Monday, Sep 16

  • 5:45 am ET
    Grown Ups
    Five friends and former teammates reunite after many years to honor the passing of their childhood basketball coach. Picking up where they left off, they discover why growing older doesn't mean growing up.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 8:00 am ET
    Entourage
    Vince's first picture for new studio head Ari threatens to come off the rails in this film follow-up to the hit HBO series.
    TV-14 (DLS)
  • 10:00 am ET
    A Mind Is a Terrible Thing to Read
    Family Matters
    A chemistry experiment allows Urkel to read minds. Carl becomes troop leader of the Junior Woodsmen.
    TV-G
  • 10:30 am ET
    Stevil II: This Time He's Not Alone
    Family Matters
    Last year on Halloween, Steve created a small, evil ventriloquist's dummy in his image that came to life and wreaked havoc. Now the dummy, dubbed Stevil, returns with a nightmarish sidekick.
    TV-G
  • 11:00 am ET
    Stuffed Animals and a Sweet Southern Syzygy
    Young Sheldon
    While Mary's away, George finds himself giving advice on Missy's love life. And Georgie has a solution for Meemaw's business woes.
    TV-14
  • 11:30 am ET
    Money Laundering and a Cascade of Hormones
    Young Sheldon
    Missy asks some uncomfortable questions about sex in church.
    TV-14 (L)
  • 12:00 pm ET
    An Introduction to Engineering and a Glob of Hair Gel
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon takes his first engineering class with Professor Boucher. Also, Meemaw and Dale help take care of his ex-wife, June.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 12:30 pm ET
    The Grand Chancellor and a Den of Sin
    Young Sheldon
    While Sheldon battles the mysterious Grand Chancellor of the university over science requirements, Mary discovers that Georgie is working at Meemaw's illegal gambling room.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 1:00 pm ET
    The Yips and an Oddly Hypnotic Bohemian
    Young Sheldon
    While George Sr. plays handyman at Brenda Sparks' house, Sheldon gets the science yips and has to learn how not to think.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 1:30 pm ET
    An Expensive Glitch and a Goof-Off Room
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon gets a dorm room all to himself, which soon becomes the campus hotspot. Meanwhile, Meemaw gets an unwanted business partner.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 2:00 pm ET
    The One with the Blackout
    Friends
    A citywide power outage leaves Chandler stranded in the vestibule for an automatic banking machine with gorgeous model Jill Connick. Ross tries to ask Rachel out on a date. Joey learns Monica used to be infatuated with him.
    TV-PG
  • 2:30 pm ET
    The One with the Monkey
    Friends
    The friends promise to celebrate New Year's Eve without dates but soon all their plans change. Ross gets a pet monkey.
    TV-PG
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One with Mrs. Bing
    Friends
    Chandler's flamboyant mother comes to New York for a visit. Phoebe and Monica cause a traffic accident.
    TV-PG
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One with the Stoned Guy
    Friends
    A restaurant owner interviews Monica for a chef's position. Ross asks Joey how to talk dirty to women.
    TV-14
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The One with Two Parts: Part 1
    Friends
    Phoebe's twin sister causes confusion and conflict. Ross attends childbirth classes with his ex-wife and her girlfriend.
    TV-PG
  • 4:30 pm ET
    The One with Two Parts: Part 2
    Friends
    Rachel and Monica squabble over two handsome doctors. Ross ponders his impending fatherhood with his own father.
    TV-PG
  • 5:00 pm ET
    The One with the Evil Orthodontist
    Friends
    Rachel reunites with her duplicitous ex-fiance. Chandler agonizes about a woman who doesn't call him after the first date.
    TV-14 (S)
  • 5:30 pm ET
    The One with the Birth
    Friends
    When Carol gives birth, Ross and Susan almost miss the event. Joey befriends an unmarried pregnant woman.
    TV-PG
  • 6:00 pm ET
    The One with Phoebe's Husband
    Friends
    Everyone is surprised when Phoebe's husband shows up.
    TV-PG
  • 6:30 pm ET
    The One with the Chicken Pox
    Friends
    When Phoebe catches chickenpox, her chances for romance with a former lover are almost ruined. Monica worries that she is too strange for Richard.
    TV-PG
  • 7:00 pm ET
    The One with the Jam
    Friends
    Monica wants to have a baby. A man is stalking Phoebe.
    TV-PG
  • 7:30 pm ET
    The One with Phoebe's Ex-Partner
    Friends
    Phoebe's ex-singing partner wants to make Phoebe's signature song, Smelly Cat, a commercial success. Chandler dates a woman with a handicap.
    TV-PG
  • 8:00 pm ET
    The Bozeman Reaction
    The Big Bang Theory
    A robbery of their apartment sees Leonard and Sheldon call on their friends to devise a security system.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 8:30 pm ET
    The Einstein Approximation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Stuck on the solution to a physics problem, Sheldon seeks a number of alternative approaches to change his thinking and free the mental block -- including working with Penny at The Cheesecake Factory.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 9:00 pm ET
    The Large Hadron Collision
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Leonard is offered a trip to Switzerland on Valentine's Day to see a particle accelerator, he must choose between taking Penny or Sheldon.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 9:30 pm ET
    The Excelsior Acquisition
    The Big Bang Theory
    An appearance in traffic court comes at the worst possible time for Sheldon, the same day Stan Lee is appearing at the comic book store.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 10:00 pm ET
    The Precious Fragmentation
    The Big Bang Theory
    The guys go to a garage sale and find a ring from the Lord of the Rings films, and the rare find threatens their friendship.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 10:30 pm ET
    The Pants Alternative
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon's fear of speaking in front of large groups threatens his ability to accept an award, so the gang tries to help him get ready for the big night.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 11:00 pm ET
    The Wheaton Recurrence
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon gets to square off at the bowling alley against nemesis Wil Wheaton. Meanwhile, Leonard's miffed when Penny doesn't respond the way he hoped after saying "I love you."
    TV-PG (DLS)
  • 11:30 pm ET
    The Spaghetti Catalysis
    The Big Bang Theory
    Subsequent to Leonard and Penny's break-up, Sheldon tries to hide from Leonard and the gang that he had a friendly spaghetti dinner at Penny's.
    TV-14 (D)
  • 12:00 am ET
    The Plimpton Stimulation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon hosts a visiting female physicist, but her intelligence seems matched by her libido.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 12:30 am ET
    The Staircase Implementation
    The Big Bang Theory
    A squabble over the thermostat setting leads to Leonard going over to Penny's and recounting for her the story of how he met and moved in with Sheldon.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 1:00 am ET
    The Lunar Excitation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Howard and Raj try to find the perfect match for Sheldon by setting him up on an Internet dating site. Seeing her new boyfriend interact with the gang makes it clear to Penny that she can't go back to dating dumb jocks after dating Leonard.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 1:30 am ET
    The Robotic Manipulation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Howard uses a robotic arm for his own pleasure. Sheldon goes on a date with Amy Farrah Fowler, his first date ever, and Penny finds herself accompanying them.
    TV-14 (D)
  • 2:00 am ET
    Not Particularly Desperate Housewives
    American Dad
    As Stan continues to dominate the household, Francine finds herself idolizing a group of women. She tries to impress them and even lies in order to gain acceptance into their group, until she realizes they aren't as perfect as they seem.
    TV-14 (DSV)
  • 2:30 am ET
    Rough Trade
    American Dad
    After Stan and Roger have a rough day, they get into a fight that leads to a soul switch where they get a taste of life in each other's shoes. After the excitement stales, they face each other's problems.
    TV-14 (DLSV)
  • 3:00 am ET
    Roger 'n Me
    American Dad
    When Stan goes to Atlantic City for a bachelor party and is shunned by his so-called best friend, Roger steps in and becomes Stan's new sidekick. Their friendship goes to a whole new level, but what happens in Atlantic City doesn't necessarily stay there.
    TV-14 (DLSV)
  • 3:30 am ET
    Helping Handis
    American Dad
    Stan wants Steve to be popular and goes to desperate measures by giving him steroids to make him bigger, better, and part of the in-crowd at school.
    TV-14 (DSV)
Tuesday, Sep 17

  • 4:00 am ET
    With Friends Like Steve's
    American Dad
    After Steve shows a lack of interest in Stan's job, Stan replaces him with Barry, Steve's obese friend, who is in fact malicious (without his medication) and plots to replace Steve completely.
    TV-14 (DV)
  • 4:30 am ET
    Tears of a Clooney
    American Dad
    Francine is feeling depressed as another birthday comes around. In an effort to cheer her up, Stan helps Francine hatch a plan to break George Clooney's heart. Meanwhile, Roger adopts a bunch of orphans to help work his vineyard.
    TV-14 (DLV)
  • 5:00 am ET
    Camp Refoogee
    American Dad
    Stan tries to get Steve to attend summer camp, The only one he can find, however, turns out to be a refugee camp in Africa. Meanwhile, Roger and Francine take up role-playing, though they can't come up with a mutual backstory.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 5:30 am ET
    The American Dad After School Special
    American Dad
    Steve starts dating an overweight girl. Stan's insecurity about his own body image leads him to anorexia.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 6:00 am ET
    Failure Is Not a Factory-Installed Option
    American Dad
    Stan loses his confidence, and his job, when a car salesman gets the best of him in a negotiation. Meanwhile, Roger and Steve set up a makeshift drive-in to try to get to first base with popular schoolgirls.
    TV-14 (DLSV)
  • 6:30 am ET
    Lincoln Lover
    American Dad
    Greg introduces Stan to the Langley Falls Log Cabin Republicans. Only after Stan is taken with their fabulous ways does he realize that it's a gay group. To gain further acceptance into this wonderful group, Stan decides to become gay.
    TV-14 (DLS)
  • 7:00 am ET
    OMFG Girl Run!
    Wipeout
    All the way from Luxembourg, frisbee camp and even homeschool, teams face the most challenging obstacles in Wipeout history for a chance at $25,000!
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 8:00 am ET
    Love at First Trip
    Wipeout
    Mermaids, motivational speakers and cosplayers take on the demanding Wipeout obstacle course, all vying for a $25,000 payday!
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 9:00 am ET
    Original Gangsta Dawg
    Family Matters
    Trouble comes to town when Urkel's cousin, Original Gangsta Dawg, pays a visit and clashes with both Carl and Laura.
    TV-G
  • 9:30 am ET
    Deck the Malls
    Family Matters
    Myra gets Steve a job in the local mall working in the gift-wrapping department, while Carl and Laura portray Santa Claus and Santa's helper.
    TV-G
  • 10:00 am ET
    Grill of My Dreams
    Family Matters
    Steve convinces Mr. Tanaka, the owner of a Japanese restaurant, to teach him how to cook Japanese food.
    TV-G
  • 10:30 am ET
    Breaking Up Is Hard to Do
    Family Matters
    Steve and Myra break up. Eddie leaves college to become a cop.
    TV-G
  • 11:00 am ET
    A Lock-In, a Weather Girl and a Disgusting Habit
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon acts as Mary's spy when he's forced to spend the night at church for a youth lock-in. Meanwhile, Georgie finds himself attracted to an older woman.
    TV-PG
  • 11:30 am ET
    A Pink Cadillac and a Glorious Tribal Dance
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon attends his first comic book convention, and Mary tries selling make-up.
    TV-PG
  • 12:00 pm ET
    A Lot of Band-Aids and the Cooper Surrender
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon makes friends with his dorm neighbors. Meanwhile, George Sr. learns his job is in jeopardy.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 12:30 pm ET
    A Free Scratcher and Feminine Wiles
    Young Sheldon
    When a new scientist joins the lab, Sheldon is the odd man out. Meanwhile, Mary is given a lotto ticket.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 1:00 pm ET
    A Lobster, an Armadillo and a Way Bigger Number
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon joins Dr. Linkletter and Dr. Sturgis on a science road trip, which lands them in the middle of nowhere. Meanwhile, Georgie continues to lie about his age.
    TV-14 (L)
  • 1:30 pm ET
    A Solo Peanut, a Social Butterfly and the Truth
    Young Sheldon
    In the 100th episode, Sheldon gets an odd request from an old friend, while George and Mary are caught in the middle of Meemaw and Dale's breakup, and Georgie comes clean to Mandy.
    TV-14
  • 2:00 pm ET
    The One After the Super Bowl: Part 1
    Friends
    Ross searches for his former pet monkey. Joey dates an obsessed fan.
    TV-PG
  • 2:30 pm ET
    The One After the Super Bowl: Part 2
    Friends
    Ross spends some quality time with Marcel, his former pet monkey. Chandler gets a big surprise from a sexy former classmate.
    TV-PG
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One Where Ross and Rachel...You Know
    Friends
    Ross and Rachel encounter obstacles to romance. Monica becomes enamored with a handsome, older doctor.
    TV-14 (S)
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One with the Hypnosis Tape
    Friends
    Phoebe is distraught when her brother wants to marry a woman twice his age. While working as a waitress, Monica gets a tip from an admirer worth a small fortune. A hypnosis tape makes Chandler act like a woman.
    TV-PG
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The One with the Screamer
    Friends
    Ross tries to convince Rachel that her date is psychotic. Joey's play gets terrible reviews.
    TV-PG
  • 4:30 pm ET
    The One with the Ultimate Fighting Champion
    Friends
    Monica's boyfriend cannot stop fighting. Chandler's boss is overly friendly.
    TV-PG
  • 5:00 pm ET
    The One with the Cuffs
    Friends
    Monica tries to prove her mother wrong. Chandler gets into an embarrassing situation while dating Rachel's boss.
    TV-14 (S)
  • 5:30 pm ET
    The One with the Dirty Girl
    Friends
    Ross' beautiful new girlfriend has a disgusting secret. Chandler becomes more familiar with Joey's girlfriend.
    TV-PG
  • 6:00 pm ET
    The One with Phoebe's Uterus
    Friends
    Phoebe's half-brother makes an astounding announcement and a thought-provoking request. Joey finds himself in a class struggle.
    TV-14 (D)
  • 6:30 pm ET
    The One with Ross's Wedding: Part 1
    Friends
    Rachel stays home while the others go to England for Ross' wedding.
    TV-PG
  • 7:00 pm ET
    The One with Ross's Wedding: Part 2
    Friends
    Rachel frantically tries to get to London before Ross marries Emily. Ross' father clashes with Emily's.
    TV-PG
  • 7:30 pm ET
    The One Where Ross Moves In
    Friends
    Joey and Chandler regret letting Ross move in with them. Rachel schemes to get her new neighbor to ask her on a date.
    TV-PG
  • 8:00 pm ET
    The Cruciferous Vegetable Amplification
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon calculates that he'll be dead before technology exists to download his consciousness into a robot, so he goes on a binge of healthy living and ultra-safety.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 8:30 pm ET
    The Zazzy Substitution
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon breaks up with Amy Farrah Fowler, and the guys worry when he starts replacing her with cats.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 9:00 pm ET
    The Hot Troll Deviation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Wolowitz is embarrassed when a secret of his is revealed, and Sheldon and Raj battle at work.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 9:30 pm ET
    The Desperation Emanation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon meets Amy Farrah Fowler's mother and comes to the realization he no longer wants to see Amy, and Leonard realizes everyone is in a relationship except for him.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 10:00 pm ET
    The Irish Pub Formulation
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Raj's sister has a one-day layover, he forbids the others from hooking up with her, unaware she and Leonard already did long ago.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 10:30 pm ET
    The Apology Insufficiency
    The Big Bang Theory
    The rest of the gang is interviewed by the FBI for Wolowitz's security clearance with Sheldon accidentally letting slip some damaging information.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 11:00 pm ET
    MLB on TBS Leadoff
    MLB Pre-Game on TBS
    No Rating Available
  • 11:30 pm ET
    Philadelphia Phillies at Milwaukee Brewers
    MLB on TBS
    The Philadelphia Phillies take on the Milwaukee Brewers, September 17, 2024, at 7:30 p.m.
    No Rating Available
  • 2:30 am ET
    MLB on TBS Closer
    MLB Post-Game on TBS
    No Rating Available
  • 3:00 am ET
    The Day Alex Left for College
    Modern Family
    Phil and Claire are feeling a little snubbed by their kids when Alex intentionally gives them the wrong college move-in date to avoid making it a big deal, and Luke seems less than eager to spend the day with Phil at his open house.
    TV-PG (V)
  • 3:30 am ET
    The Closet Case
    Modern Family
    Phil helps Haley convince Claire to allow Dylan to move in temporarily but ends up having major second thoughts. Meanwhile, Mitch takes on a consulting job for Jay's biggest rival, and Gloria and Cameron disagree on how to handle Manny's girl problem.
    TV-PG (DL)
Wednesday, Sep 18

