Saturday, Jul 27

  • 4:54 am ET
    Paul Blart: Mall Cop
    A single, suburban dad tries to make ends meet as a security officer at a New Jersey mall. It's a job he takes very seriously, though no one else does.
    TV-PG (DLV) DVS: Y
  • 1:30 pm ET
    The One with Phoebe's Ex-Partner
    Friends
    Phoebe's ex-singing partner wants to make Phoebe's signature song, Smelly Cat, a commercial success. Chandler dates a woman with a handicap.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 2:00 pm ET
    The One Where Ross and Rachel Take a Break
    Friends
    Phoebe becomes involved with a foreign diplomat. Ross becomes involved with another woman after a fight with Rachel.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 2:30 pm ET
    The One the Morning After
    Friends
    Ross wakes up with Chloe but an oblivious Rachel wants to resume their relationship.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One Without the Ski Trip
    Friends
    Ross and Rachel remain apart while their friends feel forced to choose between them.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One with the Hypnosis Tape
    Friends
    Phoebe is distraught when her brother wants to marry a woman twice his age. While working as a waitress, Monica gets a tip from an admirer worth a small fortune. A hypnosis tape makes Chandler act like a woman.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 4:00 pm ET
    Paul Blart: Mall Cop
    A single, suburban dad tries to make ends meet as a security officer at a New Jersey mall. It's a job he takes very seriously, though no one else does.
    TV-PG (DLV) DVS: Y
  • 10:00 pm ET
    Despicable Me
    When a criminal mastermind uses a trio of orphan girls as pawns for a grand scheme, he finds their love is profoundly changing him for the better.
    TV-PG (V) DVS: Y
  • 12:00 am ET
    Despicable Me 2
    When Gru, the world's most super-bad turned super-dad has been recruited by a team of officials to stop lethal muscle and a host of Gru's own, He has to fight back with new gadgetry, cars, and more minion madness.
    TV-PG (V) DVS: Y
Sunday, Jul 28

  • 4:00 am ET
    The Wedding Singer
    Wedding singer Robbie Hart gets dumped at the altar by his fiancée. He meets Julia, who is engaged to the wrong guy, and he falls in love with her. He then tries to figure out how he can make her realize what a jerk her fiancée, Glen, really is.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 8:00 am ET
    Bad Teacher
    TV-14 (DLS) DVS: Y
  • 12:30 pm ET
    The One with the Tiny T-Shirt
    Friends
    Ross is upset when Rachel returns his personal belongings and dates Mark. Monica dates a millionaire.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 1:00 pm ET
    The One with the Dollhouse
    Friends
    Joey thinks he's found his true love. Rachel's boss dates Chandler, creating big trouble for Rachel. Monica inherits a dollhouse.
    TV-14 (S) DVS: Y
  • 1:30 pm ET
    The One with a Chick and a Duck
    Friends
    When Pete buys a restaurant, Monica must make a difficult decision. Ross makes a sacrifice for Rachel. Joey buys Chandler an unusual pet.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 2:00 pm ET
    The One with the Screamer
    Friends
    Ross tries to convince Rachel that her date is psychotic. Joey's play gets terrible reviews.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 3:00 pm ET
    Friends With Benefits
    Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis star in this enticing romantic comedy about a couple of friends challenging the clichés of love.
    TV-14 (DLS) DVS: Y
  • 7:45 pm ET
    Bad Teacher
    TV-14 (DLS) DVS: Y
  • 9:45 pm ET
    We're the Millers
    TV-14 (DLSV) DVS: Y
  • 12:00 am ET
    The Gates Excitation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Penny gets the opportunity to host Bill Gates at work when his company wants to partner with her pharmaceutical company. Leonard, Raj and Howard do everything in their power to meet him, while Sheldon thinks he is the victim of an April Fools' prank.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 12:30 am ET
    The Tenant Disassociation
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Leonard learns Sheldon is the president of the tenants association, he decides to run against him. Bernadette encourages Howard and Raj to find the owner of a drone after they find it in the backyard.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 1:00 am ET
    The Reclusive Potential
    The Big Bang Theory
    Reclusive scientist, Doctor Wolcott, invites Sheldon to his cabin in the middle of nowhere, and Leonard, Raj and Howard go along. Penny and Bernadette improvise after Amy doesn't like the tame bachelorette party they planned for her.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 1:30 am ET
    The Comet Polarization
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon's comic book store experience changes when writer Neil Gaiman puts Stuart's store on the map. Raj takes credit for Penny's astronomical discovery, and friendships are threatened.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 2:00 am ET
    The Monetary Insufficiency
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon goes to Vegas to win money for science. Penny and Bernadette take Amy wedding dress shopping, but her terrible choice entangles them in a web of lies.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 2:30 am ET
    The Sibling Realignment
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Sheldon learns that his mother won't attend his wedding unless he invites his brother, George, he and Leonard travel to Texas to end a family feud. The Wolowitz kids inadvertently infest Amy, Bernadette, Howard and Raj with pinkeye.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 3:30 am ET
    Paula Abdul
    Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes
    Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes packs classic, fan-favorite episodes with shareable pop-up facts, behind-the-scenes stories and surprising factoids directly from the Jokers.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
Monday, Jul 29

  • 4:00 am ET
    We're the Millers
    TV-14 (DLSV) DVS: Y
  • 11:00 am ET
    Spock, Kirk and Testicular Hernia
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon tutors his brother when his grades threaten football.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 11:30 am ET
    An Eagle Feather, a String Bean and an Eskimo
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon interviews with a school for gifted children.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 12:00 pm ET
    Demons, Sunday School and Prime Numbers
    Young Sheldon
    A trip to Sunday school inspires Sheldon to study religions.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 12:30 pm ET
    A Computer, a Plastic Pony and a Case of Beer
    Young Sheldon
    Mary and the twins move in with Meemaw after a fight.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 1:00 pm ET
    A Sneeze, Detention and Sissy Spacek
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon's germophobia lands him in detention.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 1:30 pm ET
    Potato Salad, a Broomstick and Dad's Whiskey
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon and Missy are left home alone for the first time.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 2:00 pm ET
    The One Where Monica Gets a Roommate
    Friends
    After Rachel leaves her fiance at the altar, she moves in with Monica and finds that independence is not so easy, particularly without Daddy's credit cards.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 2:30 pm ET
    The One with the Sonogram
    Friends
    Ross is stunned to learn his ex-wife is pregnant with their child. Monica's dinner for her overly critical parents is a disaster.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One with the Thumb
    Friends
    The group loves Monica's new boyfriend. Chandler resumes smoking, and Phoebe receives a large sum of money unexpectedly.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One with George Stephanopoulos
    Friends
    While the men attend a hockey game and end up at a hospital, the women spy on President Clinton's top aide, George Stephanopoulos, who lives across the street. Rachel receives her first paycheck.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The One with the East German Laundry Detergent
    Friends
    While Phoebe and Chandler end their respective romantic relationships, Rachel and Ross do laundry together on their first date.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 4:30 pm ET
    The One with the Butt
    Friends
    Joey gets a film role as a stand-in for Al Pacino's butt. Ross tries to be less conservative. Chandler has an affair with a married woman.
