Tuesday, Oct 22

  • 4:00 am ET
    Every Which Way But Lose
    American Dad
    Stan volunteers to coach Steve's junior football team and cuts Steve when he sees how terrible Steve is.
    TV-14 (DLV)
  • 4:30 am ET
    Weiner of Our Discontent
    American Dad
    For over seventy years, Roger has been acting like he's the most important person on the planet, and Stan is sick of it! Stan considers Roger worthless. Roger tells Stan the truth. He is the Decider, sent to earth to decide mankind's fate.
    TV-14 (DLV)
  • 5:00 am ET
    Daddy Queerest
    American Dad
    Terry's father is coming to visit. He doesn't know Terry is gay and has adopted a baby girl with Greg. When Tank arrives, Terry tells his father that Francine is his girlfriend, and they had a baby out of wedlock.
    TV-14 (DLS)
  • 5:30 am ET
    Stan's Night Out
    American Dad
    Stan feels left out when he discovers that a few of the guys from work have been hitting the town while he sits at home with Francine eating dinner on a TV tray and watching gardening shows.
    TV-14 (DV)
  • 6:00 am ET
    Lights, Camera, Wipeout!
    Wipeout
    Thespians, hockey players and first responders face off against the epic Wipeout course for a shot at the $25,000 grand prize!
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 7:00 am ET
    NOW That's What I Call Wipeout!
    Wipeout
    Wipeout is back and bigger than ever! Flamenco dancers, pro tennis players and musical sweethearts take on the hardest Wipeout course in history, with the hopes of winning $25,000.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 8:00 am ET
    Nips, Flips 'n' Dips
    Wipeout
    This week, Wipeout will have you saying "Oh Deer!" Bambi makes an appearance along with middle school sweethearts and church camp counselors all for a shot of winning the $25,000 prize.
    TV-14 (DLS)
  • 9:00 am ET
    Robo-Nerd
    Family Matters
    Steve builds a robot in order to win a new computer for Laura in a contest. But the robot becomes infatuated with Laura.
    TV-G
  • 9:30 am ET
    Making the Team
    Family Matters
    When Laura is disliked as the new girl on the cheerleading squad, she asks Steve for help in handling being unpopular. Steve leads the basketball team to victory with Laura cheering him on.
    TV-G
  • 10:00 am ET
    Born to Be Mild
    Family Matters
    When a gang intimidates customers at Rachel's diner and beats up Eddie, Carl and Steve team up. Steve goes undercover to join the gang.
    TV-G
  • 10:30 am ET
    The Love God
    Family Matters
    Steve thwarts Eddie's potential romance. Carl is undercover in drag.
    TV-G
  • 11:00 am ET
    A Baby Shower and Testosterone-Rich Banter
    Young Sheldon
    Mary butts heads with Mandy's mother, and Sheldon attempts male bonding.
    TV-PG
  • 11:30 am ET
    A Frat Party, a Sleepover and the Mother of All Blisters
    Young Sheldon
    Paige drags Sheldon to a college party, and Missy gets caught in a lie.
    TV-PG
  • 12:00 pm ET
    A Launch Party and a Whole Human Being
    Young Sheldon
    The Coopers can't be found as Mandy goes into labor. Also, Sheldon is excited about the launch of his database.
    TV-PG
  • 12:30 pm ET
    Teen Angst and a Smart-Boy Walk of Shame
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon confronts the failure of his database. Georgie and Mandy struggle as new parents. Missy feels forgotten.
    TV-PG
  • 1:00 pm ET
    A Stolen Truck and Going on the Lam
    Young Sheldon
    Missy steals her dad's truck and hits the road with her friend Paige.
    TV-PG
  • 1:30 pm ET
    A German Folk Song and an Actual Adult
    Young Sheldon
    Georgie goes on a birthday date, and Mary confronts Brenda about her relationship with George. Also, Sheldon takes an interest in Missy's favorite TV show.
    TV-PG
  • 2:00 pm ET
    The One Where Rachel Quits
    Friends
    Rachel wonders if she'll ever get another job after she quits Central Perk. Joey's new job selling Christmas trees upsets Phoebe. Ross breaks a little girl's leg.
    TV-PG
  • 2:30 pm ET
    The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister
    Friends
    Rachel meets a handsome stranger, who might help her career. Chandler gets into trouble with Joey's sisters.
    TV-14
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One with All the Jealousy
    Friends
    Ross overreacts when Rachel starts working with a handsome guy. Monica becomes enamored with a sexy busboy.
    TV-PG
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One Where Monica and Richard Are Just Friends
    Friends
    When Monica and Richard accidentally meet, they decide to become friends with dire consequences.
    TV-14 (S)
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The One with Phoebe's Ex-Partner
    Friends
    Phoebe's ex-singing partner wants to make Phoebe's signature song, Smelly Cat, a commercial success. Chandler dates a woman with a handicap.
    TV-PG
  • 4:30 pm ET
    The One Where Ross and Rachel Take a Break
    Friends
    Phoebe becomes involved with a foreign diplomat. Ross becomes involved with another woman after a fight with Rachel.
    TV-PG
  • 5:00 pm ET
    The One the Morning After
    Friends
    Ross wakes up with Chloe but an oblivious Rachel wants to resume their relationship.
    TV-PG
  • 5:30 pm ET
    The One Without the Ski Trip
    Friends
    Ross and Rachel remain apart while their friends feel forced to choose between them.
    TV-PG
  • 6:00 pm ET
    The One with the Hypnosis Tape
    Friends
    Phoebe is distraught when her brother wants to marry a woman twice his age. While working as a waitress, Monica gets a tip from an admirer worth a small fortune. A hypnosis tape makes Chandler act like a woman.
    TV-PG
  • 6:30 pm ET
    The One with the Tiny T-Shirt
    Friends
    Ross is upset when Rachel returns his personal belongings and dates Mark. Monica dates a millionaire.
    TV-PG
  • 7:00 pm ET
    The One with the Dollhouse
    Friends
    Joey thinks he's found his true love. Rachel's boss dates Chandler, creating big trouble for Rachel. Monica inherits a dollhouse.
    TV-14 (S)
  • 7:30 pm ET
    The One with a Chick and a Duck
    Friends
    When Pete buys a restaurant, Monica must make a difficult decision. Ross makes a sacrifice for Rachel. Joey buys Chandler an unusual pet.
    TV-PG
  • 8:00 pm ET
    The Jiminy Conjecture
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Howard wager comic books over a cricket's species. Meanwhile, a less-than-perfect romantic night agonizes Leonard and Penny.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 8:30 pm ET
    The Gothowitz Deviation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Howard takes Raj along to check out the Goth dating scene. Sheldon uses chocolate as part of a behavior modification experiment on Penny.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 9:00 pm ET
    The Pirate Solution
    The Big Bang Theory
    Facing a return to India, Raj needs a job desperately enough to consider working for Sheldon. Meanwhile, Howard becomes a third wheel to Leonard and Penny.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 9:30 pm ET
    The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon looks forward to squaring off against an actor from the Star Trek universe he holds enmity towards in a fantasy card game tournament. Wolowitz cashes in on an old pact with Leonard to get Penny to set him up with a friend of hers.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 10:00 pm ET
    The Cornhusker Vortex
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard, hoping to fit in with Penny's football-loving friends, gets tutored in the sport by Sheldon. Raj is infuriated when Wolowitz's skirt-chasing leads to the loss of his prized patang.
    TV-PG (DLS)
  • 10:30 pm ET
    The Guitarist Amplification
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard and Penny's first big fight sees Sheldon playing mediator due to childhood trauma that's left him with an inability to be around loud verbal conflicts.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 11:00 pm ET
    The Adhesive Duck Deficiency
    The Big Bang Theory
    With the rest of the gang off on a desert camping trip to view the Leonid meteor shower, Sheldon must play hero after Penny slips in the tub and dislocates her shoulder.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 11:30 pm ET
    The Vengeance Formulation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Barry Kripke pranks Sheldon during his spot on NPR, leaving him with a taste for vengeance. Wolowitz, pressured by Bernadette to define their relationship, gets advice from a fantasy version of Katee Sackhoff.
    TV-14 (D)
  • 12:00 am ET
    The Gorilla Experiment
    The Big Bang Theory
    Penny seeks Sheldon's help to better comprehend Leonard's physics work. Wolowitz sees green when Leonard invites Bernadette to watch an experiment.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 12:30 am ET
    The Maternal Congruence
    The Big Bang Theory
    A Christmas visit from his mother has Leonard discovering she's kept a lot of news from him that she shares with Sheldon and worrying if she'll approve of his romance with Penny.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 1:00 am ET
    The Psychic Vortex
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard is aghast to find out a secret of Penny's: she believes in psychics. Meanwhile, Sheldon tries to assist Koothrappali in picking up a girl at a university party.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 1:30 am ET
    The Bozeman Reaction
    The Big Bang Theory
    A robbery of their apartment sees Leonard and Sheldon call on their friends to devise a security system.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 2:00 am ET
    The Einstein Approximation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Stuck on the solution to a physics problem, Sheldon seeks a number of alternative approaches to change his thinking and free the mental block -- including working with Penny at The Cheesecake Factory.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 2:30 am ET
    The Large Hadron Collision
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Leonard is offered a trip to Switzerland on Valentine's Day to see a particle accelerator, he must choose between taking Penny or Sheldon.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 3:00 am ET
    The Long Honeymoon
    Modern Family
    This summer has been blissful in the Dunphy house, but when Alex returns home from a trip, there is an immediate shift in mood. Elsewhere, Mitch and Cam have returned from their honeymoon, and Mitch is acclimating to real life much quicker than Cameron.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 3:30 am ET
    Do Not Push
    Modern Family
    Jay and Gloria can't agree on what kind of gift to give for their anniversary. Meanwhile, the Dunphys go to Alex's college tour, Claire tries to convince Alex to stay close to home, and Phil, Luke and Haley break off to participate in a psyche experiment.
    TV-PG (L)
Wednesday, Oct 23

  • 4:00 am ET
    The Cold
    Modern Family
    Phil is putting together Mitch and Cam's wedding video for a special family screening, but when the footage reveals that he is responsible for a horrible cold that has plagued the family, he must do some creative editing.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 4:30 am ET
    Marco Polo
    Modern Family
    The Dunphys move into a hotel room while their house is getting treated for mold. Phil sees this as a chance to spend quality time together, but Claire and the kids are less excited. Gloria becomes overprotective when Manny starts dating an older girl.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 5:00 am ET
    Won't You Be Our Neighbor
    Modern Family
    Phil is selling the house next door and he and Claire are excited by the prospect of having wonderful new neighbors. Jay forbids Manny to see his new girlfriend. Elsewhere, Mitch and Cam are determined to switch Lily out of Mrs. Plank's class.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 5:30 am ET
    Halloween 3: Awesomeland
    Modern Family
    Even though Halloween is Claire's holiday, she allows Phil to take over this year. Gloria picks out costumes for her and Jay, but Jay wants to be Prince Charming instead. Elsewhere, Cameron gets overwhelmed, and Mitchell is busy with a huge case.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 6:00 am ET
    Queer Eyes, Full Hearts
    Modern Family
    Phil and Claire don't know how to feel about Haley and Andy spending a lot of time together. Gloria is pushing Manny to learn Spanish instead of French, so she hires a Spanish tutor. Meanwhile, Mitch and Cam meet a popular news reporter.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 6:30 am ET
    Three Turkeys
    Modern Family
    Phil and Luke are cooking Thanksgiving dinner this year, but Claire has no confidence in them and prepares a secret backup turkey. Meanwhile, Jay and Gloria's plans to spend the holiday away are ruined when the family dinner gets moved to their house.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 7:00 am ET
    Strangers in the Night
    Modern Family
    When Alex tells Phil and Claire she has a boyfriend, they worry they've put too much pressure on her and she's made up an imaginary boyfriend. Jay and Gloria have parties that they are dragging each other to, but Jay has a plan to get himself out of it.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 7:30 am ET
    Haley's 21st Birthday
    Modern Family
    Haley is turning 21 and the family is taking her to celebrate! Claire wants Haley to start seeing her as a friend, Mitch and Cam realize they aren't as cool as they thought, and Phil and Jay's pit stop to pick up Haley's new car becomes a disaster.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 8:00 am ET
    The Day We Almost Died
    Modern Family
    While driving, the Dunphys and Manny have a near-death experience, causing everyone involved to reevaluate their lives, while the rest of the family has to bear the brunt of all their new attitudes.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 8:30 am ET
    The Big Guns
    Modern Family
    Claire is furious about neighbors Ronnie and Amber's eye-sore of a boat on their front lawn, and it soon becomes an all-out war. Elsewhere, Jay is trying to potty train Joe, and Cam takes Lily to clown school behind Mitchell's back.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 9:00 am ET
    Valentine's Day 4: Twisted Sister
    Modern Family
    Valentine's Day is here again, which means "Juliana" and "Clive" are back, but Claire starts to worry that Phil is more into Juliana than her! Elsewhere, Gloria's sister, Sonia, is a larger deterrence for a romantic evening with Gloria than Jay thought.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 9:30 am ET
    Rash Decisions
    Modern Family
    Phil is feeling the teenage cold shoulder from Luke, and with Andy hanging around a lot recently, he steps in as his new right-hand man. Meanwhile, Gloria and the doctors suspect that Joe's allergic to Stella, which leaves Jay in a very tough predicament.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 10:00 am ET
    Fight or Flight
    Modern Family
    After a reunion weekend with Phil's cheer buddies, Claire snags the only first-class seat left on the return flight home, leaving Phil in coach. Meanwhile, Gloria forces Jay to teach Manny how to defend himself against a bully in his cooking class.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 10:30 am ET
    Connection Lost
    Modern Family
    Claire gets stuck at the airport and is desperate to reach Haley after a big fight. After FaceTiming with the family to help track her down, Claire turns to online snooping, which becomes disturbing, and everyone gets sucked into the drama.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 11:00 am ET
    Little Green Men and a Fella's Marriage Proposal
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon wants to search for life on other planets, and Mandy answers Georgie's marriage proposal. Also, Missy is caught between two friends.
    TV-PG
  • 11:30 am ET
    A New Weather Girl and a Stay-at-Home Coddler
    Young Sheldon
    Mandy gets an exciting job opportunity, and Sheldon worries that he's falling behind. Also, Georgie takes his daughter to work.
    TV-PG
  • 12:00 pm ET
    A Romantic Getaway and a Germanic Meat-Based Diet
    Young Sheldon
    Mandy surprises Georgie with a spa weekend, and Sheldon prepares for his summer in Germany.
    TV-PG
  • 12:30 pm ET
    A Tornado, a Ten-Hour Flight and a Darn Fine Ring
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon and Mary head to Germany while the rest of the Cooper family braves a tornado that is heading straight for Medford.
    TV-PG
  • 1:00 pm ET
    Pilot
    Young Sheldon
    Meet 9-year-old Sheldon and his family on the series premiere! Sheldon learns that his high intelligence isn't always helpful growing up in East Texas, where church and football are king.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 1:30 pm ET
    Rockets, Communists and the Dewey Decimal System
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon goes on a quest to make his first friend.
    TV-PG
  • 2:00 pm ET
    The One with the Screamer
    Friends
    Ross tries to convince Rachel that her date is psychotic. Joey's play gets terrible reviews.
    TV-PG
  • 2:30 pm ET
    The One with Ross's Thing
    Friends
    Ross finds a strange growth on his buttocks. Phoebe can't choose between two guys. Monica's boyfriend surprises her.
    TV-PG
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One with the Ultimate Fighting Champion
    Friends
    Monica's boyfriend cannot stop fighting. Chandler's boss is overly friendly.
    TV-PG
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One at the Beach
    Friends
    The friends stay at a beach house. Phoebe meets someone who knows details about her family. Rachel expresses her jealousy of Ross' uninhibited girlfriend.
    TV-PG
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The One with the Jellyfish
    Friends
    Ross loves dating Rachel again but hates what he did to accomplish the reconciliation. Phoebe gets to know her mother.
    TV-PG
  • 4:30 pm ET
    The One with the Cat
    Friends
    Phoebe thinks her adoptive mother's spirit inhabits a stray cat. Joey's attempt to sell his entertainment center proves hazardous.
    TV-PG
  • 5:00 pm ET
    The One with the Cuffs
    Friends
    Monica tries to prove her mother wrong. Chandler gets into an embarrassing situation while dating Rachel's boss.
    TV-14 (S)
  • 5:30 pm ET
    The One with the Ballroom Dancing
    Friends
    Joey makes an odd deal with the building superintendent to prevent him from evicting Rachel and Monica. Phoebe wants to date her sexy massage client.
    TV-PG
  • 6:00 pm ET
    The One with Joey's New Girlfriend
    Friends
    Joey thinks Chandler hates Joey's new girlfriend -- but the truth could be even more upsetting. Ross and Rachel try to make each other jealous.
    TV-14
  • 6:30 pm ET
    The One with the Dirty Girl
    Friends
    Ross' beautiful new girlfriend has a disgusting secret. Chandler becomes more familiar with Joey's girlfriend.
    TV-PG
  • 7:00 pm ET
    The One Where Chandler Crosses the Line
    Friends
    Chandler is guilt-ridden after kissing Joey's girlfriend. Ross' musical talents are not as amazing as he and Phoebe think.
    TV-PG
  • 7:30 pm ET
    The One with Chandler in a Box
    Friends
    On Thanksgiving, Joey wants to punish Chandler for kissing Kathy. Monica gets a surprise when she visits an eye doctor.
    TV-PG
  • 8:00 pm ET
    The Excelsior Acquisition
    The Big Bang Theory
    An appearance in traffic court comes at the worst possible time for Sheldon, the same day Stan Lee is appearing at the comic book store.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 8:30 pm ET
    The Precious Fragmentation
    The Big Bang Theory
    The guys go to a garage sale and find a ring from the Lord of the Rings films, and the rare find threatens their friendship.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 9:00 pm ET
    The Pants Alternative
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon's fear of speaking in front of large groups threatens his ability to accept an award, so the gang tries to help him get ready for the big night.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 9:30 pm ET
    The Wheaton Recurrence
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon gets to square off at the bowling alley against nemesis Wil Wheaton. Meanwhile, Leonard's miffed when Penny doesn't respond the way he hoped after saying "I love you."
    TV-PG (DLS)
  • 10:00 pm ET
    The Spaghetti Catalysis
    The Big Bang Theory
    Subsequent to Leonard and Penny's break-up, Sheldon tries to hide from Leonard and the gang that he had a friendly spaghetti dinner at Penny's.
    TV-14 (D)
  • 10:30 pm ET
    The Plimpton Stimulation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon hosts a visiting female physicist, but her intelligence seems matched by her libido.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 11:00 pm ET
    The Staircase Implementation
    The Big Bang Theory
    A squabble over the thermostat setting leads to Leonard going over to Penny's and recounting for her the story of how he met and moved in with Sheldon.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 11:30 pm ET
    The Lunar Excitation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Howard and Raj try to find the perfect match for Sheldon by setting him up on an Internet dating site. Seeing her new boyfriend interact with the gang makes it clear to Penny that she can't go back to dating dumb jocks after dating Leonard.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 12:00 am ET
    Ep. 264 - Dynamite 10/23/2024
    All Elite Wrestling: Dynamite
    Mark Briscoe defends his ROH World Title in a Ladder War match against Chris Jericho. Daniel Garcia and Private Party face The Elite's Jack Perry and Young Bucks. Sammy Guevara returns to action against Shelton Benjamin. Queen Aminata vs. Kamille.
    TV-14 (DLV)
  • 2:00 am ET
    Closet? You'll Love It!
    Modern Family
    Jay and Claire scramble to shoot a Pritchett Closets commercial in response to their competitor's new and catchy ad. A peeping Tom keeps using a drone to spy on Gloria sun-bathing. Elsewhere, a tone-deaf Lily prepares to perform in her school talent show.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 2:30 am ET
    Spring Break
    Modern Family
    Spring break has Claire doing spring cleaning, and Phil struggles when Luke outperforms him at seemingly everything. Haley takes Alex to a music festival to take her mind off college, and Gloria and Jay try to give up soap operas and cigars respectively.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 3:00 am ET
    Grill, Interrupted
    Modern Family
    Jay's birthday brings everyone together, and Phil is beside himself over the cool grill he got Jay. Claire and Mitch decide they will "offer" to pay back the money Jay loaned them ages ago as their gift, not really thinking he will take them up on it.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 3:30 am ET
    Knock 'em Down
    Modern Family
    Jay agrees to sub for Cam's bowling team, but Cam was not upfront about it being an all-gay league. Phil and Claire have a good time with unlikely dinner companions, their neighbors Ronnie and Amber, and Gloria and Mitch agree to go clubbing with Haley.
    TV-PG (DL)
Thursday, Oct 24

