Tuesday, Jan 14

  • 5:00 am ET
    Stan Goes on the Pill
    American Dad
    Francine is frustrated that Stan only pretends to pay attention when she talks. Stan takes a pill engineered by the C.I.A. to help male agents listen to females. Stan takes too much, and the pill physically transforms him into a woman.
    TV-14 (DLSV)
  • 5:30 am ET
    She Swill Survive
    American Dad
    Stan is tired of Hayley being lazy and unemployed, so he forces her to take a job in Roger's bar. Deputy Director Bullock is a regular at the bar, and he confesses his secrets to Hayley.
    TV-14 (DLSV)
  • 6:00 am ET
    Rubberneckers
    American Dad
    Stan and Francine go out to dinner, and Francine catches Stan looking at another woman.
    TV-14 (DLSV)
  • 6:30 am ET
    Permanent Record Wrecker
    American Dad
    Stan is fired from the CIA due to budget cuts and is forced to work at a grocery store where Steve is the manager, while Roger makes a bargain to win a bet with a coffee shop musician.
    TV-14 (DLV)
  • 7:00 am ET
    News Glance with Genevieve Vavance
    American Dad
    Hayley wants to save the world through investigative journalism, so she becomes an intern for a local news reporter. The reporter turns out to be Roger, who gets ratings through sensationalized stories.
    TV-14 (DLV)
  • 7:30 am ET
    The Longest Distance Relationship
    American Dad
    Hayley is injured in a fire, and while she is in the hospital, she meets Millionaire Matt Davis. As Hayley and Matt fall in love, Steve discovers Jeff Fischer is still alive in outer space.
    TV-14 (DLSV)
  • 8:00 am ET
    Princess Camille Is Here
    Wipeout
    Wipeout returns from break and is picking up right where we wiped off! With $25,000 and bragging rights on the line, a pair of Lil' Stinkers, the strongest couple in Georgia and some old dads go head-to-head, taking on our toughest course yet!
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 9:00 am ET
    John and Nicole's Excellent Adventure
    Wipeout
    Surfer Girls, cliff divers and a team on their first date face off against the most challenging obstacles in Wipeout history, including Nicole's Knockers and the Swinger Bars, for a chance at $25,000.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 10:00 am ET
    They Shoot Ducks, Don't They?
    Family Matters
    Carl and his boss go duck-hunting. Urkel tags along.
    TV-G
  • 10:30 am ET
    Dumb Belle of the Ball
    Family Matters
    Myrtle Urkel desperately wants Eddie to escort her to her debutante ball. After Myrtle jumps in front of an oncoming car, Eddie reluctantly agrees to accompany her to the dance.
    TV-G
  • 11:00 am ET
    Drinking and Jiving
    Family Matters
    In an effort to change her reputation as an overly responsible person, Laura goes wild at a fraternity party and gets very drunk.
    TV-G
  • 11:30 am ET
    Who's Afraid of the Big Black Book?
    Family Matters
    Laura schemes to get revenge on Eddie for embarrassing her. She provides Steve with Eddie's private list of his former girlfriends, and Steve innocently invites them all to the party.
    TV-G
  • 12:00 pm ET
    A Slump, a Cross and Roadside Gravel
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon and Georgie bond over a money-making opportunity.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 12:30 pm ET
    A Boyfriend's Ex-Wife and a Good Luck Head Rub
    Young Sheldon
    Meemaw meets Dale's ex-wife.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 1:00 pm ET
    Pasadena
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon visits CalTech for the very first time.
    TV-PG
  • 1:30 pm ET
    A Couple Bruised Ribs and a Cereal Box Ghost Detector
    Young Sheldon
    George accidentally sends the school librarian to the hospital.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 2:00 pm ET
    A House for Sale and Serious Woman Stuff
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon sets out to find the perfect neighbors.
    TV-PG
  • 2:30 pm ET
    A Baby Tooth and the Egyptian God of Knowledge
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon has a scientific breakthrough at the dentist's office.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One with All the Cheesecakes
    Friends
    Phoebe's former boyfriend returns for one night only but Joey could ruin their plans. Monica plots revenge on her cousin's wedding day.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One Where They're Up All Night
    Friends
    Monica falls asleep during sex. Rachel argues with Tag. Ross and Joey get stranded on the roof.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The One Where Rosita Dies
    Friends
    Phoebe becomes involved with a suicidal office worker. Rachel breaks Joey's favorite chair. Monica's beloved childhood belongings are destroyed.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 4:30 pm ET
    The One Where They All Turn Thirty
    Friends
    Rachel's 30th birthday prompts the friends to reminisce about their own 30th birthdays.
    TV-PG
  • 5:00 pm ET
    The One with Joey's New Brain
    Friends
    Joey's character on a daytime drama becomes more prominent to the chagrin of the show's diva star. Phoebe and Rachel argue over who should return a sexy man's misplaced cell phone to him.
    TV-PG (S)
  • 5:30 pm ET
    The One with the Truth About London
    Friends
    Chandler finds out who Monica really wanted to have sex with on the night they became lovers. Ross is furious after Rachel teaches Ben practical jokes.
    TV-PG
  • 6:00 pm ET
    The One with the Cheap Wedding Dress
    Friends
    Monica battles another shopper for the perfect wedding dress. Ross and Joey compete for the same woman.
    TV-PG
  • 6:30 pm ET
    The One with Joey's Award
    Friends
    Joey overreacts at a daytime drama awards show.
    TV-PG
  • 7:00 pm ET
    The One with Ross & Monica's Cousin
    Friends
    Monica's gorgeous cousin unwittingly wreaks havoc on Chandler and Ross. Rachel and Phoebe hastily plan a surprise bridal party for Monica.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 7:30 pm ET
    The One with Rachel's Big Kiss
    Friends
    Rachel reveals a titillating secret about her and a former sorority sister. Ross and Chandler compete for wedding tuxedos.
    TV-PG (S)
  • 8:00 pm ET
    The One with the Vows
    Friends
    As Monica and Chandler prepare their wedding vows, they and their friends reminisce.
    TV-PG (S)
  • 8:30 pm ET
    The One with Chandler's Dad
    Friends
    Chandler confronts his estranged cross-dressing father. Rachel gets into trouble driving Monica's Porsche.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 9:00 pm ET
    The Extract Obliteration
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon's friendship with renowned scientist Stephen Hawking is threatened by a game of "Words with Friends," while Penny secretly enrolls in a class at the local college.
    TV-14 (L)
  • 9:30 pm ET
    The Habitation Configuration
    The Big Bang Theory
    Bernadette pressures Howard to move out of his mother's house, while Sheldon finds himself caught in the middle of a fight between Amy and Wil Wheaton.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 10:00 pm ET
    The 43 Peculiarity
    The Big Bang Theory
    Howard and Raj try to solve a mystery about Sheldon.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 10:30 pm ET
    The Parking Spot Escalation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Howard battle over an assigned parking spot.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 11:00 pm ET
    The Fish Guts Displacement
    The Big Bang Theory
    Howard bonds with his father-n-law on a fishing trip.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 11:30 pm ET
    The Santa Simulation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon unwillingly revisits some Christmas memories during a lively game of Dungeons and Dragons, while Raj joins the girls for ladies night out.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 12:00 am ET
    The Egg Salad Equivalency
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon is accused of sexual harassment at the University and winds up dragging Leonard, Raj and Howard into the fray.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 12:30 am ET
    The Bakersfield Expedition
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard's car is stolen when the guys take a road trip to a comic book convention in Bakersfield, dressed as Star Trek characters.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 1:00 am ET
    The Cooper/Kripke Inversion
    The Big Bang Theory
    Outraged that he's being forced to work with his university nemesis, Barry Kripke (John Ross Bowie), Sheldon faces a crisis of conscience.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 1:30 am ET
    The Spoiler Alert Segmentation
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Sheldon and Leonard fight, it affects Penny and Amy's living arrangements. Meanwhile, Raj takes care of Mrs. Wolowitz while Howard is away.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 2:00 am ET
    The Tangible Affection Proof
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon struggles to find a Valentine's gift for Amy.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 2:30 am ET
    The Monster Isolation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Raj vows never to leave his apartment after a horrible date.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 3:00 am ET
    The Contractual Obligation Implementation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard, Sheldon and Howard try to advance the cause of women in science by speaking with junior high girls about their future careers, while Raj plans his date with Lucy.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 3:30 am ET
    The Closet Reconfiguration
    The Big Bang Theory
    To open or not to open? When Howard finds a letter from his father, he's forced to confront his past. And Leonard and Penny throw a grown-up cocktail party at the apartment.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 4:00 am ET
    Bad News Bares
    Impractical Jokers
    Watch out! Q, Murr and Sal are throwing and catching grocery items in this Joker vs. Joker challenge with our special celebrity guest, Jax! Later, they'll be getting on one knee and professing their love in an awkward proposal.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 4:30 am ET
    Farm Strong
    Modern Family
    Cameron's sister Pam is coming for a visit, and Cam is in a panic to hide the engagement, but it turns out she has news of her own. Phil and Claire decide to miss one of Luke's soccer games. Gloria is in denial that she might need reading glasses.
    TV-PG (L)
Wednesday, Jan 15

  • 5:00 am ET
    The Late Show
    Modern Family
    Jay managed to get reservations for an adult's night out. Unfortunately, everyone's running late -- Gloria is taking forever to get ready, Claire and Phil can't agree about leaving Luke home alone, and Mitch and Cam end up putting on the same outfit.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 5:30 am ET
    The Help
    Modern Family
    When Gloria hires a male nanny, Jay and Manny are pretty much dead set against it. Frank is in town and feeling lonely, so Phil and Jay take him out to help get his groove back. Meanwhile, Mitch and Cam commission Pepper to plan their dream wedding.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 6:00 am ET
    A Fair to Remember
    Modern Family
    The family attends the annual school fair, and Phil has a big 20th wedding anniversary surprise planned for Claire at the fairgrounds, but unfortunately, she simultaneously has a surprise for him back at home.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 6:30 am ET
    Closetcon '13
    Modern Family
    With some urging from Claire, Jay begrudgingly agrees to return to ClosetCon this year, where he is reunited with some old colleagues. Cam takes Mitch and Lily to the Tucker family farm for the first time and is excited to fold them into country life.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 7:00 am ET
    The Big Game
    Modern Family
    With a big football game coming up and a record to break, Coach Cam is intensely focused. Elsewhere, Claire is determined to prove to the staff that she is more than just the boss's daughter, and Phil tries to teach his kids a lesson about optimism.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 7:30 am ET
    The Old Man & the Tree
    Modern Family
    Jay takes Manny to cut down their own Christmas tree, and Gloria is on edge with her mom in town. Elsewhere, Mitchell has to do last-minute shopping for Lily, and Cameron takes Lily to a charity event where they experience the true meaning of Christmas.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 8:00 am ET
    And One to Grow On
    Modern Family
    Phil tricks Luke into taking a dance class, but the white lie indirectly lands him in the slammer. Meanwhile, Jay and Gloria are throwing birthday parties for Manny and Joe, and Mitch and Cam get a rude awakening in the cutthroat world of wedding venues.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 8:30 am ET
    Under Pressure
    Modern Family
    The high school open house puts the parents in a time warp when Claire is under pressure, Gloria encounters a mean mom, and Jay teaches Phil how to play hooky. Elsewhere, Mitchell encounters his judgmental neighbor, and Alex goes to see a therapist.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 9:00 am ET
    Three Dinners
    Modern Family
    Phil and Claire take Haley out to dinner to discuss her future, but Haley turns the tables. Elsewhere, Jay's friend Shorty and his wife Darlene are visiting, and Mitch and Cam try to have a dinner date where they don't talk about the wedding or Lily.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 9:30 am ET
    Ispy
    Modern Family
    Claire and Phil spy on Luke and Manny as they're hanging out with one of their questionable friends. Meanwhile, Gloria is mad at Jay because she thinks he had a dream about another woman, but Jay misinterprets her anger for another offense he committed.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 10:00 am ET
    A Mind Is a Terrible Thing to Read
    Family Matters
    A chemistry experiment allows Urkel to read minds. Carl becomes troop leader of the Junior Woodsmen.
    TV-G
  • 10:30 am ET
    Stevil II: This Time He's Not Alone
    Family Matters
    Last year on Halloween, Steve created a small, evil ventriloquist's dummy in his image that came to life and wreaked havoc. Now the dummy, dubbed Stevil, returns with a nightmarish sidekick.
    TV-G
  • 11:00 am ET
    Trading Places
    Family Matters
    Distraught because Laura has been aloof lately, Stefan confides his relationship woes to Steve and learns that Laura might be interested in dating Steve instead!
    TV-G
  • 11:30 am ET
    A Pain in Harassment
    Family Matters
    Steve takes a $1 million basketball shot. Harriette fights back and gets a promotion.
    TV-G
  • 12:00 pm ET
    A Secret Letter and a Lowly Disc of Processed Meat
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon discovers Mary's been keeping a secret about him.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 12:30 pm ET
    An Academic Crime and a More Romantic Taco Bell
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon accuses Dr. Sturgis of plagiarism.
    TV-PG
  • 1:00 pm ET
    Graduation
    Young Sheldon
    After graduating high school, Sheldon has a breakdown when he realizes he may not be ready for college. Also, Dale tries to make amends with Meemaw.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 1:30 pm ET
    Training Wheels and an Unleashed Chicken
    Young Sheldon
    With college in sight, Sheldon is determined to ride his bike without training wheels and has Missy teach him. Meanwhile, Mary and George argue over parenting styles.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 2:00 pm ET
    Bible Camp and a Chariot of Love
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon finds himself in a fierce competition with Paige after their mothers force them to attend Vacation Bible School. Meanwhile, Georgie makes a questionable purchase.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 2:30 pm ET
    A Musty Crypt and a Stick to Pee On
    Young Sheldon
    While Mary and George take a trip, Georgie freaks out when his girlfriend thinks she's pregnant. Dale and Meemaw work out their relationship issues with Dungeons and Dragons.
    TV-14 (L)
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One with Monica & Chandler's Wedding: Part 1
    Friends
    On the eve of the wedding, Ross searches for missing Chandler, who has doubts, while the girls distract unsuspecting Monica.
    TV-PG
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One with Monica & Chandler's Wedding: Part 2
    Friends
    Monica remains blissfully unaware of the potential disasters on her wedding day.
    TV-PG
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The One After I Do
    Friends
    The reception following Monica and Chandler's wedding is almost upstaged by the news that a member of the group might be pregnant.
    TV-PG
  • 4:30 pm ET
    The One with the Red Sweater
    Friends
    Rachel debates whether she should break the news to her baby's father.
    TV-PG
  • 5:00 pm ET
    The One Where Rachel Tells...
    Friends
    The real father of Rachel's baby is revealed. Monica and Chandler struggle to make their honeymoon flight.
    TV-14 (D)
  • 5:30 pm ET
    The One with the Videotape
    Friends
    Ross reveals that he videotaped a sexual encounter between Rachel and him.
    TV-PG
  • 6:00 pm ET
    The One with Rachel's Date
    Friends
    Ross is horrified when Rachel goes on a date with a soap-opera star. Phoebe is attracted to a clumsy chef whom Monica wants to fire.
    TV-PG
  • 6:30 pm ET
    The One with the Halloween Party
    Friends
    At Monica's Halloween party, Phoebe meets her twin sister's fiance and finds that she is attracted to him.
    TV-PG
  • 7:00 pm ET
    The One with the Stain
    Friends
    Rachel wants to find her own apartment. Phoebe is ecstatic when Eric dumps Ursula to date her.
    TV-PG
  • 7:30 pm ET
    The One with the Stripper
    Friends
    Rachel tells her belligerent father that she is pregnant with Ross' child.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 8:00 pm ET
    The One with the Rumor
    Friends
    Monica encounters a high-school friend and invites him to Thanksgiving Day dinner.
    TV-PG
  • 8:30 pm ET
    The One with Monica's Boots
    Friends
    Chandler is angry when Monica buys expensive boots. Phoebe tries to get tickets to a Sting concert.
    TV-PG
  • 9:00 pm ET
    The Tenure Turbulence
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard, Sheldon and Raj fight for tenure at the University.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 9:30 pm ET
    The Closure Alternative
    The Big Bang Theory
    After one of his favorite TV shows gets canceled too soon, Sheldon feels lost, so Amy tries to help him get over his compulsive need for closure by retraining his brain.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 10:00 pm ET
    The Proton Resurgence
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard and Sheldon hire Professor Proton (Bob Newhart), the host of their favorite childhood TV show to perform. Raj leaves his dog with Howard and Bernadette.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 10:30 pm ET
    The Love Spell Potential
    The Big Bang Theory
    When the girls' trip to Vegas falls through, the guys invite them to a Dungeons & Dragons date night that causes Sheldon and Amy's relationship to take an unexpected turn.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 11:00 pm ET
    The Bon Voyage Reaction
    The Big Bang Theory
    On the sixth season finale, Sheldon and Penny are thrown for a loop when Leonard is offered an exciting new job opportunity overseas.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 11:30 pm ET
    The Hofstadter Insufficiency
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard is away at sea, so Sheldon and Penny spend time together and spill some revealing secrets. Meanwhile, Howard comes to Raj's aid after his breakup with his girlfriend.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 12:00 am ET
    The Deception Verification
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard returns from the North Sea expedition and finds things chilly between him and Sheldon, while Howard's relationship with his mother opens the door to questions about his masculinity.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 12:30 am ET
    The Scavenger Vortex
    The Big Bang Theory
    Raj puts together a scavenger hunt that turns into serious, cutthroat competition among the gang.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 1:00 am ET
    AEW Dynamite Maximum Carnage 1/15/2025
    All Elite Wrestling: Dynamite
    Jon Moxley defends his World Title against Powerhouse Hobbs. Kenny Omega makes his in-ring return against "The Machine" Brian Cage. Christian Cage collides with HOOK. Women's Casino Gauntlet Match for a Women's World Title shot at Grand Slam: Australia.
    TV-14 (DLV)
  • 3:00 am ET
    Bad News Bares
    Impractical Jokers
    Watch out! Q, Murr and Sal are throwing and catching grocery items in this Joker vs. Joker challenge with our special celebrity guest, Jax! Later, they'll be getting on one knee and professing their love in an awkward proposal.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 3:30 am ET
    Spring-a-Ding-Fling
    Modern Family
    Cameron is in charge of the school's spring dance, but when a popular teacher returns from sabbatical, a not-so-friendly competition blooms. And with Claire on chaperone duty, Phil gets Haley to accompany him to his annual realtor's banquet.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 4:00 am ET
    Other People's Children
    Modern Family
    Jay's determined to teach Luke about tools and impart some manly wisdom, and Claire, Gloria and Lily go shopping for Lily's flower girl dress. Meanwhile, Mitch, Cam, Alex and Manny go for a day at the museum, and Phil helps Andy with his anniversary gift.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 4:30 am ET
    Vegas
    Modern Family
    The adults are Vegas-bound when Jay's client gets them nice hotel accommodations, but Jay soon becomes obsessed with upgrading. Meanwhile, Claire hits the tables, Phil auditions for a secret society of magicians, and Cam ducks out of a spa day with Mitch.
    TV-PG (L)
Thursday, Jan 16

