Saturday, Dec 06

  • 6:45 am GMT
    Cheaper by the Dozen
    After 23 years of marriage and 12 kids, a happy couple moves to the big city to pursue their respective dreams. But with mom out promoting her new book and dad off coaching Division I football, their brood unleashes domestic devilry of the highest order.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 9:00 am GMT
    Bret Michaels
    Impractical Jokers
    Sal, Q and Murr are crashing (and burning) into product displays and hiding in tight spaces, but one of them must face the music with our celebrity guest Bret Michaels.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 9:30 am GMT
    Post Malone
    Impractical Jokers
    In this week's episode, the Jokers are giving unsolicited etiquette advice and live taping strange product reviews shortly after. Then, one lucky Joker will be taking all the blame for our celebrity guest, Post Malone!
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 10:00 am GMT
    Anthony Davis
    Impractical Jokers
    From working remotely to pitching unconventional business ideas with Steve Byrne, one Joker has a shot at winning a pair of highly sought-after sneakers thanks to NBA star, Anthony Davis!
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 10:30 am GMT
    John Mayer
    Impractical Jokers
    Joined by John Mayer, the Jokers must convince unsuspecting temps to accompany them to a business dinner. Afterwards, the losing Joker has to face the wrath of angry Mayer fans in a humiliating punishment.
    TV-14 (L)
  • 11:00 am GMT
    Kesha
    Impractical Jokers
    Sal, Q and Murr are falling head over heels for someone they just met, and later on in a heated debate with pro wrestler MJF. At the end, one Joker will discover an untapped clairvoyant talent they possess with guest star Kesha!
    TV-14 (L)
  • 11:30 am GMT
    Impractical Jokers: Sideline Smack Talk
    Impractical Jokers
    Sideline Smack Talk is a special episode of Impractical Jokers hosted by Casey Jost and former NFL Player Eddie Jackson.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 12:00 pm GMT
    Paul Scheer
    Impractical Jokers
    Unable to pull off this week's pickleball and coffee shop challenges, the losing Jokers are forced to participate in an overseas game show hosted by special guest Paul Scheer!
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 12:30 pm GMT
    Kal Penn
    Impractical Jokers
    Tonight, the Jokers are posing as salesmen and must sell their bizarre products to focus group participants. Then attempt a challenge that turns out to be a mouthful. Sal finds himself in a "stinky" situation with guest star Kal Penn!
    TV-14 (L)
  • 1:00 pm GMT
    Blended
    After a disastrous blind date, single parents Lauren and Jim agree on only one thing: they never want to see each other again. When they sign up separately for a family vacation, they're stuck sharing a suite at an African safari resort.
    TV-14 (DLS)
  • 3:15 pm GMT
    Whitney Houston: I Wanna Dance With Somebody
    Naomi Ackie takes on the role of Whitney Houston in this moving celebration of the life and music of one of the greatest vocalists of all time, creating an unabashed portrait of the complex and multifaceted woman behind the iconic voice.
    TV-14 (DLS)
  • 6:15 pm GMT
    The Preacher's Wife
    Here's a delightful romantic comedy to send spirits soaring! Denzel Washington plays a charming angel named Dudley who's sent to earth to help a young minister (Courtney B. Vance) and his beautiful wife (Whitney Houston) revive their marriage.
    TV-PG
  • 9:00 pm GMT
    The Flaming Spittoon Acquisition
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon becomes jealous when Stuart asks Amy for a date.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 9:30 pm GMT
    The Speckerman Recurrance
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard comes face-to-face with his high school bully.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 10:00 pm GMT
    The Shiny Trinket Maneuver
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon gets in trouble with Amy, and it's up to Penny to teach him how to be a better boyfriend. Howard, meanwhile, must come to grips with Bernadette's dislike of children.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 10:30 pm GMT
    The Recombination Hypothesis
    The Big Bang Theory
    Everything might change when Leonard offers Penny a spur of the moment invitation to a romantic dinner for two on the 100th episode of the series.
    TV-14 (DLS)
  • 11:00 pm GMT
    The Beta Test Initiation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard and Penny "beta test" their relationship.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 11:30 pm GMT
    The Friendship Contraction
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon's selfish demands force Leonard to reconsider their friendship. Meanwhile, Howard tries to pick his astronaut nickname. NASA astronaut Mike Massimino guest stars.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 12:00 am GMT
    The Vacation Solution
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Sheldon is forced to take a vacation by the university, he goes to work with Amy in her neurobiology lab.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 12:30 am GMT
    The Rothman Disintegration
    The Big Bang Theory
    When a corner office at the University opens up, Sheldon must compete for it with his office nemesis, Barry Kripke. Meanwhile, Penny receives an unusual gift from Amy.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 1:00 am GMT
    Sweet Home Alabama
    After getting engaged to New York City's most eligible bachelor, a fashion designer heads home to Alabama to tie up loose ends from her past before the wedding -- including the husband she married in high school.
    TV-14 (DLV)
  • 3:15 am GMT
    Barbie
    To live in Barbie Land is to be a perfect being in a perfect place. Unless you have a full-on existential crisis. Or you're a Ken.
    TV-14 (DL)
Sunday, Dec 07

  • 5:45 am GMT
    Blended
    After a disastrous blind date, single parents Lauren and Jim agree on only one thing: they never want to see each other again. When they sign up separately for a family vacation, they're stuck sharing a suite at an African safari resort.
    TV-14 (DLS)
  • 8:00 am GMT
    Maid in Manhattan
    A senatorial candidate falls for a hotel maid whom he mistakes for a socialite in this glossy Cinderella story rom-com.
    TV-PG (DLS)
  • 10:00 am GMT
    Bruce Campbell
    Impractical Jokers
    The Jokers are dishing out as waiters, and later grilled by news anchor Rosanna Scotto. Finally, the losing Joker is in for a horrific treat with guest star Bruce Campbell!
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 10:30 am GMT
    Blake Anderson
    Impractical Jokers
    Q, Sal and Murr pose as cash-grabby waiters and later as embarrassing parents. After, the losing Joker is forced into a far-out focus group punishment with special guest, and so-called Ganja Weasel, Blake Anderson!
    TV-14 (L)
  • 11:00 am GMT
    Bobby Moynihan
    Impractical Jokers
    Q, Sal and Murr coax their trainees to secure donations through unusual ways. Then, they discipline their "kids" with the help of fellow shoppers. Later, Murr is running rampage as a "Tailor-zilla" at a bridal shop with guest star Bobby Moynihan!
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 11:30 am GMT
    Paula Abdul
    Impractical Jokers
    We find out if the Jokers have the chops to make it as film directors. Then, they get kicked to the curb for their inappropriate behavior. Paula Abdul hosts a dinner for her diehard fans, and Sal will be in attendance ... as a diehard pain in the ass.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 12:00 pm GMT
    Roy Wood Jr.
    Impractical Jokers
    Sal, Q, and Murr are put to the test; first as tv producers, then as product inventors, while the losing Joker won't be tooting his own horn - celebrity guest Roy Wood Jr. will!
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 12:30 pm GMT
    Michael Ian Black
    Impractical Jokers
    The Jokers send bizarre texts and pose as security guards doing and saying whatever they are told. The losing Joker will be in elf orientation held by guest star Michael Ian Black!
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 1:00 pm GMT
    A Hard Jay's Night
    Modern Family
    Mitch struggles to hide his feelings about the unflattering wedding topper Cam's dad whittled for them, Phil tries to help Gloria sell her pre-Jay apartment, and Claire and the kids go to Jay's to help him prep for the night with the family he's hosting.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 1:30 pm GMT
    Australia
    Modern Family
    The entire family tags along as Phil fulfills his mom's wish for him to return to his roots and visit the country where he was conceived -- Australia. Unfortunately, Phil's attempts to embrace his native land are met by a lot of rejection.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 2:00 pm GMT
    Sleeper
    Modern Family
    Phil fails at his one task to stay home and wait for the repairman, forcing him to tell an elaborate lie to Claire. Meanwhile, Gloria is obsessing over a family portrait, and Claire accuses Cam of being too snobby to use her girls' hand-me-downs.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 2:30 pm GMT
    Message Received
    Modern Family
    Jay, Gloria and Manny challenge each other to step outside their comfort zone. Mitch and Cam's wedding is getting too big and costly, so they resort to selling a couple of their prized possessions. Meanwhile, the kids play a joke on Phil and Claire.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 3:00 pm GMT
    The One Where Ross Dates a Student
    Friends
    When a fire damages their apartment, Rachel and Phoebe must choose between living temporarily with Joey or Monica. Ross gets into trouble where he teaches.
    TV-PG (S)
  • 3:30 pm GMT
    The One with Joey's Fridge
    Friends
    Ross worries when his student/girlfriend goes on vacation with her wild friends. Meanwhile, Joey's refrigerator breaks down.
    TV-PG (S)
  • 4:00 pm GMT
    The One with Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.
    Friends
    Primarily composed of clips from earlier shows, Joey auditions for a major television role but Chandler almost ruins everything.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 4:30 pm GMT
    The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad
    Friends
    Ross is nervous about meeting Paul, Elizabeth's dad, and invites the gang to the coffeehouse for moral support.
    TV-PG
  • 5:00 pm GMT
    The One Where Paul's the Man
    Friends
    Elizabeth and Ross decide to hide their relationship from her father and head up to his cabin for the weekend.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 5:30 pm GMT
    Barbie
    To live in Barbie Land is to be a perfect being in a perfect place. Unless you have a full-on existential crisis. Or you're a Ken.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 8:00 pm GMT
    Sweet Home Alabama
    After getting engaged to New York City's most eligible bachelor, a fashion designer heads home to Alabama to tie up loose ends from her past before the wedding -- including the husband she married in high school.
    TV-14 (DLV)
  • 10:00 pm GMT
    The Werewolf Transformation
    The Big Bang Theory
    A change in Sheldon's routine forces him to re-evaluate his entire life, when his barber is sick. Meanwhile, Howard rethinks his decision to go into space after astronaut training.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 10:30 pm GMT
    The Weekend Vortex
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon chooses to participate in a guys-only weekend Star Wars gaming marathon rather than go with Amy to her aunt's birthday party -- and gets a lesson from Penny and Amy.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 11:00 pm GMT
    The Transporter Malfunction
    The Big Bang Theory
    It's a dream come true for Sheldon when he has a close encounter with his hero, Mr. Spock -- legendary sci-fi icon Leonard Nimoy.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 11:30 pm GMT
    The Hawking Excitation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon has a chance to meet his hero, Stephen Hawking.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 12:00 am GMT
    The Stag Convergence
    The Big Bang Theory
    Howard's wedding plans are in jeopardy after the guys (and Wil Wheaton) throw him a bachelor party and details of his sexual history are leaked online.
    TV-14 (D)
  • 12:30 am GMT
    The Launch Acceleration
    The Big Bang Theory
    When NASA reschedules Howard's mission and puts his wedding plans in jeopardy, he's forced to face his fears and Bernadette's dad (Casey Sander).
    TV-PG (V)
  • 1:00 am GMT
    The Countdown Reflection
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Howard and Bernadette decide they want to be married before his NASA space launch, the gang rushes to put on a wedding, on the fifth season finale.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 1:30 am GMT
    The Date Night Variable
    The Big Bang Theory
    On the sixth season premiere, Howard discovers that he can't escape his mother -- even in space! Back on earth, meanwhile, Raj turns his existence as a third wheel into an art form.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 2:00 am GMT
    The Decoupling Fluctuation
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Sheldon learns that Penny is thinking about breaking up with Leonard, he tries to intervene. Meanwhile, Howard is being picked on in space by the other astronauts.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 2:30 am GMT
    The Higgs Boson Observation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Amy's nervous when Sheldon hires Alex, a female assistant.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 3:00 am GMT
    The Re-Entry Minimization
    The Big Bang Theory
    Howard returns from space -- without the welcome he wanted.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 3:30 am GMT
    The Holographic Excitation
    The Big Bang Theory
    The gang celebrates Halloween at Stuart's comic book store. Meanwhile, Leonard and Penny discover a new spark in their relationship when he seduces her with science.
    TV-PG (DLS)
  • 4:00 am GMT
    The Extract Obliteration
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon's friendship with renowned scientist Stephen Hawking is threatened by a game of "Words with Friends," while Penny secretly enrolls in a class at the local college.
    TV-14 (L)
  • 4:30 am GMT
    The Habitation Configuration
    The Big Bang Theory
    Bernadette pressures Howard to move out of his mother's house, while Sheldon finds himself caught in the middle of a fight between Amy and Wil Wheaton.
    TV-PG (DL)
Monday, Dec 08

  • 5:00 am GMT
    My Cousin Vinny
    Two Brooklyn college boys facing murder charges in Alabama hire New York's newest — and most inexperienced — lawyer in this riotous comedy.
    TV-14 (L)
  • 7:30 am GMT
    My Cousin Vinny
    Two Brooklyn college boys facing murder charges in Alabama hire New York's newest — and most inexperienced — lawyer in this riotous comedy.
    TV-14 (L)
  • 10:00 am GMT
    Out With the Old
    Family Matters
    When Laura asks Eddie and Stefan to participate in her sorority's kissing auction for charity, Steve feels rejected.
    TV-G
  • 10:30 am GMT
    They Shoot Ducks, Don't They?
    Family Matters
    Carl and his boss go duck-hunting. Urkel tags along.
    TV-G
  • 11:00 am GMT
    Dumb Belle of the Ball
    Family Matters
    Myrtle Urkel desperately wants Eddie to escort her to her debutante ball. After Myrtle jumps in front of an oncoming car, Eddie reluctantly agrees to accompany her to the dance.
    TV-G
  • 11:30 am GMT
    Drinking and Jiving
    Family Matters
    In an effort to change her reputation as an overly responsible person, Laura goes wild at a fraternity party and gets very drunk.
    TV-G
  • 12:00 pm GMT
    A Perfect Score and a Bunsen Burner Marshmallow
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon moves in with Dr. Sturgis for the weekend to see what his life would be like in college. Also, a lonely Mary tries to bond with the other Coopers during Sheldon's absence.
    TV-PG
  • 12:30 pm GMT
    A Political Campaign and a Candy Land Cheater
    Young Sheldon
    Unhappy that school funds are going toward football rather than academics, Sheldon decides to run for class president.
    TV-PG
  • 1:00 pm GMT
    A Proposal and a Popsicle Stick Cross
    Young Sheldon
    Georgie is thrilled when Veronica stays at the Coopers' for a few days. Meanwhile, Meemaw and Dr. Sturgis celebrate their one-year anniversary.
    TV-PG
  • 1:30 pm GMT
    A Broken Heart and a Crock Monster
    Young Sheldon
    The Coopers help a brokenhearted Pastor Jeff through a rough patch in his marriage. Meanwhile, Sheldon pressures church members for donations when Mary takes him to work for a day.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 2:00 pm GMT
    A Swedish Science Thing and the Equation for Toast
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon invites the entire school to a party for the Nobel Prize announcements. Meanwhile, Meemaw learns more about Dr. Sturgis's past, and Georgie's desire for cable TV leads to a standoff between him and his dad.
    TV-PG
  • 2:30 pm GMT
    Quirky Eggheads and Texas Snow Globes
    Young Sheldon
    Mary worries about Sheldon's mental health.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 3:00 pm GMT
    The One with the Ring
    Friends
    Phoebe helps Chandler pick out an engagement ring for Monica.
    TV-PG
  • 3:30 pm GMT
    The One with the Proposal: Part 1
    Friends
    Chandler plans to propose to Monica.
    TV-PG
  • 4:00 pm GMT
    The One with the Proposal: Part 2
    Friends
    Monica asks Chandler to be her husband.
    TV-PG
  • 4:30 pm GMT
    The One with Monica's Thunder
    Friends
    Monica excitedly reveals her good news to everyone but Rachel and Ross upstage her. Chandler has trouble making love.
    TV-PG (DS)
  • 5:00 pm GMT
    The One with Rachel's Book
    Friends
    Monica is outraged to find out what her parents did with her wedding fund. Joey discovers Rachel's late-night reading material.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 5:30 pm GMT
    The One with Phoebe's Cookies
    Friends
    Monica desperately tries to figure out a secret cookie recipe. Chandler fails to impress Monica's father.
    TV-PG
  • 6:00 pm GMT
    The One with Rachel's Assistant
    Friends
    Rachel is in a quandary when a sexy but unqualified man applies to be her assistant. Chandler, Monica and Ross tell embarrassing secrets about one another.
    TV-PG
  • 6:30 pm GMT
    The One with the Engagement Picture
    Friends
    Joey tries to teach Chandler how to smile for the camera. Phoebe and Ross bicker over their divorcing friends.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 7:00 pm GMT
    The One with the Nap Partners
    Friends
    Rachel and Phoebe compete to be Monica's maid of honor but Monica doesn't want to make the decision. Chandler tries to apologize to a girlfriend from his youth.
    TV-PG
  • 7:30 pm GMT
    The One with Ross' Library Book
    Friends
    Chandler's former girlfriend manipulates Chandler and Monica. Rachel and Phoebe meddle in Joey's relationship.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 8:00 pm GMT
    The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs
    Friends
    Chandler's irrational fear causes problems when Phoebe brings home a cute dog. Rachel's assistant gives her a Thanksgiving surprise.
    TV-PG
  • 8:30 pm GMT
    The One with All the Candy
    Friends
    Rachel gets in trouble for dating her assistant. Monica tries to become friendlier with her neighbors. Phoebe needs lessons in riding a bike.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 9:00 pm GMT
    The One with the Holiday Armadillo
    Friends
    Ross teaches Ben about Chanukah. Phoebe worries that Rachel prefers living with Joey.
    TV-PG
  • 9:30 pm GMT
    The 43 Peculiarity
    The Big Bang Theory
    Howard and Raj try to solve a mystery about Sheldon.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 10:00 pm GMT
    The Parking Spot Escalation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Howard battle over an assigned parking spot.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 10:30 pm GMT
    The Fish Guts Displacement
    The Big Bang Theory
    Howard bonds with his father-n-law on a fishing trip.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 11:00 pm GMT
    The Santa Simulation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon unwillingly revisits some Christmas memories during a lively game of Dungeons and Dragons, while Raj joins the girls for ladies night out.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 11:30 pm GMT
    The Egg Salad Equivalency
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon is accused of sexual harassment at the University and winds up dragging Leonard, Raj and Howard into the fray.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 12:00 am GMT
    The Bakersfield Expedition
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard's car is stolen when the guys take a road trip to a comic book convention in Bakersfield, dressed as Star Trek characters.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 12:30 am GMT
    The Cooper/Kripke Inversion
    The Big Bang Theory
    Outraged that he's being forced to work with his university nemesis, Barry Kripke (John Ross Bowie), Sheldon faces a crisis of conscience.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 1:00 am GMT
    The Spoiler Alert Segmentation
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Sheldon and Leonard fight, it affects Penny and Amy's living arrangements. Meanwhile, Raj takes care of Mrs. Wolowitz while Howard is away.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 1:30 am GMT
    The Tangible Affection Proof
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon struggles to find a Valentine's gift for Amy.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 2:00 am GMT
    The Monster Isolation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Raj vows never to leave his apartment after a horrible date.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 2:30 am GMT
    The Contractual Obligation Implementation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard, Sheldon and Howard try to advance the cause of women in science by speaking with junior high girls about their future careers, while Raj plans his date with Lucy.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 3:00 am GMT
    The Closet Reconfiguration
    The Big Bang Theory
    To open or not to open? When Howard finds a letter from his father, he's forced to confront his past. And Leonard and Penny throw a grown-up cocktail party at the apartment.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 3:30 am GMT
    The Tenure Turbulence
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard, Sheldon and Raj fight for tenure at the University.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 4:00 am GMT
    The Closure Alternative
    The Big Bang Theory
    After one of his favorite TV shows gets canceled too soon, Sheldon feels lost, so Amy tries to help him get over his compulsive need for closure by retraining his brain.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 4:30 am GMT
    The Proton Resurgence
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard and Sheldon hire Professor Proton (Bob Newhart), the host of their favorite childhood TV show to perform. Raj leaves his dog with Howard and Bernadette.
    TV-PG (L)
Tuesday, Dec 09