  • 4:00 am ET
    Integrity
    Modern Family
    Phil and Jay run an errand together to pick up Lily's hand-me-down princess castle for Joe, but both are in a mood because Phil is upset Claire won't let him buy a video game console, and Jay thinks Gloria is letting Joe play with too many girlie items.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 4:30 am ET
    Patriot Games
    Modern Family
    Alex's worst nightmare is realized when she gets news that she has to share the Valedictorian title with her number one competitor, Sunjay! Both sets of parents get equally caught up in the rivalry. Elsewhere, Gloria is studying for her citizenship test.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 5:00 am ET
    Crying Out Loud
    Modern Family
    The family is determined to make Alex celebrate her senior ditch day, and Phil, Luke and Haley forcefully take her out. Claire is torn when she gets another job offer. And with Manny groggy from painkillers, Gloria tries to sabotage his relationship.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 5:30 am ET
    American Skyper
    Modern Family
    The whole family is at Jay and Gloria's for Alex's graduation party, except for Phil, who ingeniously figured out a way to be there via Skype and a robotic vessel after being unexpectedly detained in Seattle on a business trip.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 6:00 am ET
    Summer Lovin'
    Modern Family
    Haley's attempt to stop Andy from proposing to Beth will end up with both Haley and Andy needing to cope with their emotions. Meanwhile, Jay and Gloria look at pre-schools for Joe, and Cam tries to remain supportive of Mitch's midlife career crisis.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 6:30 am ET
    The Day Alex Left for College
    Modern Family
    Phil and Claire are feeling a little snubbed by their kids when Alex intentionally gives them the wrong college move-in date to avoid making it a big deal, and Luke seems less than eager to spend the day with Phil at his open house.
    TV-PG (V)
  • 7:00 am ET
    The Closet Case
    Modern Family
    Phil helps Haley convince Claire to allow Dylan to move in temporarily but ends up having major second thoughts. Meanwhile, Mitch takes on a consulting job for Jay's biggest rival, and Gloria and Cameron disagree on how to handle Manny's girl problem.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 7:30 am ET
    She Crazy
    Modern Family
    Phil is all-in on project hatch-the-duck-eggs, but no one else is as enthused. Meanwhile, Claire is nervous about pitching her new closet ideas to Jay and his creative team, and Gloria and Manny help each other out with their respective "crushes."
    TV-PG (L)
  • 8:00 am ET
    The Verdict
    Modern Family
    Claire is excited to give Haley and Alex a great experience for "Bring Your Daughter to Work Day," and Phil takes Luke and Manny's class out for community service day, which becomes a teachable moment in more ways than one.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 8:30 am ET
    The More You Ignore Me
    Modern Family
    Claire and Phil have their hands full when Luke gets arrested for driving without a license, then they catch Alex sneaking out of a liquor store. Elsewhere, Cam tries to convince Gloria to recreate and sell her family's hot sauce.
    TV-14
  • 9:00 am ET
    Phil's Sexy, Sexy House
    Modern Family
    Everyone is at Jay and Gloria's for Thanksgiving leftovers, and after a conversation about the house that Phil is helping to sell, everyone gets the same idea to sneak in. Unbeknownst to one another, they all choose the same day to go.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 9:30 am ET
    Clean Out Your Junk Drawer
    Modern Family
    Gloria wins a bid at the school auction for a family seminar with famed doctor and author Debra Radcliffe, whose self-help book "Clean Out Your Junk Drawer" encourages people to get out all their emotional junk to become better partners and spouses.
    TV-PG (DLS)
  • 10:00 am ET
    White Christmas
    Modern Family
    In hopes of the perfect white Christmas she never had in Columbia, Gloria rents a cabin in the mountains for the whole family, including Andy, to celebrate the Christmas holiday. Unfortunately, when they get there, it's anything but.
    TV-PG (DLS)
  • 10:30 am ET
    Playdates
    Modern Family
    Claire and Phil have dinner plans with a couple who never pick up the bill. Gloria organizes a playdate with a couple who have a son that's Joe's age, and Haley, Alex and Luke are surprised when Uncle Mitchell comes over to cash in a birthday coupon.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 11:00 am ET
    A Therapist, a Comic Book and a Breakfast Sausage
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon refuses to eat solid food after a choking scare.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 11:30 am ET
    A Solar Calculator, a Game Ball and a Cheerleader's Bosom
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon helps his father coach the football team.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 12:00 pm ET
    A Patch, a Modem and a Zantac
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon is determined to prove a NASA rep wrong.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 12:30 pm ET
    A Brisket, Voodoo and Cannonball Run
    Young Sheldon
    Meemaw refuses to give George Sr. her brisket recipe.
    TV-PG (LS)
  • 1:00 pm ET
    Cape Canaveral, Schrodinger's Cat and Cyndi Lauper's Hair
    Young Sheldon
    George takes his sons to see a space shuttle launch.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 1:30 pm ET
    Spock, Kirk and Testicular Hernia
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon tutors his brother when his grades threaten football.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 2:00 pm ET
    The One Where They're Going to Party!
    Friends
    The guys try to be spontaneous and wild. After Monica gives a bad restaurant review, she receives a new career opportunity. Rachel's boss offers her a promotion.
    TV-PG
  • 2:30 pm ET
    The One with the Girl from Poughkeepsie
    Friends
    Ross struggles to maintain a long-distance relationship. Chandler tries to get a date for Rachel. Monica schemes to establish authority at her new restaurant job.
    TV-PG
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One with Phoebe's Uterus
    Friends
    Phoebe's half-brother makes an astounding announcement and a thought-provoking request. Joey finds himself in a class struggle.
    TV-14 (D)
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One with the Embryos
    Friends
    Phoebe finds out whether she is pregnant or not. A simple challenge escalates into a full-blown contest between the guys and the women.
    TV-PG
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The One with Rachel's Crush
    Friends
    Rachel schemes to get a handsome client to ask her on a date. Chandler's jealousy causes problems with his girlfriend.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 4:30 pm ET
    The One with Joey's Dirty Day
    Friends
    Charlton Heston finds Joey in a compromising position during a movie shoot. Rachel regrets asking Ross for a favor.
    TV-14 (S)
  • 5:00 pm ET
    The One with All the Rugby
    Friends
    Chandler's annoying former girlfriend reappears. Ross plays rugby to impress Emily with painful results.
    TV-PG
  • 5:30 pm ET
    The One with the Fake Party
    Friends
    Trying to become better acquainted with her sexy client, Rachel inadvertently thwarts Ross' plans for a romantic evening with his girlfriend.
    TV-PG
  • 6:00 pm ET
    The One with the Free Porn
    Friends
    Monica helps Ross tell his girlfriend that he loves her. Phoebe gets some surprising news about her pregnancy.
    TV-14 (D)
  • 6:30 pm ET
    The One with Rachel's New Dress
    Friends
    Ross and his ex-wife become jealous when their lovers go to England together. Rachel's plans to seduce her boyfriend go awry.
    TV-PG
  • 7:00 pm ET
    The One with All the Haste
    Friends
    Drastic changes occur in Ross' relationship with Emily. Monica and Rachel will do anything to get their old apartment back from the guys.
    TV-PG
  • 7:30 pm ET
    The One with All the Wedding Dresses
    Friends
    Rachel reacts drastically to Ross' engagement. Chandler becomes exasperated by Joey's snoring.
    TV-PG
  • 8:00 pm ET
    The Robotic Manipulation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Howard uses a robotic arm for his own pleasure. Sheldon goes on a date with Amy Farrah Fowler, his first date ever, and Penny finds herself accompanying them.
    TV-14 (D)
  • 8:30 pm ET
    The Cruciferous Vegetable Amplification
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon calculates that he'll be dead before technology exists to download his consciousness into a robot, so he goes on a binge of healthy living and ultra-safety.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 9:00 pm ET
    The Zazzy Substitution
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon breaks up with Amy Farrah Fowler, and the guys worry when he starts replacing her with cats.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 9:30 pm ET
    The Hot Troll Deviation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Wolowitz is embarrassed when a secret of his is revealed, and Sheldon and Raj battle at work.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 10:00 pm ET
    The Desperation Emanation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon meets Amy Farrah Fowler's mother and comes to the realization he no longer wants to see Amy, and Leonard realizes everyone is in a relationship except for him.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 10:30 pm ET
    The Irish Pub Formulation
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Raj's sister has a one-day layover, he forbids the others from hooking up with her, unaware she and Leonard already did long ago.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 11:00 pm ET
    U.S. Soccer Pregame Show Presented by AT&T 5G
    U.S. Soccer on TNT Pre-Game (Season 2024)
    No Rating Available
  • 11:30 pm ET
    Iceland at U.S. Women
    U.S. Soccer on TNT
    The U.S. women's team hosts Iceland in an international friendly in Austin.
    No Rating Available
  • 1:30 am ET
    U.S. Soccer Postgame
    U.S. Soccer on TNT Post-Game (Season 2024)
    No Rating Available
  • 2:00 am ET
    doctor strange
    After a terrible accident, Dr. Stephen Strange loses his ability to operate but finds new purpose when a mystical being known as the Ancient One reveals that Dr. Strange is the newly designated Sorcerer Supreme.
    TV-14 (DLV)
Friday, Oct 25

  • 4:30 am ET
    Justice League
    Fueled by his restored faith in humanity and inspired by Superman's selfless act, Batman and his new ally Wonder Woman recruit Aquaman, Cyborg and the Flash to help them save the planet from a newly awakened enemy.
    TV-14 (LV)
  • 7:00 am ET
    The Lego Batman Movie
    Lego Batman discovers there are big changes brewing in Gotham. If he wants to save the city from the Joker's hostile takeover, Batman may have to drop the lone vigilante thing, try to work with others and maybe learn to lighten up.
    TV-PG (DLV)
  • 9:00 am ET
    Spread Your Wings
    Modern Family
    Sick of having ducks around the house, Claire and the kids seize an opportunity to help the ducks leave the nest while Phil is away. Meanwhile, Jay helps Mitch with Lily's sleepover, and Gloria and Cam are off on a hot pepper heist orchestrated by Manny.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 9:30 am ET
    Clean for a Day
    Modern Family
    Before Claire takes over Jay's closet business, she decides she must get the house in order; unfortunately, Phil and Luke can't bear to part with anything, and Alex digs up old feelings when she finds Sanjay's sweatshirt.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 10:00 am ET
    Thunk in the Trunk
    Modern Family
    Now that Claire has been running the closet business for a while, she and Phil have fallen into a new rhythm, with Claire assuming the role of the breadwinner and Phil as the invisible housewife, but Phil will not stand being under-appreciated for long.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 10:30 am ET
    The Storm
    Modern Family
    A thunderstorm brings widespread power outages, and the family goes to Jay and Gloria's to use their generator, but Jay is desperately trying to make it to a reunion with old Navy buddies. Meanwhile, Phil tries to be a hero but only causes more headaches.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 11:00 am ET
    An Eagle Feather, a String Bean and an Eskimo
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon interviews with a school for gifted children.
    TV-PG
  • 11:30 am ET
    Demons, Sunday School and Prime Numbers
    Young Sheldon
    A trip to Sunday school inspires Sheldon to study religions.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 12:00 pm ET
    A Computer, a Plastic Pony and a Case of Beer
    Young Sheldon
    Mary and the twins move in with Meemaw after a fight.
    TV-PG
  • 12:30 pm ET
    A Sneeze, Detention and Sissy Spacek
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon's germophobia lands him in detention.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 1:00 pm ET
    Potato Salad, a Broomstick and Dad's Whiskey
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon and Missy are left home alone for the first time.
    TV-PG
  • 1:30 pm ET
    Dolomite, Apple Slices and a Mystery Woman
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon and Tam make a new friend.
    TV-PG
  • 2:00 pm ET
    The One with the Invitation
    Friends
    Rachel and the engaged Ross reminisce separately about when they dated each other. The friends get invitations to Ross' wedding but not all of them are going.
    TV-PG
  • 2:30 pm ET
    The One with the Worst Best Man Ever
    Friends
    Joey loses Ross' treasured wedding ring. Phoebe has extreme mood variations from her pregnancy.
    TV-PG
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One with Ross's Wedding: Part 1
    Friends
    Rachel stays home while the others go to England for Ross' wedding.
    TV-PG
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One with Ross's Wedding: Part 2
    Friends
    Rachel frantically tries to get to London before Ross marries Emily. Ross' father clashes with Emily's.
    TV-PG
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The One After Ross Says Rachel
    Friends
    Will Emily forgive Ross before their honeymoon? Monica and Chandler agree to end their new relationship.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 4:30 pm ET
    The One with All the Kissing
    Friends
    Ross' new wife won't speak to him. Rachel appoints Monica her advisor in romance. Phoebe feels neglected.
    TV-PG (S)
  • 5:00 pm ET
    The One-Hundredth
    Friends
    While Phoebe delivers triplets, Joey experiences his own pain. Monica plans a date with a male nurse to spite Chandler.
    TV-PG
  • 5:30 pm ET
    The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS
    Friends
    Joey challenges Phoebe to perform a completely selfless act. Monica gets upset when Chandler gloats about sex. Ross might finally reconcile with Emily but he must make a tough decision.
    TV-PG
  • 6:00 pm ET
    The One with the Kips
    Friends
    Ross tells Rachel that he cannot be around her once Emily comes to New York. Chandler and Monica try to have a romantic weekend.
    TV-14 (DS)
  • 6:30 pm ET
    The One with the Yeti
    Friends
    Will Ross obey Emily and move away from his friends? Monica and Rachel meet a monster.
    TV-PG
  • 7:00 pm ET
    The One Where Ross Moves In
    Friends
    Joey and Chandler regret letting Ross move in with them. Rachel schemes to get her new neighbor to ask her on a date.
    TV-PG
  • 7:30 pm ET
    The One with the Thanksgiving Flashbacks
    Friends
    The friends find out about Monica's worst Thanksgiving ever.
    TV-14 (D)
  • 8:00 pm ET
    The Apology Insufficiency
    The Big Bang Theory
    The rest of the gang is interviewed by the FBI for Wolowitz's security clearance with Sheldon accidentally letting slip some damaging information.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 8:30 pm ET
    The 21-Second Excitation
    The Big Bang Theory
    The guys camp out in line to see a print of Raiders of the Lost Ark with 21 extra seconds and are outraged to see Wil Wheaton and his friends being allowed to skip the line. Penny and Bernadette invite Amy to their girls night.
    TV-14 (D)
  • 9:00 pm ET
    The Boyfriend Complexity
    The Big Bang Theory
    Penny asks Leonard to lie to her visiting father, while Howard, Raj and Bernadette spend all night looking through a telescope.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 9:30 pm ET
    The Alien Parasite Hypothesis
    The Big Bang Theory
    Amy crushes on one of Penny's dim ex-boyfriends, Zack. Raj and Wolowitz argue over who'd be the better superhero.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 10:00 pm ET
    The Justice League Recombination
    The Big Bang Theory
    The guys get Zack and Penny to join their Justice League costume for a New Year's Eve bash at the comic book store.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 10:30 pm ET
    The Bus Pants Utilization
    The Big Bang Theory
    Their friendship becomes strained when Sheldon tries to take over Leonard's creation of a smartphone application that solves differential equations.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 11:00 pm ET
    The Love Car Displacement
    The Big Bang Theory
    Howard is jealous when Bernadette runs into her old boyfriend at a science event they're attending.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 11:30 pm ET
    The Thespian Catalyst
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon wants acting lessons from Penny, hoping they will make him a better teacher.
    TV-14 (D)
  • 12:00 am ET
    Grown Ups
    Five friends and former teammates reunite after many years to honor the passing of their childhood basketball coach. Picking up where they left off, they discover why growing older doesn't mean growing up.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 2:05 am ET
    Grown Ups 2
    Lenny Feder has relocated his family to the small town where he and his friends grew up. This time around, the grown-ups are the ones learning lessons from their kids on a day notoriously full of surprises: the last day of school.
    TV-14 (DLV)
Saturday, Oct 26

  • 4:19 am ET
    The Goonies
    When a group of ordinary kids discover a secret treasure map, their sleepy seaport lives are suddenly transformed into a fun-filled, roller-coaster ride filled with heart-pounding adventure and peril. Sean Astin, Corey Feldman and Josh Brolin co-star.
    TV-PG (DLV)
  • 6:48 am ET
    Maleficent
    Maleficent has an idyllic life growing up in a forest kingdom until an invading army threatens the harmony. Maleficent rises to be the land's fiercest protector but she suffers a betrayal that begins to turn her pure heart to stone.
    TV-PG (V)
  • 8:33 am ET
    The Storm
    Modern Family
    A thunderstorm brings widespread power outages, and the family goes to Jay and Gloria's to use their generator, but Jay is desperately trying to make it to a reunion with old Navy buddies. Meanwhile, Phil tries to be a hero but only causes more headaches.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 9:02 am ET
    I Don't Know How She Does It
    Modern Family
    Claire has turned into super mom, running Jay's closet business and while still having time for all her duties at home. The kids are happy, but Phil couldn't be more frustrated. Unbeknownst to him, Claire has a secret weapon called a personal assistant.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 9:31 am ET
    The Cover-Up
    Modern Family
    Phil has a new client who happens to be "his type," and knowing that might get him in trouble with Claire, he tells some seemingly innocent lies, which then spiral out of control. Meanwhile, Gloria suspects her yoga instructor has the hots for her.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 10:00 am ET
    Express Yourself
    Modern Family
    Phil has the crazy idea of going on a spontaneous trip to Paris with Claire. Meanwhile, Jay has taken over their bathroom remodel, and Cameron's sister Pam is staying at the house after her husband has left her, but she is driving Mitchell crazy.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 10:30 am ET
    The One with Ross' Sandwich
    Friends
    Joey becomes exasperated from hiding Chandler and Monica's secret. Ross gets in trouble when he expresses his rage.
    TV-14 (DS)
  • 11:00 am ET
    The One with the Inappropriate Sister
    Friends
    A bored Ross creates havoc in Joey and Chandler's lives. Rachel is disturbed by her date's inappropriate relationship with his sister.
    TV-PG
  • 11:30 am ET
    The One with All the Resolutions
    Friends
    On New Year's Eve, the friends make resolutions for the coming year but keeping them proves difficult.
    TV-PG
  • 12:00 pm ET
    The One with Chandler's Work Laugh
    Friends
    Chandler's behavior toward his boss annoys Monica. Ross' latest romance astounds everyone.
    TV-PG
  • 12:30 pm ET
    The One with Joey's Bag
    Friends
    Phoebe meets another long-lost relative. Joey wears a shoulder bag.
    TV-PG
  • 1:00 pm ET
    The One Where Everybody Finds Out
    Friends
    Chandler and Monica's relationship becomes less of a secret. Ross must prove to his boss that he's sane in order to return to work.
    TV-14 (DS)
  • 1:30 pm ET
    The One with the Girl Who Hits Joey
    Friends
    Chandler thinks Monica wants more from their relationship. Ross fails to impress his new neighbors.
    TV-PG
  • 2:00 pm ET
    The One with the Cop
    Friends
    Joey wonders if he is in love with Monica. Phoebe impersonates a police officer.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 2:30 pm ET
    The One with Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss
    Friends
    Rachel interviews for a great job but she may get it for the wrong reason. Monica competes to have a better relationship than Phoebe's.
    TV-14 (DS)
  • 3:00 pm ET
    Bad Teacher
    A foul-mouthed seventh grade teacher who is dumped by her sugar daddy starts to pursue a colleague, which provokes conflict with the school's model teacher.
    TV-14 (DLS)
  • 5:00 pm ET
    Grown Ups
    Five friends and former teammates reunite after many years to honor the passing of their childhood basketball coach. Picking up where they left off, they discover why growing older doesn't mean growing up.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 7:15 pm ET
    Grown Ups 2
    Lenny Feder has relocated his family to the small town where he and his friends grew up. This time around, the grown-ups are the ones learning lessons from their kids on a day notoriously full of surprises: the last day of school.
    TV-14 (DLV)
  • 9:30 pm ET
    Maleficent
    Maleficent has an idyllic life growing up in a forest kingdom until an invading army threatens the harmony. Maleficent rises to be the land's fiercest protector but she suffers a betrayal that begins to turn her pure heart to stone.
    TV-PG (V)
  • 11:30 pm ET
    The Goonies
    When a group of ordinary kids discover a secret treasure map, their sleepy seaport lives are suddenly transformed into a fun-filled, roller-coaster ride filled with heart-pounding adventure and peril. Sean Astin, Corey Feldman and Josh Brolin co-star.
    TV-PG (DLV)
  • 2:00 am ET
    Beetlejuice
    Michael Keaton is the ghost with the most as he helps a pair of 'newly-deads' in Tim Burton's supernaturally funny haunted-house smash.
    TV-PG
Sunday, Oct 27

