Monday, Jul 22

  • 4:00 am ET
    Meet the Parents
    Greg Focker is head over heels in love with his girlfriend Pam, and is ready to pop the big question. Greg realizes the key to Pam's hand in marriage lies with her formidable father, Jack Byrnes.
    TV-14 (D)
  • 6:00 am ET
    Little Fockers
    TV-14 (DLV)
  • 8:00 am ET
    Bad Moms
    Amy has a seemingly perfect life, but she's exhausted to the point that she's about to snap. Fed up, she joins forces with two other over-stressed moms, and they go on a quest to liberate themselves from conventional responsibilities.
    TV-14 (DLS)
  • 10:00 am ET
    Don't Make Me Over
    Family Matters
    After a cosmetic make-over, Myrtle decides she likes her old self better.
    TV-G
  • 10:30 am ET
    Pop Goes the Question
    Family Matters
    Both Urkel and Stephan propose to Laura.
    TV-G
  • 11:00 am ET
    Four Hundred Cartons of Undeclared Cigarettes and a Niblingo
    Young Sheldon
    George Sr. bails Meemaw and Georgie out of jail. Also, Sheldon and Missy meet Mandy, and Mary feels unwelcome at church.
    TV-PG
  • 11:30 am ET
    Future Worf and the Margarita of the South Pacific
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon and Missy try to help the family's finances. Also, Mary struggles to find her footing without the church.
    TV-PG
  • 12:00 pm ET
    Passion's Harvest and a Sheldocracy
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon must choose sides in an ethical dilemma. Mary tries her hand at writing. Mandy needs a new place to live.
    TV-PG
  • 12:30 pm ET
    Blonde Ambition and the Concept of Zero
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon makes a terrifying mathematical discovery while tutoring Billy. Also, Mary is jealous of Missy's relationship with Mandy and MeeMaw.
    TV-PG
  • 1:00 pm ET
    A Resident Advisor and the Word 'Sketchy'
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon becomes a dorm RA. Meemaw and Dale make a sketchy business deal. Mary and George Sr. rekindle their romance.
    TV-PG
  • 1:30 pm ET
    An Ugly Car, an Affair and Some Kickass Football
    Young Sheldon
    George Sr. is asked to help with the football team. Mandy discovers Georgie and Meemaw's secret business.
    TV-PG
  • 2:00 pm ET
    The One Where Monica Gets a Roommate
    Friends
    After Rachel leaves her fiance at the altar, she moves in with Monica and finds that independence is not so easy, particularly without Daddy's credit cards.
    TV-PG
  • 2:30 pm ET
    The One with the Sonogram
    Friends
    Ross is stunned to learn his ex-wife is pregnant with their child. Monica's dinner for her overly critical parents is a disaster.
    TV-PG
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One with the Thumb
    Friends
    The group loves Monica's new boyfriend. Chandler resumes smoking, and Phoebe receives a large sum of money unexpectedly.
    TV-PG
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One with George Stephanopoulos
    Friends
    While the men attend a hockey game and end up at a hospital, the women spy on President Clinton's top aide, George Stephanopoulos, who lives across the street. Rachel receives her first paycheck.
    TV-PG
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The One with the East German Laundry Detergent
    Friends
    While Phoebe and Chandler end their respective romantic relationships, Rachel and Ross do laundry together on their first date.
    TV-PG
  • 4:30 pm ET
    The One with the Butt
    Friends
    Joey gets a film role as a stand-in for Al Pacino's butt. Ross tries to be less conservative. Chandler has an affair with a married woman.
    TV-14 (S)
  • 5:00 pm ET
    The One with the Blackout
    Friends
    A citywide power outage leaves Chandler stranded in the vestibule for an automatic banking machine with gorgeous model Jill Connick. Ross tries to ask Rachel out on a date. Joey learns Monica used to be infatuated with him.
    TV-PG
  • 5:30 pm ET
    The One Where Nana Dies Twice
    Friends
    When Ross and Monica's grandmother dies, the whole gang attends the funeral service. Chandler questions his sexual persona when a co-worker wants to arrange a date for him with another guy.
    TV-14
  • 6:00 pm ET
    The One Where Underdog Gets Away
    Friends
    Monica intends to host a cozy Thanksgiving feast in her apartment with her friends but her plans go awry, and the feast becomes a fiasco.
    TV-PG
  • 6:30 pm ET
    The One with the Monkey
    Friends
    The friends promise to celebrate New Year's Eve without dates but soon all their plans change. Ross gets a pet monkey.
    TV-PG
  • 7:00 pm ET
    The One with Mrs. Bing
    Friends
    Chandler's flamboyant mother comes to New York for a visit. Phoebe and Monica cause a traffic accident.
    TV-PG
  • 7:30 pm ET
    The One with the Dozen Lasagnas
    Friends
    Rachel's Italian boyfriend tries to seduce Phoebe. Rachel accidentally reveals a secret to Ross. Monica's aunt refuses to take the lasagnas she ordered from Monica.
    TV-PG
  • 8:00 pm ET
    The Big Bear Precipitation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon shares a secret about Leonard when the two go on a weekend trip with Penny and Amy; Raj goes all out with pregnancy gifts.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 8:30 pm ET
    The Viewing Party Combustion
    The Big Bang Theory
    During a group get-together, a minor argument between Sheldon and Leonard turns into a heated debate, leaving the rest of the gang to choose sides.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 9:00 pm ET
    The Fermentation Bifurcation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon stays behind to spend quality time with the pregnant Bernadette when the rest of the gang toddles off to a wine-tasting event where they run into Penny's former boyfriend, and Raj introduces his new girlfriend.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 9:30 pm ET
    The Line Substitution Solution
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Sheldon decides he'd rather go to a movie screening than hang out with Amy, he hires Stuart to spend the day with her. Meanwhile Leonard's mother visits, and Penny just can't seem to connect with her.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 10:00 pm ET
    The Convergence Convergence
    The Big Bang Theory
    In the Season 9 finale, Leonard's recently divorced parents roll into town, as does Sheldon's holy-roller mother, and all hell breaks loose.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 10:30 pm ET
    The Conjugal Conjecture
    The Big Bang Theory
    In the Season 10 premiere, the gang deals with the awkward aftermath of an overnight liaison between Sheldon's mother and Leonard's father. Meanwhile, Penny's dysfunctional family is in town for the wedding.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 11:00 pm ET
    The Military Miniaturization
    The Big Bang Theory
    The guys heads are in a spin when an Air Force bigwig approaches them about their revolutionary gyroscope invention, and Bernadette is upset with Penny after she accidentally leaks a secret to the mom-to-be's coworkers about her being pregnant.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 11:30 pm ET
    The Dependence Transcendence
    The Big Bang Theory
    Howard and Leonard are putting in late nights at work and Sheldon is having trouble keeping up, Raj and a pregnant Bernadette spend a day together, and Penny and Amy take in a faculty party.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 12:00 am ET
    The Cohabitation Experimentation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Amy decide to move in together when her apartment floods. Meanwhile, Howard and Bernadette become upset when Raj learns the gender of their baby before they do.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 12:30 am ET
    The Hot Tub Contamination
    The Big Bang Theory
    Amy and Sheldon's live-in relationship may be in the toilet after he accuses her of not following the bathroom schedule. Meanwhile, Howard and Bernadette's secret staycation is interrupted by interfering interlopers who are sneaking into their hot tub.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 1:00 am ET
    The Fetal Kick Catalyst
    The Big Bang Theory
    Feeling his fetal offspring kick sends Howard on a baby-items buying binge with Raj, Sheldon and Amy host a brunch in their new digs, and Penny, by virtue of her virtuoso performance in "Serial Apist," is invited to a sci-fi convention.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 1:30 am ET
    The Veracity Elasticity
    The Big Bang Theory
    In order to remain Sheldon's roomie, Amy fibs about repairs being made to her apartment. Later, they present a episode of "Fun with Flags" in Penny's apartment.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 2:00 am ET
    Trophy Wife, Trophy Life
    American Dad
    After Stan is injured, Francine nurses him back to health and he becomes dependent to her. The family discovers Tuttle is a Korean reality show star.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 2:30 am ET
    Game Night
    American Dad
    Stan drags the family to a labyrinth for family game night; Roger gets some geese.
    TV-14 (DLSV)
  • 3:00 am ET
    American Data?
    American Dad
    Steve and the boys take part in a prison experiment to earn some cash. Meanwhile, Stan deals with the death of his CIA groundskeeper friend.
    TV-14 (DLSV)
  • 3:30 am ET
    Salute Your Sllort
    American Dad
    Steve's efforts to befriend a Swedish exchange student backfire in a big way; The family calls in an animal behaviorist to deal with Klaus.
    TV-14 (LV)
Tuesday, Jul 23

  • 4:00 am ET
    Ghost Dad
    American Dad
    Stan struggles to cope with the untimely death of his father. Meanwhile, a simple canoeing trip does catastrophic damage to Hayley and Jeff's relationship.
    TV-14 (DLV)
  • 4:30 am ET
    Men ll Boyz
    American Dad
    Klaus enlists Stan, Roger and Jeff to join him on a wild bachelor party weekend.
    TV-14 (DLSV)
  • 5:00 am ET
    First, Do No Farm
    American Dad
    Concerned that Hayley is too soft-hearted, Stan attempts to make her "farm tough" by turning the house into an urban homestead.
    TV-14 (DLSV)
  • 5:30 am ET
    Roger Needs Dick
    American Dad
    When one of Roger's characters falls in love with Dick it effects the whole family.
    TV-14 (DLSV)
  • 6:00 am ET
    The Old Country
    American Dad
    Steve pushes Stan to trace the Smith family's ancestry while Hayley and Francine go undercover as Sub Hub secret shoppers.
    TV-14 (DLSV)
  • 6:30 am ET
    Businessly Brunette
    American Dad
    Hayley takes off her headband and becomes a businesswoman; Stan plans a party.
    TV-14 (DLSV)
  • 7:00 am ET
    The Chilly Thrillies
    American Dad
    Francine explores ASMR with Roger. Steve gets a a pole in his head and a secret admirer.
    TV-14 (DSV)
  • 7:30 am ET
    Dammmm, Stan!
    American Dad
    Stan goes to great lengths to find the "right" couple's activity for him and Francine; Hayley and Steve look into some mysterious markings they find on the door frame.
    TV-14 (DLV)
  • 8:00 am ET
    Lost in Space Part 1
    Family Matters
    Urkel becomes the first student astronaut. Eddie becomes a meter maid.
    TV-G
  • 8:30 am ET
    Lost in Space Part 2
    Family Matters
    A wayward satellite hits Urkel's spacecraft. Meter-maid duty turns dangerous.
    TV-G
  • 9:00 am ET
    The Mama Who Came to Dinner
    Family Matters
    Mother Winslow asserts a little too much authority when she comes to live with her son Carl and his family.
    TV-G
  • 9:30 am ET
    Two Income Family
    Family Matters
    The Winslows must cut costs when Harriette loses her job as an elevator operator.
    TV-G
  • 10:00 am ET
    Short Story
    Family Matters
    The Winslow family members have mixed reactions when they realize they are the characters in a story Rachel has sold to a magazine.
    TV-G
  • 10:30 am ET
    Rachel's First Date
    Family Matters
    Desperate for some time alone with Harriette, Carl encourages Rachel to start dating again
    TV-G
  • 11:00 am ET
    A Tougher Nut and a Note on File
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon's search for a comic book leads him to a breakthrough. Also, Georgie and Mandy have an uncomfortable first encounter with her parents, Jim and Audrey.
    TV-PG
  • 11:30 am ET
    Legalese and a Whole Hoo-Ha
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon's database invention puts him at odds with the university. Also, the church takes issue with Meemaw's video store.
    TV-PG
  • 12:00 pm ET
    College Dropouts and the Medford Miracle
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon considers dropping out of college to focus on building his database. Also, George Sr. is frustrated when someone else gets credit for his football wins.
    TV-PG
  • 12:30 pm ET
    Pancake Sunday and Textbook Flirting
    Young Sheldon
    Mary struggles to make new friends while Mandy pushes Georgie to date another woman.
    TV-PG
  • 1:00 pm ET
    Ruthless, Toothless and a Week of Bed Rest
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon learns the university is building a database without him. Also, Mary takes care of a bedridden Mandy and Meemaw.
    TV-PG
  • 1:30 pm ET
    A Baby Shower and Testosterone-Rich Banter
    Young Sheldon
    Mary butts heads with Mandy's mother, and Sheldon attempts male bonding.
    TV-PG
  • 2:00 pm ET
    The One with the Boobies
    Friends
    Chandler sees Rachel nude. Joey learns his father is having an affair.
    TV-PG
  • 2:30 pm ET
    The One with the Candy Hearts
    Friends
    On Valentine's Day, Ross meets his ex-wife while on his first date in nine years. The girls rebel by burning mementos of past relationships.
    TV-PG
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One with the Stoned Guy
    Friends
    A restaurant owner interviews Monica for a chef's position. Ross asks Joey how to talk dirty to women.
    TV-14
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One with Two Parts: Part 1
    Friends
    Phoebe's twin sister causes confusion and conflict. Ross attends childbirth classes with his ex-wife and her girlfriend.
    TV-PG
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The One with Two Parts: Part 2
    Friends
    Rachel and Monica squabble over two handsome doctors. Ross ponders his impending fatherhood with his own father.
    TV-PG
  • 4:30 pm ET
    The One with All the Poker
    Friends
    The women lose money in a poker game with the men. After getting advice from a champion card player, they demand a rematch.
    TV-PG
  • 5:00 pm ET
    The One Where the Monkey Gets Away
    Friends
    Rachel accidentally lets Ross' pet monkey escape, and the friends form a search party. Rachel learns that her former best friend is engaged to marry Rachel's former fianc?.
    TV-PG
  • 5:30 pm ET
    The One with the Evil Orthodontist
    Friends
    Rachel reunites with her duplicitous ex-fiance. Chandler agonizes about a woman who doesn't call him after the first date.
    TV-14 (S)
  • 6:00 pm ET
    The One with the Fake Monica
    Friends
    Monica meets a woman who helps her live out her fantasies. Ross' pet monkey becomes sexually mature and makes everyone crazy.
    TV-PG
  • 6:30 pm ET
    The One with the Ick Factor
    Friends
    Monica finds out more than she wants to know about her latest love. Chandler's friends at work treat him differently since his promotion. Ross' ex-wife begins giving birth.
    TV-PG
  • 7:00 pm ET
    The One with the Birth
    Friends
    When Carol gives birth, Ross and Susan almost miss the event. Joey befriends an unmarried pregnant woman.
    TV-PG
  • 7:30 pm ET
    The One Where Rachel Finds Out
    Friends
    Rachel finds out about Ross' secret love for her but another surprise awaits her.
    TV-PG
  • 8:00 pm ET
    The Brain Bowl Incubation
    The Big Bang Theory
    A successful gene experiment leaves Sheldon excited to procreate with Amy, and he pulls out all stops to get her on board. Meanwhile, Raj is reluctant to reveal what the new woman in his life does for a living.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 8:30 pm ET
    The Geology Elevation
    The Big Bang Theory
    A geologist coworker's MacArthur Genius fellowship award leaves Sheldon stone cold jealous. Meanwhile, Howard stumbles upon a remote-control Stephen Hawking action figure that he invented. Hawking appears as himself.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 9:00 pm ET
    The Property Division Collision
    The Big Bang Theory
    A great divide develops between Sheldon and Leonard when it comes time to divvy up their shared belongings. Meanwhile, with Bernadette heading into her pregnancy homestretch, Raj and Stuart battle to be the one providing her the most help.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 9:30 pm ET
    The Birthday Synchronicity
    The Big Bang Theory
    The Wolowitz baby arrives, while Sheldon and Amy celebrate Amy's birthday.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 10:00 pm ET
    The Holiday Summation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Amy visit Leonard and Penny for the first time since the holidays and share details about their terrible trip to Texas.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 10:30 pm ET
    MLB on TBS Leadoff
    MLB Pre-Game on TBS
    No Rating Available
  • 11:00 pm ET
    New York Mets at New York Yankees
    MLB on TBS
    The New York Mets take on the New York Yankees. July 23, 2024, at 7:00 p.m.
    No Rating Available
  • 2:00 am ET
    MLB on TBS Closer
    MLB Post-Game on TBS
    No Rating Available
  • 2:30 am ET
    Suddenly, Last Summer
    Modern Family
    Mitch and Cam decide to get married. The kids are driving Phil and Claire crazy. They realize with some rescheduling, they can get all the kids out of the house and have a week to themselves. Jay and Gloria are preparing for Manny's solo trip to Colombia.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 3:00 am ET
    The Old Man & the Tree
    Modern Family
    Jay takes Manny to cut down their own Christmas tree, and Gloria is on edge with her mom in town. Elsewhere, Mitchell has to do last-minute shopping for Lily, and Cameron takes Lily to a charity event where they experience the true meaning of Christmas.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 3:30 am ET
    And One to Grow On
    Modern Family
    Phil tricks Luke into taking a dance class, but the white lie indirectly lands him in the slammer. Meanwhile, Jay and Gloria are throwing birthday parties for Manny and Joe, and Mitch and Cam get a rude awakening in the cutthroat world of wedding venues.
    TV-PG (DL)
Wednesday, Jul 24