  • 5:00 am GMT
    I Am The Jeans: The Gina Lavetti Story
    American Dad
    Francine tries to be a better friend to one of Roger's personas who is selling her homemade jeans on TV. Stan and Steve swap eyebrows.
    TV-14 (DLV)
  • 5:30 am GMT
    Stan & Francine & Connie & Ted
    American Dad
    Steve introduces Stan and Francine to Barry's parents and Steve regrets it. Roger goes blind.
    TV-14 (DLSV)
  • 6:00 am GMT
    Rabbit Ears
    American Dad
    Stan gets obsessed with a 1960's television show after picking up a secondhand TV. Roger decides to live as a baby and the family cares for him.
    TV-14 (L)
  • 6:30 am GMT
    Jeff and the Dank Ass Weed Factory
    American Dad
    A CIA agent will do anything to protect his homeland and family.
    TV-14 (DLV)
  • 7:00 am GMT
    Lost Boys
    American Dad
    Roger breaks up Steve's friendship with Snot, Barry & Toshi. Jeff realizes he has a flair for house flipping and gets Stan, Francine and Hayley involved.
    TV-14 (DLSV)
  • 7:30 am GMT
    Shark?!
    American Dad
    Stan has Roger pretend to be a shark to help Steve overcome his fears. Hayley's friend Danuta becomes romantically interested in Klaus.
    TV-14 (DLSV)
  • 8:00 am GMT
    The Long March
    American Dad
    Hayley and Jeff move into a van and start living life on the open road. Francine and Steve are haunted by a rideshare driver that they rated poorly.
    TV-14 (DLV)
  • 8:30 am GMT
    The Hall Monitor and the Lunch Lady
    American Dad
    Steve goes undercover as a school hall monitor. Roger and Stan go catatonic after witnessing a grisly escalator accident.
    TV-14 (DLV)
  • 9:00 am GMT
    Wild Women Do
    American Dad
    Jeff is forced to take Francine out for a not-so-wild night on the town. Klaus forces Steve to watch his celebrity impressions.
    TV-14 (DLSV)
  • 9:30 am GMT
    An Irish Goodbye
    American Dad
    Francine helps Hayley take a break from their marriages. Stan and Jeff pretend to be frontiersmen.
    TV-14 (DLV)
  • 10:00 am GMT
    Who's Afraid of the Big Black Book?
    Family Matters
    Laura schemes to get revenge on Eddie for embarrassing her. She provides Steve with Eddie's private list of his former girlfriends, and Steve innocently invites them all to the party.
    TV-G
  • 10:30 am GMT
    A Mind Is a Terrible Thing to Read
    Family Matters
    A chemistry experiment allows Urkel to read minds. Carl becomes troop leader of the Junior Woodsmen.
    TV-G
  • 11:00 am GMT
    Stevil II: This Time He's Not Alone
    Family Matters
    Last year on Halloween, Steve created a small, evil ventriloquist's dummy in his image that came to life and wreaked havoc. Now the dummy, dubbed Stevil, returns with a nightmarish sidekick.
    TV-G
  • 11:30 am GMT
    Trading Places
    Family Matters
    Distraught because Laura has been aloof lately, Stefan confides his relationship woes to Steve and learns that Laura might be interested in dating Steve instead!
    TV-G
  • 12:00 pm GMT
    A Broom Closet and Satan's Monopoly Board
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon takes his education into his own hands.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 12:30 pm GMT
    Hobbitses, Physicses and a Ball with Zip
    Young Sheldon
    On a science break, Sheldon discovers The Lord of the Rings.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 1:00 pm GMT
    A Pineapple and the Bosom of Male Friendship
    Young Sheldon
    Dr. Sturgis returns from the mental hospital.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 1:30 pm GMT
    A Parasol and a Hell of an Arm
    Young Sheldon
    Missy tries out for the baseball team.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 2:00 pm GMT
    Pongo Pygmaeus and a Culture That Encourages Spitting
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon starts the first internet flame war.
    TV-PG (LV)
  • 2:30 pm GMT
    The Sin of Greed and a Chimichanga from Chi-Chi's
    Young Sheldon
    The university tries to recruit Sheldon, through George.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 3:00 pm GMT
    The One with All the Cheesecakes
    Friends
    Phoebe's former boyfriend returns for one night only but Joey could ruin their plans. Monica plots revenge on her cousin's wedding day.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 3:30 pm GMT
    The One Where They're Up All Night
    Friends
    Monica falls asleep during sex. Rachel argues with Tag. Ross and Joey get stranded on the roof.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 4:00 pm GMT
    The One Where Rosita Dies
    Friends
    Phoebe becomes involved with a suicidal office worker. Rachel breaks Joey's favorite chair. Monica's beloved childhood belongings are destroyed.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 4:30 pm GMT
    The One Where They All Turn Thirty
    Friends
    Rachel's 30th birthday prompts the friends to reminisce about their own 30th birthdays.
    TV-PG
  • 5:00 pm GMT
    The One with Joey's New Brain
    Friends
    Joey's character on a daytime drama becomes more prominent to the chagrin of the show's diva star. Phoebe and Rachel argue over who should return a sexy man's misplaced cell phone to him.
    TV-PG (S)
  • 5:30 pm GMT
    The One with the Truth About London
    Friends
    Chandler finds out who Monica really wanted to have sex with on the night they became lovers. Ross is furious after Rachel teaches Ben practical jokes.
    TV-PG
  • 6:00 pm GMT
    The One with the Cheap Wedding Dress
    Friends
    Monica battles another shopper for the perfect wedding dress. Ross and Joey compete for the same woman.
    TV-PG
  • 6:30 pm GMT
    The One with Joey's Award
    Friends
    Joey overreacts at a daytime drama awards show.
    TV-PG
  • 7:00 pm GMT
    The One with Ross & Monica's Cousin
    Friends
    Monica's gorgeous cousin unwittingly wreaks havoc on Chandler and Ross. Rachel and Phoebe hastily plan a surprise bridal party for Monica.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 7:30 pm GMT
    The One with Rachel's Big Kiss
    Friends
    Rachel reveals a titillating secret about her and a former sorority sister. Ross and Chandler compete for wedding tuxedos.
    TV-PG (S)
  • 8:00 pm GMT
    The One with the Vows
    Friends
    As Monica and Chandler prepare their wedding vows, they and their friends reminisce.
    TV-PG (S)
  • 8:30 pm GMT
    The One with Chandler's Dad
    Friends
    Chandler confronts his estranged cross-dressing father. Rachel gets into trouble driving Monica's Porsche.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 9:00 pm GMT
    The One with Monica & Chandler's Wedding: Part 1
    Friends
    On the eve of the wedding, Ross searches for missing Chandler, who has doubts, while the girls distract unsuspecting Monica.
    TV-PG
  • 9:30 pm GMT
    The Love Spell Potential
    The Big Bang Theory
    When the girls' trip to Vegas falls through, the guys invite them to a Dungeons & Dragons date night that causes Sheldon and Amy's relationship to take an unexpected turn.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 10:00 pm GMT
    The Bon Voyage Reaction
    The Big Bang Theory
    On the sixth season finale, Sheldon and Penny are thrown for a loop when Leonard is offered an exciting new job opportunity overseas.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 10:30 pm GMT
    The Hofstadter Insufficiency
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard is away at sea, so Sheldon and Penny spend time together and spill some revealing secrets. Meanwhile, Howard comes to Raj's aid after his breakup with his girlfriend.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 11:00 pm GMT
    The Deception Verification
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard returns from the North Sea expedition and finds things chilly between him and Sheldon, while Howard's relationship with his mother opens the door to questions about his masculinity.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 11:30 pm GMT
    The Scavenger Vortex
    The Big Bang Theory
    Raj puts together a scavenger hunt that turns into serious, cutthroat competition among the gang.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 12:00 am GMT
    The Raiders Minimization
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon is fit to be tied when Amy ruins one of his favorite adventure films, while Leonard finds the key to getting Penny to do his bidding, and Raj and Stuart get creative with their online-dating profiles.
    TV-PG (DLS)
  • 12:30 am GMT
    The Workplace Proximity
    The Big Bang Theory
    Amy takes a job at Sheldon's university, putting their relationship to the test.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 1:00 am GMT
    The Romance Resonance
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon makes a major scientific breakthrough, but he feels it may haunt him for the rest of his career. Meanwhile, Howard makes a grand romantic gesture to Bernadette, which causes Penny to put more effort into her relationship with Leonard.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 1:30 am GMT
    The Proton Displacement
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Sheldon's childhood hero, Professor Proton, seeks Leonard's help with an experiment, the slighted Sheldon goes nuclear and decides to get revenge by befriending another TV science guy.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 2:00 am GMT
    Redemption Again
    Wipeout
    Everyone deserves a second chance, and this week on Wipeout, John and Nicole chose four teams each to return and take on the Wipeout course -- again! Will it be Team John or Team Nicole who takes home the $25,000 prize?
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 3:00 am GMT
    The Itchy Brain Simulation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard fails to stop Sheldon from overreacting after a past slight comes to light, and as punishment Leonard must walk a mile in Sheldon's shoes. Meanwhile, Penny has a run-in with Raj's former girlfriend Lucy.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 3:30 am GMT
    The Thanksgiving Decoupling
    The Big Bang Theory
    Howard's mother has a say when he and Bernadette host Thanksgiving dinner for the gang.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 4:00 am GMT
    The Discovery Dissipation
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Sheldon's accidental scientific discovery is disproved, Amy and Leonard try to help him deal with the shame and the disappointment. Meanwhile, Howard and Bernadette open their home to Raj for a week.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 4:30 am GMT
    The Cooper Extraction
    The Big Bang Theory
    With Sheldon in Texas, the gang gathers to decorate for Christmas, and they each contemplate if they would have had a wonderful life had they never met him.
    TV-PG (D)
Wednesday, Dec 10

  • 5:00 am GMT
    The Wedding, Part 1
    Modern Family
    Mitch and Cam's big day is finally here and nothing can ruin it -- until nothing turns into a whole lot of somethings. Meanwhile, Jay and Gloria host the Tuckers, Phil squeezes in an eye procedure, and Claire embraces her role as "best woman."
    TV-PG (D)
  • 5:30 am GMT
    The Wedding, Part 2
    Modern Family
    The wedding day chaos continues as guests start to get testy, Mitchell and Cameron are feeling discouraged, and poor Claire starts showing physical wear and tear. But an unexpected turn of events leads to the ceremony we've all been waiting for.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 6:00 am GMT
    The Long Honeymoon
    Modern Family
    This summer has been blissful in the Dunphy house, but when Alex returns home from a trip, there is an immediate shift in mood. Elsewhere, Mitch and Cam have returned from their honeymoon, and Mitch is acclimating to real life much quicker than Cameron.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 6:30 am GMT
    Do Not Push
    Modern Family
    Jay and Gloria can't agree on what kind of gift to give for their anniversary. Meanwhile, the Dunphys go to Alex's college tour, Claire tries to convince Alex to stay close to home, and Phil, Luke and Haley break off to participate in a psyche experiment.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 7:00 am GMT
    The Cold
    Modern Family
    Phil is putting together Mitch and Cam's wedding video for a special family screening, but when the footage reveals that he is responsible for a horrible cold that has plagued the family, he must do some creative editing.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 7:30 am GMT
    Marco Polo
    Modern Family
    The Dunphys move into a hotel room while their house is getting treated for mold. Phil sees this as a chance to spend quality time together, but Claire and the kids are less excited. Gloria becomes overprotective when Manny starts dating an older girl.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 8:00 am GMT
    Won't You Be Our Neighbor
    Modern Family
    Phil is selling the house next door and he and Claire are excited by the prospect of having wonderful new neighbors. Jay forbids Manny to see his new girlfriend. Elsewhere, Mitch and Cam are determined to switch Lily out of Mrs. Plank's class.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 8:30 am GMT
    Halloween 3: Awesomeland
    Modern Family
    Even though Halloween is Claire's holiday, she allows Phil to take over this year. Gloria picks out costumes for her and Jay, but Jay wants to be Prince Charming instead. Elsewhere, Cameron gets overwhelmed, and Mitchell is busy with a huge case.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 9:00 am GMT
    Queer Eyes, Full Hearts
    Modern Family
    Phil and Claire don't know how to feel about Haley and Andy spending a lot of time together. Gloria is pushing Manny to learn Spanish instead of French, so she hires a Spanish tutor. Meanwhile, Mitch and Cam meet a popular news reporter.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 9:30 am GMT
    Three Turkeys
    Modern Family
    Phil and Luke are cooking Thanksgiving dinner this year, but Claire has no confidence in them and prepares a secret backup turkey. Meanwhile, Jay and Gloria's plans to spend the holiday away are ruined when the family dinner gets moved to their house.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 10:00 am GMT
    Strangers in the Night
    Modern Family
    When Alex tells Phil and Claire she has a boyfriend, they worry they've put too much pressure on her and she's made up an imaginary boyfriend. Jay and Gloria have parties that they are dragging each other to, but Jay has a plan to get himself out of it.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 10:30 am GMT
    Haley's 21st Birthday
    Modern Family
    Haley is turning 21 and the family is taking her to celebrate! Claire wants Haley to start seeing her as a friend, Mitch and Cam realize they aren't as cool as they thought, and Phil and Jay's pit stop to pick up Haley's new car becomes a disaster.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 11:00 am GMT
    The Day We Almost Died
    Modern Family
    While driving, the Dunphys and Manny have a near-death experience, causing everyone involved to reevaluate their lives, while the rest of the family has to bear the brunt of all their new attitudes.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 11:30 am GMT
    The Big Guns
    Modern Family
    Claire is furious about neighbors Ronnie and Amber's eye-sore of a boat on their front lawn, and it soon becomes an all-out war. Elsewhere, Jay is trying to potty train Joe, and Cam takes Lily to clown school behind Mitchell's back.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 12:00 pm GMT
    An Entrepreneurialist and a Swat on the Bottom
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon leaves town after a fight with Meemaw and his parents.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 12:30 pm GMT
    A Party Invitation, Football Grapes and an Earth Chicken
    Young Sheldon
    George and Dr. Sturgis have male-bonding time.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 1:00 pm GMT
    Teenager Soup and a Little Ball of Fib
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon faces his fear of the swimming pool.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 1:30 pm GMT
    A Live Chicken, A Fried Chicken and Holy Matrimony
    Young Sheldon
    Mary plans Pastor Jeff's wedding.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 2:00 pm GMT
    Body Glitter and a Mall Safety Kit
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon catches Paige shoplifting.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 2:30 pm GMT
    Contracts, Rules and a Little Bit of Pig Brains
    Young Sheldon
    George and Georgie go camping with Meemaw's boyfriends.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 3:00 pm GMT
    The One with Monica & Chandler's Wedding: Part 2
    Friends
    Monica remains blissfully unaware of the potential disasters on her wedding day.
    TV-PG
  • 3:30 pm GMT
    The One After I Do
    Friends
    The reception following Monica and Chandler's wedding is almost upstaged by the news that a member of the group might be pregnant.
    TV-PG
  • 4:00 pm GMT
    The One with the Red Sweater
    Friends
    Rachel debates whether she should break the news to her baby's father.
    TV-PG
  • 4:30 pm GMT
    The One Where Rachel Tells...
    Friends
    The real father of Rachel's baby is revealed. Monica and Chandler struggle to make their honeymoon flight.
    TV-14 (D)
  • 5:00 pm GMT
    The One with the Videotape
    Friends
    Ross reveals that he videotaped a sexual encounter between Rachel and him.
    TV-PG
  • 5:30 pm GMT
    The One with Rachel's Date
    Friends
    Ross is horrified when Rachel goes on a date with a soap-opera star. Phoebe is attracted to a clumsy chef whom Monica wants to fire.
    TV-PG
  • 6:00 pm GMT
    The One with the Halloween Party
    Friends
    At Monica's Halloween party, Phoebe meets her twin sister's fiance and finds that she is attracted to him.
    TV-PG
  • 6:30 pm GMT
    The One with the Stain
    Friends
    Rachel wants to find her own apartment. Phoebe is ecstatic when Eric dumps Ursula to date her.
    TV-PG
  • 7:00 pm GMT
    The One with the Stripper
    Friends
    Rachel tells her belligerent father that she is pregnant with Ross' child.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 7:30 pm GMT
    The One with the Rumor
    Friends
    Monica encounters a high-school friend and invites him to Thanksgiving Day dinner.
    TV-PG
  • 8:00 pm GMT
    The One with Monica's Boots
    Friends
    Chandler is angry when Monica buys expensive boots. Phoebe tries to get tickets to a Sting concert.
    TV-PG
  • 8:30 pm GMT
    The One with the Ross' Step Forward
    Friends
    Ross' new girlfriend orders Christmas cards with a photo of them on the cover.
    TV-PG
  • 9:00 pm GMT
    The One Where Joey Dates Rachel
    Friends
    Rachel joins Joey for a night out in order to prepare him for a big date.
    TV-PG
  • 9:30 pm GMT
    The Hesitation Ramification
    The Big Bang Theory
    Penny turns to Leonard for comfort after her guest appearance on NCIS does not turn out well. She ends up putting Leonard on the spot regarding their relationship. Sheldon works on his sense of humor, and Raj practices talking to girls.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 10:00 pm GMT
    The Occupation Recalibration
    The Big Bang Theory
    There's impactful news on the work front as Penny makes a big step toward pursuing a full-time acting career, and Sheldon is forced to take a vacation.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 10:30 pm GMT
    The Convention Conundrum
    The Big Bang Theory
    Unable to score tickets for Comic-Con, Sheldon decides to stage his own comic-book convention, while the ladies attempt to act like grown ups.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 11:00 pm GMT
    The Locomotive Manipulation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Amy has amour on her mind when she talks Sheldon into a romantic Valentine's Day getaway to Napa Valley wine country. Back at home, Leonard and Penny make an emergency visit to the vet with Raj's dog.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 11:30 pm GMT
    The Table Polarization
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard's purchase of a dining-room table for the apartment doesn't sit well with Sheldon, so much so that it forces him to reevaluate his life. Meanwhile, Bernadette isn't quite over the moon about Howard taking another trip to space.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 12:00 am GMT
    The Friendship Turbulence
    The Big Bang Theory
    Things turn rocky between Sheldon and Wolowitz after a barrage of insults, and Bernadette steps in to mediate a peace. Meanwhile, Penny is offered a movie role that may prove embarrassing.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 12:30 am GMT
    The Mommy Observation
    The Big Bang Theory
    While Sheldon and Howard continue their bonding, Sheldon's visit to see his mommy forces him to start addressing a new reality. The gang are subjected to a murder mystery party that leads them to speculate where they might be in 20 years.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 1:00 am GMT
    Dynamite 12/10/2025
    All Elite Wrestling: Dynamite
    Winter is Coming as AEW World Champion Samoa Joe defends his belt against bombastic challenger Eddie Kingston. Willow Nightingale and Harley Cameron face the Toni Storm and Mina Shirakawa to crown the inaugural AEW Women's Tag Team Champions.
    TV-14 (DLV)
  • 3:00 am GMT
    Redemption Again
    Wipeout
    Everyone deserves a second chance, and this week on Wipeout, John and Nicole chose four teams each to return and take on the Wipeout course -- again! Will it be Team John or Team Nicole who takes home the $25,000 prize?
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 4:00 am GMT
    Kim Fields
    Impractical Jokers
    The Jokers mix it up at an after-dark social event and try getting park-goers to sign up for bizarre subscriptions. Then, the losing Joker gets into an unforgettable battle of the sexes with special guest Kim Fields.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 4:30 am GMT
    Eric Andre Returns
    Impractical Jokers
    The Jokers ask random park-goers to watch their grandma while they run a quick errand and then they are interviewed for a fake documentary. The losing Joker is dressed as a clown and punished by the other Jokers and returning special guest Eric André.
    TV-14 (DL)
Thursday, Dec 11