  • 4:00 am ET
    Beetlejuice
    Michael Keaton is the ghost with the most as he helps a pair of 'newly-deads' in Tim Burton's supernaturally funny haunted-house smash.
    TV-PG
  • 6:00 am ET
    Beetlejuice
    Michael Keaton is the ghost with the most as he helps a pair of 'newly-deads' in Tim Burton's supernaturally funny haunted-house smash.
    TV-PG
  • 8:00 am ET
    Beetlejuice
    Michael Keaton is the ghost with the most as he helps a pair of 'newly-deads' in Tim Burton's supernaturally funny haunted-house smash.
    TV-PG
  • 10:00 am ET
    Beetlejuice
    Michael Keaton is the ghost with the most as he helps a pair of 'newly-deads' in Tim Burton's supernaturally funny haunted-house smash.
    TV-PG
  • 12:00 pm ET
    Beetlejuice
    Michael Keaton is the ghost with the most as he helps a pair of 'newly-deads' in Tim Burton's supernaturally funny haunted-house smash.
    TV-PG
  • 2:00 pm ET
    Beetlejuice
    Michael Keaton is the ghost with the most as he helps a pair of 'newly-deads' in Tim Burton's supernaturally funny haunted-house smash.
    TV-PG
  • 4:00 pm ET
    Beetlejuice
    Michael Keaton is the ghost with the most as he helps a pair of 'newly-deads' in Tim Burton's supernaturally funny haunted-house smash.
    TV-PG
  • 6:00 pm ET
    Beetlejuice
    Michael Keaton is the ghost with the most as he helps a pair of 'newly-deads' in Tim Burton's supernaturally funny haunted-house smash.
    TV-PG
  • 8:00 pm ET
    Beetlejuice
    Michael Keaton is the ghost with the most as he helps a pair of 'newly-deads' in Tim Burton's supernaturally funny haunted-house smash.
    TV-PG
  • 10:00 pm ET
    Beetlejuice
    Michael Keaton is the ghost with the most as he helps a pair of 'newly-deads' in Tim Burton's supernaturally funny haunted-house smash.
    TV-PG
  • 12:00 am ET
    Beetlejuice
    Michael Keaton is the ghost with the most as he helps a pair of 'newly-deads' in Tim Burton's supernaturally funny haunted-house smash.
    TV-PG
  • 2:00 am ET
    The Mummy
    As punishment for killing Pharaoh Seti and sleeping with his mistress, the Egyptian priest Imhotep was mummified alive and cursed. In 1923, he is resurrected by treasure hunters and must be stopped before he can wreak his final vengeance on the world.
    TV-14 (LV)
Monday, Oct 28

  • 4:30 am ET
    The Mummy Returns
    In 1933, eight years later, Rick and Evelyn return with their son and find themselves at the center of a supernatural war in London. A series of events leads to another powerful force loose in the world, and the fate of humanity hangs in the balance.
    TV-PG (LV)
  • 7:00 am ET
    The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor
    Intrepid explorer Rick O'Connell awakens an evil, shape-shifting emperor and his undead army in this third thrilling installment in "The Mummy" series.
    TV-PG (DLV)
  • 9:30 am ET
    Old and Alone
    Family Matters
    On Laura's fifteenth birthday, Steve chases a boy she likes away from her by claiming she has a highly infectious disease. Laura doesn't want Steve around her, but she changes her mind.
    TV-G
  • 10:00 am ET
    A Pair of Ladies
    Family Matters
    Carl's boss sets Urkel up in a poker game.
    TV-G
  • 10:30 am ET
    Choir Trouble
    Family Matters
    Steve comes to church with the Winslows and decides to join the choir. When Rachel, the new choir director, discovers he's tone deaf, she won't allow him to participate.
    TV-G
  • 11:00 am ET
    Killer Asteroids, Oklahoma and a Frizzy Hair Machine
    Young Sheldon
    Jason Alexander guest stars as Sheldon's drama teacher.
    TV-PG
  • 11:30 am ET
    Jiu-Jitsu, Bubble Wrap and Yoo-hoo
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon faces an unlikely bully.
    TV-PG
  • 12:00 pm ET
    A Mother, a Child and a Blue Man's Backside
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon declares his independence from Mary.
    TV-PG
  • 12:30 pm ET
    Gluons, Guacamole and the Color Purple
    Young Sheldon
    Wallace Shawn guest stars as Sheldon's college professor.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 1:00 pm ET
    A High-Pitched Buzz and Training Wheels
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon dismantles the refrigerator to stop an annoying hum and then must get a paper route to pay for the repairs.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 1:30 pm ET
    A Rival Prodigy and Sir Isaac Neutron
    Young Sheldon
    When Dr. Sturgis bonds with Paige, another 10-year-old genius, Sheldon's jealousy leads Meemaw to intervene. Meanwhile, Mary invites Paige's family over for a play date.
    TV-PG
  • 2:00 pm ET
    The One Where Rachel Smokes
    Friends
    Rachel submits to peer pressure at work. Joey and Ross' son audition for the same commercial but only one can get the part.
    TV-PG
  • 2:30 pm ET
    The One Where Ross Can't Flirt
    Friends
    Ross' flirting technique fails to impress a cute pizza-delivery woman. A surprise awaits Joey when he tells everyone about his big television appearance.
    TV-PG
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One with the Ride Along
    Friends
    The guys enjoy riding along with a police officer until a gunshot is heard. Rachel overhears a telephone message for Ross from his second ex-wife.
    TV-PG
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One with the Ball
    Friends
    Phoebe's boyfriend wants her to move in with him. Ross and Joey involve Chandler and Monica in an obsessive game.
    TV-PG
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The One with Joey's Big Break
    Friends
    Joey's first major film role leads to an unexpected experience in Las Vegas. Phoebe can't remember why she hates Ross.
    TV-PG
  • 4:30 pm ET
    The One in Vegas: Part 1
    Friends
    The gang travels to Las Vegas, Nevada, where more than one surprise awaits. After Ross misinterprets Rachel's actions, a war of public humiliation results.
    TV-PG (DS)
  • 5:00 pm ET
    The One in Vegas: Part 2
    Friends
    Monica and Chandler get lucky in Las Vegas, Nevada. Rachel makes Ross regret playing a prank on her. Joey schemes for fame and fortune.
    TV-PG (DS)
  • 5:30 pm ET
    The One After Vegas
    Friends
    Two of the friends leave Las Vegas married. Joey and Phoebe have a cross-country adventure.
    TV-PG
  • 6:00 pm ET
    The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel
    Friends
    Monica is bewildered by Rachel's reaction to a change in their living arrangement. Phoebe tries to make Ross confront his feelings for Rachel.
    TV-PG
  • 6:30 pm ET
    The One with Ross' Denial
    Friends
    Despite Phoebe's admonitions, Ross makes a drastic decision about Rachel. Chandler and Monica bicker over their living arrangements.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 7:00 pm ET
    The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance
    Friends
    Injured Joey must get an acting part in order to qualify for health insurance. Rachel finally learns the truth about her marriage to Ross.
    TV-PG
  • 7:30 pm ET
    The One with Joey's Porsche
    Friends
    Rachel forces Ross to terminate their marriage. Phoebe's first triplet baby-sitting experience proves stressful. Joey pretends to own a sports car.
    TV-PG
  • 8:00 pm ET
    The Benefactor Factor
    The Big Bang Theory
    After meeting at a fundraising gala, an aged but wealthy Caltech donor makes Leonard ponder if he's willing to have sex with her to secure another donation.
    TV-14 (D)
  • 8:30 pm ET
    The Cohabitation Formulation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Howard contemplates a serious decision in his relationship with Bernadette, and Leonard and Raj's sister start seeing each other again.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 9:00 pm ET
    The Toast Derivation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon is in a crisis when he realizes he's not the epicenter of the group, so he decides to find new friends.
    TV-14 (D)
  • 9:30 pm ET
    The Prestidigitation Approximation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard has a tough choice to make when Priya asks him to stop spending time with Penny, forcing him to choose between the two women, and Howard keeps pestering Sheldon with a magic trick.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 10:00 pm ET
    The Zarnecki Incursion
    The Big Bang Theory
    The guys become sleuths to find out who hacked Sheldon's online-game account.
    TV-14 (L)
  • 10:30 pm ET
    The Herb Garden Germination
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Amy decide to start rumors about themselves as a social test. Meanwhile, Howard takes his relationship with Bernadette to an even higher level.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 11:00 pm ET
    The Agreement Dissection
    The Big Bang Theory
    Priya uses her legal expertise to rip apart Sheldon's roommate agreement, and the women take the flustered Sheldon out dancing.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 11:30 pm ET
    The Wildebeest Implementation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Raj makes an attempt to cure his phobia of talking to women, and Penny spies on Leonard and Priya with the help of Bernadette.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 12:00 am ET
    The Engagement Reaction
    The Big Bang Theory
    Mrs. Wolowitz ends up in the hospital after Howard tells her he's marrying Bernadette. While there, Leonard stresses over Penny and Priya warming up to one another.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 12:30 am ET
    The Roommate Transmogrification
    The Big Bang Theory
    Raj moves in with Sheldon when Leonard and Priya's Star Trek bedroom fantasy is too much for him, and the guys tease Howard when Bernadette gets her PhD, making Howard the only one without a doctorate.
    TV-PG (DLS)
  • 1:00 am ET
    The Skank Reflex Analysis
    The Big Bang Theory
    On the fifth season premiere, Penny worries that she's screwed things up permanently with her friends after her night with Raj, while Sheldon takes command of the paintball team.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 1:30 am ET
    The Infestation Hypothesis
    The Big Bang Theory
    A battle of wills between Sheldon and Penny leaves Amy caught in the middle, while Leonard tries to spice up his long-distance relationship with Priya (Aarti Mann).
    TV-14 (D)
  • 2:00 am ET
    The Grocery Store Bank
    American Dad
    Stan, Francine and Roger concoct the perfect plan to rob a bank but agree never to do it. Peace reigns.
    TV-14 (LV)
  • 2:30 am ET
    Best Little Horror House in Langley Falls
    American Dad
    After hosting the scariest haunted house in the neighborhood for years, Stan is threatened by a competitive neighbor.
    TV-14 (DLV)
  • 3:00 am ET
    Hot Water
    American Dad
    Stan battles an evil hot tub bent on killing his family.
    TV-14 (DLSV)
  • 3:30 am ET
    Poltergasm
    American Dad
    Steve and Roger discover that the house is haunted. The ghost appears as an apparition of a younger Francine. The ghost grows more powerful until it attacks Hayley's boyfriend and pulls him into the netherworld.
    TV-14 (DLSV)
Tuesday, Oct 29

  • 4:00 am ET
    The Witches of Langley
    American Dad
    Steve and his friends take up witchcraft to gain power and popularity at school. Stan and Klaus become obsessed with remembering 90s bands.
    TV-14 (DLV)
  • 4:30 am ET
    Hamerican Dad!
    American Dad
    Stan, reluctantly invites Roger into his ham club. Francine decides to scare Greg.
    TV-14 (DLSV)
  • 5:00 am ET
    Demolition Daddy
    American Dad
    Thanks to Roger, Snot discovers his dead father was a demolition derby driver. Hayley takes Steve on a road trip, so he can learn to drive.
    TV-14 (DLSV)
  • 5:30 am ET
    Pride Before the Fail
    American Dad
    Roger tries to force Hayley into graduating from community college so he can move into her room. Klaus repairs Francine's car.
    TV-14 (DLSV)
  • 6:00 am ET
    Brains, Brains, and Automobiles
    American Dad
    When Hayley and Steve leave for their respective summers of fun, Francine looks forward to her newfound alone time with Stan.
    TV-14 (DLV)
  • 6:30 am ET
    Man in the Moonbounce
    American Dad
    Stan vows to live out all the teenage pranks he missed with Steve and his friends. But when they are caught, he winds up going to prison.
    TV-14 (DLV)
  • 7:00 am ET
    Camille's "Sick" Day
    Wipeout
    With Camille out "sick," flight attendants, kindergarten crushes and an EDM rock couple take on the toughest Wipeout course of all time!
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 8:00 am ET
    Big Ball Romance
    Wipeout
    Hosted by John Cena and Nicole Byer with Camille Kostek as field host, the all-new series takes viewers on a white-knuckle ride, featuring new course elements that will push contestants' to even greater extremes to win the grand cash prize.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 9:00 am ET
    A Test of Friendship
    Family Matters
    Carl sleeps on the couch while his house is robbed. Worried that he'll flunk a chemistry test, Eddie convinces Steve to help him cheat. When Steve is caught, Eddie refuses to admit that he was the one cheating.
    TV-G
  • 9:30 am ET
    Jailhouse Blues
    Family Matters
    Eddie and Steve land in jail when Eddie's smooth-talking cousin Clarence steals a Ferrari.
    TV-G
  • 10:00 am ET
    Brown Bombshell
    Family Matters
    Carl struggles with Steve's pen pal, a woman who has just been released from prison. She is in love with Steve, but Steve had sent her a photo of Carl. Mother Winslow tries to relate family history to her uninterested grandchildren.
    TV-G
  • 10:30 am ET
    Food, Lies and Videotape
    Family Matters
    Steve takes a cooking class.
    TV-G
  • 11:00 am ET
    A Dog, a Squirrel and a Fish Named Fish
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon faces his fear of a neighbor's dog.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 11:30 am ET
    Summer Sausage, a Pocket Poncho and Tony Danza
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon obsesses over Meemaw and Dr. Sturgis.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 12:00 pm ET
    Vanilla Ice Cream, Gentlemen Callers and a Dinette Set
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon interferes in Meemaw's romantic relationships.
    TV-PG
  • 12:30 pm ET
    A High-Pitched Buzz and Training Wheels
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon dismantles the refrigerator to stop an annoying hum and then must get a paper route to pay for the repairs.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 1:00 pm ET
    A Rival Prodigy and Sir Isaac Neutron
    Young Sheldon
    When Dr. Sturgis bonds with Paige, another 10-year-old genius, Sheldon's jealousy leads Meemaw to intervene. Meanwhile, Mary invites Paige's family over for a play date.
    TV-PG
  • 1:30 pm ET
    A Crisis of Faith and Octopus Aliens
    Young Sheldon
    When Mary's faith is shaken by a tragedy in the community, Sheldon becomes an unlikely ally.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 2:00 pm ET
    The One on the Last Night
    Friends
    The guys and the women prepare for big changes in their living arrangements.
    TV-PG
  • 2:30 pm ET
    The One Where Phoebe Runs
    Friends
    Chandler learns how obsessively neat Monica is when he attempts to do her a favor. Joey desperately tries not to flirt with his sexy new roommate.
    TV-PG
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One with Ross's Teeth
    Friends
    The guys explore their femininity. Phoebe causes trouble when she kisses someone at Rachel's work.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One Where Ross Got High
    Friends
    On Thanksgiving, Chandler tries to gain favor with Monica's parents but an old secret involving Ross causes problems. Undomestic Rachel's dessert proves intriguing.
    TV-PG
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The One with the Routine
    Friends
    Joey plots the perfect opportunity to kiss Janine. Ross and Monica resurrect their dorky high school dance routine for a television special.
    TV-PG
  • 4:30 pm ET
    The One with the Apothecary Table
    Friends
    Joey finally dates Janine but she doesn't like his friends. Rachel worries Phoebe won't appreciate the way she furnishes their apartment.
    TV-PG
  • 5:00 pm ET
    The One with the Joke
    Friends
    Ross and Chandler bicker over which of them created a raunchy joke. Phoebe antagonizes Monica and Rachel with her candor. Joey reluctantly takes a waiter job at Central Perk.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 5:30 pm ET
    The One with Rachel's Sister
    Friends
    Rachel tries to help her pampered younger sister, Jill, find independence but Jill flirting with Ross is not part of the plan. Monica won't admit that she is sick.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 6:00 pm ET
    The One Where Chandler Can't Cry
    Friends
    Rachel's sister Jill wants Ross but not for the reasons he thinks. Chandler astounds the others with his inability to express emotions. Is Phoebe starring in pornography?
    TV-PG (D)
  • 6:30 pm ET
    The One That Could Have Been: Part 1
    Friends
    The friends fantasize Rachel and Ross are in respective loveless marriages. Monica is an overweight virgin. Poor Chandler works for television star Joey, and Phoebe is an overstressed stockbroker.
    TV-14
  • 7:00 pm ET
    The One That Could Have Been: Part 2
    Friends
    In the speculative fantasy, Ross initiates romantic advances with his wife Carol. Chandler and Monica help each other overcome loneliness, Rachel learns the truth about her husband and Phoebe sneaks out of the hospital.
    TV-14
  • 7:30 pm ET
    The One with Unagi
    Friends
    Chandler gets into trouble with his homemade gift for Monica. Ross tries to teach martial arts to Rachel and Phoebe. Joey hires a look-alike.
    TV-PG
  • 8:00 pm ET
    The Pulled Groin Extrapolation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Attending a co-worker's wedding, Leonard and Amy (Mayim Bialik) get to know each other better, while Howard and Bernadette spend the weekend with Mrs. Wolowitz!
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 8:30 pm ET
    The Wiggly Finger Catalyst
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Raj is upset he's the only one of the four guys who's not in a relationship, Penny sets out to find the perfect date, introducing him to Emily, a girl he can actually talk to!
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 9:00 pm ET
    The Russian Rocket Reaction
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Leonard get invited to a housewarming party at Wil Wheaton's house. Howard gets an out-of-this-world opportunity!
    TV-PG (D)
  • 9:30 pm ET
    The Rhinitis Revelation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon craves attention from his visiting mother.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 10:00 pm ET
    The Isolation Permutation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Bernadette and Penny shop for wedding dresses without Amy.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 10:30 pm ET
    The Ornithophobia Diffusion
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon must overcome his fear of birds.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 11:00 pm ET
    The Flaming Spittoon Acquisition
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon becomes jealous when Stuart asks Amy for a date.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 11:30 pm ET
    The Speckerman Recurrance
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard comes face-to-face with his high school bully.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 12:00 am ET
    The Shiny Trinket Maneuver
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon gets in trouble with Amy, and it's up to Penny to teach him how to be a better boyfriend. Howard, meanwhile, must come to grips with Bernadette's dislike of children.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 12:30 am ET
    The Recombination Hypothesis
    The Big Bang Theory
    Everything might change when Leonard offers Penny a spur of the moment invitation to a romantic dinner for two on the 100th episode of the series.
    TV-14 (DLS)
  • 1:00 am ET
    The Beta Test Initiation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard and Penny "beta test" their relationship.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 1:30 am ET
    The Friendship Contraction
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon's selfish demands force Leonard to reconsider their friendship. Meanwhile, Howard tries to pick his astronaut nickname. NASA astronaut Mike Massimino guest stars.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 2:00 am ET
    The Vacation Solution
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Sheldon is forced to take a vacation by the university, he goes to work with Amy in her neurobiology lab.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 2:30 am ET
    The Rothman Disintegration
    The Big Bang Theory
    When a corner office at the University opens up, Sheldon must compete for it with his office nemesis, Barry Kripke. Meanwhile, Penny receives an unusual gift from Amy.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 3:00 am ET
    The Party
    Modern Family
    Manny and Luke are in charge of babysitting Lily so that the adults can enjoy a day to themselves. Claire and Gloria have a lovely trip to the spa planned; Phil and Mitch nerd out at the movies; and Jay and Cam go to a sports bar to watch the big fight.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 3:30 am ET
    Man Shouldn't Lie
    Modern Family
    Claire brings home a stray dog and gets the kids to help her hide it from Phil while she tries to find its owner. Unfortunately, her evasive behavior only makes Phil try even harder to shower her with more attention.
    TV-PG (L)
Wednesday, Oct 30

