Thursday, Dec 12

  • 12:00 pm ET
    Freshman Orientation and the Invention of the Zipper
    Young Sheldon
    While college orientation does not go as Sheldon planned, Mary is mistaken for a university student and invited to a party.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 12:30 pm ET
    A Philosophy Class and Worms That Can Chase You
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon's first day of college is derailed by his new philosophy teacher. Also, Mary and Brenda live vicariously through Missy's first day of middle school.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 1:00 pm ET
    An Existential Crisis and a Bear That Makes Bubbles
    Young Sheldon
    Meemaw takes matters into her own hands when Sheldon's philosophy teacher, Professor Ericson, sends him into a tailspin.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 1:30 pm ET
    Crappy Frozen Ice Cream and an Organ Grinder's Monkey
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon and his dad dine with President Hagemeyer and a university benefactor. Also, Dale and his ex-wife invite Meemaw to their son's wedding.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 2:00 pm ET
    A Pager, a Club and a Cranky Bag of Wrinkles
    Young Sheldon
    Dr. Linkletter pushes Sheldon to make friends with his fellow students, and Georgie gets a pager.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 2:30 pm ET
    A Box of Treasure and the Meemaw of Science
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon, Dr. Linkletter and Meemaw team up on a science experiment. Also, Mary is jealous that Pastor Jeff and Brenda are spending so much time together.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One with Joey's Dirty Day
    Friends
    Charlton Heston finds Joey in a compromising position during a movie shoot. Rachel regrets asking Ross for a favor.
    TV-14 (S) DVS: Y
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One with All the Rugby
    Friends
    Chandler's annoying former girlfriend reappears. Ross plays rugby to impress Emily with painful results.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The One with the Fake Party
    Friends
    Trying to become better acquainted with her sexy client, Rachel inadvertently thwarts Ross' plans for a romantic evening with his girlfriend.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 4:30 pm ET
    The One with the Free Porn
    Friends
    Monica helps Ross tell his girlfriend that he loves her. Phoebe gets some surprising news about her pregnancy.
    TV-14 (D) DVS: Y
  • 5:00 pm ET
    The One with Rachel's New Dress
    Friends
    Ross and his ex-wife become jealous when their lovers go to England together. Rachel's plans to seduce her boyfriend go awry.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 5:30 pm ET
    The One with All the Haste
    Friends
    Drastic changes occur in Ross' relationship with Emily. Monica and Rachel will do anything to get their old apartment back from the guys.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 6:00 pm ET
    The One with All the Wedding Dresses
    Friends
    Rachel reacts drastically to Ross' engagement. Chandler becomes exasperated by Joey's snoring.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 6:30 pm ET
    The One with the Invitation
    Friends
    Rachel and the engaged Ross reminisce separately about when they dated each other. The friends get invitations to Ross' wedding but not all of them are going.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 7:00 pm ET
    The One with the Worst Best Man Ever
    Friends
    Joey loses Ross' treasured wedding ring. Phoebe has extreme mood variations from her pregnancy.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 7:30 pm ET
    The One with Ross's Wedding: Part 1
    Friends
    Rachel stays home while the others go to England for Ross' wedding.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 8:00 pm ET
    The One with Ross's Wedding: Part 2
    Friends
    Rachel frantically tries to get to London before Ross marries Emily. Ross' father clashes with Emily's.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 8:30 pm ET
    The One After Ross Says Rachel
    Friends
    Will Emily forgive Ross before their honeymoon? Monica and Chandler agree to end their new relationship.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 9:00 pm ET
    The Troll Manifestation
    The Big Bang Theory
    An online troll rips Leonard and Sheldon's published physics paper, so the guys rally to defend the two and expose the bully, while a girls night out leads to Penny, Amy and Bernadette dishing about embarrassing past events.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 9:30 pm ET
    The Comic Book Store Regeneration
    The Big Bang Theory
    Amid the excitement of Stuart reopening his comic-book store, Howard gets some unsettling news; and after teaching Sheldon how to "let it go," Penny doesn't practice what she preaches when she learns something maddening about Amy.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 10:00 pm ET
    The Intimacy Acceleration
    The Big Bang Theory
    An experiment designed to make participants fall in love piques Penny and Leonard's interest, so they decide to put it to the test. Meanwhile, Leonard, Amy, Raj and Emily have an encounter with a "zombie."
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 10:30 pm ET
    The Colonization Application
    The Big Bang Theory
    There's trouble in paradise when Amy discovers Sheldon signed up for a one-way mission to colonize Mars, and the two get into a dogfight at a pet store. Meanwhile, Leonard makes a very "adult" purchase for Penny.
    TV-PG (DLS) DVS: Y
  • 11:00 pm ET
    The Leftover Thermalization
    The Big Bang Theory
    An electrical short thaws the last meal that was cooked by Mrs. Wolowitz, and the gang ponders what to do with it, while Sheldon and Leonard's work is featured in a magazine, but only one receives credit.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 11:30 pm ET
    The Skywalker Incursion
    The Big Bang Theory
    A speaking engagement at UC Berkeley puts Leonard and Sheldon in a galaxy not too far, far away from their idol George Lucas' Skywalker Ranch, and they considrer dropping by.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 12:00 am ET
    The Middle Earth Paradigm
    The Big Bang Theory
    Penny hosts a Halloween party, putting Leonard, Sheldon, Wolowitz and Koothrappali through a new test of their social skills.
    TV-PG (DLS) DVS: Y
  • 12:30 am ET
    The Large Hadron Collision
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Leonard is offered a trip to Switzerland on Valentine's Day to see a particle accelerator, he must choose between taking Penny or Sheldon.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 1:00 am ET
    The Precious Fragmentation
    The Big Bang Theory
    The guys go to a garage sale and find a ring from the Lord of the Rings films, and the rare find threatens their friendship.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 1:30 am ET
    The Russian Rocket Reaction
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Leonard get invited to a housewarming party at Wil Wheaton's house. Howard gets an out-of-this-world opportunity!
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 2:00 am ET
    The Anything Can Happen Recurrence
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard reinstates Anything Can Happen Thursday, and it leads the regimented Sheldon to attempt something spontaneous, which creates friction among Penny, Amy and Bernadette. Raj requests help from Howard in prepping for a date with Emily.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 2:30 am ET
    The Commitment Determination
    The Big Bang Theory
    In the Season 8 finale, Leonard and Penny are pressured to set a wedding date by Sheldon, whose relationship with Amy has taken an interesting turn.
    TV-14 (D) DVS: Y
  • 3:00 am ET
    The Confidence Erosion
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Amy try to eliminate stress from wedding planning by applying math to the process. Raj "breaks up" with Howard after realizing his best friend is actually hurting his confidence.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 3:30 am ET
    The Bow Tie Asymmetry
    The Big Bang Theory
    In the Season 11 finale, when Amy's parents and Sheldon's family arrive for the wedding, everybody is focused on making sure all goes according to plan -- everyone except the bride and groom.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
Friday, Dec 13

  • 8:00 am ET
    Jackie Chan Is Not in This One
    Wipeout
    Our Wipeout teams are THIRSTY. They include a team of PDA-loving first responders and another team begging Jackie Chan to adopt them. Only by completing the toughest Wipeout course in history can their thirst for $25,000 be quenched.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 9:00 am ET
    Couples Game Night!
    Wipeout
    An award-winning model and her MMA fighter husband take on the world in tonight's episode. Can they go the distance against a pair of noisy lovers, early retirees and the most fabulous 40-year-olds on the planet?
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 12:00 pm ET
    Cowboy Aerobics and 473 Grease-Free Bolts
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon campaigns to become Dr. Linkletter's lab assistant. Meanwhile, Georgie enlists the help of Mr. Lundy, the drama teacher, for a surprising business venture.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 12:30 pm ET
    The Geezer Bus and a New Model For Education
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon refuses to ride in a car after getting into an accident with Meemaw. Meanwhile, Meemaw is forced to take the church shuttle while her car is in the shop.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 1:00 pm ET
    Mitch's Son and the Unconditional Approval of a Government Agency
    Young Sheldon
    When the IRS accuses Sheldon of making a mistake, he stops at nothing to prove them wrong. Then, when Dale is forced to get a colonoscopy, he tries to convince Meemaw to join him.
    TV-14 (L) DVS: Y
  • 1:30 pm ET
    A Virus, Heartbreak and a World of Possibilities
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon faces extreme consequences after installing a pirated computer game. Meanwhile, Mary and Meemaw take Brenda out for Girls Night, while George watches Billy.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 2:00 pm ET
    A Second Prodigy and the Hottest Tips for Pouty Lips
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon finds himself at odds with Paige once again when she considers enrolling at East Texas Tech. Meanwhile, Mary seeks the advice of June when looking for a change.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 2:30 pm ET
    A Black Hole
    Young Sheldon
    The Coopers discuss the possibilities of black holes and alternate universes when Dr. Sturgis comes over for dinner.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One with All the Kissing
    Friends
    Ross' new wife won't speak to him. Rachel appoints Monica her advisor in romance. Phoebe feels neglected.
    TV-PG (S) DVS: Y
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One-Hundredth
    Friends
    While Phoebe delivers triplets, Joey experiences his own pain. Monica plans a date with a male nurse to spite Chandler.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS
    Friends
    Joey challenges Phoebe to perform a completely selfless act. Monica gets upset when Chandler gloats about sex. Ross might finally reconcile with Emily but he must make a tough decision.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 4:30 pm ET
    The One with the Kips
    Friends
    Ross tells Rachel that he cannot be around her once Emily comes to New York. Chandler and Monica try to have a romantic weekend.
    TV-14 (DS) DVS: Y
  • 5:00 pm ET
    The One with the Yeti
    Friends
    Will Ross obey Emily and move away from his friends? Monica and Rachel meet a monster.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 5:30 pm ET
    The One Where Ross Moves In
    Friends
    Joey and Chandler regret letting Ross move in with them. Rachel schemes to get her new neighbor to ask her on a date.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 6:00 pm ET
    The One with the Thanksgiving Flashbacks
    Friends
    The friends find out about Monica's worst Thanksgiving ever.
    TV-14 (D) DVS: Y
  • 6:30 pm ET
    The One with Ross' Sandwich
    Friends
    Joey becomes exasperated from hiding Chandler and Monica's secret. Ross gets in trouble when he expresses his rage.
    TV-14 (DS) DVS: Y
  • 7:00 pm ET
    The One with the Inappropriate Sister
    Friends
    A bored Ross creates havoc in Joey and Chandler's lives. Rachel is disturbed by her date's inappropriate relationship with his sister.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 7:30 pm ET
    The One with All the Resolutions
    Friends
    On New Year's Eve, the friends make resolutions for the coming year but keeping them proves difficult.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 8:00 pm ET
    The One with Chandler's Work Laugh
    Friends
    Chandler's behavior toward his boss annoys Monica. Ross' latest romance astounds everyone.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 8:30 pm ET
    The One with Joey's Bag
    Friends
    Phoebe meets another long-lost relative. Joey wears a shoulder bag.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 9:00 pm ET
    The Fortification Implementation
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Sheldon and Amy build a fort, they come to a crossroad in their relationship. Wolowitz is shocked when a man claiming to be his half-brother shows up. When Penny is invited to be on Wil's podcast, she and Leonard have an argument.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 9:30 pm ET
    The Communication Deterioration
    The Big Bang Theory
    In the event of alien contact, NASA asks Raj to craft a message for the extraterrestrials, and the guys battle over how it should be handled. Meanwhile, Penny must decide between auditioning for a film role or keeping her job in pharmaceutical sales.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 10:00 pm ET
    The Graduation Transmission
    The Big Bang Theory
    Wolowitz questions his abilities when he and Sheldon can't get a drone to fly. A canceled flight nearly prevents Leonard from giving the commencement address. Raj pits his parents against each other when his father cuts him off financially.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 10:30 pm ET
    The Maternal Combustion
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard and Sheldon's mothers come to town to celebrate their sons getting an award, but the opinionated women engage in an altercation over religion.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 11:00 pm ET
    The Commitment Determination
    The Big Bang Theory
    In the Season 8 finale, Leonard and Penny are pressured to set a wedding date by Sheldon, whose relationship with Amy has taken an interesting turn.
    TV-14 (D) DVS: Y
  • 11:30 pm ET
    The Matrimonial Momentum
    The Big Bang Theory
    Season 9 premiere, Penny has a problem dealing with Leonard's confession about having kissed another woman, while Sheldon is confused about Amy calling a timeout on their relationship.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 12:00 am ET
    The Separation Oscillation
    The Big Bang Theory
    To ease Penny's mind, Leonard pays a visit to the woman he kissed during his expedition to the North Sea, while Sheldon's breakup with Amy leads him to retaliate by shooting a special episode of "Fun with Flags".
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 12:30 am ET
    The Bachelor Party Corrosion
    The Big Bang Theory
    The guys surprise Leonard with a belated bachelor-party weekend in Mexico, but their plans hit a bump in the road when they get a flat tire on the way. Meanwhile, the girls lean on Penny to tell her family that she and Leonard eloped.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
Saturday, Dec 14