  • 5:00 am ET
    A Hard Jay's Night
    Modern Family
    Mitch struggles to hide his feelings about the unflattering wedding topper Cam's dad whittled for them, Phil tries to help Gloria sell her pre-Jay apartment, and Claire and the kids go to Jay's to help him prep for the night with the family he's hosting.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 5:30 am ET
    Australia
    Modern Family
    The entire family tags along as Phil fulfills his mom's wish for him to return to his roots and visit the country where he was conceived -- Australia. Unfortunately, Phil's attempts to embrace his native land are met by a lot of rejection.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 6:00 am ET
    Sleeper
    Modern Family
    Phil fails at his one task to stay home and wait for the repairman, forcing him to tell an elaborate lie to Claire. Meanwhile, Gloria is obsessing over a family portrait, and Claire accuses Cam of being too snobby to use her girls' hand-me-downs.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 6:30 am ET
    Message Received
    Modern Family
    Jay, Gloria and Manny challenge each other to step outside their comfort zone. Mitch and Cam's wedding is getting too big and costly, so they resort to selling a couple of their prized possessions. Meanwhile, the kids play a joke on Phil and Claire.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 7:00 am ET
    The Wedding, Part 1
    Modern Family
    Mitch and Cam's big day is finally here and nothing can ruin it -- until nothing turns into a whole lot of somethings. Meanwhile, Jay and Gloria host the Tuckers, Phil squeezes in an eye procedure, and Claire embraces her role as "best woman."
    TV-PG (D)
  • 7:30 am ET
    The Wedding, Part 2
    Modern Family
    The wedding day chaos continues as guests start to get testy, Mitchell and Cameron are feeling discouraged, and poor Claire starts showing physical wear and tear. But an unexpected turn of events leads to the ceremony we've all been waiting for.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 8:00 am ET
    The Long Honeymoon
    Modern Family
    This summer has been blissful in the Dunphy house, but when Alex returns home from a trip, there is an immediate shift in mood. Elsewhere, Mitch and Cam have returned from their honeymoon, and Mitch is acclimating to real life much quicker than Cameron.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 8:30 am ET
    Do Not Push
    Modern Family
    Jay and Gloria can't agree on what kind of gift to give for their anniversary. Meanwhile, the Dunphys go to Alex's college tour, Claire tries to convince Alex to stay close to home, and Phil, Luke and Haley break off to participate in a psyche experiment.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 9:00 am ET
    The Cold
    Modern Family
    Phil is putting together Mitch and Cam's wedding video for a special family screening, but when the footage reveals that he is responsible for a horrible cold that has plagued the family, he must do some creative editing.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 9:30 am ET
    Marco Polo
    Modern Family
    The Dunphys move into a hotel room while their house is getting treated for mold. Phil sees this as a chance to spend quality time together, but Claire and the kids are less excited. Gloria becomes overprotective when Manny starts dating an older girl.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 10:00 am ET
    Original Gangsta Dawg
    Family Matters
    Trouble comes to town when Urkel's cousin, Original Gangsta Dawg, pays a visit and clashes with both Carl and Laura.
    TV-G
  • 10:30 am ET
    Deck the Malls
    Family Matters
    Myra gets Steve a job in the local mall working in the gift-wrapping department, while Carl and Laura portray Santa Claus and Santa's helper.
    TV-G
  • 11:00 am ET
    Grill of My Dreams
    Family Matters
    Steve convinces Mr. Tanaka, the owner of a Japanese restaurant, to teach him how to cook Japanese food.
    TV-G
  • 11:30 am ET
    Breaking Up Is Hard to Do
    Family Matters
    Steve and Myra break up. Eddie leaves college to become a cop.
    TV-G
  • 12:00 pm ET
    A Docent, a Little Lady and a Bouncer Named Dalton
    Young Sheldon
    While Sheldon volunteers at a local train museum, Missy embarks on a new stage of womanhood, and Georgie discovers his mother's guilty pleasure.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 12:30 pm ET
    Freshman Orientation and the Invention of the Zipper
    Young Sheldon
    While college orientation does not go as Sheldon planned, Mary is mistaken for a university student and invited to a party.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 1:00 pm ET
    A Philosophy Class and Worms That Can Chase You
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon's first day of college is derailed by his new philosophy teacher. Also, Mary and Brenda live vicariously through Missy's first day of middle school.
    TV-PG
  • 1:30 pm ET
    An Existential Crisis and a Bear That Makes Bubbles
    Young Sheldon
    Meemaw takes matters into her own hands when Sheldon's philosophy teacher, Professor Ericson, sends him into a tailspin.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 2:00 pm ET
    Crappy Frozen Ice Cream and an Organ Grinder's Monkey
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon and his dad dine with President Hagemeyer and a university benefactor. Also, Dale and his ex-wife invite Meemaw to their son's wedding.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 2:30 pm ET
    Cowboy Aerobics and 473 Grease-Free Bolts
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon campaigns to become Dr. Linkletter's lab assistant. Meanwhile, Georgie enlists the help of Mr. Lundy, the drama teacher, for a surprising business venture.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One with the Ross' Step Forward
    Friends
    Ross' new girlfriend orders Christmas cards with a photo of them on the cover.
    TV-PG
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One Where Joey Dates Rachel
    Friends
    Rachel joins Joey for a night out in order to prepare him for a big date.
    TV-PG
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath
    Friends
    Monica blabs her suspicions when she mistakenly believes Joey is infatuated with Phoebe.
    TV-PG
  • 4:30 pm ET
    The One with the Secret Closet
    Friends
    Joey realizes his intense feelings for Rachel are excluding Ross from the joys of impending fatherhood.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 5:00 pm ET
    The One with the Birthing Video
    Friends
    Monica prepares a memorable St. Valentine's Day for Chandler with sexy lingerie and X-rated entertainment.
    TV-PG
  • 5:30 pm ET
    The One Where Joey Tells Rachel
    Friends
    Joey tells Rachel that he is in love with her.
    TV-PG
  • 6:00 pm ET
    The One with the Tea Leaves
    Friends
    Rachel devises a lie about her unborn child that she hopes will break the silence between her and Joey. Phoebe reads tea leaves and predicts she will soon encounter the man of her dreams.
    TV-PG
  • 6:30 pm ET
    The One in Massapequa
    Friends
    Phoebe brings her annoyingly upbeat boyfriend to the 35th anniversary of Monica and Ross' parents, who urge Ross and pregnant Rachel to pretend to be married.
    TV-PG
  • 7:00 pm ET
    The One with Joey's Interview
    Friends
    When Soap Opera Digest requests an interview, Joey enlists his friends to make sure he does not say anything that could cost him his role.
    TV-PG
  • 7:30 pm ET
    The One with the Baby Shower
    Friends
    During her baby shower, Rachel realizes she is unprepared to be a mother and accepts her mother's offer to move in to help with the child.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 8:00 pm ET
    The One with the Cooking Class
    Friends
    A food critic blasts Monica's cooking in a newspaper review. A cute saleswoman riles Rachel when she flirts with Ross, and Phoebe coaches Chandler for a job interview.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 8:30 pm ET
    The One Where Rachel Is Late
    Friends
    Overdue Rachel tries everything to rush the delivery of her baby.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 9:00 pm ET
    The Raiders Minimization
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon is fit to be tied when Amy ruins one of his favorite adventure films, while Leonard finds the key to getting Penny to do his bidding, and Raj and Stuart get creative with their online-dating profiles.
    TV-PG (DLS)
  • 9:30 pm ET
    The Workplace Proximity
    The Big Bang Theory
    Amy takes a job at Sheldon's university, putting their relationship to the test.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 10:00 pm ET
    The Romance Resonance
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon makes a major scientific breakthrough, but he feels it may haunt him for the rest of his career. Meanwhile, Howard makes a grand romantic gesture to Bernadette, which causes Penny to put more effort into her relationship with Leonard.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 10:30 pm ET
    The Proton Displacement
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Sheldon's childhood hero, Professor Proton, seeks Leonard's help with an experiment, the slighted Sheldon goes nuclear and decides to get revenge by befriending another TV science guy.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 11:00 pm ET
    The Itchy Brain Simulation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard fails to stop Sheldon from overreacting after a past slight comes to light, and as punishment Leonard must walk a mile in Sheldon's shoes. Meanwhile, Penny has a run-in with Raj's former girlfriend Lucy.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 11:30 pm ET
    The Thanksgiving Decoupling
    The Big Bang Theory
    Howard's mother has a say when he and Bernadette host Thanksgiving dinner for the gang.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 12:00 am ET
    The Discovery Dissipation
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Sheldon's accidental scientific discovery is disproved, Amy and Leonard try to help him deal with the shame and the disappointment. Meanwhile, Howard and Bernadette open their home to Raj for a week.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 12:30 am ET
    The Cooper Extraction
    The Big Bang Theory
    With Sheldon in Texas, the gang gathers to decorate for Christmas, and they each contemplate if they would have had a wonderful life had they never met him.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 1:00 am ET
    The Hesitation Ramification
    The Big Bang Theory
    Penny turns to Leonard for comfort after her guest appearance on NCIS does not turn out well. She ends up putting Leonard on the spot regarding their relationship. Sheldon works on his sense of humor, and Raj practices talking to girls.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 1:30 am ET
    The Occupation Recalibration
    The Big Bang Theory
    There's impactful news on the work front as Penny makes a big step toward pursuing a full-time acting career, and Sheldon is forced to take a vacation.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 2:00 am ET
    The Convention Conundrum
    The Big Bang Theory
    Unable to score tickets for Comic-Con, Sheldon decides to stage his own comic-book convention, while the ladies attempt to act like grown ups.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 2:30 am ET
    The Locomotive Manipulation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Amy has amour on her mind when she talks Sheldon into a romantic Valentine's Day getaway to Napa Valley wine country. Back at home, Leonard and Penny make an emergency visit to the vet with Raj's dog.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 3:00 am ET
    When You Gotta Go
    Impractical Jokers
    Being a parent means you have very little time, which is why the Jokers are bringing their (plastic) newborns to the grocery store! After, they'll be pitching new community programs that the local community will find quite strange.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 3:30 am ET
    Tournament of Losers
    Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes
    Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes packs classic, fan-favorite episodes with shareable pop-up facts, behind-the-scenes stories and surprising factoids directly from the Jokers.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 4:00 am ET
    Aquaman
    Aquaman must retrieve the legendary Trident of Atlan to save the underwater city of Atlantis -- and the surface world -- from his power-hungry brother.
    TV-14 (LV)
Friday, Jan 17

  • 7:00 am ET
    Mortal Kombat 2021
    MMA fighter Cole Young, unaware of his heritage, and hunted by Emperor Shang Tsung's best warrior, Sub-Zero, trains with Earth's greatest champions as he prepares to stand against the enemies of Outworld in a high stakes battle for the universe.
    TV-14 (LV)
  • 9:00 am ET
    Won't You Be Our Neighbor
    Modern Family
    Phil is selling the house next door and he and Claire are excited by the prospect of having wonderful new neighbors. Jay forbids Manny to see his new girlfriend. Elsewhere, Mitch and Cam are determined to switch Lily out of Mrs. Plank's class.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 9:30 am ET
    Halloween 3: Awesomeland
    Modern Family
    Even though Halloween is Claire's holiday, she allows Phil to take over this year. Gloria picks out costumes for her and Jay, but Jay wants to be Prince Charming instead. Elsewhere, Cameron gets overwhelmed, and Mitchell is busy with a huge case.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 10:00 am ET
    Queer Eyes, Full Hearts
    Modern Family
    Phil and Claire don't know how to feel about Haley and Andy spending a lot of time together. Gloria is pushing Manny to learn Spanish instead of French, so she hires a Spanish tutor. Meanwhile, Mitch and Cam meet a popular news reporter.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 10:30 am ET
    Three Turkeys
    Modern Family
    Phil and Luke are cooking Thanksgiving dinner this year, but Claire has no confidence in them and prepares a secret backup turkey. Meanwhile, Jay and Gloria's plans to spend the holiday away are ruined when the family dinner gets moved to their house.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 11:00 am ET
    Strangers in the Night
    Modern Family
    When Alex tells Phil and Claire she has a boyfriend, they worry they've put too much pressure on her and she's made up an imaginary boyfriend. Jay and Gloria have parties that they are dragging each other to, but Jay has a plan to get himself out of it.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 11:30 am ET
    Haley's 21st Birthday
    Modern Family
    Haley is turning 21 and the family is taking her to celebrate! Claire wants Haley to start seeing her as a friend, Mitch and Cam realize they aren't as cool as they thought, and Phil and Jay's pit stop to pick up Haley's new car becomes a disaster.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 12:00 pm ET
    A Pager, a Club and a Cranky Bag of Wrinkles
    Young Sheldon
    Dr. Linkletter pushes Sheldon to make friends with his fellow students, and Georgie gets a pager.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 12:30 pm ET
    A Box of Treasure and the Meemaw of Science
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon, Dr. Linkletter and Meemaw team up on a science experiment. Also, Mary is jealous that Pastor Jeff and Brenda are spending so much time together.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 1:00 pm ET
    The Geezer Bus and a New Model For Education
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon refuses to ride in a car after getting into an accident with Meemaw. Meanwhile, Meemaw is forced to take the church shuttle while her car is in the shop.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 1:30 pm ET
    Mitch's Son and the Unconditional Approval of a Government Agency
    Young Sheldon
    When the IRS accuses Sheldon of making a mistake, he stops at nothing to prove them wrong. Then, when Dale is forced to get a colonoscopy, he tries to convince Meemaw to join him.
    TV-14 (L)
  • 2:00 pm ET
    A Virus, Heartbreak and a World of Possibilities
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon faces extreme consequences after installing a pirated computer game. Meanwhile, Mary and Meemaw take Brenda out for Girls Night, while George watches Billy.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 2:30 pm ET
    A Second Prodigy and the Hottest Tips for Pouty Lips
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon finds himself at odds with Paige once again when she considers enrolling at East Texas Tech. Meanwhile, Mary seeks the advice of June when looking for a change.
    TV-PG
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One Where Rachel Has a Baby: Part 1
    Friends
    The friends cause havoc in the maternity ward as Rachel begins childbirth.
    TV-PG
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One Where Rachel Has a Baby: Part 2
    Friends
    The friends cause havoc in the maternity ward as Rachel begins childbirth.
    TV-PG
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The One Where No One Proposes
    Friends
    Joey finds himself engaged to Rachel soon after she delivers her baby girl, while Phoebe assumes Ross is the one who proposed.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 4:30 pm ET
    The One Where Emma Cries
    Friends
    Joey seeks forgiveness from Ross, while Rachel tries to quell Emma's incessant crying.
    TV-PG
  • 5:00 pm ET
    The One with the Pediatrician
    Friends
    Emma's pediatrician drops her as a patient because of Rachel's constant calls.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 5:30 pm ET
    The One with the Sharks
    Friends
    Monica fears Chandler has a sexual fetish involving sharks.
    TV-14 (DS)
  • 6:00 pm ET
    The One with Phoebe's Birthday Dinner
    Friends
    Famished Phoebe waits for tardy friends to arrive at her birthday dinner.
    TV-PG
  • 6:30 pm ET
    The One with the Male Nanny
    Friends
    Ross ridicules Rachel's choice of a male nanny.
    TV-PG
  • 7:00 pm ET
    The One with Ross's Inappropriate Song
    Friends
    Chandler and Joey find a videotape while checking out Richard's apartment. Ross sings Emma an off-color lullaby.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 7:30 pm ET
    The One with Rachel's Other Sister
    Friends
    Rachel has a bone to pick with her self-centered sister on Thanksgiving.
    TV-PG
  • 8:00 pm ET
    The One with Rachel's Phone Number
    Friends
    Rachel impulsively gives her telephone number to a handsome guy but worries he will call when Ross is there.
    TV-PG (S)
  • 8:30 pm ET
    The One with Christmas in Tulsa
    Friends
    Monica fears the worst when she learns Chandler will be spending Christmas in Tulsa working on a deadline with a beautiful co-worker.
    TV-PG (S)
  • 9:00 pm ET
    The Table Polarization
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard's purchase of a dining-room table for the apartment doesn't sit well with Sheldon, so much so that it forces him to reevaluate his life. Meanwhile, Bernadette isn't quite over the moon about Howard taking another trip to space.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 9:30 pm ET
    The Friendship Turbulence
    The Big Bang Theory
    Things turn rocky between Sheldon and Wolowitz after a barrage of insults, and Bernadette steps in to mediate a peace. Meanwhile, Penny is offered a movie role that may prove embarrassing.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 10:00 pm ET
    The Mommy Observation
    The Big Bang Theory
    While Sheldon and Howard continue their bonding, Sheldon's visit to see his mommy forces him to start addressing a new reality. The gang are subjected to a murder mystery party that leads them to speculate where they might be in 20 years.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 10:30 pm ET
    The Indecision Amalgamation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Raj wrestles with dating two women at the same time, Penny is offered a part in a trashy movie, and Sheldon can't decide between two gaming systems.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 11:00 pm ET
    The Relationship Diremption
    The Big Bang Theory
    Raj and Howard double-date, and the latter is flushed with embarrassment after Raj's girlfriend reveals a secret she knows about Howard.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 11:30 pm ET
    The Anything Can Happen Recurrence
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard reinstates Anything Can Happen Thursday, and it leads the regimented Sheldon to attempt something spontaneous, which creates friction among Penny, Amy and Bernadette. Raj requests help from Howard in prepping for a date with Emily.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 12:00 am ET
    The Proton Transmogrification
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon receives counseling from his childhood TV idol, Professor Proton, while Penny and Leonard reach a relationship milestone and turn it into a competition. Also, Bernadette and Amy turn Star Wars Day into a special event for the guys.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 12:30 am ET
    The Gorilla Dissolution
    The Big Bang Theory
    A trying day at the movie shoot leaves Penny with questions about her life choices, so she decides to act on it. Caring for a bedridden Mrs. Wolowitz proves a challenge for Howard and Bernadette.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 1:00 am ET
    Black Adam
    The story of the DC superhero comes to the big screen in this thrilling action-adventure starring Dwayne Johnson.
    TV-14 (LV)
  • 3:21 am ET
    The Suicide Squad
    The most deranged supervillains in the country are plucked out of prison and enlisted by the government as a ragtag intelligence team.
    TV-14 (DLSV)
Saturday, Jan 18

  • 6:06 am ET
    Wonder Woman 1984
    Fast-forward to the 1980s as Wonder Woman's next big screen adventure finds her riding lightning across the sky, donning wings of gold and chasing a dream while in pursuit of two new formidable foes.
    TV-14 (DLV)
  • 9:24 am ET
    The Day We Almost Died
    Modern Family
    While driving, the Dunphys and Manny have a near-death experience, causing everyone involved to reevaluate their lives, while the rest of the family has to bear the brunt of all their new attitudes.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 9:56 am ET
    The Big Guns
    Modern Family
    Claire is furious about neighbors Ronnie and Amber's eye-sore of a boat on their front lawn, and it soon becomes an all-out war. Elsewhere, Jay is trying to potty train Joe, and Cam takes Lily to clown school behind Mitchell's back.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 10:28 am ET
    Rash Decisions
    Modern Family
    Phil is feeling the teenage cold shoulder from Luke, and with Andy hanging around a lot recently, he steps in as his new right-hand man. Meanwhile, Gloria and the doctors suspect that Joe's allergic to Stella, which leaves Jay in a very tough predicament.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 11:00 am ET
    Princess Camille Is Here
    Wipeout
    Wipeout returns from break and is picking up right where we wiped off! With $25,000 and bragging rights on the line, a pair of Lil' Stinkers, the strongest couple in Georgia and some old dads go head-to-head, taking on our toughest course yet!
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 12:00 pm ET
    John and Nicole's Excellent Adventure
    Wipeout
    Surfer Girls, cliff divers and a team on their first date face off against the most challenging obstacles in Wipeout history, including Nicole's Knockers and the Swinger Bars, for a chance at $25,000.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 1:00 pm ET
    The One Where Rachel Goes Back to Work
    Friends
    Rachel crosses swords with her temporary replacement at the shop. Phoebe wreaks havoc on the set of Joey's soap opera.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 1:30 pm ET
    The One with Phoebe's Rats
    Friends
    Monica invites Rachel's workplace rival to her birthday party. Joey flirts with Emma's new nanny, and Phoebe and Mike take care of a litter of rats.
    TV-PG
  • 2:00 pm ET
    The One Where Monica Sings
    Friends
    Monica exults in the applause she receives on karaoke night, unaware that the cheering audience can see through her blouse.
    TV-PG
  • 2:30 pm ET
    The One with the Blind Dates
    Friends
    Joey and Phoebe conspire to send Rachel and Ross on disastrous blind dates.
    TV-14
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One with the Mugging
    Friends
    Joey stumbles upon a way to impress a famous actor during an audition. Ross learns the identity of a long-ago mugger, and Chandler accepts an internship at a shoe company.
    TV-PG
  • 3:30 pm ET
    Black Adam
    The story of the DC superhero comes to the big screen in this thrilling action-adventure starring Dwayne Johnson.
    TV-14 (LV)
  • 6:00 pm ET
    Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
    Peter Quill and his fellow Guardians are hired by a powerful alien race, the Sovereign, to protect their precious batteries from invaders. When it is discovered that Rocket has stolen the items they were sent to guard, the Sovereign dispatch their armada.
    TV-14 (DLV)
  • 9:00 pm ET
    The Status Quo Combustion
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon gets caught up in all the life-altering changes going on around him and considers a monumental move.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 9:30 pm ET
    The Locomotion Interruption
    The Big Bang Theory
    Amy and Leonard take a surprise road trip to Arizona, while Penny goes on a job interview at Bernadette's company, and Howard has problems wrapping his head around Stuart's relationship with Mrs. Wolowitz.
    TV-PG
  • 10:00 pm ET
    The Junior Professor Solution
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon is ordered to teach a class, and the gang is surprised when Howard signs up to take it, and tensions between Penny and Bernadette afford Amy an opportunity to play one against the other.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 10:30 pm ET
    The First Pitch Insufficiency
    The Big Bang Theory
    A nervous Wolowitz is thrown for a loop when NASA asks him to toss out the first pitch at a Los Angeles Angels baseball game. Meanwhile, Sheldon brags that he and Amy are a better couple than Leonard and Penny.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 11:00 pm ET
    The Hook-Up Reverberation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Raj's girlfriend, Emily, gives Penny the cold shoulder after he reveals some info about their past history; and the guys contemplate buying into Stuart's comic-book emporium.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 11:30 pm ET
    The Focus Attenuation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Amy and Bernadette accuse former party girl Penny of becoming a party pooper when she lets an email from work impact their girls' weekend in Las Vegas. Meanwhile, the guys brainstorm about inventing something cool.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 12:00 am ET
    The Expedition Approximation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Raj undertake an underground research expedition that turns into a test of how long before they get under each other's skin. Meanwhile, Leonard and Penny argue about money.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 12:30 am ET
    The Misinterpretation Agitation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Penny's flirtatious sales pitch leaves a doctor-client smitten and the guys must pitch in to help her deal with him, while Bernadette and Amy debate whether female scientists ought to play the sexuality card.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 1:00 am ET
    Transformers
    Humanity's fate rests in the hands of a youth when two races of warring robots make Earth their final battleground.
    TV-PG (DLV)
  • 4:15 am ET
    Days of Thunder (1990)
    Tom Cruise stars as an untamed racecar driver who finds full-throttle thrills, danger and passion on the top stock-car circuit. Robert Duvall, Randy Quaid and Nicole Kidman co-star.
    TV-14 (DLS)
Sunday, Jan 19