  • 4:00 am ET
    Under Pressure
    Modern Family
    The high school open house puts the parents in a time warp when Claire is under pressure, Gloria encounters a mean mom, and Jay teaches Phil how to play hooky. Elsewhere, Mitchell encounters his judgmental neighbor, and Alex goes to see a therapist.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 4:30 am ET
    Three Dinners
    Modern Family
    Phil and Claire take Haley out to dinner to discuss her future, but Haley turns the tables. Elsewhere, Jay's friend Shorty and his wife Darlene are visiting, and Mitch and Cam try to have a dinner date where they don't talk about the wedding or Lily.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 5:00 am ET
    Ispy
    Modern Family
    Claire and Phil spy on Luke and Manny as they're hanging out with one of their questionable friends. Meanwhile, Gloria is mad at Jay because she thinks he had a dream about another woman, but Jay misinterprets her anger for another offense he committed.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 5:30 am ET
    The Feud
    Modern Family
    Phil is upset he lost his elected office to Gil Thorpe, and when he finds out Luke is facing Gil's kid in wrestling, things get personal. Mitch and Cam ask Claire to pick up Lily from school but neglect to mention that her class just had a lice scare.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 6:00 am ET
    Spring-a-Ding-Fling
    Modern Family
    Cameron is in charge of the school's spring dance, but when a popular teacher returns from sabbatical, a not-so-friendly competition blooms. And with Claire on chaperone duty, Phil gets Haley to accompany him to his annual realtor's banquet.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 6:30 am ET
    Other People's Children
    Modern Family
    Jay's determined to teach Luke about tools and impart some manly wisdom, and Claire, Gloria and Lily go shopping for Lily's flower girl dress. Meanwhile, Mitch, Cam, Alex and Manny go for a day at the museum, and Phil helps Andy with his anniversary gift.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 7:00 am ET
    Vegas
    Modern Family
    The adults are Vegas-bound when Jay's client gets them nice hotel accommodations, but Jay soon becomes obsessed with upgrading. Meanwhile, Claire hits the tables, Phil auditions for a secret society of magicians, and Cam ducks out of a spa day with Mitch.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 7:30 am ET
    A Hard Jay's Night
    Modern Family
    Mitch struggles to hide his feelings about the unflattering wedding topper Cam's dad whittled for them, Phil tries to help Gloria sell her pre-Jay apartment, and Claire and the kids go to Jay's to help him prep for the night with the family he's hosting.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 8:00 am ET
    Straight A's
    Family Matters
    Eddie thinks he must be getting smarter when he comes home with perfect marks until he learns the truth. His friend Rodney has played a joke on him.
    TV-G
  • 8:30 am ET
    Mr. Badwrench
    Family Matters
    While Carl unsuccessfully tries to install a shower, Rachel tries to convince everybody that her baby boy really can talk.
    TV-G
  • 9:00 am ET
    Body Damage
    Family Matters
    Carl is chosen to drive an antique police car in the Columbus Day parade, but Rachel wrecks the car and has to fix it before Carl finds out.
    TV-G
  • 9:30 am ET
    Stakeout
    Family Matters
    No small wonder why Policeman Carl Winslow likes his new partner. She's beautiful, shapely and likes to bowl!
    TV-G
  • 10:00 am ET
    False Arrest
    Family Matters
    Carl arrests the Winslow family's favorite television star, Buddy Goodrich.
    TV-G
  • 10:30 am ET
    Basketball Blues
    Family Matters
    Carl is determined to see Eddie make the basketball team, while Aunt Rachel experiments with gourmet recipes
    TV-G
  • 11:00 am ET
    A Frat Party, a Sleepover and the Mother of All Blisters
    Young Sheldon
    Paige drags Sheldon to a college party, and Missy gets caught in a lie.
    TV-PG
  • 11:30 am ET
    A Launch Party and a Whole Human Being
    Young Sheldon
    The Coopers can't be found as Mandy goes into labor. Also, Sheldon is excited about the launch of his database.
    TV-PG
  • 12:00 pm ET
    Teen Angst and a Smart-Boy Walk of Shame
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon confronts the failure of his database. Georgie and Mandy struggle as new parents. Missy feels forgotten.
    TV-PG
  • 12:30 pm ET
    A Stolen Truck and Going on the Lam
    Young Sheldon
    Missy steals her dad's truck and hits the road with her friend Paige.
    TV-PG
  • 1:00 pm ET
    A German Folk Song and an Actual Adult
    Young Sheldon
    Georgie goes on a birthday date, and Mary confronts Brenda about her relationship with George. Also, Sheldon takes an interest in Missy's favorite TV show.
    TV-PG
  • 1:30 pm ET
    Little Green Men and a Fella's Marriage Proposal
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon wants to search for life on other planets, and Mandy answers Georgie's marriage proposal. Also, Missy is caught between two friends.
    TV-PG
  • 2:00 pm ET
    The One with Ross's New Girlfriend
    Friends
    Rachel gets an unpleasant surprise when Ross returns home. Phoebe has varied success cutting the friends' hair.
    TV-14
  • 2:30 pm ET
    The One with the Breast Milk
    Friends
    Phoebe unwittingly disgusts everybody. Joey competes with a fellow salesman.
    TV-PG
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One Where Heckles Dies
    Friends
    The downstairs neighbor dies and bequeaths his strange possessions to Monica and Rachel.
    TV-PG
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One with Phoebe's Husband
    Friends
    Everyone is surprised when Phoebe's husband shows up.
    TV-PG
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The One with Five Steaks and an Eggplant
    Friends
    The friends want to give Ross a birthday party but disagree about money. Monica gets promoted and learns a tough lesson.
    TV-PG
  • 4:30 pm ET
    The One with the Baby on the Bus
    Friends
    Joey and Chandler try to attract women with baby Ben. Phoebe gets terminated from her singing job and replaced by a professional, Stephanie.
    TV-PG
  • 5:00 pm ET
    The One Where Ross Finds Out
    Friends
    Dramatic developments occur in Ross and Rachel's relationship. Chandler regrets asking Monica to help him lose weight.
    TV-PG
  • 5:30 pm ET
    The One with the List
    Friends
    Rachel makes a painful discovery concerning Ross. Monica's new boss gives her an impossible task.
    TV-PG
  • 6:00 pm ET
    The One with Phoebe's Dad
    Friends
    Phoebe learns the surprising truth about her father. Ross makes Monica's Christmas party guests miserable.
    TV-PG
  • 6:30 pm ET
    The One with Russ
    Friends
    Joey gets a great acting opportunity. Rachel dates a guy who is amazingly similar to Ross.
    TV-PG
  • 7:00 pm ET
    The One with the Lesbian Wedding
    Friends
    Carol and Susan prepare for their wedding with some help from an uncomfortable Ross.
    TV-PG
  • 7:30 pm ET
    The One After the Super Bowl: Part 1
    Friends
    Ross searches for his former pet monkey. Joey dates an obsessed fan.
    TV-PG
  • 8:00 pm ET
    The Emotion Detection Automation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon decides to test an MIT invention that can help read people's emotions. Meanwhile, Leonard has trouble hiding his emotions when Penny announces her brother is going to visit, and Raj gathers former girlfriends to ask for their dating advice.
    TV-PG
  • 8:30 pm ET
    The Locomotion Reverberation
    The Big Bang Theory
    With Sheldon hindering progress on the guidance-system project, Leonard and Stuart figure the only way they can get back on track is to engineer a distraction by getting him tickets to a historic railroad.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 9:00 pm ET
    The Allowance Evaporation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Amy is incensed when she discovers Sheldon has shared intimate relationship information with people at the University, and Raj is knocked for a loop when his father stops sending financial support.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 9:30 pm ET
    The Comic-Con Conundrum
    The Big Bang Theory
    Without financial backing from his father, Raj finds himself in a cash crunch and turns to Sheldon to help him get his head above water. Meanwhile, Penny considers crashing the guys' annual Comic-Con getaway.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 10:00 pm ET
    The Escape Hatch Identification
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard and Penny offer Sheldon's old room to Raj after he moves out of his apartment.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 10:30 pm ET
    The Collaboration Fluctuation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Raj moves in with Leonard and Penny and a period of adjustment begins for the three, while usually self-centered Sheldon shows surprising interest in Amy's work.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 11:00 pm ET
    The Recollection Dissipation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon is working overtime and pushing himself when he collaborates on projects with Leonard and Howard, and another one with Amy, all on the same day. Bernadette's maternity leave is running out and she must face going back to work.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 11:30 pm ET
    The Cognition Regeneration
    The Big Bang Theory
    Penny's job offer from a former boyfriend doesn't sit well with Leonard.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 12:00 am ET
    Ep. 251 - Dynamite 7/24/2024
    All Elite Wrestling: Dynamite
    All Elite Wrestling continues to inject new spirit, freshness, and energy into to mainstream wrestling featuring a world-class roster of diverse male and female wrestlers.
    TV-14 (DLV)
  • 2:00 am ET
    Australia
    Modern Family
    The entire family tags along as Phil fulfills his mom's wish for him to return to his roots and visit the country where he was conceived -- Australia. Unfortunately, Phil's attempts to embrace his native land are met by a lot of rejection.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 2:30 am ET
    Sleeper
    Modern Family
    Phil fails at his one task to stay home and wait for the repairman, forcing him to tell an elaborate lie to Claire. Meanwhile, Gloria is obsessing over a family portrait, and Claire accuses Cam of being too snobby to use her girls' hand-me-downs.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 3:00 am ET
    Message Received
    Modern Family
    Jay, Gloria and Manny challenge each other to step outside their comfort zone. Mitch and Cam's wedding is getting too big and costly, so they resort to selling a couple of their prized possessions. Meanwhile, the kids play a joke on Phil and Claire.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 3:30 am ET
    The Wedding, Part 1
    Modern Family
    Mitch and Cam's big day is finally here and nothing can ruin it -- until nothing turns into a whole lot of somethings. Meanwhile, Jay and Gloria host the Tuckers, Phil squeezes in an eye procedure, and Claire embraces her role as "best woman."
    TV-PG (D)
Thursday, Jul 25

  • 4:00 am ET
    The Wedding, Part 2
    Modern Family
    The wedding day chaos continues as guests start to get testy, Mitchell and Cameron are feeling discouraged, and poor Claire starts showing physical wear and tear. But an unexpected turn of events leads to the ceremony we've all been waiting for.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 4:30 am ET
    White Christmas
    Modern Family
    In hopes of the perfect white Christmas she never had in Columbia, Gloria rents a cabin in the mountains for the whole family, including Andy, to celebrate the Christmas holiday. Unfortunately, when they get there, it's anything but.
    TV-PG (DLS)
  • 5:00 am ET
    The Long Honeymoon
    Modern Family
    This summer has been blissful in the Dunphy house, but when Alex returns home from a trip, there is an immediate shift in mood. Elsewhere, Mitch and Cam have returned from their honeymoon, and Mitch is acclimating to real life much quicker than Cameron.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 5:30 am ET
    Do Not Push
    Modern Family
    Jay and Gloria can't agree on what kind of gift to give for their anniversary. Meanwhile, the Dunphys go to Alex's college tour, Claire tries to convince Alex to stay close to home, and Phil, Luke and Haley break off to participate in a psyche experiment.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 6:00 am ET
    The Cold
    Modern Family
    Phil is putting together Mitch and Cam's wedding video for a special family screening, but when the footage reveals that he is responsible for a horrible cold that has plagued the family, he must do some creative editing.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 6:30 am ET
    Marco Polo
    Modern Family
    The Dunphys move into a hotel room while their house is getting treated for mold. Phil sees this as a chance to spend quality time together, but Claire and the kids are less excited. Gloria becomes overprotective when Manny starts dating an older girl.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 7:00 am ET
    Won't You Be Our Neighbor
    Modern Family
    Phil is selling the house next door and he and Claire are excited by the prospect of having wonderful new neighbors. Jay forbids Manny to see his new girlfriend. Elsewhere, Mitch and Cam are determined to switch Lily out of Mrs. Plank's class.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 7:30 am ET
    Halloween 3: Awesomeland
    Modern Family
    Even though Halloween is Claire's holiday, she allows Phil to take over this year. Gloria picks out costumes for her and Jay, but Jay wants to be Prince Charming instead. Elsewhere, Cameron gets overwhelmed, and Mitchell is busy with a huge case.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 8:00 am ET
    The Quilt
    Family Matters
    Laura has a garage sale and mistakenly sells Mother Winslow's priceless 200-year-old quilt.
    TV-G
  • 8:30 am ET
    Laura's First Date
    Family Matters
    Laura's first date turns into a nightmare when three boys show up to take her to the school dance.
    TV-G
  • 9:00 am ET
    Man's Best Friend
    Family Matters
    The children bring home a stray dog that has a habit of chewing on things and Carl changes his mind about pets.
    TV-G
  • 9:30 am ET
    Baker's Dozens
    Family Matters
    Policeman Carl Winslow's recipe for lemon tarts leads to a family business venture.
    TV-G
  • 10:00 am ET
    The Big Reunion
    Family Matters
    Carl is too embarrassed to attend his high school reunion because of the weight he's gained.
    TV-G
  • 10:30 am ET
    The Party
    Family Matters
    Things get out of control when the Winslow children are left alone for the evening.
    TV-G
  • 11:00 am ET
    A New Weather Girl and a Stay-at-Home Coddler
    Young Sheldon
    Mandy gets an exciting job opportunity, and Sheldon worries that he's falling behind. Also, Georgie takes his daughter to work.
    TV-PG
  • 11:30 am ET
    German for Beginners and a Crazy Old Man with a Bat
    Young Sheldon
    The gambling room gets broken into, and Sheldon wants to study abroad. Also, Missy makes a new friend.
    TV-PG
  • 12:00 pm ET
    A Romantic Getaway and a Germanic Meat-Based Diet
    Young Sheldon
    Mandy surprises Georgie with a spa weekend, and Sheldon prepares for his summer in Germany.
    TV-PG
  • 12:30 pm ET
    A Tornado, a Ten-Hour Flight and a Darn Fine Ring
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon and Mary head to Germany while the rest of the Cooper family braves a tornado that is heading straight for Medford.
    TV-PG
  • 1:00 pm ET
    Pilot
    Young Sheldon
    Meet 9-year-old Sheldon and his family on the series premiere! Sheldon learns that his high intelligence isn't always helpful growing up in East Texas, where church and football are king.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 1:30 pm ET
    Rockets, Communists and the Dewey Decimal System
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon goes on a quest to make his first friend.
    TV-PG
  • 2:00 pm ET
    The One After the Super Bowl: Part 2
    Friends
    Ross spends some quality time with Marcel, his former pet monkey. Chandler gets a big surprise from a sexy former classmate.
    TV-PG
  • 2:30 pm ET
    The One with the Prom Video
    Friends
    Monica's old home video shows Ross' true feelings for Rachel. Joey gives a gaudy gift to Chandler.
    TV-PG
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One Where Ross and Rachel...You Know
    Friends
    Ross and Rachel encounter obstacles to romance. Monica becomes enamored with a handsome, older doctor.
    TV-14 (S)
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One Where Joey Moves Out
    Friends
    Monica's parents find out about her middle-aged boyfriend. Chandler and Joey argue and it could mean the end of their living arrangement.
    TV-PG
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The One Where Eddie Moves In
    Friends
    Joey wants to move back in with Chandler, but there's a new problem. Phoebe tapes a rock video. Ross upsets Monica.
    TV-PG
  • 4:30 pm ET
    The One Where Dr. Ramoray Dies
    Friends
    Monica and Richard experience the same romantic problems as Rachel and Ross. Joey's ill-advised comments to a fan magazine threaten his acting career.
    TV-14 (S)
  • 5:00 pm ET
    The One Where Eddie Won't Go
    Friends
    Chandler wants his annoying new roommate to move out. Joey's exorbitant bills come due. The women learn from a book about personal empowerment.
    TV-PG
  • 5:30 pm ET
    The One Where Old Yeller Dies
    Friends
    Monica's boyfriend impresses Chandler and Joey. Phoebe finds out what she missed as a child.
    TV-PG
  • 6:00 pm ET
    The One with the Bullies
    Friends
    Two bullies eject Chandler and Ross from Central Perk. Phoebe meets a brother she never knew she had.
    TV-PG
  • 6:30 pm ET
    The One with the Two Parties
    Friends
    Rachel gets a surprise at her birthday party when her parents show up.
    TV-PG
  • 7:00 pm ET
    The One with the Chicken Pox
    Friends
    When Phoebe catches chickenpox, her chances for romance with a former lover are almost ruined. Monica worries that she is too strange for Richard.
    TV-PG
  • 7:30 pm ET
    The One with Barry and Mindy's Wedding
    Friends
    Rachel is a bridesmaid at her ex-fianc?'s wedding. Monica and Richard's relationship is jeopardized when the subject of children is discussed.
    TV-PG
  • 8:00 pm ET
    The Separation Agitation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leaving baby Halley in day care proves to be tough for Bernadette after she starts back to work, and geologist Bert digs up a girlfriend, but some of his colleagues think she's a gold digger.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 8:30 pm ET
    The Gyroscopic Collapse
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard, Sheldon and Wolowitz celebrate the successful completion of their top-secret military project, until an unpleasant surprise leaves their heads spinning. Amy considers an offer of a summer position as a visiting researcher.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 9:00 pm ET
    The Long Distance Dissonance
    The Big Bang Theory
    On the Season 10 finale, Sheldon's former admirer, Dr. Ramona Nowitzki, turns up while Amy is visiting Princeton, and the gang is extremely concerned.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 9:30 pm ET
    The Proposal Proposal
    The Big Bang Theory
    Season 11 begins with Amy giving Sheldon an answer to his marriage proposal. Meanwhile, Howard and Bernadette struggle with some unexpected news.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 10:00 pm ET
    The Retraction Reaction
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard angers the university and the entire physics community when he gives an embarrassing radio interview. Meanwhile, Amy and Bernadette bond over having to hide their success from Sheldon and Howard.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 10:30 pm ET
    The Explosion Implosion
    The Big Bang Theory
    Wolowitz and Sheldon bond over their relationships with their disappointing fathers when they drive to the desert to shoot off a model rocket. Leonard's mom finds a new best friend in Penny, much to Leonard's dismay.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 11:00 pm ET
    The Collaboration Contamination
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Raj confide in Bernadette when they can't handle Amy and Howard working together. Penny and Leonard learn new tactics on how to deal with Sheldon and they come from an unlikely source.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 11:30 pm ET
    The Proton Regeneration
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon goes head-to-head with Wil Wheaton for the role of the new Professor Proton. Penny steps in and takes care of Halley when Bernadette and Howard both wind up on bed rest.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 12:00 am ET
    The Geology Methodology
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Bert collaborate on a research project, despite Sheldon's embarrassment. Penny and Bernadette coach Koothrappali on how to navigate his relationship with Ruchi.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 12:30 am ET
    The Tesla Recoil
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard and Howard are furious after they learn Sheldon went to work with the military behind their backs. Bernadette is on bed rest, and she asks Raj to do some digging when she suspects Ruchi is trying to steal her job.
    TV-PG (DLS)
  • 1:00 am ET
    The Bitcoin Entanglement
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon tries to teach the guys a lesson after they cut him out of a potentially valuable Bitcoin investment. Also, a seven-year-old video reveals a secret about Leonard and Penny's relationship.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 1:30 am ET
    The Confidence Erosion
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Amy try to eliminate stress from wedding planning by applying math to the process. Raj "breaks up" with Howard after realizing his best friend is actually hurting his confidence.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 2:00 am ET
    Tournament of Losers
    Impractical Jokers
    Uh oh! Kicking good people out and stealing from strangers is what's on the agenda for the Jokers this week, with one of them ruining the entire night of a whole sports bar in tonight's big punishment!
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 2:30 am ET
    Paula Abdul
    Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes
    Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes packs classic, fan-favorite episodes with shareable pop-up facts, behind-the-scenes stories and surprising factoids directly from the Jokers.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 3:00 am ET
    Big Momma's House
    An undercover FBI agent does "heavy" duty when he poses as a 300-pound grandmother to catch a crook.
    TV-14 (DLV)
Friday, Jul 26

  • 5:15 am ET
    Big Momma's House 2
    Big Momma's back ... and she's bringing down the house in this action-comedy sequel starring Martin Lawrence.
    TV-14 (DLV)
  • 7:15 am ET
    Big Momma's House
    An undercover FBI agent does "heavy" duty when he poses as a 300-pound grandmother to catch a crook.
    TV-14 (DLV)
  • 9:30 am ET
    Tournament of Losers
    Impractical Jokers
    Uh oh! Kicking good people out and stealing from strangers is what's on the agenda for the Jokers this week, with one of them ruining the entire night of a whole sports bar in tonight's big punishment!
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 10:00 am ET
    Sitting Pretty
    Family Matters
    The Winslow home turns into a day care center when Laura's baby-sitting business backfire
    TV-G
  • 10:30 am ET
    In a Jam
    Family Matters
    While Carl Winslow auditions for a job as a television traffic reporter, Eddie helps Steve with a school bully.
    TV-G
  • 11:00 am ET
    Poker, Faith and Eggs
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon's faith is shaken when his dad goes to the hospital.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 11:30 am ET
    A Therapist, a Comic Book and a Breakfast Sausage
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon refuses to eat solid food after a choking scare.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 12:00 pm ET
    A Solar Calculator, a Game Ball and a Cheerleader's Bosom
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon helps his father coach the football team.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 12:30 pm ET
    A Patch, a Modem and a Zantac
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon is determined to prove a NASA rep wrong.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 1:00 pm ET
    A Brisket, Voodoo and Cannonball Run
    Young Sheldon
    Meemaw refuses to give George Sr. her brisket recipe.
    TV-PG (LS)
  • 1:30 pm ET
    Cape Canaveral, Schrodinger's Cat and Cyndi Lauper's Hair
    Young Sheldon
    George takes his sons to see a space shuttle launch.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 2:00 pm ET
    The One with the Princess Leia Fantasy
    Friends
    Ross' secret fantasy doesn't stay secret for long after he confides in Rachel. Chandler resumes an old relationship.
    TV-PG
  • 2:30 pm ET
    The One Where No One's Ready
    Friends
    Ross becomes frantic trying to get everyone ready to leave to hear his speech at the museum.
    TV-PG
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One with the Jam
    Friends
    Monica wants to have a baby. A man is stalking Phoebe.
    TV-PG
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One with the Metaphorical Tunnel
    Friends
    Chandler wants to commit to a relationship with Janice. Phoebe poses as Joey's agent.
    TV-PG
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The One with Frank Jr.
    Friends
    Phoebe tries to be more friendly with her half-brother. Ross meets Isabella Rossellini.
    TV-PG
  • 4:30 pm ET
    The One with the Flashback
    Friends
    The friends recall secrets from their pasts.
    TV-PG
  • 5:00 pm ET
    The One with the Race Car Bed
    Friends
    Joey sees Janice kissing her husband, whom she is divorcing while she dates Chandler. Rachel's father clashes with Ross.
    TV-PG
  • 5:30 pm ET
    The One with the Giant Poking Device
    Friends
    Chandler and Janice make a difficult decision about their relationship. Monica accidentally injures Ben and tries to hide it from Ross.
    TV-PG
  • 6:00 pm ET
    The One with the Football
    Friends
    On Thanksgiving, a good-natured football game between the friends reveals some serious rivalries.
    TV-PG
  • 6:30 pm ET
    The One Where Rachel Quits
    Friends
    Rachel wonders if she'll ever get another job after she quits Central Perk. Joey's new job selling Christmas trees upsets Phoebe. Ross breaks a little girl's leg.
    TV-PG
  • 7:00 pm ET
    The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister
    Friends
    Rachel meets a handsome stranger, who might help her career. Chandler gets into trouble with Joey's sisters.
    TV-14
  • 7:30 pm ET
    The One with All the Jealousy
    Friends
    Ross overreacts when Rachel starts working with a handsome guy. Monica becomes enamored with a sexy busboy.
    TV-PG
  • 8:00 pm ET
    Tournament of Losers
    Impractical Jokers
    Uh oh! Kicking good people out and stealing from strangers is what's on the agenda for the Jokers this week, with one of them ruining the entire night of a whole sports bar in tonight's big punishment!
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 8:30 pm ET
    The Celebration Reverberation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Howard plan birthday celebrations for Amy and Halley, respectively. Leonard receives a Christmas letter from his brother that causes him to spiral out about his own lack of accomplishments.
    TV-14 (D)
  • 9:00 pm ET
    The Matrimonial Metric
    The Big Bang Theory
    To discover who would be most qualified to be best man and maid of honor at their wedding, Sheldon and Amy subject their friends to a series of secret experiments. Also, Penny reveals her true feelings about Amy.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 9:30 pm ET
    The Solo Oscillation
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Sheldon kicks Amy out to work solo, she and Leonard bond during a series of science experiments. Bert replaces Howard in the band Footprints on the Moon, and Sheldon finds Penny a surprising source of scientific inspiration.
    TV-PG
  • 10:00 pm ET
    The Separation Triangulation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Raj learns the woman he's dating has a very upset husband. Sheldon rents his old room for a quiet place to work.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 10:30 pm ET
    The Novelization Correlation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon petitions Wil Wheaton to appear on the new "Professor Proton Show", but Wil offers a role to Amy instead. Penny gets angry when she thinks the female protagonist in Leonard's novel is based on her.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 11:00 pm ET
    The Neonatal Nomenclature
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Bernadette won't go in labor, all her friends try different tactics to get things started. Howard confronts Bernadette after Amy accidentally reveals she's already chosen their son's name.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 11:30 pm ET
    The Athenaeum Allocation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard jumps through hoops to help secure the perfect wedding venue for Sheldon and Amy. Bernadette and Howard have a hard time deciding who should stay home with the kids and who should go back to work.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 12:00 am ET
    Bad Boys
    Two South Miami cops must find $100 million in stolen heroin before their department is shut down. In a race against time, Burnett and Lowrey track a master thief into the Miami underworld, dodging bullets and bad guys along the way.
    TV-14 (DLV)
  • 1:54 am ET
    Bad Boys II
    Miami detectives Marcus Burnett and Mike Lowrey are back in a war on the drug Ecstasy on the streets of Miami.
    TV-14 (DLSV)
Saturday, Jul 27