  • 4:00 am ET
    Promposal
    Modern Family
    With Closet-Con right around the corner, Claire is on high alert. Meanwhile, Phil and Gloria confront Auntie Alice for stealing her hot sauce recipe, Jay tries to teach Joe how to do some manly handy work, and Mitch helps Luke with his "promposal."
    TV-PG (D)
  • 4:30 am ET
    Crazy Train
    Modern Family
    Dede is getting remarried and Manny convinces the family to take the train up to the wedding. Jay could not be more ecstatic that Dede has moved on for good, but his overenthusiasm might come back and bite him later.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 5:00 am ET
    Double-Click
    Modern Family
    Claire can't seem to find the right time to fire an employee, Phil thinks he caught Luke with a girl in his bed, and no one's noticed that Alex has moved back home. Also, Jay can't accept that it might be harder to reenter the workforce than he thought.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 5:30 am ET
    A Tale of Three Cities
    Modern Family
    After trips take the Dunphys to New York; Mitch, Cam and Lily to the Midwest; and Jay, Gloria, Manny and Joe to Juarez, Mexico; the Pritchett-Dunphy-Tucker clan reunites, with all of the families converging at home for Father's Day.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 6:00 am ET
    A Stereotypical Day
    Modern Family
    Jay wants to make a good impression on a new family across the street, while Manny decides that the best way to a girl's heart is through his actions. Meanwhile, at the Pritchett house, the family is using Alex's recent bout of mono to their advantage.
    TV-14
  • 6:30 am ET
    Blindsided
    Modern Family
    The Dunphys and Pritchetts go head-to-head when Luke decides his best chance at getting into college is running for class president against Manny. The election is even more important to Jay, Gloria and Claire, who prove to be dubious campaign managers.
    TV-14
  • 7:00 am ET
    Weathering Heights
    Modern Family
    Phil can't cover up his excitement when he's invited to appear in a real-estate news segment. The day gets even better after meeting his "weatherman" hero, Rainer Shine. Phil made one little mistake; he introduced him to Hayley.
    TV-14
  • 7:30 am ET
    Halloween 4: The Revenge of Rod Skyhook
    Modern Family
    Luke's Halloween party isn't the monster bash he dreamed of, and now he's at risk of having the worst party of the year. Sensing trouble, the Dunphys realize all his party needs is a visit from Rod Skyhook, a little promotion, and some adult supervision.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 8:00 am ET
    My Broken-Hearted Valentine
    Family Matters
    Steve asks Laura to be his valentine, but she declines, favoring instead the offer of Daniel Wallace. Maxine warns Laura that Daniel will try to seduce her, but Laura doesn't believe her.
    TV-G
  • 8:30 am ET
    Woman of the People
    Family Matters
    When Laura runs against a friend for Student Council president, the girl tries to blackmail Laura by threatening to publish a photo of Steve and Laura. Carl becomes jealous when the neighbors ask Harriette to run a neighborhood watch.
    TV-G
  • 9:00 am ET
    Love and Kisses
    Family Matters
    Desperate for Laura's attention, Steve promises to introduce her to soul singer Johnny Gill in exchange for a kiss. After 20 years of marriage, Carl and Harriette finally have a honeymoon, but with some unexpected problems.
    TV-G
  • 9:30 am ET
    Dudes
    Family Matters
    Eddie, Waldo and Steve are contestants on a television dating show where Steve professes his eternal love for Laura, embarrassing her. Carl lies about not wanting a birthday party.
    TV-G
  • 10:00 am ET
    Robo-Nerd II
    Family Matters
    Steve's robot look-alike, Urkelbot, returns to fight crime. The Winslow women try a new line of hair products and go bald.
    TV-G
  • 10:30 am ET
    Stop in the Name of Love
    Family Matters
    Harriette and Carl agree that Mother Winslow's vision is too bad for her to keep driving but neither one wants to tell her. Laura tries to give Waldo some confidence and Waldo thinks she's in love with him.
    TV-G
  • 11:00 am ET
    A Financial Secret and Fish Sauce
    Young Sheldon
    When George Sr. asks Sheldon to keep a secret from Mary, the stress of not being honest drives Sheldon to hide out at Tam's for his first sleepover.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 11:30 am ET
    A Research Study and Czechoslovakian Wedding Pastries
    Young Sheldon
    Dr. Sturgis recommends Sheldon and Missy for a university research study on twins, and Mary is unhappy when the test results go to Sheldon's head.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 12:00 pm ET
    Seven Deadly Sins and a Small Carl Sagan
    Young Sheldon
    Mary clashes with Sheldon's drama teacher Mr. Lundy over plans for a Halloween haunted house fundraiser for the church. Also, Georgie falls for a rebellious teenage girl that Sheldon is tutoring.
    TV-14 (DLSV)
  • 12:30 pm ET
    Carbon Dating and a Stuffed Raccoon
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon gets into trouble with fellow child genius Paige at the Science Museum, while George Sr. is forced to play therapist to Paige's bickering parents, Barry and Linda. Meanwhile, Mary, Georgie and Missy help Meemaw with a garage sale.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 1:00 pm ET
    An 8-Bit Princess and a Flat Tire Genius
    Young Sheldon
    When Meemaw gives Sheldon his first video game, it takes over their lives. Meanwhile, George Sr. gets jealous when Georgie bonds with Herschel at the auto shop.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 1:30 pm ET
    Family Dynamics and a Red Fiero
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon studies his family for a psychology project when their Thanksgiving dinner turns into a family fight after George Sr. is offered a job in Oklahoma.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 2:00 pm ET
    The One Where Ross Dates a Student
    Friends
    When a fire damages their apartment, Rachel and Phoebe must choose between living temporarily with Joey or Monica. Ross gets into trouble where he teaches.
    TV-PG (S)
  • 2:30 pm ET
    The One with Joey's Fridge
    Friends
    Ross worries when his student/girlfriend goes on vacation with her wild friends. Meanwhile, Joey's refrigerator breaks down.
    TV-PG (S)
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One with Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.
    Friends
    Primarily composed of clips from earlier shows, Joey auditions for a major television role but Chandler almost ruins everything.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad
    Friends
    Ross is nervous about meeting Paul, Elizabeth's dad, and invites the gang to the coffeehouse for moral support.
    TV-PG
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The One Where Paul's the Man
    Friends
    Elizabeth and Ross decide to hide their relationship from her father and head up to his cabin for the weekend.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 4:30 pm ET
    The One with the Ring
    Friends
    Phoebe helps Chandler pick out an engagement ring for Monica.
    TV-PG
  • 5:00 pm ET
    The One with the Proposal: Part 1
    Friends
    Chandler plans to propose to Monica.
    TV-PG
  • 5:30 pm ET
    The One with the Proposal: Part 2
    Friends
    Monica asks Chandler to be her husband.
    TV-PG
  • 6:00 pm ET
    The One with Monica's Thunder
    Friends
    Monica excitedly reveals her good news to everyone but Rachel and Ross upstage her. Chandler has trouble making love.
    TV-PG (DS)
  • 6:30 pm ET
    The One with Rachel's Book
    Friends
    Monica is outraged to find out what her parents did with her wedding fund. Joey discovers Rachel's late-night reading material.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 7:00 pm ET
    The One with Phoebe's Cookies
    Friends
    Monica desperately tries to figure out a secret cookie recipe. Chandler fails to impress Monica's father.
    TV-PG
  • 7:30 pm ET
    The One with Rachel's Assistant
    Friends
    Rachel is in a quandary when a sexy but unqualified man applies to be her assistant. Chandler, Monica and Ross tell embarrassing secrets about one another.
    TV-PG
  • 8:00 pm ET
    The Good Guy Fluctuation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon tries to spook his friends on Halloween.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 8:30 pm ET
    The Werewolf Transformation
    The Big Bang Theory
    A change in Sheldon's routine forces him to re-evaluate his entire life, when his barber is sick. Meanwhile, Howard rethinks his decision to go into space after astronaut training.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 9:00 pm ET
    The Weekend Vortex
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon chooses to participate in a guys-only weekend Star Wars gaming marathon rather than go with Amy to her aunt's birthday party -- and gets a lesson from Penny and Amy.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 9:30 pm ET
    The Transporter Malfunction
    The Big Bang Theory
    It's a dream come true for Sheldon when he has a close encounter with his hero, Mr. Spock -- legendary sci-fi icon Leonard Nimoy.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 10:00 pm ET
    The Hawking Excitation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon has a chance to meet his hero, Stephen Hawking.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 10:30 pm ET
    The Stag Convergence
    The Big Bang Theory
    Howard's wedding plans are in jeopardy after the guys (and Wil Wheaton) throw him a bachelor party and details of his sexual history are leaked online.
    TV-14 (D)
  • 11:00 pm ET
    The Launch Acceleration
    The Big Bang Theory
    When NASA reschedules Howard's mission and puts his wedding plans in jeopardy, he's forced to face his fears and Bernadette's dad (Casey Sander).
    TV-PG (V)
  • 11:30 pm ET
    The Countdown Reflection
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Howard and Bernadette decide they want to be married before his NASA space launch, the gang rushes to put on a wedding, on the fifth season finale.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 12:00 am ET
    Ep. 265 - Dynamite 10/30/2024
    All Elite Wrestling: Dynamite
    All Elite Wrestling continues to inject new spirit, freshness, and energy into to mainstream wrestling featuring a world-class roster of diverse male and female wrestlers.
    TV-14 (DLV)
  • 2:00 am ET
    Grab It!
    Modern Family
    Jay's favorite place in the world may be losing some of its charm when Phil considers becoming a member. At the Dunphy house, Claire mistakes her influence on Alex's life choices, and Hayley cares too much about what Alex thinks about hers.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 2:30 am ET
    Thanksgiving Jamboree
    Modern Family
    It's a Thanksgiving jamboree at the Pritchett-Tucker home this year, and Cameron has spared no expense. While Phil tries to get used to Rainer Shine dating his daughter, Hayley has to tell him that she'd rather spend the holiday with her new boyfriend.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 3:00 am ET
    The Alliance
    Modern Family
    Hayley's day with Rainer Shine's daughter doesn't go as expected. Meanwhile, Luke finds himself in a compromising position with a widow, and Gloria, Phil and Cam form a secret alliance to ensure their respective "mistakes" are hidden from their spouses.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 3:30 am ET
    Snow Ball
    Modern Family
    When Manny and Luke put on the school's lavish winter dance and end up over their heads due to a texting error, it is up to them to fix it before the end of the night. Meanwhile, Gloria, Claire, Mitchell and Cam all volunteer at the dance.
    TV-PG (D)
Thursday, Oct 31

  • 4:00 am ET
    Ringmaster Keifth
    Modern Family
    Trying to recover from his Thanksgiving debacle, Cam decides to treat the family to a New Year's Day feast. After realizing that Cam's recent attempt is also a complete fail, Mitch uses a "concierge gift card" that he received as a Christmas gift.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 4:30 am ET
    Sarge & Pea
    Modern Family
    Cam is incensed that a rude parent robbed him of a precious Lily moment during her dance recital. He thinks he recognizes the culprit and gives her a piece of his mind. Meanwhile, Jay, Claire and Mitch attend a wedding and unexpectedly run into Dede.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 5:00 am ET
    Do You Believe in Magic?
    Modern Family
    Fearful that the romance between him and Claire is fizzling, Phil calls upon his alter ego to get Valentine's Day back on track. Meanwhile, Jay shows favoritism when he and Gloria deal with Joe's Valentine gift-giving and Manny's dating indecisiveness.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 5:30 am ET
    Do It Yourself
    Modern Family
    Phil convinces Jay to co-invest in a property he has always wanted to develop. Meanwhile, Claire's new love of cooking Sunday dinners hasn't been as tasty as she thinks, and Haley is the family's only hope to add a little spice to the situation.
    TV-PG (DS)
  • 6:00 am ET
    Heavy Is the Head
    Modern Family
    Phil and Jay's property investment might turn out to be a bust. Meanwhile, Cam lands in the hospital due to a head injury and refuses to have an MRI, and Gloria surprises Claire with a day of luxury at the office, which turns out to be badly timed.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 6:30 am ET
    Finding Fizbo
    Modern Family
    Cam receives a video of someone desecrating his Fizbo costume. Meanwhile, Phil's in for a surprise when he meets his soon-to-be step-brother at Frank's bachelor party. Finally, Manny's newest play hits too close to home for Gloria, Claire and Haley.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 7:00 am ET
    Basketball!
    Modern Family
    After choking at last year's charity basketball game, Phil has been training all year to redeem himself. However, when NBA stars Charles Barkley and DeAndre Jordan attend the game and start making bets, Phil tries to not buckle under the pressure.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 7:30 am ET
    Pig Moon Rising
    Modern Family
    Mitchell accidentally knocks over an urn filled with the ashes of Cam's pet pig and devises a cover-up to hide his blunder. Hoping to catch Mitchell in his lie, Cam makes up a tall tale to trap him, but his own lie soon becomes too big to manage.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 8:00 am ET
    The Urkel Who Came to Dinner
    Family Matters
    When his parents go on vacation without him, Harriette invites Steve to stay with the Winslows.
    TV-G
  • 8:30 am ET
    Farewell, My Laura
    Family Matters
    Rachel and Laura read a story that Steve wrote. In the story, Steve is a 1940s detective whom Laura hires to protect Rachel, but when Rachel is killed, Steve must investigate all the suspects and deduce her murderer's identity.
    TV-G
  • 9:00 am ET
    Surely You Joust
    Family Matters
    When Carl becomes angry with his obnoxious neighbor, Steve, they arrange to fight it out, on national television.
    TV-G
  • 9:30 am ET
    Hot Wheels
    Family Matters
    Carl buys Eddie a used police car so they can refurbish it together. Steve glues himself to Laura just as she is supposed to go out on a much anticipated date.
    TV-G
  • 10:00 am ET
    Dance to the Music
    Family Matters
    Laura is impressed when Steve arranges a great date for her with another guy. Carl is jealous when Harriette takes piano lessons from a handsome young man.
    TV-G
  • 10:30 am ET
    The One with the Engagement Picture
    Friends
    Joey tries to teach Chandler how to smile for the camera. Phoebe and Ross bicker over their divorcing friends.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 11:00 am ET
    The One with the Nap Partners
    Friends
    Rachel and Phoebe compete to be Monica's maid of honor but Monica doesn't want to make the decision. Chandler tries to apologize to a girlfriend from his youth.
    TV-PG
  • 11:30 am ET
    The One with Ross' Library Book
    Friends
    Chandler's former girlfriend manipulates Chandler and Monica. Rachel and Phoebe meddle in Joey's relationship.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 12:00 pm ET
    The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs
    Friends
    Chandler's irrational fear causes problems when Phoebe brings home a cute dog. Rachel's assistant gives her a Thanksgiving surprise.
    TV-PG
  • 12:30 pm ET
    The One with All the Candy
    Friends
    Rachel gets in trouble for dating her assistant. Monica tries to become friendlier with her neighbors. Phoebe needs lessons in riding a bike.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 1:00 pm ET
    The One with the Holiday Armadillo
    Friends
    Ross teaches Ben about Chanukah. Phoebe worries that Rachel prefers living with Joey.
    TV-PG
  • 1:30 pm ET
    The One with All the Cheesecakes
    Friends
    Phoebe's former boyfriend returns for one night only but Joey could ruin their plans. Monica plots revenge on her cousin's wedding day.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 2:00 pm ET
    The One Where They're Up All Night
    Friends
    Monica falls asleep during sex. Rachel argues with Tag. Ross and Joey get stranded on the roof.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 2:30 pm ET
    The One Where Rosita Dies
    Friends
    Phoebe becomes involved with a suicidal office worker. Rachel breaks Joey's favorite chair. Monica's beloved childhood belongings are destroyed.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One Where They All Turn Thirty
    Friends
    Rachel's 30th birthday prompts the friends to reminisce about their own 30th birthdays.
    TV-PG
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One with Joey's New Brain
    Friends
    Joey's character on a daytime drama becomes more prominent to the chagrin of the show's diva star. Phoebe and Rachel argue over who should return a sexy man's misplaced cell phone to him.
    TV-PG (S)
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The One with the Truth About London
    Friends
    Chandler finds out who Monica really wanted to have sex with on the night they became lovers. Ross is furious after Rachel teaches Ben practical jokes.
    TV-PG
  • 4:30 pm ET
    The Date Night Variable
    The Big Bang Theory
    On the sixth season premiere, Howard discovers that he can't escape his mother -- even in space! Back on earth, meanwhile, Raj turns his existence as a third wheel into an art form.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 5:00 pm ET
    The Decoupling Fluctuation
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Sheldon learns that Penny is thinking about breaking up with Leonard, he tries to intervene. Meanwhile, Howard is being picked on in space by the other astronauts.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 5:30 pm ET
    The Higgs Boson Observation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Amy's nervous when Sheldon hires Alex, a female assistant.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 6:00 pm ET
    The Re-Entry Minimization
    The Big Bang Theory
    Howard returns from space -- without the welcome he wanted.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 6:30 pm ET
    The Holographic Excitation
    The Big Bang Theory
    The gang celebrates Halloween at Stuart's comic book store. Meanwhile, Leonard and Penny discover a new spark in their relationship when he seduces her with science.
    TV-PG (DLS)
  • 7:00 pm ET
    The Extract Obliteration
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon's friendship with renowned scientist Stephen Hawking is threatened by a game of "Words with Friends," while Penny secretly enrolls in a class at the local college.
    TV-14 (L)
  • 7:30 pm ET
    Halloween
    Modern Family
    Claire loves Halloween and is gearing up to spookify the Dunphy house for the trick or treaters. She gives each family member a role to play, but none of it goes quite right ... Cameron can't shake a traumatic childhood experience and hates the holiday.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 8:00 pm ET
    Open House of Horrors
    Modern Family
    Claire has overdone it in Halloweens past, so this year she's being forced to tone it down, and Phil has an idea to hold an open house on Halloween. Meanwhile, Mitch and Cam host a costume party while contending with Lily wondering who her real mom is.
    TV-PG (V)
  • 8:30 pm ET
    Halloween 3: Awesomeland
    Modern Family
    Even though Halloween is Claire's holiday, she allows Phil to take over this year. Gloria picks out costumes for her and Jay, but Jay wants to be Prince Charming instead. Elsewhere, Cameron gets overwhelmed, and Mitchell is busy with a huge case.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 9:00 pm ET
    Halloween 4: The Revenge of Rod Skyhook
    Modern Family
    Luke's Halloween party isn't the monster bash he dreamed of, and now he's at risk of having the worst party of the year. Sensing trouble, the Dunphys realize all his party needs is a visit from Rod Skyhook, a little promotion, and some adult supervision.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 9:30 pm ET
    It's the Great Pumpkin, Phil Dunphy
    Modern Family
    Phil and Claire still want to celebrate Halloween in a big way, but no one shares their enthusiasm. Over at the Pritchett's, Mitch and Cam are frustrated by how long Jay is taking to finish their kitchen remodel, which forces Mitch to stand up to his dad.
    TV-14
  • 10:00 pm ET
    Good Grief
    Modern Family
    It's another epic Halloween full of costumes, tricks and treats for the Dunphy-Pritchett-Tucker clan as they deal with huge, unexpected news.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 10:30 pm ET
    The Last Halloween
    Modern Family (Season 11)
    Phil is determined to finally scare Claire on Halloween. Meanwhile, Gloria feels self-conscious about her age when someone assumes she is Jay's wife; and Mitch and Cam go to the WeHo Halloween Carnival after Lily goes to her first Halloween party alone.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 11:00 pm ET
    The Middle Earth Paradigm
    The Big Bang Theory
    Penny hosts a Halloween party, putting Leonard, Sheldon, Wolowitz and Koothrappali through a new test of their social skills.
    TV-PG (DLS)
  • 11:30 pm ET
    The Good Guy Fluctuation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon tries to spook his friends on Halloween.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 12:00 am ET
    The Holographic Excitation
    The Big Bang Theory
    The gang celebrates Halloween at Stuart's comic book store. Meanwhile, Leonard and Penny discover a new spark in their relationship when he seduces her with science.
    TV-PG (DLS)
  • 12:30 am ET
    The Bakersfield Expedition
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard's car is stolen when the guys take a road trip to a comic book convention in Bakersfield, dressed as Star Trek characters.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 1:00 am ET
    The Mommy Observation
    The Big Bang Theory
    While Sheldon and Howard continue their bonding, Sheldon's visit to see his mommy forces him to start addressing a new reality. The gang are subjected to a murder mystery party that leads them to speculate where they might be in 20 years.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 1:30 am ET
    The Anything Can Happen Recurrence
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard reinstates Anything Can Happen Thursday, and it leads the regimented Sheldon to attempt something spontaneous, which creates friction among Penny, Amy and Bernadette. Raj requests help from Howard in prepping for a date with Emily.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 2:00 am ET
    The Intimacy Acceleration
    The Big Bang Theory
    An experiment designed to make participants fall in love piques Penny and Leonard's interest, so they decide to put it to the test. Meanwhile, Leonard, Amy, Raj and Emily have an encounter with a "zombie."
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 2:30 am ET
    The Imitation Perturbation
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Howard dresses up as Sheldon for Halloween, Sheldon seeks retaliation at Leonard and Penny's Halloween Party. Leonard is shocked that Penny doesn't remember their first kiss.
    TV-PG
  • 3:00 am ET
    The Goonies
    When a group of ordinary kids discover a secret treasure map, their sleepy seaport lives are suddenly transformed into a fun-filled, roller-coaster ride filled with heart-pounding adventure and peril. Sean Astin, Corey Feldman and Josh Brolin co-star.
    TV-PG (DLV)
Friday, Nov 01