  • 6:30 am ET
    Into the Blue (2005)
    Two young scuba divers in the Bahamas dream of finding hidden treasure, and after stumbling upon a fabled pirate wreck, they uncover a cache of cocaine and soon find themselves battling a ruthless gang of criminals in this suspense thriller.
    TV-14 (DLV)
  • 8:45 am ET
    Days of Thunder (1990)
    Tom Cruise stars as an untamed racecar driver who finds full-throttle thrills, danger and passion on the top stock-car circuit. Robert Duvall, Randy Quaid and Nicole Kidman co-star.
    TV-14 (DLS)
  • 11:00 am ET
    Valentine's Day 4: Twisted Sister
    Modern Family
    Valentine's Day is here again, which means "Juliana" and "Clive" are back, but Claire starts to worry that Phil is more into Juliana than her! Elsewhere, Gloria's sister, Sonia, is a larger deterrence for a romantic evening with Gloria than Jay thought.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 11:30 am ET
    Fight or Flight
    Modern Family
    After a reunion weekend with Phil's cheer buddies, Claire snags the only first-class seat left on the return flight home, leaving Phil in coach. Meanwhile, Gloria forces Jay to teach Manny how to defend himself against a bully in his cooking class.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 12:00 pm ET
    Connection Lost
    Modern Family
    Claire gets stuck at the airport and is desperate to reach Haley after a big fight. After FaceTiming with the family to help track her down, Claire turns to online snooping, which becomes disturbing, and everyone gets sucked into the drama.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 12:30 pm ET
    Closet? You'll Love It!
    Modern Family
    Jay and Claire scramble to shoot a Pritchett Closets commercial in response to their competitor's new and catchy ad. A peeping Tom keeps using a drone to spy on Gloria sun-bathing. Elsewhere, a tone-deaf Lily prepares to perform in her school talent show.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 1:00 pm ET
    The One with the Boob Job
    Friends
    Both Monica and Chandler secretly approach Joey for a loan. Phoebe invites Mike to move in with her, and Rachel baby-proofs the apartment.
    TV-PG
  • 1:30 pm ET
    The One with the Memorial Service
    Friends
    Ross and Chandler trade barbed insults on their alma mater's Web site.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 2:00 pm ET
    The One with the Lottery
    Friends
    The gang buys scads of lottery tickets for the multimillion-dollar jackpot.
    TV-PG
  • 2:30 pm ET
    The One with Rachel's Dream
    Friends
    Rachel's visit to a soap opera set inspires her to dream about Joey. Chandler takes Ross on a weekend getaway after Monica cannot take time off from work.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One with the Soap Opera Party
    Friends
    Ross invites an attractive paleontologist to a rooftop Days of Our Lives party being thrown by Joey.
    TV-PG (S)
  • 3:30 pm ET
    Dune
    The son of a noble family travels to a dangerous planet to ensure the future of his people in this visually stunning sci-fi epic.
    TV-14 (LV)
  • 6:45 pm ET
    Transformers
    Humanity's fate rests in the hands of a youth when two races of warring robots make Earth their final battleground.
    TV-PG (DLV)
  • 10:00 pm ET
    The Prom Equivalency
    The Big Bang Theory
    Amy and Bernadette organize a prom to be held atop the guys' apartment complex but Sheldon is leery of all the prom pomp, circumstance and romancing that goes with it.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 10:30 pm ET
    The Septum Deviation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard needs surgery for a deviated septum, and Sheldon gets his nose out of joint because he feels an operation is too dangerous and that his roommate may not make it out alive.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 11:00 pm ET
    The Champagne Reflection
    The Big Bang Theory
    It's a banner day for Sheldon as he bids a sad farewell to his Fun With Flags podcast. Meanwhile, Leonard, Howard and Raj probe a late professor's research in search of some hidden significance.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 11:30 pm ET
    The Clean Room Infiltration
    The Big Bang Theory
    On Christmas Eve, Amy plans a traditional Victorian dinner, while Raj, Leonard and Howard scramble to remove a pigeon that flew into the clean room at the university.
    TV-PG
  • 12:00 am ET
    The Space Probe Disintegration
    The Big Bang Theory
    While Raj eagerly awaits data from a space probe in which he was involved, Howard keeps distracting him. Later, dress shopping with Penny and Amy doesn't exactly prove to be a good fit for Leonard and Sheldon.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 12:30 am ET
    The Anxiety Optimization
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon becomes concerned that his cushy lifestyle is impacting his professional progress and keeping him from achieving scientific renown, so he asks the gang to make life more difficult for him.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 1:00 am ET
    The Troll Manifestation
    The Big Bang Theory
    An online troll rips Leonard and Sheldon's published physics paper, so the guys rally to defend the two and expose the bully, while a girls night out leads to Penny, Amy and Bernadette dishing about embarrassing past events.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 1:30 am ET
    The Comic Book Store Regeneration
    The Big Bang Theory
    Amid the excitement of Stuart reopening his comic-book store, Howard gets some unsettling news; and after teaching Sheldon how to "let it go," Penny doesn't practice what she preaches when she learns something maddening about Amy.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 2:00 am ET
    Time to Drop the Hammock
    Wipeout
    Things are bananas on Wipeout with the Banana Hammocks hoping to swing their way to $25,000. Standing in their way are Lifeguard Lovers, Gentle Giants and Throwers!
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 3:00 am ET
    Dune
    The son of a noble family travels to a dangerous planet to ensure the future of his people in this visually stunning sci-fi epic.
    TV-14 (LV)
Monday, Jan 20

  • 6:15 am ET
    Terminator: Dark Fate
    Sarah Connor and a hybrid cyborg human must protect a young girl from a newly modified liquid Terminator from the future.
    TV-14 (DLV)
  • 9:00 am ET
    Crazy for You
    Family Matters
    Spurned by Steve, Myra devises an elaborate scheme to sabotage the relationship between Steve and Laura. But her plan fails, and Laura ends up kissing Steve.
    TV-G
  • 9:30 am ET
    Crazier for You
    Family Matters
    When Steve and Laura finally go on their first official date together, Myra interrupts it- dressed exactly like Laura.
    TV-G
  • 10:00 am ET
    Whose Man Is It Anyway?
    Family Matters
    Myrtle and Greta fight about Eddie in the boxing ring.
    TV-G
  • 10:30 am ET
    Polkapalooza
    Family Matters
    Laura refuses to attend a polka festival with Steve, but when she sees how important it is to him, she dons a silly dress and accompanies him.
    TV-G
  • 11:00 am ET
    The One with the Fertility Test
    Friends
    Monica and Chandler run into an old acquaintance when they secretly go to a fertility clinic. Ross helps Joey woo the same professor he wants to date.
    TV-14 (D)
  • 11:30 am ET
    The One with the Donor
    Friends
    Monica and Chandler interview unsuspecting candidates, hoping to find the right man to father their baby.
    TV-PG
  • 12:00 pm ET
    The One in Barbados, Part 1
    Friends
    The gang heads to Barbados for a paleontology convention where Ross is the keynote speaker. David prepares to propose to Phoebe, but ex-boyfriend Mike is not yet out of the picture.
    TV-PG (DS)
  • 12:30 pm ET
    The One in Barbados Part 2
    Friends
    The gang heads to Barbados for a paleontology convention where Ross is the keynote speaker; David prepares to propose to Phoebe, but ex-boyfriend Mike is not yet out of the picture.
    TV-PG (DS)
  • 1:00 pm ET
    42 (2013)
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 3:45 pm ET
    Creed II
    Adonis Creed struggles to maintain balance between boxing and his family life. When he's challenged by Viktor Drago, the son of the boxer who killed Adonis' father Apollo decades earlier, Adonis and Rocky Balboa face the fight and their legacy together.
    TV-14 (DLSV)
  • 6:15 pm ET
    Black Panther
    After the death of his father, T'Challa, the King of Wakanda, returns home to the isolated, technologically advanced African nation to succeed to the throne and take his rightful place as king.
    TV-14 (LV)
  • 9:00 pm ET
    The Intimacy Acceleration
    The Big Bang Theory
    An experiment designed to make participants fall in love piques Penny and Leonard's interest, so they decide to put it to the test. Meanwhile, Leonard, Amy, Raj and Emily have an encounter with a "zombie."
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 9:30 pm ET
    The Colonization Application
    The Big Bang Theory
    There's trouble in paradise when Amy discovers Sheldon signed up for a one-way mission to colonize Mars, and the two get into a dogfight at a pet store. Meanwhile, Leonard makes a very "adult" purchase for Penny.
    TV-PG (DLS)
  • 10:00 pm ET
    The Leftover Thermalization
    The Big Bang Theory
    An electrical short thaws the last meal that was cooked by Mrs. Wolowitz, and the gang ponders what to do with it, while Sheldon and Leonard's work is featured in a magazine, but only one receives credit.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 10:30 pm ET
    The Skywalker Incursion
    The Big Bang Theory
    A speaking engagement at UC Berkeley puts Leonard and Sheldon in a galaxy not too far, far away from their idol George Lucas' Skywalker Ranch, and they considrer dropping by.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 11:00 pm ET
    The Fortification Implementation
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Sheldon and Amy build a fort, they come to a crossroad in their relationship. Wolowitz is shocked when a man claiming to be his half-brother shows up. When Penny is invited to be on Wil's podcast, she and Leonard have an argument.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 11:30 pm ET
    The Communication Deterioration
    The Big Bang Theory
    In the event of alien contact, NASA asks Raj to craft a message for the extraterrestrials, and the guys battle over how it should be handled. Meanwhile, Penny must decide between auditioning for a film role or keeping her job in pharmaceutical sales.
    TV-PG
  • 12:00 am ET
    The Graduation Transmission
    The Big Bang Theory
    Wolowitz questions his abilities when he and Sheldon can't get a drone to fly. A canceled flight nearly prevents Leonard from giving the commencement address. Raj pits his parents against each other when his father cuts him off financially.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 12:30 am ET
    The Maternal Combustion
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard and Sheldon's mothers come to town to celebrate their sons getting an award, but the opinionated women engage in an altercation over religion.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 1:00 am ET
    The Commitment Determination
    The Big Bang Theory
    In the Season 8 finale, Leonard and Penny are pressured to set a wedding date by Sheldon, whose relationship with Amy has taken an interesting turn.
    TV-14 (D)
  • 1:30 am ET
    The Matrimonial Momentum
    The Big Bang Theory
    Season 9 premiere, Penny has a problem dealing with Leonard's confession about having kissed another woman, while Sheldon is confused about Amy calling a timeout on their relationship.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 2:00 am ET
    The Separation Oscillation
    The Big Bang Theory
    To ease Penny's mind, Leonard pays a visit to the woman he kissed during his expedition to the North Sea, while Sheldon's breakup with Amy leads him to retaliate by shooting a special episode of "Fun with Flags".
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 2:30 am ET
    The Bachelor Party Corrosion
    The Big Bang Theory
    The guys surprise Leonard with a belated bachelor-party weekend in Mexico, but their plans hit a bump in the road when they get a flat tire on the way. Meanwhile, the girls lean on Penny to tell her family that she and Leonard eloped.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 3:00 am ET
    The Clearview Motel
    American Dad
    Francine and Roger become addicted to peeping in on people at a mysterious motel.
    TV-14 (DLSV)
  • 3:30 am ET
    A Boy Named Michael
    American Dad
    Greg and Terry adopt a ten-year-old boy named Michael. At a party celebrating the decision, Roger is jealous of Greg and Terry's lifestyle of culture. Roger rejects the Smith family as trashy and impersonates Michael.
    TV-14 (DLV)
  • 4:00 am ET
    Roger Passes the Bar
    American Dad
    Roger pushes himself to the breaking point by working non-stop at his bar. When he suffers a heart attack, Roger decides to sell the bar to a company that promises to continue his vision, but the bar has been remade as a family restaurant.
    TV-14 (DLSV)
  • 4:30 am ET
    Blagsnarst: A Love Story
    American Dad
    Roger has been acting needy with the family. He senses something in the air that is affecting his behavior, but he can't tell where its coming from. Roger leads Francine to a forest, where they find a crashed ship with the alien still alive.
    TV-14 (DLSV)
Tuesday, Jan 21

  • 5:00 am ET
    Blonde Ambition
    American Dad
    When her efforts to save the planet prove hopeless, Hayley decides that she might get more attention if she becomes a blonde. Meanwhile, Stan and Steve go on a mission to find a new home for the Smiths.
    TV-14 (DLSV)
  • 5:30 am ET
    CIAPOW
    American Dad
    When Bullock sends a drone to do the job Stan and his colleagues are supposed to do, Stan is determined to prove that humans are better than robots.
    TV-14 (DLSV)
  • 6:00 am ET
    Scents and Sensei-bility
    American Dad
    Steve and Snot are fed up with being bullied. When they enroll in a karate class, Snot is brainwashed by the sensei and it's Steve's mission to get him back.
    TV-14 (DLV)
  • 6:30 am ET
    Now and Gwen
    American Dad
    When Francine's sister Gwen comes to town, Hayley suspects she is up to no good. Meanwhile, Stan teaches Steve the art of hugging Aunt Gwen and Klaus shadows Roger's dramatic comments.
    TV-14 (DLV)
  • 7:00 am ET
    Dreaming of a White Porsche Christmas
    American Dad
    When Stan wishes he could have Principal Lewis' carefree, single life, his wish comes true! Meanwhile, in his wish world, Principal Lewis has Stan's family.
    TV-14 (DLSV)
  • 7:30 am ET
    LGBSteve
    American Dad
    Hayley is dying to be on a roller derby team, but they will only let her play if her "sister" Steve will play too. Meanwhile, a magical carpenter visits Stan and Francine and Roger runs the roller rink.
    TV-14 (DLS)
  • 8:00 am ET
    John and Nicole's Excellent Adventure
    Wipeout
    Surfer Girls, cliff divers and a team on their first date face off against the most challenging obstacles in Wipeout history, including Nicole's Knockers and the Swinger Bars, for a chance at $25,000.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 9:00 am ET
    Time to Drop the Hammock
    Wipeout
    Things are bananas on Wipeout with the Banana Hammocks hoping to swing their way to $25,000. Standing in their way are Lifeguard Lovers, Gentle Giants and Throwers!
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 10:00 am ET
    Throw Steve From the Train
    Family Matters
    Carl is stuck for hours on a train with unwitting stowaway Urkel.
    TV-G
  • 10:30 am ET
    Don't Make Me Over
    Family Matters
    After a cosmetic make-over, Myrtle decides she likes her old self better.
    TV-G
  • 11:00 am ET
    Pop Goes the Question
    Family Matters
    Both Urkel and Stephan propose to Laura.
    TV-G
  • 11:30 am ET
    Lost in Space Part 1
    Family Matters
    Urkel becomes the first student astronaut. Eddie becomes a meter maid.
    TV-G
  • 12:00 pm ET
    A Black Hole
    Young Sheldon
    The Coopers discuss the possibilities of black holes and alternate universes when Dr. Sturgis comes over for dinner.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 12:30 pm ET
    The Wild and Woolly World of Nonlinear Dynamics
    Young Sheldon
    In the fourth season finale, Missy's first heartbreak triggers a series of events that lead the Cooper family to the brink.
    TV-PG
  • 1:00 pm ET
    One Bad Night and a Chaos of Selfish Desires
    Young Sheldon
    In the fifth season premiere episode, Sheldon and Missy both run away from home, while Mary gets some upsetting news about her husband, George.
    TV-PG
  • 1:30 pm ET
    Snoopin' Around and the Wonder Twins of Atheism
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon encourages Missy to question the Bible. Also, Meemaw is determined to catch George Sr. in a lie, and Mary helps Pastor Jeff search for a youth pastor.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 2:00 pm ET
    Potential Energy and Hooch on a Park Bench
    Young Sheldon
    While Sheldon tries to convince Dr. Sturgis to return to the university, Georgie upsets the family when he makes a life-changing decision.
    TV-PG
  • 2:30 pm ET
    Pish Posh and a Secret Back Room
    Young Sheldon
    While Meemaw opens a secret gambling room, Sheldon, Missy and Georgie adapt to new living arrangements.
    TV-PG
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One After Joey and Rachel Kiss
    Friends
    In Barbados, Monica, Chandler and Phoebe eavesdrop on their friends' passionate encounters. Monica styles her hair to look like a blowfish, and Phoebe and Mike rekindle their romance.
    TV-PG (DS)
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One Where Ross Is Fine
    Friends
    Ross drinks too much alcohol at dinner with Rachel, Joey and Charlie. Frank Jr. cannot cope with his precocious triplets.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The One with Ross's Tan
    Friends
    Rachel and Joey nervously anticipate their first real date. Monica and Phoebe try to avoid an obnoxious friend with a fake British accent, and Ross emerges from a tanning booth with a two-toned appearance.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 4:30 pm ET
    The One with the Cake
    Friends
    An X-rated cake is delivered to Emma's first birthday party.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 5:00 pm ET
    The One Where Rachel's Sister Babysits
    Friends
    Rachel convinces her sister to baby-sit over Ross' protests, and Joey writes a letter to an adoption agency on Monica and Chandler's behalf.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 5:30 pm ET
    The One with Ross's Grant
    Friends
    When Ross interviews with Charlie's ex-boyfriend for a prized grant, the doctor makes a shocking stipulation.
    TV-PG
  • 6:00 pm ET
    The One with the Home Study
    Friends
    Monica and Chandler fuss over their apartment as they expect a visit from the adoption worker. Phoebe and Mike opt for a small wedding and donate the extra money to a children's charity.
    TV-PG
  • 6:30 pm ET
    The One with the Late Thanksgiving
    Friends
    Monica prepares a Thanksgiving feast for the gang, then becomes enraged when everyone shows up late. Phoebe convinces Rachel to enter Emma in a baby beauty contest.
    TV-PG
  • 7:00 pm ET
    The One with the Birth Mother
    Friends
    A prospective birth mother labors under a misconception about Monica and Chandler's respective occupations.
    TV-PG
  • 7:30 pm ET
    The One Where Chandler Gets Caught
    Friends
    Rachel and Phoebe spot Chandler getting into a vehicle with a mysterious blond woman.
    TV-PG
  • 8:00 pm ET
    The One Where the Stripper Cries
    Friends
    Joey appears as a celebrity contestant on $100,000 Pyramid. Monica and Rachel hire an ungainly stripper for Phoebe's bachelorette party.
    TV-14 (D)
  • 8:30 pm ET
    The One with Phoebe's Wedding
    Friends
    A blizzard causes Phoebe and Mike's wedding to spiral out of control. Uptight Monica steps in as her friend's wedding planner, then drives everyone crazy.
    TV-PG
  • 9:00 pm ET
    The 2003 Approximation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon reverts back to 2003 when he learns that Leonard and Penny are moving in together. Meanwhile Howard and Raj form a band to play at the comic book store.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 9:30 pm ET
    The Perspiration Implementation
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Barry Kripke gives the guys fencing lessons, he makes a point of letting Sheldon know he's interested in dating Amy. Stuart has trouble getting female customers at the Comic Book Store, so Penny, Amy and Bernadette stop by to help out.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 10:00 pm ET
    The Helium Insufficiency
    The Big Bang Theory
    A helium shortage leads Sheldon and Leonard to do business with a dealer in the black market in order to acquire some of the element for an experiment they need to complete.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 10:30 pm ET
    The Spock Resonance
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon's interview for a "Star Trek" documentary focusing on Spock turns up a shocking revelation about his breakup with Amy. Meanwhile, the Wolowitzes haggle over the remodeling of his family home.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 11:00 pm ET
    The Mystery Date Observation
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Leonard, Penny and Bernadette learn that Amy is going out on a dinner date, the trio set out to spy on her and the guy. Meanwhile, Sheldon recruits Raj and Howard to find a woman for him.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 11:30 pm ET
    The Platonic Permutation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Now just friends, Sheldon and Amy spend Thanksgiving at the aquarium, a reluctant Wolowitz volunteers at a soup kitchen with Bernadette, Raj and Emily, and Penny realizes that Leonard knows a bit more about her than he's let on.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 12:00 am ET
    The Earworm Reverberation
    The Big Bang Theory
    God only knows what song is constantly playing in Sheldon's head, but it reminds him of Amy and leads to a surprising revelation. Meanwhile, she is back in the dating game.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 12:30 am ET
    The Opening Night Excitation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Professor Proton visits Sheldon in a dream and gives him Obi-Wan Kenobi-like advice about whether to go see the new "Star Wars" film or spend the time with newly reunited girlfriend Amy on her birthday.
    TV-PG (DLS)
  • 1:00 am ET
    The Sales Call Sublimation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Penny entices Leonard to meet with a psychiatrist and the results are surprising, Stuart moves out of the Wolowitz house, and Howard and Bernadette find themselves at a loss.
    TV-PG (DS)
  • 1:30 am ET
    The Empathy Optimization
    The Big Bang Theory
    Dealing with an under-the-weather Sheldon is so draining for Penny, Leonard, and the gang, that they decide to treat themselves to a Sheldon-less weekend.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 2:00 am ET
    Ben From Baltimore
    The Joe Schmo Show
    Everyday guy Ben has unknowingly been cast on a fake reality competition show, The Goat, surrounded by actors scripted by a team of writers. However, he puts the entire production on high alert when he is immediately suspicious of a fellow contestant.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 3:00 am ET
    Spring Break
    Modern Family
    Spring break has Claire doing spring cleaning, and Phil struggles when Luke outperforms him at seemingly everything. Haley takes Alex to a music festival to take her mind off college, and Gloria and Jay try to give up soap operas and cigars respectively.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 3:30 am ET
    Grill, Interrupted
    Modern Family
    Jay's birthday brings everyone together, and Phil is beside himself over the cool grill he got Jay. Claire and Mitch decide they will "offer" to pay back the money Jay loaned them ages ago as their gift, not really thinking he will take them up on it.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 4:00 am ET
    Knock 'em Down
    Modern Family
    Jay agrees to sub for Cam's bowling team, but Cam was not upfront about it being an all-gay league. Phil and Claire have a good time with unlikely dinner companions, their neighbors Ronnie and Amber, and Gloria and Mitch agree to go clubbing with Haley.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 4:30 am ET
    Integrity
    Modern Family
    Phil and Jay run an errand together to pick up Lily's hand-me-down princess castle for Joe, but both are in a mood because Phil is upset Claire won't let him buy a video game console, and Jay thinks Gloria is letting Joe play with too many girlie items.
    TV-PG (L)
Wednesday, Jan 22