    TV-14 (S) DVS: Y
  • 5:00 pm ET
    The One with the Blackout
    Friends
    A citywide power outage leaves Chandler stranded in the vestibule for an automatic banking machine with gorgeous model Jill Connick. Ross tries to ask Rachel out on a date. Joey learns Monica used to be infatuated with him.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 5:30 pm ET
    The One Where Nana Dies Twice
    Friends
    When Ross and Monica's grandmother dies, the whole gang attends the funeral service. Chandler questions his sexual persona when a co-worker wants to arrange a date for him with another guy.
    TV-14 DVS: Y
  • 6:00 pm ET
    The One Where Underdog Gets Away
    Friends
    Monica intends to host a cozy Thanksgiving feast in her apartment with her friends but her plans go awry, and the feast becomes a fiasco.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 6:30 pm ET
    The One with the Monkey
    Friends
    The friends promise to celebrate New Year's Eve without dates but soon all their plans change. Ross gets a pet monkey.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 7:00 pm ET
    The One with Mrs. Bing
    Friends
    Chandler's flamboyant mother comes to New York for a visit. Phoebe and Monica cause a traffic accident.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 7:30 pm ET
    The One with the Dozen Lasagnas
    Friends
    Rachel's Italian boyfriend tries to seduce Phoebe. Rachel accidentally reveals a secret to Ross. Monica's aunt refuses to take the lasagnas she ordered from Monica.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 8:00 pm ET
    The Bow Tie Asymmetry
    The Big Bang Theory
    In the Season 11 finale, when Amy's parents and Sheldon's family arrive for the wedding, everybody is focused on making sure all goes according to plan -- everyone except the bride and groom.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 8:30 pm ET
    The Conjugal Configuration
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Amy's honeymoon runs aground in New York, while Penny and Leonard discover they are uncomfortably similar to Amy's parents, Mr. and Mrs. Fowler. Raj insults physicist Neil deGrasse Tyson and starts a twitter war.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 9:00 pm ET
    The Wedding Gift Wormhole
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Amy drive themselves crazy trying to figure out what "perfect gift" Leonard and Penny gave them for their wedding. Raj decides he wants to settle down and asks his father to arrange a marriage for him.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 9:30 pm ET
    The Procreation Calculation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Howard's life gets complicated when Stuart starts bringing his new girlfriend home. Penny and Leonard talk about starting a family while Raj explores an arranged marriage.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 10:00 pm ET
    The Tam Turbulence
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon won't tell anyone why he's never mentioned Tam, his childhood best friend, so Leonard takes matters into his own hands. Bernadette and Penny take out Raj's fiance, Anu, for dinner to get the skinny on her.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 10:30 pm ET
    The Planetarium Collision
    The Big Bang Theory
    Amy doesn't have time to work on a project, so Sheldon goes to great lengths to ensure she can work with him even if it means sabotaging her career in the process. Raj doesn't want Howard to join him in hosting a show at the planetarium.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 11:00 pm ET
    The Imitation Perturbation
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Howard dresses up as Sheldon for Halloween, Sheldon seeks retaliation at Leonard and Penny's Halloween Party. Leonard is shocked that Penny doesn't remember their first kiss.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 11:30 pm ET
    The Grant Allocation Derivation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard is caught between a rock and a hard place when he's responsible for distributing extra grant money. Bernadette turns the backyard playhouse into a hideaway from her husband and kids.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 12:00 am ET
    The Consummation Deviation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon tries to bond with Amy's father, but when Howard lures Mr. Fowler away with magic tricks, Sheldon has no choice but to bond with Mrs. Fowler. Raj and Anu try to get physical for the first time.
    TV-14 (D) DVS: Y
  • 12:30 am ET
    The Citation Negation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Amy are devastated learning from a Russian paper that Super Asymmetry has been discovered and disproven. Ultra-competitive Bernadette asks Stuart's girlfriend, Denise, to teach her how to beat Howard in a popular videogame.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 1:00 am ET
    The VCR Illumination
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Amy are still down about their theory being disproven, but a VHS tape from Sheldon's past inspires him not to give up. Bernadette turns into a pageant mom when she tries to help Howard ace his Magic Castle audition.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 1:30 am ET
    The Paintball Scattering
    The Big Bang Theory
    Penny and Leonard organize a paintball game that results in mayhem when Sheldon is jealous of Amy. Raj catches Anu with her ex-boyfriend, and Stuart doesn't want to move in with Denise.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 2:30 am ET
    300
    American Dad
    American Dad becomes the 25th scripted prime-time show in the History of Television to reach 300 episodes and Roger's past comes back to haunt him.