  • 5:00 am GMT
    Rash Decisions
    Modern Family
    Phil is feeling the teenage cold shoulder from Luke, and with Andy hanging around a lot recently, he steps in as his new right-hand man. Meanwhile, Gloria and the doctors suspect that Joe's allergic to Stella, which leaves Jay in a very tough predicament.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 5:30 am GMT
    Valentine's Day 4: Twisted Sister
    Modern Family
    Valentine's Day is here again, which means "Juliana" and "Clive" are back, but Claire starts to worry that Phil is more into Juliana than her! Elsewhere, Gloria's sister, Sonia, is a larger deterrence for a romantic evening with Gloria than Jay thought.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 6:00 am GMT
    Fight or Flight
    Modern Family
    After a reunion weekend with Phil's cheer buddies, Claire snags the only first-class seat left on the return flight home, leaving Phil in coach. Meanwhile, Gloria forces Jay to teach Manny how to defend himself against a bully in his cooking class.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 6:30 am GMT
    Connection Lost
    Modern Family
    Claire gets stuck at the airport and is desperate to reach Haley after a big fight. After FaceTiming with the family to help track her down, Claire turns to online snooping, which becomes disturbing, and everyone gets sucked into the drama.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 7:00 am GMT
    Closet? You'll Love It!
    Modern Family
    Jay and Claire scramble to shoot a Pritchett Closets commercial in response to their competitor's new and catchy ad. A peeping Tom keeps using a drone to spy on Gloria sun-bathing. Elsewhere, a tone-deaf Lily prepares to perform in her school talent show.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 7:30 am GMT
    Spring Break
    Modern Family
    Spring break has Claire doing spring cleaning, and Phil struggles when Luke outperforms him at seemingly everything. Haley takes Alex to a music festival to take her mind off college, and Gloria and Jay try to give up soap operas and cigars respectively.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 8:00 am GMT
    Grill, Interrupted
    Modern Family
    Jay's birthday brings everyone together, and Phil is beside himself over the cool grill he got Jay. Claire and Mitch decide they will "offer" to pay back the money Jay loaned them ages ago as their gift, not really thinking he will take them up on it.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 8:30 am GMT
    Knock 'em Down
    Modern Family
    Jay agrees to sub for Cam's bowling team, but Cam was not upfront about it being an all-gay league. Phil and Claire have a good time with unlikely dinner companions, their neighbors Ronnie and Amber, and Gloria and Mitch agree to go clubbing with Haley.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 9:00 am GMT
    Integrity
    Modern Family
    Phil and Jay run an errand together to pick up Lily's hand-me-down princess castle for Joe, but both are in a mood because Phil is upset Claire won't let him buy a video game console, and Jay thinks Gloria is letting Joe play with too many girlie items.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 9:30 am GMT
    Patriot Games
    Modern Family
    Alex's worst nightmare is realized when she gets news that she has to share the Valedictorian title with her number one competitor, Sunjay! Both sets of parents get equally caught up in the rivalry. Elsewhere, Gloria is studying for her citizenship test.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 10:00 am GMT
    Crying Out Loud
    Modern Family
    The family is determined to make Alex celebrate her senior ditch day, and Phil, Luke and Haley forcefully take her out. Claire is torn when she gets another job offer. And with Manny groggy from painkillers, Gloria tries to sabotage his relationship.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 10:30 am GMT
    American Skyper
    Modern Family
    The whole family is at Jay and Gloria's for Alex's graduation party, except for Phil, who ingeniously figured out a way to be there via Skype and a robotic vessel after being unexpectedly detained in Seattle on a business trip.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 11:00 am GMT
    Summer Lovin'
    Modern Family
    Haley's attempt to stop Andy from proposing to Beth will end up with both Haley and Andy needing to cope with their emotions. Meanwhile, Jay and Gloria look at pre-schools for Joe, and Cam tries to remain supportive of Mitch's midlife career crisis.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 11:30 am GMT
    The Day Alex Left for College
    Modern Family
    Phil and Claire are feeling a little snubbed by their kids when Alex intentionally gives them the wrong college move-in date to avoid making it a big deal, and Luke seems less than eager to spend the day with Phil at his open house.
    TV-PG (V)
  • 12:00 pm GMT
    A Slump, a Cross and Roadside Gravel
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon and Georgie bond over a money-making opportunity.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 12:30 pm GMT
    A Boyfriend's Ex-Wife and a Good Luck Head Rub
    Young Sheldon
    Meemaw meets Dale's ex-wife.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 1:00 pm GMT
    Pasadena
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon visits CalTech for the very first time.
    TV-PG
  • 1:30 pm GMT
    An Academic Crime and a More Romantic Taco Bell
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon accuses Dr. Sturgis of plagiarism.
    TV-PG
  • 2:00 pm GMT
    A Couple Bruised Ribs and a Cereal Box Ghost Detector
    Young Sheldon
    George accidentally sends the school librarian to the hospital.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 2:30 pm GMT
    A House for Sale and Serious Woman Stuff
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon sets out to find the perfect neighbors.
    TV-PG
  • 3:00 pm GMT
    The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath
    Friends
    Monica blabs her suspicions when she mistakenly believes Joey is infatuated with Phoebe.
    TV-PG
  • 3:30 pm GMT
    The One with the Secret Closet
    Friends
    Joey realizes his intense feelings for Rachel are excluding Ross from the joys of impending fatherhood.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 4:00 pm GMT
    The One with the Birthing Video
    Friends
    Monica prepares a memorable St. Valentine's Day for Chandler with sexy lingerie and X-rated entertainment.
    TV-PG
  • 4:30 pm GMT
    The One Where Joey Tells Rachel
    Friends
    Joey tells Rachel that he is in love with her.
    TV-PG
  • 5:00 pm GMT
    The One with the Tea Leaves
    Friends
    Rachel devises a lie about her unborn child that she hopes will break the silence between her and Joey. Phoebe reads tea leaves and predicts she will soon encounter the man of her dreams.
    TV-PG
  • 5:30 pm GMT
    The One in Massapequa
    Friends
    Phoebe brings her annoyingly upbeat boyfriend to the 35th anniversary of Monica and Ross' parents, who urge Ross and pregnant Rachel to pretend to be married.
    TV-PG
  • 6:00 pm GMT
    The One with Joey's Interview
    Friends
    When Soap Opera Digest requests an interview, Joey enlists his friends to make sure he does not say anything that could cost him his role.
    TV-PG
  • 6:30 pm GMT
    The One with the Baby Shower
    Friends
    During her baby shower, Rachel realizes she is unprepared to be a mother and accepts her mother's offer to move in to help with the child.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 7:00 pm GMT
    The One with the Cooking Class
    Friends
    A food critic blasts Monica's cooking in a newspaper review. A cute saleswoman riles Rachel when she flirts with Ross, and Phoebe coaches Chandler for a job interview.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 7:30 pm GMT
    The One Where Rachel Is Late
    Friends
    Overdue Rachel tries everything to rush the delivery of her baby.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 8:00 pm GMT
    The One Where Rachel Has a Baby: Part 1
    Friends
    The friends cause havoc in the maternity ward as Rachel begins childbirth.
    TV-PG
  • 8:30 pm GMT
    The One Where Rachel Has a Baby: Part 2
    Friends
    The friends cause havoc in the maternity ward as Rachel begins childbirth.
    TV-PG
  • 9:00 pm GMT
    The One Where No One Proposes
    Friends
    Joey finds himself engaged to Rachel soon after she delivers her baby girl, while Phoebe assumes Ross is the one who proposed.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 9:30 pm GMT
    The Indecision Amalgamation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Raj wrestles with dating two women at the same time, Penny is offered a part in a trashy movie, and Sheldon can't decide between two gaming systems.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 10:00 pm GMT
    The Relationship Diremption
    The Big Bang Theory
    Raj and Howard double-date, and the latter is flushed with embarrassment after Raj's girlfriend reveals a secret she knows about Howard.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 10:30 pm GMT
    The Anything Can Happen Recurrence
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard reinstates Anything Can Happen Thursday, and it leads the regimented Sheldon to attempt something spontaneous, which creates friction among Penny, Amy and Bernadette. Raj requests help from Howard in prepping for a date with Emily.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 11:00 pm GMT
    The Proton Transmogrification
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon receives counseling from his childhood TV idol, Professor Proton, while Penny and Leonard reach a relationship milestone and turn it into a competition. Also, Bernadette and Amy turn Star Wars Day into a special event for the guys.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 11:30 pm GMT
    The Gorilla Dissolution
    The Big Bang Theory
    A trying day at the movie shoot leaves Penny with questions about her life choices, so she decides to act on it. Caring for a bedridden Mrs. Wolowitz proves a challenge for Howard and Bernadette.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 12:00 am GMT
    The Status Quo Combustion
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon gets caught up in all the life-altering changes going on around him and considers a monumental move.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 12:30 am GMT
    The Locomotion Interruption
    The Big Bang Theory
    Amy and Leonard take a surprise road trip to Arizona, while Penny goes on a job interview at Bernadette's company, and Howard has problems wrapping his head around Stuart's relationship with Mrs. Wolowitz.
    TV-PG
  • 1:00 am GMT
    The Junior Professor Solution
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon is ordered to teach a class, and the gang is surprised when Howard signs up to take it, and tensions between Penny and Bernadette afford Amy an opportunity to play one against the other.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 1:30 am GMT
    The First Pitch Insufficiency
    The Big Bang Theory
    A nervous Wolowitz is thrown for a loop when NASA asks him to toss out the first pitch at a Los Angeles Angels baseball game. Meanwhile, Sheldon brags that he and Amy are a better couple than Leonard and Penny.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 2:00 am GMT
    The Hook-Up Reverberation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Raj's girlfriend, Emily, gives Penny the cold shoulder after he reveals some info about their past history; and the guys contemplate buying into Stuart's comic-book emporium.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 2:30 am GMT
    The Focus Attenuation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Amy and Bernadette accuse former party girl Penny of becoming a party pooper when she lets an email from work impact their girls' weekend in Las Vegas. Meanwhile, the guys brainstorm about inventing something cool.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 3:00 am GMT
    The Expedition Approximation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Raj undertake an underground research expedition that turns into a test of how long before they get under each other's skin. Meanwhile, Leonard and Penny argue about money.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 3:30 am GMT
    The Misinterpretation Agitation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Penny's flirtatious sales pitch leaves a doctor-client smitten and the guys must pitch in to help her deal with him, while Bernadette and Amy debate whether female scientists ought to play the sexuality card.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 4:00 am GMT
    The Prom Equivalency
    The Big Bang Theory
    Amy and Bernadette organize a prom to be held atop the guys' apartment complex but Sheldon is leery of all the prom pomp, circumstance and romancing that goes with it.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 4:30 am GMT
    The Septum Deviation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard needs surgery for a deviated septum, and Sheldon gets his nose out of joint because he feels an operation is too dangerous and that his roommate may not make it out alive.
    TV-PG (L)
Friday, Dec 12

  • 5:00 am GMT
    Bridesmaids
    Maid of Dishonor is more like it for a down-on-her-luck woman as she leads her best friend on a comically disastrous path to the altar.
    TV-14 (DLS)
  • 7:30 am GMT
    Bridesmaids
    Maid of Dishonor is more like it for a down-on-her-luck woman as she leads her best friend on a comically disastrous path to the altar.
    TV-14 (DLS)
  • 10:00 am GMT
    The Closet Case
    Modern Family
    Phil helps Haley convince Claire to allow Dylan to move in temporarily but ends up having major second thoughts. Meanwhile, Mitch takes on a consulting job for Jay's biggest rival, and Gloria and Cameron disagree on how to handle Manny's girl problem.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 10:30 am GMT
    She Crazy
    Modern Family
    Phil is all-in on project hatch-the-duck-eggs, but no one else is as enthused. Meanwhile, Claire is nervous about pitching her new closet ideas to Jay and his creative team, and Gloria and Manny help each other out with their respective "crushes."
    TV-PG (L)
  • 11:00 am GMT
    The Verdict
    Modern Family
    Claire is excited to give Haley and Alex a great experience for "Bring Your Daughter to Work Day," and Phil takes Luke and Manny's class out for community service day, which becomes a teachable moment in more ways than one.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 11:30 am GMT
    The More You Ignore Me
    Modern Family
    Claire and Phil have their hands full when Luke gets arrested for driving without a license, then they catch Alex sneaking out of a liquor store. Elsewhere, Cam tries to convince Gloria to recreate and sell her family's hot sauce.
    TV-14
  • 12:00 pm GMT
    A Baby Tooth and the Egyptian God of Knowledge
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon has a scientific breakthrough at the dentist's office.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 12:30 pm GMT
    A Secret Letter and a Lowly Disc of Processed Meat
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon discovers Mary's been keeping a secret about him.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 1:00 pm GMT
    Graduation
    Young Sheldon
    After graduating high school, Sheldon has a breakdown when he realizes he may not be ready for college. Also, Dale tries to make amends with Meemaw.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 1:30 pm GMT
    A Docent, a Little Lady and a Bouncer Named Dalton
    Young Sheldon
    While Sheldon volunteers at a local train museum, Missy embarks on a new stage of womanhood, and Georgie discovers his mother's guilty pleasure.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 2:00 pm GMT
    Training Wheels and an Unleashed Chicken
    Young Sheldon
    With college in sight, Sheldon is determined to ride his bike without training wheels and has Missy teach him. Meanwhile, Mary and George argue over parenting styles.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 2:30 pm GMT
    Bible Camp and a Chariot of Love
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon finds himself in a fierce competition with Paige after their mothers force them to attend Vacation Bible School. Meanwhile, Georgie makes a questionable purchase.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 3:00 pm GMT
    The One Where Emma Cries
    Friends
    Joey seeks forgiveness from Ross, while Rachel tries to quell Emma's incessant crying.
    TV-PG
  • 3:30 pm GMT
    The One with the Pediatrician
    Friends
    Emma's pediatrician drops her as a patient because of Rachel's constant calls.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 4:00 pm GMT
    The One with the Sharks
    Friends
    Monica fears Chandler has a sexual fetish involving sharks.
    TV-14 (DS)
  • 4:30 pm GMT
    The One with Phoebe's Birthday Dinner
    Friends
    Famished Phoebe waits for tardy friends to arrive at her birthday dinner.
    TV-PG
  • 5:00 pm GMT
    The One with the Male Nanny
    Friends
    Ross ridicules Rachel's choice of a male nanny.
    TV-PG
  • 5:30 pm GMT
    The One with Ross's Inappropriate Song
    Friends
    Chandler and Joey find a videotape while checking out Richard's apartment. Ross sings Emma an off-color lullaby.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 6:00 pm GMT
    The One with Rachel's Other Sister
    Friends
    Rachel has a bone to pick with her self-centered sister on Thanksgiving.
    TV-PG
  • 6:30 pm GMT
    The One with Rachel's Phone Number
    Friends
    Rachel impulsively gives her telephone number to a handsome guy but worries he will call when Ross is there.
    TV-PG (S)
  • 7:00 pm GMT
    The One with Christmas in Tulsa
    Friends
    Monica fears the worst when she learns Chandler will be spending Christmas in Tulsa working on a deadline with a beautiful co-worker.
    TV-PG (S)
  • 7:30 pm GMT
    The One Where Rachel Goes Back to Work
    Friends
    Rachel crosses swords with her temporary replacement at the shop. Phoebe wreaks havoc on the set of Joey's soap opera.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 8:00 pm GMT
    The One with Phoebe's Rats
    Friends
    Monica invites Rachel's workplace rival to her birthday party. Joey flirts with Emma's new nanny, and Phoebe and Mike take care of a litter of rats.
    TV-PG
  • 8:30 pm GMT
    The One Where Monica Sings
    Friends
    Monica exults in the applause she receives on karaoke night, unaware that the cheering audience can see through her blouse.
    TV-PG
  • 9:00 pm GMT
    The One with the Blind Dates
    Friends
    Joey and Phoebe conspire to send Rachel and Ross on disastrous blind dates.
    TV-14
  • 9:30 pm GMT
    The Champagne Reflection
    The Big Bang Theory
    It's a banner day for Sheldon as he bids a sad farewell to his Fun With Flags podcast. Meanwhile, Leonard, Howard and Raj probe a late professor's research in search of some hidden significance.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 10:00 pm GMT
    The Clean Room Infiltration
    The Big Bang Theory
    On Christmas Eve, Amy plans a traditional Victorian dinner, while Raj, Leonard and Howard scramble to remove a pigeon that flew into the clean room at the university.
    TV-PG
  • 10:30 pm GMT
    The Space Probe Disintegration
    The Big Bang Theory
    While Raj eagerly awaits data from a space probe in which he was involved, Howard keeps distracting him. Later, dress shopping with Penny and Amy doesn't exactly prove to be a good fit for Leonard and Sheldon.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 11:00 pm GMT
    The Anxiety Optimization
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon becomes concerned that his cushy lifestyle is impacting his professional progress and keeping him from achieving scientific renown, so he asks the gang to make life more difficult for him.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 11:30 pm GMT
    The Troll Manifestation
    The Big Bang Theory
    An online troll rips Leonard and Sheldon's published physics paper, so the guys rally to defend the two and expose the bully, while a girls night out leads to Penny, Amy and Bernadette dishing about embarrassing past events.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 12:00 am GMT
    The Comic Book Store Regeneration
    The Big Bang Theory
    Amid the excitement of Stuart reopening his comic-book store, Howard gets some unsettling news; and after teaching Sheldon how to "let it go," Penny doesn't practice what she preaches when she learns something maddening about Amy.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 12:30 am GMT
    The Intimacy Acceleration
    The Big Bang Theory
    An experiment designed to make participants fall in love piques Penny and Leonard's interest, so they decide to put it to the test. Meanwhile, Leonard, Amy, Raj and Emily have an encounter with a "zombie."
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 1:00 am GMT
    Shrek
    Shrek goes on a quest to rescue the feisty Princess Fiona with the help of the loveable Donkey and win back the deed to his swamp from scheming Lord Farquaad.
    TV-PG (DLV)
  • 3:00 am GMT
    Shrek the Halls
    It's Christmas Eve and everyone is filled with holiday cheer -- except for Shrek. He isn't exactly the picture of yuletide joy, but for the sake of Fiona and the kids, he tries to get into the spirit of things as only an ogre can.
    TV-PG
  • 3:30 am GMT
    Shrek 2
    Shrek and Fiona are invited to have dinner with her parents, the King and Queen of Far, Far Away. But when King Harold finds out the newlyweds are both ogres, he will go to great lengths to try and find a way to get Shrek away from Fiona.
    TV-PG (DV)
Saturday, Dec 13

  • 5:30 am GMT
    Shrek the Third
    When Shrek married Fiona, the last thing he wanted was to rule Far Far Away, but when his frogger-in-law, King Harold, suddenly croaks, Shrek is quickly fitted for the crown.
    TV-PG (DV)
  • 7:30 am GMT
    Shrek Forever After
    After Rumpelstiltskin tricks him into making a pact, Shrek finds himself in an alternate version of Far Far Away, in which he and Fiona never met.
    TV-PG (V)
  • 9:30 am GMT
    Harvey Guillen
    Impractical Jokers
    The Jokers pose as lawyers with ridiculous contracts and then they mean no disrespect yet say disrespectful things to shoppers. The losing Joker is coached by Harvey Guillen on his latest acting method.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 10:00 am GMT
    ALF
    Impractical Jokers
    The Jokers have an over-the-top reaction to a phone call and offer absurd event tickets to people on the street. The losing Joker is joined by alien ALF and his planet's cuisines.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 10:30 am GMT
    Joey Fatone
    Impractical Jokers
    The Jokers are bad receptionists and must do and say what the other guys tell them. Then, it's a Joker vs. Joker challenge with Joey Fatone, followed by Joey Fatone's epic punishment culminated by the Joker's previous punishments.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 11:00 am GMT
    Impractical Jokers: Outtakes and Chill
    Impractical Jokers
    Four longtime friends compete to embarrass each other with a series of hilarious dares. If they refuse, they lose. At the end, the big loser must endure an epic punishment.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 11:30 am GMT
    Servin' Up Laughs
    Impractical Jokers
    Four longtime friends compete to embarrass each other with a series of hilarious dares. If they refuse, they lose. At the end, the big loser must endure an epic punishment.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 12:00 pm GMT
    Check Yourself
    Impractical Jokers
    Watch out! The Jokers are back taking offense at baristas and reading unusual product reviews. Later, one Joker will be punished by provoking diners with one difficult task.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 12:30 pm GMT
    Tournament of Losers
    Impractical Jokers
    Uh oh! Kicking good people out and stealing from strangers is what's on the agenda for the Jokers this week, with one of them ruining the entire night of a whole sports bar in tonight's big punishment!
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 1:00 pm GMT
    Bowling for Dollars
    Impractical Jokers
    Today the Jokers are snagging tips and spinning the Wheel of Doom to determine who will be the losing Joker, who will be excusing his bad behavior with a very "generous" compensation.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 1:30 pm GMT
    Cell Block
    Impractical Jokers
    From bombing job interviews to trashing their Nona's sauce, the Jokers are not on their game this week, with one Loser being punished by confronting cellphone users in this nail-biting punishment!
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 2:00 pm GMT
    The One with the Mugging
    Friends
    Joey stumbles upon a way to impress a famous actor during an audition. Ross learns the identity of a long-ago mugger, and Chandler accepts an internship at a shoe company.
    TV-PG
  • 2:30 pm GMT
    The One with the Boob Job
    Friends
    Both Monica and Chandler secretly approach Joey for a loan. Phoebe invites Mike to move in with her, and Rachel baby-proofs the apartment.
    TV-PG
  • 3:00 pm GMT
    The One with the Memorial Service
    Friends
    Ross and Chandler trade barbed insults on their alma mater's Web site.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 3:30 pm GMT
    The One with the Lottery
    Friends
    The gang buys scads of lottery tickets for the multimillion-dollar jackpot.
    TV-PG
  • 4:00 pm GMT
    The One with Rachel's Dream
    Friends
    Rachel's visit to a soap opera set inspires her to dream about Joey. Chandler takes Ross on a weekend getaway after Monica cannot take time off from work.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 4:30 pm GMT
    Shrek
    Shrek goes on a quest to rescue the feisty Princess Fiona with the help of the loveable Donkey and win back the deed to his swamp from scheming Lord Farquaad.
    TV-PG (DLV)
  • 6:30 pm GMT
    Shrek 2
    Shrek and Fiona are invited to have dinner with her parents, the King and Queen of Far, Far Away. But when King Harold finds out the newlyweds are both ogres, he will go to great lengths to try and find a way to get Shrek away from Fiona.
    TV-PG (DV)
  • 8:30 pm GMT
    Shrek the Halls
    It's Christmas Eve and everyone is filled with holiday cheer -- except for Shrek. He isn't exactly the picture of yuletide joy, but for the sake of Fiona and the kids, he tries to get into the spirit of things as only an ogre can.
    TV-PG
  • 9:00 pm GMT
    Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas
    The Grinch is irritated at the thought of the nearby village having a happy time celebrating Christmas. So, disguised as Santa Claus -- with his dog Max made to look like a reindeer -- he raids the village to steal all the Christmas things.
    TV-G
  • 9:30 pm GMT
    The Colonization Application
    The Big Bang Theory
    There's trouble in paradise when Amy discovers Sheldon signed up for a one-way mission to colonize Mars, and the two get into a dogfight at a pet store. Meanwhile, Leonard makes a very "adult" purchase for Penny.
    TV-PG (DLS)
  • 10:00 pm GMT
    The Leftover Thermalization
    The Big Bang Theory
    An electrical short thaws the last meal that was cooked by Mrs. Wolowitz, and the gang ponders what to do with it, while Sheldon and Leonard's work is featured in a magazine, but only one receives credit.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 10:30 pm GMT
    The Skywalker Incursion
    The Big Bang Theory
    A speaking engagement at UC Berkeley puts Leonard and Sheldon in a galaxy not too far, far away from their idol George Lucas' Skywalker Ranch, and they considrer dropping by.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 11:00 pm GMT
    The Fortification Implementation
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Sheldon and Amy build a fort, they come to a crossroad in their relationship. Wolowitz is shocked when a man claiming to be his half-brother shows up. When Penny is invited to be on Wil's podcast, she and Leonard have an argument.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 11:30 pm GMT
    The Communication Deterioration
    The Big Bang Theory
    In the event of alien contact, NASA asks Raj to craft a message for the extraterrestrials, and the guys battle over how it should be handled. Meanwhile, Penny must decide between auditioning for a film role or keeping her job in pharmaceutical sales.
    TV-PG
  • 12:00 am GMT
    The Graduation Transmission
    The Big Bang Theory
    Wolowitz questions his abilities when he and Sheldon can't get a drone to fly. A canceled flight nearly prevents Leonard from giving the commencement address. Raj pits his parents against each other when his father cuts him off financially.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 12:30 am GMT
    The Maternal Combustion
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard and Sheldon's mothers come to town to celebrate their sons getting an award, but the opinionated women engage in an altercation over religion.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 1:00 am GMT
    Twister
    Storm-chasing scientists head into the heart of the most lethal tornadoes to track nature's fury in this action-packed blockbuster with Helen Hunt and Bill Paxton.
    TV-14 (LV)
  • 3:15 am GMT
    San Andreas
    Dwayne Johnson stars in this disaster thriller as a rescue pilot who sets out along with his estranged wife to locate and save their daughter (Alexandra Daddario) after the San Andreas Fault gives in, causing a magnitude 9.1 earthquake.
    TV-14 (LV)
Sunday, Dec 14