  • 5:00 am ET
    Patriot Games
    Modern Family
    Alex's worst nightmare is realized when she gets news that she has to share the Valedictorian title with her number one competitor, Sunjay! Both sets of parents get equally caught up in the rivalry. Elsewhere, Gloria is studying for her citizenship test.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 5:30 am ET
    Crying Out Loud
    Modern Family
    The family is determined to make Alex celebrate her senior ditch day, and Phil, Luke and Haley forcefully take her out. Claire is torn when she gets another job offer. And with Manny groggy from painkillers, Gloria tries to sabotage his relationship.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 6:00 am ET
    American Skyper
    Modern Family
    The whole family is at Jay and Gloria's for Alex's graduation party, except for Phil, who ingeniously figured out a way to be there via Skype and a robotic vessel after being unexpectedly detained in Seattle on a business trip.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 6:30 am ET
    Summer Lovin'
    Modern Family
    Haley's attempt to stop Andy from proposing to Beth will end up with both Haley and Andy needing to cope with their emotions. Meanwhile, Jay and Gloria look at pre-schools for Joe, and Cam tries to remain supportive of Mitch's midlife career crisis.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 7:00 am ET
    The Day Alex Left for College
    Modern Family
    Phil and Claire are feeling a little snubbed by their kids when Alex intentionally gives them the wrong college move-in date to avoid making it a big deal, and Luke seems less than eager to spend the day with Phil at his open house.
    TV-PG (V)
  • 7:30 am ET
    The Closet Case
    Modern Family
    Phil helps Haley convince Claire to allow Dylan to move in temporarily but ends up having major second thoughts. Meanwhile, Mitch takes on a consulting job for Jay's biggest rival, and Gloria and Cameron disagree on how to handle Manny's girl problem.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 8:00 am ET
    She Crazy
    Modern Family
    Phil is all-in on project hatch-the-duck-eggs, but no one else is as enthused. Meanwhile, Claire is nervous about pitching her new closet ideas to Jay and his creative team, and Gloria and Manny help each other out with their respective "crushes."
    TV-PG (L)
  • 8:30 am ET
    The Verdict
    Modern Family
    Claire is excited to give Haley and Alex a great experience for "Bring Your Daughter to Work Day," and Phil takes Luke and Manny's class out for community service day, which becomes a teachable moment in more ways than one.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 9:00 am ET
    The More You Ignore Me
    Modern Family
    Claire and Phil have their hands full when Luke gets arrested for driving without a license, then they catch Alex sneaking out of a liquor store. Elsewhere, Cam tries to convince Gloria to recreate and sell her family's hot sauce.
    TV-14
  • 9:30 am ET
    Phil's Sexy, Sexy House
    Modern Family
    Everyone is at Jay and Gloria's for Thanksgiving leftovers, and after a conversation about the house that Phil is helping to sell, everyone gets the same idea to sneak in. Unbeknownst to one another, they all choose the same day to go.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 10:00 am ET
    Lost in Space Part 2
    Family Matters
    A wayward satellite hits Urkel's spacecraft. Meter-maid duty turns dangerous.
    TV-G
  • 10:30 am ET
    The Mama Who Came to Dinner
    Family Matters
    Mother Winslow asserts a little too much authority when she comes to live with her son Carl and his family.
    TV-G
  • 11:00 am ET
    Two Income Family
    Family Matters
    The Winslows must cut costs when Harriette loses her job as an elevator operator.
    TV-G
  • 11:30 am ET
    Short Story
    Family Matters
    The Winslow family members have mixed reactions when they realize they are the characters in a story Rachel has sold to a magazine.
    TV-G
  • 12:00 pm ET
    Stuffed Animals and a Sweet Southern Syzygy
    Young Sheldon
    While Mary's away, George finds himself giving advice on Missy's love life. And Georgie has a solution for Meemaw's business woes.
    TV-14
  • 12:30 pm ET
    Money Laundering and a Cascade of Hormones
    Young Sheldon
    Missy asks some uncomfortable questions about sex in church.
    TV-14 (L)
  • 1:00 pm ET
    An Introduction to Engineering and a Glob of Hair Gel
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon takes his first engineering class with Professor Boucher. Also, Meemaw and Dale help take care of his ex-wife, June.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 1:30 pm ET
    The Grand Chancellor and a Den of Sin
    Young Sheldon
    While Sheldon battles the mysterious Grand Chancellor of the university over science requirements, Mary discovers that Georgie is working at Meemaw's illegal gambling room.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 2:00 pm ET
    The Yips and an Oddly Hypnotic Bohemian
    Young Sheldon
    While George Sr. plays handyman at Brenda Sparks' house, Sheldon gets the science yips and has to learn how not to think.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 2:30 pm ET
    An Expensive Glitch and a Goof-Off Room
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon gets a dorm room all to himself, which soon becomes the campus hotspot. Meanwhile, Meemaw gets an unwanted business partner.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One Where Joey Speaks French
    Friends
    Monica and Chandler show Erica the sights but also learn their baby's biological father might be an unsavory character. Joey begs Phoebe to teach him how to speak French before an audition.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One with Princess Consuela
    Friends
    Rachel goes to a job interview at a restaurant and winds up sitting next to her current boss. Joey feels abandoned because Monica and Chandler are leaving.
    TV-PG
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The One Where Estelle Dies
    Friends
    Ross tries to win back Rachel's job with her former fashion employer. Phoebe tries to keep Joey from learning about his agent's death, and Monica and Chandler make a horrifying discovery.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 4:30 pm ET
    The One with Rachel's Going Away Party
    Friends
    One of the guys becomes offended when Rachel does not give him the same goodbye she gives the others.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 5:00 pm ET
    The Last One: Part 1
    Friends
    The six friends say goodbye and embark on the next chapters of their lives.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 5:30 pm ET
    The Last One: Part 2
    Friends
    The six friends say goodbye and embark on the next chapters of their lives.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 6:00 pm ET
    The One Where Monica Gets a Roommate
    Friends
    After Rachel leaves her fiance at the altar, she moves in with Monica and finds that independence is not so easy, particularly without Daddy's credit cards.
    TV-PG
  • 6:30 pm ET
    The One with the Sonogram
    Friends
    Ross is stunned to learn his ex-wife is pregnant with their child. Monica's dinner for her overly critical parents is a disaster.
    TV-PG
  • 7:00 pm ET
    The One with the Thumb
    Friends
    The group loves Monica's new boyfriend. Chandler resumes smoking, and Phoebe receives a large sum of money unexpectedly.
    TV-PG
  • 7:30 pm ET
    The One with George Stephanopoulos
    Friends
    While the men attend a hockey game and end up at a hospital, the women spy on President Clinton's top aide, George Stephanopoulos, who lives across the street. Rachel receives her first paycheck.
    TV-PG
  • 8:00 pm ET
    The One with the East German Laundry Detergent
    Friends
    While Phoebe and Chandler end their respective romantic relationships, Rachel and Ross do laundry together on their first date.
    TV-PG
  • 8:30 pm ET
    The One with the Butt
    Friends
    Joey gets a film role as a stand-in for Al Pacino's butt. Ross tries to be less conservative. Chandler has an affair with a married woman.
    TV-14 (S)
  • 9:00 pm ET
    The Meemaw Materialization
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon's grandmother, aka Meemaw, visits and there's friction between her and Amy, which intensifies after the elderly woman blurts out a secret about Sheldon.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 9:30 pm ET
    The Valentino Submergence
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Amy celebrate Valentine's Day with an episode of Fun With Flags, Leonard and Penny feel the pangs of aging, and Howard and Bernadette are surprised by what they find in their hot tub.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 10:00 pm ET
    The Positive Negative Reaction
    The Big Bang Theory
    The gang learns Bernadette is pregnant and celebrates by singing karaoke. Meanwhile, Wolowitz freaks out over the pregnancy announcement and becomes convinced he must make more money to provide for the baby.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 10:30 pm ET
    The Celebration Experimentation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and the gang celebrate his birthday and he's surprised by a special guest.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 11:00 pm ET
    The Application Deterioration
    The Big Bang Theory
    Howard reconsiders entering into a legal partnership with Leonard and Sheldon regarding the patent for the infinite persistence gyroscope. Also, the women offer Raj dating advice after Emily reaches out to him following their breakup.
    TV-PG (DLS)
  • 11:30 pm ET
    The Solder Excursion Diversion
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon shocks Amy with a startling revelation after she buys him a new laptop. Meanwhile, Raj throws Leonard and Howard under the bus after they lie to their wives and sneak off to an early screening of a movie.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 12:00 am ET
    The Big Bear Precipitation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon shares a secret about Leonard when the two go on a weekend trip with Penny and Amy; Raj goes all out with pregnancy gifts.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 12:30 am ET
    The Viewing Party Combustion
    The Big Bang Theory
    During a group get-together, a minor argument between Sheldon and Leonard turns into a heated debate, leaving the rest of the gang to choose sides.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 1:00 am ET
    Dynamite 1/22/2025
    All Elite Wrestling: Dynamite
    All Elite Wrestling continues to inject new spirit, freshness, and energy into to mainstream wrestling featuring a world-class roster of diverse male and female wrestlers.
    TV-14 (DLV)
  • 3:00 am ET
    Ben From Baltimore
    The Joe Schmo Show
    Everyday guy Ben has unknowingly been cast on a fake reality competition show, The Goat, surrounded by actors scripted by a team of writers. However, he puts the entire production on high alert when he is immediately suspicious of a fellow contestant.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 4:00 am ET
    Clean Out Your Junk Drawer
    Modern Family
    Gloria wins a bid at the school auction for a family seminar with famed doctor and author Debra Radcliffe, whose self-help book "Clean Out Your Junk Drawer" encourages people to get out all their emotional junk to become better partners and spouses.
    TV-PG (DLS)
  • 4:30 am ET
    White Christmas
    Modern Family
    In hopes of the perfect white Christmas she never had in Columbia, Gloria rents a cabin in the mountains for the whole family, including Andy, to celebrate the Christmas holiday. Unfortunately, when they get there, it's anything but.
    TV-PG (DLS)
Thursday, Jan 23

  • 5:00 am ET
    Playdates
    Modern Family
    Claire and Phil have dinner plans with a couple who never pick up the bill. Gloria organizes a playdate with a couple who have a son that's Joe's age, and Haley, Alex and Luke are surprised when Uncle Mitchell comes over to cash in a birthday coupon.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 5:30 am ET
    Spread Your Wings
    Modern Family
    Sick of having ducks around the house, Claire and the kids seize an opportunity to help the ducks leave the nest while Phil is away. Meanwhile, Jay helps Mitch with Lily's sleepover, and Gloria and Cam are off on a hot pepper heist orchestrated by Manny.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 6:00 am ET
    Clean for a Day
    Modern Family
    Before Claire takes over Jay's closet business, she decides she must get the house in order; unfortunately, Phil and Luke can't bear to part with anything, and Alex digs up old feelings when she finds Sanjay's sweatshirt.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 6:30 am ET
    Thunk in the Trunk
    Modern Family
    Now that Claire has been running the closet business for a while, she and Phil have fallen into a new rhythm, with Claire assuming the role of the breadwinner and Phil as the invisible housewife, but Phil will not stand being under-appreciated for long.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 7:00 am ET
    The Storm
    Modern Family
    A thunderstorm brings widespread power outages, and the family goes to Jay and Gloria's to use their generator, but Jay is desperately trying to make it to a reunion with old Navy buddies. Meanwhile, Phil tries to be a hero but only causes more headaches.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 7:30 am ET
    I Don't Know How She Does It
    Modern Family
    Claire has turned into super mom, running Jay's closet business and while still having time for all her duties at home. The kids are happy, but Phil couldn't be more frustrated. Unbeknownst to him, Claire has a secret weapon called a personal assistant.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 8:00 am ET
    The Cover-Up
    Modern Family
    Phil has a new client who happens to be "his type," and knowing that might get him in trouble with Claire, he tells some seemingly innocent lies, which then spiral out of control. Meanwhile, Gloria suspects her yoga instructor has the hots for her.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 8:30 am ET
    Express Yourself
    Modern Family
    Phil has the crazy idea of going on a spontaneous trip to Paris with Claire. Meanwhile, Jay has taken over their bathroom remodel, and Cameron's sister Pam is staying at the house after her husband has left her, but she is driving Mitchell crazy.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 9:00 am ET
    The Party
    Modern Family
    Manny and Luke are in charge of babysitting Lily so that the adults can enjoy a day to themselves. Claire and Gloria have a lovely trip to the spa planned; Phil and Mitch nerd out at the movies; and Jay and Cam go to a sports bar to watch the big fight.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 9:30 am ET
    Man Shouldn't Lie
    Modern Family
    Claire brings home a stray dog and gets the kids to help her hide it from Phil while she tries to find its owner. Unfortunately, her evasive behavior only makes Phil try even harder to shower her with more attention.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 10:00 am ET
    Promposal
    Modern Family
    With Closet-Con right around the corner, Claire is on high alert. Meanwhile, Phil and Gloria confront Auntie Alice for stealing her hot sauce recipe, Jay tries to teach Joe how to do some manly handy work, and Mitch helps Luke with his "promposal."
    TV-PG (D)
  • 10:30 am ET
    Crazy Train
    Modern Family
    Dede is getting remarried and Manny convinces the family to take the train up to the wedding. Jay could not be more ecstatic that Dede has moved on for good, but his overenthusiasm might come back and bite him later.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 11:00 am ET
    Rachel's First Date
    Family Matters
    Desperate for some time alone with Harriette, Carl encourages Rachel to start dating again
    TV-G
  • 11:30 am ET
    Straight A's
    Family Matters
    Eddie thinks he must be getting smarter when he comes home with perfect marks until he learns the truth. His friend Rodney has played a joke on him.
    TV-G
  • 12:00 pm ET
    A Lock-In, a Weather Girl and a Disgusting Habit
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon acts as Mary's spy when he's forced to spend the night at church for a youth lock-in. Meanwhile, Georgie finds himself attracted to an older woman.
    TV-PG
  • 12:30 pm ET
    A Pink Cadillac and a Glorious Tribal Dance
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon attends his first comic book convention, and Mary tries selling make-up.
    TV-PG
  • 1:00 pm ET
    A Lot of Band-Aids and the Cooper Surrender
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon makes friends with his dorm neighbors. Meanwhile, George Sr. learns his job is in jeopardy.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 1:30 pm ET
    A Free Scratcher and Feminine Wiles
    Young Sheldon
    When a new scientist joins the lab, Sheldon is the odd man out. Meanwhile, Mary is given a lotto ticket.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 2:00 pm ET
    A Lobster, an Armadillo and a Way Bigger Number
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon joins Dr. Linkletter and Dr. Sturgis on a science road trip, which lands them in the middle of nowhere. Meanwhile, Georgie continues to lie about his age.
    TV-14 (L)
  • 2:30 pm ET
    A Suitcase Full of Cash and a Yellow Clown Car
    Young Sheldon
    When Meemaw's gambling room is a success, she finds herself with a suitcase of illegal cash. Meanwhile, Missy starts a business and Sheldon dips his toe in the stock market.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One with the Blackout
    Friends
    A citywide power outage leaves Chandler stranded in the vestibule for an automatic banking machine with gorgeous model Jill Connick. Ross tries to ask Rachel out on a date. Joey learns Monica used to be infatuated with him.
    TV-PG
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One Where Nana Dies Twice
    Friends
    When Ross and Monica's grandmother dies, the whole gang attends the funeral service. Chandler questions his sexual persona when a co-worker wants to arrange a date for him with another guy.
    TV-14
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The One Where Underdog Gets Away
    Friends
    Monica intends to host a cozy Thanksgiving feast in her apartment with her friends but her plans go awry, and the feast becomes a fiasco.
    TV-PG
  • 4:30 pm ET
    The One with the Monkey
    Friends
    The friends promise to celebrate New Year's Eve without dates but soon all their plans change. Ross gets a pet monkey.
    TV-PG
  • 5:00 pm ET
    The One with Mrs. Bing
    Friends
    Chandler's flamboyant mother comes to New York for a visit. Phoebe and Monica cause a traffic accident.
    TV-PG
  • 5:30 pm ET
    The One with the Dozen Lasagnas
    Friends
    Rachel's Italian boyfriend tries to seduce Phoebe. Rachel accidentally reveals a secret to Ross. Monica's aunt refuses to take the lasagnas she ordered from Monica.
    TV-PG
  • 6:00 pm ET
    The One with the Boobies
    Friends
    Chandler sees Rachel nude. Joey learns his father is having an affair.
    TV-PG
  • 6:30 pm ET
    The One with the Candy Hearts
    Friends
    On Valentine's Day, Ross meets his ex-wife while on his first date in nine years. The girls rebel by burning mementos of past relationships.
    TV-PG
  • 7:00 pm ET
    The One with the Stoned Guy
    Friends
    A restaurant owner interviews Monica for a chef's position. Ross asks Joey how to talk dirty to women.
    TV-14
  • 7:30 pm ET
    The One with Two Parts: Part 1
    Friends
    Phoebe's twin sister causes confusion and conflict. Ross attends childbirth classes with his ex-wife and her girlfriend.
    TV-PG
  • 8:00 pm ET
    The One with Two Parts: Part 2
    Friends
    Rachel and Monica squabble over two handsome doctors. Ross ponders his impending fatherhood with his own father.
    TV-PG
  • 8:30 pm ET
    The One with All the Poker
    Friends
    The women lose money in a poker game with the men. After getting advice from a champion card player, they demand a rematch.
    TV-PG
  • 9:00 pm ET
    The Fermentation Bifurcation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon stays behind to spend quality time with the pregnant Bernadette when the rest of the gang toddles off to a wine-tasting event where they run into Penny's former boyfriend, and Raj introduces his new girlfriend.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 9:30 pm ET
    The Line Substitution Solution
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Sheldon decides he'd rather go to a movie screening than hang out with Amy, he hires Stuart to spend the day with her. Meanwhile Leonard's mother visits, and Penny just can't seem to connect with her.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 10:00 pm ET
    The Convergence Convergence
    The Big Bang Theory
    In the Season 9 finale, Leonard's recently divorced parents roll into town, as does Sheldon's holy-roller mother, and all hell breaks loose.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 10:30 pm ET
    The Conjugal Conjecture
    The Big Bang Theory
    In the Season 10 premiere, the gang deals with the awkward aftermath of an overnight liaison between Sheldon's mother and Leonard's father. Meanwhile, Penny's dysfunctional family is in town for the wedding.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 11:00 pm ET
    The Military Miniaturization
    The Big Bang Theory
    The guys heads are in a spin when an Air Force bigwig approaches them about their revolutionary gyroscope invention, and Bernadette is upset with Penny after she accidentally leaks a secret to the mom-to-be's coworkers about her being pregnant.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 11:30 pm ET
    The Dependence Transcendence
    The Big Bang Theory
    Howard and Leonard are putting in late nights at work and Sheldon is having trouble keeping up, Raj and a pregnant Bernadette spend a day together, and Penny and Amy take in a faculty party.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 12:00 am ET
    The Cohabitation Experimentation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Amy decide to move in together when her apartment floods. Meanwhile, Howard and Bernadette become upset when Raj learns the gender of their baby before they do.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 12:30 am ET
    The Hot Tub Contamination
    The Big Bang Theory
    Amy and Sheldon's live-in relationship may be in the toilet after he accuses her of not following the bathroom schedule. Meanwhile, Howard and Bernadette's secret staycation is interrupted by interfering interlopers who are sneaking into their hot tub.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 1:00 am ET
    The Fetal Kick Catalyst
    The Big Bang Theory
    Feeling his fetal offspring kick sends Howard on a baby-items buying binge with Raj, Sheldon and Amy host a brunch in their new digs, and Penny, by virtue of her virtuoso performance in "Serial Apist," is invited to a sci-fi convention.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 1:30 am ET
    The Veracity Elasticity
    The Big Bang Theory
    In order to remain Sheldon's roomie, Amy fibs about repairs being made to her apartment. Later, they present a episode of "Fun with Flags" in Penny's apartment.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 2:00 am ET
    The Brain Bowl Incubation
    The Big Bang Theory
    A successful gene experiment leaves Sheldon excited to procreate with Amy, and he pulls out all stops to get her on board. Meanwhile, Raj is reluctant to reveal what the new woman in his life does for a living.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 2:30 am ET
    The Geology Elevation
    The Big Bang Theory
    A geologist coworker's MacArthur Genius fellowship award leaves Sheldon stone cold jealous. Meanwhile, Howard stumbles upon a remote-control Stephen Hawking action figure that he invented. Hawking appears as himself.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 3:00 am ET
    Cross the Line
    Impractical Jokers
    One-star reviews are what Sal, Q and Murr will be combating, and then testing their acting chops with special celebrity guest, Richard Kind! At the end, one of them will be forced to cut the line at a grocery store, over, and over, and over … and over.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 3:30 am ET
    Bowling for Dollars
    Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes
    Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes packs classic, fan-favorite episodes with shareable pop-up facts, behind-the-scenes stories and surprising factoids directly from the Jokers.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 4:00 am ET
    Tag
    Based on a real-life story, this comedy follows a group of childhood friends who have played the same game of tag for the past 30 years. The result is a no-holds-barred game in which each of the five will stop at nothing to avoid being "it."
    TV-14 (DLV)
Friday, Jan 24