    TV-14 (DLSV) DVS: Y
  • 3:00 am ET
    Yule. Tide. Repeat.
    American Dad
    After Stan's plan for the perfect Christmas goes terribly, tragically wrong, he's given a magical opportunity to make things right.
    TV-14 (DLSV) DVS: Y
  • 3:30 am ET
    Who Smarted?
    American Dad
    Worried that he's not smart enough for Hayley, Jeff undergoes an experimental intelligence enhancement procedure at the CIA. Roger recruits Steve to help him harvest snake venom.
    TV-14 (DLSV) DVS: Y
Tuesday, Jul 30

  • 4:00 am ET
    Russian Doll
    American Dad
    Stan becomes infatuated with a doll that the CIA wants to use to spy on the Russians.
    TV-14 (DLSV) DVS: Y
  • 4:30 am ET
    Stan Moves to Chicago
    American Dad
    Stan moves to Chicago to become a comic, while Steve and Hayley host Roger for a nice night in.
    TV-14 (DLV) DVS: Y
  • 5:00 am ET
    Shakedown Steve
    American Dad
    Steve and Jeff try to bond as brothers, while the rest of the family visits an escape room.
    TV-14 (DLS) DVS: Y
  • 5:30 am ET
    Klaus and Rogu in "Thank God for Loose Rocks": An American Dad! Adventure
    American Dad
    When the family goes to a dude ranch, Klaus and Rogu have to work together to survive in the wilderness.
    TV-14 (DLV) DVS: Y
  • 6:00 am ET
    The Wondercabinet
    American Dad
    Steve spins out about his future, but a radio show about new age mysticism gives him a hopeful new understanding of life. Roger struggles to get into the adult film industry.
    TV-14 (DLS) DVS: Y
  • 6:30 am ET
    Little Bonnie Ramirez
    American Dad
    After a series of boring personas, Roger goes to great lengths to prove to Francine he still has "his edge."
    TV-14 (L) DVS: Y
  • 7:00 am ET
    Dancin' A-with My Cells
    American Dad
    Stan tries a new, cutting edge parenting approach DNA splicing.
    TV-14 (DLS) DVS: Y
  • 7:30 am ET
    Mused and Abused
    American Dad
    Roger reveals a secret passion to Klaus. Stan and Francine seek revenge on Bazooka Sharks management.
    TV-14 (DLSV) DVS: Y
  • 11:00 am ET
    Dolomite, Apple Slices and a Mystery Woman
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon and Tam make a new friend.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 11:30 am ET
    Killer Asteroids, Oklahoma and a Frizzy Hair Machine
    Young Sheldon
    Jason Alexander guest stars as Sheldon's drama teacher.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 12:00 pm ET
    Jiu-Jitsu, Bubble Wrap and Yoo-hoo
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon faces an unlikely bully.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 12:30 pm ET
    A Mother, a Child and a Blue Man's Backside
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon declares his independence from Mary.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 1:00 pm ET
    Gluons, Guacamole and the Color Purple
    Young Sheldon
    Wallace Shawn guest stars as Sheldon's college professor.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 1:30 pm ET
    A Dog, a Squirrel and a Fish Named Fish
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon faces his fear of a neighbor's dog.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 2:00 pm ET
    The One with the Boobies
    Friends
    Chandler sees Rachel nude. Joey learns his father is having an affair.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 2:30 pm ET
    The One with the Candy Hearts
    Friends
    On Valentine's Day, Ross meets his ex-wife while on his first date in nine years. The girls rebel by burning mementos of past relationships.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One with the Stoned Guy
    Friends
    A restaurant owner interviews Monica for a chef's position. Ross asks Joey how to talk dirty to women.
    TV-14 DVS: Y
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One with Two Parts: Part 1
    Friends
    Phoebe's twin sister causes confusion and conflict. Ross attends childbirth classes with his ex-wife and her girlfriend.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The One with Two Parts: Part 2
    Friends
    Rachel and Monica squabble over two handsome doctors. Ross ponders his impending fatherhood with his own father.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 4:30 pm ET
    The One with All the Poker
    Friends
    The women lose money in a poker game with the men. After getting advice from a champion card player, they demand a rematch.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 5:00 pm ET
    The One Where the Monkey Gets Away
    Friends
    Rachel accidentally lets Ross' pet monkey escape, and the friends form a search party. Rachel learns that her former best friend is engaged to marry Rachel's former fianc?.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 5:30 pm ET
    The One with the Evil Orthodontist
    Friends
    Rachel reunites with her duplicitous ex-fiance. Chandler agonizes about a woman who doesn't call him after the first date.
    TV-14 (S) DVS: Y
  • 6:00 pm ET
    The One with the Fake Monica
    Friends
    Monica meets a woman who helps her live out her fantasies. Ross' pet monkey becomes sexually mature and makes everyone crazy.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 6:30 pm ET
    The One with the Ick Factor
    Friends
    Monica finds out more than she wants to know about her latest love. Chandler's friends at work treat him differently since his promotion. Ross' ex-wife begins giving birth.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 7:00 pm ET
    The One with the Birth
    Friends
    When Carol gives birth, Ross and Susan almost miss the event. Joey befriends an unmarried pregnant woman.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 7:30 pm ET
    The One Where Rachel Finds Out
    Friends
    Rachel finds out about Ross' secret love for her but another surprise awaits her.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 8:00 pm ET
    The Propagation Proposition
    The Big Bang Theory
    Penny's ex-boyfriend, Zack, and his wife want a baby, but when Zack is infertile, they ask Leonard to help. Raj attempts to mend things with his ex-fianc?e, Anu.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 8:30 pm ET
    The Confirmation Polarization
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Amy's super asymmetry theory is proven by two physicists, Dr. Pemberton and Dr. Campbell from Chicago, who then try to kick Amy off the Nobel nomination. Bernadette has a big success at work, and Penny's going to be a part of it.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 9:00 pm ET
    The Meteorite Manifestation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon is thrilled to help Bernadette and Howard navigate bureaucratic paperwork, until he discovers they are breaking the law. Leonard is disappointed when his friends exclude him from a scientific project.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 9:30 pm ET
    The Donation Oscillation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Penny tries to seduce an abstaining Leonard to ruin his "donation" for her ex-boyfriend, Zack, and his wife, Marissa. Howard, Bernadette, Anu and Raj turn Raj's canceled bachelor party into a couple's trip aboard the "vomit comet."