  • 5:30 am ET
    Maleficent
    Maleficent has an idyllic life growing up in a forest kingdom until an invading army threatens the harmony. Maleficent rises to be the land's fiercest protector but she suffers a betrayal that begins to turn her pure heart to stone.
    TV-PG (V)
  • 7:30 am ET
    The Addams Family
    Members of the mysterious and spooky Addams family -- Gomez, Morticia, Pugsley, Wednesday, Uncle Fester and Grandma -- encounter a shady TV personality who despises their eerie hilltop mansion.
    TV-PG (V)
  • 9:30 am ET
    Five Minutes
    Modern Family
    Mitch and Cam have five minutes to catch a flight while fighting the effects of sleeping pills. Then at Rainer's birthday dinner, Haley and Rainer are forced to reevaluate their entire relationship. Meanwhile, Phil and Claire pay a surprise visit to Alex.
    TV-14
  • 10:00 am ET
    Frank's Wedding
    Modern Family
    Frank Dunphy's Roaring 20s-themed wedding day is finally here, and Phil gets the Dunphy clan to show up in costume. Once Claire and the kids realize they are the only ones dressed-up, they feel it's time for a "funny" intervention with Phil.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 10:30 am ET
    All Things Being Equal
    Modern Family
    Gloria, Claire, Haley, Alex, Lily, Luke and Manny are equally committed to showing their support for gender equality and the women's movement in different ways. Meanwhile, Jay and Phil disagree on how their parking lot attendant should be run their lot.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 11:00 am ET
    A Stunted Childhood and a Can of Fancy Mixed Nuts
    Young Sheldon
    Bazinga is born! When Sheldon learns that people with stunted childhoods can turn into social outcasts, he tries to act like a kid. Also, Meemaw and Dr. Sturgis's relationship is tested when she teaches him how to drive.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 11:30 am ET
    A Race of Superhumans and a Letter to Alf
    Young Sheldon
    While Missy unknowingly becomes Sheldon's test subject, Georgie joins Mary's Bible study to spend more time with his crush, Veronica.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 12:00 pm ET
    A Tummy Ache and a Whale of a Metaphor
    Young Sheldon
    When Sheldon gets sick and has to spend a few days in the hospital, he turns into the world's worst patient and his behavior takes a toll on everyone. Also, Missy gets a taste of what life would be like without her twin.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 12:30 pm ET
    A Nuclear Reactor and a Boy Called Lovey
    Young Sheldon
    While Sheldon attempts to build a nuclear reactor to power the neighborhood, Georgie is heartbroken when he learns that Veronica has a boyfriend. Also, a university party gets heated when Dr. Linkletter flirts with Meemaw.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 1:00 pm ET
    David, Goliath and a Yoo-hoo from the Back
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon uses his new friendship with the school bully to boss Georgie around. Also, Missy steals Meemaw's makeup for Picture Day.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 1:30 pm ET
    A Math Emergency and Perky Palms
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon and Dr. Sturgis have their first fight when Dr. Sturgis marks a question wrong on Sheldon's test. Mary takes over for Pastor Jeff when he's out sick.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 2:00 pm ET
    The One with the Cheap Wedding Dress
    Friends
    Monica battles another shopper for the perfect wedding dress. Ross and Joey compete for the same woman.
    TV-PG
  • 2:30 pm ET
    The One with Joey's Award
    Friends
    Joey overreacts at a daytime drama awards show.
    TV-PG
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One with Ross & Monica's Cousin
    Friends
    Monica's gorgeous cousin unwittingly wreaks havoc on Chandler and Ross. Rachel and Phoebe hastily plan a surprise bridal party for Monica.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One with Rachel's Big Kiss
    Friends
    Rachel reveals a titillating secret about her and a former sorority sister. Ross and Chandler compete for wedding tuxedos.
    TV-PG (S)
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The One with the Vows
    Friends
    As Monica and Chandler prepare their wedding vows, they and their friends reminisce.
    TV-PG (S)
  • 4:30 pm ET
    The One with Chandler's Dad
    Friends
    Chandler confronts his estranged cross-dressing father. Rachel gets into trouble driving Monica's Porsche.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 5:00 pm ET
    The One with Monica & Chandler's Wedding: Part 1
    Friends
    On the eve of the wedding, Ross searches for missing Chandler, who has doubts, while the girls distract unsuspecting Monica.
    TV-PG
  • 5:30 pm ET
    The One with Monica & Chandler's Wedding: Part 2
    Friends
    Monica remains blissfully unaware of the potential disasters on her wedding day.
    TV-PG
  • 6:00 pm ET
    The One After I Do
    Friends
    The reception following Monica and Chandler's wedding is almost upstaged by the news that a member of the group might be pregnant.
    TV-PG
  • 6:30 pm ET
    The One with the Red Sweater
    Friends
    Rachel debates whether she should break the news to her baby's father.
    TV-PG
  • 7:00 pm ET
    The One Where Rachel Tells...
    Friends
    The real father of Rachel's baby is revealed. Monica and Chandler struggle to make their honeymoon flight.
    TV-14 (D)
  • 7:30 pm ET
    The One with the Videotape
    Friends
    Ross reveals that he videotaped a sexual encounter between Rachel and him.
    TV-PG
  • 8:00 pm ET
    The Habitation Configuration
    The Big Bang Theory
    Bernadette pressures Howard to move out of his mother's house, while Sheldon finds himself caught in the middle of a fight between Amy and Wil Wheaton.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 8:30 pm ET
    The 43 Peculiarity
    The Big Bang Theory
    Howard and Raj try to solve a mystery about Sheldon.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 9:00 pm ET
    The Parking Spot Escalation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Howard battle over an assigned parking spot.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 9:30 pm ET
    The Fish Guts Displacement
    The Big Bang Theory
    Howard bonds with his father-n-law on a fishing trip.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 10:00 pm ET
    The Santa Simulation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon unwillingly revisits some Christmas memories during a lively game of Dungeons and Dragons, while Raj joins the girls for ladies night out.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 10:30 pm ET
    The Egg Salad Equivalency
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon is accused of sexual harassment at the University and winds up dragging Leonard, Raj and Howard into the fray.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 11:00 pm ET
    The Bakersfield Expedition
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard's car is stolen when the guys take a road trip to a comic book convention in Bakersfield, dressed as Star Trek characters.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 11:30 pm ET
    The Cooper/Kripke Inversion
    The Big Bang Theory
    Outraged that he's being forced to work with his university nemesis, Barry Kripke (John Ross Bowie), Sheldon faces a crisis of conscience.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 12:00 am ET
    Django Unchained
    A freed slave tries to rescue his wife from a ruthless plantation owner with the help of a bounty hunter.
    TV-MA (LV)
  • 3:44 am ET
    Law Abiding Citizen
    A few years after the brutal murder of his family, a deal sets one of the killers free, leading Clyde, the only survivor of the attack, to take justice into his own hands and go after everyone involved.
    TV-14 (LV)
Saturday, Nov 02

  • 5:59 am ET
    Die Hard With A Vengeance
    A genius named Simon is forcing New York cop John McClane to play a deadly game with the stakes being New York City itself. McClane joins forces with a Harlem shop owner to figure out frustrating puzzles to save billions and the city.
    TV-14 (V)
  • 8:29 am ET
    Alone Time
    Modern Family
    When Mitch and Jay separately seek out a retreat from the family and end up at the same resort, it becomes clear how "related" they really are. Meanwhile, Phil and Claire can't seem to enjoy the empty-nester life, and Cam drops in to lend Gloria a hand.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 9:00 am ET
    The Graduates
    Modern Family
    Manny's father, Javier, shows up for his graduation and takes him out to celebrate, leaving Jay to pick up the pieces. Meanwhile, the families get ready for Luke and Manny's big day and deal with the emotions that come with seeing your kids grow up.
    TV-14
  • 9:30 am ET
    Lake Life
    Modern Family
    Jay forces the family to take their family vacation on a houseboat to create memories that will last after he's gone. Meanwhile, Mitchell runs into an old flame, Cam has to stay out of the sun, and Phil and Claire try out some adventurous excursions.
    TV-14
  • 10:00 am ET
    The Long Goodbye
    Modern Family
    Phil and Claire realize that Alex may be more self-sufficient in college than they give her credit for when they drop in for a quick visit. Meanwhile, Manny is determined to avoid a long tearful goodbye after Gloria and Jay move him into his college dorm.
    TV-14
  • 10:30 am ET
    Catch of the Day
    Modern Family
    Phil thinks he's going to have bad luck after failing to complete his daily superstition, but Claire is eager to go to a concert and has no time for his silly notions. Meanwhile, Mitch is certain that Cam's undermining him during their kitchen renovation.
    TV-14 (D)
  • 11:00 am ET
    The One with Rachel's Date
    Friends
    Ross is horrified when Rachel goes on a date with a soap-opera star. Phoebe is attracted to a clumsy chef whom Monica wants to fire.
    TV-PG
  • 11:30 am ET
    The One with the Halloween Party
    Friends
    At Monica's Halloween party, Phoebe meets her twin sister's fiance and finds that she is attracted to him.
    TV-PG
  • 12:00 pm ET
    The One with the Stain
    Friends
    Rachel wants to find her own apartment. Phoebe is ecstatic when Eric dumps Ursula to date her.
    TV-PG
  • 12:30 pm ET
    The One with the Stripper
    Friends
    Rachel tells her belligerent father that she is pregnant with Ross' child.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 1:00 pm ET
    The Greatest Showman
    P.T. Barnum is a brash dreamer who rises from nothing to prove that anything you can envision is possible and that everyone has a stupendous story worthy of a world-class spectacle.
    TV-PG (LV)
  • 3:15 pm ET
    Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
    Johnny Depp stars as quirky candyman Willy Wonka in director Tim Burton's eye-popping adaptation of Roald Dahl's classic children's tale.
    TV-PG
  • 5:15 pm ET
    Jack Frost
    A man who died on Christmas Eve returns to his wife and son one year later in the form of a snowman.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 7:30 pm ET
    Fred Claus
    The yuletide season brings headaches for Santa Claus, who bails his ne'er-do-well brother Fred out of trouble and puts him to work in his factory.
    TV-PG (DLV)
  • 10:00 pm ET
    Elf
    As a baby, Buddy crawls into Santa's toy bag and is whisked off to the North Pole, where he is raised as an elf. A misfit who grows to be three times the size of his elf family, Buddy heads to his birthplace to seek out his roots.
    TV-PG (DLV)
  • 12:00 am ET
    Uncle Buck
    John Candy stars as a fun-loving uncle who's left in charge of his nephew and nieces during a family crisis and turns the household upside-down with his wild ways of handling suburban life.
    TV-PG
  • 2:15 am ET
    Elf
    As a baby, Buddy crawls into Santa's toy bag and is whisked off to the North Pole, where he is raised as an elf. A misfit who grows to be three times the size of his elf family, Buddy heads to his birthplace to seek out his roots.
    TV-PG (DLV)
Sunday, Nov 03

  • 4:15 am ET
    Maleficent
    Maleficent has an idyllic life growing up in a forest kingdom until an invading army threatens the harmony. Maleficent rises to be the land's fiercest protector but she suffers a betrayal that begins to turn her pure heart to stone.
    TV-PG (V)
  • 7:00 am ET
    Sex, Lies, and Kickball
    Modern Family
    Jay's best friend, Shorty, visits and stays at the house so they can catch up, but Shorty ends up spending more time with Gloria than Jay. Meanwhile, Alex is going to prove to Claire that her relationship with Ben is definitely a sexual relationship.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 7:30 am ET
    It's the Great Pumpkin, Phil Dunphy
    Modern Family
    Phil and Claire still want to celebrate Halloween in a big way, but no one shares their enthusiasm. Over at the Pritchett's, Mitch and Cam are frustrated by how long Jay is taking to finish their kitchen remodel, which forces Mitch to stand up to his dad.
    TV-14
  • 8:00 am ET
    Ten Years Later
    Modern Family
    Claire is determined to make up for her bad mood at Jay and Gloria's wedding by throwing their tenth-anniversary party. As part of the festivities, Phil is going to perform a magic trick featuring Gloria appearing out of thin air in her wedding dress.
    TV-14
  • 8:30 am ET
    Winner Winner Turkey Dinner
    Modern Family
    During Jay's Thanksgiving toast, he honors the entire family on their recent successes, even though everyone knows that isn't quite true. Meanwhile, Phil works hard to master a classic magic trick and prove he's not the family failure.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 9:00 am ET
    Brushes with Celebrity
    Modern Family
    The Pritchett-Dunphy-Tucker clan recount all their biggest celebrity encounters. Phil shows a house to his musical hero and is determined to make a good impression. Meanwhile, Jay's serves jury duty alongside one of America's biggest football icons.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 9:30 am ET
    Tough Love
    Modern Family
    After leaving his real estate firm to strike out on his own, Phil decides a solo camping trip is just what he needs to boost his confidence. Meanwhile, Mitchell's plan to teach Cam a lesson in gullibility and Lily a lesson in responsibility backfires.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 10:00 am ET
    Driving Carl Crazy
    Family Matters
    Carl blames his serious health problems on Steve Urkel.
    TV-G
  • 10:30 am ET
    Rumor Has It
    Family Matters
    Ted starts the rumor that he had sex with Laura and it's up to Steve and Eddie to reveal the truth.
    TV-G
  • 11:00 am ET
    No Small Feet
    Modern Family
    When Claire lands a big opportunity for Pritchett's Closets, Jay expects a little validation for his contribution. Meanwhile, Pam's ex-boyfriend Bo shows up, and Mitchell sees this as the perfect opportunity to get Pam out of the house.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 11:30 am ET
    He Said, She Shed
    Modern Family
    Claire's request to build a "She Shed" in their backyard is denied, and only Luke and Phil know the real reason why. Meanwhile, Pameron lets Cam in on a family secret that forces him to visit Mitch's therapist to work through this new information.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 12:00 pm ET
    Dear Beloved Family
    Modern Family
    Gloria has to rush Phil to the hospital for an emergency surgery after he experiences some intense stomach pains and rallies the entire family to be by his side.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 12:30 pm ET
    In Your Head
    Modern Family
    When Luke goes missing after a night out, Manny, Phil and Gloria team up to track him down. Meanwhile, Haley is desperate to land an interview with the creator of a popular website and interrupts Alex during one of her college classes.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 1:00 pm ET
    Written in the Stars
    Modern Family
    Phil thinks that Gloria is upset at Jay for dropping the ball on Valentine's Day, so he convinces Jay to spice things up with a little role playing. Meanwhile, Mitch and Cam accidentally ruin Luke's Valentine's Day date and have to make things right.
    TV-PG (DLS)
  • 1:30 pm ET
    The One with the Rumor
    Friends
    Monica encounters a high-school friend and invites him to Thanksgiving Day dinner.
    TV-PG
  • 2:00 pm ET
    The One with Monica's Boots
    Friends
    Chandler is angry when Monica buys expensive boots. Phoebe tries to get tickets to a Sting concert.
    TV-PG
  • 2:30 pm ET
    The One with the Ross' Step Forward
    Friends
    Ross' new girlfriend orders Christmas cards with a photo of them on the cover.
    TV-PG
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One Where Joey Dates Rachel
    Friends
    Rachel joins Joey for a night out in order to prepare him for a big date.
    TV-PG
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The Polar Express
    The conductor of a train to the North Pole guides a boy who questions the existence of Santa Claus.
    TV-G
  • 5:30 pm ET
    The Goonies
    When a group of ordinary kids discover a secret treasure map, their sleepy seaport lives are suddenly transformed into a fun-filled, roller-coaster ride filled with heart-pounding adventure and peril. Sean Astin, Corey Feldman and Josh Brolin co-star.
    TV-PG (DLV)
  • 8:00 pm ET
    Fred Claus
    The yuletide season brings headaches for Santa Claus, who bails his ne'er-do-well brother Fred out of trouble and puts him to work in his factory.
    TV-PG (DLV)
  • 10:30 pm ET
    The Polar Express
    The conductor of a train to the North Pole guides a boy who questions the existence of Santa Claus.
    TV-G
  • 12:30 am ET
    The Spoiler Alert Segmentation
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Sheldon and Leonard fight, it affects Penny and Amy's living arrangements. Meanwhile, Raj takes care of Mrs. Wolowitz while Howard is away.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 1:00 am ET
    The Tangible Affection Proof
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon struggles to find a Valentine's gift for Amy.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 1:30 am ET
    The Monster Isolation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Raj vows never to leave his apartment after a horrible date.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 2:00 am ET
    The Contractual Obligation Implementation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard, Sheldon and Howard try to advance the cause of women in science by speaking with junior high girls about their future careers, while Raj plans his date with Lucy.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 2:30 am ET
    The Closet Reconfiguration
    The Big Bang Theory
    To open or not to open? When Howard finds a letter from his father, he's forced to confront his past. And Leonard and Penny throw a grown-up cocktail party at the apartment.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 3:00 am ET
    Die Hard
    Detective John McClane inadvertently becomes embroiled in a hostage situation when his wife's office is taken over by German terrorists, lead by the devilish Hans Gruber.
    TV-14 (LV)
Monday, Nov 04

  • 5:30 am ET
    Die Hard 2
    On Christmas Eve a team of mercenaries tries to break out an evil dictator by taking Dulles airport hostage. Waiting for his wife's plane to land, New York cop John McClane must once again try to save the day.
    TV-14 (LV)
  • 8:00 am ET
    Die Hard
    Detective John McClane inadvertently becomes embroiled in a hostage situation when his wife's office is taken over by German terrorists, lead by the devilish Hans Gruber.
    TV-14 (LV)
  • 10:30 am ET
    Driving Carl Crazy
    Family Matters
    Carl blames his serious health problems on Steve Urkel.
    TV-G
  • 11:00 am ET
    Rumor Has It
    Family Matters
    Ted starts the rumor that he had sex with Laura and it's up to Steve and Eddie to reveal the truth.
    TV-G
  • 11:30 am ET
    No. 1 With a Bullet
    Family Matters
    When Steve is hospitalized for an appendectomy, Carl is happy to be rid of him. But when Carl is shot, he becomes Steve's roommate.
    TV-G
  • 12:00 pm ET
    A Loaf of Bread and a Grand Old Flag
    Young Sheldon
    Things spiral out of control when Sheldon boycotts his favorite bread company and ends up on the local news. Meanwhile, Georgie offers Veronica a shoulder to cry on when she's dumped by her boyfriend.
    TV-PG
  • 12:30 pm ET
    Albert Einstein and the Story of Another Mary
    Young Sheldon
    Inspired by his hero, Albert Einstein, Sheldon tries his hand at the violin. Also, Mary and Meemaw secretly buy a pregnancy test when Mary thinks she's pregnant.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 1:00 pm ET
    A Perfect Score and a Bunsen Burner Marshmallow
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon moves in with Dr. Sturgis for the weekend to see what his life would be like in college. Also, a lonely Mary tries to bond with the other Coopers during Sheldon's absence.
    TV-PG
  • 1:30 pm ET
    A Political Campaign and a Candy Land Cheater
    Young Sheldon
    Unhappy that school funds are going toward football rather than academics, Sheldon decides to run for class president.
    TV-PG
  • 2:00 pm ET
    A Proposal and a Popsicle Stick Cross
    Young Sheldon
    Georgie is thrilled when Veronica stays at the Coopers' for a few days. Meanwhile, Meemaw and Dr. Sturgis celebrate their one-year anniversary.
    TV-PG
  • 2:30 pm ET
    A Broken Heart and a Crock Monster
    Young Sheldon
    The Coopers help a brokenhearted Pastor Jeff through a rough patch in his marriage. Meanwhile, Sheldon pressures church members for donations when Mary takes him to work for a day.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One with the Birthing Video
    Friends
    Monica prepares a memorable St. Valentine's Day for Chandler with sexy lingerie and X-rated entertainment.
    TV-PG
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One Where Joey Tells Rachel
    Friends
    Joey tells Rachel that he is in love with her.
    TV-PG
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The One with the Tea Leaves
    Friends
    Rachel devises a lie about her unborn child that she hopes will break the silence between her and Joey. Phoebe reads tea leaves and predicts she will soon encounter the man of her dreams.
    TV-PG
  • 4:30 pm ET
    The One in Massapequa
    Friends
    Phoebe brings her annoyingly upbeat boyfriend to the 35th anniversary of Monica and Ross' parents, who urge Ross and pregnant Rachel to pretend to be married.
    TV-PG
  • 5:00 pm ET
    The One with Joey's Interview
    Friends
    When Soap Opera Digest requests an interview, Joey enlists his friends to make sure he does not say anything that could cost him his role.
    TV-PG
  • 5:30 pm ET
    The One with the Baby Shower
    Friends
    During her baby shower, Rachel realizes she is unprepared to be a mother and accepts her mother's offer to move in to help with the child.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 6:00 pm ET
    The One with the Cooking Class
    Friends
    A food critic blasts Monica's cooking in a newspaper review. A cute saleswoman riles Rachel when she flirts with Ross, and Phoebe coaches Chandler for a job interview.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 6:30 pm ET
    The One Where Rachel Is Late
    Friends
    Overdue Rachel tries everything to rush the delivery of her baby.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 7:00 pm ET
    The One Where Rachel Has a Baby: Part 1
    Friends
    The friends cause havoc in the maternity ward as Rachel begins childbirth.
    TV-PG
  • 7:30 pm ET
    The One Where Rachel Has a Baby: Part 2
    Friends
    The friends cause havoc in the maternity ward as Rachel begins childbirth.
    TV-PG
  • 8:00 pm ET
    The One Where No One Proposes
    Friends
    Joey finds himself engaged to Rachel soon after she delivers her baby girl, while Phoebe assumes Ross is the one who proposed.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 8:30 pm ET
    The One Where Emma Cries
    Friends
    Joey seeks forgiveness from Ross, while Rachel tries to quell Emma's incessant crying.
    TV-PG
  • 9:00 pm ET
    The Tenure Turbulence
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard, Sheldon and Raj fight for tenure at the University.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 9:30 pm ET
    The Closure Alternative
    The Big Bang Theory
    After one of his favorite TV shows gets canceled too soon, Sheldon feels lost, so Amy tries to help him get over his compulsive need for closure by retraining his brain.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 10:00 pm ET
    The Proton Resurgence
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard and Sheldon hire Professor Proton (Bob Newhart), the host of their favorite childhood TV show to perform. Raj leaves his dog with Howard and Bernadette.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 10:30 pm ET
    The Love Spell Potential
    The Big Bang Theory
    When the girls' trip to Vegas falls through, the guys invite them to a Dungeons & Dragons date night that causes Sheldon and Amy's relationship to take an unexpected turn.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 11:00 pm ET
    The Bon Voyage Reaction
    The Big Bang Theory
    On the sixth season finale, Sheldon and Penny are thrown for a loop when Leonard is offered an exciting new job opportunity overseas.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 11:30 pm ET
    The Hofstadter Insufficiency
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard is away at sea, so Sheldon and Penny spend time together and spill some revealing secrets. Meanwhile, Howard comes to Raj's aid after his breakup with his girlfriend.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 12:00 am ET
    The Deception Verification
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard returns from the North Sea expedition and finds things chilly between him and Sheldon, while Howard's relationship with his mother opens the door to questions about his masculinity.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 12:30 am ET
    The Scavenger Vortex
    The Big Bang Theory
    Raj puts together a scavenger hunt that turns into serious, cutthroat competition among the gang.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 1:00 am ET
    The Raiders Minimization
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon is fit to be tied when Amy ruins one of his favorite adventure films, while Leonard finds the key to getting Penny to do his bidding, and Raj and Stuart get creative with their online-dating profiles.
    TV-PG (DLS)
  • 1:30 am ET
    The Workplace Proximity
    The Big Bang Theory
    Amy takes a job at Sheldon's university, putting their relationship to the test.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 2:00 am ET
    The Romance Resonance
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon makes a major scientific breakthrough, but he feels it may haunt him for the rest of his career. Meanwhile, Howard makes a grand romantic gesture to Bernadette, which causes Penny to put more effort into her relationship with Leonard.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 2:30 am ET
    The Proton Displacement
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Sheldon's childhood hero, Professor Proton, seeks Leonard's help with an experiment, the slighted Sheldon goes nuclear and decides to get revenge by befriending another TV science guy.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 3:00 am ET
    Brown Lotus
    American Dad
    Hayley and Jeff take a staycation at a nearby luxury resort, while the CIA is forced to rebrand.
    TV-14 (DLSV)
  • 3:30 am ET
    I AM
    Invincible Fight Girl
    Far away from the excitement of the Wrestling World, on the humble Accountant Isle, we meet Andy, a junior accountant in the making who dreams of instead becoming a great wrestler ...
    TV-PG (V)
  • 4:00 am ET
    Shallow Vows
    American Dad
    Upset that Francine has let herself go, Stan takes drastic measures when she asks him to renew their wedding vows.
    TV-14 (DLSV)
  • 4:30 am ET
    My Morning Straitjacket
    American Dad
    After attending a concert with Hayley, Stan becomes obsessed with her music.
    TV-14 (DLV)
Tuesday, Nov 05