  • 6:00 am ET
    Zookeeper
    To keep a lonely caretaker from leaving his job to find a girlfriend, zoo animals reveal that they can talk and teach him the rules of courtship animal style!
    TV-PG (L)
  • 8:00 am ET
    Double-Click
    Modern Family
    Claire can't seem to find the right time to fire an employee, Phil thinks he caught Luke with a girl in his bed, and no one's noticed that Alex has moved back home. Also, Jay can't accept that it might be harder to reenter the workforce than he thought.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 8:30 am ET
    A Tale of Three Cities
    Modern Family
    After trips take the Dunphys to New York; Mitch, Cam and Lily to the Midwest; and Jay, Gloria, Manny and Joe to Juarez, Mexico; the Pritchett-Dunphy-Tucker clan reunites, with all of the families converging at home for Father's Day.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 9:00 am ET
    A Stereotypical Day
    Modern Family
    Jay wants to make a good impression on a new family across the street, while Manny decides that the best way to a girl's heart is through his actions. Meanwhile, at the Pritchett house, the family is using Alex's recent bout of mono to their advantage.
    TV-14
  • 9:30 am ET
    Blindsided
    Modern Family
    The Dunphys and Pritchetts go head-to-head when Luke decides his best chance at getting into college is running for class president against Manny. The election is even more important to Jay, Gloria and Claire, who prove to be dubious campaign managers.
    TV-14
  • 10:00 am ET
    Weathering Heights
    Modern Family
    Phil can't cover up his excitement when he's invited to appear in a real-estate news segment. The day gets even better after meeting his "weatherman" hero, Rainer Shine. Phil made one little mistake; he introduced him to Hayley.
    TV-14
  • 10:30 am ET
    Halloween 4: The Revenge of Rod Skyhook
    Modern Family
    Luke's Halloween party isn't the monster bash he dreamed of, and now he's at risk of having the worst party of the year. Sensing trouble, the Dunphys realize all his party needs is a visit from Rod Skyhook, a little promotion, and some adult supervision.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 11:00 am ET
    Grab It!
    Modern Family
    Jay's favorite place in the world may be losing some of its charm when Phil considers becoming a member. At the Dunphy house, Claire mistakes her influence on Alex's life choices, and Hayley cares too much about what Alex thinks about hers.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 11:30 am ET
    Thanksgiving Jamboree
    Modern Family
    It's a Thanksgiving jamboree at the Pritchett-Tucker home this year, and Cameron has spared no expense. While Phil tries to get used to Rainer Shine dating his daughter, Hayley has to tell him that she'd rather spend the holiday with her new boyfriend.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 12:00 pm ET
    A Solo Peanut, a Social Butterfly and the Truth
    Young Sheldon
    In the 100th episode, Sheldon gets an odd request from an old friend, while George and Mary are caught in the middle of Meemaw and Dale's breakup, and Georgie comes clean to Mandy.
    TV-14
  • 12:30 pm ET
    Babies, Lies and a Resplendent Cannoli
    Young Sheldon
    While Sheldon copes with the death of a hero, Georgie struggles with his big secret, and Missy wants to babysit.
    TV-14 (D)
  • 1:00 pm ET
    A God-Fearin' Baptist and a Hot Trophy Husband
    Young Sheldon
    George and Mary insist on meeting the new woman in Georgie's life, while Sheldon and Missy have suspicions about what's going on with their family.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 1:30 pm ET
    Uncle Sheldon and a Hormonal Firecracker
    Young Sheldon
    Despite the whole family trying to keep it a secret, Sheldon and Missy learn about Georgie's pregnancy.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 2:00 pm ET
    White Trash, Holy Rollers and Punching People
    Young Sheldon
    With the Coopers facing judgement from the congregation in the wake of Georgie's pregnancy, Sheldon is distracted by the family drama, while Missy stands up for her brother.
    TV-PG (DLV)
  • 2:30 pm ET
    A Clogged Pore, a Little Spanish and the Future
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon struggles with the first signs of puberty while his parents both hunt for new jobs, and Georgie and Meemaw take a business trip across the border.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One Where the Monkey Gets Away
    Friends
    Rachel accidentally lets Ross' pet monkey escape, and the friends form a search party. Rachel learns that her former best friend is engaged to marry Rachel's former fianc?.
    TV-PG
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One with the Evil Orthodontist
    Friends
    Rachel reunites with her duplicitous ex-fiance. Chandler agonizes about a woman who doesn't call him after the first date.
    TV-14 (S)
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The One with the Fake Monica
    Friends
    Monica meets a woman who helps her live out her fantasies. Ross' pet monkey becomes sexually mature and makes everyone crazy.
    TV-PG
  • 4:30 pm ET
    The One with the Ick Factor
    Friends
    Monica finds out more than she wants to know about her latest love. Chandler's friends at work treat him differently since his promotion. Ross' ex-wife begins giving birth.
    TV-PG
  • 5:00 pm ET
    The One with the Birth
    Friends
    When Carol gives birth, Ross and Susan almost miss the event. Joey befriends an unmarried pregnant woman.
    TV-PG
  • 5:30 pm ET
    The One Where Rachel Finds Out
    Friends
    Rachel finds out about Ross' secret love for her but another surprise awaits her.
    TV-PG
  • 6:00 pm ET
    The One with Ross's New Girlfriend
    Friends
    Rachel gets an unpleasant surprise when Ross returns home. Phoebe has varied success cutting the friends' hair.
    TV-14
  • 6:30 pm ET
    The One with the Breast Milk
    Friends
    Phoebe unwittingly disgusts everybody. Joey competes with a fellow salesman.
    TV-PG
  • 7:00 pm ET
    The One Where Heckles Dies
    Friends
    The downstairs neighbor dies and bequeaths his strange possessions to Monica and Rachel.
    TV-PG
  • 7:30 pm ET
    The One with Phoebe's Husband
    Friends
    Everyone is surprised when Phoebe's husband shows up.
    TV-PG
  • 8:00 pm ET
    The One with Five Steaks and an Eggplant
    Friends
    The friends want to give Ross a birthday party but disagree about money. Monica gets promoted and learns a tough lesson.
    TV-PG
  • 8:30 pm ET
    The One with the Baby on the Bus
    Friends
    Joey and Chandler try to attract women with baby Ben. Phoebe gets terminated from her singing job and replaced by a professional, Stephanie.
    TV-PG
  • 9:00 pm ET
    The Property Division Collision
    The Big Bang Theory
    A great divide develops between Sheldon and Leonard when it comes time to divvy up their shared belongings. Meanwhile, with Bernadette heading into her pregnancy homestretch, Raj and Stuart battle to be the one providing her the most help.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 9:30 pm ET
    The Birthday Synchronicity
    The Big Bang Theory
    The Wolowitz baby arrives, while Sheldon and Amy celebrate Amy's birthday.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 10:00 pm ET
    The Holiday Summation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Amy visit Leonard and Penny for the first time since the holidays and share details about their terrible trip to Texas.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 10:30 pm ET
    The Romance Recalibration
    The Big Bang Theory
    After a marital disagreement, Penny takes off for a spa weekend with Amy, and Sheldon steps in to play peacemaker for the squabbling newlyweds. Meanwhile, Howard and Raj do battle with a noisy floor in the baby's room.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 11:00 pm ET
    The Emotion Detection Automation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon decides to test an MIT invention that can help read people's emotions. Meanwhile, Leonard has trouble hiding his emotions when Penny announces her brother is going to visit, and Raj gathers former girlfriends to ask for their dating advice.
    TV-PG
  • 11:30 pm ET
    The Locomotion Reverberation
    The Big Bang Theory
    With Sheldon hindering progress on the guidance-system project, Leonard and Howard figure the only way they can get back on track is to engineer a distraction by getting him tickets to a historic railroad.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 12:00 am ET
    The Allowance Evaporation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Amy is incensed when she discovers Sheldon has shared intimate relationship information with people at the University, and Raj is knocked for a loop when his father stops sending financial support.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 12:30 am ET
    The Comic-Con Conundrum
    The Big Bang Theory
    Without financial backing from his father, Raj finds himself in a cash crunch and turns to Sheldon to help him get his head above water. Meanwhile, Penny considers crashing the guys' annual Comic-Con getaway.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 1:00 am ET
    Kong: Skull Island
    An expedition to a mythical island finds the place crawling with prehistoric dangers, led by the giant ape, King Kong.
    TV-14 (LV)
  • 3:19 am ET
    Gemini Man
    Aging assassin Henry Brogan must face his ultimate foe: "Junior," his own clone who is 25 years younger and trained to be the ultimate killing machine.
    TV-14 (DLV)
Saturday, Jan 25

  • 5:45 am ET
    Solo: A Star Wars Story
    Young Han Solo and his gang of smugglers devise a plan to steal coaxium from the planet Kessel.
    TV-14 (LV)
  • 8:45 am ET
    Kong: Skull Island
    An expedition to a mythical island finds the place crawling with prehistoric dangers, led by the giant ape, King Kong.
    TV-14 (LV)
  • 11:00 am ET
    Time to Drop the Hammock
    Wipeout
    Things are bananas on Wipeout with the Banana Hammocks hoping to swing their way to $25,000. Standing in their way are Lifeguard Lovers, Gentle Giants and Throwers!
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 12:00 pm ET
    The One Where Ross Finds Out
    Friends
    Dramatic developments occur in Ross and Rachel's relationship. Chandler regrets asking Monica to help him lose weight.
    TV-PG
  • 12:30 pm ET
    The One with the List
    Friends
    Rachel makes a painful discovery concerning Ross. Monica's new boss gives her an impossible task.
    TV-PG
  • 1:00 pm ET
    The One with Phoebe's Dad
    Friends
    Phoebe learns the surprising truth about her father. Ross makes Monica's Christmas party guests miserable.
    TV-PG
  • 1:30 pm ET
    The One with Russ
    Friends
    Joey gets a great acting opportunity. Rachel dates a guy who is amazingly similar to Ross.
    TV-PG
  • 2:00 pm ET
    The One with the Lesbian Wedding
    Friends
    Carol and Susan prepare for their wedding with some help from an uncomfortable Ross.
    TV-PG
  • 2:30 pm ET
    The One After the Super Bowl: Part 1
    Friends
    Ross searches for his former pet monkey. Joey dates an obsessed fan.
    TV-PG
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One After the Super Bowl: Part 2
    Friends
    Ross spends some quality time with Marcel, his former pet monkey. Chandler gets a big surprise from a sexy former classmate.
    TV-PG
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One with the Prom Video
    Friends
    Monica's old home video shows Ross' true feelings for Rachel. Joey gives a gaudy gift to Chandler.
    TV-PG
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The One Where Ross and Rachel...You Know
    Friends
    Ross and Rachel encounter obstacles to romance. Monica becomes enamored with a handsome, older doctor.
    TV-14 (S)
  • 4:30 pm ET
    Ben From Baltimore
    The Joe Schmo Show
    Everyday guy Ben has unknowingly been cast on a fake reality competition show, The Goat, surrounded by actors scripted by a team of writers. However, he puts the entire production on high alert when he is immediately suspicious of a fellow contestant.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 5:30 pm ET
    21 Jump Street
    Two youthful-looking cops work undercover at a high school, risking their lives to break up a drug ring while also coming coming face-to-face with all the teenaged angst they thought was long gone.
    TV-14 (DLV)
  • 7:45 pm ET
    22 Jump Street
    Big changes are in store for officers Schmidt and Jenko as they go deep undercover at a local college in pursuit of finding a group of drug dealers. Together, they infiltrate the "bohemian art" major scene, and learn how to behave like adults.
    TV-14 (DLV)
  • 10:00 pm ET
    The Escape Hatch Identification
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard and Penny offer Sheldon's old room to Raj after he moves out of his apartment.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 10:30 pm ET
    The Collaboration Fluctuation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Raj moves in with Leonard and Penny and a period of adjustment begins for the three, while usually self-centered Sheldon shows surprising interest in Amy's work.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 11:00 pm ET
    The Recollection Dissipation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon is working overtime and pushing himself when he collaborates on projects with Leonard and Howard, and another one with Amy, all on the same day. Bernadette's maternity leave is running out and she must face going back to work.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 11:30 pm ET
    The Separation Agitation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leaving baby Halley in day care proves to be tough for Bernadette after she starts back to work, and geologist Bert digs up a girlfriend, but some of his colleagues think she's a gold digger.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 12:00 am ET
    The Cognition Regeneration
    The Big Bang Theory
    Penny's job offer from a former boyfriend doesn't sit well with Leonard.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 12:30 am ET
    The Gyroscopic Collapse
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard, Sheldon and Wolowitz celebrate the successful completion of their top-secret military project, until an unpleasant surprise leaves their heads spinning. Amy considers an offer of a summer position as a visiting researcher.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 1:00 am ET
    The Wedding Singer
    Wedding singer Robbie Hart gets dumped at the altar by his fiancée. He meets Julia, who is engaged to the wrong guy, and he falls in love with her. He then tries to figure out how he can make her realize what a jerk her fiancée, Glen, really is.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 3:02 am ET
    Game Night
    Max and Annie (Jason Bateman and Rachel McAdams) enjoy weekly game nights with their friends. But when Max's brother hosts a murder mystery party and gets kidnapped, nobody is certain of what is a game and what is not.
    TV-14 (DLV)
Sunday, Jan 26

  • 5:02 am ET
    The Boss
    After being sent to prison for insider trading, businesswoman Michelle Darnell is released to a world in which she no longer has an empire, McMansion, hidden bank accounts or even friends.
    TV-14 (DLSV)
  • 7:00 am ET
    21 Jump Street
    Two youthful-looking cops work undercover at a high school, risking their lives to break up a drug ring while also coming coming face-to-face with all the teenaged angst they thought was long gone.
    TV-14 (DLV)
  • 9:15 am ET
    The Boss
    After being sent to prison for insider trading, businesswoman Michelle Darnell is released to a world in which she no longer has an empire, McMansion, hidden bank accounts or even friends.
    TV-14 (DLSV)
  • 11:00 am ET
    The One Where Joey Moves Out
    Friends
    Monica's parents find out about her middle-aged boyfriend. Chandler and Joey argue and it could mean the end of their living arrangement.
    TV-PG
  • 11:30 am ET
    The One Where Eddie Moves In
    Friends
    Joey wants to move back in with Chandler, but there's a new problem. Phoebe tapes a rock video. Ross upsets Monica.
    TV-PG
  • 12:00 pm ET
    The One Where Dr. Ramoray Dies
    Friends
    Monica and Richard experience the same romantic problems as Rachel and Ross. Joey's ill-advised comments to a fan magazine threaten his acting career.
    TV-14 (S)
  • 12:30 pm ET
    The One Where Eddie Won't Go
    Friends
    Chandler wants his annoying new roommate to move out. Joey's exorbitant bills come due. The women learn from a book about personal empowerment.
    TV-PG
  • 1:00 pm ET
    The One Where Old Yeller Dies
    Friends
    Monica's boyfriend impresses Chandler and Joey. Phoebe finds out what she missed as a child.
    TV-PG
  • 1:30 pm ET
    The One with the Bullies
    Friends
    Two bullies eject Chandler and Ross from Central Perk. Phoebe meets a brother she never knew she had.
    TV-PG
  • 2:00 pm ET
    The One with the Two Parties
    Friends
    Rachel gets a surprise at her birthday party when her parents show up.
    TV-PG
  • 2:30 pm ET
    The One with the Chicken Pox
    Friends
    When Phoebe catches chickenpox, her chances for romance with a former lover are almost ruined. Monica worries that she is too strange for Richard.
    TV-PG
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One with Barry and Mindy's Wedding
    Friends
    Rachel is a bridesmaid at her ex-fianc?'s wedding. Monica and Richard's relationship is jeopardized when the subject of children is discussed.
    TV-PG
  • 3:30 pm ET
    Game Night
    Max and Annie (Jason Bateman and Rachel McAdams) enjoy weekly game nights with their friends. But when Max's brother hosts a murder mystery party and gets kidnapped, nobody is certain of what is a game and what is not.
    TV-14 (DLV)
  • 5:30 pm ET
    The Wedding Singer
    Wedding singer Robbie Hart gets dumped at the altar by his fiancée. He meets Julia, who is engaged to the wrong guy, and he falls in love with her. He then tries to figure out how he can make her realize what a jerk her fiancée, Glen, really is.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 7:30 pm ET
    The Intern
    A 70-year-old widower has discovered that retirement isn't all it's cracked up to be. Seizing an opportunity to get back in the game, he becomes a senior intern at an online fashion site, founded and run by a woman of high power.
    TV-14 (DLS)
  • 10:00 pm ET
    The Long Distance Dissonance
    The Big Bang Theory
    On the Season 10 finale, Sheldon's former admirer, Dr. Ramona Nowitzki, turns up while Amy is visiting Princeton, and the gang is extremely concerned.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 10:30 pm ET
    The Proposal Proposal
    The Big Bang Theory
    Season 11 begins with Amy giving Sheldon an answer to his marriage proposal. Meanwhile, Howard and Bernadette struggle with some unexpected news.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 11:00 pm ET
    The Retraction Reaction
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard angers the university and the entire physics community when he gives an embarrassing radio interview. Meanwhile, Amy and Bernadette bond over having to hide their success from Sheldon and Howard.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 11:30 pm ET
    The Relaxation Integration
    The Big Bang Theory
    Amy records Sheldon talking in his sleep and tries to convince him that he has a more laid-back side. Meanwhile, Raj and Stuart compete to win the heart of Bernadette's new co-worker.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 12:00 am ET
    The Explosion Implosion
    The Big Bang Theory
    Wolowitz and Sheldon bond over their relationships with their disappointing fathers when they drive to the desert to shoot off a model rocket. Leonard's mom finds a new best friend in Penny, much to Leonard's dismay.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 12:30 am ET
    The Collaboration Contamination
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Raj confide in Bernadette when they can't handle Amy and Howard working together. Penny and Leonard learn new tactics on how to deal with Sheldon and they come from an unlikely source.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 1:00 am ET
    The Proton Regeneration
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon goes head-to-head with Wil Wheaton for the role of the new Professor Proton. Penny steps in and takes care of Halley when Bernadette and Howard both wind up on bed rest.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 1:30 am ET
    The Geology Methodology
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Bert collaborate on a research project, despite Sheldon's embarrassment. Penny and Bernadette coach Koothrappali on how to navigate his relationship with Ruchi.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 2:00 am ET
    Cheetahs Never Win
    Wipeout
    The stakes are even bigger, along with our balls! A DJ and his baller girlfriend spin their way through the competition, but they have to make it past some barista siblings and a couple of animators if they want a shot at the $25,000 prize.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 3:00 am ET
    The Intern
    A 70-year-old widower has discovered that retirement isn't all it's cracked up to be. Seizing an opportunity to get back in the game, he becomes a senior intern at an online fashion site, founded and run by a woman of high power.
    TV-14 (DLS)
Monday, Jan 27