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
Wednesday, Jul 31

  • 11:00 am ET
    Summer Sausage, a Pocket Poncho and Tony Danza
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon obsesses over Meemaw and Dr. Sturgis.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 11:30 am ET
    Vanilla Ice Cream, Gentlemen Callers and a Dinette Set
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon interferes in Meemaw's romantic relationships.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 12:00 pm ET
    A High-Pitched Buzz and Training Wheels
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon dismantles the refrigerator to stop an annoying hum and then must get a paper route to pay for the repairs.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 12:30 pm ET
    A Rival Prodigy and Sir Isaac Neutron
    Young Sheldon
    When Dr. Sturgis bonds with Paige, another 10-year-old genius, Sheldon's jealousy leads Meemaw to intervene. Meanwhile, Mary invites Paige's family over for a play date.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 1:00 pm ET
    A Crisis of Faith and Octopus Aliens
    Young Sheldon
    When Mary's faith is shaken by a tragedy in the community, Sheldon becomes an unlikely ally.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 1:30 pm ET
    A Financial Secret and Fish Sauce
    Young Sheldon
    When George Sr. asks Sheldon to keep a secret from Mary, the stress of not being honest drives Sheldon to hide out at Tam's for his first sleepover.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 2:00 pm ET
    The One with Ross's New Girlfriend
    Friends
    Rachel gets an unpleasant surprise when Ross returns home. Phoebe has varied success cutting the friends' hair.
    TV-14 DVS: Y
  • 2:30 pm ET
    The One with the Breast Milk
    Friends
    Phoebe unwittingly disgusts everybody. Joey competes with a fellow salesman.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One Where Heckles Dies
    Friends
    The downstairs neighbor dies and bequeaths his strange possessions to Monica and Rachel.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One with Phoebe's Husband
    Friends
    Everyone is surprised when Phoebe's husband shows up.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The One with Five Steaks and an Eggplant
    Friends
    The friends want to give Ross a birthday party but disagree about money. Monica gets promoted and learns a tough lesson.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 4:30 pm ET
    The One with the Baby on the Bus
    Friends
    Joey and Chandler try to attract women with baby Ben. Phoebe gets terminated from her singing job and replaced by a professional, Stephanie.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 5:00 pm ET
    The One Where Ross Finds Out
    Friends
    Dramatic developments occur in Ross and Rachel's relationship. Chandler regrets asking Monica to help him lose weight.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 5:30 pm ET
    The One with the List
    Friends
    Rachel makes a painful discovery concerning Ross. Monica's new boss gives her an impossible task.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 6:00 pm ET
    The One with Phoebe's Dad
    Friends
    Phoebe learns the surprising truth about her father. Ross makes Monica's Christmas party guests miserable.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 6:30 pm ET
    The One with Russ
    Friends
    Joey gets a great acting opportunity. Rachel dates a guy who is amazingly similar to Ross.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 7:00 pm ET
    The One with the Lesbian Wedding
    Friends
    Carol and Susan prepare for their wedding with some help from an uncomfortable Ross.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 7:30 pm ET
    The One After the Super Bowl: Part 1
    Friends
    Ross searches for his former pet monkey. Joey dates an obsessed fan.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 8:00 pm ET
    The Inspiration Deprivation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Amy has a meltdown due to the pressure associated with winning a Nobel Prize. Raj and Howard try to relive the good old days after Howard buys a scooter that looks like the one he had years ago.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 8:30 pm ET
    The Decision Reverberation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Raj is worried people won't take him seriously in his own field after publishing a paper that suggests he may have discovered alien life. Leonard wants to be the principal investigator on a plasma physics study.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 9:00 pm ET
    The Plagiarism Schism
    The Big Bang Theory
    Kripke has proof that Dr. Pemberton plagiarized his thesis, and Sheldon and Amy aren't sure whether they should turn him in or not. Howard is surprised to learn that Bernie wasn't the only waitress at the Cheesecake Factory who had a crush on him.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 9:30 pm ET
    The Maternal Conclusion
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard is pleasantly surprised when Beverly comes to visit and she's genuinely kind to him, until he finds out the real reason she's there. Denise and Stuart overstay their welcome at the Wolowitz house.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 10:00 pm ET
    The Change Constant
    The Big Bang Theory
    Amy and Sheldon wait for the news. Howard and Bernadette leave their kids. Leonard and Penny keep a secret.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 10:30 pm ET
    The Stockholm Syndrome
    The Big Bang Theory
    Bernadette and Howard leave their kids for the first time, Penny and Leonard try to keep a secret, Sheldon and Amy stick together, and Raj makes a new friend as the gang travels together into an uncharted future.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 11:00 pm ET
    Pilot
    The Big Bang Theory
    Brilliant physicist roommates Leonard and Sheldon meet their new neighbor Penny, who begins showing them that as much as they know about science, they know little about actual living.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 11:30 pm ET
    The Big Bran Hypothesis
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard volunteers to sign for a package in an attempt to make a good impression on Penny, but when he enlists Sheldon for help, his attempt at chivalry goes terribly awry.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
Thursday, Aug 01

  • 11:00 am ET
    A Research Study and Czechoslovakian Wedding Pastries
    Young Sheldon
    Dr. Sturgis recommends Sheldon and Missy for a university research study on twins, and Mary is unhappy when the test results go to Sheldon's head.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 11:30 am ET
    Seven Deadly Sins and a Small Carl Sagan
    Young Sheldon
    Mary clashes with Sheldon's drama teacher Mr. Lundy over plans for a Halloween haunted house fundraiser for the church. Also, Georgie falls for a rebellious teenage girl that Sheldon is tutoring.