  • 5:00 am ET
    G-String Circus
    American Dad
    When Hayley rejects Stan's advice, he decides to start a dry-cleaning business run by a bunch of strippers. But when the business fails miserably, he is forced to become a male stripper to make some extra money.
    TV-14 (DLSV)
  • 5:30 am ET
    Don't Look a Smith Horse in the Mouth
    American Dad
    When Francine demands that Stan get rid of his gas-guzzling SUV because it's draining the family of money, he hatches a plan with Roger at the local horse track to avoid giving up his ride.
    TV-14 (DLV)
  • 6:00 am ET
    Rapture's Delight
    American Dad
    The Rapture happens on Christmas Eve, and Stan is left behind.
    TV-14 (DV)
  • 6:30 am ET
    Don't Look a Smith Horse in the Mouth
    American Dad
    When Francine demands that Stan get rid of his gas-guzzling SUV because it's draining the family of money, he hatches a plan with Roger at the local horse track to avoid giving up his ride.
    TV-14 (DLV)
  • 7:00 am ET
    A Jones for a Smith
    American Dad
    Stan puts down liberal social programs because he thinks they're a waste of money and gives Francine a hard time for lending a helping hand at the local homeless shelter.
    TV-14 (DSV)
  • 7:30 am ET
    May the Best Stan Win
    American Dad
    As Valentine's Day approaches, a cyborg version of Stan attempts to steal Francine away from Stan; Roger directs a shot-for-shot remake of the movie "The Goonies."
    TV-14 (DLS)
  • 8:00 am ET
    Smooching Cena
    Wipeout
    Fun moms, college volleyball players and God's gift to Wipeout take on the demanding Wipeout course for the chance to win $25,000 and maybe ... just maybe ... kiss John Cena on the lips.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 9:00 am ET
    Go! Fight! Kiss!
    Wipeout
    John and Nicole's kids, bubble-tea baristas and black belts face off against extreme obstacles like the Hoop Hopper and iconic Big Balls!
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 10:00 am ET
    Whose Kid Is It Anyway?
    Family Matters
    Eddie promises to take Richie trick-or-treating but leaves him with Waldo, who loses the boy.
    TV-G
  • 10:30 am ET
    An Officer and a Waldo
    Family Matters
    Eddie insults Waldo, who then joins the army. Eddie and Steve go after him and are mistaken for army recruits.
    TV-G
  • 11:00 am ET
    Just One Date!
    Family Matters
    When Laura refuses, as usual, to go out on a date with Steve, he climbs onto the Winslow's roof and vows to stay up there until Laura agrees to go out with him.
    TV-G
  • 11:30 am ET
    The Oddest Couple
    Family Matters
    After Eddie gets in a huge fight with Carl, he moves out and shares an apartment with Steve.
    TV-G
  • 12:00 pm ET
    A Swedish Science Thing and the Equation for Toast
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon invites the entire school to a party for the Nobel Prize announcements. Meanwhile, Meemaw learns more about Dr. Sturgis's past, and Georgie's desire for cable TV leads to a standoff between him and his dad.
    TV-PG
  • 12:30 pm ET
    Quirky Eggheads and Texas Snow Globes
    Young Sheldon
    Mary worries about Sheldon's mental health.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 1:00 pm ET
    A Broom Closet and Satan's Monopoly Board
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon takes his education into his own hands.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 1:30 pm ET
    An Entrepreneurialist and a Swat on the Bottom
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon leaves town after a fight with Meemaw and his parents.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 2:00 pm ET
    Hobbitses, Physicses and a Ball with Zip
    Young Sheldon
    On a science break, Sheldon discovers The Lord of the Rings.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 2:30 pm ET
    A Pineapple and the Bosom of Male Friendship
    Young Sheldon
    Dr. Sturgis returns from the mental hospital.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One with the Pediatrician
    Friends
    Emma's pediatrician drops her as a patient because of Rachel's constant calls.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One with the Sharks
    Friends
    Monica fears Chandler has a sexual fetish involving sharks.
    TV-14 (DS)
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The One with Phoebe's Birthday Dinner
    Friends
    Famished Phoebe waits for tardy friends to arrive at her birthday dinner.
    TV-PG
  • 4:30 pm ET
    The One with the Male Nanny
    Friends
    Ross ridicules Rachel's choice of a male nanny.
    TV-PG
  • 5:00 pm ET
    The One with Ross's Inappropriate Song
    Friends
    Chandler and Joey find a videotape while checking out Richard's apartment. Ross sings Emma an off-color lullaby.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 5:30 pm ET
    The One with Rachel's Other Sister
    Friends
    Rachel has a bone to pick with her self-centered sister on Thanksgiving.
    TV-PG
  • 6:00 pm ET
    The One with Rachel's Phone Number
    Friends
    Rachel impulsively gives her telephone number to a handsome guy but worries he will call when Ross is there.
    TV-PG (S)
  • 6:30 pm ET
    The One with Christmas in Tulsa
    Friends
    Monica fears the worst when she learns Chandler will be spending Christmas in Tulsa working on a deadline with a beautiful co-worker.
    TV-PG (S)
  • 7:00 pm ET
    The One Where Rachel Goes Back to Work
    Friends
    Rachel crosses swords with her temporary replacement at the shop. Phoebe wreaks havoc on the set of Joey's soap opera.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 7:30 pm ET
    The One with Phoebe's Rats
    Friends
    Monica invites Rachel's workplace rival to her birthday party. Joey flirts with Emma's new nanny, and Phoebe and Mike take care of a litter of rats.
    TV-PG
  • 8:00 pm ET
    The One Where Monica Sings
    Friends
    Monica exults in the applause she receives on karaoke night, unaware that the cheering audience can see through her blouse.
    TV-PG
  • 8:30 pm ET
    The One with the Blind Dates
    Friends
    Joey and Phoebe conspire to send Rachel and Ross on disastrous blind dates.
    TV-14
  • 9:00 pm ET
    The Itchy Brain Simulation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard fails to stop Sheldon from overreacting after a past slight comes to light, and as punishment Leonard must walk a mile in Sheldon's shoes. Meanwhile, Penny has a run-in with Raj's former girlfriend Lucy.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 9:30 pm ET
    The Thanksgiving Decoupling
    The Big Bang Theory
    Howard's mother has a say when he and Bernadette host Thanksgiving dinner for the gang.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 10:00 pm ET
    The Discovery Dissipation
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Sheldon's accidental scientific discovery is disproved, Amy and Leonard try to help him deal with the shame and the disappointment. Meanwhile, Howard and Bernadette open their home to Raj for a week.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 10:30 pm ET
    The Cooper Extraction
    The Big Bang Theory
    With Sheldon in Texas, the gang gathers to decorate for Christmas, and they each contemplate if they would have had a wonderful life had they never met him.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 11:00 pm ET
    The Hesitation Ramification
    The Big Bang Theory
    Penny turns to Leonard for comfort after her guest appearance on NCIS does not turn out well. She ends up putting Leonard on the spot regarding their relationship. Sheldon works on his sense of humor, and Raj practices talking to girls.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 11:30 pm ET
    The Occupation Recalibration
    The Big Bang Theory
    There's impactful news on the work front as Penny makes a big step toward pursuing a full-time acting career, and Sheldon is forced to take a vacation.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 12:00 am ET
    The Convention Conundrum
    The Big Bang Theory
    Unable to score tickets for Comic-Con, Sheldon decides to stage his own comic-book convention, while the ladies attempt to act like grown ups.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 12:30 am ET
    The Locomotive Manipulation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Amy has amour on her mind when she talks Sheldon into a romantic Valentine's Day getaway to Napa Valley wine country. Back at home, Leonard and Penny make an emergency visit to the vet with Raj's dog.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 1:00 am ET
    The Table Polarization
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard's purchase of a dining-room table for the apartment doesn't sit well with Sheldon, so much so that it forces him to reevaluate his life. Meanwhile, Bernadette isn't quite over the moon about Howard taking another trip to space.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 1:30 am ET
    The Friendship Turbulence
    The Big Bang Theory
    Things turn rocky between Sheldon and Wolowitz after a barrage of insults, and Bernadette steps in to mediate a peace. Meanwhile, Penny is offered a movie role that may prove embarrassing.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 2:00 am ET
    The Mommy Observation
    The Big Bang Theory
    While Sheldon and Howard continue their bonding, Sheldon's visit to see his mommy forces him to start addressing a new reality. The gang are subjected to a murder mystery party that leads them to speculate where they might be in 20 years.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 2:30 am ET
    The Indecision Amalgamation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Raj wrestles with dating two women at the same time, Penny is offered a part in a trashy movie, and Sheldon can't decide between two gaming systems.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 3:00 am ET
    The Relationship Diremption
    The Big Bang Theory
    Raj and Howard double-date, and the latter is flushed with embarrassment after Raj's girlfriend reveals a secret she knows about Howard.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 3:30 am ET
    The Anything Can Happen Recurrence
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard reinstates Anything Can Happen Thursday, and it leads the regimented Sheldon to attempt something spontaneous, which creates friction among Penny, Amy and Bernadette. Raj requests help from Howard in prepping for a date with Emily.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 4:00 am ET
    Spanks for the Memories
    Modern Family
    When Jay overhears Gloria talking about spanking, he assumes she is frustrated in the bedroom. When he attempts to light the spark again by giving her what she wants, he realizes he might have made a mistake. Meanwhile, Mitchell has an amazing new job.
    TV-14 (DLS)
  • 4:30 am ET
    Wine Weekend
    Modern Family
    The family goes on a wine-tasting trip and stays in Haley's new boss's country house where the only rule is: Don't touch the tiara! Meanwhile, Gloria and Mitch are invited to a party at Oprah's house but can't bring anyone else.
    TV-PG (L)
Wednesday, Nov 06

  • 5:00 am ET
    Royal Visit
    Modern Family
    Haley's brilliant astrophysicist boyfriend comes to meet the family, setting Claire and Phil off in a competition about which one of them is smarter, making Alex feel self-conscious about her dim but handsome firefighter boyfriend, Bill.
    TV-14
  • 5:30 am ET
    Daddy Issues
    Modern Family
    When Gloria's ex-boyfriend Jorge visits, his resemblance to Manny makes Jay question if he's Manny's real dad; Phil agonizes over Claire's anniversary gift; Cam and Mitch are out of their depth when Lily gets into a fight at school over bras.
    TV-14
  • 6:00 am ET
    CHiPs and Salsa
    Modern Family
    When Haley hears that her loopy boss is looking for a product with the magical properties of peppers, she tries to gain favor by convincing Gloria to sell her salsa to NERP. Meanwhile, Mitchell gets Cam the police ride-along he's always dreamed of.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 6:30 am ET
    Mother!
    Modern Family
    When Dede drops in unexpectedly, Mitchell and Cam come to a realization about her effect on their lives; Phil, Luke, Alex and Haley all have bad news to break to Claire and compete over doing it after her monthly spa day, when she's her most relaxed.
    TV-14
  • 7:00 am ET
    The Escape
    Modern Family
    Haley meets Arvin's parents, but when things don't go as planned, fate leads to an unexpected reunion with all of her ex-boyfriends. Meanwhile, the family seizes on a nursing home visit with Jay's mean sister, Becky, to settle old scores.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 7:30 am ET
    Clash of Swords
    Modern Family
    Mitchell sneaks out to "Hero-Con" with Phil, dressed as their favorite characters from the show "Clash of Swords." It's great until Phil commits the ultimate fan faux pas. Meanwhile, Gloria's dinosaur party for Joe is ruined when her nemesis upstages her.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 8:00 am ET
    I Love a Parade
    Modern Family
    The Pritchett-Dunphy-Tucker clan are getting together at the annual Fourth of July parade, where Jay will be acting as the grand marshal. Meanwhile, Haley's goodbye with Arvin before his trip to Switzerland doesn't go as well as she pictured it.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 8:30 am ET
    Kiss and Tell
    Modern Family
    Haley needs a little help deciding whether or not to tell Arvin about her kiss with Dylan and goes to Mitch and Cam for their advice. Meanwhile, Gloria suspects Manny's Canadian girlfriend is made up and wants to find out the real truth.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 9:00 am ET
    It's a Mad, Mad, Mad House
    Family Matters
    The Winslow household suffers when Harriette, upset with her family's lack of cooperation, refuses to cook and clean. When Eddie's teacher arrives to see Eddie's home life, she gets a horrible impression.
    TV-G
  • 9:30 am ET
    It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Urkel
    Family Matters
    Laura is rude to Steve and wishes he knew what it was like to be her. Her guardian angel appears and shows her a world where Steve's and Laura's roles are reversed. Steve is suave, while Laura is socially inept.
    TV-G
  • 10:00 am ET
    Muskrat Love
    Family Matters
    The Sadie Hawkins Day dance becomes interesting when Eddie refuses Melissa's offer to take him and regrets it, while Laura's best friend ends up going with the guy Laura wanted to ask.
    TV-G
  • 10:30 am ET
    The Way the Ball Bounces
    Family Matters
    Both Eddie and Laura want to go to college. Laura works day and night studying for a big entrance exam, while Eddie decides to go to an easy college that wants him to play basketball for them.
    TV-G
  • 11:00 am ET
    A Thought in the Dark
    Family Matters
    Laura and Ted pair Steve up on a date with Myra, nearly causing Steve to forget his eternal love for Laura.
    TV-G
  • 11:30 am ET
    Tender Kisses
    Family Matters
    When Eddie can't get tickets to the big Tracie Spencer concert, he sneaks into Tracie's hotel room to meet her.
    TV-G
  • 12:00 pm ET
    A Parasol and a Hell of an Arm
    Young Sheldon
    Missy tries out for the baseball team.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 12:30 pm ET
    Pongo Pygmaeus and a Culture That Encourages Spitting
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon starts the first internet flame war.
    TV-PG (LV)
  • 1:00 pm ET
    The Sin of Greed and a Chimichanga from Chi-Chi's
    Young Sheldon
    The university tries to recruit Sheldon, through George.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 1:30 pm ET
    A Party Invitation, Football Grapes and an Earth Chicken
    Young Sheldon
    George and Dr. Sturgis have male-bonding time.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 2:00 pm ET
    Teenager Soup and a Little Ball of Fib
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon faces his fear of the swimming pool.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 2:30 pm ET
    A Live Chicken, A Fried Chicken and Holy Matrimony
    Young Sheldon
    Mary plans Pastor Jeff's wedding.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One with the Mugging
    Friends
    Joey stumbles upon a way to impress a famous actor during an audition. Ross learns the identity of a long-ago mugger, and Chandler accepts an internship at a shoe company.
    TV-PG
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One with the Boob Job
    Friends
    Both Monica and Chandler secretly approach Joey for a loan. Phoebe invites Mike to move in with her, and Rachel baby-proofs the apartment.
    TV-PG
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The One with the Memorial Service
    Friends
    Ross and Chandler trade barbed insults on their alma mater's Web site.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 4:30 pm ET
    The One with the Lottery
    Friends
    The gang buys scads of lottery tickets for the multimillion-dollar jackpot.
    TV-PG
  • 5:00 pm ET
    The One with Rachel's Dream
    Friends
    Rachel's visit to a soap opera set inspires her to dream about Joey. Chandler takes Ross on a weekend getaway after Monica cannot take time off from work.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 5:30 pm ET
    The One with the Soap Opera Party
    Friends
    Ross invites an attractive paleontologist to a rooftop Days of Our Lives party being thrown by Joey.
    TV-PG (S)
  • 6:00 pm ET
    The One with the Fertility Test
    Friends
    Monica and Chandler run into an old acquaintance when they secretly go to a fertility clinic. Ross helps Joey woo the same professor he wants to date.
    TV-14 (D)
  • 6:30 pm ET
    The One with the Donor
    Friends
    Monica and Chandler interview unsuspecting candidates, hoping to find the right man to father their baby.
    TV-PG
  • 7:00 pm ET
    The One in Barbados, Part 1
    Friends
    The gang heads to Barbados for a paleontology convention where Ross is the keynote speaker. David prepares to propose to Phoebe, but ex-boyfriend Mike is not yet out of the picture.
    TV-PG (DS)
  • 7:30 pm ET
    The One in Barbados Part 2
    Friends
    The gang heads to Barbados for a paleontology convention where Ross is the keynote speaker; David prepares to propose to Phoebe, but ex-boyfriend Mike is not yet out of the picture.
    TV-PG (DS)
  • 8:00 pm ET
    The One After Joey and Rachel Kiss
    Friends
    In Barbados, Monica, Chandler and Phoebe eavesdrop on their friends' passionate encounters. Monica styles her hair to look like a blowfish, and Phoebe and Mike rekindle their romance.
    TV-PG (DS)
  • 8:30 pm ET
    The One Where Ross Is Fine
    Friends
    Ross drinks too much alcohol at dinner with Rachel, Joey and Charlie. Frank Jr. cannot cope with his precocious triplets.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 9:00 pm ET
    The Proton Transmogrification
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon receives counseling from his childhood TV idol, Professor Proton, while Penny and Leonard reach a relationship milestone and turn it into a competition. Also, Bernadette and Amy turn Star Wars Day into a special event for the guys.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 9:30 pm ET
    The Gorilla Dissolution
    The Big Bang Theory
    A trying day at the movie shoot leaves Penny with questions about her life choices, so she decides to act on it. Caring for a bedridden Mrs. Wolowitz proves a challenge for Howard and Bernadette.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 10:00 pm ET
    The Status Quo Combustion
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon gets caught up in all the life-altering changes going on around him and considers a monumental move.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 10:30 pm ET
    The Locomotion Interruption
    The Big Bang Theory
    Amy and Leonard take a surprise road trip to Arizona, while Penny goes on a job interview at Bernadette's company, and Howard has problems wrapping his head around Stuart's relationship with Mrs. Wolowitz.
    TV-PG
  • 11:00 pm ET
    The Junior Professor Solution
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon is ordered to teach a class, and the gang is surprised when Howard signs up to take it, and tensions between Penny and Bernadette afford Amy an opportunity to play one against the other.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 11:30 pm ET
    The First Pitch Insufficiency
    The Big Bang Theory
    A nervous Wolowitz is thrown for a loop when NASA asks him to toss out the first pitch at a Los Angeles Angels baseball game. Meanwhile, Sheldon brags that he and Amy are a better couple than Leonard and Penny.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 12:00 am ET
    The Hook-Up Reverberation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Raj's girlfriend, Emily, gives Penny the cold shoulder after he reveals some info about their past history; and the guys contemplate buying into Stuart's comic-book emporium.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 12:30 am ET
    The Focus Attenuation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Amy and Bernadette accuse former party girl Penny of becoming a party pooper when she lets an email from work impact their girls' weekend in Las Vegas. Meanwhile, the guys brainstorm about inventing something cool.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 1:00 am ET
    Ep. 266 - Dynamite 11/6/2024
    All Elite Wrestling: Dynamite
    All Elite Wrestling continues to inject new spirit, freshness, and energy into to mainstream wrestling featuring a world-class roster of diverse male and female wrestlers.
    TV-14 (DLV)
  • 3:00 am ET
    I AM
    Invincible Fight Girl
    Far away from the excitement of the Wrestling World, on the humble Accountant Isle, we meet Andy, a junior accountant in the making who dreams of instead becoming a great wrestler ...
    TV-PG (V)
  • 3:30 am ET
    A Sketchy Area
    Modern Family
    Phil stumbles into a new career after dropping by Luke's college, while Claire deals with the merger of Pritchett's Closets with a hipper company. Meanwhile, Mitch's new high-profile case as an assistant DA is marred by an unflattering courtroom sketch.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 4:00 am ET
    Torn Between Two Lovers
    Modern Family
    Haley can't seem to choose between her past and present relationships and is forced to make a decision. Meanwhile, Manny returns to college life while his girlfriend, Sherry, continues to stay at Jay and Gloria's, where she is overstaying her welcome.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 4:30 am ET
    Good Grief
    Modern Family
    It's another epic Halloween full of costumes, tricks and treats for the Dunphy-Pritchett-Tucker clan as they deal with huge, unexpected news.
    TV-PG (L)
Thursday, Nov 07