  • 4:54 am ET
    Paul Blart: Mall Cop
    A single, suburban dad tries to make ends meet as a security officer at a New Jersey mall. It's a job he takes very seriously, though no one else does.
    TV-PG (DLV)
  • 7:00 am ET
    Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2
    After six years of keeping our malls safe, Paul Blart has earned a well-deserved vacation. So he heads off to Las Vegas with his teenage daughter before she leaves to go to college. But crime never takes a holiday, and when duty calls, Blart answers.
    TV-PG (V)
  • 9:00 am ET
    The Candidate
    Family Matters
    Eddie runs for president of the freshman class because he thinks it will make him more popular with girls.
    TV-G
  • 9:30 am ET
    Bowl Me Over
    Family Matters
    Battle lines are drawn in the Winslow family when the women challenge the men to a bowling match.
    TV-G
  • 10:00 am ET
    Queer Eyes, Full Hearts
    Modern Family
    Phil and Claire don't know how to feel about Haley and Andy spending a lot of time together. Gloria is pushing Manny to learn Spanish instead of French, so she hires a Spanish tutor. Meanwhile, Mitch and Cam meet a popular news reporter.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 10:30 am ET
    Three Turkeys
    Modern Family
    Phil and Luke are cooking Thanksgiving dinner this year, but Claire has no confidence in them and prepares a secret backup turkey. Meanwhile, Jay and Gloria's plans to spend the holiday away are ruined when the family dinner gets moved to their house.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 11:00 am ET
    Strangers in the Night
    Modern Family
    When Alex tells Phil and Claire she has a boyfriend, they worry they've put too much pressure on her and she's made up an imaginary boyfriend. Jay and Gloria have parties that they are dragging each other to, but Jay has a plan to get himself out of it.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 11:30 am ET
    Haley's 21st Birthday
    Modern Family
    Haley is turning 21 and the family is taking her to celebrate! Claire wants Haley to start seeing her as a friend, Mitch and Cam realize they aren't as cool as they thought, and Phil and Jay's pit stop to pick up Haley's new car becomes a disaster.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 12:00 pm ET
    The Day We Almost Died
    Modern Family
    While driving, the Dunphys and Manny have a near-death experience, causing everyone involved to reevaluate their lives, while the rest of the family has to bear the brunt of all their new attitudes.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 12:30 pm ET
    The Big Guns
    Modern Family
    Claire is furious about neighbors Ronnie and Amber's eye-sore of a boat on their front lawn, and it soon becomes an all-out war. Elsewhere, Jay is trying to potty train Joe, and Cam takes Lily to clown school behind Mitchell's back.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 1:00 pm ET
    Tournament of Losers
    Impractical Jokers
    Uh oh! Kicking good people out and stealing from strangers is what's on the agenda for the Jokers this week, with one of them ruining the entire night of a whole sports bar in tonight's big punishment!
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 1:30 pm ET
    The One with Phoebe's Ex-Partner
    Friends
    Phoebe's ex-singing partner wants to make Phoebe's signature song, Smelly Cat, a commercial success. Chandler dates a woman with a handicap.
    TV-PG
  • 2:00 pm ET
    The One Where Ross and Rachel Take a Break
    Friends
    Phoebe becomes involved with a foreign diplomat. Ross becomes involved with another woman after a fight with Rachel.
    TV-PG
  • 2:30 pm ET
    The One the Morning After
    Friends
    Ross wakes up with Chloe but an oblivious Rachel wants to resume their relationship.
    TV-PG
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One Without the Ski Trip
    Friends
    Ross and Rachel remain apart while their friends feel forced to choose between them.
    TV-PG
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One with the Hypnosis Tape
    Friends
    Phoebe is distraught when her brother wants to marry a woman twice his age. While working as a waitress, Monica gets a tip from an admirer worth a small fortune. A hypnosis tape makes Chandler act like a woman.
    TV-PG
  • 4:00 pm ET
    Paul Blart: Mall Cop
    A single, suburban dad tries to make ends meet as a security officer at a New Jersey mall. It's a job he takes very seriously, though no one else does.
    TV-PG (DLV)
  • 6:00 pm ET
    Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2
    After six years of keeping our malls safe, Paul Blart has earned a well-deserved vacation. So he heads off to Las Vegas with his teenage daughter before she leaves to go to college. But crime never takes a holiday, and when duty calls, Blart answers.
    TV-PG (V)
  • 8:00 pm ET
    The Addams Family
    Members of the mysterious and spooky Addams family -- Gomez, Morticia, Pugsley, Wednesday, Uncle Fester and Grandma -- encounter a shady TV personality who despises their eerie hilltop mansion.
    No Rating Available
  • 10:00 pm ET
    Despicable Me
    When a criminal mastermind uses a trio of orphan girls as pawns for a grand scheme, he finds their love is profoundly changing him for the better.
    TV-PG (V)
  • 12:00 am ET
    Despicable Me 2
    When Gru, the world's most super-bad turned super-dad has been recruited by a team of officials to stop lethal muscle and a host of Gru's own, He has to fight back with new gadgetry, cars, and more minion madness.
    TV-PG (V)
  • 2:03 am ET
    Despicable Me 3
    After being fired from the Anti-Villain League for failing to take down the latest bad guy, Gru meets his long-lost, charming, cheerful, and more successful twin brother Dru, who wants to team up with him for one last criminal heist.
    TV-PG (V)
Sunday, Jul 28

  • 4:00 am ET
    The Wedding Singer
    Wedding singer Robbie Hart gets dumped at the altar by his fiancée. He meets Julia, who is engaged to the wrong guy, and he falls in love with her. He then tries to figure out how he can make her realize what a jerk her fiancée, Glen, really is.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 6:00 am ET
    Two Weeks Notice
    TV-14 (D)
  • 8:00 am ET
    Bad Teacher
    TV-14 (DLS)
  • 10:00 am ET
    Rash Decisions
    Modern Family
    Phil is feeling the teenage cold shoulder from Luke, and with Andy hanging around a lot recently, he steps in as his new right-hand man. Meanwhile, Gloria and the doctors suspect that Joe's allergic to Stella, which leaves Jay in a very tough predicament.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 10:30 am ET
    Fight or Flight
    Modern Family
    After a reunion weekend with Phil's cheer buddies, Claire snags the only first-class seat left on the return flight home, leaving Phil in coach. Meanwhile, Gloria forces Jay to teach Manny how to defend himself against a bully in his cooking class.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 11:00 am ET
    Connection Lost
    Modern Family
    Claire gets stuck at the airport and is desperate to reach Haley after a big fight. After FaceTiming with the family to help track her down, Claire turns to online snooping, which becomes disturbing, and everyone gets sucked into the drama.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 11:30 am ET
    Closet? You'll Love It!
    Modern Family
    Jay and Claire scramble to shoot a Pritchett Closets commercial in response to their competitor's new and catchy ad. A peeping Tom keeps using a drone to spy on Gloria sun-bathing. Elsewhere, a tone-deaf Lily prepares to perform in her school talent show.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 12:00 pm ET
    Spring Break
    Modern Family
    Spring break has Claire doing spring cleaning, and Phil struggles when Luke outperforms him at seemingly everything. Haley takes Alex to a music festival to take her mind off college, and Gloria and Jay try to give up soap operas and cigars respectively.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 12:30 pm ET
    The One with the Tiny T-Shirt
    Friends
    Ross is upset when Rachel returns his personal belongings and dates Mark. Monica dates a millionaire.
    TV-PG
  • 1:00 pm ET
    The One with the Dollhouse
    Friends
    Joey thinks he's found his true love. Rachel's boss dates Chandler, creating big trouble for Rachel. Monica inherits a dollhouse.
    TV-14 (S)
  • 1:30 pm ET
    The One with a Chick and a Duck
    Friends
    When Pete buys a restaurant, Monica must make a difficult decision. Ross makes a sacrifice for Rachel. Joey buys Chandler an unusual pet.
    TV-PG
  • 2:00 pm ET
    The One with the Screamer
    Friends
    Ross tries to convince Rachel that her date is psychotic. Joey's play gets terrible reviews.
    TV-PG
  • 2:30 pm ET
    Tournament of Losers
    Impractical Jokers
    Uh oh! Kicking good people out and stealing from strangers is what's on the agenda for the Jokers this week, with one of them ruining the entire night of a whole sports bar in tonight's big punishment!
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 3:00 pm ET
    Friends With Benefits
    Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis star in this enticing romantic comedy about a couple of friends challenging the clichés of love.
    TV-14 (DLS)
  • 5:15 pm ET
    Forgetting Sarah Marshall
    Full-frontal hilarity ensues when a depressed composer winds up at the same Hawaiian resort as his TV star ex-girlfriend in this riotous comedy. Jason Segel, Mila Kunis, Kristen Bell.
    TV-14 (DLSV)
  • 7:45 pm ET
    Bad Teacher
    TV-14 (DLS)
  • 9:45 pm ET
    We're the Millers
    TV-14 (DLSV)
  • 12:00 am ET
    The Gates Excitation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Penny gets the opportunity to host Bill Gates at work when his company wants to partner with her pharmaceutical company. Leonard, Raj and Howard do everything in their power to meet him, while Sheldon thinks he is the victim of an April Fools' prank.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 12:30 am ET
    The Tenant Disassociation
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Leonard learns Sheldon is the president of the tenants association, he decides to run against him. Bernadette encourages Howard and Raj to find the owner of a drone after they find it in the backyard.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 1:00 am ET
    The Reclusive Potential
    The Big Bang Theory
    Reclusive scientist, Doctor Wolcott, invites Sheldon to his cabin in the middle of nowhere, and Leonard, Raj and Howard go along. Penny and Bernadette improvise after Amy doesn't like the tame bachelorette party they planned for her.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 1:30 am ET
    The Comet Polarization
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon's comic book store experience changes when writer Neil Gaiman puts Stuart's store on the map. Raj takes credit for Penny's astronomical discovery, and friendships are threatened.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 2:00 am ET
    The Monetary Insufficiency
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon goes to Vegas to win money for science. Penny and Bernadette take Amy wedding dress shopping, but her terrible choice entangles them in a web of lies.
    TV-PG
  • 2:30 am ET
    The Sibling Realignment
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Sheldon learns that his mother won't attend his wedding unless he invites his brother, George, he and Leonard travel to Texas to end a family feud. The Wolowitz kids inadvertently infest Amy, Bernadette, Howard and Raj with pinkeye.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 3:00 am ET
    Tournament of Losers
    Impractical Jokers
    Uh oh! Kicking good people out and stealing from strangers is what's on the agenda for the Jokers this week, with one of them ruining the entire night of a whole sports bar in tonight's big punishment!
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 3:30 am ET
    Paula Abdul
    Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes
    Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes packs classic, fan-favorite episodes with shareable pop-up facts, behind-the-scenes stories and surprising factoids directly from the Jokers.
    TV-14 (DL)
Monday, Jul 29

  • 4:00 am ET
    We're the Millers
    TV-14 (DLSV)
  • 6:30 am ET
    Forgetting Sarah Marshall
    Full-frontal hilarity ensues when a depressed composer winds up at the same Hawaiian resort as his TV star ex-girlfriend in this riotous comedy. Jason Segel, Mila Kunis, Kristen Bell.
    TV-14 (DLSV)
  • 9:00 am ET
    Tournament of Losers
    Impractical Jokers
    Uh oh! Kicking good people out and stealing from strangers is what's on the agenda for the Jokers this week, with one of them ruining the entire night of a whole sports bar in tonight's big punishment!
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 9:30 am ET
    Rachel's Place
    Family Matters
    Steve Urkel burns down the local hamburger place while playing chef. Rachel buys the burned out restaurant with Mother Winslow's help.
    TV-G
  • 10:00 am ET
    Torn Between Two Lovers
    Family Matters
    Steve Urkel overhears a conversation in which Rachel confesses her interest in Steve. Urkel assumes he is the object of her affection.
    TV-G
  • 10:30 am ET
    Marriage 101
    Family Matters
    Laura is assigned Steve Urkel as a husband in a school project. Harriette feels taken for granted when Carl cancels a romantic dinner with her to go to a hockey game.
    TV-G
  • 11:00 am ET
    Spock, Kirk and Testicular Hernia
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon tutors his brother when his grades threaten football.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 11:30 am ET
    An Eagle Feather, a String Bean and an Eskimo
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon interviews with a school for gifted children.
    TV-PG
  • 12:00 pm ET
    Demons, Sunday School and Prime Numbers
    Young Sheldon
    A trip to Sunday school inspires Sheldon to study religions.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 12:30 pm ET
    A Computer, a Plastic Pony and a Case of Beer
    Young Sheldon
    Mary and the twins move in with Meemaw after a fight.
    TV-PG
  • 1:00 pm ET
    A Sneeze, Detention and Sissy Spacek
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon's germophobia lands him in detention.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 1:30 pm ET
    Potato Salad, a Broomstick and Dad's Whiskey
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon and Missy are left home alone for the first time.
    TV-PG
  • 2:00 pm ET
    The One Where Monica Gets a Roommate
    Friends
    After Rachel leaves her fiance at the altar, she moves in with Monica and finds that independence is not so easy, particularly without Daddy's credit cards.
    TV-PG
  • 2:30 pm ET
    The One with the Sonogram
    Friends
    Ross is stunned to learn his ex-wife is pregnant with their child. Monica's dinner for her overly critical parents is a disaster.
    TV-PG
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One with the Thumb
    Friends
    The group loves Monica's new boyfriend. Chandler resumes smoking, and Phoebe receives a large sum of money unexpectedly.
    TV-PG
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One with George Stephanopoulos
    Friends
    While the men attend a hockey game and end up at a hospital, the women spy on President Clinton's top aide, George Stephanopoulos, who lives across the street. Rachel receives her first paycheck.
    TV-PG
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The One with the East German Laundry Detergent
    Friends
    While Phoebe and Chandler end their respective romantic relationships, Rachel and Ross do laundry together on their first date.
    TV-PG
  • 4:30 pm ET
    The One with the Butt
    Friends
    Joey gets a film role as a stand-in for Al Pacino's butt. Ross tries to be less conservative. Chandler has an affair with a married woman.
    TV-14 (S)
  • 5:00 pm ET
    The One with the Blackout
    Friends
    A citywide power outage leaves Chandler stranded in the vestibule for an automatic banking machine with gorgeous model Jill Connick. Ross tries to ask Rachel out on a date. Joey learns Monica used to be infatuated with him.
    TV-PG
  • 5:30 pm ET
    The One Where Nana Dies Twice
    Friends
    When Ross and Monica's grandmother dies, the whole gang attends the funeral service. Chandler questions his sexual persona when a co-worker wants to arrange a date for him with another guy.
    TV-14
  • 6:00 pm ET
    The One Where Underdog Gets Away
    Friends
    Monica intends to host a cozy Thanksgiving feast in her apartment with her friends but her plans go awry, and the feast becomes a fiasco.
    TV-PG
  • 6:30 pm ET
    The One with the Monkey
    Friends
    The friends promise to celebrate New Year's Eve without dates but soon all their plans change. Ross gets a pet monkey.
    TV-PG
  • 7:00 pm ET
    The One with Mrs. Bing
    Friends
    Chandler's flamboyant mother comes to New York for a visit. Phoebe and Monica cause a traffic accident.
    TV-PG
  • 7:30 pm ET
    The One with the Dozen Lasagnas
    Friends
    Rachel's Italian boyfriend tries to seduce Phoebe. Rachel accidentally reveals a secret to Ross. Monica's aunt refuses to take the lasagnas she ordered from Monica.
    TV-PG
  • 8:00 pm ET
    The Bow Tie Asymmetry
    The Big Bang Theory
    In the Season 11 finale, when Amy's parents and Sheldon's family arrive for the wedding, everybody is focused on making sure all goes according to plan -- everyone except the bride and groom.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 8:30 pm ET
    The Conjugal Configuration
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Amy's honeymoon runs aground in New York, while Penny and Leonard discover they are uncomfortably similar to Amy's parents, Mr. and Mrs. Fowler. Raj insults physicist Neil deGrasse Tyson and starts a twitter war.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 9:00 pm ET
    The Wedding Gift Wormhole
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Amy drive themselves crazy trying to figure out what "perfect gift" Leonard and Penny gave them for their wedding. Raj decides he wants to settle down and asks his father to arrange a marriage for him.
    TV-PG
  • 9:30 pm ET
    The Procreation Calculation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Howard's life gets complicated when Stuart starts bringing his new girlfriend home. Penny and Leonard talk about starting a family while Raj explores an arranged marriage.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 10:00 pm ET
    The Tam Turbulence
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon won't tell anyone why he's never mentioned Tam, his childhood best friend, so Leonard takes matters into his own hands. Bernadette and Penny take out Raj's fiance, Anu, for dinner to get the skinny on her.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 10:30 pm ET
    The Planetarium Collision
    The Big Bang Theory
    Amy doesn't have time to work on a project, so Sheldon goes to great lengths to ensure she can work with him even if it means sabotaging her career in the process. Raj doesn't want Howard to join him in hosting a show at the planetarium.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 11:00 pm ET
    The Imitation Perturbation
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Howard dresses up as Sheldon for Halloween, Sheldon seeks retaliation at Leonard and Penny's Halloween Party. Leonard is shocked that Penny doesn't remember their first kiss.
    TV-PG
  • 11:30 pm ET
    The Grant Allocation Derivation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard is caught between a rock and a hard place when he's responsible for distributing extra grant money. Bernadette turns the backyard playhouse into a hideaway from her husband and kids.
    TV-PG
  • 12:00 am ET
    The Consummation Deviation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon tries to bond with Amy's father, but when Howard lures Mr. Fowler away with magic tricks, Sheldon has no choice but to bond with Mrs. Fowler. Raj and Anu try to get physical for the first time.
    TV-14 (D)
  • 12:30 am ET
    The Citation Negation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Amy are devastated learning from a Russian paper that Super Asymmetry has been discovered and disproven. Ultra-competitive Bernadette asks Stuart's girlfriend, Denise, to teach her how to beat Howard in a popular videogame.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 1:00 am ET
    The VCR Illumination
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Amy are still down about their theory being disproven, but a VHS tape from Sheldon's past inspires him not to give up. Bernadette turns into a pageant mom when she tries to help Howard ace his Magic Castle audition.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 1:30 am ET
    The Paintball Scattering
    The Big Bang Theory
    Penny and Leonard organize a paintball game that results in mayhem when Sheldon is jealous of Amy. Raj catches Anu with her ex-boyfriend, and Stuart doesn't want to move in with Denise.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 2:00 am ET
    Tournament of Losers
    Impractical Jokers
    Uh oh! Kicking good people out and stealing from strangers is what's on the agenda for the Jokers this week, with one of them ruining the entire night of a whole sports bar in tonight's big punishment!
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 2:30 am ET
    300
    American Dad
    American Dad becomes the 25th scripted prime-time show in the History of Television to reach 300 episodes and Roger's past comes back to haunt him.
    TV-14 (DLSV)
  • 3:00 am ET
    Yule. Tide. Repeat.
    American Dad
    After Stan's plan for the perfect Christmas goes terribly, tragically wrong, he's given a magical opportunity to make things right.
    TV-14 (DLSV)
  • 3:30 am ET
    Who Smarted?
    American Dad
    Worried that he's not smart enough for Hayley, Jeff undergoes an experimental intelligence enhancement procedure at the CIA. Roger recruits Steve to help him harvest snake venom.
    TV-14 (DLSV)
Tuesday, Jul 30