    TV-14 (DLSV) DVS: Y
  • 12:00 pm ET
    Carbon Dating and a Stuffed Raccoon
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon gets into trouble with fellow child genius Paige at the Science Museum, while George Sr. is forced to play therapist to Paige's bickering parents, Barry and Linda. Meanwhile, Mary, Georgie and Missy help Meemaw with a garage sale.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 12:30 pm ET
    An 8-Bit Princess and a Flat Tire Genius
    Young Sheldon
    When Meemaw gives Sheldon his first video game, it takes over their lives. Meanwhile, George Sr. gets jealous when Georgie bonds with Herschel at the auto shop.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 1:00 pm ET
    Family Dynamics and a Red Fiero
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon studies his family for a psychology project when their Thanksgiving dinner turns into a family fight after George Sr. is offered a job in Oklahoma.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 1:30 pm ET
    A Stunted Childhood and a Can of Fancy Mixed Nuts
    Young Sheldon
    Bazinga is born! When Sheldon learns that people with stunted childhoods can turn into social outcasts, he tries to act like a kid. Also, Meemaw and Dr. Sturgis's relationship is tested when she teaches him how to drive.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 2:00 pm ET
    The One After the Super Bowl: Part 2
    Friends
    Ross spends some quality time with Marcel, his former pet monkey. Chandler gets a big surprise from a sexy former classmate.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 2:30 pm ET
    The One with the Prom Video
    Friends
    Monica's old home video shows Ross' true feelings for Rachel. Joey gives a gaudy gift to Chandler.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One Where Ross and Rachel...You Know
    Friends
    Ross and Rachel encounter obstacles to romance. Monica becomes enamored with a handsome, older doctor.
    TV-14 (S) DVS: Y
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One Where Joey Moves Out
    Friends
    Monica's parents find out about her middle-aged boyfriend. Chandler and Joey argue and it could mean the end of their living arrangement.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The One Where Eddie Moves In
    Friends
    Joey wants to move back in with Chandler, but there's a new problem. Phoebe tapes a rock video. Ross upsets Monica.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 4:30 pm ET
    The One Where Dr. Ramoray Dies
    Friends
    Monica and Richard experience the same romantic problems as Rachel and Ross. Joey's ill-advised comments to a fan magazine threaten his acting career.
    TV-14 (S) DVS: Y
  • 5:00 pm ET
    The One Where Eddie Won't Go
    Friends
    Chandler wants his annoying new roommate to move out. Joey's exorbitant bills come due. The women learn from a book about personal empowerment.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 5:30 pm ET
    The One Where Old Yeller Dies
    Friends
    Monica's boyfriend impresses Chandler and Joey. Phoebe finds out what she missed as a child.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 6:00 pm ET
    The One with the Bullies
    Friends
    Two bullies eject Chandler and Ross from Central Perk. Phoebe meets a brother she never knew she had.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 6:30 pm ET
    The One with the Two Parties
    Friends
    Rachel gets a surprise at her birthday party when her parents show up.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 7:00 pm ET
    The One with the Chicken Pox
    Friends
    When Phoebe catches chickenpox, her chances for romance with a former lover are almost ruined. Monica worries that she is too strange for Richard.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 7:30 pm ET
    The One with Barry and Mindy's Wedding
    Friends
    Rachel is a bridesmaid at her ex-fianc?'s wedding. Monica and Richard's relationship is jeopardized when the subject of children is discussed.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 8:00 pm ET
    The Fuzzy Boots Corollary
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard asks a work colleague out after he finds out Penny is seeing someone.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 8:30 pm ET
    The Luminous Fish Effect
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon's getting fired forces him to explore what life has to offer outside physics, leaving Leonard to take drastic action to snap his friend out of his funk.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 9:00 pm ET
    The Hamburger Postulate
    The Big Bang Theory
    Fearing he's wasting his time on Penny, Leonard ends up making a connection with Leslie. Meanwhile, Sheldon frets over a change to his hamburger routine.
    TV-PG (DS) DVS: Y
  • 9:30 pm ET
    The Middle Earth Paradigm
    The Big Bang Theory
    Penny hosts a Halloween party, putting Leonard, Sheldon, Wolowitz and Koothrappali through a new test of their social skills.