  • 9:00 am ET
    The Bucket List
    Two terminally ill men leave their hospital ward and set out to complete a list of things they want to do before they die.
    TV-14 (D) DVS: Y
  • 11:00 am ET
    Jackie Chan Is Not in This One
    Wipeout
    Our Wipeout teams are THIRSTY. They include a team of PDA-loving first responders and another team begging Jackie Chan to adopt them. Only by completing the toughest Wipeout course in history can their thirst for $25,000 be quenched.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 12:00 pm ET
    Couples Game Night!
    Wipeout
    An award-winning model and her MMA fighter husband take on the world in tonight's episode. Can they go the distance against a pair of noisy lovers, early retirees and the most fabulous 40-year-olds on the planet?
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 1:00 pm ET
    The One Where Everybody Finds Out
    Friends
    Chandler and Monica's relationship becomes less of a secret. Ross must prove to his boss that he's sane in order to return to work.
    TV-14 (DS) DVS: Y
  • 1:30 pm ET
    The One with the Girl Who Hits Joey
    Friends
    Chandler thinks Monica wants more from their relationship. Ross fails to impress his new neighbors.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 2:00 pm ET
    The One with the Cop
    Friends
    Joey wonders if he is in love with Monica. Phoebe impersonates a police officer.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 2:30 pm ET
    The One with Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss
    Friends
    Rachel interviews for a great job but she may get it for the wrong reason. Monica competes to have a better relationship than Phoebe's.
    TV-14 (DS) DVS: Y
  • 3:00 pm ET
    Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas
    The Grinch is irritated at the thought of the nearby village having a happy time celebrating Christmas. So, disguised as Santa Claus -- with his dog Max made to look like a reindeer -- he raids the village to steal all the Christmas things.
    TV-G DVS: Y
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One Where Rachel Smokes
    Friends
    Rachel submits to peer pressure at work. Joey and Ross' son audition for the same commercial but only one can get the part.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The One Where Ross Can't Flirt
    Friends
    Ross' flirting technique fails to impress a cute pizza-delivery woman. A surprise awaits Joey when he tells everyone about his big television appearance.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 4:30 pm ET
    The One with the Ride Along
    Friends
    The guys enjoy riding along with a police officer until a gunshot is heard. Rachel overhears a telephone message for Ross from his second ex-wife.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 5:00 pm ET
    The One with the Ball
    Friends
    Phoebe's boyfriend wants her to move in with him. Ross and Joey involve Chandler and Monica in an obsessive game.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 5:30 pm ET
    Pain & Gain (2013)
    Based on a true story, a group of steroid-abusing bodybuilders engage in a campaign of kidnapping, extortion and murder in Florida.
    TV-14 (DLSV) DVS: Y
Sunday, Dec 15

  • 11:00 am ET
    The One with Joey's Big Break
    Friends
    Joey's first major film role leads to an unexpected experience in Las Vegas. Phoebe can't remember why she hates Ross.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 11:30 am ET
    The One in Vegas: Part 1
    Friends
    The gang travels to Las Vegas, Nevada, where more than one surprise awaits. After Ross misinterprets Rachel's actions, a war of public humiliation results.
    TV-PG (DS) DVS: Y
  • 12:00 pm ET
    The One in Vegas: Part 2
    Friends
    Monica and Chandler get lucky in Las Vegas, Nevada. Rachel makes Ross regret playing a prank on her. Joey schemes for fame and fortune.
    TV-PG (DS) DVS: Y
  • 12:30 pm ET
    The One After Vegas
    Friends
    Two of the friends leave Las Vegas married. Joey and Phoebe have a cross-country adventure.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 1:00 pm ET
    The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel
    Friends
    Monica is bewildered by Rachel's reaction to a change in their living arrangement. Phoebe tries to make Ross confront his feelings for Rachel.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 1:30 pm ET
    The One with Ross' Denial
    Friends
    Despite Phoebe's admonitions, Ross makes a drastic decision about Rachel. Chandler and Monica bicker over their living arrangements.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 2:00 pm ET
    The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance
    Friends
    Injured Joey must get an acting part in order to qualify for health insurance. Rachel finally learns the truth about her marriage to Ross.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 2:30 pm ET
    The One with Joey's Porsche
    Friends
    Rachel forces Ross to terminate their marriage. Phoebe's first triplet baby-sitting experience proves stressful. Joey pretends to own a sports car.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One on the Last Night
    Friends
    The guys and the women prepare for big changes in their living arrangements.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One Where Phoebe Runs
    Friends
    Chandler learns how obsessively neat Monica is when he attempts to do her a favor. Joey desperately tries not to flirt with his sexy new roommate.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The One with Ross's Teeth
    Friends
    The guys explore their femininity. Phoebe causes trouble when she kisses someone at Rachel's work.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 4:30 pm ET
    The One Where Ross Got High
    Friends
    On Thanksgiving, Chandler tries to gain favor with Monica's parents but an old secret involving Ross causes problems. Undomestic Rachel's dessert proves intriguing.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 5:00 pm ET
    The One with the Routine
    Friends
    Joey plots the perfect opportunity to kiss Janine. Ross and Monica resurrect their dorky high school dance routine for a television special.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 7:45 pm ET
    Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas
    The Grinch is irritated at the thought of the nearby village having a happy time celebrating Christmas. So, disguised as Santa Claus -- with his dog Max made to look like a reindeer -- he raids the village to steal all the Christmas things.
    TV-G DVS: Y
  • 8:15 pm ET
    Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas
    The Grinch is irritated at the thought of the nearby village having a happy time celebrating Christmas. So, disguised as Santa Claus -- with his dog Max made to look like a reindeer -- he raids the village to steal all the Christmas things.
    TV-G DVS: Y
  • 11:00 pm ET
    The Holiday Summation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Amy visit Leonard and Penny for the first time since the holidays and share details about their terrible trip to Texas.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 11:30 pm ET
    The Romance Recalibration
    The Big Bang Theory
    After a marital disagreement, Penny takes off for a spa weekend with Amy, and Sheldon steps in to play peacemaker for the squabbling newlyweds. Meanwhile, Howard and Raj do battle with a noisy floor in the baby's room.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 12:00 am ET
    The Emotion Detection Automation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon decides to test an MIT invention that can help read people's emotions. Meanwhile, Leonard has trouble hiding his emotions when Penny announces her brother is going to visit, and Raj gathers former girlfriends to ask for their dating advice.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 12:30 am ET
    The Locomotion Reverberation
    The Big Bang Theory
    With Sheldon hindering progress on the guidance-system project, Leonard and Howard figure the only way they can get back on track is to engineer a distraction by getting him tickets to a historic railroad.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 1:00 am ET
    The Allowance Evaporation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Amy is incensed when she discovers Sheldon has shared intimate relationship information with people at the University, and Raj is knocked for a loop when his father stops sending financial support.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 1:30 am ET
    The Comic-Con Conundrum
    The Big Bang Theory
    Without financial backing from his father, Raj finds himself in a cash crunch and turns to Sheldon to help him get his head above water. Meanwhile, Penny considers crashing the guys' annual Comic-Con getaway.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 3:00 am ET
    The Intern
    A 70-year-old widower has discovered that retirement isn't all it's cracked up to be. Seizing an opportunity to get back in the game, he becomes a senior intern at an online fashion site, founded and run by a woman of high power.
    TV-14 (DLS) DVS: Y
Monday, Dec 16

  • 5:45 am ET
    Friends With Benefits
    Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis star in this enticing romantic comedy about a couple of friends challenging the clichés of love.
    TV-14 (DLS) DVS: Y
  • 12:00 pm ET
    The Wild and Woolly World of Nonlinear Dynamics
    Young Sheldon
    In the fourth season finale, Missy's first heartbreak triggers a series of events that lead the Cooper family to the brink.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 12:30 pm ET
    One Bad Night and a Chaos of Selfish Desires
    Young Sheldon
    In the fifth season premiere episode, Sheldon and Missy both run away from home, while Mary gets some upsetting news about her husband, George.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 1:00 pm ET
    Snoopin' Around and the Wonder Twins of Atheism
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon encourages Missy to question the Bible. Also, Meemaw is determined to catch George Sr. in a lie, and Mary helps Pastor Jeff search for a youth pastor.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 1:30 pm ET
    Potential Energy and Hooch on a Park Bench
    Young Sheldon
    While Sheldon tries to convince Dr. Sturgis to return to the university, Georgie upsets the family when he makes a life-changing decision.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 2:00 pm ET
    Pish Posh and a Secret Back Room
    Young Sheldon
    While Meemaw opens a secret gambling room, Sheldon, Missy and Georgie adapt to new living arrangements.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 2:30 pm ET
    Stuffed Animals and a Sweet Southern Syzygy
    Young Sheldon
    While Mary's away, George finds himself giving advice on Missy's love life. And Georgie has a solution for Meemaw's business woes.
    TV-14 DVS: Y
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One with the Apothecary Table
    Friends
    Joey finally dates Janine but she doesn't like his friends. Rachel worries Phoebe won't appreciate the way she furnishes their apartment.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One with the Joke
    Friends
    Ross and Chandler bicker over which of them created a raunchy joke. Phoebe antagonizes Monica and Rachel with her candor. Joey reluctantly takes a waiter job at Central Perk.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The One with Rachel's Sister
    Friends
    Rachel tries to help her pampered younger sister, Jill, find independence but Jill flirting with Ross is not part of the plan. Monica won't admit that she is sick.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 4:30 pm ET
    The One Where Chandler Can't Cry
    Friends
    Rachel's sister Jill wants Ross but not for the reasons he thinks. Chandler astounds the others with his inability to express emotions. Is Phoebe starring in pornography?
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 5:00 pm ET
    The One That Could Have Been: Part 1
    Friends
    The friends fantasize Rachel and Ross are in respective loveless marriages. Monica is an overweight virgin. Poor Chandler works for television star Joey, and Phoebe is an overstressed stockbroker.
    TV-14 DVS: Y
  • 5:30 pm ET
    The One That Could Have Been: Part 2
    Friends
    In the speculative fantasy, Ross initiates romantic advances with his wife Carol. Chandler and Monica help each other overcome loneliness, Rachel learns the truth about her husband and Phoebe sneaks out of the hospital.
    TV-14 DVS: Y
  • 6:00 pm ET
    The One with Unagi
    Friends
    Chandler gets into trouble with his homemade gift for Monica. Ross tries to teach martial arts to Rachel and Phoebe. Joey hires a look-alike.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 6:30 pm ET
    The One Where Ross Dates a Student
    Friends
    When a fire damages their apartment, Rachel and Phoebe must choose between living temporarily with Joey or Monica. Ross gets into trouble where he teaches.
    TV-PG (S) DVS: Y
  • 7:00 pm ET
    The One with Joey's Fridge
    Friends
    Ross worries when his student/girlfriend goes on vacation with her wild friends. Meanwhile, Joey's refrigerator breaks down.
    TV-PG (S) DVS: Y
  • 7:30 pm ET
    The One with Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.
    Friends
    Primarily composed of clips from earlier shows, Joey auditions for a major television role but Chandler almost ruins everything.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 8:00 pm ET
    The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad
    Friends
    Ross is nervous about meeting Paul, Elizabeth's dad, and invites the gang to the coffeehouse for moral support.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 8:30 pm ET
    The One Where Paul's the Man
    Friends
    Elizabeth and Ross decide to hide their relationship from her father and head up to his cabin for the weekend.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 9:00 pm ET
    The 2003 Approximation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon reverts back to 2003 when he learns that Leonard and Penny are moving in together. Meanwhile Howard and Raj form a band to play at the comic book store.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 9:30 pm ET
    The Perspiration Implementation
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Barry Kripke gives the guys fencing lessons, he makes a point of letting Sheldon know he's interested in dating Amy. Stuart has trouble getting female customers at the Comic Book Store, so Penny, Amy and Bernadette stop by to help out.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 10:00 pm ET
    The Helium Insufficiency
    The Big Bang Theory
    A helium shortage leads Sheldon and Leonard to do business with a dealer in the black market in order to acquire some of the element for an experiment they need to complete.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 10:30 pm ET
    The Spock Resonance
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon's interview for a "Star Trek" documentary focusing on Spock turns up a shocking revelation about his breakup with Amy. Meanwhile, the Wolowitzes haggle over the remodeling of his family home.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 11:00 pm ET
    The Mystery Date Observation
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Leonard, Penny and Bernadette learn that Amy is going out on a dinner date, the trio set out to spy on her and the guy. Meanwhile, Sheldon recruits Raj and Howard to find a woman for him.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 11:30 pm ET
    The Platonic Permutation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Now just friends, Sheldon and Amy spend Thanksgiving at the aquarium, a reluctant Wolowitz volunteers at a soup kitchen with Bernadette, Raj and Emily, and Penny realizes that Leonard knows a bit more about her than he's let on.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 12:00 am ET
    The Earworm Reverberation
    The Big Bang Theory
    God only knows what song is constantly playing in Sheldon's head, but it reminds him of Amy and leads to a surprising revelation. Meanwhile, she is back in the dating game.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 12:30 am ET
    The Opening Night Excitation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Professor Proton visits Sheldon in a dream and gives him Obi-Wan Kenobi-like advice about whether to go see the new "Star Wars" film or spend the time with newly reunited girlfriend Amy on her birthday.
    TV-PG (DLS) DVS: Y
  • 1:00 am ET
    The Sales Call Sublimation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Penny entices Leonard to meet with a psychiatrist and the results are surprising, Stuart moves out of the Wolowitz house, and Howard and Bernadette find themselves at a loss.
    TV-PG (DS) DVS: Y
  • 1:30 am ET
    The Empathy Optimization
    The Big Bang Theory
    Dealing with an under-the-weather Sheldon is so draining for Penny, Leonard, and the gang, that they decide to treat themselves to a Sheldon-less weekend.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 2:00 am ET
    The Meemaw Materialization
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon's grandmother, aka Meemaw, visits and there's friction between her and Amy, which intensifies after the elderly woman blurts out a secret about Sheldon.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 2:30 am ET
    The Valentino Submergence
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Amy celebrate Valentine's Day with an episode of Fun With Flags, Leonard and Penny feel the pangs of aging, and Howard and Bernadette are surprised by what they find in their hot tub.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 3:30 am ET
    Can I Be Frank (With You)
    American Dad
    Francine dresses up in a man suit so she can spend more time with Stan; Steve forms a boy band with his friends.
    TV-14 (DLSV) DVS: Y
  • 4:00 am ET
    American Stepdad
    American Dad
    Stan invites his mom to come live with him after Stan's stepfather dies. Tensions rise when Roger is forced to share his attic with her. Steve and his friends discover a plane crash and come across a long-lost script of a movie.
    TV-14 (DLSV) DVS: Y
  • 4:30 am ET
    Why Can't We Be Friends
    American Dad
    After concluding that Snot isn't cool enough to hang out with Steve, Stan concocts a scheme to separate the pair by sticking Snot in the Witness Protection Program; Roger gives Steve money to clean out his attic.
    TV-14 (DLSV) DVS: Y
Tuesday, Dec 17