  • 4:00 am ET
    Russian Doll
    American Dad
    Stan becomes infatuated with a doll that the CIA wants to use to spy on the Russians.
    TV-14 (DLSV)
  • 4:30 am ET
    Stan Moves to Chicago
    American Dad
    Stan moves to Chicago to become a comic while Steve and Hayley host Roger for a nice night in.
    TV-14 (DLV)
  • 5:00 am ET
    Shakedown Steve
    American Dad
    Steve and Jeff try to bond as brothers while the rest of the family visits an escape room.
    TV-14 (DLS)
  • 5:30 am ET
    Klaus and Rogu in "Thank God for Loose Rocks": An American Dad! Adventure
    American Dad
    When the family goes to a dude ranch, Klaus and Rogu have to work together to survive in the wilderness.
    TV-14 (DLV)
  • 6:00 am ET
    The Wondercabinet
    American Dad
    Steve spins out about his future, but a radio show about new age mysticism gives him a hopeful new understanding of life. Roger struggles to get into the adult film industry.
    TV-14 (DLS)
  • 6:30 am ET
    Little Bonnie Ramirez
    American Dad
    After a series of boring personas, Roger goes to great lengths to prove to Francine he still has "his edge".
    TV-14 (L)
  • 7:00 am ET
    Dancin' A-with My Cells
    American Dad
    Stan tries a new, cutting edge parenting approach DNA splicing.
    TV-14 (DLS)
  • 7:30 am ET
    Mused and Abused
    American Dad
    Roger reveals a secret passion to Klaus; Stan and Francine seek revenge on Bazooka Sharks management.
    TV-14 (DLSV)
  • 8:00 am ET
    Flashpants
    Family Matters
    Carl and his new captain Charlie Carnelli compete fiercely for the annual police dance contest.
    TV-G
  • 8:30 am ET
    The Crash Course
    Family Matters
    Eddie flunks his drivers test but still takes his girlfriend for a drive. Arriving home, he crashes the car into the front door and lets Steve Urkel take the blame.
    TV-G
  • 9:00 am ET
    Boxcar Blues
    Family Matters
    Steve's uncertainty about choosing a career leads Carl to the realization that he should no longer pressure his own son to become a cop.
    TV-G
  • 9:30 am ET
    Dog Day Halloween
    Family Matters
    When Laura and Steve venture to the bank to deposit their paychecks on Halloween, they end up hostages in a robbery.
    TV-G
  • 10:00 am ET
    Cousin Urkel
    Family Matters
    Steve Urkel's female cousin, Myrtle, looks and sounds just like him! Myrtle develops a crush on Eddie and Laura decides to play a practical joke on him by telling a smitten Myrtle how to get his attention.
    TV-G
  • 10:30 am ET
    Dedicated to the One I Love
    Family Matters
    Harriette becomes jealous when the pretty new neighbor is attracted to Carl. Laura gets jealous after she plays matchmaker for Steve Urkel. When Steve is available again, Laura discovers she is no longer interested.
    TV-G
  • 11:00 am ET
    Dolomite, Apple Slices and a Mystery Woman
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon and Tam make a new friend.
    TV-PG
  • 11:30 am ET
    Killer Asteroids, Oklahoma and a Frizzy Hair Machine
    Young Sheldon
    Jason Alexander guest stars as Sheldon's drama teacher.
    TV-PG
  • 12:00 pm ET
    Jiu-Jitsu, Bubble Wrap and Yoo-hoo
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon faces an unlikely bully.
    TV-PG
  • 12:30 pm ET
    A Mother, a Child and a Blue Man's Backside
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon declares his independence from Mary.
    TV-PG
  • 1:00 pm ET
    Gluons, Guacamole and the Color Purple
    Young Sheldon
    Wallace Shawn guest stars as Sheldon's college professor.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 1:30 pm ET
    A Dog, a Squirrel and a Fish Named Fish
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon faces his fear of a neighbor's dog.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 2:00 pm ET
    The One with the Boobies
    Friends
    Chandler sees Rachel nude. Joey learns his father is having an affair.
    TV-PG
  • 2:30 pm ET
    The One with the Candy Hearts
    Friends
    On Valentine's Day, Ross meets his ex-wife while on his first date in nine years. The girls rebel by burning mementos of past relationships.
    TV-PG
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One with the Stoned Guy
    Friends
    A restaurant owner interviews Monica for a chef's position. Ross asks Joey how to talk dirty to women.
    TV-14
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One with Two Parts: Part 1
    Friends
    Phoebe's twin sister causes confusion and conflict. Ross attends childbirth classes with his ex-wife and her girlfriend.
    TV-PG
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The One with Two Parts: Part 2
    Friends
    Rachel and Monica squabble over two handsome doctors. Ross ponders his impending fatherhood with his own father.
    TV-PG
  • 4:30 pm ET
    The One with All the Poker
    Friends
    The women lose money in a poker game with the men. After getting advice from a champion card player, they demand a rematch.
    TV-PG
  • 5:00 pm ET
    The One Where the Monkey Gets Away
    Friends
    Rachel accidentally lets Ross' pet monkey escape, and the friends form a search party. Rachel learns that her former best friend is engaged to marry Rachel's former fianc?.
    TV-PG
  • 5:30 pm ET
    The One with the Evil Orthodontist
    Friends
    Rachel reunites with her duplicitous ex-fiance. Chandler agonizes about a woman who doesn't call him after the first date.
    TV-14 (S)
  • 6:00 pm ET
    The One with the Fake Monica
    Friends
    Monica meets a woman who helps her live out her fantasies. Ross' pet monkey becomes sexually mature and makes everyone crazy.
    TV-PG
  • 6:30 pm ET
    The One with the Ick Factor
    Friends
    Monica finds out more than she wants to know about her latest love. Chandler's friends at work treat him differently since his promotion. Ross' ex-wife begins giving birth.
    TV-PG
  • 7:00 pm ET
    The One with the Birth
    Friends
    When Carol gives birth, Ross and Susan almost miss the event. Joey befriends an unmarried pregnant woman.
    TV-PG
  • 7:30 pm ET
    The One Where Rachel Finds Out
    Friends
    Rachel finds out about Ross' secret love for her but another surprise awaits her.
    TV-PG
  • 8:00 pm ET
    The Propagation Proposition
    The Big Bang Theory
    Penny's ex-boyfriend, Zack, and his wife want a baby, but when Zack is infertile, they ask Leonard to help. Raj attempts to mend things with his ex-fianc?e, Anu.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 8:30 pm ET
    The Confirmation Polarization
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Amy's super asymmetry theory is proven by two physicists, Dr. Pemberton and Dr. Campbell from Chicago, who then try to kick Amy off the Nobel nomination. Bernadette has a big success at work, and Penny's going to be a part of it.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 9:00 pm ET
    The Meteorite Manifestation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon is thrilled to help Bernadette and Howard navigate bureaucratic paperwork, until he discovers they are breaking the law. Leonard is disappointed when his friends exclude him from a scientific project.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 9:30 pm ET
    The Donation Oscillation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Penny tries to seduce an abstaining Leonard to ruin his "donation" for her ex-boyfriend, Zack, and his wife, Marissa. Howard, Bernadette, Anu and Raj turn Raj's canceled bachelor party into a couple's trip aboard the "vomit comet."
    TV-PG (D)
  • 10:00 pm ET
    MLB on TBS Leadoff
    MLB Pre-Game on TBS
    No Rating Available
  • 10:30 pm ET
    New York Yankees at Philadelphia Phillies
    MLB on TBS
    The New York Yankees take on the Philadelphia Phillies. July 30, 2024, at 6:30 p.m.
    No Rating Available
  • 1:30 am ET
    MLB on TBS Closer
    MLB Post-Game on TBS
    No Rating Available
  • 2:00 am ET
    Grill, Interrupted
    Modern Family
    Jay's birthday brings everyone together, and Phil is beside himself over the cool grill he got Jay. Claire and Mitch decide they will "offer" to pay back the money Jay loaned them ages ago as their gift, not really thinking he will take them up on it.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 2:30 am ET
    Knock 'em Down
    Modern Family
    Jay agrees to sub for Cam's bowling team, but Cam was not upfront about it being an all-gay league. Phil and Claire have a good time with unlikely dinner companions, their neighbors Ronnie and Amber, and Gloria and Mitch agree to go clubbing with Haley.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 3:00 am ET
    Integrity
    Modern Family
    Phil and Jay run an errand together to pick up Lily's hand-me-down princess castle for Joe, but both are in a mood because Phil is upset Claire won't let him buy a video game console, and Jay thinks Gloria is letting Joe play with too many girlie items.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 3:30 am ET
    Patriot Games
    Modern Family
    Alex's worst nightmare is realized when she gets news that she has to share the Valedictorian title with her number one competitor, Sunjay! Both sets of parents get equally caught up in the rivalry. Elsewhere, Gloria is studying for her citizenship test.
    TV-PG (L)
Wednesday, Jul 31

  • 4:00 am ET
    Crying Out Loud
    Modern Family
    The family is determined to make Alex celebrate her senior ditch day, and Phil, Luke and Haley forcefully take her out. Claire is torn when she gets another job offer. And with Manny groggy from painkillers, Gloria tries to sabotage his relationship.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 4:30 am ET
    American Skyper
    Modern Family
    The whole family is at Jay and Gloria's for Alex's graduation party, except for Phil, who ingeniously figured out a way to be there via Skype and a robotic vessel after being unexpectedly detained in Seattle on a business trip.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 5:00 am ET
    Summer Lovin'
    Modern Family
    Haley's attempt to stop Andy from proposing to Beth will end up with both Haley and Andy needing to cope with their emotions. Meanwhile, Jay and Gloria look at pre-schools for Joe, and Cam tries to remain supportive of Mitch's midlife career crisis.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 5:30 am ET
    The Day Alex Left for College
    Modern Family
    Phil and Claire are feeling a little snubbed by their kids when Alex intentionally gives them the wrong college move-in date to avoid making it a big deal, and Luke seems less than eager to spend the day with Phil at his open house.
    TV-PG (V)
  • 6:00 am ET
    The Closet Case
    Modern Family
    Phil helps Haley convince Claire to allow Dylan to move in temporarily but ends up having major second thoughts. Meanwhile, Mitch takes on a consulting job for Jay's biggest rival, and Gloria and Cameron disagree on how to handle Manny's girl problem.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 6:30 am ET
    She Crazy
    Modern Family
    Phil is all-in on project hatch-the-duck-eggs, but no one else is as enthused. Meanwhile, Claire is nervous about pitching her new closet ideas to Jay and his creative team, and Gloria and Manny help each other out with their respective "crushes."
    TV-PG (L)
  • 7:00 am ET
    Fight the Good Fight
    Family Matters
    Laura starts a campaign to have a black history course taught at her school.
    TV-G
  • 7:30 am ET
    Taking Credit
    Family Matters
    Steve and Carl both learn a lesson about when to take credit for their achievement.
    TV-G
  • 8:00 am ET
    The Science Project
    Family Matters
    Laura asks Steve to be her partner in class only because he's the best student and he can help her get a better grade. Feeling guilty, she confesses to Steve that she was using him. Steve forgives her and shows off their science project.
    TV-G
  • 8:30 am ET
    Requiem for an Urkel
    Family Matters
    Laura wants to ask a boy to the school dance, but he turns her down after being bullied by Willie, who wants to ask Laura to the dance. Steve Urkel is the unlikely hero when he stands up to the bully.
    TV-G
  • 9:00 am ET
    Fast Eddie Winslow
    Family Matters
    When Eddie loses $250 to a hardened pool hustler, he's rescued by Steve, who challenges the hustler to a game.
    TV-G
  • 9:30 am ET
    Have Yourself a Merry Winslow Christmas
    Family Matters
    Carl buys the last Freddy Teddy doll for Richie only to have it ripped apart by angry shoppers. Steve is banished from the Winslow home and is all alone on Christmas Eve.
    TV-G
  • 10:00 am ET
    Ice Station Winslow
    Family Matters
    Carl's decision to take his reluctant son ice fishing almost ends in tragedy when the ice on the frozen lake gives way.
    TV-G
  • 10:30 am ET
    Son
    Family Matters
    Harriette acts as peacemaker when a fierce argument between Carl and Eddie threatens to tear the family apart.
    TV-G
  • 11:00 am ET
    Summer Sausage, a Pocket Poncho and Tony Danza
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon obsesses over Meemaw and Dr. Sturgis.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 11:30 am ET
    Vanilla Ice Cream, Gentlemen Callers and a Dinette Set
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon interferes in Meemaw's romantic relationships.
    TV-PG
  • 12:00 pm ET
    A High-Pitched Buzz and Training Wheels
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon dismantles the refrigerator to stop an annoying hum and then must get a paper route to pay for the repairs.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 12:30 pm ET
    A Rival Prodigy and Sir Isaac Neutron
    Young Sheldon
    When Dr. Sturgis bonds with Paige, another 10-year-old genius, Sheldon's jealousy leads Meemaw to intervene. Meanwhile, Mary invites Paige's family over for a play date.
    TV-PG
  • 1:00 pm ET
    A Crisis of Faith and Octopus Aliens
    Young Sheldon
    When Mary's faith is shaken by a tragedy in the community, Sheldon becomes an unlikely ally.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 1:30 pm ET
    A Financial Secret and Fish Sauce
    Young Sheldon
    When George Sr. asks Sheldon to keep a secret from Mary, the stress of not being honest drives Sheldon to hide out at Tam's for his first sleepover.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 2:00 pm ET
    The One with Ross's New Girlfriend
    Friends
    Rachel gets an unpleasant surprise when Ross returns home. Phoebe has varied success cutting the friends' hair.
    TV-14
  • 2:30 pm ET
    The One with the Breast Milk
    Friends
    Phoebe unwittingly disgusts everybody. Joey competes with a fellow salesman.
    TV-PG
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One Where Heckles Dies
    Friends
    The downstairs neighbor dies and bequeaths his strange possessions to Monica and Rachel.
    TV-PG
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One with Phoebe's Husband
    Friends
    Everyone is surprised when Phoebe's husband shows up.
    TV-PG
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The One with Five Steaks and an Eggplant
    Friends
    The friends want to give Ross a birthday party but disagree about money. Monica gets promoted and learns a tough lesson.
    TV-PG
  • 4:30 pm ET
    The One with the Baby on the Bus
    Friends
    Joey and Chandler try to attract women with baby Ben. Phoebe gets terminated from her singing job and replaced by a professional, Stephanie.
    TV-PG
  • 5:00 pm ET
    The One Where Ross Finds Out
    Friends
    Dramatic developments occur in Ross and Rachel's relationship. Chandler regrets asking Monica to help him lose weight.
    TV-PG
  • 5:30 pm ET
    The One with the List
    Friends
    Rachel makes a painful discovery concerning Ross. Monica's new boss gives her an impossible task.
    TV-PG
  • 6:00 pm ET
    The One with Phoebe's Dad
    Friends
    Phoebe learns the surprising truth about her father. Ross makes Monica's Christmas party guests miserable.
    TV-PG
  • 6:30 pm ET
    The One with Russ
    Friends
    Joey gets a great acting opportunity. Rachel dates a guy who is amazingly similar to Ross.
    TV-PG
  • 7:00 pm ET
    The One with the Lesbian Wedding
    Friends
    Carol and Susan prepare for their wedding with some help from an uncomfortable Ross.
    TV-PG
  • 7:30 pm ET
    The One After the Super Bowl: Part 1
    Friends
    Ross searches for his former pet monkey. Joey dates an obsessed fan.
    TV-PG
  • 8:00 pm ET
    The Inspiration Deprivation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Amy has a meltdown due to the pressure associated with winning a Nobel Prize. Raj and Howard try to relive the good old days after Howard buys a scooter that looks like the one he had years ago.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 8:30 pm ET
    The Decision Reverberation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Raj is worried people won't take him seriously in his own field after publishing a paper that suggests he may have discovered alien life. Leonard wants to be the principal investigator on a plasma physics study.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 9:00 pm ET
    The Plagiarism Schism
    The Big Bang Theory
    Kripke has proof that Dr. Pemberton plagiarized his thesis, and Sheldon and Amy aren't sure whether they should turn him in or not. Howard is surprised to learn that Bernie wasn't the only waitress at the Cheesecake Factory who had a crush on him.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 9:30 pm ET
    The Maternal Conclusion
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard is pleasantly surprised when Beverly comes to visit and she's genuinely kind to him, until he finds out the real reason she's there. Denise and Stuart overstay their welcome at the Wolowitz house.
    TV-PG
  • 10:00 pm ET
    The Change Constant
    The Big Bang Theory
    Amy and Sheldon wait for the news. Howard and Bernadette leave their kids. Leonard and Penny keep a secret.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 10:30 pm ET
    The Stockholm Syndrome
    The Big Bang Theory
    Bernadette and Howard leave their kids for the first time, Penny and Leonard try to keep a secret, Sheldon and Amy stick together, and Raj makes a new friend as the gang travels together into an uncharted future.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 11:00 pm ET
    Pilot
    The Big Bang Theory
    Brilliant physicist roommates Leonard and Sheldon meet their new neighbor Penny, who begins showing them that as much as they know about science, they know little about actual living.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 11:30 pm ET
    The Big Bran Hypothesis
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard volunteers to sign for a package in an attempt to make a good impression on Penny, but when he enlists Sheldon for help, his attempt at chivalry goes terribly awry.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 12:00 am ET
    Ep. 252 - Dynamite 7/31/2024
    All Elite Wrestling: Dynamite
    All Elite Wrestling continues to inject new spirit, freshness, and energy into to mainstream wrestling featuring a world-class roster of diverse male and female wrestlers.
    TV-14 (DLV)
  • 2:00 am ET
    Tournament of Losers
    Impractical Jokers
    Uh oh! Kicking good people out and stealing from strangers is what's on the agenda for the Jokers this week, with one of them ruining the entire night of a whole sports bar in tonight's big punishment!
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 2:30 am ET
    The Verdict
    Modern Family
    Claire is excited to give Haley and Alex a great experience for "Bring Your Daughter to Work Day," and Phil takes Luke and Manny's class out for community service day, which becomes a teachable moment in more ways than one.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 3:00 am ET
    The More You Ignore Me
    Modern Family
    Claire and Phil have their hands full when Luke gets arrested for driving without a license, then they catch Alex sneaking out of a liquor store. Elsewhere, Cam tries to convince Gloria to recreate and sell her family's hot sauce.
    TV-14
  • 3:30 am ET
    Phil's Sexy, Sexy House
    Modern Family
    Everyone is at Jay and Gloria's for Thanksgiving leftovers, and after a conversation about the house that Phil is helping to sell, everyone gets the same idea to sneak in. Unbeknownst to one another, they all choose the same day to go.
    TV-PG (L)
Thursday, Aug 01