  • 5:45 am ET
    Ben From Baltimore
    The Joe Schmo Show
    Everyday guy Ben has unknowingly been cast on a fake reality competition show, The Goat, surrounded by actors scripted by a team of writers. However, he puts the entire production on high alert when he is immediately suspicious of a fellow contestant.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 6:45 am ET
    The Greatest Showman
    P.T. Barnum is a brash dreamer who rises from nothing to prove that anything you can envision is possible and that everyone has a stupendous story worthy of a world-class spectacle.
    TV-PG (LV)
  • 9:00 am ET
    Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde (2003)
    New lawyer Elle Woods heads to Washington, D.C., to bring her fight for animal rights to Congress in this sequel.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 11:00 am ET
    Mr. Badwrench
    Family Matters
    While Carl unsuccessfully tries to install a shower, Rachel tries to convince everybody that her baby boy really can talk.
    TV-G
  • 11:30 am ET
    Body Damage
    Family Matters
    Carl is chosen to drive an antique police car in the Columbus Day parade, but Rachel wrecks the car and has to fix it before Carl finds out.
    TV-G
  • 12:00 pm ET
    Four Hundred Cartons of Undeclared Cigarettes and a Niblingo
    Young Sheldon
    George Sr. bails Meemaw and Georgie out of jail. Also, Sheldon and Missy meet Mandy, and Mary feels unwelcome at church.
    TV-PG
  • 12:30 pm ET
    Future Worf and the Margarita of the South Pacific
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon and Missy try to help the family's finances. Also, Mary struggles to find her footing without the church.
    TV-PG
  • 1:00 pm ET
    Passion's Harvest and a Sheldocracy
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon must choose sides in an ethical dilemma. Mary tries her hand at writing. Mandy needs a new place to live.
    TV-PG
  • 1:30 pm ET
    Blonde Ambition and the Concept of Zero
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon makes a terrifying mathematical discovery while tutoring Billy. Also, Mary is jealous of Missy's relationship with Mandy and MeeMaw.
    TV-PG
  • 2:00 pm ET
    A Resident Advisor and the Word 'Sketchy'
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon becomes a dorm RA. Meemaw and Dale make a sketchy business deal. Mary and George Sr. rekindle their romance.
    TV-PG
  • 2:30 pm ET
    An Ugly Car, an Affair and Some Kickass Football
    Young Sheldon
    George Sr. is asked to help with the football team. Mandy discovers Georgie and Meemaw's secret business.
    TV-PG
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One with the Princess Leia Fantasy
    Friends
    Ross' secret fantasy doesn't stay secret for long after he confides in Rachel. Chandler resumes an old relationship.
    TV-PG
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One Where No One's Ready
    Friends
    Ross becomes frantic trying to get everyone ready to leave to hear his speech at the museum.
    TV-PG
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The One with the Jam
    Friends
    Monica wants to have a baby. A man is stalking Phoebe.
    TV-PG
  • 4:30 pm ET
    The One with the Metaphorical Tunnel
    Friends
    Chandler wants to commit to a relationship with Janice. Phoebe poses as Joey's agent.
    TV-PG
  • 5:00 pm ET
    The One with Frank Jr.
    Friends
    Phoebe tries to be more friendly with her half-brother. Ross meets Isabella Rossellini.
    TV-PG
  • 5:30 pm ET
    The One with the Flashback
    Friends
    The friends recall secrets from their pasts.
    TV-PG
  • 6:00 pm ET
    The One with the Race Car Bed
    Friends
    Joey sees Janice kissing her husband, whom she is divorcing while she dates Chandler. Rachel's father clashes with Ross.
    TV-PG
  • 6:30 pm ET
    The One with the Giant Poking Device
    Friends
    Chandler and Janice make a difficult decision about their relationship. Monica accidentally injures Ben and tries to hide it from Ross.
    TV-PG
  • 7:00 pm ET
    The One with the Football
    Friends
    On Thanksgiving, a good-natured football game between the friends reveals some serious rivalries.
    TV-PG
  • 7:30 pm ET
    The One Where Rachel Quits
    Friends
    Rachel wonders if she'll ever get another job after she quits Central Perk. Joey's new job selling Christmas trees upsets Phoebe. Ross breaks a little girl's leg.
    TV-PG
  • 8:00 pm ET
    The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister
    Friends
    Rachel meets a handsome stranger, who might help her career. Chandler gets into trouble with Joey's sisters.
    TV-14
  • 8:30 pm ET
    The One with All the Jealousy
    Friends
    Ross overreacts when Rachel starts working with a handsome guy. Monica becomes enamored with a sexy busboy.
    TV-PG
  • 9:00 pm ET
    The Tesla Recoil
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard and Howard are furious after they learn Sheldon went to work with the military behind their backs. Bernadette is on bed rest, and she asks Raj to do some digging when she suspects Ruchi is trying to steal her job.
    TV-PG (DLS)
  • 9:30 pm ET
    The Bitcoin Entanglement
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon tries to teach the guys a lesson after they cut him out of a potentially valuable Bitcoin investment. Also, a seven-year-old video reveals a secret about Leonard and Penny's relationship.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 10:00 pm ET
    The Confidence Erosion
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Amy try to eliminate stress from wedding planning by applying math to the process. Raj "breaks up" with Howard after realizing his best friend is actually hurting his confidence.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 10:30 pm ET
    The Celebration Reverberation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Howard plan birthday celebrations for Amy and Halley, respectively. Leonard receives a Christmas letter from his brother that causes him to spiral out about his own lack of accomplishments.
    TV-14 (D)
  • 11:00 pm ET
    The Matrimonial Metric
    The Big Bang Theory
    To discover who would be most qualified to be best man and maid of honor at their wedding, Sheldon and Amy subject their friends to a series of secret experiments. Also, Penny reveals her true feelings about Amy.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 11:30 pm ET
    The Solo Oscillation
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Sheldon kicks Amy out to work solo, she and Leonard bond during a series of science experiments. Bert replaces Howard in the band Footprints on the Moon, and Sheldon finds Penny a surprising source of scientific inspiration.
    TV-PG
  • 12:00 am ET
    The Separation Triangulation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Raj learns the woman he's dating has a very upset husband. Sheldon rents his old room for a quiet place to work.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 12:30 am ET
    The Novelization Correlation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon petitions Wil Wheaton to appear on the new "Professor Proton Show", but Wil offers a role to Amy instead. Penny gets angry when she thinks the female protagonist in Leonard's novel is based on her.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 1:00 am ET
    The Neonatal Nomenclature
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Bernadette won't go in labor, all her friends try different tactics to get things started. Howard confronts Bernadette after Amy accidentally reveals she's already chosen their son's name.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 1:30 am ET
    The Athenaeum Allocation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard jumps through hoops to help secure the perfect wedding venue for Sheldon and Amy. Bernadette and Howard have a hard time deciding who should stay home with the kids and who should go back to work.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 2:00 am ET
    The Gates Excitation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Penny gets the opportunity to host Bill Gates at work when his company wants to partner with her pharmaceutical company. Leonard, Raj and Howard do everything in their power to meet him, while Sheldon thinks he is the victim of an April Fools' prank.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 2:30 am ET
    The Tenant Disassociation
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Leonard learns Sheldon is the president of the tenants association, he decides to run against him. Bernadette encourages Howard and Raj to find the owner of a drone after they find it in the backyard.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 3:00 am ET
    The Girl Who Cried Space Jam
    American Dad
    Forces of evil beyond human comprehension bully Hayley into doing a Space Jam.
    TV-14 (DLV)
  • 3:30 am ET
    Morning Mimosa
    American Dad
    When Steve insults Francine, she refuses to cook for him and he becomes a successful internet chef, appearing on a popular morning show. Meanwhile, Stan thinks he can make people invisible by snapping his fingers.
    TV-14 (DLS)
  • 4:00 am ET
    My Affair Lady
    American Dad
    Hayley gets a job and starts to fall for a co-worker. Meanwhile, Stan chauffers Steve and Francine to a Mother-Son dance.
    TV-14 (DLSV)
  • 4:30 am ET
    A Star Is Reborn
    American Dad
    While on vacation in Los Angeles, Stan joins the world of old Hollywood.
    TV-14 (DLSV)
Tuesday, Jan 28

  • 5:00 am ET
    Manhattan Magical Murder Mystery Tour
    American Dad
    Francine is up for an award for her lonely housewife novel, so the family heads to New York for the ceremony. Meanwhile, Stan and Hayley hang out with actor Robert Wuhl, and Steve and Roger recreate their Wheels and the Legman personas.
    TV-14 (DLV)
  • 5:30 am ET
    The Shrink
    American Dad
    Stan is horrified when he sees a couple die in a car crash, and he goes to see a shrink. Meanwhile, Roger and Klaus study for a wine tasting.
    TV-14 (DLV)
  • 6:00 am ET
    Holy S***, Jeff's Back!
    American Dad
    Jeff returns from space. Or does he? Meanwhile, Steve watches after Snot's hamster.
    TV-14 (DLV)
  • 6:30 am ET
    American Fung
    American Dad
    American Dad is sold to a Chinese businessman. Meanwhile, Stan has Francine committed to an insane asylum when he forgets their anniversary.
    TV-14 (DLV)
  • 7:00 am ET
    Seizures Suit Stanny
    American Dad
    When Stan lies about his texting and driving accident, he takes a seizure medication and suffers from the side effects. Meanwhile, Roger helps Steve with his performance anxiety.
    TV-14 (DLSV)
  • 7:30 am ET
    Roots
    American Dad
    Stan sets out to stop a tree that he considers his father from being cut down. Steve realizes he's stopped growing and considers surgery.
    TV-14 (DLV)
  • 8:00 am ET
    Time to Drop the Hammock
    Wipeout
    Things are bananas on Wipeout with the Banana Hammocks hoping to swing their way to $25,000. Standing in their way are Lifeguard Lovers, Gentle Giants and Throwers!
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 9:00 am ET
    Cheetahs Never Win
    Wipeout
    The stakes are even bigger, along with our balls! A DJ and his baller girlfriend spin their way through the competition, but they have to make it past some barista siblings and a couple of animators if they want a shot at the $25,000 prize.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 10:00 am ET
    Stakeout
    Family Matters
    No small wonder why Policeman Carl Winslow likes his new partner. She's beautiful, shapely and likes to bowl!
    TV-G
  • 10:30 am ET
    False Arrest
    Family Matters
    Carl arrests the Winslow family's favorite television star, Buddy Goodrich.
    TV-G
  • 11:00 am ET
    Basketball Blues
    Family Matters
    Carl is determined to see Eddie make the basketball team, while Aunt Rachel experiments with gourmet recipes
    TV-G
  • 11:30 am ET
    The Quilt
    Family Matters
    Laura has a garage sale and mistakenly sells Mother Winslow's priceless 200-year-old quilt.
    TV-G
  • 12:00 pm ET
    A Tougher Nut and a Note on File
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon's search for a comic book leads him to a breakthrough. Also, Georgie and Mandy have an uncomfortable first encounter with her parents, Jim and Audrey.
    TV-PG
  • 12:30 pm ET
    Legalese and a Whole Hoo-Ha
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon's database invention puts him at odds with the university. Also, the church takes issue with Meemaw's video store.
    TV-PG
  • 1:00 pm ET
    College Dropouts and the Medford Miracle
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon considers dropping out of college to focus on building his database. Also, George Sr. is frustrated when someone else gets credit for his football wins.
    TV-PG
  • 1:30 pm ET
    Pancake Sunday and Textbook Flirting
    Young Sheldon
    Mary struggles to make new friends while Mandy pushes Georgie to date another woman.
    TV-PG
  • 2:00 pm ET
    Ruthless, Toothless and a Week of Bed Rest
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon learns the university is building a database without him. Also, Mary takes care of a bedridden Mandy and Meemaw.
    TV-PG
  • 2:30 pm ET
    A Baby Shower and Testosterone-Rich Banter
    Young Sheldon
    Mary butts heads with Mandy's mother, and Sheldon attempts male bonding.
    TV-PG
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One Where Monica and Richard Are Just Friends
    Friends
    When Monica and Richard accidentally meet, they decide to become friends with dire consequences.
    TV-14 (S)
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One with Phoebe's Ex-Partner
    Friends
    Phoebe's ex-singing partner wants to make Phoebe's signature song, Smelly Cat, a commercial success. Chandler dates a woman with a handicap.
    TV-PG
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The One Where Ross and Rachel Take a Break
    Friends
    Phoebe becomes involved with a foreign diplomat. Ross becomes involved with another woman after a fight with Rachel.
    TV-PG
  • 4:30 pm ET
    The One the Morning After
    Friends
    Ross wakes up with Chloe but an oblivious Rachel wants to resume their relationship.
    TV-PG
  • 5:00 pm ET
    The One Without the Ski Trip
    Friends
    Ross and Rachel remain apart while their friends feel forced to choose between them.
    TV-PG
  • 5:30 pm ET
    The One with the Hypnosis Tape
    Friends
    Phoebe is distraught when her brother wants to marry a woman twice his age. While working as a waitress, Monica gets a tip from an admirer worth a small fortune. A hypnosis tape makes Chandler act like a woman.
    TV-PG
  • 6:00 pm ET
    The One with the Tiny T-Shirt
    Friends
    Ross is upset when Rachel returns his personal belongings and dates Mark. Monica dates a millionaire.
    TV-PG
  • 6:30 pm ET
    The One with the Dollhouse
    Friends
    Joey thinks he's found his true love. Rachel's boss dates Chandler, creating big trouble for Rachel. Monica inherits a dollhouse.
    TV-14 (S)
  • 7:00 pm ET
    The One with a Chick and a Duck
    Friends
    When Pete buys a restaurant, Monica must make a difficult decision. Ross makes a sacrifice for Rachel. Joey buys Chandler an unusual pet.
    TV-PG
  • 7:30 pm ET
    The One with the Screamer
    Friends
    Ross tries to convince Rachel that her date is psychotic. Joey's play gets terrible reviews.
    TV-PG
  • 8:00 pm ET
    The One with Ross's Thing
    Friends
    Ross finds a strange growth on his buttocks. Phoebe can't choose between two guys. Monica's boyfriend surprises her.
    TV-PG
  • 8:30 pm ET
    The One with the Ultimate Fighting Champion
    Friends
    Monica's boyfriend cannot stop fighting. Chandler's boss is overly friendly.
    TV-PG
  • 9:00 pm ET
    The Reclusive Potential
    The Big Bang Theory
    Reclusive scientist, Doctor Wolcott, invites Sheldon to his cabin in the middle of nowhere, and Leonard, Raj and Howard go along. Penny and Bernadette improvise after Amy doesn't like the tame bachelorette party they planned for her.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 9:30 pm ET
    The Comet Polarization
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon's comic book store experience changes when writer Neil Gaiman puts Stuart's store on the map. Raj takes credit for Penny's astronomical discovery, and friendships are threatened.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 10:00 pm ET
    The Monetary Insufficiency
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon goes to Vegas to win money for science. Penny and Bernadette take Amy wedding dress shopping, but her terrible choice entangles them in a web of lies.
    TV-PG
  • 10:30 pm ET
    The Bow Tie Asymmetry
    The Big Bang Theory
    In the Season 11 finale, when Amy's parents and Sheldon's family arrive for the wedding, everybody is focused on making sure all goes according to plan -- everyone except the bride and groom.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 11:00 pm ET
    The Conjugal Configuration
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Amy's honeymoon runs aground in New York, while Penny and Leonard discover they are uncomfortably similar to Amy's parents, Mr. and Mrs. Fowler. Raj insults physicist Neil deGrasse Tyson and starts a twitter war.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 11:30 pm ET
    The Wedding Gift Wormhole
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Amy drive themselves crazy trying to figure out what "perfect gift" Leonard and Penny gave them for their wedding. Raj decides he wants to settle down and asks his father to arrange a marriage for him.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 12:00 am ET
    The Procreation Calculation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Howard's life gets complicated when Stuart starts bringing his new girlfriend home. Penny and Leonard talk about starting a family while Raj explores an arranged marriage.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 12:30 am ET
    The Tam Turbulence
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon won't tell anyone why he's never mentioned Tam, his childhood best friend, so Leonard takes matters into his own hands. Bernadette and Penny take out Raj's fiance, Anu, for dinner to get the skinny on her.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 1:00 am ET
    The Planetarium Collision
    The Big Bang Theory
    Amy doesn't have time to work on a project, so Sheldon goes to great lengths to ensure she can work with him even if it means sabotaging her career in the process. Raj doesn't want Howard to join him in hosting a show at the planetarium.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 1:30 am ET
    The Imitation Perturbation
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Howard dresses up as Sheldon for Halloween, Sheldon seeks retaliation at Leonard and Penny's Halloween Party. Leonard is shocked that Penny doesn't remember their first kiss.
    TV-PG
  • 2:00 am ET
    The Golden Goat
    The Joe Schmo Show
    Ben becomes the honorary Goat Keeper and plays the game harder than ever expected as he identifies potential threats to his alliance.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 3:00 am ET
    The Alliance
    Modern Family
    Hayley's day with Rainer Shine's daughter doesn't go as expected. Meanwhile, Luke finds himself in a compromising position with a widow, and Gloria, Phil and Cam form a secret alliance to ensure their respective "mistakes" are hidden from their spouses.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 3:30 am ET
    Snow Ball
    Modern Family
    When Manny and Luke put on the school's lavish winter dance and end up over their heads due to a texting error, it is up to them to fix it before the end of the night. Meanwhile, Gloria, Claire, Mitchell and Cam all volunteer at the dance.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 4:00 am ET
    Ringmaster Keifth
    Modern Family
    Trying to recover from his Thanksgiving debacle, Cam decides to treat the family to a New Year's Day feast. After realizing that Cam's recent attempt is also a complete fail, Mitch uses a "concierge gift card" that he received as a Christmas gift.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 4:30 am ET
    Sarge & Pea
    Modern Family
    Cam is incensed that a rude parent robbed him of a precious Lily moment during her dance recital. He thinks he recognizes the culprit and gives her a piece of his mind. Meanwhile, Jay, Claire and Mitch attend a wedding and unexpectedly run into Dede.
    TV-PG (L)
Wednesday, Jan 29

  • 5:00 am ET
    Do You Believe in Magic?
    Modern Family
    Fearful that the romance between him and Claire is fizzling, Phil calls upon his alter ego to get Valentine's Day back on track. Meanwhile, Jay shows favoritism when he and Gloria deal with Joe's Valentine gift-giving and Manny's dating indecisiveness.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 5:30 am ET
    Do It Yourself
    Modern Family
    Phil convinces Jay to co-invest in a property he has always wanted to develop. Meanwhile, Claire's new love of cooking Sunday dinners hasn't been as tasty as she thinks, and Haley is the family's only hope to add a little spice to the situation.
    TV-PG (DS)
  • 6:00 am ET
    Heavy Is the Head
    Modern Family
    Phil and Jay's property investment might turn out to be a bust. Meanwhile, Cam lands in the hospital due to a head injury and refuses to have an MRI, and Gloria surprises Claire with a day of luxury at the office, which turns out to be badly timed.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 6:30 am ET
    Finding Fizbo
    Modern Family
    Cam receives a video of someone desecrating his Fizbo costume. Meanwhile, Phil's in for a surprise when he meets his soon-to-be step-brother at Frank's bachelor party. Finally, Manny's newest play hits too close to home for Gloria, Claire and Haley.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 7:00 am ET
    Basketball!
    Modern Family
    After choking at last year's charity basketball game, Phil has been training all year to redeem himself. However, when NBA stars Charles Barkley and DeAndre Jordan attend the game and start making bets, Phil tries to not buckle under the pressure.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 7:30 am ET
    Pig Moon Rising
    Modern Family
    Mitchell accidentally knocks over an urn filled with the ashes of Cam's pet pig and devises a cover-up to hide his blunder. Hoping to catch Mitchell in his lie, Cam makes up a tall tale to trap him, but his own lie soon becomes too big to manage.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 8:00 am ET
    All Things Being Equal
    Modern Family
    Gloria, Claire, Haley, Alex, Lily, Luke and Manny are equally committed to showing their support for gender equality and the women's movement in different ways. Meanwhile, Jay and Phil disagree on how their parking lot attendant should be run their lot.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 8:30 am ET
    Alone Time
    Modern Family
    When Mitch and Jay separately seek out a retreat from the family and end up at the same resort, it becomes clear how "related" they really are. Meanwhile, Phil and Claire can't seem to enjoy the empty-nester life, and Cam drops in to lend Gloria a hand.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 9:00 am ET
    The Graduates
    Modern Family
    Manny's father, Javier, shows up for his graduation and takes him out to celebrate, leaving Jay to pick up the pieces. Meanwhile, the families get ready for Luke and Manny's big day and deal with the emotions that come with seeing your kids grow up.
    TV-14
  • 9:30 am ET
    Lake Life
    Modern Family
    Jay forces the family to take their family vacation on a houseboat to create memories that will last after he's gone. Meanwhile, Mitchell runs into an old flame, Cam has to stay out of the sun, and Phil and Claire try out some adventurous excursions.
    TV-14
  • 10:00 am ET
    Laura's First Date
    Family Matters
    Laura's first date turns into a nightmare when three boys show up to take her to the school dance.
    TV-G
  • 10:30 am ET
    Man's Best Friend
    Family Matters
    The children bring home a stray dog that has a habit of chewing on things and Carl changes his mind about pets.
    TV-G
  • 11:00 am ET
    Baker's Dozens
    Family Matters
    Policeman Carl Winslow's recipe for lemon tarts leads to a family business venture.
    TV-G
  • 11:30 am ET
    The Big Reunion
    Family Matters
    Carl is too embarrassed to attend his high school reunion because of the weight he's gained.
    TV-G
  • 12:00 pm ET
    A Frat Party, a Sleepover and the Mother of All Blisters
    Young Sheldon
    Paige drags Sheldon to a college party, and Missy gets caught in a lie.
    TV-PG
  • 12:30 pm ET
    A Launch Party and a Whole Human Being
    Young Sheldon
    The Coopers can't be found as Mandy goes into labor. Also, Sheldon is excited about the launch of his database.
    TV-PG
  • 1:00 pm ET
    Teen Angst and a Smart-Boy Walk of Shame
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon confronts the failure of his database. Georgie and Mandy struggle as new parents. Missy feels forgotten.
    TV-PG
  • 1:30 pm ET
    A Stolen Truck and Going on the Lam
    Young Sheldon
    Missy steals her dad's truck and hits the road with her friend Paige.
    TV-PG
  • 2:00 pm ET
    A German Folk Song and an Actual Adult
    Young Sheldon
    Georgie goes on a birthday date, and Mary confronts Brenda about her relationship with George. Also, Sheldon takes an interest in Missy's favorite TV show.
    TV-PG
  • 2:30 pm ET
    Little Green Men and a Fella's Marriage Proposal
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon wants to search for life on other planets, and Mandy answers Georgie's marriage proposal. Also, Missy is caught between two friends.
    TV-PG
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One at the Beach
    Friends
    The friends stay at a beach house. Phoebe meets someone who knows details about her family. Rachel expresses her jealousy of Ross' uninhibited girlfriend.
    TV-PG
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One with the Jellyfish
    Friends
    Ross loves dating Rachel again but hates what he did to accomplish the reconciliation. Phoebe gets to know her mother.
    TV-PG
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The One with the Cat
    Friends
    Phoebe thinks her adoptive mother's spirit inhabits a stray cat. Joey's attempt to sell his entertainment center proves hazardous.
    TV-PG
  • 4:30 pm ET
    The One with the Cuffs
    Friends
    Monica tries to prove her mother wrong. Chandler gets into an embarrassing situation while dating Rachel's boss.
    TV-14 (S)
  • 5:00 pm ET
    The One with the Ballroom Dancing
    Friends
    Joey makes an odd deal with the building superintendent to prevent him from evicting Rachel and Monica. Phoebe wants to date her sexy massage client.
    TV-PG
  • 5:30 pm ET
    The One with Joey's New Girlfriend
    Friends
    Joey thinks Chandler hates Joey's new girlfriend -- but the truth could be even more upsetting. Ross and Rachel try to make each other jealous.
    TV-14
  • 6:00 pm ET
    The One with the Dirty Girl
    Friends
    Ross' beautiful new girlfriend has a disgusting secret. Chandler becomes more familiar with Joey's girlfriend.
    TV-PG
  • 6:30 pm ET
    The One Where Chandler Crosses the Line
    Friends
    Chandler is guilt-ridden after kissing Joey's girlfriend. Ross' musical talents are not as amazing as he and Phoebe think.
    TV-PG
  • 7:00 pm ET
    The One with Chandler in a Box
    Friends
    On Thanksgiving, Joey wants to punish Chandler for kissing Kathy. Monica gets a surprise when she visits an eye doctor.
    TV-PG
  • 7:30 pm ET
    The One Where They're Going to Party!
    Friends
    The guys try to be spontaneous and wild. After Monica gives a bad restaurant review, she receives a new career opportunity. Rachel's boss offers her a promotion.
    TV-PG
  • 8:00 pm ET
    The One with the Girl from Poughkeepsie
    Friends
    Ross struggles to maintain a long-distance relationship. Chandler tries to get a date for Rachel. Monica schemes to establish authority at her new restaurant job.
    TV-PG
  • 8:30 pm ET
    The One with Phoebe's Uterus
    Friends
    Phoebe's half-brother makes an astounding announcement and a thought-provoking request. Joey finds himself in a class struggle.
    TV-14 (D)
  • 9:00 pm ET
    The Grant Allocation Derivation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard is caught between a rock and a hard place when he's responsible for distributing extra grant money. Bernadette turns the backyard playhouse into a hideaway from her husband and kids.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 9:30 pm ET
    The Consummation Deviation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon tries to bond with Amy's father, but when Howard lures Mr. Fowler away with magic tricks, Sheldon has no choice but to bond with Mrs. Fowler. Raj and Anu try to get physical for the first time.
    TV-14 (D)
  • 10:00 pm ET
    The Citation Negation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Amy are devastated learning from a Russian paper that Super Asymmetry has been discovered and disproven. Ultra-competitive Bernadette asks Stuart's girlfriend, Denise, to teach her how to beat Howard in a popular videogame.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 10:30 pm ET
    The VCR Illumination
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Amy are still down about their theory being disproven, but a VHS tape from Sheldon's past inspires him not to give up. Bernadette turns into a pageant mom when she tries to help Howard ace his Magic Castle audition.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 11:00 pm ET
    The Paintball Scattering
    The Big Bang Theory
    Penny and Leonard organize a paintball game that results in mayhem when Sheldon is jealous of Amy. Raj catches Anu with her ex-boyfriend, and Stuart doesn't want to move in with Denise.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 11:30 pm ET
    The Propagation Proposition
    The Big Bang Theory
    Penny's ex-boyfriend, Zack, and his wife want a baby, but when Zack is infertile, they ask Leonard to help. Raj attempts to mend things with his ex-fianc?e, Anu.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 12:00 am ET
    The Confirmation Polarization
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Amy's super asymmetry theory is proven by two physicists, Dr. Pemberton and Dr. Campbell from Chicago, who then try to kick Amy off the Nobel nomination. Bernadette has a big success at work, and Penny's going to be a part of it.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 12:30 am ET
    The Meteorite Manifestation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon is thrilled to help Bernadette and Howard navigate bureaucratic paperwork, until he discovers they are breaking the law. Leonard is disappointed when his friends exclude him from a scientific project.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 1:00 am ET
    Dynamite 1/29/2025
    All Elite Wrestling: Dynamite
    All Elite Wrestling continues to inject new spirit, freshness, and energy into to mainstream wrestling featuring a world-class roster of diverse male and female wrestlers.
    TV-14 (DLV)
  • 3:00 am ET
    The Golden Goat
    The Joe Schmo Show
    Ben becomes the honorary Goat Keeper and plays the game harder than ever expected as he identifies potential threats to his alliance.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 4:00 am ET
    The Long Goodbye
    Modern Family
    Phil and Claire realize that Alex may be more self-sufficient in college than they give her credit for when they drop in for a quick visit. Meanwhile, Manny is determined to avoid a long tearful goodbye after Gloria and Jay move him into his college dorm.
    TV-14
  • 4:30 am ET
    Catch of the Day
    Modern Family
    Phil thinks he's going to have bad luck after failing to complete his daily superstition, but Claire is eager to go to a concert and has no time for his silly notions. Meanwhile, Mitch is certain that Cam's undermining him during their kitchen renovation.
    TV-14 (D)
Thursday, Jan 30