  • 5:30 am GMT
    The Day After Tomorrow
    A climatologist tries to locate his son after global warming leads to worldwide natural disasters.
    TV-14 (LV)
  • 8:00 am GMT
    San Andreas
    Dwayne Johnson stars in this disaster thriller as a rescue pilot who sets out along with his estranged wife to locate and save their daughter (Alexandra Daddario) after the San Andreas Fault gives in, causing a magnitude 9.1 earthquake.
    TV-14 (LV)
  • 10:30 am GMT
    The F Bomber
    Impractical Jokers
    It's a busy week for the Jokers as they fake their marriage and interview folks for an upcoming lifestyle article, but one Loser couldn't keep up and will be forced to curse out in tonight's punishment!
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 11:00 am GMT
    The Planetarium Prowler
    Impractical Jokers
    We're reporting crimes and disrupting mealtimes in this week's challenges, but in the end, one Joker has to shed light onto something (or someone) very important to complete his punishment!
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 11:30 am GMT
    Personal Be-Wrongings
    Impractical Jokers
    No sudden movements! The Jokers are hiding from their boss, then (trying) to get away with sending bizarre emails. But ultimately, one loser won't make it through, and is caught red handed messing with women's purses!
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 12:00 pm GMT
    Shake What Daddy Gave Ya
    Impractical Jokers
    The Jokers come in hot and correct "rude" behavior in this episode, but not before adding an unusual fee to customers' bills! Sadly, one of them couldn't wrap his mind around winning this week, so he'll have to wrap his legs around something else!
    TV-14 (L)
  • 12:30 pm GMT
    Thanks for Nothing
    Impractical Jokers
    We're scouting for the next child star while trying not to laugh as Dan Jost (a family friend) reads his "honest" movie reviews in a focus group. Sadly, one of them will be crowned this week's loser, and will be forced to bite the hand that feeds him!
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 1:00 pm GMT
    Matilda
    Danny DeVito directs this classic based on the eponymous novel by Roald Dahl that follows the story of Matilda, a young girl who uses her wits and telekinetic powers to deal with her cruel parents and her scary headmistress, Trunchbull.
    TV-PG (DLV)
  • 3:00 pm GMT
    Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas
    The Grinch is irritated at the thought of the nearby village having a happy time celebrating Christmas. So, disguised as Santa Claus -- with his dog Max made to look like a reindeer -- he raids the village to steal all the Christmas things.
    TV-G
  • 3:30 pm GMT
    A Christmas Story
    Ralphie Parker spends most of his time dodging a bully and dreaming of his ideal Christmas gift, a Red Ryder BB gun. Frequently at odds with his dad but comforted by his mom, Ralphie struggles to make it to Christmas Day with his glasses and hopes intact.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 5:30 pm GMT
    A Christmas Story Christmas
    From Warner Bros. Pictures and HBO Max comes the family comedy "A Christmas Story Christmas," the long-awaited follow-up to the annual holiday favorite, "A Christmas Story," starring Peter Billingsley.
    TV-PG (V)
  • 7:45 pm GMT
    Twister
    Storm-chasing scientists head into the heart of the most lethal tornadoes to track nature's fury in this action-packed blockbuster with Helen Hunt and Bill Paxton.
    TV-14 (LV)
  • 10:00 pm GMT
    The Commitment Determination
    The Big Bang Theory
    In the Season 8 finale, Leonard and Penny are pressured to set a wedding date by Sheldon, whose relationship with Amy has taken an interesting turn.
    TV-14 (D)
  • 10:30 pm GMT
    The Matrimonial Momentum
    The Big Bang Theory
    Season 9 premiere, Penny has a problem dealing with Leonard's confession about having kissed another woman, while Sheldon is confused about Amy calling a timeout on their relationship.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 11:00 pm GMT
    The Separation Oscillation
    The Big Bang Theory
    To ease Penny's mind, Leonard pays a visit to the woman he kissed during his expedition to the North Sea, while Sheldon's breakup with Amy leads him to retaliate by shooting a special episode of "Fun with Flags".
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 11:30 pm GMT
    The Bachelor Party Corrosion
    The Big Bang Theory
    The guys surprise Leonard with a belated bachelor-party weekend in Mexico, but their plans hit a bump in the road when they get a flat tire on the way. Meanwhile, the girls lean on Penny to tell her family that she and Leonard eloped.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 12:00 am GMT
    The 2003 Approximation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon reverts back to 2003 when he learns that Leonard and Penny are moving in together. Meanwhile Howard and Raj form a band to play at the comic book store.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 12:30 am GMT
    The Perspiration Implementation
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Barry Kripke gives the guys fencing lessons, he makes a point of letting Sheldon know he's interested in dating Amy. Stuart has trouble getting female customers at the Comic Book Store, so Penny, Amy and Bernadette stop by to help out.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 1:00 am GMT
    The Helium Insufficiency
    The Big Bang Theory
    A helium shortage leads Sheldon and Leonard to do business with a dealer in the black market in order to acquire some of the element for an experiment they need to complete.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 1:30 am GMT
    The Spock Resonance
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon's interview for a "Star Trek" documentary focusing on Spock turns up a shocking revelation about his breakup with Amy. Meanwhile, the Wolowitzes haggle over the remodeling of his family home.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 2:00 am GMT
    The Mystery Date Observation
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Leonard, Penny and Bernadette learn that Amy is going out on a dinner date, the trio set out to spy on her and the guy. Meanwhile, Sheldon recruits Raj and Howard to find a woman for him.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 2:30 am GMT
    The Platonic Permutation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Now just friends, Sheldon and Amy spend Thanksgiving at the aquarium, a reluctant Wolowitz volunteers at a soup kitchen with Bernadette, Raj and Emily, and Penny realizes that Leonard knows a bit more about her than he's let on.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 3:00 am GMT
    The Earworm Reverberation
    The Big Bang Theory
    God only knows what song is constantly playing in Sheldon's head, but it reminds him of Amy and leads to a surprising revelation. Meanwhile, she is back in the dating game.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 3:30 am GMT
    Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas
    The Grinch is irritated at the thought of the nearby village having a happy time celebrating Christmas. So, disguised as Santa Claus -- with his dog Max made to look like a reindeer -- he raids the village to steal all the Christmas things.
    TV-G
  • 4:00 am GMT
    A Christmas Story
    Ralphie Parker spends most of his time dodging a bully and dreaming of his ideal Christmas gift, a Red Ryder BB gun. Frequently at odds with his dad but comforted by his mom, Ralphie struggles to make it to Christmas Day with his glasses and hopes intact.
    TV-PG (L)
Monday, Dec 15

  • 6:00 am GMT
    A Christmas Story Christmas
    From Warner Bros. Pictures and HBO Max comes the family comedy "A Christmas Story Christmas," the long-awaited follow-up to the annual holiday favorite, "A Christmas Story," starring Peter Billingsley.
    TV-PG (V)
  • 8:15 am GMT
    A Christmas Carol (1999)
    Adaptation of Charles Dickens' story "A Christmas Carol." A crotchety, old misanthrope, Ebenezer Scrooge, experiences an epiphany on Christmas Eve when he revisits his wretched past .
    TV-G
  • 10:30 am GMT
    A Pain in Harassment
    Family Matters
    Steve takes a $1 million basketball shot. Harriette fights back and gets a promotion.
    TV-G
  • 11:00 am GMT
    Original Gangsta Dawg
    Family Matters
    Trouble comes to town when Urkel's cousin, Original Gangsta Dawg, pays a visit and clashes with both Carl and Laura.
    TV-G
  • 11:30 am GMT
    Deck the Malls
    Family Matters
    Myra gets Steve a job in the local mall working in the gift-wrapping department, while Carl and Laura portray Santa Claus and Santa's helper.
    TV-G
  • 12:00 pm GMT
    A Musty Crypt and a Stick to Pee On
    Young Sheldon
    While Mary and George take a trip, Georgie freaks out when his girlfriend thinks she's pregnant. Dale and Meemaw work out their relationship issues with Dungeons and Dragons.
    TV-14 (L)
  • 12:30 pm GMT
    Freshman Orientation and the Invention of the Zipper
    Young Sheldon
    While college orientation does not go as Sheldon planned, Mary is mistaken for a university student and invited to a party.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 1:00 pm GMT
    A Philosophy Class and Worms That Can Chase You
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon's first day of college is derailed by his new philosophy teacher. Also, Mary and Brenda live vicariously through Missy's first day of middle school.
    TV-PG
  • 1:30 pm GMT
    An Existential Crisis and a Bear That Makes Bubbles
    Young Sheldon
    Meemaw takes matters into her own hands when Sheldon's philosophy teacher, Professor Ericson, sends him into a tailspin.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 2:00 pm GMT
    Crappy Frozen Ice Cream and an Organ Grinder's Monkey
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon and his dad dine with President Hagemeyer and a university benefactor. Also, Dale and his ex-wife invite Meemaw to their son's wedding.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 2:30 pm GMT
    Cowboy Aerobics and 473 Grease-Free Bolts
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon campaigns to become Dr. Linkletter's lab assistant. Meanwhile, Georgie enlists the help of Mr. Lundy, the drama teacher, for a surprising business venture.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 3:00 pm GMT
    The One with the Soap Opera Party
    Friends
    Ross invites an attractive paleontologist to a rooftop Days of Our Lives party being thrown by Joey.
    TV-PG (S)
  • 3:30 pm GMT
    The One with the Fertility Test
    Friends
    Monica and Chandler run into an old acquaintance when they secretly go to a fertility clinic. Ross helps Joey woo the same professor he wants to date.
    TV-14 (D)
  • 4:00 pm GMT
    The One with the Donor
    Friends
    Monica and Chandler interview unsuspecting candidates, hoping to find the right man to father their baby.
    TV-PG
  • 4:30 pm GMT
    The One in Barbados, Part 1
    Friends
    The gang heads to Barbados for a paleontology convention where Ross is the keynote speaker. David prepares to propose to Phoebe, but ex-boyfriend Mike is not yet out of the picture.
    TV-PG (DS)
  • 5:00 pm GMT
    The One in Barbados Part 2
    Friends
    The gang heads to Barbados for a paleontology convention where Ross is the keynote speaker; David prepares to propose to Phoebe, but ex-boyfriend Mike is not yet out of the picture.
    TV-PG (DS)
  • 5:30 pm GMT
    The One After Joey and Rachel Kiss
    Friends
    In Barbados, Monica, Chandler and Phoebe eavesdrop on their friends' passionate encounters. Monica styles her hair to look like a blowfish, and Phoebe and Mike rekindle their romance.
    TV-PG (DS)
  • 6:00 pm GMT
    The One Where Ross Is Fine
    Friends
    Ross drinks too much alcohol at dinner with Rachel, Joey and Charlie. Frank Jr. cannot cope with his precocious triplets.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 6:30 pm GMT
    The One with Ross's Tan
    Friends
    Rachel and Joey nervously anticipate their first real date. Monica and Phoebe try to avoid an obnoxious friend with a fake British accent, and Ross emerges from a tanning booth with a two-toned appearance.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 7:00 pm GMT
    The One with the Cake
    Friends
    An X-rated cake is delivered to Emma's first birthday party.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 7:30 pm GMT
    The One Where Rachel's Sister Babysits
    Friends
    Rachel convinces her sister to baby-sit over Ross' protests, and Joey writes a letter to an adoption agency on Monica and Chandler's behalf.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 8:00 pm GMT
    The One with Ross's Grant
    Friends
    When Ross interviews with Charlie's ex-boyfriend for a prized grant, the doctor makes a shocking stipulation.
    TV-PG
  • 8:30 pm GMT
    The One with the Home Study
    Friends
    Monica and Chandler fuss over their apartment as they expect a visit from the adoption worker. Phoebe and Mike opt for a small wedding and donate the extra money to a children's charity.
    TV-PG
  • 9:00 pm GMT
    The One with the Late Thanksgiving
    Friends
    Monica prepares a Thanksgiving feast for the gang, then becomes enraged when everyone shows up late. Phoebe convinces Rachel to enter Emma in a baby beauty contest.
    TV-PG
  • 9:30 pm GMT
    The Opening Night Excitation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Professor Proton visits Sheldon in a dream and gives him Obi-Wan Kenobi-like advice about whether to go see the new "Star Wars" film or spend the time with newly reunited girlfriend Amy on her birthday.
    TV-PG (DLS)
  • 10:00 pm GMT
    The Sales Call Sublimation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Penny entices Leonard to meet with a psychiatrist and the results are surprising, Stuart moves out of the Wolowitz house, and Howard and Bernadette find themselves at a loss.
    TV-PG (DS)
  • 10:30 pm GMT
    The Empathy Optimization
    The Big Bang Theory
    Dealing with an under-the-weather Sheldon is so draining for Penny, Leonard, and the gang, that they decide to treat themselves to a Sheldon-less weekend.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 11:00 pm GMT
    The Meemaw Materialization
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon's grandmother, aka Meemaw, visits and there's friction between her and Amy, which intensifies after the elderly woman blurts out a secret about Sheldon.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 11:30 pm GMT
    The Valentino Submergence
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Amy celebrate Valentine's Day with an episode of Fun With Flags, Leonard and Penny feel the pangs of aging, and Howard and Bernadette are surprised by what they find in their hot tub.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 12:00 am GMT
    The Positive Negative Reaction
    The Big Bang Theory
    The gang learns Bernadette is pregnant and celebrates by singing karaoke. Meanwhile, Wolowitz freaks out over the pregnancy announcement and becomes convinced he must make more money to provide for the baby.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 12:30 am GMT
    The Celebration Experimentation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and the gang celebrate his birthday and he's surprised by a special guest.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 1:00 am GMT
    The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon irks the gangs with his obsession with proper Christmas gift protocol. Leonard's crushed when Penny dates a colleague of his.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 1:30 am GMT
    The Maternal Congruence
    The Big Bang Theory
    A Christmas visit from his mother has Leonard discovering she's kept a lot of news from him that she shares with Sheldon and worrying if she'll approve of his romance with Penny.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 2:00 am GMT
    The Santa Simulation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon unwillingly revisits some Christmas memories during a lively game of Dungeons and Dragons, while Raj joins the girls for ladies night out.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 2:30 am GMT
    The Cooper Extraction
    The Big Bang Theory
    With Sheldon in Texas, the gang gathers to decorate for Christmas, and they each contemplate if they would have had a wonderful life had they never met him.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 3:00 am GMT
    The Clean Room Infiltration
    The Big Bang Theory
    On Christmas Eve, Amy plans a traditional Victorian dinner, while Raj, Leonard and Howard scramble to remove a pigeon that flew into the clean room at the university.
    TV-PG
  • 3:30 am GMT
    The Holiday Summation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Amy visit Leonard and Penny for the first time since the holidays and share details about their terrible trip to Texas.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 4:00 am GMT
    The Celebration Experimentation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and the gang celebrate his birthday and he's surprised by a special guest.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 4:30 am GMT
    The Application Deterioration
    The Big Bang Theory
    Howard reconsiders entering into a legal partnership with Leonard and Sheldon regarding the patent for the infinite persistence gyroscope. Also, the women offer Raj dating advice after Emily reaches out to him following their breakup.
    TV-PG (DLS)
Tuesday, Dec 16

  • 5:00 am GMT
    Stompe Le Monde
    American Dad
    Stan buys the rights a Broadway show after inheriting money from a dead uncle.
    TV-14 (DLSV)
  • 5:30 am GMT
    Mom Sauce
    American Dad
    Steve's life is turned upside down when Snot gets rich after his mom starts selling a new dipping sauce. Klaus, Stan, Roger and Jeff become mall fashion show models.
    TV-14 (DLSV)
  • 6:00 am GMT
    Hamerican Dad!
    American Dad
    Stan, reluctantly invites Roger into his ham club. Francine decides to scare Greg.
    TV-14 (DLSV)
  • 6:30 am GMT
    Demolition Daddy
    American Dad
    Thanks to Roger, Snot discovers his dead father was a demolition derby driver. Hayley takes Steve on a road trip, so he can learn to drive.
    TV-14 (DLSV)
  • 7:00 am GMT
    Pride Before the Fail
    American Dad
    Roger tries to force Hayley into graduating from community college so he can move into her room. Klaus repairs Francine's car.
    TV-14 (DLSV)
  • 7:30 am GMT
    Enter Stanman
    American Dad
    Roger helps Stan enter Francine's dreams after he becomes insecure about their contents.
    TV-14 (DLSV)
  • 8:00 am GMT
    No Weddings and a Funeral
    American Dad
    Klaus leaves the family after one too many harassments. 15 years later, they reconnect for his funeral.
    TV-14 (DLSV)
  • 8:30 am GMT
    Eight Fires
    American Dad
    Roger helps Francine with her terrible cooking by bringing her to a remote Patagonian island. Stan gets a nail in his head and can't speak.
    TV-14 (DLSV)
  • 9:00 am GMT
    The Hand that Rocks the Rogu
    American Dad
    Steve babysits Roger's ex-tumor, Rogu, to prove to Francine that he's ready for the responsibility. Stan and Francine get into trouble in their respective clubs.
    TV-14 (DLSV)
  • 9:30 am GMT
    Downtown
    American Dad
    Hayley drives Steve to a testing center in "no good" downtown but they end up stranded in a worse suburban neighborhood. Stan, Francine, and Roger mistakenly go downtown to rescue them.
    TV-14 (DLV)
  • 10:00 am GMT
    Grill of My Dreams
    Family Matters
    Steve convinces Mr. Tanaka, the owner of a Japanese restaurant, to teach him how to cook Japanese food.
    TV-G
  • 10:30 am GMT
    Breaking Up Is Hard to Do
    Family Matters
    Steve and Myra break up. Eddie leaves college to become a cop.
    TV-G
  • 11:00 am GMT
    Crazy for You
    Family Matters
    Spurned by Steve, Myra devises an elaborate scheme to sabotage the relationship between Steve and Laura. But her plan fails, and Laura ends up kissing Steve.
    TV-G
  • 11:30 am GMT
    Crazier for You
    Family Matters
    When Steve and Laura finally go on their first official date together, Myra interrupts it- dressed exactly like Laura.
    TV-G
  • 12:00 pm GMT
    A Pager, a Club and a Cranky Bag of Wrinkles
    Young Sheldon
    Dr. Linkletter pushes Sheldon to make friends with his fellow students, and Georgie gets a pager.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 12:30 pm GMT
    A Box of Treasure and the Meemaw of Science
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon, Dr. Linkletter and Meemaw team up on a science experiment. Also, Mary is jealous that Pastor Jeff and Brenda are spending so much time together.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 1:00 pm GMT
    The Geezer Bus and a New Model For Education
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon refuses to ride in a car after getting into an accident with Meemaw. Meanwhile, Meemaw is forced to take the church shuttle while her car is in the shop.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 1:30 pm GMT
    Mitch's Son and the Unconditional Approval of a Government Agency
    Young Sheldon
    When the IRS accuses Sheldon of making a mistake, he stops at nothing to prove them wrong. Then, when Dale is forced to get a colonoscopy, he tries to convince Meemaw to join him.
    TV-14 (L)
  • 2:00 pm GMT
    A Virus, Heartbreak and a World of Possibilities
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon faces extreme consequences after installing a pirated computer game. Meanwhile, Mary and Meemaw take Brenda out for Girls Night, while George watches Billy.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 2:30 pm GMT
    A Second Prodigy and the Hottest Tips for Pouty Lips
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon finds himself at odds with Paige once again when she considers enrolling at East Texas Tech. Meanwhile, Mary seeks the advice of June when looking for a change.
    TV-PG
  • 3:00 pm GMT
    The One with the Birth Mother
    Friends
    A prospective birth mother labors under a misconception about Monica and Chandler's respective occupations.
    TV-PG
  • 3:30 pm GMT
    The One Where Chandler Gets Caught
    Friends
    Rachel and Phoebe spot Chandler getting into a vehicle with a mysterious blond woman.
    TV-PG
  • 4:00 pm GMT
    The One Where the Stripper Cries
    Friends
    Joey appears as a celebrity contestant on $100,000 Pyramid. Monica and Rachel hire an ungainly stripper for Phoebe's bachelorette party.
    TV-14 (D)
  • 4:30 pm GMT
    The One with Phoebe's Wedding
    Friends
    A blizzard causes Phoebe and Mike's wedding to spiral out of control. Uptight Monica steps in as her friend's wedding planner, then drives everyone crazy.
    TV-PG
  • 5:00 pm GMT
    The One Where Joey Speaks French
    Friends
    Monica and Chandler show Erica the sights but also learn their baby's biological father might be an unsavory character. Joey begs Phoebe to teach him how to speak French before an audition.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 5:30 pm GMT
    The One with Princess Consuela
    Friends
    Rachel goes to a job interview at a restaurant and winds up sitting next to her current boss. Joey feels abandoned because Monica and Chandler are leaving.
    TV-PG
  • 6:00 pm GMT
    The One Where Estelle Dies
    Friends
    Ross tries to win back Rachel's job with her former fashion employer. Phoebe tries to keep Joey from learning about his agent's death, and Monica and Chandler make a horrifying discovery.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 6:30 pm GMT
    The One with Rachel's Going Away Party
    Friends
    One of the guys becomes offended when Rachel does not give him the same goodbye she gives the others.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 7:00 pm GMT
    The Last One: Part 1
    Friends
    The six friends say goodbye and embark on the next chapters of their lives.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 7:30 pm GMT
    The Last One: Part 2
    Friends
    The six friends say goodbye and embark on the next chapters of their lives.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 8:00 pm GMT
    The One Where Monica Gets a Roommate
    Friends
    After Rachel leaves her fiance at the altar, she moves in with Monica and finds that independence is not so easy, particularly without Daddy's credit cards.
    TV-PG
  • 8:30 pm GMT
    The One with the Sonogram
    Friends
    Ross is stunned to learn his ex-wife is pregnant with their child. Monica's dinner for her overly critical parents is a disaster.
    TV-PG
  • 9:00 pm GMT
    The One with the Thumb
    Friends
    The group loves Monica's new boyfriend. Chandler resumes smoking, and Phoebe receives a large sum of money unexpectedly.
    TV-PG
  • 9:30 pm GMT
    The Solder Excursion Diversion
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon shocks Amy with a startling revelation after she buys him a new laptop. Meanwhile, Raj throws Leonard and Howard under the bus after they lie to their wives and sneak off to an early screening of a movie.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 10:00 pm GMT
    The Big Bear Precipitation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon shares a secret about Leonard when the two go on a weekend trip with Penny and Amy; Raj goes all out with pregnancy gifts.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 10:30 pm GMT
    The Viewing Party Combustion
    The Big Bang Theory
    During a group get-together, a minor argument between Sheldon and Leonard turns into a heated debate, leaving the rest of the gang to choose sides.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 11:00 pm GMT
    The Fermentation Bifurcation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon stays behind to spend quality time with the pregnant Bernadette when the rest of the gang toddles off to a wine-tasting event where they run into Penny's former boyfriend, and Raj introduces his new girlfriend.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 11:30 pm GMT
    The Line Substitution Solution
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Sheldon decides he'd rather go to a movie screening than hang out with Amy, he hires Stuart to spend the day with her. Meanwhile Leonard's mother visits, and Penny just can't seem to connect with her.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 12:00 am GMT
    The Convergence Convergence
    The Big Bang Theory
    In the Season 9 finale, Leonard's recently divorced parents roll into town, as does Sheldon's holy-roller mother, and all hell breaks loose.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 12:30 am GMT
    The Conjugal Conjecture
    The Big Bang Theory
    In the Season 10 premiere, the gang deals with the awkward aftermath of an overnight liaison between Sheldon's mother and Leonard's father. Meanwhile, Penny's dysfunctional family is in town for the wedding.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 1:00 am GMT
    The Military Miniaturization
    The Big Bang Theory
    The guys heads are in a spin when an Air Force bigwig approaches them about their revolutionary gyroscope invention, and Bernadette is upset with Penny after she accidentally leaks a secret to the mom-to-be's coworkers about her being pregnant.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 1:30 am GMT
    The Dependence Transcendence
    The Big Bang Theory
    Howard and Leonard are putting in late nights at work and Sheldon is having trouble keeping up, Raj and a pregnant Bernadette spend a day together, and Penny and Amy take in a faculty party.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 2:00 am GMT
    The Cohabitation Experimentation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Amy decide to move in together when her apartment floods. Meanwhile, Howard and Bernadette become upset when Raj learns the gender of their baby before they do.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 2:30 am GMT
    The Hot Tub Contamination
    The Big Bang Theory
    Amy and Sheldon's live-in relationship may be in the toilet after he accuses her of not following the bathroom schedule. Meanwhile, Howard and Bernadette's secret staycation is interrupted by interfering interlopers who are sneaking into their hot tub.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 3:00 am GMT
    The Fetal Kick Catalyst
    The Big Bang Theory
    Feeling his fetal offspring kick sends Howard on a baby-items buying binge with Raj, Sheldon and Amy host a brunch in their new digs, and Penny, by virtue of her virtuoso performance in "Serial Apist," is invited to a sci-fi convention.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 3:30 am GMT
    The Brain Bowl Incubation
    The Big Bang Theory
    A successful gene experiment leaves Sheldon excited to procreate with Amy, and he pulls out all stops to get her on board. Meanwhile, Raj is reluctant to reveal what the new woman in his life does for a living.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 4:00 am GMT
    The Geology Elevation
    The Big Bang Theory
    A geologist coworker's MacArthur Genius fellowship award leaves Sheldon stone cold jealous. Meanwhile, Howard stumbles upon a remote-control Stephen Hawking action figure that he invented. Hawking appears as himself.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 4:30 am GMT
    The Property Division Collision
    The Big Bang Theory
    A great divide develops between Sheldon and Leonard when it comes time to divvy up their shared belongings. Meanwhile, with Bernadette heading into her pregnancy homestretch, Raj and Stuart battle to be the one providing her the most help.
    TV-PG (DL)
Wednesday, Dec 17