  • 4:00 am ET
    Clean Out Your Junk Drawer
    Modern Family
    Gloria wins a bid at the school auction for a family seminar with famed doctor and author Debra Radcliffe, whose self-help book "Clean Out Your Junk Drawer" encourages people to get out all their emotional junk to become better partners and spouses.
    TV-PG (DLS)
  • 4:30 am ET
    Playdates
    Modern Family
    Claire and Phil have dinner plans with a couple who never pick up the bill. Gloria organizes a playdate with a couple who have a son that's Joe's age, and Haley, Alex and Luke are surprised when Uncle Mitchell comes over to cash in a birthday coupon.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 5:00 am ET
    Spread Your Wings
    Modern Family
    Sick of having ducks around the house, Claire and the kids seize an opportunity to help the ducks leave the nest while Phil is away. Meanwhile, Jay helps Mitch with Lily's sleepover, and Gloria and Cam are off on a hot pepper heist orchestrated by Manny.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 5:30 am ET
    Clean for a Day
    Modern Family
    Before Claire takes over Jay's closet business, she decides she must get the house in order; unfortunately, Phil and Luke can't bear to part with anything, and Alex digs up old feelings when she finds Sanjay's sweatshirt.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 6:00 am ET
    Thunk in the Trunk
    Modern Family
    Now that Claire has been running the closet business for a while, she and Phil have fallen into a new rhythm, with Claire assuming the role of the breadwinner and Phil as the invisible housewife, but Phil will not stand being under-appreciated for long.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 6:30 am ET
    The Storm
    Modern Family
    A thunderstorm brings widespread power outages, and the family goes to Jay and Gloria's to use their generator, but Jay is desperately trying to make it to a reunion with old Navy buddies. Meanwhile, Phil tries to be a hero but only causes more headaches.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 7:00 am ET
    I Don't Know How She Does It
    Modern Family
    Claire has turned into super mom, running Jay's closet business and while still having time for all her duties at home. The kids are happy, but Phil couldn't be more frustrated. Unbeknownst to him, Claire has a secret weapon called a personal assistant.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 7:30 am ET
    The Cover-Up
    Modern Family
    Phil has a new client who happens to be "his type," and knowing that might get him in trouble with Claire, he tells some seemingly innocent lies, which then spiral out of control. Meanwhile, Gloria suspects her yoga instructor has the hots for her.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 8:00 am ET
    Express Yourself
    Modern Family
    Phil has the crazy idea of going on a spontaneous trip to Paris with Claire. Meanwhile, Jay has taken over their bathroom remodel, and Cameron's sister Pam is staying at the house after her husband has left her, but she is driving Mitchell crazy.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 8:30 am ET
    High Hopes
    Family Matters
    Steve finds an unorthodox way of curing Carl of his fear of heights. Rachel and Harriette argue over just who won a car on a radio contest.
    TV-G
  • 9:00 am ET
    Life of the Party
    Family Matters
    Steve Urkel gets drunk and falls off the roof at Maxine's party when the uninvited Willie adds liquor to Steve's punch.
    TV-G
  • 9:30 am ET
    Busted
    Family Matters
    Steve and Eddie gamble to fund Eddie's car repairs.
    TV-G
  • 10:00 am ET
    Fight the Good Fight
    Family Matters
    Laura starts a campaign to have a black history course taught at her school.
    TV-G
  • 10:30 am ET
    Taking Credit
    Family Matters
    Steve and Carl both learn a lesson about when to take credit for their achievement.
    TV-G
  • 11:00 am ET
    A Research Study and Czechoslovakian Wedding Pastries
    Young Sheldon
    Dr. Sturgis recommends Sheldon and Missy for a university research study on twins, and Mary is unhappy when the test results go to Sheldon's head.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 11:30 am ET
    Seven Deadly Sins and a Small Carl Sagan
    Young Sheldon
    Mary clashes with Sheldon's drama teacher Mr. Lundy over plans for a Halloween haunted house fundraiser for the church. Also, Georgie falls for a rebellious teenage girl that Sheldon is tutoring.
    TV-14 (DLSV)
  • 12:00 pm ET
    Carbon Dating and a Stuffed Raccoon
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon gets into trouble with fellow child genius Paige at the Science Museum, while George Sr. is forced to play therapist to Paige's bickering parents, Barry and Linda. Meanwhile, Mary, Georgie and Missy help Meemaw with a garage sale.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 12:30 pm ET
    An 8-Bit Princess and a Flat Tire Genius
    Young Sheldon
    When Meemaw gives Sheldon his first video game, it takes over their lives. Meanwhile, George Sr. gets jealous when Georgie bonds with Herschel at the auto shop.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 1:00 pm ET
    Family Dynamics and a Red Fiero
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon studies his family for a psychology project when their Thanksgiving dinner turns into a family fight after George Sr. is offered a job in Oklahoma.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 1:30 pm ET
    A Stunted Childhood and a Can of Fancy Mixed Nuts
    Young Sheldon
    Bazinga is born! When Sheldon learns that people with stunted childhoods can turn into social outcasts, he tries to act like a kid. Also, Meemaw and Dr. Sturgis's relationship is tested when she teaches him how to drive.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 2:00 pm ET
    The One After the Super Bowl: Part 2
    Friends
    Ross spends some quality time with Marcel, his former pet monkey. Chandler gets a big surprise from a sexy former classmate.
    TV-PG
  • 2:30 pm ET
    The One with the Prom Video
    Friends
    Monica's old home video shows Ross' true feelings for Rachel. Joey gives a gaudy gift to Chandler.
    TV-PG
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One Where Ross and Rachel...You Know
    Friends
    Ross and Rachel encounter obstacles to romance. Monica becomes enamored with a handsome, older doctor.
    TV-14 (S)
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One Where Joey Moves Out
    Friends
    Monica's parents find out about her middle-aged boyfriend. Chandler and Joey argue and it could mean the end of their living arrangement.
    TV-PG
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The One Where Eddie Moves In
    Friends
    Joey wants to move back in with Chandler, but there's a new problem. Phoebe tapes a rock video. Ross upsets Monica.
    TV-PG
  • 4:30 pm ET
    The One Where Dr. Ramoray Dies
    Friends
    Monica and Richard experience the same romantic problems as Rachel and Ross. Joey's ill-advised comments to a fan magazine threaten his acting career.
    TV-14 (S)
  • 5:00 pm ET
    The One Where Eddie Won't Go
    Friends
    Chandler wants his annoying new roommate to move out. Joey's exorbitant bills come due. The women learn from a book about personal empowerment.
    TV-PG
  • 5:30 pm ET
    The One Where Old Yeller Dies
    Friends
    Monica's boyfriend impresses Chandler and Joey. Phoebe finds out what she missed as a child.
    TV-PG
  • 6:00 pm ET
    The One with the Bullies
    Friends
    Two bullies eject Chandler and Ross from Central Perk. Phoebe meets a brother she never knew she had.
    TV-PG
  • 6:30 pm ET
    The One with the Two Parties
    Friends
    Rachel gets a surprise at her birthday party when her parents show up.
    TV-PG
  • 7:00 pm ET
    The One with the Chicken Pox
    Friends
    When Phoebe catches chickenpox, her chances for romance with a former lover are almost ruined. Monica worries that she is too strange for Richard.
    TV-PG
  • 7:30 pm ET
    The One with Barry and Mindy's Wedding
    Friends
    Rachel is a bridesmaid at her ex-fianc?'s wedding. Monica and Richard's relationship is jeopardized when the subject of children is discussed.
    TV-PG
  • 8:00 pm ET
    The Fuzzy Boots Corollary
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard asks a work colleague out after he finds out Penny is seeing someone.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 8:30 pm ET
    The Luminous Fish Effect
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon's getting fired forces him to explore what life has to offer outside physics, leaving Leonard to take drastic action to snap his friend out of his funk.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 9:00 pm ET
    The Hamburger Postulate
    The Big Bang Theory
    Fearing he's wasting his time on Penny, Leonard ends up making a connection with Leslie. Meanwhile, Sheldon frets over a change to his hamburger routine.
    TV-PG (DS)
  • 9:30 pm ET
    The Middle Earth Paradigm
    The Big Bang Theory
    Penny hosts a Halloween party, putting Leonard, Sheldon, Wolowitz and Koothrappali through a new test of their social skills.
    TV-PG (DLS)
  • 10:00 pm ET
    The Dumpling Paradox
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Wolowitz goes AWOL with one of her friends, Penny's recruited to fill in for him on the guys' Halo team.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 10:30 pm ET
    The Grasshopper Experiment
    The Big Bang Theory
    Raj's parents set him up on a blind date, and when he discovers he can talk to her, she shows interest in Sheldon.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 11:00 pm ET
    The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization
    The Big Bang Theory
    When they're invited to present at a physics conference, Sheldon's reluctance to share the credit leads to a tiff between him and Leonard, and Penny's intervention only exacerbates the situation.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 11:30 pm ET
    The Loobenfeld Decay
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard and Sheldon each lie to avoid hearing Penny sing in a production of Rent. However, Sheldon's lie becomes a bit too complicated for its own good.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 12:00 am ET
    The Pancake Batter Anomaly
    The Big Bang Theory
    With his friends knowing how sour he acts when sick and avoiding him as a result, Sheldon is nursed by Penny, who hasn't a clue what she's in for.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 12:30 am ET
    The Jerusalem Duality
    The Big Bang Theory
    With Sheldon rattled and impossible to be around after meeting Dennis, a 15-year-old physicist who's smarter than he, the rest of the guys search for a way to eliminate the threat.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 1:00 am ET
    The Bat Jar Conjecture
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon finds himself booted from the gang's Physics Bowl team and replaced with Leslie, so he forms his own team hoping to prove he's superior.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 1:30 am ET
    The Nerdvana Annihilation
    The Big Bang Theory
    When the delivery of a full-size prop of 1960's "The Time Machine" causes Penny to miss work, she scolds Leonard about his sci-fi collectibles. He decides it's time to give up such childish pursuits.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 2:00 am ET
    Cell Block
    Impractical Jokers
    From bombing job interviews to trashing their Nona's sauce, the Jokers are not on their game this week, with one Loser being punished by confronting cellphone users in this nail-biting punishment!
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 2:30 am ET
    Impractical Jokers: Outtakes and Chill
    Impractical Jokers
    Four longtime friends compete to embarrass each other with a series of hilarious dares. If they refuse, they lose. At the end, the big loser must endure an epic punishment.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 3:00 am ET
    The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part
    TV-PG (V)
Friday, Aug 02

  • 5:00 am ET
    The Lego Ninjago Movie
    TV-PG (V)
  • 7:00 am ET
    The Party
    Modern Family
    Manny and Luke are in charge of babysitting Lily so that the adults can enjoy a day to themselves. Claire and Gloria have a lovely trip to the spa planned; Phil and Mitch nerd out at the movies; and Jay and Cam go to a sports bar to watch the big fight.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 7:30 am ET
    Man Shouldn't Lie
    Modern Family
    Claire brings home a stray dog and gets the kids to help her hide it from Phil while she tries to find its owner. Unfortunately, her evasive behavior only makes Phil try even harder to shower her with more attention.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 8:00 am ET
    Promposal
    Modern Family
    With Closet-Con right around the corner, Claire is on high alert. Meanwhile, Phil and Gloria confront Auntie Alice for stealing her hot sauce recipe, Jay tries to teach Joe how to do some manly handy work, and Mitch helps Luke with his "promposal."
    TV-PG (D)
  • 8:30 am ET
    Crazy Train
    Modern Family
    Dede is getting remarried and Manny convinces the family to take the train up to the wedding. Jay could not be more ecstatic that Dede has moved on for good, but his overenthusiasm might come back and bite him later.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 9:00 am ET
    Finding the Words
    Family Matters
    Harriette's and Rachel's father, whom they had believed was killed in the Korean War, comes to the Winslow home and wants to make amends for abandoning his daughters.
    TV-G
  • 9:30 am ET
    Skip to My Lieu
    Family Matters
    Steve Urkel gives Laura Winslow a bracelet, and Lieutenant Murtagh goes on a date with Rachel. Both are bluntly spurned, leaving Urkel consoling Lieutenant Murtagh.
    TV-G
  • 10:00 am ET
    The Good, the Bad and the Urkel
    Family Matters
    Carl dreams that he is facing "Two-Gun Urkel," the most annoying gunslinger in the West.
    TV-G
  • 10:30 am ET
    I Should Have Done Something
    Family Matters
    Carl Winslow experiences guilt over a hostage who was shot a year ago while he was on duty as a police officer. Steve Urkel bribes Laura Winslow to go out on a date with him.
    TV-G
  • 11:00 am ET
    A Race of Superhumans and a Letter to Alf
    Young Sheldon
    While Missy unknowingly becomes Sheldon's test subject, Georgie joins Mary's Bible study to spend more time with his crush, Veronica.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 11:30 am ET
    A Tummy Ache and a Whale of a Metaphor
    Young Sheldon
    When Sheldon gets sick and has to spend a few days in the hospital, he turns into the world's worst patient and his behavior takes a toll on everyone. Also, Missy gets a taste of what life would be like without her twin.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 12:00 pm ET
    A Nuclear Reactor and a Boy Called Lovey
    Young Sheldon
    While Sheldon attempts to build a nuclear reactor to power the neighborhood, Georgie is heartbroken when he learns that Veronica has a boyfriend. Also, a university party gets heated when Dr. Linkletter flirts with Meemaw.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 12:30 pm ET
    David, Goliath and a Yoo-hoo from the Back
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon uses his new friendship with the school bully to boss Georgie around. Also, Missy steals Meemaw's makeup for Picture Day.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 1:00 pm ET
    A Math Emergency and Perky Palms
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon and Dr. Sturgis have their first fight when Dr. Sturgis marks a question wrong on Sheldon's test. Mary takes over for Pastor Jeff when he's out sick.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 1:30 pm ET
    A Loaf of Bread and a Grand Old Flag
    Young Sheldon
    Things spiral out of control when Sheldon boycotts his favorite bread company and ends up on the local news. Meanwhile, Georgie offers Veronica a shoulder to cry on when she's dumped by her boyfriend.
    TV-PG
  • 2:00 pm ET
    The One with the Princess Leia Fantasy
    Friends
    Ross' secret fantasy doesn't stay secret for long after he confides in Rachel. Chandler resumes an old relationship.
    TV-PG
  • 2:30 pm ET
    The One Where No One's Ready
    Friends
    Ross becomes frantic trying to get everyone ready to leave to hear his speech at the museum.
    TV-PG
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One with the Jam
    Friends
    Monica wants to have a baby. A man is stalking Phoebe.
    TV-PG
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One with the Metaphorical Tunnel
    Friends
    Chandler wants to commit to a relationship with Janice. Phoebe poses as Joey's agent.
    TV-PG
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The One with Frank Jr.
    Friends
    Phoebe tries to be more friendly with her half-brother. Ross meets Isabella Rossellini.
    TV-PG
  • 4:30 pm ET
    The One with the Flashback
    Friends
    The friends recall secrets from their pasts.
    TV-PG
  • 5:00 pm ET
    The One with the Race Car Bed
    Friends
    Joey sees Janice kissing her husband, whom she is divorcing while she dates Chandler. Rachel's father clashes with Ross.
    TV-PG
  • 5:30 pm ET
    The One with the Giant Poking Device
    Friends
    Chandler and Janice make a difficult decision about their relationship. Monica accidentally injures Ben and tries to hide it from Ross.
    TV-PG
  • 6:00 pm ET
    The One with the Football
    Friends
    On Thanksgiving, a good-natured football game between the friends reveals some serious rivalries.
    TV-PG
  • 6:30 pm ET
    The One Where Rachel Quits
    Friends
    Rachel wonders if she'll ever get another job after she quits Central Perk. Joey's new job selling Christmas trees upsets Phoebe. Ross breaks a little girl's leg.
    TV-PG
  • 7:00 pm ET
    The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister
    Friends
    Rachel meets a handsome stranger, who might help her career. Chandler gets into trouble with Joey's sisters.
    TV-14
  • 7:30 pm ET
    The One with All the Jealousy
    Friends
    Ross overreacts when Rachel starts working with a handsome guy. Monica becomes enamored with a sexy busboy.
    TV-PG
  • 8:00 pm ET
    The Pork Chop Indeterminacy
    The Big Bang Theory
    The rest of the gang fall for Sheldon's twin sister, and Leonard's plan to win her heart is derailed when Sheldon declares he'll be the one to decide who can date her.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 8:30 pm ET
    The Peanut Reaction
    The Big Bang Theory
    Penny wants to throw a surprise party for Leonard, but Sheldon's indulgence at an electronics store throws her off-track.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 9:00 pm ET
    The Tangerine Factor
    The Big Bang Theory
    Penny's breakup spurs Leonard to summon the courage to ask her out, and they both go to Sheldon for advice on their upcoming date.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 9:30 pm ET
    The Bad Fish Paradigm
    The Big Bang Theory
    Penny opens up to a reluctant Sheldon after a less-than-stellar first date with Leonard, placing him in the uncomfortable position of having to keep a secret.
    TV-14 (D)
  • 10:00 pm ET
    The Codpiece Topology
    The Big Bang Theory
    Seeing Penny with another guy sends Leonard back to Leslie Winkle, much to Sheldon's dismay.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 10:30 pm ET
    The Barbarian Sublimation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Penny becomes addicted to an online game based on the world of Conan the Barbarian and persistently pesters Sheldon for advice.
    TV-PG (DLV)
  • 11:00 pm ET
    The Griffin Equivalency
    The Big Bang Theory
    Full of confidence following being named one of People's 30 to Watch Under 30, Raj hits on Penny and becomes impossibly arrogant.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 11:30 pm ET
    The Euclid Alternative
    The Big Bang Theory
    An intervention is used to try to force Sheldon to overcome his fear of driving.
    TV-14 (L)
  • 12:00 am ET
    The Hitman's Bodyguard
    TV-14 (DLV)
  • 2:30 am ET
    The Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard
    TV-14 (DLSV)
Saturday, Aug 03

  • 4:30 am ET
    The Hitman's Bodyguard
    TV-14 (DLV)
  • 7:00 am ET
    The Hangover Part III
    TV-14 (DLSV)
  • 9:00 am ET
    Cell Block
    Impractical Jokers
    From bombing job interviews to trashing their Nona's sauce, the Jokers are not on their game this week, with one Loser being punished by confronting cellphone users in this nail-biting punishment!
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 9:30 am ET
    Tournament of Losers
    Impractical Jokers
    Uh oh! Kicking good people out and stealing from strangers is what's on the agenda for the Jokers this week, with one of them ruining the entire night of a whole sports bar in tonight's big punishment!
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 10:00 am ET
    Double-Click
    Modern Family
    Claire can't seem to find the right time to fire an employee, Phil thinks he caught Luke with a girl in his bed, and no one's noticed that Alex has moved back home. Also, Jay can't accept that it might be harder to reenter the workforce than he thought.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 10:30 am ET
    A Tale of Three Cities
    Modern Family
    After trips take the Dunphys to New York; Mitch, Cam and Lily to the Midwest; and Jay, Gloria, Manny and Joe to Juarez, Mexico; the Pritchett-Dunphy-Tucker clan reunites, with all of the families converging at home for Father's Day.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 11:00 am ET
    A Stereotypical Day
    Modern Family
    Jay wants to make a good impression on a new family across the street, while Manny decides that the best way to a girl's heart is through his actions. Meanwhile, at the Pritchett house, the family is using Alex's recent bout of mono to their advantage.
    TV-14
  • 11:30 am ET
    Blindsided
    Modern Family
    The Dunphys and Pritchetts go head-to-head when Luke decides his best chance at getting into college is running for class president against Manny. The election is even more important to Jay, Gloria and Claire, who prove to be dubious campaign managers.
    TV-14
  • 12:00 pm ET
    Weathering Heights
    Modern Family
    Phil can't cover up his excitement when he's invited to appear in a real-estate news segment. The day gets even better after meeting his "weatherman" hero, Rainer Shine. Phil made one little mistake; he introduced him to Hayley.
    TV-14
  • 12:30 pm ET
    Halloween 4: The Revenge of Rod Skyhook
    Modern Family
    Luke's Halloween party isn't the monster bash he dreamed of, and now he's at risk of having the worst party of the year. Sensing trouble, the Dunphys realize all his party needs is a visit from Rod Skyhook, a little promotion, and some adult supervision.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 1:00 pm ET
    The One with the Baby on the Bus
    Friends
    Joey and Chandler try to attract women with baby Ben. Phoebe gets terminated from her singing job and replaced by a professional, Stephanie.
    TV-PG
  • 1:30 pm ET
    The One with the Prom Video
    Friends
    Monica's old home video shows Ross' true feelings for Rachel. Joey gives a gaudy gift to Chandler.
    TV-PG
  • 2:00 pm ET
    The One Where Ross and Rachel...You Know
    Friends
    Ross and Rachel encounter obstacles to romance. Monica becomes enamored with a handsome, older doctor.
    TV-14 (S)
  • 2:30 pm ET
    The One Where Joey Moves Out
    Friends
    Monica's parents find out about her middle-aged boyfriend. Chandler and Joey argue and it could mean the end of their living arrangement.
    TV-PG
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One Where Eddie Won't Go
    Friends
    Chandler wants his annoying new roommate to move out. Joey's exorbitant bills come due. The women learn from a book about personal empowerment.
    TV-PG
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One Where No One's Ready
    Friends
    Ross becomes frantic trying to get everyone ready to leave to hear his speech at the museum.
    TV-PG
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The One with a Chick and a Duck
    Friends
    When Pete buys a restaurant, Monica must make a difficult decision. Ross makes a sacrifice for Rachel. Joey buys Chandler an unusual pet.
    TV-PG
  • 4:30 pm ET
    The One with the Cat
    Friends
    Phoebe thinks her adoptive mother's spirit inhabits a stray cat. Joey's attempt to sell his entertainment center proves hazardous.
    TV-PG
  • 5:00 pm ET
    The One with Chandler in a Box
    Friends
    On Thanksgiving, Joey wants to punish Chandler for kissing Kathy. Monica gets a surprise when she visits an eye doctor.
    TV-PG
  • 5:30 pm ET
    The One Where Chandler Can't Cry
    Friends
    Rachel's sister Jill wants Ross but not for the reasons he thinks. Chandler astounds the others with his inability to express emotions. Is Phoebe starring in pornography?
    TV-PG (D)
  • 6:00 pm ET
    The Hangover
    Two days before his wedding, Doug and his three buddies drive to Vegas for a blow-out night they'll never forget. But when the three groomsmen wake up the next morning with pounding headaches, they don't remember.
    TV-14 (DLSV)
  • 8:00 pm ET
    The Hangover Part II
    Phil, Stu, Alan and Doug travel to exotic Thailand for Stu's wedding. Stu is taking no chances. He has opted for a safe, subdued, pre-wedding trip brunch. However, things don't always go as planned.
    TV-14 (DLSV)
  • 10:00 pm ET
    The Hangover Part III
    TV-14 (DLSV)
  • 12:00 am ET
    Grown Ups
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 2:15 am ET
    Grown Ups 2
    Lenny Feder has relocated his family to the small town where he and his friends grew up. This time around, the grown-ups are the ones learning lessons from their kids on a day notoriously full of surprises: the last day of school.
    TV-14 (DLV)
Sunday, Aug 04