  • 5:00 am ET
    Sex, Lies, and Kickball
    Modern Family
    Jay's best friend, Shorty, visits and stays at the house so they can catch up, but Shorty ends up spending more time with Gloria than Jay. Meanwhile, Alex is going to prove to Claire that her relationship with Ben is definitely a sexual relationship.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 5:30 am ET
    It's the Great Pumpkin, Phil Dunphy
    Modern Family
    Phil and Claire still want to celebrate Halloween in a big way, but no one shares their enthusiasm. Over at the Pritchett's, Mitch and Cam are frustrated by how long Jay is taking to finish their kitchen remodel, which forces Mitch to stand up to his dad.
    TV-14
  • 6:00 am ET
    Ten Years Later
    Modern Family
    Claire is determined to make up for her bad mood at Jay and Gloria's wedding by throwing their tenth-anniversary party. As part of the festivities, Phil is going to perform a magic trick featuring Gloria appearing out of thin air in her wedding dress.
    TV-14
  • 6:30 am ET
    Winner Winner Turkey Dinner
    Modern Family
    During Jay's Thanksgiving toast, he honors the entire family on their recent successes, even though everyone knows that isn't quite true. Meanwhile, Phil works hard to master a classic magic trick and prove he's not the family failure.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 7:00 am ET
    Brushes with Celebrity
    Modern Family
    The Pritchett-Dunphy-Tucker clan recount all their biggest celebrity encounters. Phil shows a house to his musical hero and is determined to make a good impression. Meanwhile, Jay's serves jury duty alongside one of America's biggest football icons.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 7:30 am ET
    Tough Love
    Modern Family
    After leaving his real estate firm to strike out on his own, Phil decides a solo camping trip is just what he needs to boost his confidence. Meanwhile, Mitchell's plan to teach Cam a lesson in gullibility and Lily a lesson in responsibility backfires.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 8:00 am ET
    No Small Feet
    Modern Family
    When Claire lands a big opportunity for Pritchett's Closets, Jay expects a little validation for his contribution. Meanwhile, Pam's ex-boyfriend Bo shows up, and Mitchell sees this as the perfect opportunity to get Pam out of the house.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 8:30 am ET
    He Said, She Shed
    Modern Family
    Claire's request to build a "She Shed" in their backyard is denied, and only Luke and Phil know the real reason why. Meanwhile, Pameron lets Cam in on a family secret that forces him to visit Mitch's therapist to work through this new information.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 9:00 am ET
    Dear Beloved Family
    Modern Family
    Gloria has to rush Phil to the hospital for an emergency surgery after he experiences some intense stomach pains and rallies the entire family to be by his side.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 9:30 am ET
    In Your Head
    Modern Family
    When Luke goes missing after a night out, Manny, Phil and Gloria team up to track him down. Meanwhile, Haley is desperate to land an interview with the creator of a popular website and interrupts Alex during one of her college classes.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 10:00 am ET
    The Party
    Family Matters
    Things get out of control when the Winslow children are left alone for the evening.
    TV-G
  • 10:30 am ET
    The Big Fix
    Family Matters
    Eddie talks his sister Laura into going on a date with Steve Urkel, the school nerd.
    TV-G
  • 11:00 am ET
    Sitting Pretty
    Family Matters
    The Winslow home turns into a day care center when Laura's baby-sitting business backfire
    TV-G
  • 11:30 am ET
    In a Jam
    Family Matters
    While Carl Winslow auditions for a job as a television traffic reporter, Eddie helps Steve with a school bully.
    TV-G
  • 12:00 pm ET
    A New Weather Girl and a Stay-at-Home Coddler
    Young Sheldon
    Mandy gets an exciting job opportunity, and Sheldon worries that he's falling behind. Also, Georgie takes his daughter to work.
    TV-PG
  • 12:30 pm ET
    German for Beginners and a Crazy Old Man with a Bat
    Young Sheldon
    The gambling room gets broken into, and Sheldon wants to study abroad. Also, Missy makes a new friend.
    TV-PG
  • 1:00 pm ET
    A Romantic Getaway and a Germanic Meat-Based Diet
    Young Sheldon
    Mandy surprises Georgie with a spa weekend, and Sheldon prepares for his summer in Germany.
    TV-PG
  • 1:30 pm ET
    A Tornado, a Ten-Hour Flight and a Darn Fine Ring
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon and Mary head to Germany while the rest of the Cooper family braves a tornado that is heading straight for Medford.
    TV-PG
  • 2:00 pm ET
    A Wiener Schnitzel and Underwear in a Tree
    Young Sheldon
    News of the tornado reaches Sheldon and Mary in Germany. Also, with the Cooper house in chaos, Missy steps up, on the season seven premiere of Young Sheldon.
    TV-PG
  • 2:30 pm ET
    A Roulette Wheel and a Piano Playing Dog
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon realizes he is the weakest student in his class. Meemaw is looking to expand her gambling business.
    TV-PG
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One with the Embryos
    Friends
    Phoebe finds out whether she is pregnant or not. A simple challenge escalates into a full-blown contest between the guys and the women.
    TV-PG
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One with Rachel's Crush
    Friends
    Rachel schemes to get a handsome client to ask her on a date. Chandler's jealousy causes problems with his girlfriend.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The One with Joey's Dirty Day
    Friends
    Charlton Heston finds Joey in a compromising position during a movie shoot. Rachel regrets asking Ross for a favor.
    TV-14 (S)
  • 4:30 pm ET
    The One with All the Rugby
    Friends
    Chandler's annoying former girlfriend reappears. Ross plays rugby to impress Emily with painful results.
    TV-PG
  • 5:00 pm ET
    The One with the Fake Party
    Friends
    Trying to become better acquainted with her sexy client, Rachel inadvertently thwarts Ross' plans for a romantic evening with his girlfriend.
    TV-PG
  • 5:30 pm ET
    The One with the Free Porn
    Friends
    Monica helps Ross tell his girlfriend that he loves her. Phoebe gets some surprising news about her pregnancy.
    TV-14 (D)
  • 6:00 pm ET
    The One with Rachel's New Dress
    Friends
    Ross and his ex-wife become jealous when their lovers go to England together. Rachel's plans to seduce her boyfriend go awry.
    TV-PG
  • 6:30 pm ET
    The One with All the Haste
    Friends
    Drastic changes occur in Ross' relationship with Emily. Monica and Rachel will do anything to get their old apartment back from the guys.
    TV-PG
  • 7:00 pm ET
    The One with All the Wedding Dresses
    Friends
    Rachel reacts drastically to Ross' engagement. Chandler becomes exasperated by Joey's snoring.
    TV-PG
  • 7:30 pm ET
    The One with the Invitation
    Friends
    Rachel and the engaged Ross reminisce separately about when they dated each other. The friends get invitations to Ross' wedding but not all of them are going.
    TV-PG
  • 8:00 pm ET
    The One with the Worst Best Man Ever
    Friends
    Joey loses Ross' treasured wedding ring. Phoebe has extreme mood variations from her pregnancy.
    TV-PG
  • 8:30 pm ET
    The One with Ross's Wedding: Part 1
    Friends
    Rachel stays home while the others go to England for Ross' wedding.
    TV-PG
  • 9:00 pm ET
    The Donation Oscillation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Penny tries to seduce an abstaining Leonard to ruin his "donation" for her ex-boyfriend, Zack, and his wife, Marissa. Howard, Bernadette, Anu and Raj turn Raj's canceled bachelor party into a couple's trip aboard the "vomit comet."
    TV-PG (D)
  • 9:30 pm ET
    The D & D Vortex
    The Big Bang Theory
    The gang finds out Wil Wheaton hosts a celebrity Dungeons and Dragons game involving William Shatner, Joe Manganiello, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and Kevin Smith. Deception and betrayal are the path to make it to the one open seat.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 10:00 pm ET
    The Conference Valuation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Penny and Bernadette go to San Diego for a pharmaceutical sales convention, leaving Howard in charge of the kids. Sheldon finds a book on experimenting on kids, and the guys plus Amy make a day of it.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 10:30 pm ET
    The Laureate Accumulation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Pemberton and Campbell charm America on a publicity tour, so Sheldon and Amy bring Nobel laureates Kip Thorne, George Smoot and Frances Arnold to their side. Halley's fear of the dark leads to conflict for Howard, Bernadette and Stuart.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 11:00 pm ET
    The Inspiration Deprivation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Amy has a meltdown due to the pressure associated with winning a Nobel Prize. Raj and Howard try to relive the good old days after Howard buys a scooter that looks like the one he had years ago.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 11:30 pm ET
    The Decision Reverberation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Raj is worried people won't take him seriously in his own field after publishing a paper that suggests he may have discovered alien life. Leonard wants to be the principal investigator on a plasma physics study.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 12:00 am ET
    The Plagiarism Schism
    The Big Bang Theory
    Kripke has proof that Dr. Pemberton plagiarized his thesis, and Sheldon and Amy aren't sure whether they should turn him in or not. Howard is surprised to learn that Bernie wasn't the only waitress at the Cheesecake Factory who had a crush on him.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 12:30 am ET
    The Maternal Conclusion
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard is pleasantly surprised when Beverly comes to visit and she's genuinely kind to him, until he finds out the real reason she's there. Denise and Stuart overstay their welcome at the Wolowitz house.
    TV-PG
  • 1:00 am ET
    The Change Constant
    The Big Bang Theory
    Amy and Sheldon wait for the news. Howard and Bernadette leave their kids. Leonard and Penny keep a secret.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 1:30 am ET
    The Stockholm Syndrome
    The Big Bang Theory
    Bernadette and Howard leave their kids for the first time, Penny and Leonard try to keep a secret, Sheldon and Amy stick together, and Raj makes a new friend as the gang travels together into an uncharted future.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 2:00 am ET
    Pilot
    The Big Bang Theory
    Brilliant physicist roommates Leonard and Sheldon meet their new neighbor Penny, who begins showing them that as much as they know about science, they know little about actual living.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 2:30 am ET
    The Big Bran Hypothesis
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard volunteers to sign for a package in an attempt to make a good impression on Penny, but when he enlists Sheldon for help, his attempt at chivalry goes terribly awry.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 3:00 am ET
    Bullion Beggar
    Impractical Jokers
    From being overprotective parents to disclosing perplexing side effects, one Joker couldn't hack it in this episode, and will learn that not all glitters is gold.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 3:30 am ET
    The Planetarium Prowler
    Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes
    Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes packs classic, fan-favorite episodes with shareable pop-up facts, behind-the-scenes stories and surprising factoids directly from the Jokers.
    No Rating Available
  • 4:00 am ET
    Semi-Pro
    1976. One-hit-wonder singer Jackie Moon (Will Ferrell) fulfills his longtime dream of owning a basketball team. The issue? He owns the worst team ever, but as a player and coach, he will do anything to win the league.
    TV-14 (DLSV)
Friday, Jan 31

  • 6:00 am ET
    Uncle Drew
    A young man desperate to win a Harlem street basketball tournament recruits a legendary baller and his septuagenarian buddies to play.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 8:00 am ET
    Written in the Stars
    Modern Family
    Phil thinks that Gloria is upset at Jay for dropping the ball on Valentine's Day, so he convinces Jay to spice things up with a little role playing. Meanwhile, Mitch and Cam accidentally ruin Luke's Valentine's Day date and have to make things right.
    TV-PG (DLS)
  • 8:30 am ET
    Spanks for the Memories
    Modern Family
    When Jay overhears Gloria talking about spanking, he assumes she is frustrated in the bedroom. When he attempts to light the spark again by giving her what she wants, he realizes he might have made a mistake. Meanwhile, Mitchell has an amazing new job.
    TV-14 (DLS)
  • 9:00 am ET
    Wine Weekend
    Modern Family
    The family goes on a wine-tasting trip and stays in Haley's new boss's country house where the only rule is: Don't touch the tiara! Meanwhile, Gloria and Mitch are invited to a party at Oprah's house but can't bring anyone else.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 9:30 am ET
    Royal Visit
    Modern Family
    Haley's brilliant astrophysicist boyfriend comes to meet the family, setting Claire and Phil off in a competition about which one of them is smarter, making Alex feel self-conscious about her dim but handsome firefighter boyfriend, Bill.
    TV-14
  • 10:00 am ET
    Daddy Issues
    Modern Family
    When Gloria's ex-boyfriend Jorge visits, his resemblance to Manny makes Jay question if he's Manny's real dad; Phil agonizes over Claire's anniversary gift; Cam and Mitch are out of their depth when Lily gets into a fight at school over bras.
    TV-14
  • 10:30 am ET
    CHiPs and Salsa
    Modern Family
    When Haley hears that her loopy boss is looking for a product with the magical properties of peppers, she tries to gain favor by convincing Gloria to sell her salsa to NERP. Meanwhile, Mitchell gets Cam the police ride-along he's always dreamed of.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 11:00 am ET
    Mother!
    Modern Family
    When Dede drops in unexpectedly, Mitchell and Cam come to a realization about her effect on their lives; Phil, Luke, Alex and Haley all have bad news to break to Claire and compete over doing it after her monthly spa day, when she's her most relaxed.
    TV-14
  • 11:30 am ET
    The Escape
    Modern Family
    Haley meets Arvin's parents, but when things don't go as planned, fate leads to an unexpected reunion with all of her ex-boyfriends. Meanwhile, the family seizes on a nursing home visit with Jay's mean sister, Becky, to settle old scores.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 12:00 pm ET
    A Strudel and a Hot American Boy Toy
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon explores Germany behind Mary's back, Missy attempts to pull a fast one on George Sr., and Meemaw and Dale adjust to living together.
    TV-PG
  • 12:30 pm ET
    Ants on a Log and a Cheating Winker
    Young Sheldon
    Missy steps up, Mary has a surprise for George, and Sheldon finds his dorm occupied.
    TV-PG
  • 1:00 pm ET
    A Frankenstein's Monster and a Crazy Church Guy
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon helps his roommate try to beat the stock market, Missy and Billy Sparks throw a party, and Mary finds a new church.
    TV-PG
  • 1:30 pm ET
    Baptists, Catholics and an Attempted Drowning
    Young Sheldon
    Georgie and Mandy's wedding plans pit Mary against Mandy's mom, Audrey (Rachel Bay Jones), with baby CeeCee caught in the middle.
    TV-PG
  • 2:00 pm ET
    A Proper Wedding and Skeletons in the Closet
    Young Sheldon
    Georgie and Mandy get married! Meanwhile, Meemaw's gambling room gets raided.
    TV-PG
  • 2:30 pm ET
    An Ankle Monitor and a Big Plastic Crap House
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon studies to be Meemaw's lawyer when she is put on house arrest, and the Coopers have a plumbing emergency.
    TV-PG
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One with Ross's Wedding: Part 2
    Friends
    Rachel frantically tries to get to London before Ross marries Emily. Ross' father clashes with Emily's.
    TV-PG
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One After Ross Says Rachel
    Friends
    Will Emily forgive Ross before their honeymoon? Monica and Chandler agree to end their new relationship.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The One with All the Kissing
    Friends
    Ross' new wife won't speak to him. Rachel appoints Monica her advisor in romance. Phoebe feels neglected.
    TV-PG (S)
  • 4:30 pm ET
    The One-Hundredth
    Friends
    While Phoebe delivers triplets, Joey experiences his own pain. Monica plans a date with a male nurse to spite Chandler.
    TV-PG
  • 5:00 pm ET
    The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS
    Friends
    Joey challenges Phoebe to perform a completely selfless act. Monica gets upset when Chandler gloats about sex. Ross might finally reconcile with Emily but he must make a tough decision.
    TV-PG
  • 5:30 pm ET
    The One with the Kips
    Friends
    Ross tells Rachel that he cannot be around her once Emily comes to New York. Chandler and Monica try to have a romantic weekend.
    TV-14 (DS)
  • 6:00 pm ET
    The One with the Yeti
    Friends
    Will Ross obey Emily and move away from his friends? Monica and Rachel meet a monster.
    TV-PG
  • 6:30 pm ET
    The One Where Ross Moves In
    Friends
    Joey and Chandler regret letting Ross move in with them. Rachel schemes to get her new neighbor to ask her on a date.
    TV-PG
  • 7:00 pm ET
    The One with the Thanksgiving Flashbacks
    Friends
    The friends find out about Monica's worst Thanksgiving ever.
    TV-14 (D)
  • 7:30 pm ET
    The One with Ross' Sandwich
    Friends
    Joey becomes exasperated from hiding Chandler and Monica's secret. Ross gets in trouble when he expresses his rage.
    TV-14 (DS)
  • 8:00 pm ET
    The One with the Inappropriate Sister
    Friends
    A bored Ross creates havoc in Joey and Chandler's lives. Rachel is disturbed by her date's inappropriate relationship with his sister.
    TV-PG
  • 8:30 pm ET
    The One with All the Resolutions
    Friends
    On New Year's Eve, the friends make resolutions for the coming year but keeping them proves difficult.
    TV-PG
  • 9:00 pm ET
    The Fuzzy Boots Corollary
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard asks a work colleague out after he finds out Penny is seeing someone.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 9:30 pm ET
    The Luminous Fish Effect
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon's getting fired forces him to explore what life has to offer outside physics, leaving Leonard to take drastic action to snap his friend out of his funk.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 10:00 pm ET
    The Hamburger Postulate
    The Big Bang Theory
    Fearing he's wasting his time on Penny, Leonard ends up making a connection with Leslie. Meanwhile, Sheldon frets over a change to his hamburger routine.
    TV-PG (DS)
  • 10:30 pm ET
    The Middle Earth Paradigm
    The Big Bang Theory
    Penny hosts a Halloween party, putting Leonard, Sheldon, Wolowitz and Koothrappali through a new test of their social skills.
    TV-PG (DLS)
  • 11:00 pm ET
    The Dumpling Paradox
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Wolowitz goes AWOL with one of her friends, Penny's recruited to fill in for him on the guys' Halo team.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 11:30 pm ET
    The Grasshopper Experiment
    The Big Bang Theory
    Raj's parents set him up on a blind date, and when he discovers he can talk to her, she shows interest in Sheldon.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 12:00 am ET
    The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization
    The Big Bang Theory
    When they're invited to present at a physics conference, Sheldon's reluctance to share the credit leads to a tiff between him and Leonard, and Penny's intervention only exacerbates the situation.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 12:30 am ET
    The Loobenfeld Decay
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard and Sheldon each lie to avoid hearing Penny sing in a production of Rent. However, Sheldon's lie becomes a bit too complicated for its own good.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 1:00 am ET
    Semi-Pro
    1976. One-hit-wonder singer Jackie Moon (Will Ferrell) fulfills his longtime dream of owning a basketball team. The issue? He owns the worst team ever, but as a player and coach, he will do anything to win the league.
    TV-14 (DLSV)
  • 3:00 am ET
    Get Hard
    Financial fraudster Will Ferrell hires Kevin Hart to 'coach' him on prison life as his sentence approaches in this comedy.
    TV-14 (DLSV)
Saturday, Feb 01