  • 5:00 am ET
    Adventures in Hayleysitting
    American Dad
    The Smith's babysitter breaks her leg in a soccer match so Stan and Francine are forced to leave Steve with Hayley despite her record of being irresponsible. When Hayley teases Steve, he is determined to prove her wrong and sneaks out.
    TV-14 (DLSV) DVS: Y
  • 5:30 am ET
    National Treasure 4: Baby Franny: She's Doing Well: The Hole Story
    American Dad
    A Langley Falls talk show outs Francine as a toddler rescued from a well by a fireman. On the anniversary of her rescue, she falls down the well again and makes a discovery. Stan and Roger think of the world's next business opportunity.
    TV-14 (DLSV) DVS: Y
  • 6:00 am ET
    Finger Lenting Good
    American Dad
    Francine asks her family to give up their vices for Lent or risk losing a finger.
    TV-14 (DLSV) DVS: Y
  • 6:30 am ET
    Finger Lenting Good
    American Dad
    Francine asks her family to give up their vices for Lent or risk losing a finger.
    TV-14 (DLSV) DVS: Y
  • 7:00 am ET
    The Adventures of Twill Ongenbone and His Boy Jabari
    American Dad
    Francine tries to teach Roger the value of hard work after he fakes a masters degree and buys an Oscar. Steve interviews Stan for a personal history assignment at school.
    TV-14 (DLSV) DVS: Y
  • 7:30 am ET
    Blood Crieth Unto Heaven
    American Dad
    A secret is revealed about the Smith family's past when Francine invites Stan's incarcerated dad to Stan's birthday party. Roger plays a maid, who nurses Bullock and Hayley's love child.
    TV-14 (DLSV) DVS: Y
  • 8:00 am ET
    Couples Game Night!
    Wipeout
    An award-winning model and her MMA fighter husband take on the world in tonight's episode. Can they go the distance against a pair of noisy lovers, early retirees and the most fabulous 40-year-olds on the planet?
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 11:00 am ET
    Money Laundering and a Cascade of Hormones
    Young Sheldon
    Missy asks some uncomfortable questions about sex in church.
    TV-14 (L) DVS: Y
  • 11:30 am ET
    An Introduction to Engineering and a Glob of Hair Gel
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon takes his first engineering class with Professor Boucher. Also, Meemaw and Dale help take care of his ex-wife, June.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 12:00 pm ET
    The Grand Chancellor and a Den of Sin
    Young Sheldon
    While Sheldon battles the mysterious Grand Chancellor of the university over science requirements, Mary discovers that Georgie is working at Meemaw's illegal gambling room.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 12:30 pm ET
    The Yips and an Oddly Hypnotic Bohemian
    Young Sheldon
    While George Sr. plays handyman at Brenda Sparks' house, Sheldon gets the science yips and has to learn how not to think.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 1:00 pm ET
    An Expensive Glitch and a Goof-Off Room
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon gets a dorm room all to himself, which soon becomes the campus hotspot. Meanwhile, Meemaw gets an unwanted business partner.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 1:30 pm ET
    A Lock-In, a Weather Girl and a Disgusting Habit
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon acts as Mary's spy when he's forced to spend the night at church for a youth lock-in. Meanwhile, Georgie finds himself attracted to an older woman.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 2:00 pm ET
    The One with the Ring
    Friends
    Phoebe helps Chandler pick out an engagement ring for Monica.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 2:30 pm ET
    The One with the Proposal: Part 1
    Friends
    Chandler plans to propose to Monica.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One with the Proposal: Part 2
    Friends
    Monica asks Chandler to be her husband.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One with Monica's Thunder
    Friends
    Monica excitedly reveals her good news to everyone but Rachel and Ross upstage her. Chandler has trouble making love.
    TV-PG (DS) DVS: Y
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The One with Rachel's Book
    Friends
    Monica is outraged to find out what her parents did with her wedding fund. Joey discovers Rachel's late-night reading material.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 4:30 pm ET
    The One with Phoebe's Cookies
    Friends
    Monica desperately tries to figure out a secret cookie recipe. Chandler fails to impress Monica's father.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 5:00 pm ET
    The One with Rachel's Assistant
    Friends
    Rachel is in a quandary when a sexy but unqualified man applies to be her assistant. Chandler, Monica and Ross tell embarrassing secrets about one another.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 5:30 pm ET
    The One with the Engagement Picture
    Friends
    Joey tries to teach Chandler how to smile for the camera. Phoebe and Ross bicker over their divorcing friends.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 6:00 pm ET
    The One with the Nap Partners
    Friends
    Rachel and Phoebe compete to be Monica's maid of honor but Monica doesn't want to make the decision. Chandler tries to apologize to a girlfriend from his youth.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 6:30 pm ET
    The One with Ross' Library Book
    Friends
    Chandler's former girlfriend manipulates Chandler and Monica. Rachel and Phoebe meddle in Joey's relationship.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 7:00 pm ET
    The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs
    Friends
    Chandler's irrational fear causes problems when Phoebe brings home a cute dog. Rachel's assistant gives her a Thanksgiving surprise.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 7:30 pm ET
    The One with All the Candy
    Friends
    Rachel gets in trouble for dating her assistant. Monica tries to become friendlier with her neighbors. Phoebe needs lessons in riding a bike.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 8:00 pm ET
    The Positive Negative Reaction
    The Big Bang Theory
    The gang learns Bernadette is pregnant and celebrates by singing karaoke. Meanwhile, Wolowitz freaks out over the pregnancy announcement and becomes convinced he must make more money to provide for the baby.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 8:30 pm ET
    The Celebration Experimentation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and the gang celebrate his birthday and he's surprised by a special guest.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 9:00 pm ET
    The Application Deterioration
    The Big Bang Theory
    Howard reconsiders entering into a legal partnership with Leonard and Sheldon regarding the patent for the infinite persistence gyroscope. Also, the women offer Raj dating advice after Emily reaches out to him following their breakup.
    TV-PG (DLS) DVS: Y
  • 9:30 pm ET
    The Solder Excursion Diversion
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon shocks Amy with a startling revelation after she buys him a new laptop. Meanwhile, Raj throws Leonard and Howard under the bus after they lie to their wives and sneak off to an early screening of a movie.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 10:00 pm ET
    The Big Bear Precipitation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon shares a secret about Leonard when the two go on a weekend trip with Penny and Amy; Raj goes all out with pregnancy gifts.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 10:30 pm ET
    The Viewing Party Combustion
    The Big Bang Theory
    During a group get-together, a minor argument between Sheldon and Leonard turns into a heated debate, leaving the rest of the gang to choose sides.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
Wednesday, Dec 18

  • 12:00 pm ET
    A Pink Cadillac and a Glorious Tribal Dance
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon attends his first comic book convention, and Mary tries selling make-up.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 12:30 pm ET
    A Lot of Band-Aids and the Cooper Surrender
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon makes friends with his dorm neighbors. Meanwhile, George Sr. learns his job is in jeopardy.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 1:00 pm ET
    A Free Scratcher and Feminine Wiles
    Young Sheldon
    When a new scientist joins the lab, Sheldon is the odd man out. Meanwhile, Mary is given a lotto ticket.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 1:30 pm ET
    A Lobster, an Armadillo and a Way Bigger Number
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon joins Dr. Linkletter and Dr. Sturgis on a science road trip, which lands them in the middle of nowhere. Meanwhile, Georgie continues to lie about his age.
    TV-14 (L) DVS: Y
  • 2:00 pm ET
    A Suitcase Full of Cash and a Yellow Clown Car
    Young Sheldon
    When Meemaw's gambling room is a success, she finds herself with a suitcase of illegal cash. Meanwhile, Missy starts a business and Sheldon dips his toe in the stock market.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 2:30 pm ET
    A Solo Peanut, a Social Butterfly and the Truth
    Young Sheldon
    In the 100th episode, Sheldon gets an odd request from an old friend, while George and Mary are caught in the middle of Meemaw and Dale's breakup, and Georgie comes clean to Mandy.
    TV-14 DVS: Y
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One with the Holiday Armadillo
    Friends
    Ross teaches Ben about Chanukah. Phoebe worries that Rachel prefers living with Joey.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One with All the Cheesecakes
    Friends
    Phoebe's former boyfriend returns for one night only but Joey could ruin their plans. Monica plots revenge on her cousin's wedding day.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The One Where They're Up All Night
    Friends
    Monica falls asleep during sex. Rachel argues with Tag. Ross and Joey get stranded on the roof.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 4:30 pm ET
    The One Where Rosita Dies
    Friends
    Phoebe becomes involved with a suicidal office worker. Rachel breaks Joey's favorite chair. Monica's beloved childhood belongings are destroyed.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 5:00 pm ET
    The One Where They All Turn Thirty
    Friends
    Rachel's 30th birthday prompts the friends to reminisce about their own 30th birthdays.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 5:30 pm ET
    The One with Joey's New Brain
    Friends
    Joey's character on a daytime drama becomes more prominent to the chagrin of the show's diva star. Phoebe and Rachel argue over who should return a sexy man's misplaced cell phone to him.
    TV-PG (S) DVS: Y
  • 6:00 pm ET
    The One with the Truth About London
    Friends
    Chandler finds out who Monica really wanted to have sex with on the night they became lovers. Ross is furious after Rachel teaches Ben practical jokes.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 6:30 pm ET
    The One with the Cheap Wedding Dress
    Friends
    Monica battles another shopper for the perfect wedding dress. Ross and Joey compete for the same woman.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 7:00 pm ET
    The One with Joey's Award
    Friends
    Joey overreacts at a daytime drama awards show.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 7:30 pm ET
    The One with Ross & Monica's Cousin
    Friends
    Monica's gorgeous cousin unwittingly wreaks havoc on Chandler and Ross. Rachel and Phoebe hastily plan a surprise bridal party for Monica.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 8:00 pm ET
    The One with Rachel's Big Kiss
    Friends
    Rachel reveals a titillating secret about her and a former sorority sister. Ross and Chandler compete for wedding tuxedos.
    TV-PG (S) DVS: Y
  • 8:30 pm ET
    The One with the Vows
    Friends
    As Monica and Chandler prepare their wedding vows, they and their friends reminisce.
    TV-PG (S) DVS: Y
  • 9:00 pm ET
    The Fermentation Bifurcation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon stays behind to spend quality time with the pregnant Bernadette when the rest of the gang toddles off to a wine-tasting event where they run into Penny's former boyfriend, and Raj introduces his new girlfriend.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 9:30 pm ET
    The Line Substitution Solution
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Sheldon decides he'd rather go to a movie screening than hang out with Amy, he hires Stuart to spend the day with her. Meanwhile Leonard's mother visits, and Penny just can't seem to connect with her.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 10:00 pm ET
    The Convergence Convergence
    The Big Bang Theory
    In the Season 9 finale, Leonard's recently divorced parents roll into town, as does Sheldon's holy-roller mother, and all hell breaks loose.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 10:30 pm ET
    The Conjugal Conjecture
    The Big Bang Theory
    In the Season 10 premiere, the gang deals with the awkward aftermath of an overnight liaison between Sheldon's mother and Leonard's father. Meanwhile, Penny's dysfunctional family is in town for the wedding.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 11:00 pm ET
    The Military Miniaturization
    The Big Bang Theory
    The guys heads are in a spin when an Air Force bigwig approaches them about their revolutionary gyroscope invention, and Bernadette is upset with Penny after she accidentally leaks a secret to the mom-to-be's coworkers about her being pregnant.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 11:30 pm ET
    The Dependence Transcendence
    The Big Bang Theory
    Howard and Leonard are putting in late nights at work and Sheldon is having trouble keeping up, Raj and a pregnant Bernadette spend a day together, and Penny and Amy take in a faculty party.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 12:00 am ET
    The Cohabitation Experimentation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Amy decide to move in together when her apartment floods. Meanwhile, Howard and Bernadette become upset when Raj learns the gender of their baby before they do.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 12:30 am ET
    The Hot Tub Contamination
    The Big Bang Theory
    Amy and Sheldon's live-in relationship may be in the toilet after he accuses her of not following the bathroom schedule. Meanwhile, Howard and Bernadette's secret staycation is interrupted by interfering interlopers who are sneaking into their hot tub.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
Thursday, Dec 19