  • 5:00 am ET
    On the Same Paige
    Modern Family
    Phil learns that his real estate class will be cancelled if any more students drop it. So, he turns on his powers of flattery to keep one student, Paige, from leaving. Meanwhile, Jay may unknowingly be flirting with the mother of Joe's classmate.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 5:30 am ET
    Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
    Modern Family
    Cam decides he needs to reconnect with his roots and get a chicken. Meanwhile, when Alex is up for a government job that requires a family interview, everyone overcompensates and jeopardizes her chances; and Haley and Dylan think it's time they grew up.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 6:00 am ET
    Kids These Days
    Modern Family
    Haley needs advice from Claire as she considers her future with Dylan and her career. Meanwhile, Jay and Cam's coaching style earns them a class on sensitivity from Manny and Phil; and Mitch runs into Phil's nemesis, Gil, at an unlikely place.
    TV-14
  • 6:30 am ET
    Putting Down Roots
    Modern Family
    Dede's husband, Jerry, comes to town to bequeath her possessions to the family. Mitch and Claire receive a little more of Dede than they know what to do with, and Jay and Gloria feel sorry for Jerry and invite him to stay with them while he is in town.
    TV-14
  • 7:00 am ET
    Stuck in a Moment
    Modern Family
    Hayley wants to give the family a Christmas gift they will never forget. Meanwhile, Claire is mad that Phil has once again borrowed the family Christmas tree for a house-showing; and Jay, Gloria and Joe have to deal with some unwelcome visitors.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 7:30 am ET
    A Moving Day
    Modern Family
    Claire and Phil aren't convinced that Haley and Dylan can make it on their own as they move them into their new apartment before the baby arrives. Meanwhile, Pameron gets out of prison early and has a bone to pick with Mitchell.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 8:00 am ET
    Blasts from the Past
    Modern Family
    Phil and Claire decide to take a cycling tour through Italy before they become grandparents, and Dylan introduces them to his mom. Meanwhile, Cameron and Mitchell discover interesting reading material in Lily's room and decide to confront her about it.
    TV-14
  • 8:30 am ET
    Whanex?
    Modern Family
    While preparing a presentation for his students, Cam also contends with a bully at the school, and Jay has technical trouble during his video conference. Meanwhile, the mall is holding a photo shoot, and Gloria tricks Phil and Joe into participating.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 9:00 am ET
    We Need to Talk About Lily
    Modern Family
    Phil may have conquered his biggest real estate challenge when he thinks he found Pepper his dream home. Meanwhile, in an attempt to connect with Lily, Mitch and Cam get invited to an exclusive event for her favorite vlogger.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 9:30 am ET
    Supershowerbabybowl
    Modern Family
    Jay is hosting a Super Bowl party, and Claire is hosting a baby shower for Haley -- both at Jay's house. What could go wrong?
    TV-PG (L)
  • 10:00 am ET
    Red Alert
    Modern Family
    Lily has reached a womanly milestone that Cam and Mitch are not prepared for -- at all -- so they call in reinforcements.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 10:30 am ET
    The Wild
    Modern Family
    Mitch, Cam and Phil crash Jay's annual hiking trip to find an elusive bald eagle after Gloria asks them to keep an eye on him. Meanwhile, Gloria, Alex, Claire and Haley get together to plan her baby shower.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 11:00 am ET
    Heart Strings
    Family Matters
    Valentine's Day brings romance to the Winslow home as Laura agrees to be Steve's valentine, and Gwenolyn tries to convince Richie to be her valentine.
    TV-G
  • 11:30 am ET
    Higher Anxiety
    Family Matters
    At a party, Urkel, Eddie and Waldo get trapped on a fire escape.
    TV-G
  • 12:00 pm ET
    Body Glitter and a Mall Safety Kit
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon catches Paige shoplifting.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 12:30 pm ET
    Contracts, Rules and a Little Bit of Pig Brains
    Young Sheldon
    George and Georgie go camping with Meemaw's boyfriends.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 1:00 pm ET
    A Slump, a Cross and Roadside Gravel
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon and Georgie bond over a money-making opportunity.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 1:30 pm ET
    A Boyfriend's Ex-Wife and a Good Luck Head Rub
    Young Sheldon
    Meemaw meets Dale's ex-wife.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 2:00 pm ET
    Pasadena
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon visits CalTech for the very first time.
    TV-PG
  • 2:30 pm ET
    An Academic Crime and a More Romantic Taco Bell
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon accuses Dr. Sturgis of plagiarism.
    TV-PG
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One with Ross's Tan
    Friends
    Rachel and Joey nervously anticipate their first real date. Monica and Phoebe try to avoid an obnoxious friend with a fake British accent, and Ross emerges from a tanning booth with a two-toned appearance.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One with the Cake
    Friends
    An X-rated cake is delivered to Emma's first birthday party.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The One Where Rachel's Sister Babysits
    Friends
    Rachel convinces her sister to baby-sit over Ross' protests, and Joey writes a letter to an adoption agency on Monica and Chandler's behalf.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 4:30 pm ET
    The One with Ross's Grant
    Friends
    When Ross interviews with Charlie's ex-boyfriend for a prized grant, the doctor makes a shocking stipulation.
    TV-PG
  • 5:00 pm ET
    The One with the Home Study
    Friends
    Monica and Chandler fuss over their apartment as they expect a visit from the adoption worker. Phoebe and Mike opt for a small wedding and donate the extra money to a children's charity.
    TV-PG
  • 5:30 pm ET
    The One with the Late Thanksgiving
    Friends
    Monica prepares a Thanksgiving feast for the gang, then becomes enraged when everyone shows up late. Phoebe convinces Rachel to enter Emma in a baby beauty contest.
    TV-PG
  • 6:00 pm ET
    The One with the Birth Mother
    Friends
    A prospective birth mother labors under a misconception about Monica and Chandler's respective occupations.
    TV-PG
  • 6:30 pm ET
    The One Where Chandler Gets Caught
    Friends
    Rachel and Phoebe spot Chandler getting into a vehicle with a mysterious blond woman.
    TV-PG
  • 7:00 pm ET
    The One Where the Stripper Cries
    Friends
    Joey appears as a celebrity contestant on $100,000 Pyramid. Monica and Rachel hire an ungainly stripper for Phoebe's bachelorette party.
    TV-14 (D)
  • 7:30 pm ET
    The One with Phoebe's Wedding
    Friends
    A blizzard causes Phoebe and Mike's wedding to spiral out of control. Uptight Monica steps in as her friend's wedding planner, then drives everyone crazy.
    TV-PG
  • 8:00 pm ET
    The One Where Joey Speaks French
    Friends
    Monica and Chandler show Erica the sights but also learn their baby's biological father might be an unsavory character. Joey begs Phoebe to teach him how to speak French before an audition.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 8:30 pm ET
    The One with Princess Consuela
    Friends
    Rachel goes to a job interview at a restaurant and winds up sitting next to her current boss. Joey feels abandoned because Monica and Chandler are leaving.
    TV-PG
  • 9:00 pm ET
    The Expedition Approximation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Raj undertake an underground research expedition that turns into a test of how long before they get under each other's skin. Meanwhile, Leonard and Penny argue about money.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 9:30 pm ET
    The Misinterpretation Agitation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Penny's flirtatious sales pitch leaves a doctor-client smitten and the guys must pitch in to help her deal with him, while Bernadette and Amy debate whether female scientists ought to play the sexuality card.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 10:00 pm ET
    The Prom Equivalency
    The Big Bang Theory
    Amy and Bernadette organize a prom to be held atop the guys' apartment complex but Sheldon is leery of all the prom pomp, circumstance and romancing that goes with it.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 10:30 pm ET
    The Septum Deviation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard needs surgery for a deviated septum, and Sheldon gets his nose out of joint because he feels an operation is too dangerous and that his roommate may not make it out alive.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 11:00 pm ET
    The Champagne Reflection
    The Big Bang Theory
    It's a banner day for Sheldon as he bids a sad farewell to his Fun With Flags podcast. Meanwhile, Leonard, Howard and Raj probe a late professor's research in search of some hidden significance.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 11:30 pm ET
    The Clean Room Infiltration
    The Big Bang Theory
    On Christmas Eve, Amy plans a traditional Victorian dinner, while Raj, Leonard and Howard scramble to remove a pigeon that flew into the clean room at the university.
    TV-PG
  • 12:00 am ET
    The Space Probe Disintegration
    The Big Bang Theory
    While Raj eagerly awaits data from a space probe in which he was involved, Howard keeps distracting him. Later, dress shopping with Penny and Amy doesn't exactly prove to be a good fit for Leonard and Sheldon.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 12:30 am ET
    The Anxiety Optimization
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon becomes concerned that his cushy lifestyle is impacting his professional progress and keeping him from achieving scientific renown, so he asks the gang to make life more difficult for him.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 1:00 am ET
    The Troll Manifestation
    The Big Bang Theory
    An online troll rips Leonard and Sheldon's published physics paper, so the guys rally to defend the two and expose the bully, while a girls night out leads to Penny, Amy and Bernadette dishing about embarrassing past events.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 1:30 am ET
    The Comic Book Store Regeneration
    The Big Bang Theory
    Amid the excitement of Stuart reopening his comic-book store, Howard gets some unsettling news; and after teaching Sheldon how to "let it go," Penny doesn't practice what she preaches when she learns something maddening about Amy.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 2:00 am ET
    The Intimacy Acceleration
    The Big Bang Theory
    An experiment designed to make participants fall in love piques Penny and Leonard's interest, so they decide to put it to the test. Meanwhile, Leonard, Amy, Raj and Emily have an encounter with a "zombie."
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 2:30 am ET
    The Colonization Application
    The Big Bang Theory
    There's trouble in paradise when Amy discovers Sheldon signed up for a one-way mission to colonize Mars, and the two get into a dogfight at a pet store. Meanwhile, Leonard makes a very "adult" purchase for Penny.
    TV-PG (DLS)
  • 3:00 am ET
    The Leftover Thermalization
    The Big Bang Theory
    An electrical short thaws the last meal that was cooked by Mrs. Wolowitz, and the gang ponders what to do with it, while Sheldon and Leonard's work is featured in a magazine, but only one receives credit.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 3:30 am ET
    The Skywalker Incursion
    The Big Bang Theory
    A speaking engagement at UC Berkeley puts Leonard and Sheldon in a galaxy not too far, far away from their idol George Lucas' Skywalker Ranch, and they considrer dropping by.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 4:00 am ET
    Legally Blonde
    Dumped for being dim, a colorful co-ed vows to win back her boyfriend by getting herself into Harvard Law School.
    TV-14 (DL)
Friday, Nov 08

  • 6:00 am ET
    Bad Moms
    Amy has a seemingly perfect life, but she's exhausted to the point that she's about to snap. Fed up, she joins forces with two other over-stressed moms, and they go on a quest to liberate themselves from conventional responsibilities.
    TV-14 (DLS)
  • 8:00 am ET
    Stand By Your Man
    Modern Family
    Dylan and Luke are really impressed with Bill's tales of heroism and survival as a firefighter, which make Phil feel emasculated. To impress the guys, he invites them over for a little male-bonding moment that goes terribly wrong.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 8:30 am ET
    Yes-Woman
    Modern Family
    Claire is rebranding herself as the girl who says "yes" and inadvertently approves of Luke's new relationship with someone from his work. Meanwhile, Phil tries to surprise Alex at school right before she receives an award she didn't tell him about.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 9:00 am ET
    Can't Elope
    Modern Family
    Haley and Dylan's plan to quietly elope before the babies are born doesn't go as smoothly as they had hoped. Meanwhile, Jay continues to try and get his new business off the ground by courting an Instagram celebrity.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 9:30 am ET
    Commencement
    Modern Family
    Cam gets a chance to shine when he is asked to preside over the high school graduation ceremony at the last minute, while Jay gives the commencement address. Meanwhile, Claire runs into her former high school rival who brings out the worst in her.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 10:00 am ET
    A Year of Birthdays
    Modern Family
    As the birth of Haley and Dylan's twins approaches, we take a look back at how each family member celebrated their birthdays this past year.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 10:30 am ET
    New Kids On The Block
    Modern Family (Season 11)
    Haley is determined to follow the advice in her parenting books with the twins, but Phil and Claire think their old methods are better. Meanwhile, Manny is set to direct Jay's dog bed commercial in the hopes of winning his ex-girlfriend back.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 11:00 am ET
    Snapped
    Modern Family (Season 11)
    Claire needs to get everyone out of the house before they make her look bad in front of a reporter from an important women's business magazine. Meanwhile, Jay invites Manny to a little wine tasting in an attempt to spend some quality time together.
    TV-PG (DLS)
  • 11:30 am ET
    Perfect Pairs
    Modern Family (Season 11)
    Phil, Claire, Alex and Luke love having the twins around, but taking care of them is exhausting! However, when they realize the babies might help them with a few things on their to-do lists, they offer to give Haley the day off.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 12:00 pm ET
    A Couple Bruised Ribs and a Cereal Box Ghost Detector
    Young Sheldon
    George accidentally sends the school librarian to the hospital.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 12:30 pm ET
    A House for Sale and Serious Woman Stuff
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon sets out to find the perfect neighbors.
    TV-PG
  • 1:00 pm ET
    A Baby Tooth and the Egyptian God of Knowledge
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon has a scientific breakthrough at the dentist's office.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 1:30 pm ET
    A Secret Letter and a Lowly Disc of Processed Meat
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon discovers Mary's been keeping a secret about him.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 2:00 pm ET
    Graduation
    Young Sheldon
    After graduating high school, Sheldon has a breakdown when he realizes he may not be ready for college. Also, Dale tries to make amends with Meemaw.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 2:30 pm ET
    A Docent, a Little Lady and a Bouncer Named Dalton
    Young Sheldon
    While Sheldon volunteers at a local train museum, Missy embarks on a new stage of womanhood, and Georgie discovers his mother's guilty pleasure.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One Where Estelle Dies
    Friends
    Ross tries to win back Rachel's job with her former fashion employer. Phoebe tries to keep Joey from learning about his agent's death, and Monica and Chandler make a horrifying discovery.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One with Rachel's Going Away Party
    Friends
    One of the guys becomes offended when Rachel does not give him the same goodbye she gives the others.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The Last One: Part 1
    Friends
    The six friends say goodbye and embark on the next chapters of their lives.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 4:30 pm ET
    The Last One: Part 2
    Friends
    The six friends say goodbye and embark on the next chapters of their lives.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 5:00 pm ET
    The One Where Monica Gets a Roommate
    Friends
    After Rachel leaves her fiance at the altar, she moves in with Monica and finds that independence is not so easy, particularly without Daddy's credit cards.
    TV-PG
  • 5:30 pm ET
    The One with the Sonogram
    Friends
    Ross is stunned to learn his ex-wife is pregnant with their child. Monica's dinner for her overly critical parents is a disaster.
    TV-PG
  • 6:00 pm ET
    The One with the Thumb
    Friends
    The group loves Monica's new boyfriend. Chandler resumes smoking, and Phoebe receives a large sum of money unexpectedly.
    TV-PG
  • 6:30 pm ET
    The One with George Stephanopoulos
    Friends
    While the men attend a hockey game and end up at a hospital, the women spy on President Clinton's top aide, George Stephanopoulos, who lives across the street. Rachel receives her first paycheck.
    TV-PG
  • 7:00 pm ET
    The One with the East German Laundry Detergent
    Friends
    While Phoebe and Chandler end their respective romantic relationships, Rachel and Ross do laundry together on their first date.
    TV-PG
  • 7:30 pm ET
    The One with the Butt
    Friends
    Joey gets a film role as a stand-in for Al Pacino's butt. Ross tries to be less conservative. Chandler has an affair with a married woman.
    TV-14 (S)
  • 8:00 pm ET
    The One with the Blackout
    Friends
    A citywide power outage leaves Chandler stranded in the vestibule for an automatic banking machine with gorgeous model Jill Connick. Ross tries to ask Rachel out on a date. Joey learns Monica used to be infatuated with him.
    TV-PG
  • 8:30 pm ET
    The One Where Nana Dies Twice
    Friends
    When Ross and Monica's grandmother dies, the whole gang attends the funeral service. Chandler questions his sexual persona when a co-worker wants to arrange a date for him with another guy.
    TV-14
  • 9:00 pm ET
    The Fortification Implementation
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Sheldon and Amy build a fort, they come to a crossroad in their relationship. Wolowitz is shocked when a man claiming to be his half-brother shows up. When Penny is invited to be on Wil's podcast, she and Leonard have an argument.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 9:30 pm ET
    The Communication Deterioration
    The Big Bang Theory
    In the event of alien contact, NASA asks Raj to craft a message for the extraterrestrials, and the guys battle over how it should be handled. Meanwhile, Penny must decide between auditioning for a film role or keeping her job in pharmaceutical sales.
    TV-PG
  • 10:00 pm ET
    The Graduation Transmission
    The Big Bang Theory
    Wolowitz questions his abilities when he and Sheldon can't get a drone to fly. A canceled flight nearly prevents Leonard from giving the commencement address. Raj pits his parents against each other when his father cuts him off financially.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 10:30 pm ET
    The Maternal Combustion
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard and Sheldon's mothers come to town to celebrate their sons getting an award, but the opinionated women engage in an altercation over religion.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 11:00 pm ET
    The Commitment Determination
    The Big Bang Theory
    In the Season 8 finale, Leonard and Penny are pressured to set a wedding date by Sheldon, whose relationship with Amy has taken an interesting turn.
    TV-14 (D)
  • 11:30 pm ET
    The Matrimonial Momentum
    The Big Bang Theory
    Season 9 premiere, Penny has a problem dealing with Leonard's confession about having kissed another woman, while Sheldon is confused about Amy calling a timeout on their relationship.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 12:00 am ET
    The Separation Oscillation
    The Big Bang Theory
    To ease Penny's mind, Leonard pays a visit to the woman he kissed during his expedition to the North Sea, while Sheldon's breakup with Amy leads him to retaliate by shooting a special episode of "Fun with Flags".
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 12:30 am ET
    The Bachelor Party Corrosion
    The Big Bang Theory
    The guys surprise Leonard with a belated bachelor-party weekend in Mexico, but their plans hit a bump in the road when they get a flat tire on the way. Meanwhile, the girls lean on Penny to tell her family that she and Leonard eloped.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 1:00 am ET
    Central Intelligence
    After reconnecting with an old friend via Facebook, an accountant is thrown into the world of international espionage. The former high school classmate, who was bullied back in the day, is now a contract killer for the CIA.
    TV-14 (DLV)
  • 3:03 am ET
    Walking Tall
    Chris Vaughn has come home. He's a retired U.S. Special Forces soldier who has returned to his hometown to renew old relationships and make a new life for himself.
    TV-14 (DLSV)
  • 4:33 am ET
    Central Intelligence
    After reconnecting with an old friend via Facebook, an accountant is thrown into the world of international espionage. The former high school classmate, who was bullied back in the day, is now a contract killer for the CIA.
    TV-14 (DLV)
Saturday, Nov 09