  • 5:00 am GMT
    Phil's Sexy, Sexy House
    Modern Family
    Everyone is at Jay and Gloria's for Thanksgiving leftovers, and after a conversation about the house that Phil is helping to sell, everyone gets the same idea to sneak in. Unbeknownst to one another, they all choose the same day to go.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 5:30 am GMT
    Clean Out Your Junk Drawer
    Modern Family
    Gloria wins a bid at the school auction for a family seminar with famed doctor and author Debra Radcliffe, whose self-help book "Clean Out Your Junk Drawer" encourages people to get out all their emotional junk to become better partners and spouses.
    TV-PG (DLS)
  • 6:00 am GMT
    White Christmas
    Modern Family
    In hopes of the perfect white Christmas she never had in Columbia, Gloria rents a cabin in the mountains for the whole family, including Andy, to celebrate the Christmas holiday. Unfortunately, when they get there, it's anything but.
    TV-PG (DLS)
  • 6:30 am GMT
    Playdates
    Modern Family
    Claire and Phil have dinner plans with a couple who never pick up the bill. Gloria organizes a playdate with a couple who have a son that's Joe's age, and Haley, Alex and Luke are surprised when Uncle Mitchell comes over to cash in a birthday coupon.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 7:00 am GMT
    Spread Your Wings
    Modern Family
    Sick of having ducks around the house, Claire and the kids seize an opportunity to help the ducks leave the nest while Phil is away. Meanwhile, Jay helps Mitch with Lily's sleepover, and Gloria and Cam are off on a hot pepper heist orchestrated by Manny.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 7:30 am GMT
    Clean for a Day
    Modern Family
    Before Claire takes over Jay's closet business, she decides she must get the house in order; unfortunately, Phil and Luke can't bear to part with anything, and Alex digs up old feelings when she finds Sanjay's sweatshirt.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 8:00 am GMT
    Thunk in the Trunk
    Modern Family
    Now that Claire has been running the closet business for a while, she and Phil have fallen into a new rhythm, with Claire assuming the role of the breadwinner and Phil as the invisible housewife, but Phil will not stand being under-appreciated for long.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 8:30 am GMT
    The Storm
    Modern Family
    A thunderstorm brings widespread power outages, and the family goes to Jay and Gloria's to use their generator, but Jay is desperately trying to make it to a reunion with old Navy buddies. Meanwhile, Phil tries to be a hero but only causes more headaches.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 9:00 am GMT
    I Don't Know How She Does It
    Modern Family
    Claire has turned into super mom, running Jay's closet business and while still having time for all her duties at home. The kids are happy, but Phil couldn't be more frustrated. Unbeknownst to him, Claire has a secret weapon called a personal assistant.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 9:30 am GMT
    The Cover-Up
    Modern Family
    Phil has a new client who happens to be "his type," and knowing that might get him in trouble with Claire, he tells some seemingly innocent lies, which then spiral out of control. Meanwhile, Gloria suspects her yoga instructor has the hots for her.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 10:00 am GMT
    Express Yourself
    Modern Family
    Phil has the crazy idea of going on a spontaneous trip to Paris with Claire. Meanwhile, Jay has taken over their bathroom remodel, and Cameron's sister Pam is staying at the house after her husband has left her, but she is driving Mitchell crazy.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 10:30 am GMT
    The Party
    Modern Family
    Manny and Luke are in charge of babysitting Lily so that the adults can enjoy a day to themselves. Claire and Gloria have a lovely trip to the spa planned; Phil and Mitch nerd out at the movies; and Jay and Cam go to a sports bar to watch the big fight.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 11:00 am GMT
    Man Shouldn't Lie
    Modern Family
    Claire brings home a stray dog and gets the kids to help her hide it from Phil while she tries to find its owner. Unfortunately, her evasive behavior only makes Phil try even harder to shower her with more attention.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 11:30 am GMT
    Promposal
    Modern Family
    With Closet-Con right around the corner, Claire is on high alert. Meanwhile, Phil and Gloria confront Auntie Alice for stealing her hot sauce recipe, Jay tries to teach Joe how to do some manly handy work, and Mitch helps Luke with his "promposal."
    TV-PG (D)
  • 12:00 pm GMT
    A Black Hole
    Young Sheldon
    The Coopers discuss the possibilities of black holes and alternate universes when Dr. Sturgis comes over for dinner.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 12:30 pm GMT
    The Wild and Woolly World of Nonlinear Dynamics
    Young Sheldon
    In the fourth season finale, Missy's first heartbreak triggers a series of events that lead the Cooper family to the brink.
    TV-PG
  • 1:00 pm GMT
    One Bad Night and a Chaos of Selfish Desires
    Young Sheldon
    In the fifth season premiere episode, Sheldon and Missy both run away from home, while Mary gets some upsetting news about her husband, George.
    TV-PG
  • 1:30 pm GMT
    Snoopin' Around and the Wonder Twins of Atheism
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon encourages Missy to question the Bible. Also, Meemaw is determined to catch George Sr. in a lie, and Mary helps Pastor Jeff search for a youth pastor.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 2:00 pm GMT
    Potential Energy and Hooch on a Park Bench
    Young Sheldon
    While Sheldon tries to convince Dr. Sturgis to return to the university, Georgie upsets the family when he makes a life-changing decision.
    TV-PG
  • 2:30 pm GMT
    Pish Posh and a Secret Back Room
    Young Sheldon
    While Meemaw opens a secret gambling room, Sheldon, Missy and Georgie adapt to new living arrangements.
    TV-PG
  • 3:00 pm GMT
    The One with George Stephanopoulos
    Friends
    While the men attend a hockey game and end up at a hospital, the women spy on President Clinton's top aide, George Stephanopoulos, who lives across the street. Rachel receives her first paycheck.
    TV-PG
  • 3:30 pm GMT
    The One with the East German Laundry Detergent
    Friends
    While Phoebe and Chandler end their respective romantic relationships, Rachel and Ross do laundry together on their first date.
    TV-PG
  • 4:00 pm GMT
    The One with the Butt
    Friends
    Joey gets a film role as a stand-in for Al Pacino's butt. Ross tries to be less conservative. Chandler has an affair with a married woman.
    TV-14 (S)
  • 4:30 pm GMT
    The One with the Blackout
    Friends
    A citywide power outage leaves Chandler stranded in the vestibule for an automatic banking machine with gorgeous model Jill Connick. Ross tries to ask Rachel out on a date. Joey learns Monica used to be infatuated with him.
    TV-PG
  • 5:00 pm GMT
    The One Where Nana Dies Twice
    Friends
    When Ross and Monica's grandmother dies, the whole gang attends the funeral service. Chandler questions his sexual persona when a co-worker wants to arrange a date for him with another guy.
    TV-14
  • 5:30 pm GMT
    The One Where Underdog Gets Away
    Friends
    Monica intends to host a cozy Thanksgiving feast in her apartment with her friends but her plans go awry, and the feast becomes a fiasco.
    TV-PG
  • 6:00 pm GMT
    The One with the Monkey
    Friends
    The friends promise to celebrate New Year's Eve without dates but soon all their plans change. Ross gets a pet monkey.
    TV-PG
  • 6:30 pm GMT
    The One with Mrs. Bing
    Friends
    Chandler's flamboyant mother comes to New York for a visit. Phoebe and Monica cause a traffic accident.
    TV-PG
  • 7:00 pm GMT
    The One with the Dozen Lasagnas
    Friends
    Rachel's Italian boyfriend tries to seduce Phoebe. Rachel accidentally reveals a secret to Ross. Monica's aunt refuses to take the lasagnas she ordered from Monica.
    TV-PG
  • 7:30 pm GMT
    The One with the Boobies
    Friends
    Chandler sees Rachel nude. Joey learns his father is having an affair.
    TV-PG
  • 8:00 pm GMT
    The One with the Candy Hearts
    Friends
    On Valentine's Day, Ross meets his ex-wife while on his first date in nine years. The girls rebel by burning mementos of past relationships.
    TV-PG
  • 8:30 pm GMT
    The One with the Stoned Guy
    Friends
    A restaurant owner interviews Monica for a chef's position. Ross asks Joey how to talk dirty to women.
    TV-14
  • 9:00 pm GMT
    The One with Two Parts: Part 1
    Friends
    Phoebe's twin sister causes confusion and conflict. Ross attends childbirth classes with his ex-wife and her girlfriend.
    TV-PG
  • 9:30 pm GMT
    The Veracity Elasticity
    The Big Bang Theory
    In order to remain Sheldon's roomie, Amy fibs about repairs being made to her apartment. Later, they present a episode of "Fun with Flags" in Penny's apartment.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 10:00 pm GMT
    The Birthday Synchronicity
    The Big Bang Theory
    The Wolowitz baby arrives, while Sheldon and Amy celebrate Amy's birthday.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 10:30 pm GMT
    The Holiday Summation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Amy visit Leonard and Penny for the first time since the holidays and share details about their terrible trip to Texas.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 11:00 pm GMT
    The Romance Recalibration
    The Big Bang Theory
    After a marital disagreement, Penny takes off for a spa weekend with Amy, and Sheldon steps in to play peacemaker for the squabbling newlyweds. Meanwhile, Howard and Raj do battle with a noisy floor in the baby's room.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 11:30 pm GMT
    The Emotion Detection Automation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon decides to test an MIT invention that can help read people's emotions. Meanwhile, Leonard has trouble hiding his emotions when Penny announces her brother is going to visit, and Raj gathers former girlfriends to ask for their dating advice.
    TV-PG
  • 12:00 am GMT
    The Locomotion Reverberation
    The Big Bang Theory
    With Sheldon hindering progress on the guidance-system project, Leonard and Howard figure the only way they can get back on track is to engineer a distraction by getting him tickets to a historic railroad.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 12:30 am GMT
    The Allowance Evaporation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Amy is incensed when she discovers Sheldon has shared intimate relationship information with people at the University, and Raj is knocked for a loop when his father stops sending financial support.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 1:00 am GMT
    Dynamite 12/17/2025
    All Elite Wrestling: Dynamite
    TV-14 (DLV)
  • 3:00 am GMT
    Collision 12/17/2025
    All Elite Wrestling: Collision
    All Elite Wrestling brings fans another weekly show of epic rivalries, unforgettable matches and headliners including MJF, Orange Cassidy, Miro, FTR, House of Black, Andrade El Idolo, Thunder Rosa, Samoa Joe and Powerhouse Hobbs.
    TV-14 (DLV)
  • 4:00 am GMT
    Countdown to World's End 2025
    All Elite Wrestling: Collision
    TV-14 (DLV)
  • 4:30 am GMT
    One for the Books
    Impractical Jokers
    This week, the Jokers are raising hell at Raising Cane's, and following that, asking for help to carry some furniture. At the end, one of them will be strapped to a speeding race car for his punishment … or is it?
    TV-14 (DL)
Thursday, Dec 18

  • 5:00 am GMT
    Trolling for Friends
    Impractical Jokers
    The Jokers are breaking and entering a home for a commercial where they showcase their wackiest and most over the top performances. To top it off, one loser will be troll-ing his way through the Liberty Science Center's Touch Tunnel!
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 5:30 am GMT
    Crazy Train
    Modern Family
    Dede is getting remarried and Manny convinces the family to take the train up to the wedding. Jay could not be more ecstatic that Dede has moved on for good, but his overenthusiasm might come back and bite him later.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 6:00 am GMT
    Double-Click
    Modern Family
    Claire can't seem to find the right time to fire an employee, Phil thinks he caught Luke with a girl in his bed, and no one's noticed that Alex has moved back home. Also, Jay can't accept that it might be harder to reenter the workforce than he thought.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 6:30 am GMT
    A Tale of Three Cities
    Modern Family
    After trips take the Dunphys to New York; Mitch, Cam and Lily to the Midwest; and Jay, Gloria, Manny and Joe to Juarez, Mexico; the Pritchett-Dunphy-Tucker clan reunites, with all of the families converging at home for Father's Day.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 7:00 am GMT
    A Stereotypical Day
    Modern Family
    Jay wants to make a good impression on a new family across the street, while Manny decides that the best way to a girl's heart is through his actions. Meanwhile, at the Pritchett house, the family is using Alex's recent bout of mono to their advantage.
    TV-14
  • 7:30 am GMT
    Blindsided
    Modern Family
    The Dunphys and Pritchetts go head-to-head when Luke decides his best chance at getting into college is running for class president against Manny. The election is even more important to Jay, Gloria and Claire, who prove to be dubious campaign managers.
    TV-14
  • 8:00 am GMT
    Weathering Heights
    Modern Family
    Phil can't cover up his excitement when he's invited to appear in a real-estate news segment. The day gets even better after meeting his "weatherman" hero, Rainer Shine. Phil made one little mistake; he introduced him to Hayley.
    TV-14
  • 8:30 am GMT
    Halloween 4: The Revenge of Rod Skyhook
    Modern Family
    Luke's Halloween party isn't the monster bash he dreamed of, and now he's at risk of having the worst party of the year. Sensing trouble, the Dunphys realize all his party needs is a visit from Rod Skyhook, a little promotion, and some adult supervision.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 9:00 am GMT
    Grab It!
    Modern Family
    Jay's favorite place in the world may be losing some of its charm when Phil considers becoming a member. At the Dunphy house, Claire mistakes her influence on Alex's life choices, and Hayley cares too much about what Alex thinks about hers.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 9:30 am GMT
    Thanksgiving Jamboree
    Modern Family
    It's a Thanksgiving jamboree at the Pritchett-Tucker home this year, and Cameron has spared no expense. While Phil tries to get used to Rainer Shine dating his daughter, Hayley has to tell him that she'd rather spend the holiday with her new boyfriend.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 10:00 am GMT
    The Alliance
    Modern Family
    Hayley's day with Rainer Shine's daughter doesn't go as expected. Meanwhile, Luke finds himself in a compromising position with a widow, and Gloria, Phil and Cam form a secret alliance to ensure their respective "mistakes" are hidden from their spouses.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 10:30 am GMT
    Snow Ball
    Modern Family
    When Manny and Luke put on the school's lavish winter dance and end up over their heads due to a texting error, it is up to them to fix it before the end of the night. Meanwhile, Gloria, Claire, Mitchell and Cam all volunteer at the dance.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 11:00 am GMT
    Ringmaster Keifth
    Modern Family
    Trying to recover from his Thanksgiving debacle, Cam decides to treat the family to a New Year's Day feast. After realizing that Cam's recent attempt is also a complete fail, Mitch uses a "concierge gift card" that he received as a Christmas gift.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 11:30 am GMT
    Sarge & Pea
    Modern Family
    Cam is incensed that a rude parent robbed him of a precious Lily moment during her dance recital. He thinks he recognizes the culprit and gives her a piece of his mind. Meanwhile, Jay, Claire and Mitch attend a wedding and unexpectedly run into Dede.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 12:00 pm GMT
    Stuffed Animals and a Sweet Southern Syzygy
    Young Sheldon
    While Mary's away, George finds himself giving advice on Missy's love life. And Georgie has a solution for Meemaw's business woes.
    TV-14
  • 12:30 pm GMT
    Money Laundering and a Cascade of Hormones
    Young Sheldon
    Missy asks some uncomfortable questions about sex in church.
    TV-14 (L)
  • 1:00 pm GMT
    An Introduction to Engineering and a Glob of Hair Gel
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon takes his first engineering class with Professor Boucher. Also, Meemaw and Dale help take care of his ex-wife, June.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 1:30 pm GMT
    The Grand Chancellor and a Den of Sin
    Young Sheldon
    While Sheldon battles the mysterious Grand Chancellor of the university over science requirements, Mary discovers that Georgie is working at Meemaw's illegal gambling room.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 2:00 pm GMT
    The Yips and an Oddly Hypnotic Bohemian
    Young Sheldon
    While George Sr. plays handyman at Brenda Sparks' house, Sheldon gets the science yips and has to learn how not to think.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 2:30 pm GMT
    An Expensive Glitch and a Goof-Off Room
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon gets a dorm room all to himself, which soon becomes the campus hotspot. Meanwhile, Meemaw gets an unwanted business partner.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 3:00 pm GMT
    The One with Two Parts: Part 2
    Friends
    Rachel and Monica squabble over two handsome doctors. Ross ponders his impending fatherhood with his own father.
    TV-PG
  • 3:30 pm GMT
    The One with All the Poker
    Friends
    The women lose money in a poker game with the men. After getting advice from a champion card player, they demand a rematch.
    TV-PG
  • 4:00 pm GMT
    The One Where the Monkey Gets Away
    Friends
    Rachel accidentally lets Ross' pet monkey escape, and the friends form a search party. Rachel learns that her former best friend is engaged to marry Rachel's former fianc?.
    TV-PG
  • 4:30 pm GMT
    The One with the Evil Orthodontist
    Friends
    Rachel reunites with her duplicitous ex-fiance. Chandler agonizes about a woman who doesn't call him after the first date.
    TV-14 (S)
  • 5:00 pm GMT
    The One with the Fake Monica
    Friends
    Monica meets a woman who helps her live out her fantasies. Ross' pet monkey becomes sexually mature and makes everyone crazy.
    TV-PG
  • 5:30 pm GMT
    The One with the Ick Factor
    Friends
    Monica finds out more than she wants to know about her latest love. Chandler's friends at work treat him differently since his promotion. Ross' ex-wife begins giving birth.
    TV-PG
  • 6:00 pm GMT
    The One with the Birth
    Friends
    When Carol gives birth, Ross and Susan almost miss the event. Joey befriends an unmarried pregnant woman.
    TV-PG
  • 6:30 pm GMT
    The One Where Rachel Finds Out
    Friends
    Rachel finds out about Ross' secret love for her but another surprise awaits her.
    TV-PG
  • 7:00 pm GMT
    The One with Ross's New Girlfriend
    Friends
    Rachel gets an unpleasant surprise when Ross returns home. Phoebe has varied success cutting the friends' hair.
    TV-14
  • 7:30 pm GMT
    The One with the Breast Milk
    Friends
    Phoebe unwittingly disgusts everybody. Joey competes with a fellow salesman.
    TV-PG
  • 8:00 pm GMT
    The One Where Heckles Dies
    Friends
    The downstairs neighbor dies and bequeaths his strange possessions to Monica and Rachel.
    TV-PG
  • 8:30 pm GMT
    The One with Phoebe's Husband
    Friends
    Everyone is surprised when Phoebe's husband shows up.
    TV-PG
  • 9:00 pm GMT
    The One with Five Steaks and an Eggplant
    Friends
    The friends want to give Ross a birthday party but disagree about money. Monica gets promoted and learns a tough lesson.
    TV-PG
  • 9:30 pm GMT
    The Comic-Con Conundrum
    The Big Bang Theory
    Without financial backing from his father, Raj finds himself in a cash crunch and turns to Sheldon to help him get his head above water. Meanwhile, Penny considers crashing the guys' annual Comic-Con getaway.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 10:00 pm GMT
    The Escape Hatch Identification
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard and Penny offer Sheldon's old room to Raj after he moves out of his apartment.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 10:30 pm GMT
    The Collaboration Fluctuation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Raj moves in with Leonard and Penny and a period of adjustment begins for the three, while usually self-centered Sheldon shows surprising interest in Amy's work.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 11:00 pm GMT
    The Recollection Dissipation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon is working overtime and pushing himself when he collaborates on projects with Leonard and Howard, and another one with Amy, all on the same day. Bernadette's maternity leave is running out and she must face going back to work.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 11:30 pm GMT
    The Separation Agitation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leaving baby Halley in day care proves to be tough for Bernadette after she starts back to work, and geologist Bert digs up a girlfriend, but some of his colleagues think she's a gold digger.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 12:00 am GMT
    The Cognition Regeneration
    The Big Bang Theory
    Penny's job offer from a former boyfriend doesn't sit well with Leonard.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 12:30 am GMT
    The Gyroscopic Collapse
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard, Sheldon and Wolowitz celebrate the successful completion of their top-secret military project, until an unpleasant surprise leaves their heads spinning. Amy considers an offer of a summer position as a visiting researcher.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 1:00 am GMT
    The Long Distance Dissonance
    The Big Bang Theory
    On the Season 10 finale, Sheldon's former admirer, Dr. Ramona Nowitzki, turns up while Amy is visiting Princeton, and the gang is extremely concerned.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 1:30 am GMT
    The Proposal Proposal
    The Big Bang Theory
    Season 11 begins with Amy giving Sheldon an answer to his marriage proposal. Meanwhile, Howard and Bernadette struggle with some unexpected news.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 2:00 am GMT
    The Retraction Reaction
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard angers the university and the entire physics community when he gives an embarrassing radio interview. Meanwhile, Amy and Bernadette bond over having to hide their success from Sheldon and Howard.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 2:30 am GMT
    The Relaxation Integration
    The Big Bang Theory
    Amy records Sheldon talking in his sleep and tries to convince him that he has a more laid-back side. Meanwhile, Raj and Stuart compete to win the heart of Bernadette's new co-worker.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 3:00 am GMT
    The Explosion Implosion
    The Big Bang Theory
    Wolowitz and Sheldon bond over their relationships with their disappointing fathers when they drive to the desert to shoot off a model rocket. Leonard's mom finds a new best friend in Penny, much to Leonard's dismay.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 3:30 am GMT
    The Collaboration Contamination
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Raj confide in Bernadette when they can't handle Amy and Howard working together. Penny and Leonard learn new tactics on how to deal with Sheldon and they come from an unlikely source.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 4:00 am GMT
    The Proton Regeneration
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon goes head-to-head with Wil Wheaton for the role of the new Professor Proton. Penny steps in and takes care of Halley when Bernadette and Howard both wind up on bed rest.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 4:30 am GMT
    The Geology Methodology
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Bert collaborate on a research project, despite Sheldon's embarrassment. Penny and Bernadette coach Koothrappali on how to navigate his relationship with Ruchi.
    TV-PG (D)
Friday, Dec 19