  • 12:00 pm ET
    Babies, Lies and a Resplendent Cannoli
    Young Sheldon
    While Sheldon copes with the death of a hero, Georgie struggles with his big secret, and Missy wants to babysit.
    TV-14 (D) DVS: Y
  • 12:30 pm ET
    A God-Fearin' Baptist and a Hot Trophy Husband
    Young Sheldon
    George and Mary insist on meeting the new woman in Georgie's life, while Sheldon and Missy have suspicions about what's going on with their family.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 1:00 pm ET
    Uncle Sheldon and a Hormonal Firecracker
    Young Sheldon
    Despite the whole family trying to keep it a secret, Sheldon and Missy learn about Georgie's pregnancy.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 1:30 pm ET
    White Trash, Holy Rollers and Punching People
    Young Sheldon
    With the Coopers facing judgement from the congregation in the wake of Georgie's pregnancy, Sheldon is distracted by the family drama, while Missy stands up for her brother.
    TV-PG (DLV) DVS: Y
  • 2:00 pm ET
    A Clogged Pore, a Little Spanish and the Future
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon struggles with the first signs of puberty while his parents both hunt for new jobs, and Georgie and Meemaw take a business trip across the border.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 2:30 pm ET
    Four Hundred Cartons of Undeclared Cigarettes and a Niblingo
    Young Sheldon
    George Sr. bails Meemaw and Georgie out of jail. Also, Sheldon and Missy meet Mandy, and Mary feels unwelcome at church.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One with Chandler's Dad
    Friends
    Chandler confronts his estranged cross-dressing father. Rachel gets into trouble driving Monica's Porsche.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One with Monica & Chandler's Wedding: Part 1
    Friends
    On the eve of the wedding, Ross searches for missing Chandler, who has doubts, while the girls distract unsuspecting Monica.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The One with Monica & Chandler's Wedding: Part 2
    Friends
    Monica remains blissfully unaware of the potential disasters on her wedding day.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 4:30 pm ET
    The One After I Do
    Friends
    The reception following Monica and Chandler's wedding is almost upstaged by the news that a member of the group might be pregnant.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 5:00 pm ET
    The One with the Red Sweater
    Friends
    Rachel debates whether she should break the news to her baby's father.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 5:30 pm ET
    The One Where Rachel Tells...
    Friends
    The real father of Rachel's baby is revealed. Monica and Chandler struggle to make their honeymoon flight.
    TV-14 (D) DVS: Y
  • 6:00 pm ET
    The One with the Videotape
    Friends
    Ross reveals that he videotaped a sexual encounter between Rachel and him.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 6:30 pm ET
    The One with Rachel's Date
    Friends
    Ross is horrified when Rachel goes on a date with a soap-opera star. Phoebe is attracted to a clumsy chef whom Monica wants to fire.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 7:00 pm ET
    The One with the Halloween Party
    Friends
    At Monica's Halloween party, Phoebe meets her twin sister's fiance and finds that she is attracted to him.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 7:30 pm ET
    The One with the Stain
    Friends
    Rachel wants to find her own apartment. Phoebe is ecstatic when Eric dumps Ursula to date her.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 8:00 pm ET
    The One with the Stripper
    Friends
    Rachel tells her belligerent father that she is pregnant with Ross' child.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 8:30 pm ET
    The One with the Rumor
    Friends
    Monica encounters a high-school friend and invites him to Thanksgiving Day dinner.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 9:00 pm ET
    The Fetal Kick Catalyst
    The Big Bang Theory
    Feeling his fetal offspring kick sends Howard on a baby-items buying binge with Raj, Sheldon and Amy host a brunch in their new digs, and Penny, by virtue of her virtuoso performance in "Serial Apist," is invited to a sci-fi convention.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 9:30 pm ET
    The Veracity Elasticity
    The Big Bang Theory
    In order to remain Sheldon's roomie, Amy fibs about repairs being made to her apartment. Later, they present a episode of "Fun with Flags" in Penny's apartment.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 10:00 pm ET
    The Brain Bowl Incubation
    The Big Bang Theory
    A successful gene experiment leaves Sheldon excited to procreate with Amy, and he pulls out all stops to get her on board. Meanwhile, Raj is reluctant to reveal what the new woman in his life does for a living.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 10:30 pm ET
    The Geology Elevation
    The Big Bang Theory
    A geologist coworker's MacArthur Genius fellowship award leaves Sheldon stone cold jealous. Meanwhile, Howard stumbles upon a remote-control Stephen Hawking action figure that he invented. Hawking appears as himself.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 11:00 pm ET
    The Property Division Collision
    The Big Bang Theory
    A great divide develops between Sheldon and Leonard when it comes time to divvy up their shared belongings. Meanwhile, with Bernadette heading into her pregnancy homestretch, Raj and Stuart battle to be the one providing her the most help.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 11:30 pm ET
    The Birthday Synchronicity
    The Big Bang Theory
    The Wolowitz baby arrives, while Sheldon and Amy celebrate Amy's birthday.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 12:00 am ET
    The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon irks the gangs with his obsession with proper Christmas gift protocol. Leonard's crushed when Penny dates a colleague of his.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 12:30 am ET
    The Maternal Congruence
    The Big Bang Theory
    A Christmas visit from his mother has Leonard discovering she's kept a lot of news from him that she shares with Sheldon and worrying if she'll approve of his romance with Penny.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 1:00 am ET
    The Santa Simulation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon unwillingly revisits some Christmas memories during a lively game of Dungeons and Dragons, while Raj joins the girls for ladies night out.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 1:30 am ET
    The Cooper Extraction
    The Big Bang Theory
    With Sheldon in Texas, the gang gathers to decorate for Christmas, and they each contemplate if they would have had a wonderful life had they never met him.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 2:00 am ET
    The Clean Room Infiltration
    The Big Bang Theory
    On Christmas Eve, Amy plans a traditional Victorian dinner, while Raj, Leonard and Howard scramble to remove a pigeon that flew into the clean room at the university.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 2:30 am ET
    The Holiday Summation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Amy visit Leonard and Penny for the first time since the holidays and share details about their terrible trip to Texas.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 3:00 am ET
    Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas
    The Grinch is irritated at the thought of the nearby village having a happy time celebrating Christmas. So, disguised as Santa Claus -- with his dog Max made to look like a reindeer -- he raids the village to steal all the Christmas things.
    TV-G DVS: Y
  • 3:30 am ET
    Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas
    The Grinch is irritated at the thought of the nearby village having a happy time celebrating Christmas. So, disguised as Santa Claus -- with his dog Max made to look like a reindeer -- he raids the village to steal all the Christmas things.
    TV-G DVS: Y
Friday, Dec 20

  • 6:00 am ET
    The Lego Batman Movie
    Lego Batman discovers there are big changes brewing in Gotham. If he wants to save the city from the Joker's hostile takeover, Batman may have to drop the lone vigilante thing, try to work with others and maybe learn to lighten up.
    TV-PG (DLV) DVS: Y
  • 12:00 pm ET
    Future Worf and the Margarita of the South Pacific
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon and Missy try to help the family's finances. Also, Mary struggles to find her footing without the church.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 12:30 pm ET
    Passion's Harvest and a Sheldocracy
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon must choose sides in an ethical dilemma. Mary tries her hand at writing. Mandy needs a new place to live.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 1:00 pm ET
    Blonde Ambition and the Concept of Zero
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon makes a terrifying mathematical discovery while tutoring Billy. Also, Mary is jealous of Missy's relationship with Mandy and MeeMaw.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 1:30 pm ET
    A Resident Advisor and the Word 'Sketchy'
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon becomes a dorm RA. Meemaw and Dale make a sketchy business deal. Mary and George Sr. rekindle their romance.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 2:30 pm ET
    A Tougher Nut and a Note on File
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon's search for a comic book leads him to a breakthrough. Also, Georgie and Mandy have an uncomfortable first encounter with her parents, Jim and Audrey.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One with Monica's Boots
    Friends
    Chandler is angry when Monica buys expensive boots. Phoebe tries to get tickets to a Sting concert.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One with the Ross' Step Forward
    Friends
    Ross' new girlfriend orders Christmas cards with a photo of them on the cover.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The One Where Joey Dates Rachel
    Friends
    Rachel joins Joey for a night out in order to prepare him for a big date.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 4:30 pm ET
    The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath
    Friends
    Monica blabs her suspicions when she mistakenly believes Joey is infatuated with Phoebe.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 5:00 pm ET
    The One with the Secret Closet
    Friends
    Joey realizes his intense feelings for Rachel are excluding Ross from the joys of impending fatherhood.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 5:30 pm ET
    The One with the Birthing Video
    Friends
    Monica prepares a memorable St. Valentine's Day for Chandler with sexy lingerie and X-rated entertainment.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 6:00 pm ET
    The One Where Joey Tells Rachel
    Friends
    Joey tells Rachel that he is in love with her.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 6:30 pm ET
    The One with the Tea Leaves
    Friends
    Rachel devises a lie about her unborn child that she hopes will break the silence between her and Joey. Phoebe reads tea leaves and predicts she will soon encounter the man of her dreams.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 7:00 pm ET
    The One in Massapequa
    Friends
    Phoebe brings her annoyingly upbeat boyfriend to the 35th anniversary of Monica and Ross' parents, who urge Ross and pregnant Rachel to pretend to be married.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 7:30 pm ET
    The One with Joey's Interview
    Friends
    When Soap Opera Digest requests an interview, Joey enlists his friends to make sure he does not say anything that could cost him his role.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 8:00 pm ET
    The One with the Baby Shower
    Friends
    During her baby shower, Rachel realizes she is unprepared to be a mother and accepts her mother's offer to move in to help with the child.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 8:30 pm ET
    The One with the Cooking Class
    Friends
    A food critic blasts Monica's cooking in a newspaper review. A cute saleswoman riles Rachel when she flirts with Ross, and Phoebe coaches Chandler for a job interview.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 9:00 pm ET
    The Escape Hatch Identification
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard and Penny offer Sheldon's old room to Raj after he moves out of his apartment.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 9:30 pm ET
    The Collaboration Fluctuation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Raj moves in with Leonard and Penny and a period of adjustment begins for the three, while usually self-centered Sheldon shows surprising interest in Amy's work.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 10:00 pm ET
    The Recollection Dissipation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon is working overtime and pushing himself when he collaborates on projects with Leonard and Howard, and another one with Amy, all on the same day. Bernadette's maternity leave is running out and she must face going back to work.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 10:30 pm ET
    The Separation Agitation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leaving baby Halley in day care proves to be tough for Bernadette after she starts back to work, and geologist Bert digs up a girlfriend, but some of his colleagues think she's a gold digger.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 11:00 pm ET
    The Cognition Regeneration
    The Big Bang Theory
    Penny's job offer from a former boyfriend doesn't sit well with Leonard.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 11:30 pm ET
    The Long Distance Dissonance
    The Big Bang Theory
    On the Season 10 finale, Sheldon's former admirer, Dr. Ramona Nowitzki, turns up while Amy is visiting Princeton, and the gang is extremely concerned.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 12:00 am ET
    The Proposal Proposal
    The Big Bang Theory
    Season 11 begins with Amy giving Sheldon an answer to his marriage proposal. Meanwhile, Howard and Bernadette struggle with some unexpected news.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 12:30 am ET
    The Retraction Reaction
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard angers the university and the entire physics community when he gives an embarrassing radio interview. Meanwhile, Amy and Bernadette bond over having to hide their success from Sheldon and Howard.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 1:00 am ET
    Get Hard
    Financial fraudster Will Ferrell hires Kevin Hart to 'coach' him on prison life as his sentence approaches in this comedy.
    TV-14 (DLSV) DVS: Y
  • 3:02 am ET
    Pain & Gain (2013)
    Based on a true story, a group of steroid-abusing bodybuilders engage in a campaign of kidnapping, extortion and murder in Florida.
    TV-14 (DLSV) DVS: Y
Saturday, Dec 21

  • 7:45 am ET
    Pain & Gain (2013)
    Based on a true story, a group of steroid-abusing bodybuilders engage in a campaign of kidnapping, extortion and murder in Florida.
    TV-14 (DLSV) DVS: Y
  • 12:00 pm ET
    Couples Game Night!
    Wipeout
    An award-winning model and her MMA fighter husband take on the world in tonight's episode. Can they go the distance against a pair of noisy lovers, early retirees and the most fabulous 40-year-olds on the planet?
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 2:00 pm ET
    The One Where Rachel Is Late
    Friends
    Overdue Rachel tries everything to rush the delivery of her baby.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 2:30 pm ET
    The One Where Rachel Has a Baby: Part 1
    Friends
    The friends cause havoc in the maternity ward as Rachel begins childbirth.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One Where Rachel Has a Baby: Part 2
    Friends
    The friends cause havoc in the maternity ward as Rachel begins childbirth.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One Where No One Proposes
    Friends
    Joey finds himself engaged to Rachel soon after she delivers her baby girl, while Phoebe assumes Ross is the one who proposed.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 1:00 am ET
    Black Panther
    After the death of his father, T'Challa, the King of Wakanda, returns home to the isolated, technologically advanced African nation to succeed to the throne and take his rightful place as king.
    TV-14 (LV) DVS: Y
Sunday, Dec 22