  • 4:00 am ET
    She Crazy
    Modern Family
    Phil is all-in on project hatch-the-duck-eggs, but no one else is as enthused. Meanwhile, Claire is nervous about pitching her new closet ideas to Jay and his creative team, and Gloria and Manny help each other out with their respective "crushes."
    TV-PG (L)
  • 4:30 am ET
    The Verdict
    Modern Family
    Claire is excited to give Haley and Alex a great experience for "Bring Your Daughter to Work Day," and Phil takes Luke and Manny's class out for community service day, which becomes a teachable moment in more ways than one.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 5:00 am ET
    The More You Ignore Me
    Modern Family
    Claire and Phil have their hands full when Luke gets arrested for driving without a license, then they catch Alex sneaking out of a liquor store. Elsewhere, Cam tries to convince Gloria to recreate and sell her family's hot sauce.
    TV-14
  • 5:30 am ET
    Phil's Sexy, Sexy House
    Modern Family
    Everyone is at Jay and Gloria's for Thanksgiving leftovers, and after a conversation about the house that Phil is helping to sell, everyone gets the same idea to sneak in. Unbeknownst to one another, they all choose the same day to go.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 6:00 am ET
    Clean Out Your Junk Drawer
    Modern Family
    Gloria wins a bid at the school auction for a family seminar with famed doctor and author Debra Radcliffe, whose self-help book "Clean Out Your Junk Drawer" encourages people to get out all their emotional junk to become better partners and spouses.
    TV-PG (DLS)
  • 6:30 am ET
    Playdates
    Modern Family
    Claire and Phil have dinner plans with a couple who never pick up the bill. Gloria organizes a playdate with a couple who have a son that's Joe's age, and Haley, Alex and Luke are surprised when Uncle Mitchell comes over to cash in a birthday coupon.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 7:00 am ET
    Spread Your Wings
    Modern Family
    Sick of having ducks around the house, Claire and the kids seize an opportunity to help the ducks leave the nest while Phil is away. Meanwhile, Jay helps Mitch with Lily's sleepover, and Gloria and Cam are off on a hot pepper heist orchestrated by Manny.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 7:30 am ET
    Clean for a Day
    Modern Family
    Before Claire takes over Jay's closet business, she decides she must get the house in order; unfortunately, Phil and Luke can't bear to part with anything, and Alex digs up old feelings when she finds Sanjay's sweatshirt.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 8:00 am ET
    Crazy for You
    Family Matters
    Spurned by Steve, Myra devises an elaborate scheme to sabotage the relationship between Steve and Laura. But her plan fails, and Laura ends up kissing Steve.
    TV-G
  • 8:30 am ET
    Crazier for You
    Family Matters
    When Steve and Laura finally go on their first official date together, Myra interrupts it- dressed exactly like Laura.
    TV-G
  • 9:00 am ET
    Whose Man Is It Anyway?
    Family Matters
    Myrtle and Greta fight about Eddie in the boxing ring.
    TV-G
  • 9:30 am ET
    Polkapalooza
    Family Matters
    Laura refuses to attend a polka festival with Steve, but when she sees how important it is to him, she dons a silly dress and accompanies him.
    TV-G
  • 10:00 am ET
    Throw Steve From the Train
    Family Matters
    Carl is stuck for hours on a train with unwitting stowaway Urkel.
    TV-G
  • 10:30 am ET
    Don't Make Me Over
    Family Matters
    After a cosmetic make-over, Myrtle decides she likes her old self better.
    TV-G
  • 11:00 am ET
    A Suitcase Full of Cash and a Yellow Clown Car
    Young Sheldon
    When Meemaw's gambling room is a success, she finds herself with a suitcase of illegal cash. Meanwhile, Missy starts a business and Sheldon dips his toe in the stock market.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 11:30 am ET
    Babies, Lies and a Resplendent Cannoli
    Young Sheldon
    While Sheldon copes with the death of a hero, Georgie struggles with his big secret, and Missy wants to babysit.
    TV-14 (D)
  • 12:00 pm ET
    A God-Fearin' Baptist and a Hot Trophy Husband
    Young Sheldon
    George and Mary insist on meeting the new woman in Georgie's life, while Sheldon and Missy have suspicions about what's going on with their family.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 12:30 pm ET
    Uncle Sheldon and a Hormonal Firecracker
    Young Sheldon
    Despite the whole family trying to keep it a secret, Sheldon and Missy learn about Georgie's pregnancy.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 1:00 pm ET
    White Trash, Holy Rollers and Punching People
    Young Sheldon
    With the Coopers facing judgement from the congregation in the wake of Georgie's pregnancy, Sheldon is distracted by the family drama, while Missy stands up for her brother.
    TV-PG (DLV)
  • 1:30 pm ET
    A Clogged Pore, a Little Spanish and the Future
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon struggles with the first signs of puberty while his parents both hunt for new jobs, and Georgie and Meemaw take a business trip across the border.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 2:00 pm ET
    The One with the Girl Who Hits Joey
    Friends
    Chandler thinks Monica wants more from their relationship. Ross fails to impress his new neighbors.
    TV-PG
  • 2:30 pm ET
    The One with the Cop
    Friends
    Joey wonders if he is in love with Monica. Phoebe impersonates a police officer.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One in Vegas: Part 1
    Friends
    The gang travels to Las Vegas, Nevada, where more than one surprise awaits. After Ross misinterprets Rachel's actions, a war of public humiliation results.
    TV-PG (DS)
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One in Vegas: Part 2
    Friends
    Monica and Chandler get lucky in Las Vegas, Nevada. Rachel makes Ross regret playing a prank on her. Joey schemes for fame and fortune.
    TV-PG (DS)
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The One Where Phoebe Runs
    Friends
    Chandler learns how obsessively neat Monica is when he attempts to do her a favor. Joey desperately tries not to flirt with his sexy new roommate.
    TV-PG
  • 4:30 pm ET
    The One with Ross's Teeth
    Friends
    The guys explore their femininity. Phoebe causes trouble when she kisses someone at Rachel's work.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 5:00 pm ET
    The One with Rachel's Sister
    Friends
    Rachel tries to help her pampered younger sister, Jill, find independence but Jill flirting with Ross is not part of the plan. Monica won't admit that she is sick.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 5:30 pm ET
    The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad
    Friends
    Ross is nervous about meeting Paul, Elizabeth's dad, and invites the gang to the coffeehouse for moral support.
    TV-PG
  • 6:00 pm ET
    The One with Ross' Library Book
    Friends
    Chandler's former girlfriend manipulates Chandler and Monica. Rachel and Phoebe meddle in Joey's relationship.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 6:30 pm ET
    The One Where They're Up All Night
    Friends
    Monica falls asleep during sex. Rachel argues with Tag. Ross and Joey get stranded on the roof.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 7:00 pm ET
    The One Where Rosita Dies
    Friends
    Phoebe becomes involved with a suicidal office worker. Rachel breaks Joey's favorite chair. Monica's beloved childhood belongings are destroyed.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 7:30 pm ET
    The One with Joey's New Brain
    Friends
    Joey's character on a daytime drama becomes more prominent to the chagrin of the show's diva star. Phoebe and Rachel argue over who should return a sexy man's misplaced cell phone to him.
    TV-PG (S)
  • 8:00 pm ET
    The 21-Second Excitation
    The Big Bang Theory
    The guys camp out in line to see a print of Raiders of the Lost Ark with 21 extra seconds and are outraged to see Wil Wheaton and his friends being allowed to skip the line. Penny and Bernadette invite Amy to their girls night.
    TV-14 (D)
  • 8:30 pm ET
    The Boyfriend Complexity
    The Big Bang Theory
    Penny asks Leonard to lie to her visiting father, while Howard, Raj and Bernadette spend all night looking through a telescope.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 9:00 pm ET
    The Alien Parasite Hypothesis
    The Big Bang Theory
    Amy crushes on one of Penny's dim ex-boyfriends, Zack. Raj and Wolowitz argue over who'd be the better superhero.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 9:30 pm ET
    The Justice League Recombination
    The Big Bang Theory
    The guys get Zack and Penny to join their Justice League costume for a New Year's Eve bash at the comic book store.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 10:00 pm ET
    The Bus Pants Utilization
    The Big Bang Theory
    Their friendship becomes strained when Sheldon tries to take over Leonard's creation of a smartphone application that solves differential equations.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 10:30 pm ET
    The Love Car Displacement
    The Big Bang Theory
    Howard is jealous when Bernadette runs into her old boyfriend at a science event they're attending.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 11:00 pm ET
    The Thespian Catalyst
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon wants acting lessons from Penny, hoping they will make him a better teacher.
    TV-14 (D)
  • 11:30 pm ET
    The Benefactor Factor
    The Big Bang Theory
    After meeting at a fundraising gala, an aged but wealthy Caltech donor makes Leonard ponder if he's willing to have sex with her to secure another donation.
    TV-14 (D)
  • 12:00 am ET
    Ep. 259 - Dynamite 9/18/2024
    All Elite Wrestling: Dynamite
    All Elite Wrestling continues to inject new spirit, freshness, and energy into to mainstream wrestling featuring a world-class roster of diverse male and female wrestlers.
    TV-14 (DLV)
  • 2:00 am ET
    Thunk in the Trunk
    Modern Family
    Now that Claire has been running the closet business for a while, she and Phil have fallen into a new rhythm, with Claire assuming the role of the breadwinner and Phil as the invisible housewife, but Phil will not stand being under-appreciated for long.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 2:30 am ET
    The Storm
    Modern Family
    A thunderstorm brings widespread power outages, and the family goes to Jay and Gloria's to use their generator, but Jay is desperately trying to make it to a reunion with old Navy buddies. Meanwhile, Phil tries to be a hero but only causes more headaches.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 3:00 am ET
    I Don't Know How She Does It
    Modern Family
    Claire has turned into super mom, running Jay's closet business and while still having time for all her duties at home. The kids are happy, but Phil couldn't be more frustrated. Unbeknownst to him, Claire has a secret weapon called a personal assistant.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 3:30 am ET
    The Cover-Up
    Modern Family
    Phil has a new client who happens to be "his type," and knowing that might get him in trouble with Claire, he tells some seemingly innocent lies, which then spiral out of control. Meanwhile, Gloria suspects her yoga instructor has the hots for her.
    TV-PG (L)
Thursday, Sep 19

  • 4:00 am ET
    Express Yourself
    Modern Family
    Phil has the crazy idea of going on a spontaneous trip to Paris with Claire. Meanwhile, Jay has taken over their bathroom remodel, and Cameron's sister Pam is staying at the house after her husband has left her, but she is driving Mitchell crazy.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 4:30 am ET
    The Party
    Modern Family
    Manny and Luke are in charge of babysitting Lily so that the adults can enjoy a day to themselves. Claire and Gloria have a lovely trip to the spa planned; Phil and Mitch nerd out at the movies; and Jay and Cam go to a sports bar to watch the big fight.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 5:00 am ET
    Man Shouldn't Lie
    Modern Family
    Claire brings home a stray dog and gets the kids to help her hide it from Phil while she tries to find its owner. Unfortunately, her evasive behavior only makes Phil try even harder to shower her with more attention.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 5:30 am ET
    Promposal
    Modern Family
    With Closet-Con right around the corner, Claire is on high alert. Meanwhile, Phil and Gloria confront Auntie Alice for stealing her hot sauce recipe, Jay tries to teach Joe how to do some manly handy work, and Mitch helps Luke with his "promposal."
    TV-PG (D)
  • 6:00 am ET
    Crazy Train
    Modern Family
    Dede is getting remarried and Manny convinces the family to take the train up to the wedding. Jay could not be more ecstatic that Dede has moved on for good, but his overenthusiasm might come back and bite him later.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 6:30 am ET
    Double-Click
    Modern Family
    Claire can't seem to find the right time to fire an employee, Phil thinks he caught Luke with a girl in his bed, and no one's noticed that Alex has moved back home. Also, Jay can't accept that it might be harder to reenter the workforce than he thought.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 7:00 am ET
    A Tale of Three Cities
    Modern Family
    After trips take the Dunphys to New York; Mitch, Cam and Lily to the Midwest; and Jay, Gloria, Manny and Joe to Juarez, Mexico; the Pritchett-Dunphy-Tucker clan reunites, with all of the families converging at home for Father's Day.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 7:30 am ET
    A Stereotypical Day
    Modern Family
    Jay wants to make a good impression on a new family across the street, while Manny decides that the best way to a girl's heart is through his actions. Meanwhile, at the Pritchett house, the family is using Alex's recent bout of mono to their advantage.
    TV-14
  • 8:00 am ET
    Roland Proudheart
    Miracle Workers
    Sid buys a flashy new vehicle called a "Bifi," and it starts to become his whole personality. Scraps returns to his old village.
    TV-14 (LV)
  • 8:30 am ET
    Pop Goes the Question
    Family Matters
    Both Urkel and Stephan propose to Laura.
    TV-G
  • 9:00 am ET
    Lost in Space Part 1
    Family Matters
    Urkel becomes the first student astronaut. Eddie becomes a meter maid.
    TV-G
  • 9:30 am ET
    Lost in Space Part 2
    Family Matters
    A wayward satellite hits Urkel's spacecraft. Meter-maid duty turns dangerous.
    TV-G
  • 10:00 am ET
    The Mama Who Came to Dinner
    Family Matters
    Mother Winslow asserts a little too much authority when she comes to live with her son Carl and his family.
    TV-G
  • 10:30 am ET
    Two Income Family
    Family Matters
    The Winslows must cut costs when Harriette loses her job as an elevator operator.
    TV-G
  • 11:00 am ET
    Four Hundred Cartons of Undeclared Cigarettes and a Niblingo
    Young Sheldon
    George Sr. bails Meemaw and Georgie out of jail. Also, Sheldon and Missy meet Mandy, and Mary feels unwelcome at church.
    TV-PG
  • 11:30 am ET
    Future Worf and the Margarita of the South Pacific
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon and Missy try to help the family's finances. Also, Mary struggles to find her footing without the church.
    TV-PG
  • 12:00 pm ET
    Passion's Harvest and a Sheldocracy
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon must choose sides in an ethical dilemma. Mary tries her hand at writing. Mandy needs a new place to live.
    TV-PG
  • 12:30 pm ET
    Blonde Ambition and the Concept of Zero
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon makes a terrifying mathematical discovery while tutoring Billy. Also, Mary is jealous of Missy's relationship with Mandy and MeeMaw.
    TV-PG
  • 1:00 pm ET
    A Resident Advisor and the Word 'Sketchy'
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon becomes a dorm RA. Meemaw and Dale make a sketchy business deal. Mary and George Sr. rekindle their romance.
    TV-PG
  • 1:30 pm ET
    An Ugly Car, an Affair and Some Kickass Football
    Young Sheldon
    George Sr. is asked to help with the football team. Mandy discovers Georgie and Meemaw's secret business.
    TV-PG
  • 2:00 pm ET
    The One with the Truth About London
    Friends
    Chandler finds out who Monica really wanted to have sex with on the night they became lovers. Ross is furious after Rachel teaches Ben practical jokes.
    TV-PG
  • 2:30 pm ET
    The One with the Cheap Wedding Dress
    Friends
    Monica battles another shopper for the perfect wedding dress. Ross and Joey compete for the same woman.
    TV-PG
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One with Ross & Monica's Cousin
    Friends
    Monica's gorgeous cousin unwittingly wreaks havoc on Chandler and Ross. Rachel and Phoebe hastily plan a surprise bridal party for Monica.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One with Rachel's Big Kiss
    Friends
    Rachel reveals a titillating secret about her and a former sorority sister. Ross and Chandler compete for wedding tuxedos.
    TV-PG (S)
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The One with Chandler's Dad
    Friends
    Chandler confronts his estranged cross-dressing father. Rachel gets into trouble driving Monica's Porsche.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 4:30 pm ET
    The One with Rachel's Date
    Friends
    Ross is horrified when Rachel goes on a date with a soap-opera star. Phoebe is attracted to a clumsy chef whom Monica wants to fire.
    TV-PG
  • 5:00 pm ET
    The One with the Halloween Party
    Friends
    At Monica's Halloween party, Phoebe meets her twin sister's fiance and finds that she is attracted to him.
    TV-PG
  • 5:30 pm ET
    The One with the Rumor
    Friends
    Monica encounters a high-school friend and invites him to Thanksgiving Day dinner.
    TV-PG
  • 6:00 pm ET
    The One with the Tea Leaves
    Friends
    Rachel devises a lie about her unborn child that she hopes will break the silence between her and Joey. Phoebe reads tea leaves and predicts she will soon encounter the man of her dreams.
    TV-PG
  • 6:30 pm ET
    The One Where Emma Cries
    Friends
    Joey seeks forgiveness from Ross, while Rachel tries to quell Emma's incessant crying.
    TV-PG
  • 7:00 pm ET
    The One with the Pediatrician
    Friends
    Emma's pediatrician drops her as a patient because of Rachel's constant calls.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 7:30 pm ET
    The One with the Male Nanny
    Friends
    Ross ridicules Rachel's choice of a male nanny.
    TV-PG
  • 8:00 pm ET
    The Cohabitation Formulation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Howard contemplates a serious decision in his relationship with Bernadette, and Leonard and Raj's sister start seeing each other again.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 8:30 pm ET
    The Toast Derivation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon is in a crisis when he realizes he's not the epicenter of the group, so he decides to find new friends.
    TV-14 (D)
  • 9:00 pm ET
    The Prestidigitation Approximation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard has a tough choice to make when Priya asks him to stop spending time with Penny, forcing him to choose between the two women, and Howard keeps pestering Sheldon with a magic trick.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 9:30 pm ET
    The Zarnecki Incursion
    The Big Bang Theory
    The guys become sleuths to find out who hacked Sheldon's online-game account.
    TV-14 (L)
  • 10:00 pm ET
    The Herb Garden Germination
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Amy decide to start rumors about themselves as a social test. Meanwhile, Howard takes his relationship with Bernadette to an even higher level.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 10:30 pm ET
    The Agreement Dissection
    The Big Bang Theory
    Priya uses her legal expertise to rip apart Sheldon's roommate agreement, and the women take the flustered Sheldon out dancing.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 11:00 pm ET
    The Wildebeest Implementation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Raj makes an attempt to cure his phobia of talking to women, and Penny spies on Leonard and Priya with the help of Bernadette.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 11:30 pm ET
    The Engagement Reaction
    The Big Bang Theory
    Mrs. Wolowitz ends up in the hospital after Howard tells her he's marrying Bernadette. While there, Leonard stresses over Penny and Priya warming up to one another.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 12:00 am ET
    The Roommate Transmogrification
    The Big Bang Theory
    Raj moves in with Sheldon when Leonard and Priya's Star Trek bedroom fantasy is too much for him, and the guys tease Howard when Bernadette gets her PhD, making Howard the only one without a doctorate.
    TV-PG (DLS)
  • 12:30 am ET
    The Skank Reflex Analysis
    The Big Bang Theory
    On the fifth season premiere, Penny worries that she's screwed things up permanently with her friends after her night with Raj, while Sheldon takes command of the paintball team.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 1:00 am ET
    The Infestation Hypothesis
    The Big Bang Theory
    A battle of wills between Sheldon and Penny leaves Amy caught in the middle, while Leonard tries to spice up his long-distance relationship with Priya (Aarti Mann).
    TV-14 (D)
  • 1:30 am ET
    The Pulled Groin Extrapolation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Attending a co-worker's wedding, Leonard and Amy (Mayim Bialik) get to know each other better, while Howard and Bernadette spend the weekend with Mrs. Wolowitz!
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 2:00 am ET
    Shake What Daddy Gave Ya
    Impractical Jokers
    The Jokers come in hot and correct "rude" behavior in this episode, but not before adding an unusual fee to customers' bills! Sadly, one of them couldn't wrap his mind around winning this week, so he'll have to wrap his legs around something else!
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 2:30 am ET
    Joey Fatone
    Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes
    Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes packs classic, fan-favorite episodes with shareable pop-up facts, behind-the-scenes stories and surprising factoids directly from the Jokers.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 3:00 am ET
    Superbad
    Determined to have sex before leaving for college, two teenagers agree to buy the booze for the coolest party in town, leading to a night they'll never forget.
    TV-14 (DLSV)
Friday, Sep 20

  • 5:15 am ET
    Superbad
    Determined to have sex before leaving for college, two teenagers agree to buy the booze for the coolest party in town, leading to a night they'll never forget.
    TV-14 (DLSV)
  • 7:30 am ET
    Blindsided
    Modern Family
    The Dunphys and Pritchetts go head-to-head when Luke decides his best chance at getting into college is running for class president against Manny. The election is even more important to Jay, Gloria and Claire, who prove to be dubious campaign managers.
    TV-14
  • 8:00 am ET
    Weathering Heights
    Modern Family
    Phil can't cover up his excitement when he's invited to appear in a real-estate news segment. The day gets even better after meeting his "weatherman" hero, Rainer Shine. Phil made one little mistake; he introduced him to Hayley.
    TV-14
  • 8:30 am ET
    Halloween 4: The Revenge of Rod Skyhook
    Modern Family
    Luke's Halloween party isn't the monster bash he dreamed of, and now he's at risk of having the worst party of the year. Sensing trouble, the Dunphys realize all his party needs is a visit from Rod Skyhook, a little promotion, and some adult supervision.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 9:00 am ET
    Grab It!
    Modern Family
    Jay's favorite place in the world may be losing some of its charm when Phil considers becoming a member. At the Dunphy house, Claire mistakes her influence on Alex's life choices, and Hayley cares too much about what Alex thinks about hers.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 9:30 am ET
    Thanksgiving Jamboree
    Modern Family
    It's a Thanksgiving jamboree at the Pritchett-Tucker home this year, and Cameron has spared no expense. While Phil tries to get used to Rainer Shine dating his daughter, Hayley has to tell him that she'd rather spend the holiday with her new boyfriend.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 10:00 am ET
    The Alliance
    Modern Family
    Hayley's day with Rainer Shine's daughter doesn't go as expected. Meanwhile, Luke finds himself in a compromising position with a widow, and Gloria, Phil and Cam form a secret alliance to ensure their respective "mistakes" are hidden from their spouses.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 10:30 am ET
    Snow Ball
    Modern Family
    When Manny and Luke put on the school's lavish winter dance and end up over their heads due to a texting error, it is up to them to fix it before the end of the night. Meanwhile, Gloria, Claire, Mitchell and Cam all volunteer at the dance.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 11:00 am ET
    A Tougher Nut and a Note on File
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon's search for a comic book leads him to a breakthrough. Also, Georgie and Mandy have an uncomfortable first encounter with her parents, Jim and Audrey.
    TV-PG
  • 11:30 am ET
    Legalese and a Whole Hoo-Ha
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon's database invention puts him at odds with the university. Also, the church takes issue with Meemaw's video store.
    TV-PG
  • 12:00 pm ET
    College Dropouts and the Medford Miracle
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon considers dropping out of college to focus on building his database. Also, George Sr. is frustrated when someone else gets credit for his football wins.
    TV-PG
  • 12:30 pm ET
    Pancake Sunday and Textbook Flirting
    Young Sheldon
    Mary struggles to make new friends while Mandy pushes Georgie to date another woman.
    TV-PG
  • 1:00 pm ET
    Ruthless, Toothless and a Week of Bed Rest
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon learns the university is building a database without him. Also, Mary takes care of a bedridden Mandy and Meemaw.
    TV-PG
  • 1:30 pm ET
    A Baby Shower and Testosterone-Rich Banter
    Young Sheldon
    Mary butts heads with Mandy's mother, and Sheldon attempts male bonding.
    TV-PG
  • 2:00 pm ET
    The One with Rachel's Other Sister
    Friends
    Rachel has a bone to pick with her self-centered sister on Thanksgiving.
    TV-PG
  • 2:30 pm ET
    The One with Christmas in Tulsa
    Friends
    Monica fears the worst when she learns Chandler will be spending Christmas in Tulsa working on a deadline with a beautiful co-worker.
    TV-PG (S)
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One Where Rachel Goes Back to Work
    Friends
    Rachel crosses swords with her temporary replacement at the shop. Phoebe wreaks havoc on the set of Joey's soap opera.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One with the Mugging
    Friends
    Joey stumbles upon a way to impress a famous actor during an audition. Ross learns the identity of a long-ago mugger, and Chandler accepts an internship at a shoe company.
    TV-PG
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The One with the Soap Opera Party
    Friends
    Ross invites an attractive paleontologist to a rooftop Days of Our Lives party being thrown by Joey.
    TV-PG (S)
  • 4:30 pm ET
    The One with the Donor
    Friends
    Monica and Chandler interview unsuspecting candidates, hoping to find the right man to father their baby.
    TV-PG
  • 5:00 pm ET
    The One with Ross's Tan
    Friends
    Rachel and Joey nervously anticipate their first real date. Monica and Phoebe try to avoid an obnoxious friend with a fake British accent, and Ross emerges from a tanning booth with a two-toned appearance.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 5:30 pm ET
    The One with Ross's Grant
    Friends
    When Ross interviews with Charlie's ex-boyfriend for a prized grant, the doctor makes a shocking stipulation.
    TV-PG
  • 6:00 pm ET
    The One with the Birth Mother
    Friends
    A prospective birth mother labors under a misconception about Monica and Chandler's respective occupations.
    TV-PG
  • 6:30 pm ET
    The One Where the Stripper Cries
    Friends
    Joey appears as a celebrity contestant on $100,000 Pyramid. Monica and Rachel hire an ungainly stripper for Phoebe's bachelorette party.
    TV-14 (D)
  • 7:00 pm ET
    The One with Princess Consuela
    Friends
    Rachel goes to a job interview at a restaurant and winds up sitting next to her current boss. Joey feels abandoned because Monica and Chandler are leaving.
    TV-PG
  • 7:30 pm ET
    The One Where Estelle Dies
    Friends
    Ross tries to win back Rachel's job with her former fashion employer. Phoebe tries to keep Joey from learning about his agent's death, and Monica and Chandler make a horrifying discovery.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 8:00 pm ET
    The Wiggly Finger Catalyst
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Raj is upset he's the only one of the four guys who's not in a relationship, Penny sets out to find the perfect date, introducing him to Emily, a girl he can actually talk to!
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 8:30 pm ET
    The Russian Rocket Reaction
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Leonard get invited to a housewarming party at Wil Wheaton's house. Howard gets an out-of-this-world opportunity!
    TV-PG (D)
  • 9:00 pm ET
    The Rhinitis Revelation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon craves attention from his visiting mother.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 9:30 pm ET
    The Good Guy Fluctuation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon tries to spook his friends on Halloween.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 10:00 pm ET
    The Isolation Permutation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Bernadette and Penny shop for wedding dresses without Amy.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 10:30 pm ET
    The Ornithophobia Diffusion
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon must overcome his fear of birds.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 11:00 pm ET
    The Flaming Spittoon Acquisition
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon becomes jealous when Stuart asks Amy for a date.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 11:30 pm ET
    The Speckerman Recurrance
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard comes face-to-face with his high school bully.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 12:00 am ET
    The Shawshank Redemption
    Two life sentences for a 1947 double murder land an innocent man in a corrupt Maine penitentiary.
    TV-14 (DLV)
  • 2:45 am ET
    Angel Has Fallen
    Secret Service Agent Mike Banning is framed for the attempted assassination of the President and must evade his own agency and the FBI as he tries to uncover the real threat.
    TV-14 (LV)
Saturday, Sep 21