  • 4:30 am ET
    The Hangover
    Two days before his wedding, Doug and his three buddies drive to Vegas for a blow-out night they'll never forget. But when the three groomsmen wake up the next morning with pounding headaches, they don't remember.
    TV-14 (DLSV)
  • 6:30 am ET
    The Hangover Part II
    Phil, Stu, Alan and Doug travel to exotic Thailand for Stu's wedding. Stu is taking no chances. He has opted for a safe, subdued, pre-wedding trip brunch. However, things don't always go as planned.
    TV-14 (DLSV)
  • 8:30 am ET
    The Show Must Go On
    Family Matters
    Laura is cast as Juliet in the school play. When the leading man gets sick, Steve plays Romeo and Laura must kiss him. Lt. Murtagh forces Carl to do his personal errands during Carl's annual performance review.
    TV-G
  • 9:00 am ET
    Words Hurt
    Family Matters
    When Steve's sleepwalking disturbs Carl, the Winslows hire a hypnotherapist to cure him. Under hypnosis, Steve reveals that he thinks Carl hates him. Carl insists he doesn't and Steve hooks him up to a polygraph to make sure he's sincere.
    TV-G
  • 9:30 am ET
    Daddy's Little Girl
    Family Matters
    Carl gets a new rookie partner, Mike, who idolizes him. When Laura meets Mike, she develops a crush on him and makes a fool of herself. Carl unknowingly helps embarrass her.
    TV-G
  • 10:00 am ET
    Grab It!
    Modern Family
    Jay's favorite place in the world may be losing some of its charm when Phil considers becoming a member. At the Dunphy house, Claire mistakes her influence on Alex's life choices, and Hayley cares too much about what Alex thinks about hers.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 10:30 am ET
    Thanksgiving Jamboree
    Modern Family
    It's a Thanksgiving jamboree at the Pritchett-Tucker home this year, and Cameron has spared no expense. While Phil tries to get used to Rainer Shine dating his daughter, Hayley has to tell him that she'd rather spend the holiday with her new boyfriend.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 11:00 am ET
    The Alliance
    Modern Family
    Hayley's day with Rainer Shine's daughter doesn't go as expected. Meanwhile, Luke finds himself in a compromising position with a widow, and Gloria, Phil and Cam form a secret alliance to ensure their respective "mistakes" are hidden from their spouses.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 11:30 am ET
    Snow Ball
    Modern Family
    When Manny and Luke put on the school's lavish winter dance and end up over their heads due to a texting error, it is up to them to fix it before the end of the night. Meanwhile, Gloria, Claire, Mitchell and Cam all volunteer at the dance.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 12:00 pm ET
    The One Where Monica Gets a Roommate
    Friends
    After Rachel leaves her fiance at the altar, she moves in with Monica and finds that independence is not so easy, particularly without Daddy's credit cards.
    TV-PG
  • 12:30 pm ET
    The One with Two Parts: Part 2
    Friends
    Rachel and Monica squabble over two handsome doctors. Ross ponders his impending fatherhood with his own father.
    TV-PG
  • 1:00 pm ET
    The One with the Breast Milk
    Friends
    Phoebe unwittingly disgusts everybody. Joey competes with a fellow salesman.
    TV-PG
  • 1:30 pm ET
    The One After the Super Bowl: Part 2
    Friends
    Ross spends some quality time with Marcel, his former pet monkey. Chandler gets a big surprise from a sexy former classmate.
    TV-PG
  • 2:00 pm ET
    The One Where Ross and Rachel...You Know
    Friends
    Ross and Rachel encounter obstacles to romance. Monica becomes enamored with a handsome, older doctor.
    TV-14 (S)
  • 2:30 pm ET
    The One with the Thanksgiving Flashbacks
    Friends
    The friends find out about Monica's worst Thanksgiving ever.
    TV-14 (D)
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One with Joey's Big Break
    Friends
    Joey's first major film role leads to an unexpected experience in Las Vegas. Phoebe can't remember why she hates Ross.
    TV-PG
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One on the Last Night
    Friends
    The guys and the women prepare for big changes in their living arrangements.
    TV-PG
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The One Where Rachel Has a Baby: Part 2
    Friends
    The friends cause havoc in the maternity ward as Rachel begins childbirth.
    TV-PG
  • 4:30 pm ET
    The One with Rachel's Going Away Party
    Friends
    One of the guys becomes offended when Rachel does not give him the same goodbye she gives the others.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 5:00 pm ET
    You Don't Mess with the Zohan
    Zohan, a top Israeli commando, fakes his own death in order to pursue his dream of becoming a hairstylist in New York. Though he wants to put his life of counter-terrorism behind him, he finds it is not so easy to escape one's roots.
    TV-14 (DLSV)
  • 7:30 pm ET
    Grown Ups
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 9:45 pm ET
    Grown Ups 2
    Lenny Feder has relocated his family to the small town where he and his friends grew up. This time around, the grown-ups are the ones learning lessons from their kids on a day notoriously full of surprises: the last day of school.
    TV-14 (DLV)
  • 12:00 am ET
    The Cooper-Nowitzki Theorem
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and his friends are mystified when a younger undergraduate student is attracted to him.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 12:30 am ET
    The Panty Pinata Polarization
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Sheldon bans Penny from the apartment for numerous minor infractions, she decides to retaliate. Howard and Raj search for the America's Next Top Model house.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 1:00 am ET
    The Lizard-Spock Expansion
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon wants to use an alternate version of rock-paper-scissors to help resolve conflicts. A girl Wolowitz has a major crush on falls for Leonard.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 1:30 am ET
    The White Asparagus Triangulation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon is over-exuberant that Leonard finally has a girlfriend matching his high standards.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 2:00 am ET
    The Vartabedian Conundrum
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard seeks Penny's counsel when his relationship with Stephanie takes off faster than he'd like. Sheldon's hypochondriac tendencies get the better of him.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 2:30 am ET
    The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon irks the gangs with his obsession with proper Christmas gift protocol. Leonard's crushed when Penny dates a colleague of his.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 3:00 am ET
    Cell Block
    Impractical Jokers
    From bombing job interviews to trashing their Nona's sauce, the Jokers are not on their game this week, with one Loser being punished by confronting cellphone users in this nail-biting punishment!
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 3:30 am ET
    Impractical Jokers: Outtakes and Chill
    Impractical Jokers
    Four longtime friends compete to embarrass each other with a series of hilarious dares. If they refuse, they lose. At the end, the big loser must endure an epic punishment.
    TV-14 (DL)
Monday, Aug 05

  • 4:00 am ET
    Hitch
    Smooth-talking Alex "Hitch" Hitchens is a legendary "date doctor" who helps clueless clients make a great first impression. When a gossip reporter starts nosing around his business, however, Hitch has to figure out a whole new strategy to love.
    TV-14 (L)
  • 6:00 am ET
    Bad Moms
    Amy has a seemingly perfect life, but she's exhausted to the point that she's about to snap. Fed up, she joins forces with two other over-stressed moms, and they go on a quest to liberate themselves from conventional responsibilities.
    TV-14 (DLS)
  • 8:00 am ET
    The Wedding Planner
    Jennifer Lopez plays San Francisco's most successful supplier of romance and glamour. She knows all the tricks. She knows all the rules. But then, she breaks the most important rule of all: she falls in love with the groom, Matthew McConaughey.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 10:00 am ET
    Albert Einstein and the Story of Another Mary
    Young Sheldon
    Inspired by his hero, Albert Einstein, Sheldon tries his hand at the violin. Also, Mary and Meemaw secretly buy a pregnancy test when Mary thinks she's pregnant.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 10:30 am ET
    A Perfect Score and a Bunsen Burner Marshmallow
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon moves in with Dr. Sturgis for the weekend to see what his life would be like in college. Also, a lonely Mary tries to bond with the other Coopers during Sheldon's absence.
    TV-PG
  • 11:00 am ET
    A Political Campaign and a Candy Land Cheater
    Young Sheldon
    Unhappy that school funds are going toward football rather than academics, Sheldon decides to run for class president.
    TV-PG
  • 11:30 am ET
    A Proposal and a Popsicle Stick Cross
    Young Sheldon
    Georgie is thrilled when Veronica stays at the Coopers' for a few days. Meanwhile, Meemaw and Dr. Sturgis celebrate their one-year anniversary.
    TV-PG
  • 12:00 pm ET
    A Broken Heart and a Crock Monster
    Young Sheldon
    The Coopers help a brokenhearted Pastor Jeff through a rough patch in his marriage. Meanwhile, Sheldon pressures church members for donations when Mary takes him to work for a day.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 12:30 pm ET
    A Swedish Science Thing and the Equation for Toast
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon invites the entire school to a party for the Nobel Prize announcements. Meanwhile, Meemaw learns more about Dr. Sturgis's past, and Georgie's desire for cable TV leads to a standoff between him and his dad.
    TV-PG
  • 1:00 pm ET
    Cell Block
    Impractical Jokers
    From bombing job interviews to trashing their Nona's sauce, the Jokers are not on their game this week, with one Loser being punished by confronting cellphone users in this nail-biting punishment!
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 1:30 pm ET
    Tournament of Losers
    Impractical Jokers
    Uh oh! Kicking good people out and stealing from strangers is what's on the agenda for the Jokers this week, with one of them ruining the entire night of a whole sports bar in tonight's big punishment!
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 2:00 pm ET
    The One Where Monica and Richard Are Just Friends
    Friends
    When Monica and Richard accidentally meet, they decide to become friends with dire consequences.
    TV-14 (S)
  • 2:30 pm ET
    The One with Phoebe's Ex-Partner
    Friends
    Phoebe's ex-singing partner wants to make Phoebe's signature song, Smelly Cat, a commercial success. Chandler dates a woman with a handicap.
    TV-PG
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One Where Ross and Rachel Take a Break
    Friends
    Phoebe becomes involved with a foreign diplomat. Ross becomes involved with another woman after a fight with Rachel.
    TV-PG
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One the Morning After
    Friends
    Ross wakes up with Chloe but an oblivious Rachel wants to resume their relationship.
    TV-PG
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The One Without the Ski Trip
    Friends
    Ross and Rachel remain apart while their friends feel forced to choose between them.
    TV-PG
  • 4:30 pm ET
    The One with the Hypnosis Tape
    Friends
    Phoebe is distraught when her brother wants to marry a woman twice his age. While working as a waitress, Monica gets a tip from an admirer worth a small fortune. A hypnosis tape makes Chandler act like a woman.
    TV-PG
  • 5:00 pm ET
    The One with the Tiny T-Shirt
    Friends
    Ross is upset when Rachel returns his personal belongings and dates Mark. Monica dates a millionaire.
    TV-PG
  • 5:30 pm ET
    The One with the Dollhouse
    Friends
    Joey thinks he's found his true love. Rachel's boss dates Chandler, creating big trouble for Rachel. Monica inherits a dollhouse.
    TV-14 (S)
  • 6:00 pm ET
    The One with a Chick and a Duck
    Friends
    When Pete buys a restaurant, Monica must make a difficult decision. Ross makes a sacrifice for Rachel. Joey buys Chandler an unusual pet.
    TV-PG
  • 6:30 pm ET
    The One with the Screamer
    Friends
    Ross tries to convince Rachel that her date is psychotic. Joey's play gets terrible reviews.
    TV-PG
  • 7:00 pm ET
    The One with Ross's Thing
    Friends
    Ross finds a strange growth on his buttocks. Phoebe can't choose between two guys. Monica's boyfriend surprises her.
    TV-PG
  • 7:30 pm ET
    The One with the Ultimate Fighting Champion
    Friends
    Monica's boyfriend cannot stop fighting. Chandler's boss is overly friendly.
    TV-PG
  • 8:00 pm ET
    The Killer Robot Instability
    The Big Bang Theory
    Penny's criticism of Wolowitz's romantic life pushes him into depression and AWOL for a fighting robot battle the rest of the guys are depending on him for.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 8:30 pm ET
    The Friendship Algorithim
    The Big Bang Theory
    Looking to get friendly with Barry Kripke to gain access to a piece of high-tech lab equipment, Sheldon develops a flowchart process to make friends.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 9:00 pm ET
    The Financial Permeability
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Sheldon loans money to Penny so she can pay her rent, it leads to Leonard coming face-to-face with her ex, Kurt.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 9:30 pm ET
    The Maternal Capacitance
    The Big Bang Theory
    A visit from Leonard's mother ends up bringing him and Penny closer.
    TV-PG (DS)
  • 10:00 pm ET
    The Cushion Saturation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Paintball leads to a squabble between Sheldon and Penny as well as romance between Howard and Leslie.
    TV-14 (DLS)
  • 10:30 pm ET
    The Terminator Decoupling
    The Big Bang Theory
    The gang is thrilled when they see Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles' Summer Glau is also aboard their train to San Francisco for a scientific symposium. Sheldon frets over having forgotten a paper he wants to present to George Smoot.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 11:00 pm ET
    The Work Song Nanocluster
    The Big Bang Theory
    Penny's business selling hair accessories out of her apartment gets out of hand when an over-caffeinated Sheldon takes charge.
    TV-14 (D)
  • 11:30 pm ET
    The Dead Hooker Juxtaposition
    The Big Bang Theory
    Penny feels threatened when another sexy woman moves into the apartment building and angered when she senses the guys are being taken advantage of.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 12:00 am ET
    The Hofstadter Isotope
    The Big Bang Theory
    A fellow comic book enthusiast's hitting on Penny leads to Leonard, Raj and Howard going to a bar's Ladies' Night.
    TV-PG (DLS)
  • 12:30 am ET
    The Vegas Renormalization
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard and Raj take Wolowitz to Las Vegas to help him get over his break-up with Leslie. Sheldon, home alone and looking forward to it, locks himself out and has only one other place to stay: Penny's.
    TV-14 (D)
  • 1:00 am ET
    The Classified Materials Turbulence
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard is torn between being honest or self-serving when Stuart asks his advice for an upcoming second date with Penny. Wolowitz realizes there's a crucial error in a toilet he designed for the International Space Station.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 1:30 am ET
    The Monopolar Expedition
    The Big Bang Theory
    The guys receive a prestigious offer to work over the summer at the North Pole, and Penny's resultant behavior leaves Leonard unsure if he should go.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 2:00 am ET
    Henderson
    American Dad
    Stan's childhood imaginary friend returns to collect a debt. Klaus has a big date and needs a fishbowl upgrade.
    TV-14 (DLSV)
  • 2:30 am ET
    Hot Scoomp
    American Dad
    Hayley searches for guidance and instead finds a community of 'cool butts.'
    TV-14 (DLV)
  • 3:00 am ET
    Lumberjerk
    American Dad
    Stan is forced to partner with Jeff in a lumberjack competition. Meanwhile, Steve, Francine and Snot enter a contest to win a vintage pickup truck.
    TV-14 (DLSV)
  • 3:30 am ET
    Stan & Francine & Stan & Francine & Radika
    American Dad
    Stan and Francine go back in time to settle an argument.
    TV-14 (DLSV)
Tuesday, Aug 06

  • 4:00 am ET
    Flush After Reading
    American Dad
    Francine and Roger get lost in a good book (or five) after Francine escapes an embarrassing situation. Stan reluctantly hangs out at the library.
    TV-14 (DLV)
  • 4:30 am ET
    Comb Over: A Hair Piece
    American Dad
    Stan finally decides to do something about his secret baldness and enlists the help of Josay Bosay, Roger's famed hair-stylist-to-the-stars persona.
    TV-14 (DLSV)
  • 5:00 am ET
    Plot Heavy
    American Dad
    After Stan sells off the coveted family plot, the family opens their own cemetery in the backyard with the help of basketball Hall-of-Famer Scottie Pippen.
    TV-14 (DLV)
  • 5:30 am ET
    The Sinister Fate!!
    American Dad
    A new friendship causes Hayley to start worrying she might be slowly turning into Francine. Steve and his friends try out for Roger's improv troupe.
    TV-14 (DLS)
  • 6:00 am ET
    Dr. Sunderson's SunSuckers
    American Dad
    Hayley and Jeff help one of Roger's personas run a solar company.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 6:30 am ET
    Family Time
    American Dad
    Stan and the family go out to dinner at a buffet restaurant! Meanwhile, Roger becomes a flower.
    TV-14 (DLV)
  • 7:00 am ET
    Cry Baby
    American Dad
    When Stan realizes he can't cry, he asks Steve to teach him empathy.
    TV-14 (DLV)
  • 7:30 am ET
    Crystal Clear
    American Dad
    Stan gets in over his head trying to impress Toshi's dad; Klaus and Jeff head to the country for a weekend getaway.
    TV-14 (DLV)
  • 8:00 am ET
    Cell Block
    Impractical Jokers
    From bombing job interviews to trashing their Nona's sauce, the Jokers are not on their game this week, with one Loser being punished by confronting cellphone users in this nail-biting punishment!
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 8:30 am ET
    Tournament of Losers
    Impractical Jokers
    Uh oh! Kicking good people out and stealing from strangers is what's on the agenda for the Jokers this week, with one of them ruining the entire night of a whole sports bar in tonight's big punishment!
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 9:00 am ET
    The Love God
    Family Matters
    Steve thwarts Eddie's potential romance. Carl is undercover in drag.
    TV-G
  • 9:30 am ET
    Old and Alone
    Family Matters
    On Laura's fifteenth birthday, Steve chases a boy she likes away from her by claiming she has a highly infectious disease. Laura doesn't want Steve around her, but she changes her mind.
    TV-G
  • 10:00 am ET
    A Pair of Ladies
    Family Matters
    Carl's boss sets Urkel up in a poker game.
    TV-G
  • 10:30 am ET
    Quirky Eggheads and Texas Snow Globes
    Young Sheldon
    Mary worries about Sheldon's mental health.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 11:00 am ET
    A Broom Closet and Satan's Monopoly Board
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon takes his education into his own hands.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 11:30 am ET
    An Entrepreneurialist and a Swat on the Bottom
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon leaves town after a fight with Meemaw and his parents.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 12:00 pm ET
    Hobbitses, Physicses and a Ball with Zip
    Young Sheldon
    On a science break, Sheldon discovers The Lord of the Rings.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 12:30 pm ET
    A Pineapple and the Bosom of Male Friendship
    Young Sheldon
    Dr. Sturgis returns from the mental hospital.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 1:00 pm ET
    A Parasol and a Hell of an Arm
    Young Sheldon
    Missy tries out for the baseball team.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 1:30 pm ET
    The One at the Beach
    Friends
    The friends stay at a beach house. Phoebe meets someone who knows details about her family. Rachel expresses her jealousy of Ross' uninhibited girlfriend.
    TV-PG
  • 2:00 pm ET
    The One with the Jellyfish
    Friends
    Ross loves dating Rachel again but hates what he did to accomplish the reconciliation. Phoebe gets to know her mother.
    TV-PG
  • 2:30 pm ET
    The One with the Cat
    Friends
    Phoebe thinks her adoptive mother's spirit inhabits a stray cat. Joey's attempt to sell his entertainment center proves hazardous.
    TV-PG
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One with the Cuffs
    Friends
    Monica tries to prove her mother wrong. Chandler gets into an embarrassing situation while dating Rachel's boss.
    TV-14 (S)
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One with the Ballroom Dancing
    Friends
    Joey makes an odd deal with the building superintendent to prevent him from evicting Rachel and Monica. Phoebe wants to date her sexy massage client.
    TV-PG
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The One with Joey's New Girlfriend
    Friends
    Joey thinks Chandler hates Joey's new girlfriend -- but the truth could be even more upsetting. Ross and Rachel try to make each other jealous.
    TV-14
  • 4:30 pm ET
    The One with the Dirty Girl
    Friends
    Ross' beautiful new girlfriend has a disgusting secret. Chandler becomes more familiar with Joey's girlfriend.
    TV-PG
  • 5:00 pm ET
    The One Where Chandler Crosses the Line
    Friends
    Chandler is guilt-ridden after kissing Joey's girlfriend. Ross' musical talents are not as amazing as he and Phoebe think.
    TV-PG
  • 5:30 pm ET
    The One with Chandler in a Box
    Friends
    On Thanksgiving, Joey wants to punish Chandler for kissing Kathy. Monica gets a surprise when she visits an eye doctor.
    TV-PG
  • 6:00 pm ET
    The One Where They're Going to Party!
    Friends
    The guys try to be spontaneous and wild. After Monica gives a bad restaurant review, she receives a new career opportunity. Rachel's boss offers her a promotion.
    TV-PG
  • 6:30 pm ET
    The One with the Girl from Poughkeepsie
    Friends
    Ross struggles to maintain a long-distance relationship. Chandler tries to get a date for Rachel. Monica schemes to establish authority at her new restaurant job.
    TV-PG
  • 7:00 pm ET
    The One with Phoebe's Uterus
    Friends
    Phoebe's half-brother makes an astounding announcement and a thought-provoking request. Joey finds himself in a class struggle.
    TV-14 (D)
  • 7:30 pm ET
    The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Discovering Leonard, Raj and Howard fudged the results of his Arctic research expedition, a disgraced Sheldon heads home to Texas.
    TV-PG (DLS)
  • 8:00 pm ET
    The Jiminy Conjecture
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Howard wager comic books over a cricket's species. Meanwhile, a less-than-perfect romantic night agonizes Leonard and Penny.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 8:30 pm ET
    The Gothowitz Deviation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Howard takes Raj along to check out the Goth dating scene. Sheldon uses chocolate as part of a behavior modification experiment on Penny.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 9:00 pm ET
    The Pirate Solution
    The Big Bang Theory
    Facing a return to India, Raj needs a job desperately enough to consider working for Sheldon. Meanwhile, Howard becomes a third wheel to Leonard and Penny.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 9:30 pm ET
    The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon looks forward to squaring off against an actor from the Star Trek universe he holds enmity towards in a fantasy card game tournament. Wolowitz cashes in on an old pact with Leonard to get Penny to set him up with a friend of hers.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 10:00 pm ET
    The Cornhusker Vortex
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard, hoping to fit in with Penny's football-loving friends, gets tutored in the sport by Sheldon. Raj is infuriated when Wolowitz's skirt-chasing leads to the loss of his prized patang.
    TV-PG (DLS)
  • 10:30 pm ET
    MLB on TBS Leadoff
    MLB Pre-Game on TBS
    No Rating Available
  • 11:00 pm ET
    Milwaukee Brewers at Atlanta Braves
    MLB on TBS
    The Milwaukee Brewers take on the Atlanta Braves, August 6, 2024, at 7:00 p.m.
    No Rating Available
  • 2:00 am ET
    MLB on TBS Closer
    MLB Post-Game on TBS
    No Rating Available
  • 2:30 am ET
    Creator League Basketball Showdown
    B/R (Season 2024)
    Creator League is back at DreamCon with Duke Dennis and Mark Phillips headlining an epic 5v5 basketball game featuring CashNasty, Ludwig, Plaqueboymax, ImDavisss and more!
    No Rating Available
  • 3:30 am ET
    Ringmaster Keifth
    Modern Family
    Trying to recover from his Thanksgiving debacle, Cam decides to treat the family to a New Year's Day feast. After realizing that Cam's recent attempt is also a complete fail, Mitch uses a "concierge gift card" that he received as a Christmas gift.
    TV-PG (DL)
Wednesday, Aug 07