  • 5:00 am GMT
    Never Been Kissed
    A copy editor in her twenties gets her chance to become a reporter at a Chicago daily. Her first assignment is a feature on what cool high school students are doing. In order to uncover the life, she must go undercover as a student herself.
    TV-14 (DLS)
  • 7:15 am GMT
    Father of the Bride
    A father's mixed feelings about his daughter's marriage makes the wedding a torturous occasion for him.
    TV-PG
  • 9:30 am GMT
    Do You Believe in Magic?
    Modern Family
    Fearful that the romance between him and Claire is fizzling, Phil calls upon his alter ego to get Valentine's Day back on track. Meanwhile, Jay shows favoritism when he and Gloria deal with Joe's Valentine gift-giving and Manny's dating indecisiveness.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 10:00 am GMT
    Do It Yourself
    Modern Family
    Phil convinces Jay to co-invest in a property he has always wanted to develop. Meanwhile, Claire's new love of cooking Sunday dinners hasn't been as tasty as she thinks, and Haley is the family's only hope to add a little spice to the situation.
    TV-PG (DS)
  • 10:30 am GMT
    Heavy Is the Head
    Modern Family
    Phil and Jay's property investment might turn out to be a bust. Meanwhile, Cam lands in the hospital due to a head injury and refuses to have an MRI, and Gloria surprises Claire with a day of luxury at the office, which turns out to be badly timed.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 11:00 am GMT
    Finding Fizbo
    Modern Family
    Cam receives a video of someone desecrating his Fizbo costume. Meanwhile, Phil's in for a surprise when he meets his soon-to-be step-brother at Frank's bachelor party. Finally, Manny's newest play hits too close to home for Gloria, Claire and Haley.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 11:30 am GMT
    Basketball!
    Modern Family
    After choking at last year's charity basketball game, Phil has been training all year to redeem himself. However, when NBA stars Charles Barkley and DeAndre Jordan attend the game and start making bets, Phil tries to not buckle under the pressure.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 12:00 pm GMT
    A Lock-In, a Weather Girl and a Disgusting Habit
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon acts as Mary's spy when he's forced to spend the night at church for a youth lock-in. Meanwhile, Georgie finds himself attracted to an older woman.
    TV-PG
  • 12:30 pm GMT
    A Pink Cadillac and a Glorious Tribal Dance
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon attends his first comic book convention, and Mary tries selling make-up.
    TV-PG
  • 1:00 pm GMT
    A Lot of Band-Aids and the Cooper Surrender
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon makes friends with his dorm neighbors. Meanwhile, George Sr. learns his job is in jeopardy.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 1:30 pm GMT
    A Free Scratcher and Feminine Wiles
    Young Sheldon
    When a new scientist joins the lab, Sheldon is the odd man out. Meanwhile, Mary is given a lotto ticket.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 2:00 pm GMT
    A Lobster, an Armadillo and a Way Bigger Number
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon joins Dr. Linkletter and Dr. Sturgis on a science road trip, which lands them in the middle of nowhere. Meanwhile, Georgie continues to lie about his age.
    TV-14 (L)
  • 2:30 pm GMT
    A Suitcase Full of Cash and a Yellow Clown Car
    Young Sheldon
    When Meemaw's gambling room is a success, she finds herself with a suitcase of illegal cash. Meanwhile, Missy starts a business and Sheldon dips his toe in the stock market.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 3:00 pm GMT
    The One with the Baby on the Bus
    Friends
    Joey and Chandler try to attract women with baby Ben. Phoebe gets terminated from her singing job and replaced by a professional, Stephanie.
    TV-PG
  • 3:30 pm GMT
    The One Where Ross Finds Out
    Friends
    Dramatic developments occur in Ross and Rachel's relationship. Chandler regrets asking Monica to help him lose weight.
    TV-PG
  • 4:00 pm GMT
    The One with the List
    Friends
    Rachel makes a painful discovery concerning Ross. Monica's new boss gives her an impossible task.
    TV-PG
  • 4:30 pm GMT
    The One with Phoebe's Dad
    Friends
    Phoebe learns the surprising truth about her father. Ross makes Monica's Christmas party guests miserable.
    TV-PG
  • 5:00 pm GMT
    The One with Russ
    Friends
    Joey gets a great acting opportunity. Rachel dates a guy who is amazingly similar to Ross.
    TV-PG
  • 5:30 pm GMT
    The One with the Lesbian Wedding
    Friends
    Carol and Susan prepare for their wedding with some help from an uncomfortable Ross.
    TV-PG
  • 6:00 pm GMT
    The One After the Super Bowl: Part 1
    Friends
    Ross searches for his former pet monkey. Joey dates an obsessed fan.
    TV-PG
  • 6:30 pm GMT
    The One After the Super Bowl: Part 2
    Friends
    Ross spends some quality time with Marcel, his former pet monkey. Chandler gets a big surprise from a sexy former classmate.
    TV-PG
  • 7:00 pm GMT
    The One with the Prom Video
    Friends
    Monica's old home video shows Ross' true feelings for Rachel. Joey gives a gaudy gift to Chandler.
    TV-PG
  • 7:30 pm GMT
    The One Where Ross and Rachel...You Know
    Friends
    Ross and Rachel encounter obstacles to romance. Monica becomes enamored with a handsome, older doctor.
    TV-14 (S)
  • 8:00 pm GMT
    The One Where Joey Moves Out
    Friends
    Monica's parents find out about her middle-aged boyfriend. Chandler and Joey argue and it could mean the end of their living arrangement.
    TV-PG
  • 8:30 pm GMT
    The One Where Eddie Moves In
    Friends
    Joey wants to move back in with Chandler, but there's a new problem. Phoebe tapes a rock video. Ross upsets Monica.
    TV-PG
  • 9:00 pm GMT
    The One Where Dr. Ramoray Dies
    Friends
    Monica and Richard experience the same romantic problems as Rachel and Ross. Joey's ill-advised comments to a fan magazine threaten his acting career.
    TV-14 (S)
  • 9:30 pm GMT
    The Tesla Recoil
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard and Howard are furious after they learn Sheldon went to work with the military behind their backs. Bernadette is on bed rest, and she asks Raj to do some digging when she suspects Ruchi is trying to steal her job.
    TV-PG (DLS)
  • 10:00 pm GMT
    The Bitcoin Entanglement
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon tries to teach the guys a lesson after they cut him out of a potentially valuable Bitcoin investment. Also, a seven-year-old video reveals a secret about Leonard and Penny's relationship.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 10:30 pm GMT
    The Confidence Erosion
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Amy try to eliminate stress from wedding planning by applying math to the process. Raj "breaks up" with Howard after realizing his best friend is actually hurting his confidence.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 11:00 pm GMT
    The Celebration Reverberation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Howard plan birthday celebrations for Amy and Halley, respectively. Leonard receives a Christmas letter from his brother that causes him to spiral out about his own lack of accomplishments.
    TV-14 (D)
  • 11:30 pm GMT
    The Matrimonial Metric
    The Big Bang Theory
    To discover who would be most qualified to be best man and maid of honor at their wedding, Sheldon and Amy subject their friends to a series of secret experiments. Also, Penny reveals her true feelings about Amy.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 12:00 am GMT
    Wonka
    Experience the story of how the world's greatest inventor, magician and chocolate-maker became the beloved Willy Wonka we know today.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 2:30 am GMT
    Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
    Charlie Bucket, a boy with no money and a good heart, dreams of being able to buy the candy that other children enjoy. Charlie enters into a world when he wins one of five Golden Tickets to visit the chocolate factory owned by Willy Wonka.
    TV-G
  • 4:30 am GMT
    Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
    Charlie Bucket, a boy with no money and a good heart, dreams of being able to buy the candy that other children enjoy. Charlie enters into a world when he wins one of five Golden Tickets to visit the chocolate factory owned by Willy Wonka.
    TV-G
Saturday, Dec 20

  • 6:30 am GMT
    Uncle Buck
    John Candy stars as a fun-loving uncle who's left in charge of his nephew and nieces during a family crisis and turns the household upside-down with his wild ways of handling suburban life.
    TV-PG
  • 8:45 am GMT
    Cheaper by the Dozen
    After 23 years of marriage and 12 kids, a happy couple moves to the big city to pursue their respective dreams. But with mom out promoting her new book and dad off coaching Division I football, their brood unleashes domestic devilry of the highest order.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 11:00 am GMT
    Hung In There
    Impractical Jokers
    Looks like the guys are selling sunsets (or struggling to), while later asking for help to film a bizarre video. However, one must lose. And that one, must help a horse lose something from down under.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 11:30 am GMT
    Cross the Line
    Impractical Jokers
    One-star reviews are what Sal, Q and Murr will be combating, and then testing their acting chops with special celebrity guest, Richard Kind! At the end, one of them will be forced to cut the line at a grocery store, over, and over, and over … and over.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 12:00 pm GMT
    Lactose Intolerables
    Impractical Jokers
    It's mayhem as the guys work as mall janitors with an out-of-control trash can, and then devising a plan of revenge on our producer Dan Cast. But in the end, two Jokers lost this episode race, and will be getting the refill of a lifetime.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 12:30 pm GMT
    Bullion Beggar
    Impractical Jokers
    From being overprotective parents to disclosing perplexing side effects, one Joker couldn't hack it in this episode, and will learn that not all glitters is gold.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 1:00 pm GMT
    Bad News Bares
    Impractical Jokers
    Watch out! Q, Murr and Sal are throwing and catching grocery items in this Joker vs. Joker challenge with our special celebrity guest, Jax! Later, they'll be getting on one knee and professing their love in an awkward proposal.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 1:30 pm GMT
    The One Where Eddie Won't Go
    Friends
    Chandler wants his annoying new roommate to move out. Joey's exorbitant bills come due. The women learn from a book about personal empowerment.
    TV-PG
  • 2:00 pm GMT
    The One Where Old Yeller Dies
    Friends
    Monica's boyfriend impresses Chandler and Joey. Phoebe finds out what she missed as a child.
    TV-PG
  • 2:30 pm GMT
    The One with the Bullies
    Friends
    Two bullies eject Chandler and Ross from Central Perk. Phoebe meets a brother she never knew she had.
    TV-PG
  • 3:00 pm GMT
    The One with the Two Parties
    Friends
    Rachel gets a surprise at her birthday party when her parents show up.
    TV-PG
  • 3:30 pm GMT
    The One with the Chicken Pox
    Friends
    When Phoebe catches chickenpox, her chances for romance with a former lover are almost ruined. Monica worries that she is too strange for Richard.
    TV-PG
  • 4:00 pm GMT
    The One with Barry and Mindy's Wedding
    Friends
    Rachel is a bridesmaid at her ex-fianc?'s wedding. Monica and Richard's relationship is jeopardized when the subject of children is discussed.
    TV-PG
  • 4:30 pm GMT
    The Solo Oscillation
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Sheldon kicks Amy out to work solo, she and Leonard bond during a series of science experiments. Bert replaces Howard in the band Footprints on the Moon, and Sheldon finds Penny a surprising source of scientific inspiration.
    TV-PG
  • 5:00 pm GMT
    The Separation Triangulation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Raj learns the woman he's dating has a very upset husband. Sheldon rents his old room for a quiet place to work.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 5:30 pm GMT
    The Novelization Correlation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon petitions Wil Wheaton to appear on the new "Professor Proton Show", but Wil offers a role to Amy instead. Penny gets angry when she thinks the female protagonist in Leonard's novel is based on her.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 6:00 pm GMT
    The Neonatal Nomenclature
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Bernadette won't go in labor, all her friends try different tactics to get things started. Howard confronts Bernadette after Amy accidentally reveals she's already chosen their son's name.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 6:30 pm GMT
    The Athenaeum Allocation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard jumps through hoops to help secure the perfect wedding venue for Sheldon and Amy. Bernadette and Howard have a hard time deciding who should stay home with the kids and who should go back to work.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 7:00 pm GMT
    The Gates Excitation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Penny gets the opportunity to host Bill Gates at work when his company wants to partner with her pharmaceutical company. Leonard, Raj and Howard do everything in their power to meet him, while Sheldon thinks he is the victim of an April Fools' prank.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 7:30 pm GMT
    The Tenant Disassociation
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Leonard learns Sheldon is the president of the tenants association, he decides to run against him. Bernadette encourages Howard and Raj to find the owner of a drone after they find it in the backyard.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 8:00 pm GMT
    The Reclusive Potential
    The Big Bang Theory
    Reclusive scientist, Doctor Wolcott, invites Sheldon to his cabin in the middle of nowhere, and Leonard, Raj and Howard go along. Penny and Bernadette improvise after Amy doesn't like the tame bachelorette party they planned for her.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 8:30 pm GMT
    CFP First Round Game 1
    College Football Playoff (2025)
    No Rating Available
  • 12:00 am GMT
    Episode 1
    College Football Playoff Studio
    No Rating Available
  • 12:30 am GMT
    CFP First Round Game 2
    College Football Playoff (2025)
    No Rating Available
  • 4:00 am GMT
    Episode 1
    College Football Playoff Postgame (2025)
    No Rating Available
Sunday, Dec 21