  • 5:00 am ET
    The Shawshank Redemption
    Two life sentences for a 1947 double murder land an innocent man in a corrupt Maine penitentiary.
    TV-14 (DLV)
  • 8:00 am ET
    In a Jam
    Family Matters
    While Carl Winslow auditions for a job as a television traffic reporter, Eddie helps Steve with a school bully.
    TV-G
  • 8:30 am ET
    Ringmaster Keifth
    Modern Family
    Trying to recover from his Thanksgiving debacle, Cam decides to treat the family to a New Year's Day feast. After realizing that Cam's recent attempt is also a complete fail, Mitch uses a "concierge gift card" that he received as a Christmas gift.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 9:00 am ET
    Sarge & Pea
    Modern Family
    Cam is incensed that a rude parent robbed him of a precious Lily moment during her dance recital. He thinks he recognizes the culprit and gives her a piece of his mind. Meanwhile, Jay, Claire and Mitch attend a wedding and unexpectedly run into Dede.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 9:30 am ET
    Do You Believe in Magic?
    Modern Family
    Fearful that the romance between him and Claire is fizzling, Phil calls upon his alter ego to get Valentine's Day back on track. Meanwhile, Jay shows favoritism when he and Gloria deal with Joe's Valentine gift-giving and Manny's dating indecisiveness.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 10:00 am ET
    Do It Yourself
    Modern Family
    Phil convinces Jay to co-invest in a property he has always wanted to develop. Meanwhile, Claire's new love of cooking Sunday dinners hasn't been as tasty as she thinks, and Haley is the family's only hope to add a little spice to the situation.
    TV-PG (DS)
  • 10:30 am ET
    Heavy Is the Head
    Modern Family
    Phil and Jay's property investment might turn out to be a bust. Meanwhile, Cam lands in the hospital due to a head injury and refuses to have an MRI, and Gloria surprises Claire with a day of luxury at the office, which turns out to be badly timed.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 11:00 am ET
    Finding Fizbo
    Modern Family
    Cam receives a video of someone desecrating his Fizbo costume. Meanwhile, Phil's in for a surprise when he meets his soon-to-be step-brother at Frank's bachelor party. Finally, Manny's newest play hits too close to home for Gloria, Claire and Haley.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 11:30 am ET
    Basketball!
    Modern Family
    After choking at last year's charity basketball game, Phil has been training all year to redeem himself. However, when NBA stars Charles Barkley and DeAndre Jordan attend the game and start making bets, Phil tries to not buckle under the pressure.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 12:00 pm ET
    Pig Moon Rising
    Modern Family
    Mitchell accidentally knocks over an urn filled with the ashes of Cam's pet pig and devises a cover-up to hide his blunder. Hoping to catch Mitchell in his lie, Cam makes up a tall tale to trap him, but his own lie soon becomes too big to manage.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 12:30 pm ET
    Five Minutes
    Modern Family
    Mitch and Cam have five minutes to catch a flight while fighting the effects of sleeping pills. Then at Rainer's birthday dinner, Haley and Rainer are forced to reevaluate their entire relationship. Meanwhile, Phil and Claire pay a surprise visit to Alex.
    TV-14
  • 1:00 pm ET
    Frank's Wedding
    Modern Family
    Frank Dunphy's Roaring 20s-themed wedding day is finally here, and Phil gets the Dunphy clan to show up in costume. Once Claire and the kids realize they are the only ones dressed-up, they feel it's time for a "funny" intervention with Phil.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 1:30 pm ET
    All Things Being Equal
    Modern Family
    Gloria, Claire, Haley, Alex, Lily, Luke and Manny are equally committed to showing their support for gender equality and the women's movement in different ways. Meanwhile, Jay and Phil disagree on how their parking lot attendant should be run their lot.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 2:00 pm ET
    Alone Time
    Modern Family
    When Mitch and Jay separately seek out a retreat from the family and end up at the same resort, it becomes clear how "related" they really are. Meanwhile, Phil and Claire can't seem to enjoy the empty-nester life, and Cam drops in to lend Gloria a hand.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 2:30 pm ET
    The One with the Blackout
    Friends
    A citywide power outage leaves Chandler stranded in the vestibule for an automatic banking machine with gorgeous model Jill Connick. Ross tries to ask Rachel out on a date. Joey learns Monica used to be infatuated with him.
    TV-PG
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One with the Baby on the Bus
    Friends
    Joey and Chandler try to attract women with baby Ben. Phoebe gets terminated from her singing job and replaced by a professional, Stephanie.
    TV-PG
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One Where Ross Finds Out
    Friends
    Dramatic developments occur in Ross and Rachel's relationship. Chandler regrets asking Monica to help him lose weight.
    TV-PG
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The One After the Super Bowl: Part 1
    Friends
    Ross searches for his former pet monkey. Joey dates an obsessed fan.
    TV-PG
  • 4:30 pm ET
    The One After the Super Bowl: Part 2
    Friends
    Ross spends some quality time with Marcel, his former pet monkey. Chandler gets a big surprise from a sexy former classmate.
    TV-PG
  • 5:00 pm ET
    The One with the Prom Video
    Friends
    Monica's old home video shows Ross' true feelings for Rachel. Joey gives a gaudy gift to Chandler.
    TV-PG
  • 5:30 pm ET
    The One Where Eddie Moves In
    Friends
    Joey wants to move back in with Chandler, but there's a new problem. Phoebe tapes a rock video. Ross upsets Monica.
    TV-PG
  • 6:00 pm ET
    The One Where No One's Ready
    Friends
    Ross becomes frantic trying to get everyone ready to leave to hear his speech at the museum.
    TV-PG
  • 6:30 pm ET
    The One with the Football
    Friends
    On Thanksgiving, a good-natured football game between the friends reveals some serious rivalries.
    TV-PG
  • 7:00 pm ET
    The One the Morning After
    Friends
    Ross wakes up with Chloe but an oblivious Rachel wants to resume their relationship.
    TV-PG
  • 7:30 pm ET
    The One with the Jellyfish
    Friends
    Ross loves dating Rachel again but hates what he did to accomplish the reconciliation. Phoebe gets to know her mother.
    TV-PG
  • 8:00 pm ET
    The One with Phoebe's Uterus
    Friends
    Phoebe's half-brother makes an astounding announcement and a thought-provoking request. Joey finds himself in a class struggle.
    TV-14 (D)
  • 8:30 pm ET
    The One with the Embryos
    Friends
    Phoebe finds out whether she is pregnant or not. A simple challenge escalates into a full-blown contest between the guys and the women.
    TV-PG
  • 9:00 pm ET
    The One with All the Rugby
    Friends
    Chandler's annoying former girlfriend reappears. Ross plays rugby to impress Emily with painful results.
    TV-PG
  • 9:30 pm ET
    The One with the Thanksgiving Flashbacks
    Friends
    The friends find out about Monica's worst Thanksgiving ever.
    TV-14 (D)
  • 10:00 pm ET
    Sweet Home Alabama
    Fashion designer Melanie Carmichael suddenly finds herself engaged to the city's most eligible bachelor. Melanie sneaks home to Alabama to discover that you can take the girl out of the South, but you can't take the South out of the girl.
    TV-14 (DLV)
  • 12:00 am ET
    The Grasshopper Experiment
    The Big Bang Theory
    Raj's parents set him up on a blind date, and when he discovers he can talk to her, she shows interest in Sheldon.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 12:30 am ET
    The Bat Jar Conjecture
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon finds himself booted from the gang's Physics Bowl team and replaced with Leslie, so he forms his own team hoping to prove he's superior.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 1:00 am ET
    The Bad Fish Paradigm
    The Big Bang Theory
    Penny opens up to a reluctant Sheldon after a less-than-stellar first date with Leonard, placing him in the uncomfortable position of having to keep a secret.
    TV-14 (D)
  • 1:30 am ET
    The Hofstadter Isotope
    The Big Bang Theory
    A fellow comic book enthusiast's hitting on Penny leads to Leonard, Raj and Howard going to a bar's Ladies' Night.
    TV-PG (DLS)
  • 2:00 am ET
    The Excelsior Acquisition
    The Big Bang Theory
    An appearance in traffic court comes at the worst possible time for Sheldon, the same day Stan Lee is appearing at the comic book store.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 2:30 am ET
    The Irish Pub Formulation
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Raj's sister has a one-day layover, he forbids the others from hooking up with her, unaware she and Leonard already did long ago.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 3:00 am ET
    The Weekend Vortex
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon chooses to participate in a guys-only weekend Star Wars gaming marathon rather than go with Amy to her aunt's birthday party -- and gets a lesson from Penny and Amy.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 3:30 am ET
    The Celebration Experimentation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and the gang celebrate his birthday and he's surprised by a special guest.
    TV-PG (L)
Sunday, Sep 22

  • 4:00 am ET
    The Meg
    When a submersible is attacked deep within the Mariana Trench by a 75-foot megalodon -- a massive prehistoric shark thought to be extinct for over 2 million years -- it's up to a grizzled rescue diver to lead the mission to save her crew.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 6:30 am ET
    Aquaman
    Aquaman must retrieve the legendary Trident of Atlan to save the underwater city of Atlantis -- and the surface world -- from his power-hungry brother.
    TV-14 (LV)
  • 9:30 am ET
    Two Income Family
    Family Matters
    The Winslows must cut costs when Harriette loses her job as an elevator operator.
    TV-G
  • 10:00 am ET
    Short Story
    Family Matters
    The Winslow family members have mixed reactions when they realize they are the characters in a story Rachel has sold to a magazine.
    TV-G
  • 10:30 am ET
    Rachel's First Date
    Family Matters
    Desperate for some time alone with Harriette, Carl encourages Rachel to start dating again
    TV-G
  • 11:00 am ET
    Lake Life
    Modern Family
    Jay forces the family to take their family vacation on a houseboat to create memories that will last after he's gone. Meanwhile, Mitchell runs into an old flame, Cam has to stay out of the sun, and Phil and Claire try out some adventurous excursions.
    TV-14
  • 11:30 am ET
    The Long Goodbye
    Modern Family
    Phil and Claire realize that Alex may be more self-sufficient in college than they give her credit for when they drop in for a quick visit. Meanwhile, Manny is determined to avoid a long tearful goodbye after Gloria and Jay move him into his college dorm.
    TV-14
  • 12:00 pm ET
    Catch of the Day
    Modern Family
    Phil thinks he's going to have bad luck after failing to complete his daily superstition, but Claire is eager to go to a concert and has no time for his silly notions. Meanwhile, Mitch is certain that Cam's undermining him during their kitchen renovation.
    TV-14 (D)
  • 12:30 pm ET
    The Graduates
    Modern Family
    Manny's father, Javier, shows up for his graduation and takes him out to celebrate, leaving Jay to pick up the pieces. Meanwhile, the families get ready for Luke and Manny's big day and deal with the emotions that come with seeing your kids grow up.
    TV-14
  • 1:00 pm ET
    Sex, Lies, and Kickball
    Modern Family
    Jay's best friend, Shorty, visits and stays at the house so they can catch up, but Shorty ends up spending more time with Gloria than Jay. Meanwhile, Alex is going to prove to Claire that her relationship with Ben is definitely a sexual relationship.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 1:30 pm ET
    It's the Great Pumpkin, Phil Dunphy
    Modern Family
    Phil and Claire still want to celebrate Halloween in a big way, but no one shares their enthusiasm. Over at the Pritchett's, Mitch and Cam are frustrated by how long Jay is taking to finish their kitchen remodel, which forces Mitch to stand up to his dad.
    TV-14
  • 2:00 pm ET
    Ten Years Later
    Modern Family
    Claire is determined to make up for her bad mood at Jay and Gloria's wedding by throwing their tenth-anniversary party. As part of the festivities, Phil is going to perform a magic trick featuring Gloria appearing out of thin air in her wedding dress.
    TV-14
  • 2:30 pm ET
    The One with Ross' Sandwich
    Friends
    Joey becomes exasperated from hiding Chandler and Monica's secret. Ross gets in trouble when he expresses his rage.
    TV-14 (DS)
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One with All the Resolutions
    Friends
    On New Year's Eve, the friends make resolutions for the coming year but keeping them proves difficult.
    TV-PG
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One Where Everybody Finds Out
    Friends
    Chandler and Monica's relationship becomes less of a secret. Ross must prove to his boss that he's sane in order to return to work.
    TV-14 (DS)
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The One with the Cop
    Friends
    Joey wonders if he is in love with Monica. Phoebe impersonates a police officer.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 4:30 pm ET
    The One Where Ross Got High
    Friends
    On Thanksgiving, Chandler tries to gain favor with Monica's parents but an old secret involving Ross causes problems. Undomestic Rachel's dessert proves intriguing.
    TV-PG
  • 5:00 pm ET
    The One with Unagi
    Friends
    Chandler gets into trouble with his homemade gift for Monica. Ross tries to teach martial arts to Rachel and Phoebe. Joey hires a look-alike.
    TV-PG
  • 5:30 pm ET
    The One with the Proposal: Part 1
    Friends
    Chandler plans to propose to Monica.
    TV-PG
  • 6:00 pm ET
    The One with the Proposal: Part 2
    Friends
    Monica asks Chandler to be her husband.
    TV-PG
  • 6:30 pm ET
    The One with the Holiday Armadillo
    Friends
    Ross teaches Ben about Chanukah. Phoebe worries that Rachel prefers living with Joey.
    TV-PG
  • 7:00 pm ET
    The One with the Rumor
    Friends
    Monica encounters a high-school friend and invites him to Thanksgiving Day dinner.
    TV-PG
  • 7:30 pm ET
    The One Where Ross Is Fine
    Friends
    Ross drinks too much alcohol at dinner with Rachel, Joey and Charlie. Frank Jr. cannot cope with his precocious triplets.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 8:00 pm ET
    The One with the Birth Mother
    Friends
    A prospective birth mother labors under a misconception about Monica and Chandler's respective occupations.
    TV-PG
  • 8:30 pm ET
    The One Where the Stripper Cries
    Friends
    Joey appears as a celebrity contestant on $100,000 Pyramid. Monica and Rachel hire an ungainly stripper for Phoebe's bachelorette party.
    TV-14 (D)
  • 9:00 pm ET
    The Last One: Part 1
    Friends
    The six friends say goodbye and embark on the next chapters of their lives.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 9:30 pm ET
    The Last One: Part 2
    Friends
    The six friends say goodbye and embark on the next chapters of their lives.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 10:00 pm ET
    The Shiny Trinket Maneuver
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon gets in trouble with Amy, and it's up to Penny to teach him how to be a better boyfriend. Howard, meanwhile, must come to grips with Bernadette's dislike of children.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 10:30 pm ET
    The Recombination Hypothesis
    The Big Bang Theory
    Everything might change when Leonard offers Penny a spur of the moment invitation to a romantic dinner for two on the 100th episode of the series.
    TV-14 (DLS)
  • 11:00 pm ET
    The Beta Test Initiation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard and Penny "beta test" their relationship.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 11:30 pm ET
    The Friendship Contraction
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon's selfish demands force Leonard to reconsider their friendship. Meanwhile, Howard tries to pick his astronaut nickname. NASA astronaut Mike Massimino guest stars.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 12:00 am ET
    The Vacation Solution
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Sheldon is forced to take a vacation by the university, he goes to work with Amy in her neurobiology lab.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 12:30 am ET
    The Rothman Disintegration
    The Big Bang Theory
    When a corner office at the University opens up, Sheldon must compete for it with his office nemesis, Barry Kripke. Meanwhile, Penny receives an unusual gift from Amy.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 1:00 am ET
    The Werewolf Transformation
    The Big Bang Theory
    A change in Sheldon's routine forces him to re-evaluate his entire life, when his barber is sick. Meanwhile, Howard rethinks his decision to go into space after astronaut training.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 1:30 am ET
    The Weekend Vortex
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon chooses to participate in a guys-only weekend Star Wars gaming marathon rather than go with Amy to her aunt's birthday party -- and gets a lesson from Penny and Amy.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 2:00 am ET
    Shake What Daddy Gave Ya
    Impractical Jokers
    The Jokers come in hot and correct "rude" behavior in this episode, but not before adding an unusual fee to customers' bills! Sadly, one of them couldn't wrap his mind around winning this week, so he'll have to wrap his legs around something else!
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 2:30 am ET
    Joey Fatone
    Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes
    Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes packs classic, fan-favorite episodes with shareable pop-up facts, behind-the-scenes stories and surprising factoids directly from the Jokers.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 3:00 am ET
    The Day After Tomorrow
    A climatologist tries to locate his son after global warming leads to worldwide natural disasters.
    TV-14 (LV)
Monday, Sep 23

  • 5:30 am ET
    Geostorm
    A satellite network developed to control weather on Earth backfires, causing a series of deadly disasters led by a massive geostorm.
    TV-14 (DLV)
  • 7:30 am ET
    The Day After Tomorrow
    A climatologist tries to locate his son after global warming leads to worldwide natural disasters.
    TV-14 (LV)
  • 10:00 am ET
    Straight A's
    Family Matters
    Eddie thinks he must be getting smarter when he comes home with perfect marks until he learns the truth. His friend Rodney has played a joke on him.
    TV-G
  • 10:30 am ET
    Mr. Badwrench
    Family Matters
    While Carl unsuccessfully tries to install a shower, Rachel tries to convince everybody that her baby boy really can talk.
    TV-G
  • 11:00 am ET
    A Frat Party, a Sleepover and the Mother of All Blisters
    Young Sheldon
    Paige drags Sheldon to a college party, and Missy gets caught in a lie.
    TV-PG
  • 11:30 am ET
    A Launch Party and a Whole Human Being
    Young Sheldon
    The Coopers can't be found as Mandy goes into labor. Also, Sheldon is excited about the launch of his database.
    TV-PG
  • 12:00 pm ET
    Teen Angst and a Smart-Boy Walk of Shame
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon confronts the failure of his database. Georgie and Mandy struggle as new parents. Missy feels forgotten.
    TV-PG
  • 12:30 pm ET
    A Stolen Truck and Going on the Lam
    Young Sheldon
    Missy steals her dad's truck and hits the road with her friend Paige.
    TV-PG
  • 1:00 pm ET
    A German Folk Song and an Actual Adult
    Young Sheldon
    Georgie goes on a birthday date, and Mary confronts Brenda about her relationship with George. Also, Sheldon takes an interest in Missy's favorite TV show.
    TV-PG
  • 1:30 pm ET
    A New Weather Girl and a Stay-at-Home Coddler
    Young Sheldon
    Mandy gets an exciting job opportunity, and Sheldon worries that he's falling behind. Also, Georgie takes his daughter to work.
    TV-PG
  • 2:00 pm ET
    The One Where Monica Gets a Roommate
    Friends
    After Rachel leaves her fiance at the altar, she moves in with Monica and finds that independence is not so easy, particularly without Daddy's credit cards.
    TV-PG
  • 2:30 pm ET
    The One with the Sonogram
    Friends
    Ross is stunned to learn his ex-wife is pregnant with their child. Monica's dinner for her overly critical parents is a disaster.
    TV-PG
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One with the Thumb
    Friends
    The group loves Monica's new boyfriend. Chandler resumes smoking, and Phoebe receives a large sum of money unexpectedly.
    TV-PG
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One with George Stephanopoulos
    Friends
    While the men attend a hockey game and end up at a hospital, the women spy on President Clinton's top aide, George Stephanopoulos, who lives across the street. Rachel receives her first paycheck.
    TV-PG
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The One with the East German Laundry Detergent
    Friends
    While Phoebe and Chandler end their respective romantic relationships, Rachel and Ross do laundry together on their first date.
    TV-PG
  • 4:30 pm ET
    The One with the Butt
    Friends
    Joey gets a film role as a stand-in for Al Pacino's butt. Ross tries to be less conservative. Chandler has an affair with a married woman.
    TV-14 (S)
  • 5:00 pm ET
    The One with the Blackout
    Friends
    A citywide power outage leaves Chandler stranded in the vestibule for an automatic banking machine with gorgeous model Jill Connick. Ross tries to ask Rachel out on a date. Joey learns Monica used to be infatuated with him.
    TV-PG
  • 5:30 pm ET
    The One Where Nana Dies Twice
    Friends
    When Ross and Monica's grandmother dies, the whole gang attends the funeral service. Chandler questions his sexual persona when a co-worker wants to arrange a date for him with another guy.
    TV-14
  • 6:00 pm ET
    The One Where Underdog Gets Away
    Friends
    Monica intends to host a cozy Thanksgiving feast in her apartment with her friends but her plans go awry, and the feast becomes a fiasco.
    TV-PG
  • 6:30 pm ET
    The One with the Monkey
    Friends
    The friends promise to celebrate New Year's Eve without dates but soon all their plans change. Ross gets a pet monkey.
    TV-PG
  • 7:00 pm ET
    The One with Mrs. Bing
    Friends
    Chandler's flamboyant mother comes to New York for a visit. Phoebe and Monica cause a traffic accident.
    TV-PG
  • 7:30 pm ET
    The One with the Dozen Lasagnas
    Friends
    Rachel's Italian boyfriend tries to seduce Phoebe. Rachel accidentally reveals a secret to Ross. Monica's aunt refuses to take the lasagnas she ordered from Monica.
    TV-PG
  • 8:00 pm ET
    The Transporter Malfunction
    The Big Bang Theory
    It's a dream come true for Sheldon when he has a close encounter with his hero, Mr. Spock -- legendary sci-fi icon Leonard Nimoy.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 8:30 pm ET
    The Hawking Excitation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon has a chance to meet his hero, Stephen Hawking.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 9:00 pm ET
    The Stag Convergence
    The Big Bang Theory
    Howard's wedding plans are in jeopardy after the guys (and Wil Wheaton) throw him a bachelor party and details of his sexual history are leaked online.
    TV-14 (D)
  • 9:30 pm ET
    The Launch Acceleration
    The Big Bang Theory
    When NASA reschedules Howard's mission and puts his wedding plans in jeopardy, he's forced to face his fears and Bernadette's dad (Casey Sander).
    TV-PG (V)
  • 10:00 pm ET
    The Countdown Reflection
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Howard and Bernadette decide they want to be married before his NASA space launch, the gang rushes to put on a wedding, on the fifth season finale.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 10:30 pm ET
    The Date Night Variable
    The Big Bang Theory
    On the sixth season premiere, Howard discovers that he can't escape his mother -- even in space! Back on earth, meanwhile, Raj turns his existence as a third wheel into an art form.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 11:00 pm ET
    The Decoupling Fluctuation
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Sheldon learns that Penny is thinking about breaking up with Leonard, he tries to intervene. Meanwhile, Howard is being picked on in space by the other astronauts.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 11:30 pm ET
    The Higgs Boson Observation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Amy's nervous when Sheldon hires Alex, a female assistant.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 12:00 am ET
    The Re-Entry Minimization
    The Big Bang Theory
    Howard returns from space -- without the welcome he wanted.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 12:30 am ET
    The Holographic Excitation
    The Big Bang Theory
    The gang celebrates Halloween at Stuart's comic book store. Meanwhile, Leonard and Penny discover a new spark in their relationship when he seduces her with science.
    TV-PG (DLS)
  • 1:00 am ET
    The Extract Obliteration
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon's friendship with renowned scientist Stephen Hawking is threatened by a game of "Words with Friends," while Penny secretly enrolls in a class at the local college.
    TV-14 (L)
  • 1:30 am ET
    The Habitation Configuration
    The Big Bang Theory
    Bernadette pressures Howard to move out of his mother's house, while Sheldon finds himself caught in the middle of a fight between Amy and Wil Wheaton.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 2:00 am ET
    Of Ice and Men
    American Dad
    Stan's competitive streak is unleashed when he and Francine start ice dancing together. Stan dumps Francine to compete with Roger. Meanwhile, Steve and his friends get a mail order Russian bride.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 2:30 am ET
    Irregarding Steve
    American Dad
    When Steve realizes he's smarter than Stan, he throws it in Stan's face and moves with Roger to New York City to become writers. There, they quickly realize they're short on street smarts when they fall in with a pretentious hairdresser.
    TV-14 (DSV)
  • 3:00 am ET
    Bush Comes to Dinner
    American Dad
    President Bush comes to dinner when Stan wins an essay-writing contest. Hayley is determined to bring down the presidency after Roger accidentally gets Bush drunk. Meanwhile, Roger thinks he's found Osama bin Laden.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 3:30 am ET
    American Dream Factory
    American Dad
    Stan feels like he's not climbing the ladder fast enough at work, so he turns to his lifelong ambition of making festive teddy bears.
    TV-14 (DL)
Tuesday, Sep 24