    TV-PG (DLS) DVS: Y
  • 10:00 pm ET
    The Dumpling Paradox
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Wolowitz goes AWOL with one of her friends, Penny's recruited to fill in for him on the guys' Halo team.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 10:30 pm ET
    The Grasshopper Experiment
    The Big Bang Theory
    Raj's parents set him up on a blind date, and when he discovers he can talk to her, she shows interest in Sheldon.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 11:00 pm ET
    The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization
    The Big Bang Theory
    When they're invited to present at a physics conference, Sheldon's reluctance to share the credit leads to a tiff between him and Leonard, and Penny's intervention only exacerbates the situation.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 11:30 pm ET
    The Loobenfeld Decay
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard and Sheldon each lie to avoid hearing Penny sing in a production of Rent. However, Sheldon's lie becomes a bit too complicated for its own good.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 12:00 am ET
    The Pancake Batter Anomaly
    The Big Bang Theory
    With his friends knowing how sour he acts when sick and avoiding him as a result, Sheldon is nursed by Penny, who hasn't a clue what she's in for.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 12:30 am ET
    The Jerusalem Duality
    The Big Bang Theory
    With Sheldon rattled and impossible to be around after meeting Dennis, a 15-year-old physicist who's smarter than he, the rest of the guys search for a way to eliminate the threat.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 1:00 am ET
    The Bat Jar Conjecture
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon finds himself booted from the gang's Physics Bowl team and replaced with Leslie, so he forms his own team hoping to prove he's superior.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 1:30 am ET
    The Nerdvana Annihilation
    The Big Bang Theory
    When the delivery of a full-size prop of 1960's "The Time Machine" causes Penny to miss work, she scolds Leonard about his sci-fi collectibles. He decides it's time to give up such childish pursuits.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
Friday, Aug 02

  • 5:00 am ET
    The Lego Ninjago Movie
    TV-PG (V) DVS: Y
  • 11:00 am ET
    A Race of Superhumans and a Letter to Alf
    Young Sheldon
    While Missy unknowingly becomes Sheldon's test subject, Georgie joins Mary's Bible study to spend more time with his crush, Veronica.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 11:30 am ET
    A Tummy Ache and a Whale of a Metaphor
    Young Sheldon
    When Sheldon gets sick and has to spend a few days in the hospital, he turns into the world's worst patient and his behavior takes a toll on everyone. Also, Missy gets a taste of what life would be like without her twin.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 12:00 pm ET
    A Nuclear Reactor and a Boy Called Lovey
    Young Sheldon
    While Sheldon attempts to build a nuclear reactor to power the neighborhood, Georgie is heartbroken when he learns that Veronica has a boyfriend. Also, a university party gets heated when Dr. Linkletter flirts with Meemaw.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 12:30 pm ET
    David, Goliath and a Yoo-hoo from the Back
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon uses his new friendship with the school bully to boss Georgie around. Also, Missy steals Meemaw's makeup for Picture Day.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 1:00 pm ET
    A Math Emergency and Perky Palms
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon and Dr. Sturgis have their first fight when Dr. Sturgis marks a question wrong on Sheldon's test. Mary takes over for Pastor Jeff when he's out sick.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 1:30 pm ET
    A Loaf of Bread and a Grand Old Flag
    Young Sheldon
    Things spiral out of control when Sheldon boycotts his favorite bread company and ends up on the local news. Meanwhile, Georgie offers Veronica a shoulder to cry on when she's dumped by her boyfriend.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 2:00 pm ET
    The One with the Princess Leia Fantasy
    Friends
    Ross' secret fantasy doesn't stay secret for long after he confides in Rachel. Chandler resumes an old relationship.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 2:30 pm ET
    The One Where No One's Ready
    Friends
    Ross becomes frantic trying to get everyone ready to leave to hear his speech at the museum.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One with the Jam
    Friends
    Monica wants to have a baby. A man is stalking Phoebe.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One with the Metaphorical Tunnel
    Friends
    Chandler wants to commit to a relationship with Janice. Phoebe poses as Joey's agent.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The One with Frank Jr.
    Friends
    Phoebe tries to be more friendly with her half-brother. Ross meets Isabella Rossellini.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 4:30 pm ET
    The One with the Flashback
    Friends
    The friends recall secrets from their pasts.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 5:00 pm ET
    The One with the Race Car Bed
    Friends
    Joey sees Janice kissing her husband, whom she is divorcing while she dates Chandler. Rachel's father clashes with Ross.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 5:30 pm ET
    The One with the Giant Poking Device
    Friends
    Chandler and Janice make a difficult decision about their relationship. Monica accidentally injures Ben and tries to hide it from Ross.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 6:00 pm ET
    The One with the Football
    Friends
    On Thanksgiving, a good-natured football game between the friends reveals some serious rivalries.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 6:30 pm ET
    The One Where Rachel Quits
    Friends
    Rachel wonders if she'll ever get another job after she quits Central Perk. Joey's new job selling Christmas trees upsets Phoebe. Ross breaks a little girl's leg.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 7:00 pm ET
    The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister
    Friends
    Rachel meets a handsome stranger, who might help her career. Chandler gets into trouble with Joey's sisters.
    TV-14 DVS: Y
  • 7:30 pm ET
    The One with All the Jealousy
    Friends
    Ross overreacts when Rachel starts working with a handsome guy. Monica becomes enamored with a sexy busboy.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 8:00 pm ET
    The Pork Chop Indeterminacy
    The Big Bang Theory
    The rest of the gang fall for Sheldon's twin sister, and Leonard's plan to win her heart is derailed when Sheldon declares he'll be the one to decide who can date her.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 8:30 pm ET
    The Peanut Reaction
    The Big Bang Theory
    Penny wants to throw a surprise party for Leonard, but Sheldon's indulgence at an electronics store throws her off-track.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 9:00 pm ET
    The Tangerine Factor
    The Big Bang Theory
    Penny's breakup spurs Leonard to summon the courage to ask her out, and they both go to Sheldon for advice on their upcoming date.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 9:30 pm ET
    The Bad Fish Paradigm
    The Big Bang Theory
    Penny opens up to a reluctant Sheldon after a less-than-stellar first date with Leonard, placing him in the uncomfortable position of having to keep a secret.
    TV-14 (D) DVS: Y
  • 10:00 pm ET
    The Codpiece Topology
    The Big Bang Theory
    Seeing Penny with another guy sends Leonard back to Leslie Winkle, much to Sheldon's dismay.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 10:30 pm ET
    The Barbarian Sublimation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Penny becomes addicted to an online game based on the world of Conan the Barbarian and persistently pesters Sheldon for advice.