  • 5:00 am ET
    Ben From Baltimore
    The Joe Schmo Show
    Everyday guy Ben has unknowingly been cast on a fake reality competition show, The Goat, surrounded by actors scripted by a team of writers. However, he puts the entire production on high alert when he is immediately suspicious of a fellow contestant.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 6:00 am ET
    The Golden Goat
    The Joe Schmo Show
    Ben becomes the honorary Goat Keeper and plays the game harder than ever expected as he identifies potential threats to his alliance.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 7:00 am ET
    Role Models
    Two salesmen, Wheeler and Danny, trash a company truck on an energy drink-fueled bender. Upon their arrest, the court gives them a choice: do hard time or spend 150 service hours with a mentorship program.
    TV-14 (LSV)
  • 9:00 am ET
    Get Hard
    Financial fraudster Will Ferrell hires Kevin Hart to 'coach' him on prison life as his sentence approaches in this comedy.
    TV-14 (DLSV)
  • 11:00 am ET
    Clash of Swords
    Modern Family
    Mitchell sneaks out to "Hero-Con" with Phil, dressed as their favorite characters from the show "Clash of Swords." It's great until Phil commits the ultimate fan faux pas. Meanwhile, Gloria's dinosaur party for Joe is ruined when her nemesis upstages her.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 11:30 am ET
    I Love a Parade
    Modern Family
    The Pritchett-Dunphy-Tucker clan are getting together at the annual Fourth of July parade, where Jay will be acting as the grand marshal. Meanwhile, Haley's goodbye with Arvin before his trip to Switzerland doesn't go as well as she pictured it.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 12:00 pm ET
    Kiss and Tell
    Modern Family
    Haley needs a little help deciding whether or not to tell Arvin about her kiss with Dylan and goes to Mitch and Cam for their advice. Meanwhile, Gloria suspects Manny's Canadian girlfriend is made up and wants to find out the real truth.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 12:30 pm ET
    The One with Chandler's Work Laugh
    Friends
    Chandler's behavior toward his boss annoys Monica. Ross' latest romance astounds everyone.
    TV-PG
  • 1:00 pm ET
    The One with Joey's Bag
    Friends
    Phoebe meets another long-lost relative. Joey wears a shoulder bag.
    TV-PG
  • 1:30 pm ET
    The One Where Everybody Finds Out
    Friends
    Chandler and Monica's relationship becomes less of a secret. Ross must prove to his boss that he's sane in order to return to work.
    TV-14 (DS)
  • 2:00 pm ET
    The One with the Girl Who Hits Joey
    Friends
    Chandler thinks Monica wants more from their relationship. Ross fails to impress his new neighbors.
    TV-PG
  • 2:30 pm ET
    The One with the Cop
    Friends
    Joey wonders if he is in love with Monica. Phoebe impersonates a police officer.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 3:00 pm ET
    Ben From Baltimore
    The Joe Schmo Show
    Everyday guy Ben has unknowingly been cast on a fake reality competition show, The Goat, surrounded by actors scripted by a team of writers. However, he puts the entire production on high alert when he is immediately suspicious of a fellow contestant.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The Golden Goat
    The Joe Schmo Show
    Ben becomes the honorary Goat Keeper and plays the game harder than ever expected as he identifies potential threats to his alliance.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 5:00 pm ET
    Godzilla vs. Kong
    Legends collide when Kong and his protectors undertake a perilous journey to find his true home. Joined by Jia, a young orphaned girl with whom he has formed a unique and powerful bond, they unexpectedly find themselves in the path of an enraged Godzilla.
    TV-14 (LV)
  • 7:30 pm ET
    Mad Max: Fury Road
    Fortified in a massive, armored truck, loner Mad Max joins Imperator Furiosa and her band of rebels as they try to outrun a warlord and his henchmen in a deadly high-speed chase through the Wasteland.
    TV-14 (DLV)
  • 10:00 pm ET
    The Pancake Batter Anomaly
    The Big Bang Theory
    With his friends knowing how sour he acts when sick and avoiding him as a result, Sheldon is nursed by Penny, who hasn't a clue what she's in for.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 10:30 pm ET
    The Jerusalem Duality
    The Big Bang Theory
    With Sheldon rattled and impossible to be around after meeting Dennis, a 15-year-old physicist who's smarter than he, the rest of the guys search for a way to eliminate the threat.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 11:00 pm ET
    The Bat Jar Conjecture
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon finds himself booted from the gang's Physics Bowl team and replaced with Leslie, so he forms his own team hoping to prove he's superior.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 11:30 pm ET
    The Nerdvana Annihilation
    The Big Bang Theory
    When the delivery of a full-size prop of 1960's "The Time Machine" causes Penny to miss work, she scolds Leonard about his sci-fi collectibles. He decides it's time to give up such childish pursuits.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 12:00 am ET
    The Pork Chop Indeterminacy
    The Big Bang Theory
    The rest of the gang fall for Sheldon's twin sister, and Leonard's plan to win her heart is derailed when Sheldon declares he'll be the one to decide who can date her.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 12:30 am ET
    The Peanut Reaction
    The Big Bang Theory
    Penny wants to throw a surprise party for Leonard, but Sheldon's indulgence at an electronics store throws her off-track.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 1:00 am ET
    Kong: Skull Island
    An expedition to a mythical island finds the place crawling with prehistoric dangers, led by the giant ape, King Kong.
    TV-14 (LV)
  • 3:30 am ET
    Godzilla vs. Kong
    Legends collide when Kong and his protectors undertake a perilous journey to find his true home. Joined by Jia, a young orphaned girl with whom he has formed a unique and powerful bond, they unexpectedly find themselves in the path of an enraged Godzilla.
    TV-14 (LV)
Sunday, Feb 02

  • 6:00 am ET
    Kong: Skull Island
    An expedition to a mythical island finds the place crawling with prehistoric dangers, led by the giant ape, King Kong.
    TV-14 (LV)
  • 8:30 am ET
    Gemini Man
    Aging assassin Henry Brogan must face his ultimate foe: "Junior," his own clone who is 25 years younger and trained to be the ultimate killing machine.
    TV-14 (DLV)
  • 11:00 am ET
    A Sketchy Area
    Modern Family
    Phil stumbles into a new career after dropping by Luke's college, while Claire deals with the merger of Pritchett's Closets with a hipper company. Meanwhile, Mitch's new high-profile case as an assistant DA is marred by an unflattering courtroom sketch.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 11:30 am ET
    Torn Between Two Lovers
    Modern Family
    Haley can't seem to choose between her past and present relationships and is forced to make a decision. Meanwhile, Manny returns to college life while his girlfriend, Sherry, continues to stay at Jay and Gloria's, where she is overstaying her welcome.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 12:00 pm ET
    Good Grief
    Modern Family
    It's another epic Halloween full of costumes, tricks and treats for the Dunphy-Pritchett-Tucker clan as they deal with huge, unexpected news.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 12:30 pm ET
    On the Same Paige
    Modern Family
    Phil learns that his real estate class will be cancelled if any more students drop it. So, he turns on his powers of flattery to keep one student, Paige, from leaving. Meanwhile, Jay may unknowingly be flirting with the mother of Joe's classmate.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 1:00 pm ET
    Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
    Modern Family
    Cam decides he needs to reconnect with his roots and get a chicken. Meanwhile, when Alex is up for a government job that requires a family interview, everyone overcompensates and jeopardizes her chances; and Haley and Dylan think it's time they grew up.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 1:30 pm ET
    Kids These Days
    Modern Family
    Haley needs advice from Claire as she considers her future with Dylan and her career. Meanwhile, Jay and Cam's coaching style earns them a class on sensitivity from Manny and Phil; and Mitch runs into Phil's nemesis, Gil, at an unlikely place.
    TV-14
  • 2:00 pm ET
    Putting Down Roots
    Modern Family
    Dede's husband, Jerry, comes to town to bequeath her possessions to the family. Mitch and Claire receive a little more of Dede than they know what to do with, and Jay and Gloria feel sorry for Jerry and invite him to stay with them while he is in town.
    TV-14
  • 2:30 pm ET
    The One with Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss
    Friends
    Rachel interviews for a great job but she may get it for the wrong reason. Monica competes to have a better relationship than Phoebe's.
    TV-14 (DS)
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One Where Rachel Smokes
    Friends
    Rachel submits to peer pressure at work. Joey and Ross' son audition for the same commercial but only one can get the part.
    TV-PG
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One Where Ross Can't Flirt
    Friends
    Ross' flirting technique fails to impress a cute pizza-delivery woman. A surprise awaits Joey when he tells everyone about his big television appearance.
    TV-PG
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The One with the Ride Along
    Friends
    The guys enjoy riding along with a police officer until a gunshot is heard. Rachel overhears a telephone message for Ross from his second ex-wife.
    TV-PG
  • 4:30 pm ET
    The One with the Ball
    Friends
    Phoebe's boyfriend wants her to move in with him. Ross and Joey involve Chandler and Monica in an obsessive game.
    TV-PG
  • 5:00 pm ET
    Semi-Pro
    1976. One-hit-wonder singer Jackie Moon (Will Ferrell) fulfills his longtime dream of owning a basketball team. The issue? He owns the worst team ever, but as a player and coach, he will do anything to win the league.
    TV-14 (DLSV)
  • 7:00 pm ET
    Old School
    A trio of thirty-something buddies tries to recapture the outrageous, irrepressible fun of their college years by starting their own off-campus frat house.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 9:00 pm ET
    Step Brothers
    Brennan, a sporadically employed 39 year old, lives with his mother, Nancy. Dale, a terminally unemployed 40 year old lives with his father, Robert. When Robert and Nancy marry and move in together, Brennan and Dale are forced to live with each other.
    TV-14 (DLSV)
  • 11:00 pm ET
    The Tangerine Factor
    The Big Bang Theory
    Penny's breakup spurs Leonard to summon the courage to ask her out, and they both go to Sheldon for advice on their upcoming date.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 11:30 pm ET
    The Bad Fish Paradigm
    The Big Bang Theory
    Penny opens up to a reluctant Sheldon after a less-than-stellar first date with Leonard, placing him in the uncomfortable position of having to keep a secret.
    TV-14 (D)
  • 12:00 am ET
    The Codpiece Topology
    The Big Bang Theory
    Seeing Penny with another guy sends Leonard back to Leslie Winkle, much to Sheldon's dismay.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 12:30 am ET
    The Barbarian Sublimation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Penny becomes addicted to an online game based on the world of Conan the Barbarian and persistently pesters Sheldon for advice.
    TV-PG (DLV)
  • 1:00 am ET
    The Griffin Equivalency
    The Big Bang Theory
    Full of confidence following being named one of People's 30 to Watch Under 30, Raj hits on Penny and becomes impossibly arrogant.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 1:30 am ET
    The Euclid Alternative
    The Big Bang Theory
    An intervention is used to try to force Sheldon to overcome his fear of driving.
    TV-14 (L)
  • 2:00 am ET
    The Cooper-Nowitzki Theorem
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and his friends are mystified when a younger undergraduate student is attracted to him.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 2:30 am ET
    The Panty Pinata Polarization
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Sheldon bans Penny from the apartment for numerous minor infractions, she decides to retaliate. Howard and Raj search for the America's Next Top Model house.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 3:00 am ET
    The Lizard-Spock Expansion
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon wants to use an alternate version of rock-paper-scissors to help resolve conflicts. A girl Wolowitz has a major crush on falls for Leonard.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 3:30 am ET
    The White Asparagus Triangulation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon is over-exuberant that Leonard finally has a girlfriend matching his high standards.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 4:00 am ET
    Ben From Baltimore
    The Joe Schmo Show
    Everyday guy Ben has unknowingly been cast on a fake reality competition show, The Goat, surrounded by actors scripted by a team of writers. However, he puts the entire production on high alert when he is immediately suspicious of a fellow contestant.
    TV-14 (DL)
Monday, Feb 03

  • 5:00 am ET
    The Golden Goat
    The Joe Schmo Show
    Ben becomes the honorary Goat Keeper and plays the game harder than ever expected as he identifies potential threats to his alliance.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 6:00 am ET
    Step Brothers
    Brennan, a sporadically employed 39 year old, lives with his mother, Nancy. Dale, a terminally unemployed 40 year old lives with his father, Robert. When Robert and Nancy marry and move in together, Brennan and Dale are forced to live with each other.
    TV-14 (DLSV)
  • 8:00 am ET
    Old School
    A trio of thirty-something buddies tries to recapture the outrageous, irrepressible fun of their college years by starting their own off-campus frat house.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 10:00 am ET
    The Candidate
    Family Matters
    Eddie runs for president of the freshman class because he thinks it will make him more popular with girls.
    TV-G
  • 10:30 am ET
    Bowl Me Over
    Family Matters
    Battle lines are drawn in the Winslow family when the women challenge the men to a bowling match.
    TV-G
  • 11:00 am ET
    Rock Video
    Family Matters
    Eddie starts his own band but becomes a little too star-struck.
    TV-G
  • 11:30 am ET
    Rachel's Place
    Family Matters
    Steve Urkel burns down the local hamburger place while playing chef. Rachel buys the burned out restaurant with Mother Winslow's help.
    TV-G
  • 12:00 pm ET
    A Fancy Article and a Scholarship for a Baby
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon's published paper leads to a frenzy of grad school recruiting, and Georgie tries to speak more properly in front of his daughter.
    TV-PG
  • 12:30 pm ET
    Community Service and the Key to a Happy Marriage
    Young Sheldon
    Meemaw gets assigned a tough probation officer (Octavia Spencer), and Georgie takes marriage advice from his father-in-law.
    TV-PG
  • 1:00 pm ET
    A Little Snip and Teaching Old Dogs
    Young Sheldon
    George Sr. is worried that Mary wants another baby and gets a vasectomy behind her back.
    TV-PG
  • 1:30 pm ET
    A New Home and a Traditional Texas Torture
    Young Sheldon
    George Sr. gets an exciting job offer, and Sheldon prepares for his move to California.
    TV-PG
  • 2:00 pm ET
    Funeral
    Young Sheldon
    Young Sheldon ends its seven-year run with a must-see two-episode series finale.
    TV-PG
  • 2:30 pm ET
    Memoir
    Young Sheldon
    Young Sheldon ends its seven-year run with a must-see two-episode series finale.
    TV-PG
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One with Joey's Big Break
    Friends
    Joey's first major film role leads to an unexpected experience in Las Vegas. Phoebe can't remember why she hates Ross.
    TV-PG
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One in Vegas: Part 1
    Friends
    The gang travels to Las Vegas, Nevada, where more than one surprise awaits. After Ross misinterprets Rachel's actions, a war of public humiliation results.
    TV-PG (DS)
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The One in Vegas: Part 2
    Friends
    Monica and Chandler get lucky in Las Vegas, Nevada. Rachel makes Ross regret playing a prank on her. Joey schemes for fame and fortune.
    TV-PG (DS)
  • 4:30 pm ET
    The One After Vegas
    Friends
    Two of the friends leave Las Vegas married. Joey and Phoebe have a cross-country adventure.
    TV-PG
  • 5:00 pm ET
    The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel
    Friends
    Monica is bewildered by Rachel's reaction to a change in their living arrangement. Phoebe tries to make Ross confront his feelings for Rachel.
    TV-PG
  • 5:30 pm ET
    The One with Ross' Denial
    Friends
    Despite Phoebe's admonitions, Ross makes a drastic decision about Rachel. Chandler and Monica bicker over their living arrangements.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 6:00 pm ET
    The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance
    Friends
    Injured Joey must get an acting part in order to qualify for health insurance. Rachel finally learns the truth about her marriage to Ross.
    TV-PG
  • 6:30 pm ET
    The One with Joey's Porsche
    Friends
    Rachel forces Ross to terminate their marriage. Phoebe's first triplet baby-sitting experience proves stressful. Joey pretends to own a sports car.
    TV-PG
  • 7:00 pm ET
    The One on the Last Night
    Friends
    The guys and the women prepare for big changes in their living arrangements.
    TV-PG
  • 7:30 pm ET
    The One Where Phoebe Runs
    Friends
    Chandler learns how obsessively neat Monica is when he attempts to do her a favor. Joey desperately tries not to flirt with his sexy new roommate.
    TV-PG
  • 8:00 pm ET
    The One with Ross's Teeth
    Friends
    The guys explore their femininity. Phoebe causes trouble when she kisses someone at Rachel's work.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 8:30 pm ET
    The One Where Ross Got High
    Friends
    On Thanksgiving, Chandler tries to gain favor with Monica's parents but an old secret involving Ross causes problems. Undomestic Rachel's dessert proves intriguing.
    TV-PG
  • 9:00 pm ET
    The Vartabedian Conundrum
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard seeks Penny's counsel when his relationship with Stephanie takes off faster than he'd like. Sheldon's hypochondriac tendencies get the better of him.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 9:30 pm ET
    The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon irks the gangs with his obsession with proper Christmas gift protocol. Leonard's crushed when Penny dates a colleague of his.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 10:00 pm ET
    The Killer Robot Instability
    The Big Bang Theory
    Penny's criticism of Wolowitz's romantic life pushes him into depression and AWOL for a fighting robot battle the rest of the guys are depending on him for.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 10:30 pm ET
    The Friendship Algorithim
    The Big Bang Theory
    Looking to get friendly with Barry Kripke to gain access to a piece of high-tech lab equipment, Sheldon develops a flowchart process to make friends.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 11:00 pm ET
    The Financial Permeability
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Sheldon loans money to Penny so she can pay her rent, it leads to Leonard coming face-to-face with her ex, Kurt.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 11:30 pm ET
    The Maternal Capacitance
    The Big Bang Theory
    A visit from Leonard's mother ends up bringing him and Penny closer.
    TV-PG (DS)
  • 12:00 am ET
    The Cushion Saturation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Paintball leads to a squabble between Sheldon and Penny as well as romance between Howard and Leslie.
    TV-14 (DLS)
  • 12:30 am ET
    The Terminator Decoupling
    The Big Bang Theory
    The gang is thrilled when they see Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles' Summer Glau is also aboard their train to San Francisco for a scientific symposium. Sheldon frets over having forgotten a paper he wants to present to George Smoot.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 1:00 am ET
    The Work Song Nanocluster
    The Big Bang Theory
    Penny's business selling hair accessories out of her apartment gets out of hand when an over-caffeinated Sheldon takes charge.
    TV-14 (D)
  • 1:30 am ET
    The Dead Hooker Juxtaposition
    The Big Bang Theory
    Penny feels threatened when another sexy woman moves into the apartment building and angered when she senses the guys are being taken advantage of.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 2:00 am ET
    The Hofstadter Isotope
    The Big Bang Theory
    A fellow comic book enthusiast's hitting on Penny leads to Leonard, Raj and Howard going to a bar's Ladies' Night.
    TV-PG (DLS)
  • 2:30 am ET
    The Vegas Renormalization
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard and Raj take Wolowitz to Las Vegas to help him get over his break-up with Leslie. Sheldon, home alone and looking forward to it, locks himself out and has only one other place to stay: Penny's.
    TV-14 (D)
  • 3:00 am ET
    Get Him to the Greek Life Style
    American Dad
    Stan attempts to live forever in order to do everything on his bucket list.
    TV-14 (DLSV)
  • 3:30 am ET
    The Life Aquatic with Steve Smith
    American Dad
    Steve joins the high school water polo team in order to get girls. Meanwhile, Roger and Stan get a boa
    TV-14 (DLS)
  • 4:00 am ET
    Hayley Smith, Seal Team Six
    American Dad
    Hayley mentally regresses to a six-year-old. Steve and his pals get a slow cooker.
    TV-14 (DLV)
  • 4:30 am ET
    N.S.A. (No Snoops Allowed)
    American Dad
    Steve goes to work with Stan and discovers the N.S.A. Hayley decides to let go of being a vegetarian and eat meat for one day.
    TV-14 (DLSV)
Tuesday, Feb 04

  • 5:00 am ET
    Stan Smith as Keanu Reeves as Stanny Utah in Point Breakers
    American Dad
    Stan goes undercover as a surfer a la Point Break. Steve befriends a drifter, Hayley might be pregnant and Roger wants the World Cup to be held in their backyard.
    TV-14 (DL)