  • 4:00 am ET
    A.T. The Abusive Terrestrial
    American Dad
    When Roger is rejected by Steve, who seems to be over him, Roger heads out in search of a new human companion.
    TV-14 (D)
  • 4:30 am ET
    Four Little Words
    American Dad
    Stan goes to great lengths to never, ever end up in a situation ending with Francine telling him, "I told you so." She lets him hook his boss Bullock up with her friend, but when Bullock accidentally kills the woman, Stan frames Francine.
    TV-14 (DLSV)
  • 5:00 am ET
    When Stan Loves a Woman
    American Dad
    Stan gets jealous when he discovers how promiscuous Francine was in the past. He decides the only way to even the score is to divorce Francine and sow some wild oats of his own. Meanwhile, Steve gets addicted to an energy drink.
    TV-14 (DLSV)
  • 5:30 am ET
    I Can't Stan You
    American Dad
    Stan drives himself crazy worrying about his neighbors' opinion of him. Roger and Steve become con artists.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 6:00 am ET
    The Magnificent Steven
    American Dad
    Stan takes Steve and his friends on a cattle drive through Langley Falls in an effort to turn them into men. But when Stan eats beef tainted with mad cow disease, it's up to the boys to save the day.
    TV-14 (LV)
  • 6:30 am ET
    Joint Custody
    American Dad
    Stan tries to get an unsuspecting Jeff Fischer out of his life for good by taking him on a road trip to Florida, where there is a warrant out for Jeff's arrest.
    TV-14 (D)
  • 7:00 am ET
    Invasion of the Big Balls
    Wipeout
    Wipeout is back with the most challenging course in history! Aerialists, UFO-ologists and puppeteers are all battling to be crowned the "Wipeout" champion and take home the $25,000 prize.
    TV-14 (DLS)
  • 8:00 am ET
    Tumble Sleep Eat Repeat
    Wipeout
    LARPers, worm farmers and a pair of surfing siblings are among the dynamic duos battling it out on the Wipeout course for a $25,000 prize!
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 9:00 am ET
    False Arrest
    Family Matters
    Carl arrests the Winslow family's favorite television star, Buddy Goodrich.
    TV-G
  • 9:30 am ET
    Basketball Blues
    Family Matters
    Carl is determined to see Eddie make the basketball team, while Aunt Rachel experiments with gourmet recipes
    TV-G
  • 10:00 am ET
    The Quilt
    Family Matters
    Laura has a garage sale and mistakenly sells Mother Winslow's priceless 200-year-old quilt.
    TV-G
  • 10:30 am ET
    Laura's First Date
    Family Matters
    Laura's first date turns into a nightmare when three boys show up to take her to the school dance.
    TV-G
  • 11:00 am ET
    Man's Best Friend
    Family Matters
    The children bring home a stray dog that has a habit of chewing on things and Carl changes his mind about pets.
    TV-G
  • 11:30 am ET
    Little Green Men and a Fella's Marriage Proposal
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon wants to search for life on other planets, and Mandy answers Georgie's marriage proposal. Also, Missy is caught between two friends.
    TV-PG
  • 12:00 pm ET
    German for Beginners and a Crazy Old Man with a Bat
    Young Sheldon
    The gambling room gets broken into, and Sheldon wants to study abroad. Also, Missy makes a new friend.
    TV-PG
  • 12:30 pm ET
    A Romantic Getaway and a Germanic Meat-Based Diet
    Young Sheldon
    Mandy surprises Georgie with a spa weekend, and Sheldon prepares for his summer in Germany.
    TV-PG
  • 1:00 pm ET
    A Tornado, a Ten-Hour Flight and a Darn Fine Ring
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon and Mary head to Germany while the rest of the Cooper family braves a tornado that is heading straight for Medford.
    TV-PG
  • 1:30 pm ET
    Pilot
    Young Sheldon
    Meet 9-year-old Sheldon and his family on the series premiere! Sheldon learns that his high intelligence isn't always helpful growing up in East Texas, where church and football are king.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 2:00 pm ET
    Poker, Faith and Eggs
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon's faith is shaken when his dad goes to the hospital.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 2:30 pm ET
    The One with the Boobies
    Friends
    Chandler sees Rachel nude. Joey learns his father is having an affair.
    TV-PG
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One with the Candy Hearts
    Friends
    On Valentine's Day, Ross meets his ex-wife while on his first date in nine years. The girls rebel by burning mementos of past relationships.
    TV-PG
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One with the Stoned Guy
    Friends
    A restaurant owner interviews Monica for a chef's position. Ross asks Joey how to talk dirty to women.
    TV-14
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The One with Two Parts: Part 1
    Friends
    Phoebe's twin sister causes confusion and conflict. Ross attends childbirth classes with his ex-wife and her girlfriend.
    TV-PG
  • 4:30 pm ET
    The One with Two Parts: Part 2
    Friends
    Rachel and Monica squabble over two handsome doctors. Ross ponders his impending fatherhood with his own father.
    TV-PG
  • 5:00 pm ET
    The One with All the Poker
    Friends
    The women lose money in a poker game with the men. After getting advice from a champion card player, they demand a rematch.
    TV-PG
  • 5:30 pm ET
    The One Where the Monkey Gets Away
    Friends
    Rachel accidentally lets Ross' pet monkey escape, and the friends form a search party. Rachel learns that her former best friend is engaged to marry Rachel's former fianc?.
    TV-PG
  • 6:00 pm ET
    The One with the Evil Orthodontist
    Friends
    Rachel reunites with her duplicitous ex-fiance. Chandler agonizes about a woman who doesn't call him after the first date.
    TV-14 (S)
  • 6:30 pm ET
    The One with the Fake Monica
    Friends
    Monica meets a woman who helps her live out her fantasies. Ross' pet monkey becomes sexually mature and makes everyone crazy.
    TV-PG
  • 7:00 pm ET
    The One with the Ick Factor
    Friends
    Monica finds out more than she wants to know about her latest love. Chandler's friends at work treat him differently since his promotion. Ross' ex-wife begins giving birth.
    TV-PG
  • 7:30 pm ET
    The One with the Birth
    Friends
    When Carol gives birth, Ross and Susan almost miss the event. Joey befriends an unmarried pregnant woman.
    TV-PG
  • 8:00 pm ET
    The One Where Rachel Finds Out
    Friends
    Rachel finds out about Ross' secret love for her but another surprise awaits her.
    TV-PG
  • 8:30 pm ET
    The 43 Peculiarity
    The Big Bang Theory
    Howard and Raj try to solve a mystery about Sheldon.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 9:00 pm ET
    The Parking Spot Escalation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Howard battle over an assigned parking spot.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 9:30 pm ET
    The Fish Guts Displacement
    The Big Bang Theory
    Howard bonds with his father-n-law on a fishing trip.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 10:00 pm ET
    The Santa Simulation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon unwillingly revisits some Christmas memories during a lively game of Dungeons and Dragons, while Raj joins the girls for ladies night out.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 10:30 pm ET
    MLB on TBS Leadoff
    MLB Pre-Game on TBS
    No Rating Available
  • 11:00 pm ET
    Baltimore Orioles at New York Yankees
    MLB on TBS
    The Baltimore Orioles take on the New York Yankees, September 24, 2024, at 7:00 p.m.
    No Rating Available
  • 2:00 am ET
    San Diego Padres at Los Angeles Dodgers
    MLB on TBS
    The San Diego Padres take on the Los Angeles Dodgers, September 24, 2024, at 10:00 p.m.
    No Rating Available
Wednesday, Sep 25

  • 5:00 am ET
    MLB on TBS Closer
    MLB Post-Game on TBS
    No Rating Available
  • 5:30 am ET
    Taylor Rooks x Kevin Hart
    B/R
    Taylor Rooks sits down with comedian and entertainer Kevin Hart.
    No Rating Available
  • 6:00 am ET
    Taylor Rooks x Vince Carter
    B/R
    Taylor Rooks sits down with Hall of Famer Vince Carter.
    No Rating Available
  • 6:30 am ET
    Brushes with Celebrity
    Modern Family
    The Pritchett-Dunphy-Tucker clan recount all their biggest celebrity encounters. Phil shows a house to his musical hero and is determined to make a good impression. Meanwhile, Jay's serves jury duty alongside one of America's biggest football icons.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 7:00 am ET
    Tough Love
    Modern Family
    After leaving his real estate firm to strike out on his own, Phil decides a solo camping trip is just what he needs to boost his confidence. Meanwhile, Mitchell's plan to teach Cam a lesson in gullibility and Lily a lesson in responsibility backfires.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 7:30 am ET
    No Small Feet
    Modern Family
    When Claire lands a big opportunity for Pritchett's Closets, Jay expects a little validation for his contribution. Meanwhile, Pam's ex-boyfriend Bo shows up, and Mitchell sees this as the perfect opportunity to get Pam out of the house.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 8:00 am ET
    He Said, She Shed
    Modern Family
    Claire's request to build a "She Shed" in their backyard is denied, and only Luke and Phil know the real reason why. Meanwhile, Pameron lets Cam in on a family secret that forces him to visit Mitch's therapist to work through this new information.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 8:30 am ET
    Dear Beloved Family
    Modern Family
    Gloria has to rush Phil to the hospital for an emergency surgery after he experiences some intense stomach pains and rallies the entire family to be by his side.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 9:00 am ET
    Baker's Dozens
    Family Matters
    Policeman Carl Winslow's recipe for lemon tarts leads to a family business venture.
    TV-G
  • 9:30 am ET
    The Party
    Family Matters
    Things get out of control when the Winslow children are left alone for the evening.
    TV-G
  • 10:00 am ET
    The Big Fix
    Family Matters
    Eddie talks his sister Laura into going on a date with Steve Urkel, the school nerd.
    TV-G
  • 10:30 am ET
    Sitting Pretty
    Family Matters
    The Winslow home turns into a day care center when Laura's baby-sitting business backfire
    TV-G
  • 11:00 am ET
    Rockets, Communists and the Dewey Decimal System
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon goes on a quest to make his first friend.
    TV-PG
  • 11:30 am ET
    A Therapist, a Comic Book and a Breakfast Sausage
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon refuses to eat solid food after a choking scare.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 12:00 pm ET
    A Solar Calculator, a Game Ball and a Cheerleader's Bosom
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon helps his father coach the football team.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 12:30 pm ET
    A Patch, a Modem and a Zantac
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon is determined to prove a NASA rep wrong.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 1:00 pm ET
    A Brisket, Voodoo and Cannonball Run
    Young Sheldon
    Meemaw refuses to give George Sr. her brisket recipe.
    TV-PG (LS)
  • 1:30 pm ET
    Cape Canaveral, Schrodinger's Cat and Cyndi Lauper's Hair
    Young Sheldon
    George takes his sons to see a space shuttle launch.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 2:00 pm ET
    The One with Ross's New Girlfriend
    Friends
    Rachel gets an unpleasant surprise when Ross returns home. Phoebe has varied success cutting the friends' hair.
    TV-14
  • 2:30 pm ET
    The One with the Breast Milk
    Friends
    Phoebe unwittingly disgusts everybody. Joey competes with a fellow salesman.
    TV-PG
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One Where Heckles Dies
    Friends
    The downstairs neighbor dies and bequeaths his strange possessions to Monica and Rachel.
    TV-PG
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One with Phoebe's Husband
    Friends
    Everyone is surprised when Phoebe's husband shows up.
    TV-PG
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The One with Five Steaks and an Eggplant
    Friends
    The friends want to give Ross a birthday party but disagree about money. Monica gets promoted and learns a tough lesson.
    TV-PG
  • 4:30 pm ET
    The One with the Baby on the Bus
    Friends
    Joey and Chandler try to attract women with baby Ben. Phoebe gets terminated from her singing job and replaced by a professional, Stephanie.
    TV-PG
  • 5:00 pm ET
    The One Where Ross Finds Out
    Friends
    Dramatic developments occur in Ross and Rachel's relationship. Chandler regrets asking Monica to help him lose weight.
    TV-PG
  • 5:30 pm ET
    The One with the List
    Friends
    Rachel makes a painful discovery concerning Ross. Monica's new boss gives her an impossible task.
    TV-PG
  • 6:00 pm ET
    The One with Phoebe's Dad
    Friends
    Phoebe learns the surprising truth about her father. Ross makes Monica's Christmas party guests miserable.
    TV-PG
  • 6:30 pm ET
    The One with Russ
    Friends
    Joey gets a great acting opportunity. Rachel dates a guy who is amazingly similar to Ross.
    TV-PG
  • 7:00 pm ET
    The One with the Lesbian Wedding
    Friends
    Carol and Susan prepare for their wedding with some help from an uncomfortable Ross.
    TV-PG
  • 7:30 pm ET
    The One After the Super Bowl: Part 1
    Friends
    Ross searches for his former pet monkey. Joey dates an obsessed fan.
    TV-PG
  • 8:00 pm ET
    The Egg Salad Equivalency
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon is accused of sexual harassment at the University and winds up dragging Leonard, Raj and Howard into the fray.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 8:30 pm ET
    The Bakersfield Expedition
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard's car is stolen when the guys take a road trip to a comic book convention in Bakersfield, dressed as Star Trek characters.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 9:00 pm ET
    The Cooper/Kripke Inversion
    The Big Bang Theory
    Outraged that he's being forced to work with his university nemesis, Barry Kripke (John Ross Bowie), Sheldon faces a crisis of conscience.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 9:30 pm ET
    The Spoiler Alert Segmentation
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Sheldon and Leonard fight, it affects Penny and Amy's living arrangements. Meanwhile, Raj takes care of Mrs. Wolowitz while Howard is away.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 10:00 pm ET
    The Tangible Affection Proof
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon struggles to find a Valentine's gift for Amy.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 10:30 pm ET
    The Monster Isolation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Raj vows never to leave his apartment after a horrible date.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 11:00 pm ET
    The Contractual Obligation Implementation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard, Sheldon and Howard try to advance the cause of women in science by speaking with junior high girls about their future careers, while Raj plans his date with Lucy.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 11:30 pm ET
    The Closet Reconfiguration
    The Big Bang Theory
    To open or not to open? When Howard finds a letter from his father, he's forced to confront his past. And Leonard and Penny throw a grown-up cocktail party at the apartment.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 12:00 am ET
    Ep. 260 - Dynamite 9/25/2024
    All Elite Wrestling: Dynamite
    All Elite Wrestling continues to inject new spirit, freshness, and energy into to mainstream wrestling featuring a world-class roster of diverse male and female wrestlers.
    TV-14 (DLV)
  • 2:00 am ET
    In Your Head
    Modern Family
    When Luke goes missing after a night out, Manny, Phil and Gloria team up to track him down. Meanwhile, Haley is desperate to land an interview with the creator of a popular website and interrupts Alex during one of her college classes.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 2:30 am ET
    Written in the Stars
    Modern Family
    Phil thinks that Gloria is upset at Jay for dropping the ball on Valentine's Day, so he convinces Jay to spice things up with a little role playing. Meanwhile, Mitch and Cam accidentally ruin Luke's Valentine's Day date and have to make things right.
    TV-PG (DLS)
  • 3:00 am ET
    Spanks for the Memories
    Modern Family
    When Jay overhears Gloria talking about spanking, he assumes she is frustrated in the bedroom. When he attempts to light the spark again by giving her what she wants, he realizes he might have made a mistake. Meanwhile, Mitchell has an amazing new job.
    TV-14 (DLS)
  • 3:30 am ET
    Wine Weekend
    Modern Family
    The family goes on a wine-tasting trip and stays in Haley's new boss's country house where the only rule is: Don't touch the tiara! Meanwhile, Gloria and Mitch are invited to a party at Oprah's house but can't bring anyone else.
    TV-PG (L)
Thursday, Sep 26