  • 8:00 am ET
    Role Models
    Two salesmen, Wheeler and Danny, trash a company truck on an energy drink-fueled bender. Upon their arrest, the court gives them a choice: do hard time or spend 150 service hours with a mentorship program.
    TV-14 (LSV) DVS: Y
  • 12:30 pm ET
    Ninety North, Zero West
    American Dad
    The Smith family must rescue Steve after he is kidnapped and taken to the North Pole. There, Santa Claus is using children to mine for precious stones that he needs to perform an ancient ritual.
    TV-14 (DLV) DVS: Y
  • 1:00 pm ET
    Santa, Schmanta
    American Dad
    Roger feels unappreciated during Christmas so Snot introduces him to Judaism. After a run-in with Santa, Roger really gets into the Hanukkah spirit.
    TV-14 (DLV) DVS: Y
  • 1:30 pm ET
    Yule. Tide. Repeat.
    American Dad
    After Stan's plan for the perfect Christmas goes terribly, tragically wrong, he's given a magical opportunity to make things right.
    TV-14 (DLSV) DVS: Y
  • 2:00 pm ET
    The Grounch
    American Dad
    When Roger has his famous Christmas sex party stolen from him the results are... monstrous. Stan creates a magazine for men.
    TV-14 (DLS) DVS: Y
  • 6:00 pm ET
    The One with Phoebe's Dad
    Friends
    Phoebe learns the surprising truth about her father. Ross makes Monica's Christmas party guests miserable.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 6:30 pm ET
    The One Where Rachel Quits
    Friends
    Rachel wonders if she'll ever get another job after she quits Central Perk. Joey's new job selling Christmas trees upsets Phoebe. Ross breaks a little girl's leg.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 7:00 pm ET
    The One with the Girl from Poughkeepsie
    Friends
    Ross struggles to maintain a long-distance relationship. Chandler tries to get a date for Rachel. Monica schemes to establish authority at her new restaurant job.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 7:30 pm ET
    The One with the Inappropriate Sister
    Friends
    A bored Ross creates havoc in Joey and Chandler's lives. Rachel is disturbed by her date's inappropriate relationship with his sister.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 8:00 pm ET
    The One with the Routine
    Friends
    Joey plots the perfect opportunity to kiss Janine. Ross and Monica resurrect their dorky high school dance routine for a television special.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 8:30 pm ET
    The One with All the Candy
    Friends
    Rachel gets in trouble for dating her assistant. Monica tries to become friendlier with her neighbors. Phoebe needs lessons in riding a bike.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 9:00 pm ET
    The One with the Holiday Armadillo
    Friends
    Ross teaches Ben about Chanukah. Phoebe worries that Rachel prefers living with Joey.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 9:30 pm ET
    The One with Monica's Boots
    Friends
    Chandler is angry when Monica buys expensive boots. Phoebe tries to get tickets to a Sting concert.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 10:00 pm ET
    The One with the Ross' Step Forward
    Friends
    Ross' new girlfriend orders Christmas cards with a photo of them on the cover.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 10:30 pm ET
    The One with Christmas in Tulsa
    Friends
    Monica fears the worst when she learns Chandler will be spending Christmas in Tulsa working on a deadline with a beautiful co-worker.
    TV-PG (S) DVS: Y
  • 11:00 pm ET
    The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon irks the gangs with his obsession with proper Christmas gift protocol. Leonard's crushed when Penny dates a colleague of his.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 11:30 pm ET
    The Maternal Congruence
    The Big Bang Theory
    A Christmas visit from his mother has Leonard discovering she's kept a lot of news from him that she shares with Sheldon and worrying if she'll approve of his romance with Penny.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 12:00 am ET
    The Santa Simulation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon unwillingly revisits some Christmas memories during a lively game of Dungeons and Dragons, while Raj joins the girls for ladies night out.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 12:30 am ET
    The Cooper Extraction
    The Big Bang Theory
    With Sheldon in Texas, the gang gathers to decorate for Christmas, and they each contemplate if they would have had a wonderful life had they never met him.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 1:00 am ET
    The Clean Room Infiltration
    The Big Bang Theory
    On Christmas Eve, Amy plans a traditional Victorian dinner, while Raj, Leonard and Howard scramble to remove a pigeon that flew into the clean room at the university.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 1:30 am ET
    The Holiday Summation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Amy visit Leonard and Penny for the first time since the holidays and share details about their terrible trip to Texas.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 2:00 am ET
    All in a Day's Twerk
    Wipeout
    Our bravest competitors are still fighting for $25,000. Nurses, a paramedic and some marines try to prove that not all heroes wear capes, but they all die.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
Monday, Dec 23

  • 12:00 pm ET
    Legalese and a Whole Hoo-Ha
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon's database invention puts him at odds with the university. Also, the church takes issue with Meemaw's video store.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 12:30 pm ET
    College Dropouts and the Medford Miracle
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon considers dropping out of college to focus on building his database. Also, George Sr. is frustrated when someone else gets credit for his football wins.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 1:00 pm ET
    Pancake Sunday and Textbook Flirting
    Young Sheldon
    Mary struggles to make new friends while Mandy pushes Georgie to date another woman.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 1:30 pm ET
    Ruthless, Toothless and a Week of Bed Rest
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon learns the university is building a database without him. Also, Mary takes care of a bedridden Mandy and Meemaw.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 2:00 pm ET
    A Baby Shower and Testosterone-Rich Banter
    Young Sheldon
    Mary butts heads with Mandy's mother, and Sheldon attempts male bonding.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 2:30 pm ET
    A Frat Party, a Sleepover and the Mother of All Blisters
    Young Sheldon
    Paige drags Sheldon to a college party, and Missy gets caught in a lie.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One Where Emma Cries
    Friends
    Joey seeks forgiveness from Ross, while Rachel tries to quell Emma's incessant crying.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One with the Pediatrician
    Friends
    Emma's pediatrician drops her as a patient because of Rachel's constant calls.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The One with the Sharks
    Friends
    Monica fears Chandler has a sexual fetish involving sharks.
    TV-14 (DS) DVS: Y
  • 4:30 pm ET
    The One with Phoebe's Birthday Dinner
    Friends
    Famished Phoebe waits for tardy friends to arrive at her birthday dinner.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 5:00 pm ET
    The One with the Male Nanny
    Friends
    Ross ridicules Rachel's choice of a male nanny.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 5:30 pm ET
    The One with Ross's Inappropriate Song
    Friends
    Chandler and Joey find a videotape while checking out Richard's apartment. Ross sings Emma an off-color lullaby.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 6:00 pm ET
    The One with Rachel's Other Sister
    Friends
    Rachel has a bone to pick with her self-centered sister on Thanksgiving.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 6:30 pm ET
    The One with Rachel's Phone Number
    Friends
    Rachel impulsively gives her telephone number to a handsome guy but worries he will call when Ross is there.
    TV-PG (S) DVS: Y
  • 7:00 pm ET
    The One with Christmas in Tulsa
    Friends
    Monica fears the worst when she learns Chandler will be spending Christmas in Tulsa working on a deadline with a beautiful co-worker.
    TV-PG (S) DVS: Y
  • 7:30 pm ET
    The One Where Rachel Goes Back to Work
    Friends
    Rachel crosses swords with her temporary replacement at the shop. Phoebe wreaks havoc on the set of Joey's soap opera.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 8:00 pm ET
    The One with Phoebe's Rats
    Friends
    Monica invites Rachel's workplace rival to her birthday party. Joey flirts with Emma's new nanny, and Phoebe and Mike take care of a litter of rats.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 8:30 pm ET
    The One Where Monica Sings
    Friends
    Monica exults in the applause she receives on karaoke night, unaware that the cheering audience can see through her blouse.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 9:00 pm ET
    The Gyroscopic Collapse
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard, Sheldon and Wolowitz celebrate the successful completion of their top-secret military project, until an unpleasant surprise leaves their heads spinning. Amy considers an offer of a summer position as a visiting researcher.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 9:30 pm ET
    The Proposal Proposal
    The Big Bang Theory
    Season 11 begins with Amy giving Sheldon an answer to his marriage proposal. Meanwhile, Howard and Bernadette struggle with some unexpected news.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 10:00 pm ET
    The Retraction Reaction
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard angers the university and the entire physics community when he gives an embarrassing radio interview. Meanwhile, Amy and Bernadette bond over having to hide their success from Sheldon and Howard.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 10:30 pm ET
    The Relaxation Integration
    The Big Bang Theory
    Amy records Sheldon talking in his sleep and tries to convince him that he has a more laid-back side. Meanwhile, Raj and Stuart compete to win the heart of Bernadette's new co-worker.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 11:00 pm ET
    The Explosion Implosion
    The Big Bang Theory
    Wolowitz and Sheldon bond over their relationships with their disappointing fathers when they drive to the desert to shoot off a model rocket. Leonard's mom finds a new best friend in Penny, much to Leonard's dismay.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 11:30 pm ET
    The Collaboration Contamination
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Raj confide in Bernadette when they can't handle Amy and Howard working together. Penny and Leonard learn new tactics on how to deal with Sheldon and they come from an unlikely source.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 12:00 am ET
    The Proton Regeneration
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon goes head-to-head with Wil Wheaton for the role of the new Professor Proton. Penny steps in and takes care of Halley when Bernadette and Howard both wind up on bed rest.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 12:30 am ET
    The Geology Methodology
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Bert collaborate on a research project, despite Sheldon's embarrassment. Penny and Bernadette coach Koothrappali on how to navigate his relationship with Ruchi.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 1:00 am ET
    The Tesla Recoil
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard and Howard are furious after they learn Sheldon went to work with the military behind their backs. Bernadette is on bed rest, and she asks Raj to do some digging when she suspects Ruchi is trying to steal her job.
    TV-PG (DLS) DVS: Y
  • 1:30 am ET
    The Bitcoin Entanglement
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon tries to teach the guys a lesson after they cut him out of a potentially valuable Bitcoin investment. Also, a seven-year-old video reveals a secret about Leonard and Penny's relationship.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 2:00 am ET
    The Confidence Erosion
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Amy try to eliminate stress from wedding planning by applying math to the process. Raj "breaks up" with Howard after realizing his best friend is actually hurting his confidence.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 2:30 am ET
    The Celebration Reverberation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Howard plan birthday celebrations for Amy and Halley, respectively. Leonard receives a Christmas letter from his brother that causes him to spiral out about his own lack of accomplishments.
    TV-14 (D) DVS: Y
  • 3:30 am ET
    The Best Christmas Story Never Told
    American Dad
    Stan goes to the past to keep Jane Fonda from ruining Christmas, but he winds up creating an alternate future where the United States has been taken over by the Soviet Union.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 4:00 am ET
    The Most Adequate Christmas Ever
    American Dad
    After Stan comes home from another dangerous mission, he finds that his family has decked the halls with boughs of holly and donned themselves with gay apparel, but just not to his satisfaction.
    TV-14 (L) DVS: Y
  • 4:30 am ET
    Rapture's Delight
    American Dad
    The Rapture happens on Christmas Eve, and Stan is left behind.
    TV-14 (DV) DVS: Y
Tuesday, Dec 24

  • 5:00 am ET
    For Whom the Sleigh Bell Tolls
    American Dad
    Stan gives Steve a gun for Christmas, even though Francine warns him that Steve is too young. As usual, Stan ignores her, and when Steve accidentally shoots Santa, he sends the North Pole into a tizzy and jeopardizes Christmas.
    TV-14 (DLSV) DVS: Y
  • 5:30 am ET
    Season's Beatings
    American Dad
    Father Donovan holds a Christmas play at the mall and casts Stan as Santa Claus and Roger as Jesus. After they get in a fight and cause a scene, Stan is kicked out of the church. Hayley and Jeff adopt a child who turns out to be possessed.
    TV-14 (DLV) DVS: Y
  • 6:00 am ET
    Minstrel Krampus
    American Dad
    When Steve starts acting like a spoiled brat during the holidays, Stan takes him to see his Grandpa Jack, who tells him the story of how he caught a legendary demon who punishes naughty children on Christmas.
    TV-14 (DLSV) DVS: Y
  • 6:30 am ET
    Dreaming of a White Porsche Christmas
    American Dad
    When Stan wishes he could have Principal Lewis' carefree, single life, his wish comes true! Meanwhile, in his wish world, Principal Lewis has Stan's family.
    TV-14 (DLSV) DVS: Y
  • 7:00 am ET
    Gift Me Liberty
    American Dad
    When Bullock is upset that somebody did not bring a gift to the CIA Secret Santa party, Stan goes on a mission to find out who it was. Meanwhile, Steve poses as the good guy boyfriend of several female classmates.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 7:30 am ET
    Ninety North, Zero West
    American Dad
    The Smith family must rescue Steve after he is kidnapped and taken to the North Pole. There, Santa Claus is using children to mine for precious stones that he needs to perform an ancient ritual.
    TV-14 (DLV) DVS: Y
  • 8:00 am ET
    Santa, Schmanta
    American Dad
    Roger feels unappreciated during Christmas so Snot introduces him to Judaism. After a run-in with Santa, Roger really gets into the Hanukkah spirit.
    TV-14 (DLV) DVS: Y
  • 8:30 am ET
    Yule. Tide. Repeat.
    American Dad
    After Stan's plan for the perfect Christmas goes terribly, tragically wrong, he's given a magical opportunity to make things right.
    TV-14 (DLSV) DVS: Y
  • 9:00 am ET
    The Grounch
    American Dad
    When Roger has his famous Christmas sex party stolen from him the results are... monstrous. Stan creates a magazine for men.
    TV-14 (DLS) DVS: Y
  • 4:30 pm ET
    The One with the Monkey
    Friends
    The friends promise to celebrate New Year's Eve without dates but soon all their plans change. Ross gets a pet monkey.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 5:00 pm ET
    The One with Phoebe's Dad
    Friends
    Phoebe learns the surprising truth about her father. Ross makes Monica's Christmas party guests miserable.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 5:30 pm ET
    The One Where Rachel Quits
    Friends
    Rachel wonders if she'll ever get another job after she quits Central Perk. Joey's new job selling Christmas trees upsets Phoebe. Ross breaks a little girl's leg.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 6:00 pm ET
    The One with the Girl from Poughkeepsie
    Friends
    Ross struggles to maintain a long-distance relationship. Chandler tries to get a date for Rachel. Monica schemes to establish authority at her new restaurant job.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 6:30 pm ET
    The One with the Inappropriate Sister
    Friends
    A bored Ross creates havoc in Joey and Chandler's lives. Rachel is disturbed by her date's inappropriate relationship with his sister.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 7:00 pm ET
    The One with the Routine
    Friends
    Joey plots the perfect opportunity to kiss Janine. Ross and Monica resurrect their dorky high school dance routine for a television special.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 7:30 pm ET
    The One with All the Candy
    Friends
    Rachel gets in trouble for dating her assistant. Monica tries to become friendlier with her neighbors. Phoebe needs lessons in riding a bike.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 8:00 pm ET
    The One with the Holiday Armadillo
    Friends
    Ross teaches Ben about Chanukah. Phoebe worries that Rachel prefers living with Joey.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 8:30 pm ET
    The One with Monica's Boots
    Friends
    Chandler is angry when Monica buys expensive boots. Phoebe tries to get tickets to a Sting concert.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 9:00 pm ET
    The One with the Ross' Step Forward
    Friends
    Ross' new girlfriend orders Christmas cards with a photo of them on the cover.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 9:30 pm ET
    The One with Christmas in Tulsa
    Friends
    Monica fears the worst when she learns Chandler will be spending Christmas in Tulsa working on a deadline with a beautiful co-worker.
    TV-PG (S) DVS: Y
  • 10:00 pm ET
    The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon irks the gangs with his obsession with proper Christmas gift protocol. Leonard's crushed when Penny dates a colleague of his.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 10:30 pm ET
    The Maternal Congruence
    The Big Bang Theory
    A Christmas visit from his mother has Leonard discovering she's kept a lot of news from him that she shares with Sheldon and worrying if she'll approve of his romance with Penny.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 11:00 pm ET
    The Santa Simulation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon unwillingly revisits some Christmas memories during a lively game of Dungeons and Dragons, while Raj joins the girls for ladies night out.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 11:30 pm ET
    The Cooper Extraction
    The Big Bang Theory
    With Sheldon in Texas, the gang gathers to decorate for Christmas, and they each contemplate if they would have had a wonderful life had they never met him.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 12:00 am ET
    The Clean Room Infiltration
    The Big Bang Theory
    On Christmas Eve, Amy plans a traditional Victorian dinner, while Raj, Leonard and Howard scramble to remove a pigeon that flew into the clean room at the university.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 12:30 am ET
    The Holiday Summation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Amy visit Leonard and Penny for the first time since the holidays and share details about their terrible trip to Texas.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 1:00 am ET
    A Christmas Story
    Ralphie Parker spends most of his time dodging a bully and dreaming of his ideal Christmas gift, a Red Ryder BB gun. Frequently at odds with his dad but comforted by his mom, Ralphie struggles to make it to Christmas Day with his glasses and hopes intact.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 3:00 am ET
    A Christmas Story
    Ralphie Parker spends most of his time dodging a bully and dreaming of his ideal Christmas gift, a Red Ryder BB gun. Frequently at odds with his dad but comforted by his mom, Ralphie struggles to make it to Christmas Day with his glasses and hopes intact.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
Wednesday, Dec 25