    TV-PG (DLV) DVS: Y
  • 11:00 pm ET
    The Griffin Equivalency
    The Big Bang Theory
    Full of confidence following being named one of People's 30 to Watch Under 30, Raj hits on Penny and becomes impossibly arrogant.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 11:30 pm ET
    The Euclid Alternative
    The Big Bang Theory
    An intervention is used to try to force Sheldon to overcome his fear of driving.
    TV-14 (L) DVS: Y
  • 12:00 am ET
    The Hitman's Bodyguard
    TV-14 (DLV) DVS: Y
Saturday, Aug 03

  • 4:30 am ET
    The Hitman's Bodyguard
    TV-14 (DLV) DVS: Y
  • 7:00 am ET
    The Hangover Part III
    TV-14 (DLSV) DVS: Y
  • 1:00 pm ET
    The One with the Baby on the Bus
    Friends
    Joey and Chandler try to attract women with baby Ben. Phoebe gets terminated from her singing job and replaced by a professional, Stephanie.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 1:30 pm ET
    The One with the Prom Video
    Friends
    Monica's old home video shows Ross' true feelings for Rachel. Joey gives a gaudy gift to Chandler.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 2:00 pm ET
    The One Where Ross and Rachel...You Know
    Friends
    Ross and Rachel encounter obstacles to romance. Monica becomes enamored with a handsome, older doctor.
    TV-14 (S) DVS: Y
  • 2:30 pm ET
    The One Where Joey Moves Out
    Friends
    Monica's parents find out about her middle-aged boyfriend. Chandler and Joey argue and it could mean the end of their living arrangement.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One Where Eddie Won't Go
    Friends
    Chandler wants his annoying new roommate to move out. Joey's exorbitant bills come due. The women learn from a book about personal empowerment.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One Where No One's Ready
    Friends
    Ross becomes frantic trying to get everyone ready to leave to hear his speech at the museum.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The One with a Chick and a Duck
    Friends
    When Pete buys a restaurant, Monica must make a difficult decision. Ross makes a sacrifice for Rachel. Joey buys Chandler an unusual pet.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 4:30 pm ET
    The One with the Cat
    Friends
    Phoebe thinks her adoptive mother's spirit inhabits a stray cat. Joey's attempt to sell his entertainment center proves hazardous.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 5:00 pm ET
    The One with Chandler in a Box
    Friends
    On Thanksgiving, Joey wants to punish Chandler for kissing Kathy. Monica gets a surprise when she visits an eye doctor.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 5:30 pm ET
    The One Where Chandler Can't Cry
    Friends
    Rachel's sister Jill wants Ross but not for the reasons he thinks. Chandler astounds the others with his inability to express emotions. Is Phoebe starring in pornography?
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 6:00 pm ET
    The Hangover
    Two days before his wedding, Doug and his three buddies drive to Vegas for a blow-out night they'll never forget. But when the three groomsmen wake up the next morning with pounding headaches, they don't remember.
    TV-14 (DLSV) DVS: Y
  • 8:00 pm ET
    The Hangover Part II
    Phil, Stu, Alan and Doug travel to exotic Thailand for Stu's wedding. Stu is taking no chances. He has opted for a safe, subdued, pre-wedding trip brunch. However, things don't always go as planned.
    TV-14 (DLSV) DVS: Y
  • 10:00 pm ET
    The Hangover Part III
    TV-14 (DLSV) DVS: Y
Sunday, Aug 04

  • 4:30 am ET
    The Hangover
    Two days before his wedding, Doug and his three buddies drive to Vegas for a blow-out night they'll never forget. But when the three groomsmen wake up the next morning with pounding headaches, they don't remember.
    TV-14 (DLSV) DVS: Y
  • 6:30 am ET
    The Hangover Part II
    Phil, Stu, Alan and Doug travel to exotic Thailand for Stu's wedding. Stu is taking no chances. He has opted for a safe, subdued, pre-wedding trip brunch. However, things don't always go as planned.
    TV-14 (DLSV) DVS: Y
  • 12:00 pm ET
    The One Where Monica Gets a Roommate
    Friends
    After Rachel leaves her fiance at the altar, she moves in with Monica and finds that independence is not so easy, particularly without Daddy's credit cards.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 12:30 pm ET
    The One with Two Parts: Part 2
    Friends
    Rachel and Monica squabble over two handsome doctors. Ross ponders his impending fatherhood with his own father.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 1:00 pm ET
    The One with the Breast Milk
    Friends
    Phoebe unwittingly disgusts everybody. Joey competes with a fellow salesman.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 1:30 pm ET
    The One After the Super Bowl: Part 2
    Friends
    Ross spends some quality time with Marcel, his former pet monkey. Chandler gets a big surprise from a sexy former classmate.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 2:00 pm ET
    The One Where Ross and Rachel...You Know
    Friends
    Ross and Rachel encounter obstacles to romance. Monica becomes enamored with a handsome, older doctor.
    TV-14 (S) DVS: Y
  • 2:30 pm ET
    The One with the Thanksgiving Flashbacks
    Friends
    The friends find out about Monica's worst Thanksgiving ever.
    TV-14 (D) DVS: Y
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One with Joey's Big Break
    Friends
    Joey's first major film role leads to an unexpected experience in Las Vegas. Phoebe can't remember why she hates Ross.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One on the Last Night
    Friends
    The guys and the women prepare for big changes in their living arrangements.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The One Where Rachel Has a Baby: Part 2
    Friends
    The friends cause havoc in the maternity ward as Rachel begins childbirth.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 4:30 pm ET
    The One with Rachel's Going Away Party
    Friends
    One of the guys becomes offended when Rachel does not give him the same goodbye she gives the others.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 5:00 pm ET
    You Don't Mess with the Zohan
    Zohan, a top Israeli commando, fakes his own death in order to pursue his dream of becoming a hairstylist in New York. Though he wants to put his life of counter-terrorism behind him, he finds it is not so easy to escape one's roots.