  • 6:48 am ET
    Ride Along 2
    Not content to work as a beat cop, Ben, a recent academy graduate, now aspires to be a detective like his soon-to-be brother-in-law. However, James still doesn't think that he has what it takes for the job.
    TV-14 (DLSV)
  • 8:45 am ET
    22 Jump Street
    Big changes are in store for officers Schmidt and Jenko as they go deep undercover at a local college in pursuit of finding a group of drug dealers. Together, they infiltrate the "bohemian art" major scene, and learn how to behave like adults.
    TV-14 (DLV)
  • 11:00 am ET
    Pool Party
    Modern Family (Season 11)
    Mitch and Cam help Lily overcome her insecurities about wearing a bathing suit to a pool party, but discover their own. Meanwhile, now that Gloria's new internship is taking up so much of her time, Jay is feeling particularly neglected.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 11:30 am ET
    The Last Halloween
    Modern Family (Season 11)
    Phil is determined to finally scare Claire on Halloween. Meanwhile, Gloria feels self-conscious about her age when someone assumes she is Jay's wife; and Mitch and Cam go to the WeHo Halloween Carnival after Lily goes to her first Halloween party alone.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 12:00 pm ET
    A Game Of Chicken
    Modern Family (Season 11)
    Gloria is using her alone time with the twins as an opportunity to secretly baptize them. Meanwhile, Claire is still dealing with the fallout from the smart closet fiasco, and Cam is at war with his school's mascot over a new college coaching job.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 12:30 pm ET
    The Last Thanksgiving
    Modern Family (Season 11)
    Cameron and Mitchell's friends mistakenly assume they have split up, and Haley attempts to cook Thanksgiving dinner as a thank you for Claire and Phil's support with the twins. Meanwhile, Jay invites Phil and Dylan out to fly his model plane.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 1:00 pm ET
    Tree's A Crowd
    Modern Family (Season 11)
    The Dunphy house is bursting at the seams when Dylan's hippie mom moves in and Claire's lonely stepdad, Jerry, wants to pay them a visit. Meanwhile, Jay and Gloria attempt to help Manny get over his big breakup with Sherry.
    TV-PG (DS)
  • 1:30 pm ET
    The One Where Underdog Gets Away
    Friends
    Monica intends to host a cozy Thanksgiving feast in her apartment with her friends but her plans go awry, and the feast becomes a fiasco.
    TV-PG
  • 2:00 pm ET
    The One with the Monkey
    Friends
    The friends promise to celebrate New Year's Eve without dates but soon all their plans change. Ross gets a pet monkey.
    TV-PG
  • 2:30 pm ET
    The One with Mrs. Bing
    Friends
    Chandler's flamboyant mother comes to New York for a visit. Phoebe and Monica cause a traffic accident.
    TV-PG
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One with the Dozen Lasagnas
    Friends
    Rachel's Italian boyfriend tries to seduce Phoebe. Rachel accidentally reveals a secret to Ross. Monica's aunt refuses to take the lasagnas she ordered from Monica.
    TV-PG
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One with the Boobies
    Friends
    Chandler sees Rachel nude. Joey learns his father is having an affair.
    TV-PG
  • 4:00 pm ET
    8-Bit Christmas
    New Line Cinema and HBO Max's new holiday classic is a humorous, heartfelt look at the adventures of childhood starring Neil Patrick Harris, Winslow Fegley, June Diane Raphael, with David Cross and Steve Zahn.
    TV-PG (LV)
  • 6:15 pm ET
    Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
    Johnny Depp stars as quirky candyman Willy Wonka in director Tim Burton's eye-popping adaptation of Roald Dahl's classic children's tale.
    TV-PG
  • 8:45 pm ET
    The Polar Express
    The conductor of a train to the North Pole guides a boy who questions the existence of Santa Claus.
    TV-G
  • 10:45 pm ET
    Office Christmas Party
    A corporate man joins forces with his Chief Technical Officer and co-workers to host an epic Christmas party in an effort to impress a potential client and close a sale in order to save their jobs.
    TV-14 (DLSV)
  • 1:00 am ET
    Four Christmases
    Vince Vaughn and Reese Witherspoon deck the halls with four dysfunctional families this Christmas when their vacation plans go hilariously awry.
    TV-14
  • 3:00 am ET
    Office Christmas Party
    A corporate man joins forces with his Chief Technical Officer and co-workers to host an epic Christmas party in an effort to impress a potential client and close a sale in order to save their jobs.
    TV-14 (DLSV)
Sunday, Nov 10

  • 5:15 am ET
    Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
    Johnny Depp stars as quirky candyman Willy Wonka in director Tim Burton's eye-popping adaptation of Roald Dahl's classic children's tale.
    TV-PG
  • 7:15 am ET
    21 Jump Street
    Two youthful-looking cops work undercover at a high school, risking their lives to break up a drug ring while also coming coming face-to-face with all the teenaged angst they thought was long gone.
    TV-14 (DLV)
  • 9:30 am ET
    The Last Christmas
    Modern Family (Season 11)
    Cameron is hoping to keep everyone happy for Christmas dinner, but Mitchell is suspicious he is hiding an ulterior motive. Meanwhile, Claire tries to dodge Jay's job offer, and Luke has to deal with the consequences of kissing Manny's ex-girlfriend.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 10:00 am ET
    The Prescott
    Modern Family (Season 11)
    Alex's company is putting her up at a luxury apartment with full amenities that the family is eager to take advantage of. Phil is on a mission to review the restaurant's famous sliders for his food blog, while Mitch and Cam sneak in to meet David Beckham.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 10:30 am ET
    Legacy
    Modern Family (Season 11)
    Phil pays a visit to his dad to make sure he is OK after hearing some concerning news about him. Meanwhile, Jay gives Claire and Mitch old childhood memorabilia that causes them to reevaluate a long-held story about their first family vacation.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 11:00 am ET
    Dead On A Rival
    Modern Family (Season 11)
    Mitchell learns a valuable life lesson when Murray, a former resident of the house, shows up unexpectedly. Meanwhile, the Dunphy's old neighbor-turned-tech-titan, Kenneth, comes to visit. Then, Manny's dad shows up with a big opportunity for his son.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 11:30 am ET
    Paris
    Modern Family (Season 11)
    In one last family trip, everyone heads to Paris so Jay can accept a lifetime achievement award. However, his old nemesis, Earl Chambers, finds a way to haunt him. Meanwhile, Claire has a secret rendezvous in one of the most romantic cities in the world.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 12:00 pm ET
    Spuds
    Modern Family (Season 11)
    Phil and Claire take Haley and Dylan to dinner to reassure them they are not bad parents. While out to dinner, they run into Mitch and Cam, who are chaperoning Lily's first date, as well as Jay and Gloria after attending Joe's school play.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 12:30 pm ET
    Baby Steps
    Modern Family (Season 11)
    Claire lands an interview for her dream job but is thwarted by Phil's tricky staircase. Meanwhile, Cam and Mitch debate the pros and cons of adopting another baby after unexpectedly receiving a call from their adoption agency.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 1:00 pm ET
    I'm Going To Miss This
    Modern Family (Season 11)
    Mitchell is having a hard time letting go of his old life, and Gloria steps in to help him say goodbye. Meanwhile, Haley, Luke and Alex throw a party at the Dunphy house when Claire and Phil leave for a trip, and Dylan's mom takes the twins for the night.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 1:30 pm ET
    Finale - Part 1
    Modern Family (Season 11)
    Mitchell and Cam settle in on their new normal, and Phil and Claire decide that one of the kids needs to move out. Meanwhile, as Gloria becomes more successful at work, she notices Jay, Manny and Joe don't seem to need her as much.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 2:00 pm ET
    The One with the Candy Hearts
    Friends
    On Valentine's Day, Ross meets his ex-wife while on his first date in nine years. The girls rebel by burning mementos of past relationships.
    TV-PG
  • 2:30 pm ET
    The One with the Stoned Guy
    Friends
    A restaurant owner interviews Monica for a chef's position. Ross asks Joey how to talk dirty to women.
    TV-14
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One with Two Parts: Part 1
    Friends
    Phoebe's twin sister causes confusion and conflict. Ross attends childbirth classes with his ex-wife and her girlfriend.
    TV-PG
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One with Two Parts: Part 2
    Friends
    Rachel and Monica squabble over two handsome doctors. Ross ponders his impending fatherhood with his own father.
    TV-PG
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The One with All the Poker
    Friends
    The women lose money in a poker game with the men. After getting advice from a champion card player, they demand a rematch.
    TV-PG
  • 4:30 pm ET
    The 2003 Approximation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon reverts back to 2003 when he learns that Leonard and Penny are moving in together. Meanwhile Howard and Raj form a band to play at the comic book store.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 5:00 pm ET
    The Perspiration Implementation
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Barry Kripke gives the guys fencing lessons, he makes a point of letting Sheldon know he's interested in dating Amy. Stuart has trouble getting female customers at the Comic Book Store, so Penny, Amy and Bernadette stop by to help out.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 5:30 pm ET
    The Helium Insufficiency
    The Big Bang Theory
    A helium shortage leads Sheldon and Leonard to do business with a dealer in the black market in order to acquire some of the element for an experiment they need to complete.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 6:00 pm ET
    The Spock Resonance
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon's interview for a "Star Trek" documentary focusing on Spock turns up a shocking revelation about his breakup with Amy. Meanwhile, the Wolowitzes haggle over the remodeling of his family home.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 6:30 pm ET
    The Mystery Date Observation
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Leonard, Penny and Bernadette learn that Amy is going out on a dinner date, the trio set out to spy on her and the guy. Meanwhile, Sheldon recruits Raj and Howard to find a woman for him.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 7:00 pm ET
    The Polar Express
    The conductor of a train to the North Pole guides a boy who questions the existence of Santa Claus.
    TV-G
  • 9:00 pm ET
    Jack Frost
    A man who died on Christmas Eve returns to his wife and son one year later in the form of a snowman.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 11:15 pm ET
    Four Christmases
    Vince Vaughn and Reese Witherspoon deck the halls with four dysfunctional families this Christmas when their vacation plans go hilariously awry.
    TV-14 (D)
  • 1:00 am ET
    National Lampoon Christmas Vacation
    Clark Griswold's efforts to have a good old-fashioned family Christmas take a turn for the worse in this holiday classic.
    TV-14 (L)
  • 3:00 am ET
    National Lampoon Christmas Vacation
    Clark Griswold's efforts to have a good old-fashioned family Christmas take a turn for the worse in this holiday classic.
    TV-14 (L)
Monday, Nov 11

  • 5:00 am ET
    Office Christmas Party
    A corporate man joins forces with his Chief Technical Officer and co-workers to host an epic Christmas party in an effort to impress a potential client and close a sale in order to save their jobs.
    TV-14 (DLSV)
  • 7:15 am ET
    Bad Moms
    Amy has a seemingly perfect life, but she's exhausted to the point that she's about to snap. Fed up, she joins forces with two other over-stressed moms, and they go on a quest to liberate themselves from conventional responsibilities.
    TV-14 (DLS)
  • 9:30 am ET
    Mama's Wedding
    Family Matters
    Carl Winslow gives Mother Winslow and Fletcher a huge wedding, which gets even bigger when hundreds of Eddie's friends arrive by mistake.
    TV-G
  • 10:00 am ET
    Pulling Teeth
    Family Matters
    When Laura's best friend, Maxine, ends her relationship with her boyfriend, Laura, Steve, Eddie, and Waldo all help get Maxine and Waldo together for a date.
    TV-G
  • 10:30 am ET
    Walk on the Wild Side
    Family Matters
    When Laura sneaks into a male strip club, Steve learns Harriette is going as well and he tries to warn Laura.
    TV-G
  • 11:00 am ET
    Hot Stuff
    Family Matters
    Laura successfully gets Steve romantically interested in Myra, who is infatuated with him. Eddie buys a new car stereo system and realizes that he got a good price because the equipment is stolen.
    TV-G
  • 11:30 am ET
    Stormy Weather
    Family Matters
    Laura attends the Junior Prom with Jimmy who forbids her to speak to her intellectual friend, Steve. When Steve arrives at the prom with a gorgeous girl, Myra, all the students are shocked!
    TV-G
  • 12:00 pm ET
    Training Wheels and an Unleashed Chicken
    Young Sheldon
    With college in sight, Sheldon is determined to ride his bike without training wheels and has Missy teach him. Meanwhile, Mary and George argue over parenting styles.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 12:30 pm ET
    Bible Camp and a Chariot of Love
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon finds himself in a fierce competition with Paige after their mothers force them to attend Vacation Bible School. Meanwhile, Georgie makes a questionable purchase.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 1:00 pm ET
    A Musty Crypt and a Stick to Pee On
    Young Sheldon
    While Mary and George take a trip, Georgie freaks out when his girlfriend thinks she's pregnant. Dale and Meemaw work out their relationship issues with Dungeons and Dragons.
    TV-14 (L)
  • 1:30 pm ET
    Freshman Orientation and the Invention of the Zipper
    Young Sheldon
    While college orientation does not go as Sheldon planned, Mary is mistaken for a university student and invited to a party.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 2:00 pm ET
    A Philosophy Class and Worms That Can Chase You
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon's first day of college is derailed by his new philosophy teacher. Also, Mary and Brenda live vicariously through Missy's first day of middle school.
    TV-PG
  • 2:30 pm ET
    An Existential Crisis and a Bear That Makes Bubbles
    Young Sheldon
    Meemaw takes matters into her own hands when Sheldon's philosophy teacher, Professor Ericson, sends him into a tailspin.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One Where the Monkey Gets Away
    Friends
    Rachel accidentally lets Ross' pet monkey escape, and the friends form a search party. Rachel learns that her former best friend is engaged to marry Rachel's former fianc?.
    TV-PG
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One with the Evil Orthodontist
    Friends
    Rachel reunites with her duplicitous ex-fiance. Chandler agonizes about a woman who doesn't call him after the first date.
    TV-14 (S)
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The One with the Fake Monica
    Friends
    Monica meets a woman who helps her live out her fantasies. Ross' pet monkey becomes sexually mature and makes everyone crazy.
    TV-PG
  • 4:30 pm ET
    The One with the Ick Factor
    Friends
    Monica finds out more than she wants to know about her latest love. Chandler's friends at work treat him differently since his promotion. Ross' ex-wife begins giving birth.
    TV-PG
  • 5:00 pm ET
    The One with the Birth
    Friends
    When Carol gives birth, Ross and Susan almost miss the event. Joey befriends an unmarried pregnant woman.
    TV-PG
  • 5:30 pm ET
    The One Where Rachel Finds Out
    Friends
    Rachel finds out about Ross' secret love for her but another surprise awaits her.
    TV-PG
  • 6:00 pm ET
    The One with Ross's New Girlfriend
    Friends
    Rachel gets an unpleasant surprise when Ross returns home. Phoebe has varied success cutting the friends' hair.
    TV-14
  • 6:30 pm ET
    The One with the Breast Milk
    Friends
    Phoebe unwittingly disgusts everybody. Joey competes with a fellow salesman.
    TV-PG
  • 7:00 pm ET
    The One Where Heckles Dies
    Friends
    The downstairs neighbor dies and bequeaths his strange possessions to Monica and Rachel.
    TV-PG
  • 7:30 pm ET
    The One with Phoebe's Husband
    Friends
    Everyone is surprised when Phoebe's husband shows up.
    TV-PG
  • 8:00 pm ET
    The One with Five Steaks and an Eggplant
    Friends
    The friends want to give Ross a birthday party but disagree about money. Monica gets promoted and learns a tough lesson.
    TV-PG
  • 8:30 pm ET
    The One with the Baby on the Bus
    Friends
    Joey and Chandler try to attract women with baby Ben. Phoebe gets terminated from her singing job and replaced by a professional, Stephanie.
    TV-PG
  • 9:00 pm ET
    The Platonic Permutation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Now just friends, Sheldon and Amy spend Thanksgiving at the aquarium, a reluctant Wolowitz volunteers at a soup kitchen with Bernadette, Raj and Emily, and Penny realizes that Leonard knows a bit more about her than he's let on.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 9:30 pm ET
    The Earworm Reverberation
    The Big Bang Theory
    God only knows what song is constantly playing in Sheldon's head, but it reminds him of Amy and leads to a surprising revelation. Meanwhile, she is back in the dating game.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 10:00 pm ET
    The Opening Night Excitation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Professor Proton visits Sheldon in a dream and gives him Obi-Wan Kenobi-like advice about whether to go see the new "Star Wars" film or spend the time with newly reunited girlfriend Amy on her birthday.
    TV-PG (DLS)
  • 10:30 pm ET
    The Sales Call Sublimation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Penny entices Leonard to meet with a psychiatrist and the results are surprising, Stuart moves out of the Wolowitz house, and Howard and Bernadette find themselves at a loss.
    TV-PG (DS)
  • 11:00 pm ET
    The Empathy Optimization
    The Big Bang Theory
    Dealing with an under-the-weather Sheldon is so draining for Penny, Leonard, and the gang, that they decide to treat themselves to a Sheldon-less weekend.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 11:30 pm ET
    The Meemaw Materialization
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon's grandmother, aka Meemaw, visits and there's friction between her and Amy, which intensifies after the elderly woman blurts out a secret about Sheldon.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 12:00 am ET
    The Valentino Submergence
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Amy celebrate Valentine's Day with an episode of Fun With Flags, Leonard and Penny feel the pangs of aging, and Howard and Bernadette are surprised by what they find in their hot tub.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 12:30 am ET
    The Positive Negative Reaction
    The Big Bang Theory
    The gang learns Bernadette is pregnant and celebrates by singing karaoke. Meanwhile, Wolowitz freaks out over the pregnancy announcement and becomes convinced he must make more money to provide for the baby.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 1:00 am ET
    The Celebration Experimentation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and the gang celebrate his birthday and he's surprised by a special guest.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 1:30 am ET
    The Solder Excursion Diversion
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon shocks Amy with a startling revelation after she buys him a new laptop. Meanwhile, Raj throws Leonard and Howard under the bus after they lie to their wives and sneak off to an early screening of a movie.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 2:00 am ET
    The Big Bear Precipitation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon shares a secret about Leonard when the two go on a weekend trip with Penny and Amy; Raj goes all out with pregnancy gifts.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 2:30 am ET
    The Viewing Party Combustion
    The Big Bang Theory
    During a group get-together, a minor argument between Sheldon and Leonard turns into a heated debate, leaving the rest of the gang to choose sides.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 3:00 am ET
    I've Got a Friend in Me
    American Dad
    After a freak accident, Stan and Roger end up stuck together in the worst possible way. Klaus contends with an impostor.
    TV-14 (DLSV)
  • 3:30 am ET
    Return of the Bling
    American Dad
    Stan is appalled to discover that Roger - a "Miracle On Ice" hockey team member - used steroids; Hayley finds herself falling for Reginald.
    TV-14 (DLSV)
  • 4:00 am ET
    Merlot Down Dirty Shame
    American Dad
    When Roger and Francine go wine-tasting, Roger plants a big kiss on Francine in a drunken moment. Francine decides to tell Stan about this incident, but when they sit down to talk, Roger convinces Stan that Francine started it all.
    TV-14 (DLSV)
  • 4:30 am ET
    Bully for Steve
    American Dad
    Stan becomes tired of Steve never standing up for himself. To help, he becomes a bully and picks on Steve. Meanwhile, Reginald finally asks Hayley out on a date.
    TV-14 (DLV)
Tuesday, Nov 12

  • 5:00 am ET
    An Incident at Owl Creek
    American Dad
    Stan becomes the laughing stock of Langley Falls after he defecates in a swimming pool during a party.
    TV-14 (DV)