  • 5:00 am ET
    A Christmas Story
    Ralphie Parker spends most of his time dodging a bully and dreaming of his ideal Christmas gift, a Red Ryder BB gun. Frequently at odds with his dad but comforted by his mom, Ralphie struggles to make it to Christmas Day with his glasses and hopes intact.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 7:00 am ET
    A Christmas Story
    Ralphie Parker spends most of his time dodging a bully and dreaming of his ideal Christmas gift, a Red Ryder BB gun. Frequently at odds with his dad but comforted by his mom, Ralphie struggles to make it to Christmas Day with his glasses and hopes intact.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 9:00 am ET
    A Christmas Story
    Ralphie Parker spends most of his time dodging a bully and dreaming of his ideal Christmas gift, a Red Ryder BB gun. Frequently at odds with his dad but comforted by his mom, Ralphie struggles to make it to Christmas Day with his glasses and hopes intact.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 11:00 am ET
    A Christmas Story
    Ralphie Parker spends most of his time dodging a bully and dreaming of his ideal Christmas gift, a Red Ryder BB gun. Frequently at odds with his dad but comforted by his mom, Ralphie struggles to make it to Christmas Day with his glasses and hopes intact.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 1:00 pm ET
    A Christmas Story
    Ralphie Parker spends most of his time dodging a bully and dreaming of his ideal Christmas gift, a Red Ryder BB gun. Frequently at odds with his dad but comforted by his mom, Ralphie struggles to make it to Christmas Day with his glasses and hopes intact.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 3:00 pm ET
    A Christmas Story
    Ralphie Parker spends most of his time dodging a bully and dreaming of his ideal Christmas gift, a Red Ryder BB gun. Frequently at odds with his dad but comforted by his mom, Ralphie struggles to make it to Christmas Day with his glasses and hopes intact.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 5:00 pm ET
    A Christmas Story
    Ralphie Parker spends most of his time dodging a bully and dreaming of his ideal Christmas gift, a Red Ryder BB gun. Frequently at odds with his dad but comforted by his mom, Ralphie struggles to make it to Christmas Day with his glasses and hopes intact.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 7:00 pm ET
    A Christmas Story
    Ralphie Parker spends most of his time dodging a bully and dreaming of his ideal Christmas gift, a Red Ryder BB gun. Frequently at odds with his dad but comforted by his mom, Ralphie struggles to make it to Christmas Day with his glasses and hopes intact.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 9:00 pm ET
    A Christmas Story
    Ralphie Parker spends most of his time dodging a bully and dreaming of his ideal Christmas gift, a Red Ryder BB gun. Frequently at odds with his dad but comforted by his mom, Ralphie struggles to make it to Christmas Day with his glasses and hopes intact.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 11:00 pm ET
    A Christmas Story
    Ralphie Parker spends most of his time dodging a bully and dreaming of his ideal Christmas gift, a Red Ryder BB gun. Frequently at odds with his dad but comforted by his mom, Ralphie struggles to make it to Christmas Day with his glasses and hopes intact.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
Thursday, Dec 26

  • 12:00 pm ET
    A Launch Party and a Whole Human Being
    Young Sheldon
    The Coopers can't be found as Mandy goes into labor. Also, Sheldon is excited about the launch of his database.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 12:30 pm ET
    Teen Angst and a Smart-Boy Walk of Shame
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon confronts the failure of his database. Georgie and Mandy struggle as new parents. Missy feels forgotten.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 1:00 pm ET
    A Stolen Truck and Going on the Lam
    Young Sheldon
    Missy steals her dad's truck and hits the road with her friend Paige.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 1:30 pm ET
    A German Folk Song and an Actual Adult
    Young Sheldon
    Georgie goes on a birthday date, and Mary confronts Brenda about her relationship with George. Also, Sheldon takes an interest in Missy's favorite TV show.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 2:00 pm ET
    Little Green Men and a Fella's Marriage Proposal
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon wants to search for life on other planets, and Mandy answers Georgie's marriage proposal. Also, Missy is caught between two friends.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 2:30 pm ET
    A New Weather Girl and a Stay-at-Home Coddler
    Young Sheldon
    Mandy gets an exciting job opportunity, and Sheldon worries that he's falling behind. Also, Georgie takes his daughter to work.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One with the Blind Dates
    Friends
    Joey and Phoebe conspire to send Rachel and Ross on disastrous blind dates.
    TV-14 DVS: Y
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One with the Mugging
    Friends
    Joey stumbles upon a way to impress a famous actor during an audition. Ross learns the identity of a long-ago mugger, and Chandler accepts an internship at a shoe company.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The One with the Boob Job
    Friends
    Both Monica and Chandler secretly approach Joey for a loan. Phoebe invites Mike to move in with her, and Rachel baby-proofs the apartment.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 4:30 pm ET
    The One with the Memorial Service
    Friends
    Ross and Chandler trade barbed insults on their alma mater's Web site.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 5:00 pm ET
    The One with the Lottery
    Friends
    The gang buys scads of lottery tickets for the multimillion-dollar jackpot.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 5:30 pm ET
    The One with Rachel's Dream
    Friends
    Rachel's visit to a soap opera set inspires her to dream about Joey. Chandler takes Ross on a weekend getaway after Monica cannot take time off from work.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 6:00 pm ET
    The One with the Soap Opera Party
    Friends
    Ross invites an attractive paleontologist to a rooftop Days of Our Lives party being thrown by Joey.
    TV-PG (S) DVS: Y
  • 6:30 pm ET
    The One with the Fertility Test
    Friends
    Monica and Chandler run into an old acquaintance when they secretly go to a fertility clinic. Ross helps Joey woo the same professor he wants to date.
    TV-14 (D) DVS: Y
  • 7:00 pm ET
    The One with the Donor
    Friends
    Monica and Chandler interview unsuspecting candidates, hoping to find the right man to father their baby.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 7:30 pm ET
    The One in Barbados, Part 1
    Friends
    The gang heads to Barbados for a paleontology convention where Ross is the keynote speaker. David prepares to propose to Phoebe, but ex-boyfriend Mike is not yet out of the picture.
    TV-PG (DS) DVS: Y
  • 8:00 pm ET
    The One in Barbados Part 2
    Friends
    The gang heads to Barbados for a paleontology convention where Ross is the keynote speaker; David prepares to propose to Phoebe, but ex-boyfriend Mike is not yet out of the picture.
    TV-PG (DS) DVS: Y
  • 8:30 pm ET
    The One After Joey and Rachel Kiss
    Friends
    In Barbados, Monica, Chandler and Phoebe eavesdrop on their friends' passionate encounters. Monica styles her hair to look like a blowfish, and Phoebe and Mike rekindle their romance.
    TV-PG (DS) DVS: Y
  • 9:00 pm ET
    The Matrimonial Metric
    The Big Bang Theory
    To discover who would be most qualified to be best man and maid of honor at their wedding, Sheldon and Amy subject their friends to a series of secret experiments. Also, Penny reveals her true feelings about Amy.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 9:30 pm ET
    The Solo Oscillation
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Sheldon kicks Amy out to work solo, she and Leonard bond during a series of science experiments. Bert replaces Howard in the band Footprints on the Moon, and Sheldon finds Penny a surprising source of scientific inspiration.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 10:00 pm ET
    The Separation Triangulation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Raj learns the woman he's dating has a very upset husband. Sheldon rents his old room for a quiet place to work.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 10:30 pm ET
    The Novelization Correlation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon petitions Wil Wheaton to appear on the new "Professor Proton Show", but Wil offers a role to Amy instead. Penny gets angry when she thinks the female protagonist in Leonard's novel is based on her.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 11:00 pm ET
    The Neonatal Nomenclature
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Bernadette won't go in labor, all her friends try different tactics to get things started. Howard confronts Bernadette after Amy accidentally reveals she's already chosen their son's name.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 11:30 pm ET
    The Athenaeum Allocation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard jumps through hoops to help secure the perfect wedding venue for Sheldon and Amy. Bernadette and Howard have a hard time deciding who should stay home with the kids and who should go back to work.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 12:00 am ET
    The Gates Excitation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Penny gets the opportunity to host Bill Gates at work when his company wants to partner with her pharmaceutical company. Leonard, Raj and Howard do everything in their power to meet him, while Sheldon thinks he is the victim of an April Fools' prank.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 12:30 am ET
    The Tenant Disassociation
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Leonard learns Sheldon is the president of the tenants association, he decides to run against him. Bernadette encourages Howard and Raj to find the owner of a drone after they find it in the backyard.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 1:00 am ET
    The Reclusive Potential
    The Big Bang Theory
    Reclusive scientist, Doctor Wolcott, invites Sheldon to his cabin in the middle of nowhere, and Leonard, Raj and Howard go along. Penny and Bernadette improvise after Amy doesn't like the tame bachelorette party they planned for her.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 1:30 am ET
    The Comet Polarization
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon's comic book store experience changes when writer Neil Gaiman puts Stuart's store on the map. Raj takes credit for Penny's astronomical discovery, and friendships are threatened.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 2:00 am ET
    The Monetary Insufficiency
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon goes to Vegas to win money for science. Penny and Bernadette take Amy wedding dress shopping, but her terrible choice entangles them in a web of lies.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 2:30 am ET
    The Sibling Realignment
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Sheldon learns that his mother won't attend his wedding unless he invites his brother, George, he and Leonard travel to Texas to end a family feud. The Wolowitz kids inadvertently infest Amy, Bernadette, Howard and Raj with pinkeye.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 3:00 am ET
    The Bow Tie Asymmetry
    The Big Bang Theory
    In the Season 11 finale, when Amy's parents and Sheldon's family arrive for the wedding, everybody is focused on making sure all goes according to plan -- everyone except the bride and groom.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 3:30 am ET
    The Conjugal Configuration
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Amy's honeymoon runs aground in New York, while Penny and Leonard discover they are uncomfortably similar to Amy's parents, Mr. and Mrs. Fowler. Raj insults physicist Neil deGrasse Tyson and starts a twitter war.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
Friday, Dec 27