  • 5:00 am GMT
    The Nutty Professor
    Having tried everything--diets, exercise and weight loss experts--in an unsuccessful attempt to shed some of his 400 pounds, Sherman Klump invents a revolutionary fat gene formula.
    TV-PG
  • 7:00 am GMT
    Nutty Professor II: The Klumps
    Professor Sherman Klump is getting married. And the Klump family couldn't be more delighted. Professor Klump's ferocious alter ego Buddy Love breaks loose just as Klump is getting ready to marry his colleague.
    TV-14 (D)
  • 9:00 am GMT
    Off the Wheels
    Impractical Jokers
    Murr, Q and Sal will be sitting alongside a stranger to participate in a documentary-style interview. Then, they'll be trying to upcharge guests again as hotel concierge. At the end, one of them will be working up a sweat as Peloton's biggest nightmare.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 9:30 am GMT
    When You Gotta Go
    Impractical Jokers
    Being a parent means you have very little time, which is why the Jokers are bringing their (plastic) newborns to the grocery store! After, they'll be pitching new community programs that the local community will find quite strange.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 10:00 am GMT
    Let It Roll
    Impractical Jokers
    Stealing America's hearts isn't the only thing on the agenda, because the Jokers will also be stealing America's babies at the mall! While they lie in wait trying to succeed in an impossible task, Sal, Q and Murr hash on some never-before-seen clips.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 10:30 am GMT
    Couple's Therapy
    Impractical Jokers
    Sal and Murr are airing out their dirty laundry by sorting out the whites and colors of their relationship through past clips in our Couples Therapy Special with Casey Jost, our go-to unlicensed therapist.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 11:00 am GMT
    Santa, Schmanta
    American Dad
    Roger feels unappreciated during Christmas so Snot introduces him to Judaism. After a run-in with Santa, Roger really gets into the Hanukkah spirit.
    TV-14 (DLV)
  • 11:30 am GMT
    Yule. Tide. Repeat.
    American Dad
    After Stan's plan for the perfect Christmas goes terribly, tragically wrong, he's given a magical opportunity to make things right.
    TV-14 (DLSV)
  • 12:00 pm GMT
    The Grounch
    American Dad
    When Roger has his famous Christmas sex party stolen from him the results are... monstrous. Stan creates a magazine for men.
    TV-14 (DLS)
  • 12:30 pm GMT
    Nasty Christmas
    American Dad
    Bullock throws a private, star-studded Christmas party the exact same night as the CIA work party. Stan and Klaus are determined to get in, by any means necessary.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 1:00 pm GMT
    Undeck the Halls
    Modern Family
    Christmas is in full swing at the Dunphy house until the kids get in some trouble and Phil and Claire threaten to take away Christmas until one of them fesses up. Meanwhile, Jay struggles with wanting to stick to his holiday traditions.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 1:30 pm GMT
    Express Christmas
    Modern Family
    The family realizes that everyone will be scattered for Christmas, so if they want to celebrate together, it has to be today! Everyone sets off with their assigned tasks for Express Christmas, and when they all return in the evening, it's quite a sight.
    TV-14
  • 2:00 pm GMT
    The Old Man & the Tree
    Modern Family
    Jay takes Manny to cut down their own Christmas tree, and Gloria is on edge with her mom in town. Elsewhere, Mitchell has to do last-minute shopping for Lily, and Cameron takes Lily to a charity event where they experience the true meaning of Christmas.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 2:30 pm GMT
    White Christmas
    Modern Family
    In hopes of the perfect white Christmas she never had in Columbia, Gloria rents a cabin in the mountains for the whole family, including Andy, to celebrate the Christmas holiday. Unfortunately, when they get there, it's anything but.
    TV-PG (DLS)
  • 3:00 pm GMT
    Snow Ball
    Modern Family
    When Manny and Luke put on the school's lavish winter dance and end up over their heads due to a texting error, it is up to them to fix it before the end of the night. Meanwhile, Gloria, Claire, Mitchell and Cam all volunteer at the dance.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 3:30 pm GMT
    Stuck in a Moment
    Modern Family
    Hayley wants to give the family a Christmas gift they will never forget. Meanwhile, Claire is mad that Phil has once again borrowed the family Christmas tree for a house-showing; and Jay, Gloria and Joe have to deal with some unwelcome visitors.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 4:00 pm GMT
    The Last Christmas
    Modern Family
    Cameron is hoping to keep everyone happy for Christmas dinner, but Mitchell is suspicious he is hiding an ulterior motive. Meanwhile, Claire tries to dodge Jay's job offer, and Luke has to deal with the consequences of kissing Manny's ex-girlfriend.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 4:30 pm GMT
    The One with Phoebe's Dad
    Friends
    Phoebe learns the surprising truth about her father. Ross makes Monica's Christmas party guests miserable.
    TV-PG
  • 5:00 pm GMT
    The One Where Rachel Quits
    Friends
    Rachel wonders if she'll ever get another job after she quits Central Perk. Joey's new job selling Christmas trees upsets Phoebe. Ross breaks a little girl's leg.
    TV-PG
  • 5:30 pm GMT
    The One with the Girl from Poughkeepsie
    Friends
    Ross struggles to maintain a long-distance relationship. Chandler tries to get a date for Rachel. Monica schemes to establish authority at her new restaurant job.
    TV-PG
  • 6:00 pm GMT
    The One with the Inappropriate Sister
    Friends
    A bored Ross creates havoc in Joey and Chandler's lives. Rachel is disturbed by her date's inappropriate relationship with his sister.
    TV-PG
  • 6:30 pm GMT
    The One with the Routine
    Friends
    Joey plots the perfect opportunity to kiss Janine. Ross and Monica resurrect their dorky high school dance routine for a television special.
    TV-PG
  • 7:00 pm GMT
    The One with All the Candy
    Friends
    Rachel gets in trouble for dating her assistant. Monica tries to become friendlier with her neighbors. Phoebe needs lessons in riding a bike.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 7:30 pm GMT
    The One with the Holiday Armadillo
    Friends
    Ross teaches Ben about Chanukah. Phoebe worries that Rachel prefers living with Joey.
    TV-PG
  • 8:00 pm GMT
    The One with Monica's Boots
    Friends
    Chandler is angry when Monica buys expensive boots. Phoebe tries to get tickets to a Sting concert.
    TV-PG
  • 8:30 pm GMT
    The One with the Ross' Step Forward
    Friends
    Ross' new girlfriend orders Christmas cards with a photo of them on the cover.
    TV-PG
  • 9:00 pm GMT
    The One with Christmas in Tulsa
    Friends
    Monica fears the worst when she learns Chandler will be spending Christmas in Tulsa working on a deadline with a beautiful co-worker.
    TV-PG (S)
  • 9:30 pm GMT
    The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon irks the gangs with his obsession with proper Christmas gift protocol. Leonard's crushed when Penny dates a colleague of his.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 10:00 pm GMT
    The Maternal Congruence
    The Big Bang Theory
    A Christmas visit from his mother has Leonard discovering she's kept a lot of news from him that she shares with Sheldon and worrying if she'll approve of his romance with Penny.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 10:30 pm GMT
    The Santa Simulation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon unwillingly revisits some Christmas memories during a lively game of Dungeons and Dragons, while Raj joins the girls for ladies night out.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 11:00 pm GMT
    The Cooper Extraction
    The Big Bang Theory
    With Sheldon in Texas, the gang gathers to decorate for Christmas, and they each contemplate if they would have had a wonderful life had they never met him.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 11:30 pm GMT
    The Clean Room Infiltration
    The Big Bang Theory
    On Christmas Eve, Amy plans a traditional Victorian dinner, while Raj, Leonard and Howard scramble to remove a pigeon that flew into the clean room at the university.
    TV-PG
  • 12:00 am GMT
    The Holiday Summation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Amy visit Leonard and Penny for the first time since the holidays and share details about their terrible trip to Texas.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 12:30 am GMT
    Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas
    The Grinch is irritated at the thought of the nearby village having a happy time celebrating Christmas. So, disguised as Santa Claus -- with his dog Max made to look like a reindeer -- he raids the village to steal all the Christmas things.
    TV-G
  • 1:00 am GMT
    Candy Cane Lane
    A laid off corporate marketer is on a mission to win his neighborhood's annual Christmas home decoration contest. In pursuit of the $100,000 prize, he inadvertently makes a deal with a mischievous elf that brings the 12 Days of Christmas to life.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 3:30 am GMT
    Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas
    The Grinch is irritated at the thought of the nearby village having a happy time celebrating Christmas. So, disguised as Santa Claus -- with his dog Max made to look like a reindeer -- he raids the village to steal all the Christmas things.
    TV-G
  • 4:00 am GMT
    Candy Cane Lane
    A laid off corporate marketer is on a mission to win his neighborhood's annual Christmas home decoration contest. In pursuit of the $100,000 prize, he inadvertently makes a deal with a mischievous elf that brings the 12 Days of Christmas to life.
    TV-PG (DL)
Monday, Dec 22

  • 6:30 am GMT
    The Nutty Professor
    Having tried everything--diets, exercise and weight loss experts--in an unsuccessful attempt to shed some of his 400 pounds, Sherman Klump invents a revolutionary fat gene formula.
    TV-PG
  • 8:30 am GMT
    Nutty Professor II: The Klumps
    Professor Sherman Klump is getting married. And the Klump family couldn't be more delighted. Professor Klump's ferocious alter ego Buddy Love breaks loose just as Klump is getting ready to marry his colleague.
    TV-14 (D)
  • 10:30 am GMT
    Whose Man Is It Anyway?
    Family Matters
    Myrtle and Greta fight about Eddie in the boxing ring.
    TV-G
  • 11:00 am GMT
    Polkapalooza
    Family Matters
    Laura refuses to attend a polka festival with Steve, but when she sees how important it is to him, she dons a silly dress and accompanies him.
    TV-G
  • 11:30 am GMT
    A Solo Peanut, a Social Butterfly and the Truth
    Young Sheldon
    In the 100th episode, Sheldon gets an odd request from an old friend, while George and Mary are caught in the middle of Meemaw and Dale's breakup, and Georgie comes clean to Mandy.
    TV-14
  • 12:00 pm GMT
    Babies, Lies and a Resplendent Cannoli
    Young Sheldon
    While Sheldon copes with the death of a hero, Georgie struggles with his big secret, and Missy wants to babysit.
    TV-14 (D)
  • 12:30 pm GMT
    A God-Fearin' Baptist and a Hot Trophy Husband
    Young Sheldon
    George and Mary insist on meeting the new woman in Georgie's life, while Sheldon and Missy have suspicions about what's going on with their family.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 1:00 pm GMT
    Uncle Sheldon and a Hormonal Firecracker
    Young Sheldon
    Despite the whole family trying to keep it a secret, Sheldon and Missy learn about Georgie's pregnancy.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 1:30 pm GMT
    White Trash, Holy Rollers and Punching People
    Young Sheldon
    With the Coopers facing judgement from the congregation in the wake of Georgie's pregnancy, Sheldon is distracted by the family drama, while Missy stands up for her brother.
    TV-PG (DLV)
  • 2:00 pm GMT
    A Clogged Pore, a Little Spanish and the Future
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon struggles with the first signs of puberty while his parents both hunt for new jobs, and Georgie and Meemaw take a business trip across the border.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 2:30 pm GMT
    Four Hundred Cartons of Undeclared Cigarettes and a Niblingo
    Young Sheldon
    George Sr. bails Meemaw and Georgie out of jail. Also, Sheldon and Missy meet Mandy, and Mary feels unwelcome at church.
    TV-PG
  • 3:00 pm GMT
    The One with Russ
    Friends
    Joey gets a great acting opportunity. Rachel dates a guy who is amazingly similar to Ross.
    TV-PG
  • 3:30 pm GMT
    The One with the Lesbian Wedding
    Friends
    Carol and Susan prepare for their wedding with some help from an uncomfortable Ross.
    TV-PG
  • 4:00 pm GMT
    The One After the Super Bowl: Part 1
    Friends
    Ross searches for his former pet monkey. Joey dates an obsessed fan.
    TV-PG
  • 4:30 pm GMT
    The One After the Super Bowl: Part 2
    Friends
    Ross spends some quality time with Marcel, his former pet monkey. Chandler gets a big surprise from a sexy former classmate.
    TV-PG
  • 5:00 pm GMT
    The One with the Prom Video
    Friends
    Monica's old home video shows Ross' true feelings for Rachel. Joey gives a gaudy gift to Chandler.
    TV-PG
  • 5:30 pm GMT
    The One Where Ross and Rachel...You Know
    Friends
    Ross and Rachel encounter obstacles to romance. Monica becomes enamored with a handsome, older doctor.
    TV-14 (S)
  • 6:00 pm GMT
    The One Where Joey Moves Out
    Friends
    Monica's parents find out about her middle-aged boyfriend. Chandler and Joey argue and it could mean the end of their living arrangement.
    TV-PG
  • 6:30 pm GMT
    The One Where Eddie Moves In
    Friends
    Joey wants to move back in with Chandler, but there's a new problem. Phoebe tapes a rock video. Ross upsets Monica.
    TV-PG
  • 7:00 pm GMT
    The One Where Dr. Ramoray Dies
    Friends
    Monica and Richard experience the same romantic problems as Rachel and Ross. Joey's ill-advised comments to a fan magazine threaten his acting career.
    TV-14 (S)
  • 7:30 pm GMT
    The One Where Eddie Won't Go
    Friends
    Chandler wants his annoying new roommate to move out. Joey's exorbitant bills come due. The women learn from a book about personal empowerment.
    TV-PG
  • 8:00 pm GMT
    The One Where Old Yeller Dies
    Friends
    Monica's boyfriend impresses Chandler and Joey. Phoebe finds out what she missed as a child.
    TV-PG
  • 8:30 pm GMT
    The One with the Bullies
    Friends
    Two bullies eject Chandler and Ross from Central Perk. Phoebe meets a brother she never knew she had.
    TV-PG
  • 9:00 pm GMT
    The One with the Two Parties
    Friends
    Rachel gets a surprise at her birthday party when her parents show up.
    TV-PG
  • 9:30 pm GMT
    The Comet Polarization
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon's comic book store experience changes when writer Neil Gaiman puts Stuart's store on the map. Raj takes credit for Penny's astronomical discovery, and friendships are threatened.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 10:00 pm GMT
    The Monetary Insufficiency
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon goes to Vegas to win money for science. Penny and Bernadette take Amy wedding dress shopping, but her terrible choice entangles them in a web of lies.
    TV-PG
  • 10:30 pm GMT
    The Sibling Realignment
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Sheldon learns that his mother won't attend his wedding unless he invites his brother, George, he and Leonard travel to Texas to end a family feud. The Wolowitz kids inadvertently infest Amy, Bernadette, Howard and Raj with pinkeye.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 11:00 pm GMT
    The Bow Tie Asymmetry
    The Big Bang Theory
    In the Season 11 finale, when Amy's parents and Sheldon's family arrive for the wedding, everybody is focused on making sure all goes according to plan -- everyone except the bride and groom.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 11:30 pm GMT
    The Conjugal Configuration
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Amy's honeymoon runs aground in New York, while Penny and Leonard discover they are uncomfortably similar to Amy's parents, Mr. and Mrs. Fowler. Raj insults physicist Neil deGrasse Tyson and starts a twitter war.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 12:00 am GMT
    The Wedding Gift Wormhole
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Amy drive themselves crazy trying to figure out what "perfect gift" Leonard and Penny gave them for their wedding. Raj decides he wants to settle down and asks his father to arrange a marriage for him.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 12:30 am GMT
    The Procreation Calculation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Howard's life gets complicated when Stuart starts bringing his new girlfriend home. Penny and Leonard talk about starting a family while Raj explores an arranged marriage.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 1:00 am GMT
    The Tam Turbulence
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon won't tell anyone why he's never mentioned Tam, his childhood best friend, so Leonard takes matters into his own hands. Bernadette and Penny take out Raj's fiance, Anu, for dinner to get the skinny on her.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 1:30 am GMT
    The Planetarium Collision
    The Big Bang Theory
    Amy doesn't have time to work on a project, so Sheldon goes to great lengths to ensure she can work with him even if it means sabotaging her career in the process. Raj doesn't want Howard to join him in hosting a show at the planetarium.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 2:00 am GMT
    The Imitation Perturbation
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Howard dresses up as Sheldon for Halloween, Sheldon seeks retaliation at Leonard and Penny's Halloween Party. Leonard is shocked that Penny doesn't remember their first kiss.
    TV-PG
  • 2:30 am GMT
    The Grant Allocation Derivation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard is caught between a rock and a hard place when he's responsible for distributing extra grant money. Bernadette turns the backyard playhouse into a hideaway from her husband and kids.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 3:00 am GMT
    The Consummation Deviation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon tries to bond with Amy's father, but when Howard lures Mr. Fowler away with magic tricks, Sheldon has no choice but to bond with Mrs. Fowler. Raj and Anu try to get physical for the first time.
    TV-14 (D)
  • 3:30 am GMT
    The Citation Negation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Amy are devastated learning from a Russian paper that Super Asymmetry has been discovered and disproven. Ultra-competitive Bernadette asks Stuart's girlfriend, Denise, to teach her how to beat Howard in a popular videogame.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 4:00 am GMT
    The Best Christmas Story Never Told
    American Dad
    Stan goes to the past to keep Jane Fonda from ruining Christmas, but he winds up creating an alternate future where the United States has been taken over by the Soviet Union.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 4:30 am GMT
    The Most Adequate Christmas Ever
    American Dad
    After Stan comes home from another dangerous mission, he finds that his family has decked the halls with boughs of holly and donned themselves with gay apparel, but just not to his satisfaction.
    TV-14 (L)
Tuesday, Dec 23

  • 5:00 am GMT
    Rapture's Delight
    American Dad
    The Rapture happens on Christmas Eve, and Stan is left behind.
    TV-14 (DV)
  • 5:30 am GMT
    For Whom the Sleigh Bell Tolls
    American Dad
    Stan gives Steve a gun for Christmas, even though Francine warns him that Steve is too young. As usual, Stan ignores her, and when Steve accidentally shoots Santa, he sends the North Pole into a tizzy and jeopardizes Christmas.
    TV-14 (DLSV)
  • 6:00 am GMT
    Season's Beatings
    American Dad
    Father Donovan holds a Christmas play at the mall and casts Stan as Santa Claus and Roger as Jesus. After they get in a fight and cause a scene, Stan is kicked out of the church. Hayley and Jeff adopt a child who turns out to be possessed.
    TV-14 (DLV)
  • 6:30 am GMT
    Minstrel Krampus
    American Dad
    When Steve starts acting like a spoiled brat during the holidays, Stan takes him to see his Grandpa Jack, who tells him the story of how he caught a legendary demon who punishes naughty children on Christmas.
    TV-14 (DLSV)
  • 7:00 am GMT
    Dreaming of a White Porsche Christmas
    American Dad
    When Stan wishes he could have Principal Lewis' carefree, single life, his wish comes true! Meanwhile, in his wish world, Principal Lewis has Stan's family.
    TV-14 (DLSV)
  • 7:30 am GMT
    Gift Me Liberty
    American Dad
    When Bullock is upset that somebody did not bring a gift to the CIA Secret Santa party, Stan goes on a mission to find out who it was. Meanwhile, Steve poses as the good guy boyfriend of several female classmates.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 8:00 am GMT
    Ninety North, Zero West
    American Dad
    The Smith family must rescue Steve after he is kidnapped and taken to the North Pole. There, Santa Claus is using children to mine for precious stones that he needs to perform an ancient ritual.
    TV-14 (DLV)
  • 8:30 am GMT
    Santa, Schmanta
    American Dad
    Roger feels unappreciated during Christmas so Snot introduces him to Judaism. After a run-in with Santa, Roger really gets into the Hanukkah spirit.
    TV-14 (DLV)
  • 9:00 am GMT
    Yule. Tide. Repeat.
    American Dad
    After Stan's plan for the perfect Christmas goes terribly, tragically wrong, he's given a magical opportunity to make things right.
    TV-14 (DLSV)
  • 9:30 am GMT
    The Grounch
    American Dad
    When Roger has his famous Christmas sex party stolen from him the results are... monstrous. Stan creates a magazine for men.
    TV-14 (DLS)
  • 10:00 am GMT
    Nasty Christmas
    American Dad
    Bullock throws a private, star-studded Christmas party the exact same night as the CIA work party. Stan and Klaus are determined to get in, by any means necessary.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 10:30 am GMT
    Future Worf and the Margarita of the South Pacific
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon and Missy try to help the family's finances. Also, Mary struggles to find her footing without the church.
    TV-PG
  • 11:00 am GMT
    Passion's Harvest and a Sheldocracy
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon must choose sides in an ethical dilemma. Mary tries her hand at writing. Mandy needs a new place to live.
    TV-PG
  • 11:30 am GMT
    Blonde Ambition and the Concept of Zero
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon makes a terrifying mathematical discovery while tutoring Billy. Also, Mary is jealous of Missy's relationship with Mandy and MeeMaw.
    TV-PG
  • 12:00 pm GMT
    A Resident Advisor and the Word 'Sketchy'
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon becomes a dorm RA. Meemaw and Dale make a sketchy business deal. Mary and George Sr. rekindle their romance.
    TV-PG
  • 12:30 pm GMT
    An Ugly Car, an Affair and Some Kickass Football
    Young Sheldon
    George Sr. is asked to help with the football team. Mandy discovers Georgie and Meemaw's secret business.
    TV-PG
  • 1:00 pm GMT
    A Tougher Nut and a Note on File
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon's search for a comic book leads him to a breakthrough. Also, Georgie and Mandy have an uncomfortable first encounter with her parents, Jim and Audrey.
    TV-PG
  • 1:30 pm GMT
    Legalese and a Whole Hoo-Ha
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon's database invention puts him at odds with the university. Also, the church takes issue with Meemaw's video store.
    TV-PG
  • 2:00 pm GMT
    College Dropouts and the Medford Miracle
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon considers dropping out of college to focus on building his database. Also, George Sr. is frustrated when someone else gets credit for his football wins.
    TV-PG
  • 2:30 pm GMT
    Pancake Sunday and Textbook Flirting
    Young Sheldon
    Mary struggles to make new friends while Mandy pushes Georgie to date another woman.
    TV-PG
  • 3:00 pm GMT
    The One with the Chicken Pox
    Friends
    When Phoebe catches chickenpox, her chances for romance with a former lover are almost ruined. Monica worries that she is too strange for Richard.
    TV-PG
  • 3:30 pm GMT
    The One with Barry and Mindy's Wedding
    Friends
    Rachel is a bridesmaid at her ex-fianc?'s wedding. Monica and Richard's relationship is jeopardized when the subject of children is discussed.
    TV-PG
  • 4:00 pm GMT
    The One with the Princess Leia Fantasy
    Friends
    Ross' secret fantasy doesn't stay secret for long after he confides in Rachel. Chandler resumes an old relationship.
    TV-PG
  • 4:30 pm GMT
    The One Where No One's Ready
    Friends
    Ross becomes frantic trying to get everyone ready to leave to hear his speech at the museum.
    TV-PG
  • 5:00 pm GMT
    The One with the Jam
    Friends
    Monica wants to have a baby. A man is stalking Phoebe.
    TV-PG
  • 5:30 pm GMT
    The One with the Metaphorical Tunnel
    Friends
    Chandler wants to commit to a relationship with Janice. Phoebe poses as Joey's agent.
    TV-PG
  • 6:00 pm GMT
    The One with Frank Jr.
    Friends
    Phoebe tries to be more friendly with her half-brother. Ross meets Isabella Rossellini.
    TV-PG
  • 6:30 pm GMT
    The One with the Flashback
    Friends
    The friends recall secrets from their pasts.
    TV-PG
  • 7:00 pm GMT
    The One with the Race Car Bed
    Friends
    Joey sees Janice kissing her husband, whom she is divorcing while she dates Chandler. Rachel's father clashes with Ross.
    TV-PG
  • 7:30 pm GMT
    The One with the Giant Poking Device
    Friends
    Chandler and Janice make a difficult decision about their relationship. Monica accidentally injures Ben and tries to hide it from Ross.
    TV-PG
  • 8:00 pm GMT
    The One with the Football
    Friends
    On Thanksgiving, a good-natured football game between the friends reveals some serious rivalries.
    TV-PG
  • 8:30 pm GMT
    The One Where Rachel Quits
    Friends
    Rachel wonders if she'll ever get another job after she quits Central Perk. Joey's new job selling Christmas trees upsets Phoebe. Ross breaks a little girl's leg.
    TV-PG
  • 9:00 pm GMT
    The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister
    Friends
    Rachel meets a handsome stranger, who might help her career. Chandler gets into trouble with Joey's sisters.
    TV-14
  • 9:30 pm GMT
    The VCR Illumination
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Amy are still down about their theory being disproven, but a VHS tape from Sheldon's past inspires him not to give up. Bernadette turns into a pageant mom when she tries to help Howard ace his Magic Castle audition.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 10:00 pm GMT
    The Paintball Scattering
    The Big Bang Theory
    Penny and Leonard organize a paintball game that results in mayhem when Sheldon is jealous of Amy. Raj catches Anu with her ex-boyfriend, and Stuart doesn't want to move in with Denise.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 10:30 pm GMT
    The Propagation Proposition
    The Big Bang Theory
    Penny's ex-boyfriend, Zack, and his wife want a baby, but when Zack is infertile, they ask Leonard to help. Raj attempts to mend things with his ex-fiancée, Anu.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 11:00 pm GMT
    The Confirmation Polarization
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Amy's super asymmetry theory is proven by two physicists, Dr. Pemberton and Dr. Campbell from Chicago, who then try to kick Amy off the Nobel nomination. Bernadette has a big success at work, and Penny's going to be a part of it.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 11:30 pm GMT
    The Meteorite Manifestation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon is thrilled to help Bernadette and Howard navigate bureaucratic paperwork, until he discovers they are breaking the law. Leonard is disappointed when his friends exclude him from a scientific project.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 12:00 am GMT
    The Donation Oscillation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Penny tries to seduce an abstaining Leonard to ruin his "donation" for her ex-boyfriend, Zack, and his wife, Marissa. Howard, Bernadette, Anu and Raj turn Raj's canceled bachelor party into a couple's trip aboard the "vomit comet."
    TV-PG (D)
  • 12:30 am GMT
    The D & D Vortex
    The Big Bang Theory
    The gang finds out Wil Wheaton hosts a celebrity Dungeons and Dragons game involving William Shatner, Joe Manganiello, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and Kevin Smith. Deception and betrayal are the path to make it to the one open seat.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 1:00 am GMT
    The Conference Valuation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Penny and Bernadette go to San Diego for a pharmaceutical sales convention, leaving Howard in charge of the kids. Sheldon finds a book on experimenting on kids, and the guys plus Amy make a day of it.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 1:30 am GMT
    The Laureate Accumulation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Pemberton and Campbell charm America on a publicity tour, so Sheldon and Amy bring Nobel laureates Kip Thorne, George Smoot and Frances Arnold to their side. Halley's fear of the dark leads to conflict for Howard, Bernadette and Stuart.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 2:00 am GMT
    The Inspiration Deprivation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Amy has a meltdown due to the pressure associated with winning a Nobel Prize. Raj and Howard try to relive the good old days after Howard buys a scooter that looks like the one he had years ago.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 2:30 am GMT
    The Decision Reverberation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Raj is worried people won't take him seriously in his own field after publishing a paper that suggests he may have discovered alien life. Leonard wants to be the principal investigator on a plasma physics study.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 3:00 am GMT
    The Plagiarism Schism
    The Big Bang Theory
    Kripke has proof that Dr. Pemberton plagiarized his thesis, and Sheldon and Amy aren't sure whether they should turn him in or not. Howard is surprised to learn that Bernie wasn't the only waitress at the Cheesecake Factory who had a crush on him.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 3:30 am GMT
    The Maternal Conclusion
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard is pleasantly surprised when Beverly comes to visit and she's genuinely kind to him, until he finds out the real reason she's there. Denise and Stuart overstay their welcome at the Wolowitz house.
    TV-PG
  • 4:00 am GMT
    The Change Constant
    The Big Bang Theory
    Amy and Sheldon wait for the news. Howard and Bernadette leave their kids. Leonard and Penny keep a secret.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 4:30 am GMT
    The Stockholm Syndrome
    The Big Bang Theory
    Bernadette and Howard leave their kids for the first time, Penny and Leonard try to keep a secret, Sheldon and Amy stick together, and Raj makes a new friend as the gang travels together into an uncharted future.
    TV-PG (DL)
Wednesday, Dec 24