  • 4:00 am ET
    Sarge & Pea
    Modern Family
    Cam is incensed that a rude parent robbed him of a precious Lily moment during her dance recital. He thinks he recognizes the culprit and gives her a piece of his mind. Meanwhile, Jay, Claire and Mitch attend a wedding and unexpectedly run into Dede.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 4:30 am ET
    Do You Believe in Magic?
    Modern Family
    Fearful that the romance between him and Claire is fizzling, Phil calls upon his alter ego to get Valentine's Day back on track. Meanwhile, Jay shows favoritism when he and Gloria deal with Joe's Valentine gift-giving and Manny's dating indecisiveness.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 5:00 am ET
    Do It Yourself
    Modern Family
    Phil convinces Jay to co-invest in a property he has always wanted to develop. Meanwhile, Claire's new love of cooking Sunday dinners hasn't been as tasty as she thinks, and Haley is the family's only hope to add a little spice to the situation.
    TV-PG (DS)
  • 5:30 am ET
    Heavy Is the Head
    Modern Family
    Phil and Jay's property investment might turn out to be a bust. Meanwhile, Cam lands in the hospital due to a head injury and refuses to have an MRI, and Gloria surprises Claire with a day of luxury at the office, which turns out to be badly timed.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 6:00 am ET
    Finding Fizbo
    Modern Family
    Cam receives a video of someone desecrating his Fizbo costume. Meanwhile, Phil's in for a surprise when he meets his soon-to-be step-brother at Frank's bachelor party. Finally, Manny's newest play hits too close to home for Gloria, Claire and Haley.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 6:30 am ET
    Basketball!
    Modern Family
    After choking at last year's charity basketball game, Phil has been training all year to redeem himself. However, when NBA stars Charles Barkley and DeAndre Jordan attend the game and start making bets, Phil tries to not buckle under the pressure.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 7:00 am ET
    Pig Moon Rising
    Modern Family
    Mitchell accidentally knocks over an urn filled with the ashes of Cam's pet pig and devises a cover-up to hide his blunder. Hoping to catch Mitchell in his lie, Cam makes up a tall tale to trap him, but his own lie soon becomes too big to manage.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 7:30 am ET
    Five Minutes
    Modern Family
    Mitch and Cam have five minutes to catch a flight while fighting the effects of sleeping pills. Then at Rainer's birthday dinner, Haley and Rainer are forced to reevaluate their entire relationship. Meanwhile, Phil and Claire pay a surprise visit to Alex.
    TV-PG
  • 8:00 am ET
    Frank's Wedding
    Modern Family
    Frank Dunphy's Roaring 20s-themed wedding day is finally here, and Phil gets the Dunphy clan to show up in costume. Once Claire and the kids realize they are the only ones dressed-up, they feel it's time for a "funny" intervention with Phil.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 8:30 am ET
    Choir Trouble
    Family Matters
    Steve comes to church with the Winslows and decides to join the choir. When Rachel, the new choir director, discovers he's tone deaf, she won't allow him to participate.
    TV-G
  • 9:00 am ET
    A Test of Friendship
    Family Matters
    Carl sleeps on the couch while his house is robbed. Worried that he'll flunk a chemistry test, Eddie convinces Steve to help him cheat. When Steve is caught, Eddie refuses to admit that he was the one cheating.
    TV-G
  • 9:30 am ET
    Jailhouse Blues
    Family Matters
    Eddie and Steve land in jail when Eddie's smooth-talking cousin Clarence steals a Ferrari.
    TV-G
  • 10:00 am ET
    Brown Bombshell
    Family Matters
    Carl struggles with Steve's pen pal, a woman who has just been released from prison. She is in love with Steve, but Steve had sent her a photo of Carl. Mother Winslow tries to relate family history to her uninterested grandchildren.
    TV-G
  • 10:30 am ET
    Food, Lies and Videotape
    Family Matters
    Steve takes a cooking class.
    TV-G
  • 11:00 am ET
    Pongo Pygmaeus and a Culture That Encourages Spitting
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon starts the first internet flame war.
    TV-PG (LV)
  • 11:30 am ET
    The Sin of Greed and a Chimichanga from Chi-Chi's
    Young Sheldon
    The university tries to recruit Sheldon, through George.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 12:00 pm ET
    A Party Invitation, Football Grapes and an Earth Chicken
    Young Sheldon
    George and Dr. Sturgis have male-bonding time.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 12:30 pm ET
    Teenager Soup and a Little Ball of Fib
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon faces his fear of the swimming pool.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 1:00 pm ET
    A Live Chicken, A Fried Chicken and Holy Matrimony
    Young Sheldon
    Mary plans Pastor Jeff's wedding.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 1:30 pm ET
    Body Glitter and a Mall Safety Kit
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon catches Paige shoplifting.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 2:00 pm ET
    The One with the Embryos
    Friends
    Phoebe finds out whether she is pregnant or not. A simple challenge escalates into a full-blown contest between the guys and the women.
    TV-PG
  • 2:30 pm ET
    The One with Rachel's Crush
    Friends
    Rachel schemes to get a handsome client to ask her on a date. Chandler's jealousy causes problems with his girlfriend.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One with Joey's Dirty Day
    Friends
    Charlton Heston finds Joey in a compromising position during a movie shoot. Rachel regrets asking Ross for a favor.
    TV-14 (S)
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One with All the Rugby
    Friends
    Chandler's annoying former girlfriend reappears. Ross plays rugby to impress Emily with painful results.
    TV-PG
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The One with the Fake Party
    Friends
    Trying to become better acquainted with her sexy client, Rachel inadvertently thwarts Ross' plans for a romantic evening with his girlfriend.
    TV-PG
  • 4:30 pm ET
    The One with the Free Porn
    Friends
    Monica helps Ross tell his girlfriend that he loves her. Phoebe gets some surprising news about her pregnancy.
    TV-14 (D)
  • 5:00 pm ET
    The One with Rachel's New Dress
    Friends
    Ross and his ex-wife become jealous when their lovers go to England together. Rachel's plans to seduce her boyfriend go awry.
    TV-PG
  • 5:30 pm ET
    The One with All the Haste
    Friends
    Drastic changes occur in Ross' relationship with Emily. Monica and Rachel will do anything to get their old apartment back from the guys.
    TV-PG
  • 6:00 pm ET
    The One with All the Wedding Dresses
    Friends
    Rachel reacts drastically to Ross' engagement. Chandler becomes exasperated by Joey's snoring.
    TV-PG
  • 6:30 pm ET
    The One with the Invitation
    Friends
    Rachel and the engaged Ross reminisce separately about when they dated each other. The friends get invitations to Ross' wedding but not all of them are going.
    TV-PG
  • 7:00 pm ET
    The One with the Worst Best Man Ever
    Friends
    Joey loses Ross' treasured wedding ring. Phoebe has extreme mood variations from her pregnancy.
    TV-PG
  • 7:30 pm ET
    The One with Ross's Wedding: Part 1
    Friends
    Rachel stays home while the others go to England for Ross' wedding.
    TV-PG
  • 8:00 pm ET
    The Guitarist Amplification
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard and Penny's first big fight sees Sheldon playing mediator due to childhood trauma that's left him with an inability to be around loud verbal conflicts.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 8:30 pm ET
    The Adhesive Duck Deficiency
    The Big Bang Theory
    With the rest of the gang off on a desert camping trip to view the Leonid meteor shower, Sheldon must play hero after Penny slips in the tub and dislocates her shoulder.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 9:00 pm ET
    The Vengeance Formulation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Barry Kripke pranks Sheldon during his spot on NPR, leaving him with a taste for vengeance. Wolowitz, pressured by Bernadette to define their relationship, gets advice from a fantasy version of Katee Sackhoff.
    TV-14 (D)
  • 9:30 pm ET
    The Gorilla Experiment
    The Big Bang Theory
    Penny seeks Sheldon's help to better comprehend Leonard's physics work. Wolowitz sees green when Leonard invites Bernadette to watch an experiment.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 10:00 pm ET
    The Maternal Congruence
    The Big Bang Theory
    A Christmas visit from his mother has Leonard discovering she's kept a lot of news from him that she shares with Sheldon and worrying if she'll approve of his romance with Penny.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 10:30 pm ET
    The Psychic Vortex
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard is aghast to find out a secret of Penny's: she believes in psychics. Meanwhile, Sheldon tries to assist Koothrappali in picking up a girl at a university party.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 11:00 pm ET
    The Bozeman Reaction
    The Big Bang Theory
    A robbery of their apartment sees Leonard and Sheldon call on their friends to devise a security system.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 11:30 pm ET
    The Einstein Approximation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Stuck on the solution to a physics problem, Sheldon seeks a number of alternative approaches to change his thinking and free the mental block -- including working with Penny at The Cheesecake Factory.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 12:00 am ET
    Ep. 253 - Dynamite 8/7/2024
    All Elite Wrestling: Dynamite
    All Elite Wrestling continues to inject new spirit, freshness, and energy into to mainstream wrestling featuring a world-class roster of diverse male and female wrestlers.
    TV-14 (DLV)
  • 2:00 am ET
    Cell Block
    Impractical Jokers
    From bombing job interviews to trashing their Nona's sauce, the Jokers are not on their game this week, with one Loser being punished by confronting cellphone users in this nail-biting punishment!
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 2:30 am ET
    Tournament of Losers
    Impractical Jokers
    Uh oh! Kicking good people out and stealing from strangers is what's on the agenda for the Jokers this week, with one of them ruining the entire night of a whole sports bar in tonight's big punishment!
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 3:00 am ET
    All Things Being Equal
    Modern Family
    Gloria, Claire, Haley, Alex, Lily, Luke and Manny are equally committed to showing their support for gender equality and the women's movement in different ways. Meanwhile, Jay and Phil disagree on how their parking lot attendant should be run their lot.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 3:30 am ET
    Alone Time
    Modern Family
    When Mitch and Jay separately seek out a retreat from the family and end up at the same resort, it becomes clear how "related" they really are. Meanwhile, Phil and Claire can't seem to enjoy the empty-nester life, and Cam drops in to lend Gloria a hand.
    TV-PG (DL)
Thursday, Aug 08

  • 4:00 am ET
    The Graduates
    Modern Family
    Manny's father, Javier, shows up for his graduation and takes him out to celebrate, leaving Jay to pick up the pieces. Meanwhile, the families get ready for Luke and Manny's big day and deal with the emotions that come with seeing your kids grow up.
    TV-14
  • 4:30 am ET
    Lake Life
    Modern Family
    Jay forces the family to take their family vacation on a houseboat to create memories that will last after he's gone. Meanwhile, Mitchell runs into an old flame, Cam has to stay out of the sun, and Phil and Claire try out some adventurous excursions.
    TV-14
  • 5:00 am ET
    The Long Goodbye
    Modern Family
    Phil and Claire realize that Alex may be more self-sufficient in college than they give her credit for when they drop in for a quick visit. Meanwhile, Manny is determined to avoid a long tearful goodbye after Gloria and Jay move him into his college dorm.
    TV-14
  • 5:30 am ET
    Catch of the Day
    Modern Family
    Phil thinks he's going to have bad luck after failing to complete his daily superstition, but Claire is eager to go to a concert and has no time for his silly notions. Meanwhile, Mitch is certain that Cam's undermining him during their kitchen renovation.
    TV-14 (D)
  • 6:00 am ET
    Sex, Lies, and Kickball
    Modern Family
    Jay's best friend, Shorty, visits and stays at the house so they can catch up, but Shorty ends up spending more time with Gloria than Jay. Meanwhile, Alex is going to prove to Claire that her relationship with Ben is definitely a sexual relationship.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 6:30 am ET
    It's the Great Pumpkin, Phil Dunphy
    Modern Family
    Phil and Claire still want to celebrate Halloween in a big way, but no one shares their enthusiasm. Over at the Pritchett's, Mitch and Cam are frustrated by how long Jay is taking to finish their kitchen remodel, which forces Mitch to stand up to his dad.
    TV-14
  • 7:00 am ET
    Ten Years Later
    Modern Family
    Claire is determined to make up for her bad mood at Jay and Gloria's wedding by throwing their tenth-anniversary party. As part of the festivities, Phil is going to perform a magic trick featuring Gloria appearing out of thin air in her wedding dress.
    TV-14
  • 7:30 am ET
    Winner Winner Turkey Dinner
    Modern Family
    During Jay's Thanksgiving toast, he honors the entire family on their recent successes, even though everyone knows that isn't quite true. Meanwhile, Phil works hard to master a classic magic trick and prove he's not the family failure.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 8:00 am ET
    Brushes with Celebrity
    Modern Family
    The Pritchett-Dunphy-Tucker clan recount all their biggest celebrity encounters. Phil shows a house to his musical hero and is determined to make a good impression. Meanwhile, Jay's serves jury duty alongside one of America's biggest football icons.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 8:30 am ET
    Tough Love
    Modern Family
    After leaving his real estate firm to strike out on his own, Phil decides a solo camping trip is just what he needs to boost his confidence. Meanwhile, Mitchell's plan to teach Cam a lesson in gullibility and Lily a lesson in responsibility backfires.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 9:00 am ET
    Welcome to Boomtown
    Miracle Workers
    TV-14 (DLV)
  • 9:30 am ET
    Love and Kisses
    Family Matters
    Desperate for Laura's attention, Steve promises to introduce her to soul singer Johnny Gill in exchange for a kiss. After 20 years of marriage, Carl and Harriette finally have a honeymoon, but with some unexpected problems.
    TV-G
  • 10:00 am ET
    Dudes
    Family Matters
    Eddie, Waldo and Steve are contestants on a television dating show where Steve professes his eternal love for Laura, embarrassing her. Carl lies about not wanting a birthday party.
    TV-G
  • 10:30 am ET
    Robo-Nerd II
    Family Matters
    Steve's robot look-alike, Urkelbot, returns to fight crime. The Winslow women try a new line of hair products and go bald.
    TV-G
  • 11:00 am ET
    Contracts, Rules and a Little Bit of Pig Brains
    Young Sheldon
    George and Georgie go camping with Meemaw's boyfriends.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 11:30 am ET
    A Slump, a Cross and Roadside Gravel
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon and Georgie bond over a money-making opportunity.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 12:00 pm ET
    A Boyfriend's Ex-Wife and a Good Luck Head Rub
    Young Sheldon
    Meemaw meets Dale's ex-wife.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 12:30 pm ET
    Pasadena
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon visits CalTech for the very first time.
    TV-PG
  • 1:00 pm ET
    An Academic Crime and a More Romantic Taco Bell
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon accuses Dr. Sturgis of plagiarism.
    TV-PG
  • 1:30 pm ET
    A Couple Bruised Ribs and a Cereal Box Ghost Detector
    Young Sheldon
    George accidentally sends the school librarian to the hospital.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 2:00 pm ET
    The One with Ross's Wedding: Part 2
    Friends
    Rachel frantically tries to get to London before Ross marries Emily. Ross' father clashes with Emily's.
    TV-PG
  • 2:30 pm ET
    The One After Ross Says Rachel
    Friends
    Will Emily forgive Ross before their honeymoon? Monica and Chandler agree to end their new relationship.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One with All the Kissing
    Friends
    Ross' new wife won't speak to him. Rachel appoints Monica her advisor in romance. Phoebe feels neglected.
    TV-PG (S)
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One-Hundredth
    Friends
    While Phoebe delivers triplets, Joey experiences his own pain. Monica plans a date with a male nurse to spite Chandler.
    TV-PG
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS
    Friends
    Joey challenges Phoebe to perform a completely selfless act. Monica gets upset when Chandler gloats about sex. Ross might finally reconcile with Emily but he must make a tough decision.
    TV-PG
  • 4:30 pm ET
    The One with the Kips
    Friends
    Ross tells Rachel that he cannot be around her once Emily comes to New York. Chandler and Monica try to have a romantic weekend.
    TV-14 (DS)
  • 5:00 pm ET
    The One with the Yeti
    Friends
    Will Ross obey Emily and move away from his friends? Monica and Rachel meet a monster.
    TV-PG
  • 5:30 pm ET
    The One Where Ross Moves In
    Friends
    Joey and Chandler regret letting Ross move in with them. Rachel schemes to get her new neighbor to ask her on a date.
    TV-PG
  • 6:00 pm ET
    The One with the Thanksgiving Flashbacks
    Friends
    The friends find out about Monica's worst Thanksgiving ever.
    TV-14 (D)
  • 6:30 pm ET
    The One with Ross' Sandwich
    Friends
    Joey becomes exasperated from hiding Chandler and Monica's secret. Ross gets in trouble when he expresses his rage.
    TV-14 (DS)
  • 7:00 pm ET
    The One with the Inappropriate Sister
    Friends
    A bored Ross creates havoc in Joey and Chandler's lives. Rachel is disturbed by her date's inappropriate relationship with his sister.
    TV-PG
  • 7:30 pm ET
    The One with All the Resolutions
    Friends
    On New Year's Eve, the friends make resolutions for the coming year but keeping them proves difficult.
    TV-PG
  • 8:00 pm ET
    The Large Hadron Collision
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Leonard is offered a trip to Switzerland on Valentine's Day to see a particle accelerator, he must choose between taking Penny or Sheldon.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 8:30 pm ET
    The Excelsior Acquisition
    The Big Bang Theory
    An appearance in traffic court comes at the worst possible time for Sheldon, the same day Stan Lee is appearing at the comic book store.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 9:00 pm ET
    The Precious Fragmentation
    The Big Bang Theory
    The guys go to a garage sale and find a ring from the Lord of the Rings films, and the rare find threatens their friendship.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 9:30 pm ET
    The Pants Alternative
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon's fear of speaking in front of large groups threatens his ability to accept an award, so the gang tries to help him get ready for the big night.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 10:00 pm ET
    The Wheaton Recurrence
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon gets to square off at the bowling alley against nemesis Wil Wheaton. Meanwhile, Leonard's miffed when Penny doesn't respond the way he hoped after saying "I love you."
    TV-PG (DLS)
  • 10:30 pm ET
    The Spaghetti Catalysis
    The Big Bang Theory
    Subsequent to Leonard and Penny's break-up, Sheldon tries to hide from Leonard and the gang that he had a friendly spaghetti dinner at Penny's.
    TV-14 (D)
  • 11:00 pm ET
    The Plimpton Stimulation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon hosts a visiting female physicist, but her intelligence seems matched by her libido.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 11:30 pm ET
    The Staircase Implementation
    The Big Bang Theory
    A squabble over the thermostat setting leads to Leonard going over to Penny's and recounting for her the story of how he met and moved in with Sheldon.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 12:00 am ET
    The Lunar Excitation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Howard and Raj try to find the perfect match for Sheldon by setting him up on an Internet dating site. Seeing her new boyfriend interact with the gang makes it clear to Penny that she can't go back to dating dumb jocks after dating Leonard.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 12:30 am ET
    The Robotic Manipulation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Howard uses a robotic arm for his own pleasure. Sheldon goes on a date with Amy Farrah Fowler, his first date ever, and Penny finds herself accompanying them.
    TV-14 (D)
  • 1:00 am ET
    The Cruciferous Vegetable Amplification
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon calculates that he'll be dead before technology exists to download his consciousness into a robot, so he goes on a binge of healthy living and ultra-safety.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 1:30 am ET
    The Zazzy Substitution
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon breaks up with Amy Farrah Fowler, and the guys worry when he starts replacing her with cats.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 2:00 am ET
    Bowling for Dollars
    Impractical Jokers
    Today the Jokers are snagging tips and spinning the Wheel of Doom to determine who will be the losing Joker, who will be excusing his bad behavior with a very "generous" compensation.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 2:30 am ET
    Eric Andre Returns
    Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes
    n Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes packs classic, fan-favorite episodes with shareable pop-up facts, behind-the-scenes stories and surprising factoids directly from the Jokers.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 3:00 am ET
    Paul Blart: Mall Cop
    A single, suburban dad tries to make ends meet as a security officer at a New Jersey mall. It's a job he takes very seriously, though no one else does.
    TV-PG (DLV)
Friday, Aug 09