  • 6:15 am ET
    The Ugly Truth
    A romantically challenged morning show producer is in for a rude awakening when her bosses team her with a hardcore TV personality who promises to spill the ugly truth on what makes men and women tick.
    TV-14 (DLS) DVS: Y
  • 12:00 pm ET
    German for Beginners and a Crazy Old Man with a Bat
    Young Sheldon
    The gambling room gets broken into, and Sheldon wants to study abroad. Also, Missy makes a new friend.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 12:30 pm ET
    A Romantic Getaway and a Germanic Meat-Based Diet
    Young Sheldon
    Mandy surprises Georgie with a spa weekend, and Sheldon prepares for his summer in Germany.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 1:00 pm ET
    A Tornado, a Ten-Hour Flight and a Darn Fine Ring
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon and Mary head to Germany while the rest of the Cooper family braves a tornado that is heading straight for Medford.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 1:30 pm ET
    Pilot
    Young Sheldon
    Meet 9-year-old Sheldon and his family on the series premiere! Sheldon learns that his high intelligence isn't always helpful growing up in East Texas, where church and football are king.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 2:00 pm ET
    Rockets, Communists and the Dewey Decimal System
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon goes on a quest to make his first friend.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 2:30 pm ET
    Poker, Faith and Eggs
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon's faith is shaken when his dad goes to the hospital.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One Where Ross Is Fine
    Friends
    Ross drinks too much alcohol at dinner with Rachel, Joey and Charlie. Frank Jr. cannot cope with his precocious triplets.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One with Ross's Tan
    Friends
    Rachel and Joey nervously anticipate their first real date. Monica and Phoebe try to avoid an obnoxious friend with a fake British accent, and Ross emerges from a tanning booth with a two-toned appearance.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The One with the Cake
    Friends
    An X-rated cake is delivered to Emma's first birthday party.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 4:30 pm ET
    The One Where Rachel's Sister Babysits
    Friends
    Rachel convinces her sister to baby-sit over Ross' protests, and Joey writes a letter to an adoption agency on Monica and Chandler's behalf.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 5:00 pm ET
    The One with Ross's Grant
    Friends
    When Ross interviews with Charlie's ex-boyfriend for a prized grant, the doctor makes a shocking stipulation.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 5:30 pm ET
    The One with the Home Study
    Friends
    Monica and Chandler fuss over their apartment as they expect a visit from the adoption worker. Phoebe and Mike opt for a small wedding and donate the extra money to a children's charity.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 6:00 pm ET
    The One with the Late Thanksgiving
    Friends
    Monica prepares a Thanksgiving feast for the gang, then becomes enraged when everyone shows up late. Phoebe convinces Rachel to enter Emma in a baby beauty contest.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 6:30 pm ET
    The One with the Birth Mother
    Friends
    A prospective birth mother labors under a misconception about Monica and Chandler's respective occupations.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 7:00 pm ET
    The One Where Chandler Gets Caught
    Friends
    Rachel and Phoebe spot Chandler getting into a vehicle with a mysterious blond woman.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 7:30 pm ET
    The One Where the Stripper Cries
    Friends
    Joey appears as a celebrity contestant on $100,000 Pyramid. Monica and Rachel hire an ungainly stripper for Phoebe's bachelorette party.
    TV-14 (D) DVS: Y
  • 8:00 pm ET
    The One with Phoebe's Wedding
    Friends
    A blizzard causes Phoebe and Mike's wedding to spiral out of control. Uptight Monica steps in as her friend's wedding planner, then drives everyone crazy.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 8:30 pm ET
    The One Where Joey Speaks French
    Friends
    Monica and Chandler show Erica the sights but also learn their baby's biological father might be an unsavory character. Joey begs Phoebe to teach him how to speak French before an audition.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 9:00 pm ET
    The Wedding Gift Wormhole
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Amy drive themselves crazy trying to figure out what "perfect gift" Leonard and Penny gave them for their wedding. Raj decides he wants to settle down and asks his father to arrange a marriage for him.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 9:30 pm ET
    The Procreation Calculation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Howard's life gets complicated when Stuart starts bringing his new girlfriend home. Penny and Leonard talk about starting a family while Raj explores an arranged marriage.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 10:00 pm ET
    The Planetarium Collision
    The Big Bang Theory
    Amy doesn't have time to work on a project, so Sheldon goes to great lengths to ensure she can work with him even if it means sabotaging her career in the process. Raj doesn't want Howard to join him in hosting a show at the planetarium.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 10:30 pm ET
    The Imitation Perturbation
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Howard dresses up as Sheldon for Halloween, Sheldon seeks retaliation at Leonard and Penny's Halloween Party. Leonard is shocked that Penny doesn't remember their first kiss.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 11:00 pm ET
    The Grant Allocation Derivation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard is caught between a rock and a hard place when he's responsible for distributing extra grant money. Bernadette turns the backyard playhouse into a hideaway from her husband and kids.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 11:30 pm ET
    The Consummation Deviation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon tries to bond with Amy's father, but when Howard lures Mr. Fowler away with magic tricks, Sheldon has no choice but to bond with Mrs. Fowler. Raj and Anu try to get physical for the first time.
    TV-14 (D) DVS: Y
  • 12:00 am ET
    The Citation Negation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Amy are devastated learning from a Russian paper that Super Asymmetry has been discovered and disproven. Ultra-competitive Bernadette asks Stuart's girlfriend, Denise, to teach her how to beat Howard in a popular videogame.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 12:30 am ET
    The VCR Illumination
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Amy are still down about their theory being disproven, but a VHS tape from Sheldon's past inspires him not to give up. Bernadette turns into a pageant mom when she tries to help Howard ace his Magic Castle audition.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 1:00 am ET
    Kong: Skull Island
    An expedition to a mythical island finds the place crawling with prehistoric dangers, led by the giant ape, King Kong.
    TV-14 (LV) DVS: Y
Saturday, Dec 28

  • 5:40 am ET
    Kong: Skull Island
    An expedition to a mythical island finds the place crawling with prehistoric dangers, led by the giant ape, King Kong.
    TV-14 (LV) DVS: Y
  • 12:00 pm ET
    All in a Day's Twerk
    Wipeout
    Our bravest competitors are still fighting for $25,000. Nurses, a paramedic and some marines try to prove that not all heroes wear capes, but they all die.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 1:00 pm ET
    The One with Princess Consuela
    Friends
    Rachel goes to a job interview at a restaurant and winds up sitting next to her current boss. Joey feels abandoned because Monica and Chandler are leaving.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 1:30 pm ET
    The One Where Estelle Dies
    Friends
    Ross tries to win back Rachel's job with her former fashion employer. Phoebe tries to keep Joey from learning about his agent's death, and Monica and Chandler make a horrifying discovery.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 2:00 pm ET
    The One with Rachel's Going Away Party
    Friends
    One of the guys becomes offended when Rachel does not give him the same goodbye she gives the others.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 2:30 pm ET
    The Last One: Part 1
    Friends
    The six friends say goodbye and embark on the next chapters of their lives.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The Last One: Part 2
    Friends
    The six friends say goodbye and embark on the next chapters of their lives.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 5:45 pm ET
    Hot Tub Time Machine
    Three embittered former high-school buddies get a chance to relive the past when a magical hot tub at a ski resort sends them back to 1986.
    TV-14 (DLSV) DVS: Y
  • 7:45 pm ET
    Blended
    After a disastrous blind date, single parents Lauren and Jim agree on only one thing: they never want to see each other again. When they sign up separately for a family vacation, they're stuck sharing a suite at an African safari resort.
    TV-14 (DLS) DVS: Y
  • 10:00 pm ET
    The Tam Turbulence
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon won't tell anyone why he's never mentioned Tam, his childhood best friend, so Leonard takes matters into his own hands. Bernadette and Penny take out Raj's fiance, Anu, for dinner to get the skinny on her.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 10:30 pm ET
    The Paintball Scattering
    The Big Bang Theory
    Penny and Leonard organize a paintball game that results in mayhem when Sheldon is jealous of Amy. Raj catches Anu with her ex-boyfriend, and Stuart doesn't want to move in with Denise.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 11:00 pm ET
    The Propagation Proposition
    The Big Bang Theory
    Penny's ex-boyfriend, Zack, and his wife want a baby, but when Zack is infertile, they ask Leonard to help. Raj attempts to mend things with his ex-fianc?e, Anu.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 11:30 pm ET
    The Confirmation Polarization
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Amy's super asymmetry theory is proven by two physicists, Dr. Pemberton and Dr. Campbell from Chicago, who then try to kick Amy off the Nobel nomination. Bernadette has a big success at work, and Penny's going to be a part of it.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 12:00 am ET
    The Meteorite Manifestation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon is thrilled to help Bernadette and Howard navigate bureaucratic paperwork, until he discovers they are breaking the law. Leonard is disappointed when his friends exclude him from a scientific project.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 12:30 am ET
    The Donation Oscillation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Penny tries to seduce an abstaining Leonard to ruin his "donation" for her ex-boyfriend, Zack, and his wife, Marissa. Howard, Bernadette, Anu and Raj turn Raj's canceled bachelor party into a couple's trip aboard the "vomit comet."
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
Sunday, Dec 29

  • 5:30 am ET
    Blended
    After a disastrous blind date, single parents Lauren and Jim agree on only one thing: they never want to see each other again. When they sign up separately for a family vacation, they're stuck sharing a suite at an African safari resort.
    TV-14 (DLS) DVS: Y
  • 11:00 am ET
    The One Where Monica Gets a Roommate
    Friends
    After Rachel leaves her fiance at the altar, she moves in with Monica and finds that independence is not so easy, particularly without Daddy's credit cards.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 11:30 am ET
    The One with the Sonogram
    Friends
    Ross is stunned to learn his ex-wife is pregnant with their child. Monica's dinner for her overly critical parents is a disaster.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 12:00 pm ET
    The One with the Thumb
    Friends
    The group loves Monica's new boyfriend. Chandler resumes smoking, and Phoebe receives a large sum of money unexpectedly.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 12:30 pm ET
    The One with George Stephanopoulos
    Friends
    While the men attend a hockey game and end up at a hospital, the women spy on President Clinton's top aide, George Stephanopoulos, who lives across the street. Rachel receives her first paycheck.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 1:00 pm ET
    The One with the East German Laundry Detergent
    Friends
    While Phoebe and Chandler end their respective romantic relationships, Rachel and Ross do laundry together on their first date.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 1:30 pm ET
    The One with the Butt
    Friends
    Joey gets a film role as a stand-in for Al Pacino's butt. Ross tries to be less conservative. Chandler has an affair with a married woman.
    TV-14 (S) DVS: Y
  • 2:00 pm ET
    The One with the Blackout
    Friends
    A citywide power outage leaves Chandler stranded in the vestibule for an automatic banking machine with gorgeous model Jill Connick. Ross tries to ask Rachel out on a date. Joey learns Monica used to be infatuated with him.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 2:30 pm ET
    The One Where Nana Dies Twice
    Friends
    When Ross and Monica's grandmother dies, the whole gang attends the funeral service. Chandler questions his sexual persona when a co-worker wants to arrange a date for him with another guy.
    TV-14 DVS: Y
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One Where Underdog Gets Away
    Friends
    Monica intends to host a cozy Thanksgiving feast in her apartment with her friends but her plans go awry, and the feast becomes a fiasco.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One with the Monkey
    Friends
    The friends promise to celebrate New Year's Eve without dates but soon all their plans change. Ross gets a pet monkey.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The One with Mrs. Bing
    Friends
    Chandler's flamboyant mother comes to New York for a visit. Phoebe and Monica cause a traffic accident.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 9:00 pm ET
    The D & D Vortex
    The Big Bang Theory
    The gang finds out Wil Wheaton hosts a celebrity Dungeons and Dragons game involving William Shatner, Joe Manganiello, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and Kevin Smith. Deception and betrayal are the path to make it to the one open seat.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 9:30 pm ET
    The Conference Valuation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Penny and Bernadette go to San Diego for a pharmaceutical sales convention, leaving Howard in charge of the kids. Sheldon finds a book on experimenting on kids, and the guys plus Amy make a day of it.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 10:00 pm ET
    The Laureate Accumulation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Pemberton and Campbell charm America on a publicity tour, so Sheldon and Amy bring Nobel laureates Kip Thorne, George Smoot and Frances Arnold to their side. Halley's fear of the dark leads to conflict for Howard, Bernadette and Stuart.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 10:30 pm ET
    The Inspiration Deprivation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Amy has a meltdown due to the pressure associated with winning a Nobel Prize. Raj and Howard try to relive the good old days after Howard buys a scooter that looks like the one he had years ago.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 11:00 pm ET
    The Decision Reverberation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Raj is worried people won't take him seriously in his own field after publishing a paper that suggests he may have discovered alien life. Leonard wants to be the principal investigator on a plasma physics study.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 11:30 pm ET
    The Plagiarism Schism
    The Big Bang Theory
    Kripke has proof that Dr. Pemberton plagiarized his thesis, and Sheldon and Amy aren't sure whether they should turn him in or not. Howard is surprised to learn that Bernie wasn't the only waitress at the Cheesecake Factory who had a crush on him.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 12:00 am ET
    The Maternal Conclusion
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard is pleasantly surprised when Beverly comes to visit and she's genuinely kind to him, until he finds out the real reason she's there. Denise and Stuart overstay their welcome at the Wolowitz house.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 12:30 am ET
    The Change Constant
    The Big Bang Theory
    Amy and Sheldon wait for the news. Howard and Bernadette leave their kids. Leonard and Penny keep a secret.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 1:00 am ET
    The Stockholm Syndrome
    The Big Bang Theory
    Bernadette and Howard leave their kids for the first time, Penny and Leonard try to keep a secret, Sheldon and Amy stick together, and Raj makes a new friend as the gang travels together into an uncharted future.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 1:30 am ET
    Pilot
    The Big Bang Theory
    Brilliant physicist roommates Leonard and Sheldon meet their new neighbor Penny, who begins showing them that as much as they know about science, they know little about actual living.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 2:00 am ET
    Business in Front, Wipeouts in Back
    Wipeout
    It's raining singles. Everyone for themselves! We've got the Fastest Person on the Course, a Business Bro who's afraid of coins and Jimmy the Polyglot who knows how to say "$25,000 Dollars" in 12 different languages.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
Monday, Dec 30