  • 4:00 am ET
    Royal Visit
    Modern Family
    Haley's brilliant astrophysicist boyfriend comes to meet the family, setting Claire and Phil off in a competition about which one of them is smarter, making Alex feel self-conscious about her dim but handsome firefighter boyfriend, Bill.
    TV-14
  • 4:30 am ET
    Daddy Issues
    Modern Family
    When Gloria's ex-boyfriend Jorge visits, his resemblance to Manny makes Jay question if he's Manny's real dad; Phil agonizes over Claire's anniversary gift; Cam and Mitch are out of their depth when Lily gets into a fight at school over bras.
    TV-14
  • 5:00 am ET
    CHiPs and Salsa
    Modern Family
    When Haley hears that her loopy boss is looking for a product with the magical properties of peppers, she tries to gain favor by convincing Gloria to sell her salsa to NERP. Meanwhile, Mitchell gets Cam the police ride-along he's always dreamed of.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 5:30 am ET
    Mother!
    Modern Family
    When Dede drops in unexpectedly, Mitchell and Cam come to a realization about her effect on their lives; Phil, Luke, Alex and Haley all have bad news to break to Claire and compete over doing it after her monthly spa day, when she's her most relaxed.
    TV-14
  • 6:00 am ET
    The Escape
    Modern Family
    Haley meets Arvin's parents, but when things don't go as planned, fate leads to an unexpected reunion with all of her ex-boyfriends. Meanwhile, the family seizes on a nursing home visit with Jay's mean sister, Becky, to settle old scores.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 6:30 am ET
    Clash of Swords
    Modern Family
    Mitchell sneaks out to "Hero-Con" with Phil, dressed as their favorite characters from the show "Clash of Swords." It's great until Phil commits the ultimate fan faux pas. Meanwhile, Gloria's dinosaur party for Joe is ruined when her nemesis upstages her.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 7:00 am ET
    I Love a Parade
    Modern Family
    The Pritchett-Dunphy-Tucker clan are getting together at the annual Fourth of July parade, where Jay will be acting as the grand marshal. Meanwhile, Haley's goodbye with Arvin before his trip to Switzerland doesn't go as well as she pictured it.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 7:30 am ET
    Kiss and Tell
    Modern Family
    Haley needs a little help deciding whether or not to tell Arvin about her kiss with Dylan and goes to Mitch and Cam for their advice. Meanwhile, Gloria suspects Manny's Canadian girlfriend is made up and wants to find out the real truth.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 8:00 am ET
    Children of Women
    Miracle Workers
    Sid and Freya find out Freya is pregnant, and Morris throws them a baby shower. Tai has to pet-sit Scraps while going back in time to terminate the future leader of the human resistance.
    TV-MA (L)
  • 8:30 am ET
    In a Jam
    Family Matters
    While Carl Winslow auditions for a job as a television traffic reporter, Eddie helps Steve with a school bully.
    TV-G
  • 9:00 am ET
    The Candidate
    Family Matters
    Eddie runs for president of the freshman class because he thinks it will make him more popular with girls.
    TV-G
  • 9:30 am ET
    Bowl Me Over
    Family Matters
    Battle lines are drawn in the Winslow family when the women challenge the men to a bowling match.
    TV-G
  • 10:00 am ET
    Rock Video
    Family Matters
    Eddie starts his own band but becomes a little too star-struck.
    TV-G
  • 10:30 am ET
    Rachel's Place
    Family Matters
    Steve Urkel burns down the local hamburger place while playing chef. Rachel buys the burned out restaurant with Mother Winslow's help.
    TV-G
  • 11:00 am ET
    Spock, Kirk and Testicular Hernia
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon tutors his brother when his grades threaten football.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 11:30 am ET
    An Eagle Feather, a String Bean and an Eskimo
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon interviews with a school for gifted children.
    TV-PG
  • 12:00 pm ET
    Demons, Sunday School and Prime Numbers
    Young Sheldon
    A trip to Sunday school inspires Sheldon to study religions.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 12:30 pm ET
    A Computer, a Plastic Pony and a Case of Beer
    Young Sheldon
    Mary and the twins move in with Meemaw after a fight.
    TV-PG
  • 1:00 pm ET
    A Sneeze, Detention and Sissy Spacek
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon's germophobia lands him in detention.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 1:30 pm ET
    Potato Salad, a Broomstick and Dad's Whiskey
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon and Missy are left home alone for the first time.
    TV-PG
  • 2:00 pm ET
    The One After the Super Bowl: Part 2
    Friends
    Ross spends some quality time with Marcel, his former pet monkey. Chandler gets a big surprise from a sexy former classmate.
    TV-PG
  • 2:30 pm ET
    The One with the Prom Video
    Friends
    Monica's old home video shows Ross' true feelings for Rachel. Joey gives a gaudy gift to Chandler.
    TV-PG
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One Where Ross and Rachel...You Know
    Friends
    Ross and Rachel encounter obstacles to romance. Monica becomes enamored with a handsome, older doctor.
    TV-14 (S)
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One Where Joey Moves Out
    Friends
    Monica's parents find out about her middle-aged boyfriend. Chandler and Joey argue and it could mean the end of their living arrangement.
    TV-PG
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The One Where Eddie Moves In
    Friends
    Joey wants to move back in with Chandler, but there's a new problem. Phoebe tapes a rock video. Ross upsets Monica.
    TV-PG
  • 4:30 pm ET
    The One Where Dr. Ramoray Dies
    Friends
    Monica and Richard experience the same romantic problems as Rachel and Ross. Joey's ill-advised comments to a fan magazine threaten his acting career.
    TV-14 (S)
  • 5:00 pm ET
    The One Where Eddie Won't Go
    Friends
    Chandler wants his annoying new roommate to move out. Joey's exorbitant bills come due. The women learn from a book about personal empowerment.
    TV-PG
  • 5:30 pm ET
    The One Where Old Yeller Dies
    Friends
    Monica's boyfriend impresses Chandler and Joey. Phoebe finds out what she missed as a child.
    TV-PG
  • 6:00 pm ET
    The One with the Bullies
    Friends
    Two bullies eject Chandler and Ross from Central Perk. Phoebe meets a brother she never knew she had.
    TV-PG
  • 6:30 pm ET
    The One with the Two Parties
    Friends
    Rachel gets a surprise at her birthday party when her parents show up.
    TV-PG
  • 7:00 pm ET
    The One with the Chicken Pox
    Friends
    When Phoebe catches chickenpox, her chances for romance with a former lover are almost ruined. Monica worries that she is too strange for Richard.
    TV-PG
  • 7:30 pm ET
    The One with Barry and Mindy's Wedding
    Friends
    Rachel is a bridesmaid at her ex-fianc?'s wedding. Monica and Richard's relationship is jeopardized when the subject of children is discussed.
    TV-PG
  • 8:00 pm ET
    The Tenure Turbulence
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard, Sheldon and Raj fight for tenure at the University.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 8:30 pm ET
    The Closure Alternative
    The Big Bang Theory
    After one of his favorite TV shows gets canceled too soon, Sheldon feels lost, so Amy tries to help him get over his compulsive need for closure by retraining his brain.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 9:00 pm ET
    The Proton Resurgence
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard and Sheldon hire Professor Proton (Bob Newhart), the host of their favorite childhood TV show to perform. Raj leaves his dog with Howard and Bernadette.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 9:30 pm ET
    The Love Spell Potential
    The Big Bang Theory
    When the girls' trip to Vegas falls through, the guys invite them to a Dungeons & Dragons date night that causes Sheldon and Amy's relationship to take an unexpected turn.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 10:00 pm ET
    The Bon Voyage Reaction
    The Big Bang Theory
    On the sixth season finale, Sheldon and Penny are thrown for a loop when Leonard is offered an exciting new job opportunity overseas.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 10:30 pm ET
    The Hofstadter Insufficiency
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard is away at sea, so Sheldon and Penny spend time together and spill some revealing secrets. Meanwhile, Howard comes to Raj's aid after his breakup with his girlfriend.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 11:00 pm ET
    The Deception Verification
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard returns from the North Sea expedition and finds things chilly between him and Sheldon, while Howard's relationship with his mother opens the door to questions about his masculinity.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 11:30 pm ET
    The Scavenger Vortex
    The Big Bang Theory
    Raj puts together a scavenger hunt that turns into serious, cutthroat competition among the gang.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 12:00 am ET
    The Raiders Minimization
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon is fit to be tied when Amy ruins one of his favorite adventure films, while Leonard finds the key to getting Penny to do his bidding, and Raj and Stuart get creative with their online-dating profiles.
    TV-PG (DLS)
  • 12:30 am ET
    The Workplace Proximity
    The Big Bang Theory
    Amy takes a job at Sheldon's university, putting their relationship to the test.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 1:00 am ET
    The Romance Resonance
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon makes a major scientific breakthrough, but he feels it may haunt him for the rest of his career. Meanwhile, Howard makes a grand romantic gesture to Bernadette, which causes Penny to put more effort into her relationship with Leonard.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 1:30 am ET
    The Proton Displacement
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Sheldon's childhood hero, Professor Proton, seeks Leonard's help with an experiment, the slighted Sheldon goes nuclear and decides to get revenge by befriending another TV science guy.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 2:00 am ET
    One for the Books
    Impractical Jokers
    This week, the Jokers are raising hell at Raising Cane's, and following that, asking for help to carry some furniture. At the end, one of them will be strapped to a speeding race car for his punishment … or is it?
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 2:30 am ET
    Couple's Therapy
    Impractical Jokers
    Sal and Murr are airing out their dirty laundry by sorting out the whites and colors of their relationship through past clips in our Couples Therapy Special with Casey Jost, our go-to unlicensed therapist.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 3:00 am ET
    Hancock
    A superhero's well-intentioned heroics regularly cause jaw-dropping collateral damage. As grateful as they are to have their local hero, the good citizens of Los Angeles are wondering what they ever did to deserve this guy.
    TV-14 (DLV)
Friday, Sep 27

  • 5:00 am ET
    Justice League
    Fueled by his restored faith in humanity and inspired by Superman's selfless act, Batman and his new ally Wonder Woman recruit Aquaman, Cyborg and the Flash to help them save the planet from a newly awakened enemy.
    TV-14 (LV)
  • 7:30 am ET
    A Sketchy Area
    Modern Family
    Phil stumbles into a new career after dropping by Luke's college, while Claire deals with the merger of Pritchett's Closets with a hipper company. Meanwhile, Mitch's new high-profile case as an assistant DA is marred by an unflattering courtroom sketch.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 8:00 am ET
    Torn Between Two Lovers
    Modern Family
    Haley can't seem to choose between her past and present relationships and is forced to make a decision. Meanwhile, Manny returns to college life while his girlfriend, Sherry, continues to stay at Jay and Gloria's, where she is overstaying her welcome.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 8:30 am ET
    Good Grief
    Modern Family
    It's another epic Halloween full of costumes, tricks and treats for the Dunphy-Pritchett-Tucker clan as they deal with huge, unexpected news.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 9:00 am ET
    On the Same Paige
    Modern Family
    Phil learns that his real estate class will be cancelled if any more students drop it. So, he turns on his powers of flattery to keep one student, Paige, from leaving. Meanwhile, Jay may unknowingly be flirting with the mother of Joe's classmate.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 9:30 am ET
    Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
    Modern Family
    Cam decides he needs to reconnect with his roots and get a chicken. Meanwhile, when Alex is up for a government job that requires a family interview, everyone overcompensates and jeopardizes her chances; and Haley and Dylan think it's time they grew up.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 10:00 am ET
    Kids These Days
    Modern Family
    Haley needs advice from Claire as she considers her future with Dylan and her career. Meanwhile, Jay and Cam's coaching style earns them a class on sensitivity from Manny and Phil; and Mitch runs into Phil's nemesis, Gil, at an unlikely place.
    TV-14
  • 10:30 am ET
    Putting Down Roots
    Modern Family
    Dede's husband, Jerry, comes to town to bequeath her possessions to the family. Mitch and Claire receive a little more of Dede than they know what to do with, and Jay and Gloria feel sorry for Jerry and invite him to stay with them while he is in town.
    TV-14
  • 11:00 am ET
    Dolomite, Apple Slices and a Mystery Woman
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon and Tam make a new friend.
    TV-PG
  • 11:30 am ET
    Killer Asteroids, Oklahoma and a Frizzy Hair Machine
    Young Sheldon
    Jason Alexander guest stars as Sheldon's drama teacher.
    TV-PG
  • 12:00 pm ET
    Jiu-Jitsu, Bubble Wrap and Yoo-hoo
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon faces an unlikely bully.
    TV-PG
  • 12:30 pm ET
    A Mother, a Child and a Blue Man's Backside
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon declares his independence from Mary.
    TV-PG
  • 1:00 pm ET
    Gluons, Guacamole and the Color Purple
    Young Sheldon
    Wallace Shawn guest stars as Sheldon's college professor.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 1:30 pm ET
    A Dog, a Squirrel and a Fish Named Fish
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon faces his fear of a neighbor's dog.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 2:00 pm ET
    The One with the Princess Leia Fantasy
    Friends
    Ross' secret fantasy doesn't stay secret for long after he confides in Rachel. Chandler resumes an old relationship.
    TV-PG
  • 2:30 pm ET
    The One Where No One's Ready
    Friends
    Ross becomes frantic trying to get everyone ready to leave to hear his speech at the museum.
    TV-PG
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One with the Jam
    Friends
    Monica wants to have a baby. A man is stalking Phoebe.
    TV-PG
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One with the Metaphorical Tunnel
    Friends
    Chandler wants to commit to a relationship with Janice. Phoebe poses as Joey's agent.
    TV-PG
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The One with Frank Jr.
    Friends
    Phoebe tries to be more friendly with her half-brother. Ross meets Isabella Rossellini.
    TV-PG
  • 4:30 pm ET
    The One with the Flashback
    Friends
    The friends recall secrets from their pasts.
    TV-PG
  • 5:00 pm ET
    The One with the Race Car Bed
    Friends
    Joey sees Janice kissing her husband, whom she is divorcing while she dates Chandler. Rachel's father clashes with Ross.
    TV-PG
  • 5:30 pm ET
    The One with the Giant Poking Device
    Friends
    Chandler and Janice make a difficult decision about their relationship. Monica accidentally injures Ben and tries to hide it from Ross.
    TV-PG
  • 6:00 pm ET
    The One with the Football
    Friends
    On Thanksgiving, a good-natured football game between the friends reveals some serious rivalries.
    TV-PG
  • 6:30 pm ET
    The One Where Rachel Quits
    Friends
    Rachel wonders if she'll ever get another job after she quits Central Perk. Joey's new job selling Christmas trees upsets Phoebe. Ross breaks a little girl's leg.
    TV-PG
  • 7:00 pm ET
    The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister
    Friends
    Rachel meets a handsome stranger, who might help her career. Chandler gets into trouble with Joey's sisters.
    TV-14
  • 7:30 pm ET
    The One with All the Jealousy
    Friends
    Ross overreacts when Rachel starts working with a handsome guy. Monica becomes enamored with a sexy busboy.
    TV-PG
  • 8:00 pm ET
    The Itchy Brain Simulation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard fails to stop Sheldon from overreacting after a past slight comes to light, and as punishment Leonard must walk a mile in Sheldon's shoes. Meanwhile, Penny has a run-in with Raj's former girlfriend Lucy.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 8:30 pm ET
    The Thanksgiving Decoupling
    The Big Bang Theory
    Howard's mother has a say when he and Bernadette host Thanksgiving dinner for the gang.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 9:00 pm ET
    The Discovery Dissipation
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Sheldon's accidental scientific discovery is disproved, Amy and Leonard try to help him deal with the shame and the disappointment. Meanwhile, Howard and Bernadette open their home to Raj for a week.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 9:30 pm ET
    The Cooper Extraction
    The Big Bang Theory
    With Sheldon in Texas, the gang gathers to decorate for Christmas, and they each contemplate if they would have had a wonderful life had they never met him.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 10:00 pm ET
    The Hesitation Ramification
    The Big Bang Theory
    Penny turns to Leonard for comfort after her guest appearance on NCIS does not turn out well. She ends up putting Leonard on the spot regarding their relationship. Sheldon works on his sense of humor, and Raj practices talking to girls.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 10:30 pm ET
    The Occupation Recalibration
    The Big Bang Theory
    There's impactful news on the work front as Penny makes a big step toward pursuing a full-time acting career, and Sheldon is forced to take a vacation.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 11:00 pm ET
    The Convention Conundrum
    The Big Bang Theory
    Unable to score tickets for Comic-Con, Sheldon decides to stage his own comic-book convention, while the ladies attempt to act like grown ups.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 11:30 pm ET
    The Locomotive Manipulation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Amy has amour on her mind when she talks Sheldon into a romantic Valentine's Day getaway to Napa Valley wine country. Back at home, Leonard and Penny make an emergency visit to the vet with Raj's dog.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 12:00 am ET
    Black Panther
    After the death of his father, T'Challa, the King of Wakanda, returns home to the isolated, technologically advanced African nation to succeed to the throne and take his rightful place as king.
    TV-14 (LV)
  • 2:45 am ET
    Justice League
    Fueled by his restored faith in humanity and inspired by Superman's selfless act, Batman and his new ally Wonder Woman recruit Aquaman, Cyborg and the Flash to help them save the planet from a newly awakened enemy.
    TV-14 (LV)
Saturday, Sep 28

  • 5:15 am ET
    Black Panther
    After the death of his father, T'Challa, the King of Wakanda, returns home to the isolated, technologically advanced African nation to succeed to the throne and take his rightful place as king.
    TV-14 (LV)
  • 8:00 am ET
    Whanex?
    Modern Family
    While preparing a presentation for his students, Cam also contends with a bully at the school, and Jay has technical trouble during his video conference. Meanwhile, the mall is holding a photo shoot, and Gloria tricks Phil and Joe into participating.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 8:30 am ET
    Stuck in a Moment
    Modern Family
    Hayley wants to give the family a Christmas gift they will never forget. Meanwhile, Claire is mad that Phil has once again borrowed the family Christmas tree for a house-showing; and Jay, Gloria and Joe have to deal with some unwelcome visitors.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 9:00 am ET
    A Moving Day
    Modern Family
    Claire and Phil aren't convinced that Haley and Dylan can make it on their own as they move them into their new apartment before the baby arrives. Meanwhile, Pameron gets out of prison early and has a bone to pick with Mitchell.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 9:30 am ET
    Blasts from the Past
    Modern Family
    Phil and Claire decide to take a cycling tour through Italy before they become grandparents, and Dylan introduces them to his mom. Meanwhile, Cameron and Mitchell discover interesting reading material in Lily's room and decide to confront her about it.
    TV-14
  • 10:00 am ET
    The One Where Monica and Richard Are Just Friends
    Friends
    When Monica and Richard accidentally meet, they decide to become friends with dire consequences.
    TV-14 (S)
  • 10:30 am ET
    The One with Phoebe's Ex-Partner
    Friends
    Phoebe's ex-singing partner wants to make Phoebe's signature song, Smelly Cat, a commercial success. Chandler dates a woman with a handicap.
    TV-PG
  • 11:00 am ET
    The One Where Ross and Rachel Take a Break
    Friends
    Phoebe becomes involved with a foreign diplomat. Ross becomes involved with another woman after a fight with Rachel.
    TV-PG
  • 11:30 am ET
    The One the Morning After
    Friends
    Ross wakes up with Chloe but an oblivious Rachel wants to resume their relationship.
    TV-PG
  • 12:00 pm ET
    The One Without the Ski Trip
    Friends
    Ross and Rachel remain apart while their friends feel forced to choose between them.
    TV-PG
  • 12:30 pm ET
    Overboard
    A spoiled, wealthy yacht owner is thrown overboard and becomes the target of revenge from his mistreated employee.
    TV-14 (DLS)
  • 3:00 pm ET
    In the Heights
    A cinematic event where the streets are made of music and little dreams become big ... "In the Heights."
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 6:00 pm ET
    The Kiss
    Modern Family
    In honor of her late grandmother, Gloria decides to cook more traditional Colombian meals, which is met with some ribbing from Jay -- but see who gets the last laugh. Meanwhile Claire finds herself becoming the overbearing mom.
    TV-PG
  • 6:30 pm ET
    Unplugged
    Modern Family
    Noticing that everyone is too busy on their electronic devices to actually interact with one another, Claire and Phil declare a family challenge to see who can stay unplugged the longest.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 7:00 pm ET
    Halloween
    Modern Family
    Claire loves Halloween and is gearing up to spookify the Dunphy house for the trick or treaters. She gives each family member a role to play, but none of it goes quite right ... Cameron can't shake a traumatic childhood experience and hates the holiday.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 7:30 pm ET
    Regrets Only
    Modern Family
    Phil and Claire had a huge fight, and Phil hasn't a clue what it was about. Meanwhile, Jay may have some regret in buying Gloria a karaoke machine, and Cameron is in full prep mode for a huge fundraising event and enlists help from Mitchell and Luke.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 8:00 pm ET
    Door to Door
    Modern Family
    Jay helps Manny with a school fundraiser; Claire petitions the city to install a new stop sign; Mitchell is hell-bent on proving a point with Cameron; Phil and Luke are determined to create a viral video sensation; and Gloria is desperate to find Stella.
    TV-14
  • 8:30 pm ET
    Little Bo Bleep
    Modern Family
    The family helps Claire prepare for her upcoming debate with Duane Bailey for the town council seat. Lily is going to be a flower girl, but she's just discovered her first expletive. And Jay is very concerned with Stella's recent strange behavior.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 9:00 pm ET
    Yard Sale
    Modern Family
    Jay and Gloria hold a yard sale to help Manny and Luke with their school's charity fundraiser, and the entire family pitches in. Mitch and Cam help Claire assess Alex's new 'boy friend,' and Manny finds an old trunk that hides a secret.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 9:30 pm ET
    Under Pressure
    Modern Family
    The high school open house puts the parents in a time warp when Claire is under pressure, Gloria encounters a mean mom, and Jay teaches Phil how to play hooky. Elsewhere, Mitchell encounters his judgmental neighbor, and Alex goes to see a therapist.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 10:00 pm ET
    Grill, Interrupted
    Modern Family
    Jay's birthday brings everyone together, and Phil is beside himself over the cool grill he got Jay. Claire and Mitch decide they will "offer" to pay back the money Jay loaned them ages ago as their gift, not really thinking he will take them up on it.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 10:30 pm ET
    Patriot Games
    Modern Family
    Alex's worst nightmare is realized when she gets news that she has to share the Valedictorian title with her number one competitor, Sunjay! Both sets of parents get equally caught up in the rivalry. Elsewhere, Gloria is studying for her citizenship test.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 11:00 pm ET
    My Cousin Vinny
    Two Brooklyn college boys facing murder charges in Alabama hire New York's newest — and most inexperienced — lawyer in this riotous comedy.
    TV-14 (L)
  • 1:30 am ET
    My Cousin Vinny
    Two Brooklyn college boys facing murder charges in Alabama hire New York's newest — and most inexperienced — lawyer in this riotous comedy.
    TV-14 (L)
Sunday, Sep 29