  • 5:00 am ET
    Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2
    After six years of keeping our malls safe, Paul Blart has earned a well-deserved vacation. So he heads off to Las Vegas with his teenage daughter before she leaves to go to college. But crime never takes a holiday, and when duty calls, Blart answers.
    TV-PG (V)
  • 7:00 am ET
    Stop in the Name of Love
    Family Matters
    Harriette and Carl agree that Mother Winslow's vision is too bad for her to keep driving but neither one wants to tell her. Laura tries to give Waldo some confidence and Waldo thinks she's in love with him.
    TV-G
  • 7:30 am ET
    The Urkel Who Came to Dinner
    Family Matters
    When his parents go on vacation without him, Harriette invites Steve to stay with the Winslows.
    TV-G
  • 8:00 am ET
    Farewell, My Laura
    Family Matters
    Rachel and Laura read a story that Steve wrote. In the story, Steve is a 1940s detective whom Laura hires to protect Rachel, but when Rachel is killed, Steve must investigate all the suspects and deduce her murderer's identity.
    TV-G
  • 8:30 am ET
    Surely You Joust
    Family Matters
    When Carl becomes angry with his obnoxious neighbor, Steve, they arrange to fight it out, on national television.
    TV-G
  • 9:00 am ET
    Hot Wheels
    Family Matters
    Carl buys Eddie a used police car so they can refurbish it together. Steve glues himself to Laura just as she is supposed to go out on a much anticipated date.
    TV-G
  • 9:30 am ET
    Dance to the Music
    Family Matters
    Laura is impressed when Steve arranges a great date for her with another guy. Carl is jealous when Harriette takes piano lessons from a handsome young man.
    TV-G
  • 10:00 am ET
    Driving Carl Crazy
    Family Matters
    Carl blames his serious health problems on Steve Urkel.
    TV-G
  • 10:30 am ET
    Rumor Has It
    Family Matters
    Ted starts the rumor that he had sex with Laura and it's up to Steve and Eddie to reveal the truth.
    TV-G
  • 11:00 am ET
    A House for Sale and Serious Woman Stuff
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon sets out to find the perfect neighbors.
    TV-PG
  • 11:30 am ET
    A Baby Tooth and the Egyptian God of Knowledge
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon has a scientific breakthrough at the dentist's office.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 12:00 pm ET
    A Secret Letter and a Lowly Disc of Processed Meat
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon discovers Mary's been keeping a secret about him.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 12:30 pm ET
    Graduation
    Young Sheldon
    After graduating high school, Sheldon has a breakdown when he realizes he may not be ready for college. Also, Dale tries to make amends with Meemaw.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 1:00 pm ET
    A Docent, a Little Lady and a Bouncer Named Dalton
    Young Sheldon
    While Sheldon volunteers at a local train museum, Missy embarks on a new stage of womanhood, and Georgie discovers his mother's guilty pleasure.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 1:30 pm ET
    Training Wheels and an Unleashed Chicken
    Young Sheldon
    With college in sight, Sheldon is determined to ride his bike without training wheels and has Missy teach him. Meanwhile, Mary and George argue over parenting styles.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 2:00 pm ET
    The One with Chandler's Work Laugh
    Friends
    Chandler's behavior toward his boss annoys Monica. Ross' latest romance astounds everyone.
    TV-PG
  • 2:30 pm ET
    The One with Joey's Bag
    Friends
    Phoebe meets another long-lost relative. Joey wears a shoulder bag.
    TV-PG
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One Where Everybody Finds Out
    Friends
    Chandler and Monica's relationship becomes less of a secret. Ross must prove to his boss that he's sane in order to return to work.
    TV-14 (DS)
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One with the Girl Who Hits Joey
    Friends
    Chandler thinks Monica wants more from their relationship. Ross fails to impress his new neighbors.
    TV-PG
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The One with the Cop
    Friends
    Joey wonders if he is in love with Monica. Phoebe impersonates a police officer.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 4:30 pm ET
    The One with Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss
    Friends
    Rachel interviews for a great job but she may get it for the wrong reason. Monica competes to have a better relationship than Phoebe's.
    TV-14 (DS)
  • 5:00 pm ET
    The One Where Rachel Smokes
    Friends
    Rachel submits to peer pressure at work. Joey and Ross' son audition for the same commercial but only one can get the part.
    TV-PG
  • 5:30 pm ET
    The One Where Ross Can't Flirt
    Friends
    Ross' flirting technique fails to impress a cute pizza-delivery woman. A surprise awaits Joey when he tells everyone about his big television appearance.
    TV-PG
  • 6:00 pm ET
    The One with the Ride Along
    Friends
    The guys enjoy riding along with a police officer until a gunshot is heard. Rachel overhears a telephone message for Ross from his second ex-wife.
    TV-PG
  • 6:30 pm ET
    The One with the Ball
    Friends
    Phoebe's boyfriend wants her to move in with him. Ross and Joey involve Chandler and Monica in an obsessive game.
    TV-PG
  • 7:00 pm ET
    The One with Joey's Big Break
    Friends
    Joey's first major film role leads to an unexpected experience in Las Vegas. Phoebe can't remember why she hates Ross.
    TV-PG
  • 7:30 pm ET
    The One in Vegas: Part 1
    Friends
    The gang travels to Las Vegas, Nevada, where more than one surprise awaits. After Ross misinterprets Rachel's actions, a war of public humiliation results.
    TV-PG (DS)
  • 8:00 pm ET
    The Hot Troll Deviation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Wolowitz is embarrassed when a secret of his is revealed, and Sheldon and Raj battle at work.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 8:30 pm ET
    The Desperation Emanation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon meets Amy Farrah Fowler's mother and comes to the realization he no longer wants to see Amy, and Leonard realizes everyone is in a relationship except for him.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 9:00 pm ET
    The Irish Pub Formulation
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Raj's sister has a one-day layover, he forbids the others from hooking up with her, unaware she and Leonard already did long ago.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 9:30 pm ET
    The Apology Insufficiency
    The Big Bang Theory
    The rest of the gang is interviewed by the FBI for Wolowitz's security clearance with Sheldon accidentally letting slip some damaging information.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 10:00 pm ET
    The 21-Second Excitation
    The Big Bang Theory
    The guys camp out in line to see a print of Raiders of the Lost Ark with 21 extra seconds and are outraged to see Wil Wheaton and his friends being allowed to skip the line. Penny and Bernadette invite Amy to their girls night.
    TV-14 (D)
  • 10:30 pm ET
    The Boyfriend Complexity
    The Big Bang Theory
    Penny asks Leonard to lie to her visiting father, while Howard, Raj and Bernadette spend all night looking through a telescope.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 11:00 pm ET
    The Alien Parasite Hypothesis
    The Big Bang Theory
    Amy crushes on one of Penny's dim ex-boyfriends, Zack. Raj and Wolowitz argue over who'd be the better superhero.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 11:30 pm ET
    The Justice League Recombination
    The Big Bang Theory
    The guys get Zack and Penny to join their Justice League costume for a New Year's Eve bash at the comic book store.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 12:00 am ET
    Hitch
    Smooth-talking Alex "Hitch" Hitchens is a legendary "date doctor" who helps clueless clients make a great first impression. When a gossip reporter starts nosing around his business, however, Hitch has to figure out a whole new strategy to love.
    TV-14 (L)
  • 2:22 am ET
    Guess Who
    As far as Percy Jones is concerned, no man will ever be good enough for his daughter Theresa, but her new boyfriend looks good on paper. But Percy is aghast and more than a little indignant when his daughter presents her decidedly Caucasian boyfriend.
    TV-14 (DL)
Saturday, Aug 10

  • 4:24 am ET
    Hitch
    Smooth-talking Alex "Hitch" Hitchens is a legendary "date doctor" who helps clueless clients make a great first impression. When a gossip reporter starts nosing around his business, however, Hitch has to figure out a whole new strategy to love.
    TV-14 (L)
  • 6:54 am ET
    Guess Who
    As far as Percy Jones is concerned, no man will ever be good enough for his daughter Theresa, but her new boyfriend looks good on paper. But Percy is aghast and more than a little indignant when his daughter presents her decidedly Caucasian boyfriend.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 8:56 am ET
    No. 1 With a Bullet
    Family Matters
    When Steve is hospitalized for an appendectomy, Carl is happy to be rid of him. But when Carl is shot, he becomes Steve's roommate.
    TV-G
  • 9:28 am ET
    Whose Kid Is It Anyway?
    Family Matters
    Eddie promises to take Richie trick-or-treating but leaves him with Waldo, who loses the boy.
    TV-G
  • 10:00 am ET
    No Small Feet
    Modern Family
    When Claire lands a big opportunity for Pritchett's Closets, Jay expects a little validation for his contribution. Meanwhile, Pam's ex-boyfriend Bo shows up, and Mitchell sees this as the perfect opportunity to get Pam out of the house.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 10:30 am ET
    He Said, She Shed
    Modern Family
    Claire's request to build a "She Shed" in their backyard is denied, and only Luke and Phil know the real reason why. Meanwhile, Pameron lets Cam in on a family secret that forces him to visit Mitch's therapist to work through this new information.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 11:00 am ET
    Dear Beloved Family
    Modern Family
    Gloria has to rush Phil to the hospital for an emergency surgery after he experiences some intense stomach pains and rallies the entire family to be by his side.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 11:30 am ET
    In Your Head
    Modern Family
    When Luke goes missing after a night out, Manny, Phil and Gloria team up to track him down. Meanwhile, Haley is desperate to land an interview with the creator of a popular website and interrupts Alex during one of her college classes.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 12:00 pm ET
    Written in the Stars
    Modern Family
    Phil thinks that Gloria is upset at Jay for dropping the ball on Valentine's Day, so he convinces Jay to spice things up with a little role playing. Meanwhile, Mitch and Cam accidentally ruin Luke's Valentine's Day date and have to make things right.
    TV-PG (DLS)
  • 12:30 pm ET
    Spanks for the Memories
    Modern Family
    When Jay overhears Gloria talking about spanking, he assumes she is frustrated in the bedroom. When he attempts to light the spark again by giving her what she wants, he realizes he might have made a mistake. Meanwhile, Mitchell has an amazing new job.
    TV-14 (DLS)
  • 1:00 pm ET
    Wine Weekend
    Modern Family
    The family goes on a wine-tasting trip and stays in Haley's new boss's country house where the only rule is: Don't touch the tiara! Meanwhile, Gloria and Mitch are invited to a party at Oprah's house but can't bring anyone else.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 1:30 pm ET
    Royal Visit
    Modern Family
    Haley's brilliant astrophysicist boyfriend comes to meet the family, setting Claire and Phil off in a competition about which one of them is smarter, making Alex feel self-conscious about her dim but handsome firefighter boyfriend, Bill.
    TV-14
  • 2:00 pm ET
    The One with the Baby on the Bus
    Friends
    Joey and Chandler try to attract women with baby Ben. Phoebe gets terminated from her singing job and replaced by a professional, Stephanie.
    TV-PG
  • 2:30 pm ET
    The One Where Eddie Moves In
    Friends
    Joey wants to move back in with Chandler, but there's a new problem. Phoebe tapes a rock video. Ross upsets Monica.
    TV-PG
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One with the Giant Poking Device
    Friends
    Chandler and Janice make a difficult decision about their relationship. Monica accidentally injures Ben and tries to hide it from Ross.
    TV-PG
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One with the Football
    Friends
    On Thanksgiving, a good-natured football game between the friends reveals some serious rivalries.
    TV-PG
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The One with the Inappropriate Sister
    Friends
    A bored Ross creates havoc in Joey and Chandler's lives. Rachel is disturbed by her date's inappropriate relationship with his sister.
    TV-PG
  • 4:30 pm ET
    The One Where Ross Got High
    Friends
    On Thanksgiving, Chandler tries to gain favor with Monica's parents but an old secret involving Ross causes problems. Undomestic Rachel's dessert proves intriguing.
    TV-PG
  • 5:00 pm ET
    The One with the Routine
    Friends
    Joey plots the perfect opportunity to kiss Janine. Ross and Monica resurrect their dorky high school dance routine for a television special.
    TV-PG
  • 5:30 pm ET
    The One with Rachel's Assistant
    Friends
    Rachel is in a quandary when a sexy but unqualified man applies to be her assistant. Chandler, Monica and Ross tell embarrassing secrets about one another.
    TV-PG
  • 6:00 pm ET
    The One Where Rosita Dies
    Friends
    Phoebe becomes involved with a suicidal office worker. Rachel breaks Joey's favorite chair. Monica's beloved childhood belongings are destroyed.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 6:30 pm ET
    The One with Monica & Chandler's Wedding: Part 1
    Friends
    On the eve of the wedding, Ross searches for missing Chandler, who has doubts, while the girls distract unsuspecting Monica.
    TV-PG
  • 7:00 pm ET
    Ant-Man and the Wasp
    Scott Lang grapples with the consequences of his choices as both a superhero and a father. He struggles to rebalance his home life with his responsibilities as Ant-Man, when he's confronted with an urgent new mission.
    TV-14 (DLV)
  • 9:30 pm ET
    doctor strange
    After a terrible accident, Dr. Stephen Strange loses his ability to operate but finds new purpose when a mystical being known as the Ancient One reveals that Dr. Strange is the newly designated Sorcerer Supreme.
    TV-14 (DLV)
  • 12:00 am ET
    Thor: Ragnarok
    Thor is imprisoned on the other side of the universe without his mighty hammer and finds himself in a race against time to get back to Asgard to stop Ragnarok, the destruction of his homeworld and the end of Asgardian civilization.
    TV-14 (DLV)
  • 2:45 am ET
    Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
    Peter Quill and his fellow Guardians are hired by a powerful alien race, the Sovereign, to protect their precious batteries from invaders. When it is discovered that Rocket has stolen the items they were sent to guard, the Sovereign dispatch their armada.
    TV-14 (DLV)
Sunday, Aug 11

  • 5:30 am ET
    Ant-Man and the Wasp
    Scott Lang grapples with the consequences of his choices as both a superhero and a father. He struggles to rebalance his home life with his responsibilities as Ant-Man, when he's confronted with an urgent new mission.
    TV-14 (DLV)
  • 8:00 am ET
    Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
    Johnny Blaze, aka Ghost Rider, is now hiding out in remote Eastern Europe, struggling to repress his curse. He's recruited by a sect to take on the devil, who wants to take over his mortal son's body on his birthday.
    TV-14 (DLV)
  • 10:00 am ET
    Daddy Issues
    Modern Family
    When Gloria's ex-boyfriend Jorge visits, his resemblance to Manny makes Jay question if he's Manny's real dad; Phil agonizes over Claire's anniversary gift; Cam and Mitch are out of their depth when Lily gets into a fight at school over bras.
    TV-14
  • 10:30 am ET
    CHiPs and Salsa
    Modern Family
    When Haley hears that her loopy boss is looking for a product with the magical properties of peppers, she tries to gain favor by convincing Gloria to sell her salsa to NERP. Meanwhile, Mitchell gets Cam the police ride-along he's always dreamed of.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 11:00 am ET
    Mother!
    Modern Family
    When Dede drops in unexpectedly, Mitchell and Cam come to a realization about her effect on their lives; Phil, Luke, Alex and Haley all have bad news to break to Claire and compete over doing it after her monthly spa day, when she's her most relaxed.
    TV-14
  • 11:30 am ET
    The Escape
    Modern Family
    Haley meets Arvin's parents, but when things don't go as planned, fate leads to an unexpected reunion with all of her ex-boyfriends. Meanwhile, the family seizes on a nursing home visit with Jay's mean sister, Becky, to settle old scores.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 12:00 pm ET
    Clash of Swords
    Modern Family
    Mitchell sneaks out to "Hero-Con" with Phil, dressed as their favorite characters from the show "Clash of Swords." It's great until Phil commits the ultimate fan faux pas. Meanwhile, Gloria's dinosaur party for Joe is ruined when her nemesis upstages her.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 12:30 pm ET
    I Love a Parade
    Modern Family
    The Pritchett-Dunphy-Tucker clan are getting together at the annual Fourth of July parade, where Jay will be acting as the grand marshal. Meanwhile, Haley's goodbye with Arvin before his trip to Switzerland doesn't go as well as she pictured it.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 1:00 pm ET
    The One with Ross's New Girlfriend
    Friends
    Rachel gets an unpleasant surprise when Ross returns home. Phoebe has varied success cutting the friends' hair.
    TV-14
  • 1:30 pm ET
    The One with the Dollhouse
    Friends
    Joey thinks he's found his true love. Rachel's boss dates Chandler, creating big trouble for Rachel. Monica inherits a dollhouse.
    TV-14 (S)
  • 2:00 pm ET
    The One After Ross Says Rachel
    Friends
    Will Emily forgive Ross before their honeymoon? Monica and Chandler agree to end their new relationship.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 2:30 pm ET
    The One with the Cop
    Friends
    Joey wonders if he is in love with Monica. Phoebe impersonates a police officer.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One with the Apothecary Table
    Friends
    Joey finally dates Janine but she doesn't like his friends. Rachel worries Phoebe won't appreciate the way she furnishes their apartment.
    TV-PG
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One That Could Have Been: Part 2
    Friends
    In the speculative fantasy, Ross initiates romantic advances with his wife Carol. Chandler and Monica help each other overcome loneliness, Rachel learns the truth about her husband and Phoebe sneaks out of the hospital.
    TV-14
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The One Where Ross Dates a Student
    Friends
    When a fire damages their apartment, Rachel and Phoebe must choose between living temporarily with Joey or Monica. Ross gets into trouble where he teaches.
    TV-PG (S)
  • 4:30 pm ET
    The One with the Pediatrician
    Friends
    Emma's pediatrician drops her as a patient because of Rachel's constant calls.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 5:00 pm ET
    The One Where Rachel Goes Back to Work
    Friends
    Rachel crosses swords with her temporary replacement at the shop. Phoebe wreaks havoc on the set of Joey's soap opera.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 5:30 pm ET
    The One Where the Stripper Cries
    Friends
    Joey appears as a celebrity contestant on $100,000 Pyramid. Monica and Rachel hire an ungainly stripper for Phoebe's bachelorette party.
    TV-14 (D)
  • 6:00 pm ET
    Black Panther
    After the death of his father, T'Challa, the King of Wakanda, returns home to the isolated, technologically advanced African nation to succeed to the throne and take his rightful place as king.
    TV-14 (LV)
  • 8:45 pm ET
    Avengers: Infinity War
    As the Avengers and their allies continue to protect the world from threats too large for any one hero, a new danger emerges: Thanos, who threatens the fate of Earth and life itself.
    TV-14 (DLV)
  • 12:00 am ET
    The Bus Pants Utilization
    The Big Bang Theory
    Their friendship becomes strained when Sheldon tries to take over Leonard's creation of a smartphone application that solves differential equations.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 12:30 am ET
    The Love Car Displacement
    The Big Bang Theory
    Howard is jealous when Bernadette runs into her old boyfriend at a science event they're attending.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 1:00 am ET
    The Thespian Catalyst
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon wants acting lessons from Penny, hoping they will make him a better teacher.
    TV-14 (D)
  • 1:30 am ET
    The Benefactor Factor
    The Big Bang Theory
    After meeting at a fundraising gala, an aged but wealthy Caltech donor makes Leonard ponder if he's willing to have sex with her to secure another donation.
    TV-14 (D)
  • 2:00 am ET
    The Cohabitation Formulation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Howard contemplates a serious decision in his relationship with Bernadette, and Leonard and Raj's sister start seeing each other again.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 2:30 am ET
    The Toast Derivation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon is in a crisis when he realizes he's not the epicenter of the group, so he decides to find new friends.
    TV-14 (D)
  • 3:00 am ET
    Bowling for Dollars
    Impractical Jokers
    Today the Jokers are snagging tips and spinning the Wheel of Doom to determine who will be the losing Joker, who will be excusing his bad behavior with a very "generous" compensation.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 3:30 am ET
    Eric Andre Returns
    Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes
    n Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes packs classic, fan-favorite episodes with shareable pop-up facts, behind-the-scenes stories and surprising factoids directly from the Jokers.
    TV-14 (DL)
Monday, Aug 12

  • 4:00 am ET
    Avengers: Infinity War
    As the Avengers and their allies continue to protect the world from threats too large for any one hero, a new danger emerges: Thanos, who threatens the fate of Earth and life itself.
    TV-14 (DLV)