  • 5:00 am GMT
    Ruthless, Toothless and a Week of Bed Rest
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon learns the university is building a database without him. Also, Mary takes care of a bedridden Mandy and Meemaw.
    TV-PG
  • 5:30 am GMT
    A Baby Shower and Testosterone-Rich Banter
    Young Sheldon
    Mary butts heads with Mandy's mother, and Sheldon attempts male bonding.
    TV-PG
  • 6:00 am GMT
    A Frat Party, a Sleepover and the Mother of All Blisters
    Young Sheldon
    Paige drags Sheldon to a college party, and Missy gets caught in a lie.
    TV-PG
  • 6:30 am GMT
    A Launch Party and a Whole Human Being
    Young Sheldon
    The Coopers can't be found as Mandy goes into labor. Also, Sheldon is excited about the launch of his database.
    TV-PG
  • 7:00 am GMT
    Teen Angst and a Smart-Boy Walk of Shame
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon confronts the failure of his database. Georgie and Mandy struggle as new parents. Missy feels forgotten.
    TV-PG
  • 7:30 am GMT
    A Stolen Truck and Going on the Lam
    Young Sheldon
    Missy steals her dad's truck and hits the road with her friend Paige.
    TV-PG
  • 8:00 am GMT
    A German Folk Song and an Actual Adult
    Young Sheldon
    Georgie goes on a birthday date, and Mary confronts Brenda about her relationship with George. Also, Sheldon takes an interest in Missy's favorite TV show.
    TV-PG
  • 8:30 am GMT
    Little Green Men and a Fella's Marriage Proposal
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon wants to search for life on other planets, and Mandy answers Georgie's marriage proposal. Also, Missy is caught between two friends.
    TV-PG
  • 9:00 am GMT
    A New Weather Girl and a Stay-at-Home Coddler
    Young Sheldon
    Mandy gets an exciting job opportunity, and Sheldon worries that he's falling behind. Also, Georgie takes his daughter to work.
    TV-PG
  • 9:30 am GMT
    German for Beginners and a Crazy Old Man with a Bat
    Young Sheldon
    The gambling room gets broken into, and Sheldon wants to study abroad. Also, Missy makes a new friend.
    TV-PG
  • 10:00 am GMT
    Miracle on Elm Street
    Family Matters
    In this Christmas episode, Richie invites a homeless man who claims to be Santa Claus to dinner. Steve searches through tons of garbage to find a special present for Laura.
    TV-G
  • 10:30 am GMT
    Fa La La La Laagghh!
    Family Matters
    Carl allows Steve to decorate the Winslow house for the Christmas display contest.
    TV-G
  • 11:00 am GMT
    It Came Upon a Midnight Clear
    Family Matters
    While searching for the perfect Christmas tree, Carl and Steve get stranded in a remote forest.
    TV-G
  • 11:30 am GMT
    Deck the Malls
    Family Matters
    Myra gets Steve a job in the local mall working in the gift-wrapping department, while Carl and Laura portray Santa Claus and Santa's helper.
    TV-G
  • 12:00 pm GMT
    Undeck the Halls
    Modern Family
    Christmas is in full swing at the Dunphy house until the kids get in some trouble and Phil and Claire threaten to take away Christmas until one of them fesses up. Meanwhile, Jay struggles with wanting to stick to his holiday traditions.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 12:30 pm GMT
    Express Christmas
    Modern Family
    The family realizes that everyone will be scattered for Christmas, so if they want to celebrate together, it has to be today! Everyone sets off with their assigned tasks for Express Christmas, and when they all return in the evening, it's quite a sight.
    TV-14
  • 1:00 pm GMT
    The Old Man & the Tree
    Modern Family
    Jay takes Manny to cut down their own Christmas tree, and Gloria is on edge with her mom in town. Elsewhere, Mitchell has to do last-minute shopping for Lily, and Cameron takes Lily to a charity event where they experience the true meaning of Christmas.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 1:30 pm GMT
    White Christmas
    Modern Family
    In hopes of the perfect white Christmas she never had in Columbia, Gloria rents a cabin in the mountains for the whole family, including Andy, to celebrate the Christmas holiday. Unfortunately, when they get there, it's anything but.
    TV-PG (DLS)
  • 2:00 pm GMT
    Snow Ball
    Modern Family
    When Manny and Luke put on the school's lavish winter dance and end up over their heads due to a texting error, it is up to them to fix it before the end of the night. Meanwhile, Gloria, Claire, Mitchell and Cam all volunteer at the dance.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 2:30 pm GMT
    Stuck in a Moment
    Modern Family
    Hayley wants to give the family a Christmas gift they will never forget. Meanwhile, Claire is mad that Phil has once again borrowed the family Christmas tree for a house-showing; and Jay, Gloria and Joe have to deal with some unwelcome visitors.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 3:00 pm GMT
    The Last Christmas
    Modern Family
    Cameron is hoping to keep everyone happy for Christmas dinner, but Mitchell is suspicious he is hiding an ulterior motive. Meanwhile, Claire tries to dodge Jay's job offer, and Luke has to deal with the consequences of kissing Manny's ex-girlfriend.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 3:30 pm GMT
    The One with the Monkey
    Friends
    The friends promise to celebrate New Year's Eve without dates but soon all their plans change. Ross gets a pet monkey.
    TV-PG
  • 4:00 pm GMT
    The One with Phoebe's Dad
    Friends
    Phoebe learns the surprising truth about her father. Ross makes Monica's Christmas party guests miserable.
    TV-PG
  • 4:30 pm GMT
    The One Where Rachel Quits
    Friends
    Rachel wonders if she'll ever get another job after she quits Central Perk. Joey's new job selling Christmas trees upsets Phoebe. Ross breaks a little girl's leg.
    TV-PG
  • 5:00 pm GMT
    The One with the Girl from Poughkeepsie
    Friends
    Ross struggles to maintain a long-distance relationship. Chandler tries to get a date for Rachel. Monica schemes to establish authority at her new restaurant job.
    TV-PG
  • 5:30 pm GMT
    The One with the Inappropriate Sister
    Friends
    A bored Ross creates havoc in Joey and Chandler's lives. Rachel is disturbed by her date's inappropriate relationship with his sister.
    TV-PG
  • 6:00 pm GMT
    The One with the Routine
    Friends
    Joey plots the perfect opportunity to kiss Janine. Ross and Monica resurrect their dorky high school dance routine for a television special.
    TV-PG
  • 6:30 pm GMT
    The One with All the Candy
    Friends
    Rachel gets in trouble for dating her assistant. Monica tries to become friendlier with her neighbors. Phoebe needs lessons in riding a bike.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 7:00 pm GMT
    The One with the Holiday Armadillo
    Friends
    Ross teaches Ben about Chanukah. Phoebe worries that Rachel prefers living with Joey.
    TV-PG
  • 7:30 pm GMT
    The One with Monica's Boots
    Friends
    Chandler is angry when Monica buys expensive boots. Phoebe tries to get tickets to a Sting concert.
    TV-PG
  • 8:00 pm GMT
    The One with the Ross' Step Forward
    Friends
    Ross' new girlfriend orders Christmas cards with a photo of them on the cover.
    TV-PG
  • 8:30 pm GMT
    The One with Christmas in Tulsa
    Friends
    Monica fears the worst when she learns Chandler will be spending Christmas in Tulsa working on a deadline with a beautiful co-worker.
    TV-PG (S)
  • 9:00 pm GMT
    The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon irks the gangs with his obsession with proper Christmas gift protocol. Leonard's crushed when Penny dates a colleague of his.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 9:30 pm GMT
    The Santa Simulation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon unwillingly revisits some Christmas memories during a lively game of Dungeons and Dragons, while Raj joins the girls for ladies night out.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 10:00 pm GMT
    The Clean Room Infiltration
    The Big Bang Theory
    On Christmas Eve, Amy plans a traditional Victorian dinner, while Raj, Leonard and Howard scramble to remove a pigeon that flew into the clean room at the university.
    TV-PG
  • 10:30 pm GMT
    The Holiday Summation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Amy visit Leonard and Penny for the first time since the holidays and share details about their terrible trip to Texas.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 11:00 pm GMT
    Dynamite on 34th Street 2025
    All Elite Wrestling: Dynamite
    TV-14 (DLV)
  • 1:00 am GMT
    A Christmas Story
    Ralphie Parker spends most of his time dodging a bully and dreaming of his ideal Christmas gift, a Red Ryder BB gun. Frequently at odds with his dad but comforted by his mom, Ralphie struggles to make it to Christmas Day with his glasses and hopes intact.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 3:00 am GMT
    A Christmas Story
    Ralphie Parker spends most of his time dodging a bully and dreaming of his ideal Christmas gift, a Red Ryder BB gun. Frequently at odds with his dad but comforted by his mom, Ralphie struggles to make it to Christmas Day with his glasses and hopes intact.
    TV-PG (L)
Thursday, Dec 25

  • 5:00 am GMT
    A Christmas Story
    Ralphie Parker spends most of his time dodging a bully and dreaming of his ideal Christmas gift, a Red Ryder BB gun. Frequently at odds with his dad but comforted by his mom, Ralphie struggles to make it to Christmas Day with his glasses and hopes intact.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 7:00 am GMT
    A Christmas Story
    Ralphie Parker spends most of his time dodging a bully and dreaming of his ideal Christmas gift, a Red Ryder BB gun. Frequently at odds with his dad but comforted by his mom, Ralphie struggles to make it to Christmas Day with his glasses and hopes intact.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 9:00 am GMT
    A Christmas Story
    Ralphie Parker spends most of his time dodging a bully and dreaming of his ideal Christmas gift, a Red Ryder BB gun. Frequently at odds with his dad but comforted by his mom, Ralphie struggles to make it to Christmas Day with his glasses and hopes intact.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 11:00 am GMT
    A Christmas Story
    Ralphie Parker spends most of his time dodging a bully and dreaming of his ideal Christmas gift, a Red Ryder BB gun. Frequently at odds with his dad but comforted by his mom, Ralphie struggles to make it to Christmas Day with his glasses and hopes intact.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 1:00 pm GMT
    A Christmas Story
    Ralphie Parker spends most of his time dodging a bully and dreaming of his ideal Christmas gift, a Red Ryder BB gun. Frequently at odds with his dad but comforted by his mom, Ralphie struggles to make it to Christmas Day with his glasses and hopes intact.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 3:00 pm GMT
    A Christmas Story
    Ralphie Parker spends most of his time dodging a bully and dreaming of his ideal Christmas gift, a Red Ryder BB gun. Frequently at odds with his dad but comforted by his mom, Ralphie struggles to make it to Christmas Day with his glasses and hopes intact.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 5:00 pm GMT
    A Christmas Story
    Ralphie Parker spends most of his time dodging a bully and dreaming of his ideal Christmas gift, a Red Ryder BB gun. Frequently at odds with his dad but comforted by his mom, Ralphie struggles to make it to Christmas Day with his glasses and hopes intact.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 7:00 pm GMT
    A Christmas Story
    Ralphie Parker spends most of his time dodging a bully and dreaming of his ideal Christmas gift, a Red Ryder BB gun. Frequently at odds with his dad but comforted by his mom, Ralphie struggles to make it to Christmas Day with his glasses and hopes intact.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 9:00 pm GMT
    A Christmas Story
    Ralphie Parker spends most of his time dodging a bully and dreaming of his ideal Christmas gift, a Red Ryder BB gun. Frequently at odds with his dad but comforted by his mom, Ralphie struggles to make it to Christmas Day with his glasses and hopes intact.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 11:00 pm GMT
    A Christmas Story
    Ralphie Parker spends most of his time dodging a bully and dreaming of his ideal Christmas gift, a Red Ryder BB gun. Frequently at odds with his dad but comforted by his mom, Ralphie struggles to make it to Christmas Day with his glasses and hopes intact.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 1:00 am GMT
    A Christmas Story Christmas
    From Warner Bros. Pictures and HBO Max comes the family comedy "A Christmas Story Christmas," the long-awaited follow-up to the annual holiday favorite, "A Christmas Story," starring Peter Billingsley.
    TV-PG (V)
  • 3:15 am GMT
    Candy Cane Lane
    A laid off corporate marketer is on a mission to win his neighborhood's annual Christmas home decoration contest. In pursuit of the $100,000 prize, he inadvertently makes a deal with a mischievous elf that brings the 12 Days of Christmas to life.
    TV-PG (DL)
Friday, Dec 26

  • 5:45 am GMT
    A Christmas Story Christmas
    From Warner Bros. Pictures and HBO Max comes the family comedy "A Christmas Story Christmas," the long-awaited follow-up to the annual holiday favorite, "A Christmas Story," starring Peter Billingsley.
    TV-PG (V)
  • 8:00 am GMT
    Candy Cane Lane
    A laid off corporate marketer is on a mission to win his neighborhood's annual Christmas home decoration contest. In pursuit of the $100,000 prize, he inadvertently makes a deal with a mischievous elf that brings the 12 Days of Christmas to life.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 10:30 am GMT
    Pig Moon Rising
    Modern Family
    Mitchell accidentally knocks over an urn filled with the ashes of Cam's pet pig and devises a cover-up to hide his blunder. Hoping to catch Mitchell in his lie, Cam makes up a tall tale to trap him, but his own lie soon becomes too big to manage.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 11:00 am GMT
    The One Where Rachel Goes Back to Work
    Friends
    Rachel crosses swords with her temporary replacement at the shop. Phoebe wreaks havoc on the set of Joey's soap opera.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 11:30 am GMT
    The One with Phoebe's Rats
    Friends
    Monica invites Rachel's workplace rival to her birthday party. Joey flirts with Emma's new nanny, and Phoebe and Mike take care of a litter of rats.
    TV-PG
  • 12:00 pm GMT
    The One Where Monica Sings
    Friends
    Monica exults in the applause she receives on karaoke night, unaware that the cheering audience can see through her blouse.
    TV-PG
  • 12:30 pm GMT
    The One with the Blind Dates
    Friends
    Joey and Phoebe conspire to send Rachel and Ross on disastrous blind dates.
    TV-14
  • 1:00 pm GMT
    The One with the Mugging
    Friends
    Joey stumbles upon a way to impress a famous actor during an audition. Ross learns the identity of a long-ago mugger, and Chandler accepts an internship at a shoe company.
    TV-PG
  • 1:30 pm GMT
    The One with the Boob Job
    Friends
    Both Monica and Chandler secretly approach Joey for a loan. Phoebe invites Mike to move in with her, and Rachel baby-proofs the apartment.
    TV-PG
  • 2:00 pm GMT
    The One with the Memorial Service
    Friends
    Ross and Chandler trade barbed insults on their alma mater's Web site.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 2:30 pm GMT
    The One with the Lottery
    Friends
    The gang buys scads of lottery tickets for the multimillion-dollar jackpot.
    TV-PG
  • 3:00 pm GMT
    The One with Rachel's Dream
    Friends
    Rachel's visit to a soap opera set inspires her to dream about Joey. Chandler takes Ross on a weekend getaway after Monica cannot take time off from work.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 3:30 pm GMT
    The One with the Soap Opera Party
    Friends
    Ross invites an attractive paleontologist to a rooftop Days of Our Lives party being thrown by Joey.
    TV-PG (S)
  • 4:00 pm GMT
    The One with the Monkey
    Friends
    The friends promise to celebrate New Year's Eve without dates but soon all their plans change. Ross gets a pet monkey.
    TV-PG
  • 4:30 pm GMT
    The One with Phoebe's Dad
    Friends
    Phoebe learns the surprising truth about her father. Ross makes Monica's Christmas party guests miserable.
    TV-PG
  • 5:00 pm GMT
    The One Where Rachel Quits
    Friends
    Rachel wonders if she'll ever get another job after she quits Central Perk. Joey's new job selling Christmas trees upsets Phoebe. Ross breaks a little girl's leg.
    TV-PG
  • 5:30 pm GMT
    The One with the Girl from Poughkeepsie
    Friends
    Ross struggles to maintain a long-distance relationship. Chandler tries to get a date for Rachel. Monica schemes to establish authority at her new restaurant job.
    TV-PG
  • 6:00 pm GMT
    The One with the Inappropriate Sister
    Friends
    A bored Ross creates havoc in Joey and Chandler's lives. Rachel is disturbed by her date's inappropriate relationship with his sister.
    TV-PG
  • 6:30 pm GMT
    The One with the Routine
    Friends
    Joey plots the perfect opportunity to kiss Janine. Ross and Monica resurrect their dorky high school dance routine for a television special.
    TV-PG
  • 7:00 pm GMT
    The One with All the Candy
    Friends
    Rachel gets in trouble for dating her assistant. Monica tries to become friendlier with her neighbors. Phoebe needs lessons in riding a bike.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 7:30 pm GMT
    The One with the Holiday Armadillo
    Friends
    Ross teaches Ben about Chanukah. Phoebe worries that Rachel prefers living with Joey.
    TV-PG
  • 8:00 pm GMT
    The One with Monica's Boots
    Friends
    Chandler is angry when Monica buys expensive boots. Phoebe tries to get tickets to a Sting concert.
    TV-PG
  • 8:30 pm GMT
    The One with the Ross' Step Forward
    Friends
    Ross' new girlfriend orders Christmas cards with a photo of them on the cover.
    TV-PG
  • 9:00 pm GMT
    The One with Christmas in Tulsa
    Friends
    Monica fears the worst when she learns Chandler will be spending Christmas in Tulsa working on a deadline with a beautiful co-worker.
    TV-PG (S)
  • 9:30 pm GMT
    Pilot
    The Big Bang Theory
    Brilliant physicist roommates Leonard and Sheldon meet their new neighbor Penny, who begins showing them that as much as they know about science, they know little about actual living.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 10:00 pm GMT
    The Big Bran Hypothesis
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard volunteers to sign for a package in an attempt to make a good impression on Penny, but when he enlists Sheldon for help, his attempt at chivalry goes terribly awry.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 10:30 pm GMT
    The Fuzzy Boots Corollary
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard asks a work colleague out after he finds out Penny is seeing someone.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 11:00 pm GMT
    The Luminous Fish Effect
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon's getting fired forces him to explore what life has to offer outside physics, leaving Leonard to take drastic action to snap his friend out of his funk.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 11:30 pm GMT
    The Hamburger Postulate
    The Big Bang Theory
    Fearing he's wasting his time on Penny, Leonard ends up making a connection with Leslie. Meanwhile, Sheldon frets over a change to his hamburger routine.
    TV-PG (DS)
  • 12:00 am GMT
    The Middle Earth Paradigm
    The Big Bang Theory
    Penny hosts a Halloween party, putting Leonard, Sheldon, Wolowitz and Koothrappali through a new test of their social skills.
    TV-PG (DLS)
  • 12:30 am GMT
    The Dumpling Paradox
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Wolowitz goes AWOL with one of her friends, Penny's recruited to fill in for him on the guys' Halo team.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 1:00 am GMT
    Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    TV-14 (LV)
  • 4:00 am GMT
    Independence Day
    Strange atmospheric phenomena, ominous and mesmerizing, surface around the globe. The question of whether we're alone in the universe has been answered. In a matter of minutes, the lives of every person across the globe are forever changed.
    TV-PG (DLSV)