  • 7:30 am ET
    Lethal Weapon 4
    Two LAPD lawmen take on Chinese gangsters running a slave labor ring.
    TV-14 (DLV) DVS: Y
  • 12:00 pm ET
    A Therapist, a Comic Book and a Breakfast Sausage
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon refuses to eat solid food after a choking scare.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 12:30 pm ET
    A Solar Calculator, a Game Ball and a Cheerleader's Bosom
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon helps his father coach the football team.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 1:00 pm ET
    A Patch, a Modem and a Zantac
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon is determined to prove a NASA rep wrong.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 1:30 pm ET
    A Brisket, Voodoo and Cannonball Run
    Young Sheldon
    Meemaw refuses to give George Sr. her brisket recipe.
    TV-PG (LS) DVS: Y
  • 2:00 pm ET
    Cape Canaveral, Schrodinger's Cat and Cyndi Lauper's Hair
    Young Sheldon
    George takes his sons to see a space shuttle launch.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 2:30 pm ET
    Spock, Kirk and Testicular Hernia
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon tutors his brother when his grades threaten football.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One with the Dozen Lasagnas
    Friends
    Rachel's Italian boyfriend tries to seduce Phoebe. Rachel accidentally reveals a secret to Ross. Monica's aunt refuses to take the lasagnas she ordered from Monica.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One with the Boobies
    Friends
    Chandler sees Rachel nude. Joey learns his father is having an affair.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The One with the Candy Hearts
    Friends
    On Valentine's Day, Ross meets his ex-wife while on his first date in nine years. The girls rebel by burning mementos of past relationships.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 4:30 pm ET
    The One with the Stoned Guy
    Friends
    A restaurant owner interviews Monica for a chef's position. Ross asks Joey how to talk dirty to women.
    TV-14 DVS: Y
  • 5:00 pm ET
    The One with Two Parts: Part 1
    Friends
    Phoebe's twin sister causes confusion and conflict. Ross attends childbirth classes with his ex-wife and her girlfriend.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 5:30 pm ET
    The One with Two Parts: Part 2
    Friends
    Rachel and Monica squabble over two handsome doctors. Ross ponders his impending fatherhood with his own father.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 6:00 pm ET
    The One with All the Poker
    Friends
    The women lose money in a poker game with the men. After getting advice from a champion card player, they demand a rematch.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 6:30 pm ET
    The One Where the Monkey Gets Away
    Friends
    Rachel accidentally lets Ross' pet monkey escape, and the friends form a search party. Rachel learns that her former best friend is engaged to marry Rachel's former fianc?.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 7:00 pm ET
    The One with the Evil Orthodontist
    Friends
    Rachel reunites with her duplicitous ex-fiance. Chandler agonizes about a woman who doesn't call him after the first date.
    TV-14 (S) DVS: Y
  • 7:30 pm ET
    The One with the Fake Monica
    Friends
    Monica meets a woman who helps her live out her fantasies. Ross' pet monkey becomes sexually mature and makes everyone crazy.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 8:00 pm ET
    The One with the Ick Factor
    Friends
    Monica finds out more than she wants to know about her latest love. Chandler's friends at work treat him differently since his promotion. Ross' ex-wife begins giving birth.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 8:30 pm ET
    The One with the Birth
    Friends
    When Carol gives birth, Ross and Susan almost miss the event. Joey befriends an unmarried pregnant woman.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 9:00 pm ET
    The Big Bran Hypothesis
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard volunteers to sign for a package in an attempt to make a good impression on Penny, but when he enlists Sheldon for help, his attempt at chivalry goes terribly awry.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 9:30 pm ET
    The Fuzzy Boots Corollary
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard asks a work colleague out after he finds out Penny is seeing someone.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 10:00 pm ET
    The Luminous Fish Effect
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon's getting fired forces him to explore what life has to offer outside physics, leaving Leonard to take drastic action to snap his friend out of his funk.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 10:30 pm ET
    The Hamburger Postulate
    The Big Bang Theory
    Fearing he's wasting his time on Penny, Leonard ends up making a connection with Leslie. Meanwhile, Sheldon frets over a change to his hamburger routine.
    TV-PG (DS) DVS: Y
  • 11:00 pm ET
    The Middle Earth Paradigm
    The Big Bang Theory
    Penny hosts a Halloween party, putting Leonard, Sheldon, Wolowitz and Koothrappali through a new test of their social skills.
    TV-PG (DLS) DVS: Y
  • 11:30 pm ET
    The Dumpling Paradox
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Wolowitz goes AWOL with one of her friends, Penny's recruited to fill in for him on the guys' Halo team.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 12:00 am ET
    The Grasshopper Experiment
    The Big Bang Theory
    Raj's parents set him up on a blind date, and when he discovers he can talk to her, she shows interest in Sheldon.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 12:30 am ET
    The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization
    The Big Bang Theory
    When they're invited to present at a physics conference, Sheldon's reluctance to share the credit leads to a tiff between him and Leonard, and Penny's intervention only exacerbates the situation.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 1:00 am ET
    The Loobenfeld Decay
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard and Sheldon each lie to avoid hearing Penny sing in a production of Rent. However, Sheldon's lie becomes a bit too complicated for its own good.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 1:30 am ET
    The Pancake Batter Anomaly
    The Big Bang Theory
    With his friends knowing how sour he acts when sick and avoiding him as a result, Sheldon is nursed by Penny, who hasn't a clue what she's in for.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 2:00 am ET
    The Jerusalem Duality
    The Big Bang Theory
    With Sheldon rattled and impossible to be around after meeting Dennis, a 15-year-old physicist who's smarter than he, the rest of the guys search for a way to eliminate the threat.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 2:30 am ET
    The Bat Jar Conjecture
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon finds himself booted from the gang's Physics Bowl team and replaced with Leslie, so he forms his own team hoping to prove he's superior.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 3:30 am ET
    Max Jets
    American Dad
    Roger announces Max Jets, a character of Roger's who enjoys showering the Smith family with money, is getting out of prison. A wrench is thrown in the system when Max falls in love with Gina, a gold-digging waitress.
    TV-14 (DLSV) DVS: Y
  • 4:00 am ET
    Naked to the Limit, One More Time
    American Dad
    Roger pretends to be Jeff's imaginary friend so he can roam naked around the house with no disguise. When Jeff figures out Roger is an alien, Stan issues an ultimatum, either Roger or Jeff must be killed immediately.
    TV-14 (DLSV) DVS: Y
  • 4:30 am ET
    For Black Eyes Only
    American Dad
    Stan's honeymoon with his wife, Sexpun Tocome, is interrupted when Black Villain shoots Sexpun. Determined to get revenge, Stan teams up with his nemesis to track down Black Villain and stop his evil plan to melt the arctic glaciers.
    TV-14 (DLSV) DVS: Y
Tuesday, Dec 31

  • 5:00 am ET
    Spelling Bee My Baby
    American Dad
    Francine pressures Steve to win the National Spelling Bee so he can get into a top college. Stan and Roger try to slam Hayley through the five stages of grief so she will get over Jeff faster.
    TV-14 (DLSV) DVS: Y
  • 5:30 am ET
    The Missing Kink
    American Dad
    Francine discovers she has a spanking fetish; Hayley goes out on a date with Snot.
    TV-14 (DLSV) DVS: Y
  • 6:00 am ET
    The Boring Identity
    American Dad
    When Stan loses his memory, Francine attempts to transform him into the perfect husband; Roger joins Steve's newspaper route.
    TV-14 (DLSV) DVS: Y
  • 6:30 am ET
    The Full Cognitive Redaction of Avery Bullock by the Coward Stan Smith
    American Dad
    Stan learns that the CIA wants to wipe out Bullock's memory after he exhibits signs of dementia; Roger hires Stelio Kontos to deal with a student who's bullying Steve at school.
    TV-14 (DLSV) DVS: Y
  • 7:00 am ET
    Lost in Space
    American Dad
    In order to return to Earth, the space-bound Jeff must convince an emperor that he is in love with Hayley.
    TV-14 (DLSV) DVS: Y
  • 7:30 am ET
    Da Flippity Flop
    American Dad
    Klaus swaps bodies with Stan after discovering that his original human body is on ice at the CIA; after converting the attic into a gym, Roger attempts to convince Stan to sign up for a lifetime membership.
    TV-14 (DLSV) DVS: Y
  • 8:00 am ET
    All in a Day's Twerk
    Wipeout
    Our bravest competitors are still fighting for $25,000. Nurses, a paramedic and some marines try to prove that not all heroes wear capes, but they all die.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 9:00 am ET
    Business in Front, Wipeouts in Back
    Wipeout
    It's raining singles. Everyone for themselves! We've got the Fastest Person on the Course, a Business Bro who's afraid of coins and Jimmy the Polyglot who knows how to say "$25,000 Dollars" in 12 different languages.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 11:00 am ET
    The One Where Rachel Finds Out
    Friends
    Rachel finds out about Ross' secret love for her but another surprise awaits her.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 11:30 am ET
    The One with Ross's New Girlfriend
    Friends
    Rachel gets an unpleasant surprise when Ross returns home. Phoebe has varied success cutting the friends' hair.
    TV-14 DVS: Y
  • 12:00 pm ET
    The One with the Breast Milk
    Friends
    Phoebe unwittingly disgusts everybody. Joey competes with a fellow salesman.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 12:30 pm ET
    The One Where Heckles Dies
    Friends
    The downstairs neighbor dies and bequeaths his strange possessions to Monica and Rachel.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 1:00 pm ET
    The One with Phoebe's Husband
    Friends
    Everyone is surprised when Phoebe's husband shows up.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 1:30 pm ET
    The One with Five Steaks and an Eggplant
    Friends
    The friends want to give Ross a birthday party but disagree about money. Monica gets promoted and learns a tough lesson.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 2:00 pm ET
    The One with the Baby on the Bus
    Friends
    Joey and Chandler try to attract women with baby Ben. Phoebe gets terminated from her singing job and replaced by a professional, Stephanie.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 2:30 pm ET
    The One Where Ross Finds Out
    Friends
    Dramatic developments occur in Ross and Rachel's relationship. Chandler regrets asking Monica to help him lose weight.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One with the List
    Friends
    Rachel makes a painful discovery concerning Ross. Monica's new boss gives her an impossible task.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 3:30 pm ET
    Black Panther
    After the death of his father, T'Challa, the King of Wakanda, returns home to the isolated, technologically advanced African nation to succeed to the throne and take his rightful place as king.
    TV-14 (LV) DVS: Y
  • 6:15 pm ET
    Avengers: Infinity War
    As the Avengers and their allies continue to protect the world from threats too large for any one hero, a new danger emerges: Thanos, who threatens the fate of Earth and life itself.
    TV-14 (DLV) DVS: Y
  • 9:15 pm ET
    Avengers: Endgame
    The grave course of events set in motion by Thanos that wiped out half the universe and fractured the Avengers ranks compels the remaining Avengers to take one final stand.
    TV-14 (DLV) DVS: Y
  • 1:00 am ET
    The Nerdvana Annihilation
    The Big Bang Theory
    When the delivery of a full-size prop of 1960's "The Time Machine" causes Penny to miss work, she scolds Leonard about his sci-fi collectibles. He decides it's time to give up such childish pursuits.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 1:30 am ET
    The Pork Chop Indeterminacy
    The Big Bang Theory
    The rest of the gang fall for Sheldon's twin sister, and Leonard's plan to win her heart is derailed when Sheldon declares he'll be the one to decide who can date her.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 2:00 am ET
    The Peanut Reaction
    The Big Bang Theory
    Penny wants to throw a surprise party for Leonard, but Sheldon's indulgence at an electronics store throws her off-track.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 2:30 am ET
    The Tangerine Factor
    The Big Bang Theory
    Penny's breakup spurs Leonard to summon the courage to ask her out, and they both go to Sheldon for advice on their upcoming date.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 3:00 am ET
    The Bad Fish Paradigm
    The Big Bang Theory
    Penny opens up to a reluctant Sheldon after a less-than-stellar first date with Leonard, placing him in the uncomfortable position of having to keep a secret.
    TV-14 (D) DVS: Y
  • 3:30 am ET
    The Codpiece Topology
    The Big Bang Theory
    Seeing Penny with another guy sends Leonard back to Leslie Winkle, much to Sheldon's dismay.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
Wednesday, Jan 01

  • 11:00 am ET
    The One with Phoebe's Dad
    Friends
    Phoebe learns the surprising truth about her father. Ross makes Monica's Christmas party guests miserable.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 11:30 am ET
    The One with Russ
    Friends
    Joey gets a great acting opportunity. Rachel dates a guy who is amazingly similar to Ross.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 12:00 pm ET
    The One with the Lesbian Wedding
    Friends
    Carol and Susan prepare for their wedding with some help from an uncomfortable Ross.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 12:30 pm ET
    The One After the Super Bowl: Part 1
    Friends
    Ross searches for his former pet monkey. Joey dates an obsessed fan.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 1:00 pm ET
    The One After the Super Bowl: Part 2
    Friends
    Ross spends some quality time with Marcel, his former pet monkey. Chandler gets a big surprise from a sexy former classmate.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 1:30 pm ET
    The One with the Prom Video
    Friends
    Monica's old home video shows Ross' true feelings for Rachel. Joey gives a gaudy gift to Chandler.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 2:00 pm ET
    The One Where Ross and Rachel...You Know
    Friends
    Ross and Rachel encounter obstacles to romance. Monica becomes enamored with a handsome, older doctor.
    TV-14 (S) DVS: Y
  • 2:30 pm ET
    The One Where Joey Moves Out
    Friends
    Monica's parents find out about her middle-aged boyfriend. Chandler and Joey argue and it could mean the end of their living arrangement.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 3:01 pm ET
    The One Where Eddie Moves In
    Friends
    Joey wants to move back in with Chandler, but there's a new problem. Phoebe tapes a rock video. Ross upsets Monica.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 3:32 pm ET
    Avengers: Infinity War
    As the Avengers and their allies continue to protect the world from threats too large for any one hero, a new danger emerges: Thanos, who threatens the fate of Earth and life itself.
    TV-14 (DLV) DVS: Y
  • 6:38 pm ET
    Avengers: Endgame
    The grave course of events set in motion by Thanos that wiped out half the universe and fractured the Avengers ranks compels the remaining Avengers to take one final stand.
    TV-14 (DLV) DVS: Y
  • 10:30 pm ET
    doctor strange
    After a terrible accident, Dr. Stephen Strange loses his ability to operate but finds new purpose when a mystical being known as the Ancient One reveals that Dr. Strange is the newly designated Sorcerer Supreme.
    TV-14 (DLV) DVS: Y