  • 4:00 am ET
    Bad Moms
    Amy has a seemingly perfect life, but she's exhausted to the point that she's about to snap. Fed up, she joins forces with two other over-stressed moms, and they go on a quest to liberate themselves from conventional responsibilities.
    TV-14 (DLS)
  • 6:00 am ET
    Overboard
    A spoiled, wealthy yacht owner is thrown overboard and becomes the target of revenge from his mistreated employee.
    TV-14 (DLS)
  • 8:30 am ET
    A Year of Birthdays
    Modern Family
    As the birth of Haley and Dylan's twins approaches, we take a look back at how each family member celebrated their birthdays this past year.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 9:00 am ET
    New Kids On The Block
    Modern Family (Season 11)
    Haley is determined to follow the advice in her parenting books with the twins, but Phil and Claire think their old methods are better. Meanwhile, Manny is set to direct Jay's dog bed commercial in the hopes of winning his ex-girlfriend back.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 9:30 am ET
    Snapped
    Modern Family (Season 11)
    Claire needs to get everyone out of the house before they make her look bad in front of a reporter from an important women's business magazine. Meanwhile, Jay invites Manny to a little wine tasting in an attempt to spend some quality time together.
    TV-PG (DLS)
  • 10:00 am ET
    Perfect Pairs
    Modern Family (Season 11)
    Phil, Claire, Alex and Luke love having the twins around, but taking care of them is exhausting! However, when they realize the babies might help them with a few things on their to-do lists, they offer to give Haley the day off.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 10:30 am ET
    Pool Party
    Modern Family (Season 11)
    Mitch and Cam help Lily overcome her insecurities about wearing a bathing suit to a pool party, but discover their own. Meanwhile, now that Gloria's new internship is taking up so much of her time, Jay is feeling particularly neglected.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 11:00 am ET
    The Last Halloween
    Modern Family (Season 11)
    Phil is determined to finally scare Claire on Halloween. Meanwhile, Gloria feels self-conscious about her age when someone assumes she is Jay's wife; and Mitch and Cam go to the WeHo Halloween Carnival after Lily goes to her first Halloween party alone.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 11:30 am ET
    A Game Of Chicken
    Modern Family (Season 11)
    Gloria is using her alone time with the twins as an opportunity to secretly baptize them. Meanwhile, Claire is still dealing with the fallout from the smart closet fiasco, and Cam is at war with his school's mascot over a new college coaching job.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 12:00 pm ET
    The One with the Hypnosis Tape
    Friends
    Phoebe is distraught when her brother wants to marry a woman twice his age. While working as a waitress, Monica gets a tip from an admirer worth a small fortune. A hypnosis tape makes Chandler act like a woman.
    TV-PG
  • 12:30 pm ET
    The One with the Tiny T-Shirt
    Friends
    Ross is upset when Rachel returns his personal belongings and dates Mark. Monica dates a millionaire.
    TV-PG
  • 1:00 pm ET
    The One with the Dollhouse
    Friends
    Joey thinks he's found his true love. Rachel's boss dates Chandler, creating big trouble for Rachel. Monica inherits a dollhouse.
    TV-14 (S)
  • 1:30 pm ET
    The One with a Chick and a Duck
    Friends
    When Pete buys a restaurant, Monica must make a difficult decision. Ross makes a sacrifice for Rachel. Joey buys Chandler an unusual pet.
    TV-PG
  • 2:00 pm ET
    The One with the Screamer
    Friends
    Ross tries to convince Rachel that her date is psychotic. Joey's play gets terrible reviews.
    TV-PG
  • 2:30 pm ET
    Back to the Future
    A young man is accidentally sent 30 years into the past in a time-traveling DeLorean invented by his friend, Dr. Emmett Brown, and must make sure his high-school-age parents unite in order to save his own existence.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 5:00 pm ET
    Back to the Future Part II
    After visiting 2015, Marty McFly must repeat his visit to 1955 to prevent disastrous changes to 1985... without interfering with his first trip.
    TV-PG (DLSV)
  • 7:30 pm ET
    Back to the Future Part III
    Marty McFly must travel back to 1885 in order to save his friend, Doctor Emmet Brown from a disastrous date with destiny.
    TV-PG (LV)
  • 10:00 pm ET
    The Table Polarization
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard's purchase of a dining-room table for the apartment doesn't sit well with Sheldon, so much so that it forces him to reevaluate his life. Meanwhile, Bernadette isn't quite over the moon about Howard taking another trip to space.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 10:30 pm ET
    The Friendship Turbulence
    The Big Bang Theory
    Things turn rocky between Sheldon and Wolowitz after a barrage of insults, and Bernadette steps in to mediate a peace. Meanwhile, Penny is offered a movie role that may prove embarrassing.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 11:00 pm ET
    The Mommy Observation
    The Big Bang Theory
    While Sheldon and Howard continue their bonding, Sheldon's visit to see his mommy forces him to start addressing a new reality. The gang are subjected to a murder mystery party that leads them to speculate where they might be in 20 years.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 11:30 pm ET
    The Indecision Amalgamation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Raj wrestles with dating two women at the same time, Penny is offered a part in a trashy movie, and Sheldon can't decide between two gaming systems.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 12:00 am ET
    The Relationship Diremption
    The Big Bang Theory
    Raj and Howard double-date, and the latter is flushed with embarrassment after Raj's girlfriend reveals a secret she knows about Howard.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 12:30 am ET
    The Anything Can Happen Recurrence
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard reinstates Anything Can Happen Thursday, and it leads the regimented Sheldon to attempt something spontaneous, which creates friction among Penny, Amy and Bernadette. Raj requests help from Howard in prepping for a date with Emily.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 1:00 am ET
    The Proton Transmogrification
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon receives counseling from his childhood TV idol, Professor Proton, while Penny and Leonard reach a relationship milestone and turn it into a competition. Also, Bernadette and Amy turn Star Wars Day into a special event for the guys.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 1:30 am ET
    The Gorilla Dissolution
    The Big Bang Theory
    A trying day at the movie shoot leaves Penny with questions about her life choices, so she decides to act on it. Caring for a bedridden Mrs. Wolowitz proves a challenge for Howard and Bernadette.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 2:00 am ET
    One for the Books
    Impractical Jokers
    This week, the Jokers are raising hell at Raising Cane's, and following that, asking for help to carry some furniture. At the end, one of them will be strapped to a speeding race car for his punishment … or is it?
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 2:30 am ET
    Couple's Therapy
    Impractical Jokers
    Sal and Murr are airing out their dirty laundry by sorting out the whites and colors of their relationship through past clips in our Couples Therapy Special with Casey Jost, our go-to unlicensed therapist.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 3:00 am ET
    Back to the Future
    A young man is accidentally sent 30 years into the past in a time-traveling DeLorean invented by his friend, Dr. Emmett Brown, and must make sure his high-school-age parents unite in order to save his own existence.
    TV-PG (DL)
Monday, Sep 30

  • 5:30 am ET
    Back to the Future Part II
    After visiting 2015, Marty McFly must repeat his visit to 1955 to prevent disastrous changes to 1985... without interfering with his first trip.
    TV-PG (DLSV)
  • 8:00 am ET
    Focus
    A con man becomes romantically involved with a novice con artist, only to break up when she gets too close. Three years later, he's thrown off his game when his former flame shows up in Buenos Aires.
    TV-14 (DLSV)
  • 10:00 am ET
    Torn Between Two Lovers
    Family Matters
    Steve Urkel overhears a conversation in which Rachel confesses her interest in Steve. Urkel assumes he is the object of her affection.
    TV-G
  • 10:30 am ET
    Marriage 101
    Family Matters
    Laura is assigned Steve Urkel as a husband in a school project. Harriette feels taken for granted when Carl cancels a romantic dinner with her to go to a hockey game.
    TV-G
  • 11:00 am ET
    Summer Sausage, a Pocket Poncho and Tony Danza
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon obsesses over Meemaw and Dr. Sturgis.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 11:30 am ET
    Vanilla Ice Cream, Gentlemen Callers and a Dinette Set
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon interferes in Meemaw's romantic relationships.
    TV-PG
  • 12:00 pm ET
    A High-Pitched Buzz and Training Wheels
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon dismantles the refrigerator to stop an annoying hum and then must get a paper route to pay for the repairs.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 12:30 pm ET
    A Rival Prodigy and Sir Isaac Neutron
    Young Sheldon
    When Dr. Sturgis bonds with Paige, another 10-year-old genius, Sheldon's jealousy leads Meemaw to intervene. Meanwhile, Mary invites Paige's family over for a play date.
    TV-PG
  • 1:00 pm ET
    A Crisis of Faith and Octopus Aliens
    Young Sheldon
    When Mary's faith is shaken by a tragedy in the community, Sheldon becomes an unlikely ally.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 1:30 pm ET
    A Financial Secret and Fish Sauce
    Young Sheldon
    When George Sr. asks Sheldon to keep a secret from Mary, the stress of not being honest drives Sheldon to hide out at Tam's for his first sleepover.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 2:00 pm ET
    The One with Ross's Thing
    Friends
    Ross finds a strange growth on his buttocks. Phoebe can't choose between two guys. Monica's boyfriend surprises her.
    TV-PG
  • 2:30 pm ET
    The One with the Ultimate Fighting Champion
    Friends
    Monica's boyfriend cannot stop fighting. Chandler's boss is overly friendly.
    TV-PG
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One at the Beach
    Friends
    The friends stay at a beach house. Phoebe meets someone who knows details about her family. Rachel expresses her jealousy of Ross' uninhibited girlfriend.
    TV-PG
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One with the Jellyfish
    Friends
    Ross loves dating Rachel again but hates what he did to accomplish the reconciliation. Phoebe gets to know her mother.
    TV-PG
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The One with the Cat
    Friends
    Phoebe thinks her adoptive mother's spirit inhabits a stray cat. Joey's attempt to sell his entertainment center proves hazardous.
    TV-PG
  • 4:30 pm ET
    The One with the Cuffs
    Friends
    Monica tries to prove her mother wrong. Chandler gets into an embarrassing situation while dating Rachel's boss.
    TV-14 (S)
  • 5:00 pm ET
    The One with the Ballroom Dancing
    Friends
    Joey makes an odd deal with the building superintendent to prevent him from evicting Rachel and Monica. Phoebe wants to date her sexy massage client.
    TV-PG
  • 5:30 pm ET
    The One with Joey's New Girlfriend
    Friends
    Joey thinks Chandler hates Joey's new girlfriend -- but the truth could be even more upsetting. Ross and Rachel try to make each other jealous.
    TV-14
  • 6:00 pm ET
    The One with the Dirty Girl
    Friends
    Ross' beautiful new girlfriend has a disgusting secret. Chandler becomes more familiar with Joey's girlfriend.
    TV-PG
  • 6:30 pm ET
    The One Where Chandler Crosses the Line
    Friends
    Chandler is guilt-ridden after kissing Joey's girlfriend. Ross' musical talents are not as amazing as he and Phoebe think.
    TV-PG
  • 7:00 pm ET
    The One with Chandler in a Box
    Friends
    On Thanksgiving, Joey wants to punish Chandler for kissing Kathy. Monica gets a surprise when she visits an eye doctor.
    TV-PG
  • 7:30 pm ET
    The One Where They're Going to Party!
    Friends
    The guys try to be spontaneous and wild. After Monica gives a bad restaurant review, she receives a new career opportunity. Rachel's boss offers her a promotion.
    TV-PG
  • 8:00 pm ET
    The Status Quo Combustion
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon gets caught up in all the life-altering changes going on around him and considers a monumental move.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 8:30 pm ET
    The Locomotion Interruption
    The Big Bang Theory
    Amy and Leonard take a surprise road trip to Arizona, while Penny goes on a job interview at Bernadette's company, and Howard has problems wrapping his head around Stuart's relationship with Mrs. Wolowitz.
    TV-PG
  • 9:00 pm ET
    The Junior Professor Solution
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon is ordered to teach a class, and the gang is surprised when Howard signs up to take it, and tensions between Penny and Bernadette afford Amy an opportunity to play one against the other.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 9:30 pm ET
    The First Pitch Insufficiency
    The Big Bang Theory
    A nervous Wolowitz is thrown for a loop when NASA asks him to toss out the first pitch at a Los Angeles Angels baseball game. Meanwhile, Sheldon brags that he and Amy are a better couple than Leonard and Penny.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 10:00 pm ET
    The Hook-Up Reverberation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Raj's girlfriend, Emily, gives Penny the cold shoulder after he reveals some info about their past history; and the guys contemplate buying into Stuart's comic-book emporium.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 10:30 pm ET
    The Focus Attenuation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Amy and Bernadette accuse former party girl Penny of becoming a party pooper when she lets an email from work impact their girls' weekend in Las Vegas. Meanwhile, the guys brainstorm about inventing something cool.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 11:00 pm ET
    The Expedition Approximation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Raj undertake an underground research expedition that turns into a test of how long before they get under each other's skin. Meanwhile, Leonard and Penny argue about money.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 11:30 pm ET
    The Misinterpretation Agitation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Penny's flirtatious sales pitch leaves a doctor-client smitten and the guys must pitch in to help her deal with him, while Bernadette and Amy debate whether female scientists ought to play the sexuality card.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 12:00 am ET
    The Prom Equivalency
    The Big Bang Theory
    Amy and Bernadette organize a prom to be held atop the guys' apartment complex but Sheldon is leery of all the prom pomp, circumstance and romancing that goes with it.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 12:30 am ET
    The Septum Deviation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard needs surgery for a deviated septum, and Sheldon gets his nose out of joint because he feels an operation is too dangerous and that his roommate may not make it out alive.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 1:00 am ET
    The Champagne Reflection
    The Big Bang Theory
    It's a banner day for Sheldon as he bids a sad farewell to his Fun With Flags podcast. Meanwhile, Leonard, Howard and Raj probe a late professor's research in search of some hidden significance.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 1:30 am ET
    The Clean Room Infiltration
    The Big Bang Theory
    On Christmas Eve, Amy plans a traditional Victorian dinner, while Raj, Leonard and Howard scramble to remove a pigeon that flew into the clean room at the university.
    TV-PG
  • 2:00 am ET
    Dope and Faith
    American Dad
    Stan prays for a friend and thinks God sent him one, but the friend turns out to be an atheist. Stan tries to convince his friend that God exists by making his life extremely hard, but the plan backfires.
    TV-14 (DLV)
  • 2:30 am ET
    Big Trouble in Little Langley
    American Dad
    Francine's Chinese adoptive parents drop in. When Stan tries to find Francine's real parents, he discovers that they are selfish people who gave up Francine because she would cramp their lifestyle.
    TV-14 (DLSV)
  • 3:00 am ET
    Haylias
    American Dad
    Stan, unhappy with the decisions Hayley is making for herself, decides to set her up with a proper husband. He gets her to go along by using her "activation word" which was ingrained in her.
    TV-14 (DV)
  • 3:30 am ET
    42-Year-Old Virgin
    American Dad
    While playing poker with the guys, Stan is exposed as a virgin, but not in the traditional way - he's never killed anyone. Roger and the guys help Stan bust his killing cherry.
    TV-14 (DLSV)
Tuesday, Oct 01

  • 4:00 am ET
    Surro-Gate
    American Dad
    When Francine decides to be a surrogate for her gay neighbors Terry and Greg, Stan's Republican blood boils. When the baby is born, Stan kidnaps her and heads to the Nebraska border, where gay couples have no rights.
    TV-14 (DLV)
  • 4:30 am ET
    Franny 911
    American Dad
    Francine fakes Roger's kidnapping so she can prove to Roger that Stan still cares about him. So why won't Stan pay his ransom?
    TV-14 (L)
  • 5:00 am ET
    Tearjerker
    American Dad
    Stan and the family are characters in a James Bond-style spoof. Stan must stop Tearjerker, played by Roger, a diabolical film producer who makes movies that can kill.
    TV-14 (DSV)
  • 5:30 am ET
    Oedipal Panties
    American Dad
    When Stan's mom, Betty, gets dumped by a boyfriend for the umpteenth time, she comes running to Stan for support.
    TV-14 (DLV)
  • 6:00 am ET
    Widowmaker
    American Dad
    Francine pushes Stan to open up to her emotionally, but she gets more than she bargained for when he tells her that he killed her best friend Julie's husband. Meanwhile, Roger plays psychiatrist to help them work through their issues.
    TV-14 (DLV)
  • 6:30 am ET
    Red October Sky
    American Dad
    Stan goes in search of a former KGB agent, Sergei, and is shocked to find that the man is his new next-door neighbor and that Sergei has already turned Steve into a communist.
    TV-14
  • 7:00 am ET
    Wipe-pedia Vol.1
    Wipeout
    Celebrity impersonators, helicopter pilots and shredded newlyweds all walk into a bar: our Sweeper bar, that is. The team that can conquer our most challenging course in history will take home the $25,000 prize.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 8:00 am ET
    Get Ship Faced
    Wipeout
    It's Yacht Rock week! Coaches, engineers and parkour enthusiasts must walk the Spanker Planks and take on other obstacles for a chance at the $25,000 prize!
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 9:00 am ET
    Boxcar Blues
    Family Matters
    Steve's uncertainty about choosing a career leads Carl to the realization that he should no longer pressure his own son to become a cop.
    TV-G
  • 9:30 am ET
    Dog Day Halloween
    Family Matters
    When Laura and Steve venture to the bank to deposit their paychecks on Halloween, they end up hostages in a robbery.
    TV-G
  • 10:00 am ET
    Cousin Urkel
    Family Matters
    Steve Urkel's female cousin, Myrtle, looks and sounds just like him! Myrtle develops a crush on Eddie and Laura decides to play a practical joke on him by telling a smitten Myrtle how to get his attention.
    TV-G
  • 10:30 am ET
    Dedicated to the One I Love
    Family Matters
    Harriette becomes jealous when the pretty new neighbor is attracted to Carl. Laura gets jealous after she plays matchmaker for Steve Urkel. When Steve is available again, Laura discovers she is no longer interested.
    TV-G
  • 11:00 am ET
    A Research Study and Czechoslovakian Wedding Pastries
    Young Sheldon
    Dr. Sturgis recommends Sheldon and Missy for a university research study on twins, and Mary is unhappy when the test results go to Sheldon's head.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 11:30 am ET
    Seven Deadly Sins and a Small Carl Sagan
    Young Sheldon
    Mary clashes with Sheldon's drama teacher Mr. Lundy over plans for a Halloween haunted house fundraiser for the church. Also, Georgie falls for a rebellious teenage girl that Sheldon is tutoring.
    TV-14 (DLSV)
  • 12:00 pm ET
    Carbon Dating and a Stuffed Raccoon
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon gets into trouble with fellow child genius Paige at the Science Museum, while George Sr. is forced to play therapist to Paige's bickering parents, Barry and Linda. Meanwhile, Mary, Georgie and Missy help Meemaw with a garage sale.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 12:30 pm ET
    An 8-Bit Princess and a Flat Tire Genius
    Young Sheldon
    When Meemaw gives Sheldon his first video game, it takes over their lives. Meanwhile, George Sr. gets jealous when Georgie bonds with Herschel at the auto shop.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 1:00 pm ET
    Family Dynamics and a Red Fiero
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon studies his family for a psychology project when their Thanksgiving dinner turns into a family fight after George Sr. is offered a job in Oklahoma.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 1:30 pm ET
    A Stunted Childhood and a Can of Fancy Mixed Nuts
    Young Sheldon
    Bazinga is born! When Sheldon learns that people with stunted childhoods can turn into social outcasts, he tries to act like a kid. Also, Meemaw and Dr. Sturgis's relationship is tested when she teaches him how to drive.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 2:00 pm ET
    The One with the Girl from Poughkeepsie
    Friends
    Ross struggles to maintain a long-distance relationship. Chandler tries to get a date for Rachel. Monica schemes to establish authority at her new restaurant job.
    TV-PG
  • 2:30 pm ET
    The One with Phoebe's Uterus
    Friends
    Phoebe's half-brother makes an astounding announcement and a thought-provoking request. Joey finds himself in a class struggle.
    TV-14 (D)
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One with the Embryos
    Friends
    Phoebe finds out whether she is pregnant or not. A simple challenge escalates into a full-blown contest between the guys and the women.
    TV-PG
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One with Rachel's Crush
    Friends
    Rachel schemes to get a handsome client to ask her on a date. Chandler's jealousy causes problems with his girlfriend.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The One with Joey's Dirty Day
    Friends
    Charlton Heston finds Joey in a compromising position during a movie shoot. Rachel regrets asking Ross for a favor.
    TV-14 (S)
  • 4:30 pm ET
    The One with All the Rugby
    Friends
    Chandler's annoying former girlfriend reappears. Ross plays rugby to impress Emily with painful results.
    TV-PG
  • 5:00 pm ET
    The One with the Fake Party
    Friends
    Trying to become better acquainted with her sexy client, Rachel inadvertently thwarts Ross' plans for a romantic evening with his girlfriend.
    TV-PG
  • 5:30 pm ET
    The One with the Free Porn
    Friends
    Monica helps Ross tell his girlfriend that he loves her. Phoebe gets some surprising news about her pregnancy.
    TV-14 (D)
  • 6:00 pm ET
    The One with Rachel's New Dress
    Friends
    Ross and his ex-wife become jealous when their lovers go to England together. Rachel's plans to seduce her boyfriend go awry.
    TV-PG
  • 6:30 pm ET
    The One with All the Haste
    Friends
    Drastic changes occur in Ross' relationship with Emily. Monica and Rachel will do anything to get their old apartment back from the guys.
    TV-PG
  • 7:00 pm ET
    The One with All the Wedding Dresses
    Friends
    Rachel reacts drastically to Ross' engagement. Chandler becomes exasperated by Joey's snoring.
    TV-PG
  • 7:30 pm ET
    The One with the Invitation
    Friends
    Rachel and the engaged Ross reminisce separately about when they dated each other. The friends get invitations to Ross' wedding but not all of them are going.
    TV-PG
  • 8:00 pm ET
    The Space Probe Disintegration
    The Big Bang Theory
    While Raj eagerly awaits data from a space probe in which he was involved, Howard keeps distracting him. Later, dress shopping with Penny and Amy doesn't exactly prove to be a good fit for Leonard and Sheldon.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 8:30 pm ET
    The Anxiety Optimization
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon becomes concerned that his cushy lifestyle is impacting his professional progress and keeping him from achieving scientific renown, so he asks the gang to make life more difficult for him.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 9:00 pm ET
    The Troll Manifestation
    The Big Bang Theory
    An online troll rips Leonard and Sheldon's published physics paper, so the guys rally to defend the two and expose the bully, while a girls night out leads to Penny, Amy and Bernadette dishing about embarrassing past events.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 9:30 pm ET
    The Comic Book Store Regeneration
    The Big Bang Theory
    Amid the excitement of Stuart reopening his comic-book store, Howard gets some unsettling news; and after teaching Sheldon how to "let it go," Penny doesn't practice what she preaches when she learns something maddening about Amy.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 10:00 pm ET
    The Intimacy Acceleration
    The Big Bang Theory
    An experiment designed to make participants fall in love piques Penny and Leonard's interest, so they decide to put it to the test. Meanwhile, Leonard, Amy, Raj and Emily have an encounter with a "zombie."
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 10:30 pm ET
    The Leftover Thermalization
    The Big Bang Theory
    An electrical short thaws the last meal that was cooked by Mrs. Wolowitz, and the gang ponders what to do with it, while Sheldon and Leonard's work is featured in a magazine, but only one receives credit.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 11:00 pm ET
    The Skywalker Incursion
    The Big Bang Theory
    A speaking engagement at UC Berkeley puts Leonard and Sheldon in a galaxy not too far, far away from their idol George Lucas' Skywalker Ranch, and they considrer dropping by.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 11:30 pm ET
    The Fortification Implementation
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Sheldon and Amy build a fort, they come to a crossroad in their relationship. Wolowitz is shocked when a man claiming to be his half-brother shows up. When Penny is invited to be on Wil's podcast, she and Leonard have an argument.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 12:00 am ET
    The Communication Deterioration
    The Big Bang Theory
    In the event of alien contact, NASA asks Raj to craft a message for the extraterrestrials, and the guys battle over how it should be handled. Meanwhile, Penny must decide between auditioning for a film role or keeping her job in pharmaceutical sales.
    TV-PG
  • 12:30 am ET
    The Graduation Transmission
    The Big Bang Theory
    Wolowitz questions his abilities when he and Sheldon can't get a drone to fly. A canceled flight nearly prevents Leonard from giving the commencement address. Raj pits his parents against each other when his father cuts him off financially.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 1:00 am ET
    The Maternal Combustion
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard and Sheldon's mothers come to town to celebrate their sons getting an award, but the opinionated women engage in an altercation over religion.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 1:30 am ET
    The Commitment Determination
    The Big Bang Theory
    In the Season 8 finale, Leonard and Penny are pressured to set a wedding date by Sheldon, whose relationship with Amy has taken an interesting turn.
    TV-14 (D)
  • 2:00 am ET
    The Matrimonial Momentum
    The Big Bang Theory
    Season 9 premiere, Penny has a problem dealing with Leonard's confession about having kissed another woman, while Sheldon is confused about Amy calling a timeout on their relationship.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 2:30 am ET
    The Separation Oscillation
    The Big Bang Theory
    To ease Penny's mind, Leonard pays a visit to the woman he kissed during his expedition to the North Sea, while Sheldon's breakup with Amy leads him to retaliate by shooting a special episode of "Fun with Flags".
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 3:00 am ET
    The Last Thanksgiving
    Modern Family (Season 11)
    Cameron and Mitchell's friends mistakenly assume they have split up, and Haley attempts to cook Thanksgiving dinner as a thank you for Claire and Phil's support with the twins. Meanwhile, Jay invites Phil and Dylan out to fly his model plane.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 3:30 am ET
    Tree's A Crowd
    Modern Family (Season 11)
    The Dunphy house is bursting at the seams when Dylan's hippie mom moves in and Claire's lonely stepdad, Jerry, wants to pay them a visit. Meanwhile, Jay and Gloria attempt to help Manny get over his big breakup with Sherry.
    TV-PG (DS)
Wednesday, Oct 02

  • 4:00 am ET
    The Last Christmas
    Modern Family (Season 11)
    Cameron is hoping to keep everyone happy for Christmas dinner, but Mitchell is suspicious he is hiding an ulterior motive. Meanwhile, Claire tries to dodge Jay's job offer, and Luke has to deal with the consequences of kissing Manny's ex-girlfriend.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 4:30 am ET
    The Prescott
    Modern Family (Season 11)
    Alex's company is putting her up at a luxury apartment with full amenities that the family is eager to take advantage of. Phil is on a mission to review the restaurant's famous sliders for his food blog, while Mitch and Cam sneak in to meet David Beckham.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 5:00 am ET
    Legacy
    Modern Family (Season 11)
    Phil pays a visit to his dad to make sure he is OK after hearing some concerning news about him. Meanwhile, Jay gives Claire and Mitch old childhood memorabilia that causes them to reevaluate a long-held story about their first family vacation.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 5:30 am ET
    Dead On A Rival
    Modern Family (Season 11)
    Mitchell learns a valuable life lesson when Murray, a former resident of the house, shows up unexpectedly. Meanwhile, the Dunphy's old neighbor-turned-tech-titan, Kenneth, comes to visit. Then, Manny's dad shows up with a big opportunity for his son.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 6:00 am ET
    Paris
    Modern Family (Season 11)
    In one last family trip, everyone heads to Paris so Jay can accept a lifetime achievement award. However, his old nemesis, Earl Chambers, finds a way to haunt him. Meanwhile, Claire has a secret rendezvous in one of the most romantic cities in the world.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 6:30 am ET
    Spuds
    Modern Family (Season 11)
    Phil and Claire take Haley and Dylan to dinner to reassure them they are not bad parents. While out to dinner, they run into Mitch and Cam, who are chaperoning Lily's first date, as well as Jay and Gloria after attending Joe's school play.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 7:00 am ET
    Baby Steps
    Modern Family (Season 11)
    Claire lands an interview for her dream job but is thwarted by Phil's tricky staircase. Meanwhile, Cam and Mitch debate the pros and cons of adopting another baby after unexpectedly receiving a call from their adoption agency.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 7:30 am ET
    I'm Going To Miss This
    Modern Family (Season 11)
    Mitchell is having a hard time letting go of his old life, and Gloria steps in to help him say goodbye. Meanwhile, Haley, Luke and Alex throw a party at the Dunphy house when Claire and Phil leave for a trip, and Dylan's mom takes the twins for the night.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 8:00 am ET
    The Science Project
    Family Matters
    Laura asks Steve to be her partner in class only because he's the best student and he can help her get a better grade. Feeling guilty, she confesses to Steve that she was using him. Steve forgives her and shows off their science project.
    TV-G
  • 8:30 am ET
    Requiem for an Urkel
    Family Matters
    Laura wants to ask a boy to the school dance, but he turns her down after being bullied by Willie, who wants to ask Laura to the dance. Steve Urkel is the unlikely hero when he stands up to the bully.
    TV-G
  • 9:00 am ET
    Fast Eddie Winslow
    Family Matters
    When Eddie loses $250 to a hardened pool hustler, he's rescued by Steve, who challenges the hustler to a game.
    TV-G
  • 9:30 am ET
    Finale - Part 1
    Modern Family (Season 11)
    Mitchell and Cam settle in on their new normal, and Phil and Claire decide that one of the kids needs to move out. Meanwhile, as Gloria becomes more successful at work, she notices Jay, Manny and Joe don't seem to need her as much.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 10:00 am ET
    Finale - Part 2
    Modern Family (Season 11)
    The entire family discovers saying goodbye is much harder than it seems.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 10:30 am ET
    Coal Digger
    Modern Family
    The whole family is invited to Jay and Gloria's for some barbeque and football. However an earlier incident at school between Manny and Luke makes things awkward for Gloria and Claire, and then things escalate when a not-so-flattering label is uttered.
    TV-PG (DLV)
  • 11:00 am ET
    A Race of Superhumans and a Letter to Alf
    Young Sheldon
    While Missy unknowingly becomes Sheldon's test subject, Georgie joins Mary's Bible study to spend more time with his crush, Veronica.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 11:30 am ET
    A Tummy Ache and a Whale of a Metaphor
    Young Sheldon
    When Sheldon gets sick and has to spend a few days in the hospital, he turns into the world's worst patient and his behavior takes a toll on everyone. Also, Missy gets a taste of what life would be like without her twin.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 12:00 pm ET
    A Nuclear Reactor and a Boy Called Lovey
    Young Sheldon
    While Sheldon attempts to build a nuclear reactor to power the neighborhood, Georgie is heartbroken when he learns that Veronica has a boyfriend. Also, a university party gets heated when Dr. Linkletter flirts with Meemaw.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 12:30 pm ET
    David, Goliath and a Yoo-hoo from the Back
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon uses his new friendship with the school bully to boss Georgie around. Also, Missy steals Meemaw's makeup for Picture Day.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 1:00 pm ET
    A Math Emergency and Perky Palms
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon and Dr. Sturgis have their first fight when Dr. Sturgis marks a question wrong on Sheldon's test. Mary takes over for Pastor Jeff when he's out sick.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 1:30 pm ET
    A Loaf of Bread and a Grand Old Flag
    Young Sheldon
    Things spiral out of control when Sheldon boycotts his favorite bread company and ends up on the local news. Meanwhile, Georgie offers Veronica a shoulder to cry on when she's dumped by her boyfriend.
    TV-PG
  • 2:00 pm ET
    The One with the Worst Best Man Ever
    Friends
    Joey loses Ross' treasured wedding ring. Phoebe has extreme mood variations from her pregnancy.
    TV-PG
  • 2:30 pm ET
    The One with Ross's Wedding: Part 1
    Friends
    Rachel stays home while the others go to England for Ross' wedding.
    TV-PG
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One with Ross's Wedding: Part 2
    Friends
    Rachel frantically tries to get to London before Ross marries Emily. Ross' father clashes with Emily's.
    TV-PG
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One After Ross Says Rachel
    Friends
    Will Emily forgive Ross before their honeymoon? Monica and Chandler agree to end their new relationship.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The One with All the Kissing
    Friends
    Ross' new wife won't speak to him. Rachel appoints Monica her advisor in romance. Phoebe feels neglected.
    TV-PG (S)
  • 4:30 pm ET
    The One-Hundredth
    Friends
    While Phoebe delivers triplets, Joey experiences his own pain. Monica plans a date with a male nurse to spite Chandler.
    TV-PG
  • 5:00 pm ET
    The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS
    Friends
    Joey challenges Phoebe to perform a completely selfless act. Monica gets upset when Chandler gloats about sex. Ross might finally reconcile with Emily but he must make a tough decision.
    TV-PG
  • 5:30 pm ET
    The One with the Kips
    Friends
    Ross tells Rachel that he cannot be around her once Emily comes to New York. Chandler and Monica try to have a romantic weekend.
    TV-14 (DS)
  • 6:00 pm ET
    The One with the Yeti
    Friends
    Will Ross obey Emily and move away from his friends? Monica and Rachel meet a monster.
    TV-PG
  • 6:30 pm ET
    The One Where Ross Moves In
    Friends
    Joey and Chandler regret letting Ross move in with them. Rachel schemes to get her new neighbor to ask her on a date.
    TV-PG
  • 7:00 pm ET
    The One with the Thanksgiving Flashbacks
    Friends
    The friends find out about Monica's worst Thanksgiving ever.
    TV-14 (D)
  • 7:30 pm ET
    The One with Ross' Sandwich
    Friends
    Joey becomes exasperated from hiding Chandler and Monica's secret. Ross gets in trouble when he expresses his rage.
    TV-14 (DS)
  • 8:00 pm ET
    The Colonization Application
    The Big Bang Theory
    There's trouble in paradise when Amy discovers Sheldon signed up for a one-way mission to colonize Mars, and the two get into a dogfight at a pet store. Meanwhile, Leonard makes a very "adult" purchase for Penny.
    TV-PG (DLS)
  • 8:30 pm ET
    The Bachelor Party Corrosion
    The Big Bang Theory
    The guys surprise Leonard with a belated bachelor-party weekend in Mexico, but their plans hit a bump in the road when they get a flat tire on the way. Meanwhile, the girls lean on Penny to tell her family that she and Leonard eloped.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 9:00 pm ET
    The 2003 Approximation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon reverts back to 2003 when he learns that Leonard and Penny are moving in together. Meanwhile Howard and Raj form a band to play at the comic book store.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 9:30 pm ET
    The Perspiration Implementation
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Barry Kripke gives the guys fencing lessons, he makes a point of letting Sheldon know he's interested in dating Amy. Stuart has trouble getting female customers at the Comic Book Store, so Penny, Amy and Bernadette stop by to help out.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 10:00 pm ET
    The Helium Insufficiency
    The Big Bang Theory
    A helium shortage leads Sheldon and Leonard to do business with a dealer in the black market in order to acquire some of the element for an experiment they need to complete.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 10:30 pm ET
    The Spock Resonance
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon's interview for a "Star Trek" documentary focusing on Spock turns up a shocking revelation about his breakup with Amy. Meanwhile, the Wolowitzes haggle over the remodeling of his family home.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 11:00 pm ET
    The Mystery Date Observation
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Leonard, Penny and Bernadette learn that Amy is going out on a dinner date, the trio set out to spy on her and the guy. Meanwhile, Sheldon recruits Raj and Howard to find a woman for him.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 11:30 pm ET
    The Platonic Permutation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Now just friends, Sheldon and Amy spend Thanksgiving at the aquarium, a reluctant Wolowitz volunteers at a soup kitchen with Bernadette, Raj and Emily, and Penny realizes that Leonard knows a bit more about her than he's let on.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 12:00 am ET
    Ep. 261 - Dynamite 10/2/2024
    All Elite Wrestling: Dynamite
    All Elite Wrestling continues to inject new spirit, freshness, and energy into to mainstream wrestling featuring a world-class roster of diverse male and female wrestlers.
    TV-14 (DLV)
  • 2:00 am ET
    Run for Your Wife
    Modern Family
    It's the first day back at school for the kids and, at the Dunphy house, Phil oversteps when he misreads how Claire is coping with an empty nest.
    TV-14
  • 2:30 am ET
    Pilot
    Modern Family
    Jay has grown children, grandchildren and a gorgeous young wife, who has a preteen son of her own; all together they must bridge generational, cultural and social gaps.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 3:00 am ET
    The Bicycle Thief
    Modern Family
    Phil is determined to help Luke prove to mom that he is responsible enough to have the brand new bike they just got him. However Phil ends up being the irresponsible one when a hot neighbor clouds his judgment.
    TV-14
  • 3:30 am ET
    Come Fly with Me
    Modern Family
    After some nudging, Jay begrudgingly takes Phil out to fly his new model airplane -- that is until a maneuver goes awry. Meanwhile, when Gloria drops Manny off to play with Luke, she ends up volunteering to take Alex dress shopping.
    TV-PG (V)
Thursday, Oct 03

  • 4:00 am ET
    The Incident
    Modern Family
    Claire and Mitchell's mother, Dede, drops in for a surprise visit and is determined to make amends with everyone she offended during what has been deemed "the incident" at Jay and Gloria's wedding. Needless to say, no one is thrilled to see her.
    TV-PG
  • 4:30 am ET
    En Garde
    Modern Family
    The whole family comes out to support Manny's newfound interest - fencing. It turns out he's quite masterful in the sport, but Jay's proud enthusiasm triggers an old childhood wound for Mitchell.
    TV-14
  • 5:00 am ET
    Great Expectations
    Modern Family
    With a history of giving bad gifts, Claire is determined to surprise Phil with an amazing anniversary present - a private performance by one of their favorite musicians, Izzy LaFontaine! However, it turns out to be a surprise in more ways than one.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 5:30 am ET
    Fizbo
    Modern Family
    Nothing is too big when Phil and Claire decide to throw Luke the biggest and best birthday party a boy could ever want. But when Cameron shows up as Fizbo, the Clown, it sets of a chain of events that ends with someone in the hospital.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 6:00 am ET
    Undeck the Halls
    Modern Family
    Christmas is in full swing at the Dunphy house until the kids get in some trouble and Phil and Claire threaten to take away Christmas until one of them fesses up. Meanwhile, Jay struggles with wanting to stick to his holiday traditions.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 6:30 am ET
    Up All Night
    Modern Family
    Gloria is less than pleased with Jay's reaction to the arrival of Javier, Manny's infamously unreliable dad. Meanwhile, Phil is suffering from kidney stones and his dramatics leave Claire no other choice but to call for the hot firemen.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 7:00 am ET
    Not in My House
    Modern Family
    When Claire finds a dirty picture on the computer and assumes it's Luke's, a guilty Phil doesn't necessarily correct her. Jay and Gloria disagree over his dog butler statue, and Cameron gets sucked into their gardener's woes, much to Mitchell's chagrin.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 7:30 am ET
    Fifteen Percent
    Modern Family
    Mitchell plants the seed in Jay's head that he thinks one of Jay's old buddies, Shorty, might be secretly gay. Jay doesn't believe it for a second ... except for all the questionable signs he now keeps noticing. Gloria gives Manny's date a makeover.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 8:00 am ET
    John Christ
    Miracle Workers
    Freya reunites with her old gang of war dogs. Sid joins an anti-robot extremist group. Tai enters a talent competition to prove he's not obsolete.
    TV-MA (LV)
  • 8:30 am ET
    Moon Landing
    Modern Family
    Claire feels slightly inadequate when her old friend, Valerie (guest star Minnie Driver), visits and is nothing like Claire remembered. Meanwhile Jay has an unsettling locker room moment when he and Cameron go play racquetball.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 9:00 am ET
    My Funky Valentine
    Modern Family
    Phil and Claire break from their traditional Valentine's Day dinner date and plan a little "role play" excursion. Meanwhile, Jay and Gloria's ideas of romance clash when he takes her to a comedy show, and Mitchell and Cameron play cupid for Manny.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 9:30 am ET
    Fears
    Modern Family
    When Phil and Luke embark on a discovery expedition underneath the house, Phil tries not to let his fear of the dark and of creepy crawlies get the best of him. Meanwhile, Claire takes a nervous Haley to the DMV for her driver's test.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 10:00 am ET
    Truth Be Told
    Modern Family
    After reconnecting on Facebook, Phil invites his old high school girlfriend (guest star Judy Greer) to drop by the house, but this friendly visit quickly turns into trouble. Meanwhile Jay accidentally kills Manny's beloved pet turtle.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 10:30 am ET
    Starry Night
    Modern Family
    Phil and Claire each tackle one of their kids' school projects; Jay and Mitchell set out on their father-son outing to see the meteor showers, but Mitchell is surprised to see Manny will be joining them.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 11:00 am ET
    Albert Einstein and the Story of Another Mary
    Young Sheldon
    Inspired by his hero, Albert Einstein, Sheldon tries his hand at the violin. Also, Mary and Meemaw secretly buy a pregnancy test when Mary thinks she's pregnant.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 11:30 am ET
    A Perfect Score and a Bunsen Burner Marshmallow
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon moves in with Dr. Sturgis for the weekend to see what his life would be like in college. Also, a lonely Mary tries to bond with the other Coopers during Sheldon's absence.
    TV-PG
  • 12:00 pm ET
    A Political Campaign and a Candy Land Cheater
    Young Sheldon
    Unhappy that school funds are going toward football rather than academics, Sheldon decides to run for class president.
    TV-PG
  • 12:30 pm ET
    A Proposal and a Popsicle Stick Cross
    Young Sheldon
    Georgie is thrilled when Veronica stays at the Coopers' for a few days. Meanwhile, Meemaw and Dr. Sturgis celebrate their one-year anniversary.
    TV-PG
  • 1:00 pm ET
    A Broken Heart and a Crock Monster
    Young Sheldon
    The Coopers help a brokenhearted Pastor Jeff through a rough patch in his marriage. Meanwhile, Sheldon pressures church members for donations when Mary takes him to work for a day.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 1:30 pm ET
    A Swedish Science Thing and the Equation for Toast
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon invites the entire school to a party for the Nobel Prize announcements. Meanwhile, Meemaw learns more about Dr. Sturgis's past, and Georgie's desire for cable TV leads to a standoff between him and his dad.
    TV-PG
  • 2:00 pm ET
    The One with the Inappropriate Sister
    Friends
    A bored Ross creates havoc in Joey and Chandler's lives. Rachel is disturbed by her date's inappropriate relationship with his sister.
    TV-PG
  • 2:30 pm ET
    The One with All the Resolutions
    Friends
    On New Year's Eve, the friends make resolutions for the coming year but keeping them proves difficult.
    TV-PG
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One with Chandler's Work Laugh
    Friends
    Chandler's behavior toward his boss annoys Monica. Ross' latest romance astounds everyone.
    TV-PG
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One with Joey's Bag
    Friends
    Phoebe meets another long-lost relative. Joey wears a shoulder bag.
    TV-PG
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The One Where Everybody Finds Out
    Friends
    Chandler and Monica's relationship becomes less of a secret. Ross must prove to his boss that he's sane in order to return to work.
    TV-14 (DS)
  • 4:30 pm ET
    The One with the Girl Who Hits Joey
    Friends
    Chandler thinks Monica wants more from their relationship. Ross fails to impress his new neighbors.
    TV-PG
  • 5:00 pm ET
    The One with the Cop
    Friends
    Joey wonders if he is in love with Monica. Phoebe impersonates a police officer.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 5:30 pm ET
    The One with Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss
    Friends
    Rachel interviews for a great job but she may get it for the wrong reason. Monica competes to have a better relationship than Phoebe's.
    TV-14 (DS)
  • 6:00 pm ET
    The One Where Rachel Smokes
    Friends
    Rachel submits to peer pressure at work. Joey and Ross' son audition for the same commercial but only one can get the part.
    TV-PG
  • 6:30 pm ET
    The One Where Ross Can't Flirt
    Friends
    Ross' flirting technique fails to impress a cute pizza-delivery woman. A surprise awaits Joey when he tells everyone about his big television appearance.
    TV-PG
  • 7:00 pm ET
    The One with the Ride Along
    Friends
    The guys enjoy riding along with a police officer until a gunshot is heard. Rachel overhears a telephone message for Ross from his second ex-wife.
    TV-PG
  • 7:30 pm ET
    The One with the Ball
    Friends
    Phoebe's boyfriend wants her to move in with him. Ross and Joey involve Chandler and Monica in an obsessive game.
    TV-PG
  • 8:00 pm ET
    The Sales Call Sublimation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Penny entices Leonard to meet with a psychiatrist and the results are surprising, Stuart moves out of the Wolowitz house, and Howard and Bernadette find themselves at a loss.
    TV-PG (DS)
  • 8:30 pm ET
    The Empathy Optimization
    The Big Bang Theory
    Dealing with an under-the-weather Sheldon is so draining for Penny, Leonard, and the gang, that they decide to treat themselves to a Sheldon-less weekend.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 9:00 pm ET
    The Meemaw Materialization
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon's grandmother, aka Meemaw, visits and there's friction between her and Amy, which intensifies after the elderly woman blurts out a secret about Sheldon.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 9:30 pm ET
    The Valentino Submergence
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Amy celebrate Valentine's Day with an episode of Fun With Flags, Leonard and Penny feel the pangs of aging, and Howard and Bernadette are surprised by what they find in their hot tub.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 10:00 pm ET
    The Positive Negative Reaction
    The Big Bang Theory
    The gang learns Bernadette is pregnant and celebrates by singing karaoke. Meanwhile, Wolowitz freaks out over the pregnancy announcement and becomes convinced he must make more money to provide for the baby.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 10:30 pm ET
    The Celebration Experimentation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and the gang celebrate his birthday and he's surprised by a special guest.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 11:00 pm ET
    The Application Deterioration
    The Big Bang Theory
    Howard reconsiders entering into a legal partnership with Leonard and Sheldon regarding the patent for the infinite persistence gyroscope. Also, the women offer Raj dating advice after Emily reaches out to him following their breakup.
    TV-PG (DLS)
  • 11:30 pm ET
    The Solder Excursion Diversion
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon shocks Amy with a startling revelation after she buys him a new laptop. Meanwhile, Raj throws Leonard and Howard under the bus after they lie to their wives and sneak off to an early screening of a movie.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 12:00 am ET
    The Big Bear Precipitation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon shares a secret about Leonard when the two go on a weekend trip with Penny and Amy; Raj goes all out with pregnancy gifts.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 12:30 am ET
    The Viewing Party Combustion
    The Big Bang Theory
    During a group get-together, a minor argument between Sheldon and Leonard turns into a heated debate, leaving the rest of the gang to choose sides.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 1:00 am ET
    The Fermentation Bifurcation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon stays behind to spend quality time with the pregnant Bernadette when the rest of the gang toddles off to a wine-tasting event where they run into Penny's former boyfriend, and Raj introduces his new girlfriend.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 1:30 am ET
    The Line Substitution Solution
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Sheldon decides he'd rather go to a movie screening than hang out with Amy, he hires Stuart to spend the day with her. Meanwhile Leonard's mother visits, and Penny just can't seem to connect with her.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 2:00 am ET
    Roy Wood Jr.
    Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes
    Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes packs classic, fan-favorite episodes with shareable pop-up facts, behind-the-scenes stories and surprising factoids directly from the Jokers.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 2:30 am ET
    One for the Books
    Impractical Jokers
    This week, the Jokers are raising hell at Raising Cane's, and following that, asking for help to carry some furniture. At the end, one of them will be strapped to a speeding race car for his punishment … or is it?
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 3:00 am ET
    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker
    Finn and Poe lead the Resistance to put a stop to the First Order's plans to form a new Empire, while Rey anticipates her inevitable confrontation with Kylo Ren.
    TV-14 (LV)
Friday, Oct 04

  • 6:00 am ET
    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker
    Finn and Poe lead the Resistance to put a stop to the First Order's plans to form a new Empire, while Rey anticipates her inevitable confrontation with Kylo Ren.
    TV-14 (LV)
  • 9:00 am ET
    Game Changer
    Modern Family
    It could not be more perfect that Phil's birthday and the release date of a hot new product coincide, and he wants nothing so much as to be one of the first people to get one; this is Claire's mission.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 9:30 am ET
    Benched
    Modern Family
    When Luke and Manny's hot-tempered basketball coach quits in the middle of a game, Jay and Phil both jockey to fill the position. Claire and Gloria each struggle with the realization that they might not be number one in their children's lives anymore.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 10:00 am ET
    Travels with Scout
    Modern Family
    Claire is caught off guard when Phil's father shows up in an RV with a little four legged friend, and she becomes suspicious that he might be hiding a larger reason for the visit.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 10:30 am ET
    Airport 2010
    Modern Family
    For Jay's birthday, Gloria gives him the best surprise -- a romantic birthday getaway to Hawaii -- the only kicker is she invited the whole entire family to come along.
    TV-PG
  • 11:00 am ET
    Quirky Eggheads and Texas Snow Globes
    Young Sheldon
    Mary worries about Sheldon's mental health.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 11:30 am ET
    A Broom Closet and Satan's Monopoly Board
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon takes his education into his own hands.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 12:00 pm ET
    An Entrepreneurialist and a Swat on the Bottom
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon leaves town after a fight with Meemaw and his parents.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 12:30 pm ET
    Hobbitses, Physicses and a Ball with Zip
    Young Sheldon
    On a science break, Sheldon discovers The Lord of the Rings.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 1:00 pm ET
    A Pineapple and the Bosom of Male Friendship
    Young Sheldon
    Dr. Sturgis returns from the mental hospital.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 1:30 pm ET
    A Parasol and a Hell of an Arm
    Young Sheldon
    Missy tries out for the baseball team.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 2:00 pm ET
    The One with Joey's Big Break
    Friends
    Joey's first major film role leads to an unexpected experience in Las Vegas. Phoebe can't remember why she hates Ross.
    TV-PG
  • 2:30 pm ET
    The One in Vegas: Part 1
    Friends
    The gang travels to Las Vegas, Nevada, where more than one surprise awaits. After Ross misinterprets Rachel's actions, a war of public humiliation results.
    TV-PG (DS)
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One in Vegas: Part 2
    Friends
    Monica and Chandler get lucky in Las Vegas, Nevada. Rachel makes Ross regret playing a prank on her. Joey schemes for fame and fortune.
    TV-PG (DS)
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One After Vegas
    Friends
    Two of the friends leave Las Vegas married. Joey and Phoebe have a cross-country adventure.
    TV-PG
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel
    Friends
    Monica is bewildered by Rachel's reaction to a change in their living arrangement. Phoebe tries to make Ross confront his feelings for Rachel.
    TV-PG
  • 4:30 pm ET
    The One with Ross' Denial
    Friends
    Despite Phoebe's admonitions, Ross makes a drastic decision about Rachel. Chandler and Monica bicker over their living arrangements.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 5:00 pm ET
    The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance
    Friends
    Injured Joey must get an acting part in order to qualify for health insurance. Rachel finally learns the truth about her marriage to Ross.
    TV-PG
  • 5:30 pm ET
    The One with Joey's Porsche
    Friends
    Rachel forces Ross to terminate their marriage. Phoebe's first triplet baby-sitting experience proves stressful. Joey pretends to own a sports car.
    TV-PG
  • 6:00 pm ET
    The One on the Last Night
    Friends
    The guys and the women prepare for big changes in their living arrangements.
    TV-PG
  • 6:30 pm ET
    The One Where Phoebe Runs
    Friends
    Chandler learns how obsessively neat Monica is when he attempts to do her a favor. Joey desperately tries not to flirt with his sexy new roommate.
    TV-PG
  • 7:00 pm ET
    The One with Ross's Teeth
    Friends
    The guys explore their femininity. Phoebe causes trouble when she kisses someone at Rachel's work.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 7:30 pm ET
    The One Where Ross Got High
    Friends
    On Thanksgiving, Chandler tries to gain favor with Monica's parents but an old secret involving Ross causes problems. Undomestic Rachel's dessert proves intriguing.
    TV-PG
  • 8:00 pm ET
    The Convergence Convergence
    The Big Bang Theory
    In the Season 9 finale, Leonard's recently divorced parents roll into town, as does Sheldon's holy-roller mother, and all hell breaks loose.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 8:30 pm ET
    The Conjugal Conjecture
    The Big Bang Theory
    In the Season 10 premiere, the gang deals with the awkward aftermath of an overnight liaison between Sheldon's mother and Leonard's father. Meanwhile, Penny's dysfunctional family is in town for the wedding.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 9:00 pm ET
    The Military Miniaturization
    The Big Bang Theory
    The guys heads are in a spin when an Air Force bigwig approaches them about their revolutionary gyroscope invention, and Bernadette is upset with Penny after she accidentally leaks a secret to the mom-to-be's coworkers about her being pregnant.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 9:30 pm ET
    The Dependence Transcendence
    The Big Bang Theory
    Howard and Leonard are putting in late nights at work and Sheldon is having trouble keeping up, Raj and a pregnant Bernadette spend a day together, and Penny and Amy take in a faculty party.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 10:00 pm ET
    The Cohabitation Experimentation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Amy decide to move in together when her apartment floods. Meanwhile, Howard and Bernadette become upset when Raj learns the gender of their baby before they do.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 10:30 pm ET
    The Hot Tub Contamination
    The Big Bang Theory
    Amy and Sheldon's live-in relationship may be in the toilet after he accuses her of not following the bathroom schedule. Meanwhile, Howard and Bernadette's secret staycation is interrupted by interfering interlopers who are sneaking into their hot tub.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 11:00 pm ET
    The Fetal Kick Catalyst
    The Big Bang Theory
    Feeling his fetal offspring kick sends Howard on a baby-items buying binge with Raj, Sheldon and Amy host a brunch in their new digs, and Penny, by virtue of her virtuoso performance in "Serial Apist," is invited to a sci-fi convention.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 11:30 pm ET
    The Veracity Elasticity
    The Big Bang Theory
    In order to remain Sheldon's roomie, Amy fibs about repairs being made to her apartment. Later, they present a episode of "Fun with Flags" in Penny's apartment.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 12:00 am ET
    Get Out
    A black photographer's weekend meeting his white girlfriend's parents takes a terrifying turn in this horror hit from Jordan Peele.
    No Rating Available
  • 2:15 am ET
    Den of Thieves
    The sheriff of LA county goes after an audacious robbery crew that plans their most difficult heist on the Federal Reserve Bank.
    TV-14 (DLSV)
Saturday, Oct 05

  • 5:12 am ET
    Red
    TV-14 (DLV)
  • 7:30 am ET
    Red 2
    In this high-octane sequel, ex-CIA agent Frank Moses (Bruce Willis) reunites his old-school crew to track down a missing nuclear device, clashing with assassins, terrorists and corrupt government officials along the way.
    TV-14 (DLV)
  • 10:00 am ET
    Hawaii
    Modern Family
    Jay could not be more excited to do nothing but indulge and relax in this tropical paradise, but then an unexpected reality check dampens his plans. Meanwhile, Phil is determined to make this trip romantic for Claire.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 10:30 am ET
    Family Portrait
    Modern Family
    Claire painstakingly plans for a new family portrait to be taken, but it seems like everything and everybody is working against her. Gloria and Manny go with Phil and Alex to a Lakers game and end up having a very awkward moment on the jumbotron.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 11:00 am ET
    The Old Wagon
    Modern Family
    Claire finally gets Phil to agree to sell their old station wagon, but not before everyone has to take it on one last ride down memory lane. Meanwhile, when a haphazard hammer-wielding Mitchell decides to build a life-size princess castle for Lily.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 11:30 am ET
    The Kiss
    Modern Family
    In honor of her late grandmother, Gloria decides to cook more traditional Colombian meals, which is met with some ribbing from Jay -- but see who gets the last laugh. Meanwhile Claire finds herself becoming the overbearing mom.
    TV-PG
  • 12:00 pm ET
    The One with the Routine
    Friends
    Joey plots the perfect opportunity to kiss Janine. Ross and Monica resurrect their dorky high school dance routine for a television special.
    TV-PG
  • 12:30 pm ET
    The One with the Apothecary Table
    Friends
    Joey finally dates Janine but she doesn't like his friends. Rachel worries Phoebe won't appreciate the way she furnishes their apartment.
    TV-PG
  • 1:00 pm ET
    The One with the Joke
    Friends
    Ross and Chandler bicker over which of them created a raunchy joke. Phoebe antagonizes Monica and Rachel with her candor. Joey reluctantly takes a waiter job at Central Perk.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 1:30 pm ET
    The One with Rachel's Sister
    Friends
    Rachel tries to help her pampered younger sister, Jill, find independence but Jill flirting with Ross is not part of the plan. Monica won't admit that she is sick.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 2:00 pm ET
    The One Where Chandler Can't Cry
    Friends
    Rachel's sister Jill wants Ross but not for the reasons he thinks. Chandler astounds the others with his inability to express emotions. Is Phoebe starring in pornography?
    TV-PG (D)
  • 2:30 pm ET
    The Wedding Planner
    Jennifer Lopez plays San Francisco's most successful supplier of romance and glamour. She knows all the tricks. She knows all the rules. But then, she breaks the most important rule of all: she falls in love with the groom, Matthew McConaughey.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 4:30 pm ET
    Bad Teacher
    A foul-mouthed seventh grade teacher who is dumped by her sugar daddy starts to pursue a colleague, which provokes conflict with the school's model teacher.
    TV-14 (DLS)
  • 6:30 pm ET
    Episode 1
    MLB on TBS Leadoff
    No Rating Available
  • 7:30 pm ET
    Episode 1
    MLB Division Series on TBS
    No Rating Available
  • 11:00 pm ET
    Earthquake
    Modern Family
    An earthquake hits, leaving Claire stuck in the bathroom with the plumber, Manny experiencing an existential crisis while out with Jay, and Mitchell and Cameron digging themselves deeper into a lie.
    TV-14
  • 11:30 pm ET
    Strangers On a Treadmill
    Modern Family
    Claire and Mitchell enlist each other's help in trying to spare their significant others from embarrassment - Cameron from his unfortunate wardrobe choices, and Phil from his joke-ridden speech for the realtors' banquet.
    TV-14
  • 12:00 am ET
    Unplugged
    Modern Family
    Noticing that everyone is too busy on their electronic devices to actually interact with one another, Claire and Phil declare a family challenge to see who can stay unplugged the longest.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 12:30 am ET
    Episode 2
    MLB Division Series on TBS
    No Rating Available
Sunday, Oct 06

  • 4:00 am ET
    Episode 1
    MLB on TBS Closer
    No Rating Available
  • 4:30 am ET
    Joker
    A failed comedian begins a slow descent into madness as he transforms into a criminal mastermind.
    TV-14 (DLV)
  • 7:15 am ET
    Kingsman: The Golden Circle
    With their headquarters destroyed and the world held hostage, members of Kingsman join forces with their American counterparts to battle a ruthless and common enemy.
    TV-14 (DLSV)
  • 10:00 am ET
    Halloween
    Modern Family
    Claire loves Halloween and is gearing up to spookify the Dunphy house for the trick or treaters. She gives each family member a role to play, but none of it goes quite right ... Cameron can't shake a traumatic childhood experience and hates the holiday.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 10:30 am ET
    Chirp
    Modern Family
    Claire and Haley have a bit of quality girl time while they're stuck at home sick, and Phil is preoccupied by the taunts of a chirping smoke detector. Gloria and Manny's surprise visit at Jay's work leads to headaches for Jay.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 11:00 am ET
    Manny Get Your Gun
    Modern Family
    Everyone's gathering to celebrate Manny's birthday, though Manny himself is having a mini-life crisis about getting older. Meanwhile, Phil and Claire engage in a not-so-friendly car race, and Mitch and Cam get sidetracked when they stop to pick up a gift.
    TV-PG (V)
  • 11:30 am ET
    Mother Tucker
    Modern Family
    Mitchell isn't quite sure how to tell Cam that his mother makes him uncomfortable. Meanwhile, Phil takes it hard when Haley breaks up with Dylan, and Jay's stomach ache gets exacerbated when he and Manny start looking things up on a medical website.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 12:00 pm ET
    Dance Dance Revelation
    Modern Family
    It's Luke and Manny's first school dance and everyone gets in on the "fun" -- Jay and Phil have to take the boys on a mall run, and Claire revels in the school dance committee duties, but gets a little jealous when Gloria shows up to help.
    TV-PG (L)
  • 12:30 pm ET
    The One That Could Have Been: Part 1
    Friends
    The friends fantasize Rachel and Ross are in respective loveless marriages. Monica is an overweight virgin. Poor Chandler works for television star Joey, and Phoebe is an overstressed stockbroker.
    TV-14
  • 1:00 pm ET
    The One That Could Have Been: Part 2
    Friends
    In the speculative fantasy, Ross initiates romantic advances with his wife Carol. Chandler and Monica help each other overcome loneliness, Rachel learns the truth about her husband and Phoebe sneaks out of the hospital.
    TV-14
  • 1:30 pm ET
    The One with Unagi
    Friends
    Chandler gets into trouble with his homemade gift for Monica. Ross tries to teach martial arts to Rachel and Phoebe. Joey hires a look-alike.
    TV-PG
  • 2:00 pm ET
    The One Where Ross Dates a Student
    Friends
    When a fire damages their apartment, Rachel and Phoebe must choose between living temporarily with Joey or Monica. Ross gets into trouble where he teaches.
    TV-PG (S)
  • 2:30 pm ET
    The One with Joey's Fridge
    Friends
    Ross worries when his student/girlfriend goes on vacation with her wild friends. Meanwhile, Joey's refrigerator breaks down.
    TV-PG (S)
  • 3:00 pm ET
    Geostorm
    A satellite network developed to control weather on Earth backfires, causing a series of deadly disasters led by a massive geostorm.
    TV-14 (DLV)
  • 5:00 pm ET
    Jurassic Park
    John Hammond has invited three dinosaur experts see his park before it opens. The park is on an island off Costa Rica and is populated by actual, living dinosaurs Hammond has created using DNA harvested from prehistoric insects.
    TV-PG (LV)
  • 7:45 pm ET
    Twister
    Storm-chasing scientists head into the heart of the most lethal tornadoes to track nature's fury in this action-packed blockbuster with Helen Hunt and Bill Paxton.
    No Rating Available
  • 10:00 pm ET
    The Geology Elevation
    The Big Bang Theory
    A geologist coworker's MacArthur Genius fellowship award leaves Sheldon stone cold jealous. Meanwhile, Howard stumbles upon a remote-control Stephen Hawking action figure that he invented. Hawking appears as himself.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 10:30 pm ET
    The Property Division Collision
    The Big Bang Theory
    A great divide develops between Sheldon and Leonard when it comes time to divvy up their shared belongings. Meanwhile, with Bernadette heading into her pregnancy homestretch, Raj and Stuart battle to be the one providing her the most help.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 11:00 pm ET
    The Birthday Synchronicity
    The Big Bang Theory
    The Wolowitz baby arrives, while Sheldon and Amy celebrate Amy's birthday.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 11:30 pm ET
    The Holiday Summation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Amy visit Leonard and Penny for the first time since the holidays and share details about their terrible trip to Texas.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 12:00 am ET
    The Romance Recalibration
    The Big Bang Theory
    After a marital disagreement, Penny takes off for a spa weekend with Amy, and Sheldon steps in to play peacemaker for the squabbling newlyweds. Meanwhile, Howard and Raj do battle with a noisy floor in the baby's room.
    TV-PG (DL)
  • 12:30 am ET
    The Emotion Detection Automation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon decides to test an MIT invention that can help read people's emotions. Meanwhile, Leonard has trouble hiding his emotions when Penny announces her brother is going to visit, and Raj gathers former girlfriends to ask for their dating advice.
    TV-PG
  • 1:00 am ET
    The Locomotion Reverberation
    The Big Bang Theory
    With Sheldon hindering progress on the guidance-system project, Leonard and Howard figure the only way they can get back on track is to engineer a distraction by getting him tickets to a historic railroad.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 1:30 am ET
    The Allowance Evaporation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Amy is incensed when she discovers Sheldon has shared intimate relationship information with people at the University, and Raj is knocked for a loop when his father stops sending financial support.
    TV-PG (D)
  • 2:00 am ET
    Roy Wood Jr.
    Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes
    Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes packs classic, fan-favorite episodes with shareable pop-up facts, behind-the-scenes stories and surprising factoids directly from the Jokers.
    TV-14 (DL)
  • 2:30 am ET
    Twister
    Storm-chasing scientists head into the heart of the most lethal tornadoes to track nature's fury in this action-packed blockbuster with Helen Hunt and Bill Paxton.
    No Rating Available