    TV-14 (DLSV) DVS: Y
  • 12:00 am ET
    The Cooper-Nowitzki Theorem
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and his friends are mystified when a younger undergraduate student is attracted to him.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 12:30 am ET
    The Panty Pinata Polarization
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Sheldon bans Penny from the apartment for numerous minor infractions, she decides to retaliate. Howard and Raj search for the America's Next Top Model house.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 1:00 am ET
    The Lizard-Spock Expansion
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon wants to use an alternate version of rock-paper-scissors to help resolve conflicts. A girl Wolowitz has a major crush on falls for Leonard.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 1:30 am ET
    The White Asparagus Triangulation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon is over-exuberant that Leonard finally has a girlfriend matching his high standards.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 2:00 am ET
    The Vartabedian Conundrum
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard seeks Penny's counsel when his relationship with Stephanie takes off faster than he'd like. Sheldon's hypochondriac tendencies get the better of him.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 2:30 am ET
    The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon irks the gangs with his obsession with proper Christmas gift protocol. Leonard's crushed when Penny dates a colleague of his.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
Monday, Aug 05

  • 4:00 am ET
    Hitch
    Smooth-talking Alex "Hitch" Hitchens is a legendary "date doctor" who helps clueless clients make a great first impression. When a gossip reporter starts nosing around his business, however, Hitch has to figure out a whole new strategy to love.
    TV-14 (L) DVS: Y
  • 10:00 am ET
    Albert Einstein and the Story of Another Mary
    Young Sheldon
    Inspired by his hero, Albert Einstein, Sheldon tries his hand at the violin. Also, Mary and Meemaw secretly buy a pregnancy test when Mary thinks she's pregnant.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 10:30 am ET
    A Perfect Score and a Bunsen Burner Marshmallow
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon moves in with Dr. Sturgis for the weekend to see what his life would be like in college. Also, a lonely Mary tries to bond with the other Coopers during Sheldon's absence.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 11:00 am ET
    A Political Campaign and a Candy Land Cheater
    Young Sheldon
    Unhappy that school funds are going toward football rather than academics, Sheldon decides to run for class president.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 11:30 am ET
    A Proposal and a Popsicle Stick Cross
    Young Sheldon
    Georgie is thrilled when Veronica stays at the Coopers' for a few days. Meanwhile, Meemaw and Dr. Sturgis celebrate their one-year anniversary.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 12:00 pm ET
    A Broken Heart and a Crock Monster
    Young Sheldon
    The Coopers help a brokenhearted Pastor Jeff through a rough patch in his marriage. Meanwhile, Sheldon pressures church members for donations when Mary takes him to work for a day.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 12:30 pm ET
    A Swedish Science Thing and the Equation for Toast
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon invites the entire school to a party for the Nobel Prize announcements. Meanwhile, Meemaw learns more about Dr. Sturgis's past, and Georgie's desire for cable TV leads to a standoff between him and his dad.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 2:00 pm ET
    The One Where Monica and Richard Are Just Friends
    Friends
    When Monica and Richard accidentally meet, they decide to become friends with dire consequences.
    TV-14 (S) DVS: Y
  • 2:30 pm ET
    The One with Phoebe's Ex-Partner
    Friends
    Phoebe's ex-singing partner wants to make Phoebe's signature song, Smelly Cat, a commercial success. Chandler dates a woman with a handicap.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One Where Ross and Rachel Take a Break
    Friends
    Phoebe becomes involved with a foreign diplomat. Ross becomes involved with another woman after a fight with Rachel.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One the Morning After
    Friends
    Ross wakes up with Chloe but an oblivious Rachel wants to resume their relationship.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The One Without the Ski Trip
    Friends
    Ross and Rachel remain apart while their friends feel forced to choose between them.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 4:30 pm ET
    The One with the Hypnosis Tape
    Friends
    Phoebe is distraught when her brother wants to marry a woman twice his age. While working as a waitress, Monica gets a tip from an admirer worth a small fortune. A hypnosis tape makes Chandler act like a woman.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 5:00 pm ET
    The One with the Tiny T-Shirt
    Friends
    Ross is upset when Rachel returns his personal belongings and dates Mark. Monica dates a millionaire.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 5:30 pm ET
    The One with the Dollhouse
    Friends
    Joey thinks he's found his true love. Rachel's boss dates Chandler, creating big trouble for Rachel. Monica inherits a dollhouse.
    TV-14 (S) DVS: Y
  • 6:00 pm ET
    The One with a Chick and a Duck
    Friends
    When Pete buys a restaurant, Monica must make a difficult decision. Ross makes a sacrifice for Rachel. Joey buys Chandler an unusual pet.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 6:30 pm ET
    The One with the Screamer
    Friends
    Ross tries to convince Rachel that her date is psychotic. Joey's play gets terrible reviews.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 7:00 pm ET
    The One with Ross's Thing
    Friends
    Ross finds a strange growth on his buttocks. Phoebe can't choose between two guys. Monica's boyfriend surprises her.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 7:30 pm ET
    The One with the Ultimate Fighting Champion
    Friends
    Monica's boyfriend cannot stop fighting. Chandler's boss is overly friendly.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 8:00 pm ET
    The Killer Robot Instability
    The Big Bang Theory
    Penny's criticism of Wolowitz's romantic life pushes him into depression and AWOL for a fighting robot battle the rest of the guys are depending on him for.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 8:30 pm ET
    The Friendship Algorithim
    The Big Bang Theory
    Looking to get friendly with Barry Kripke to gain access to a piece of high-tech lab equipment, Sheldon develops a flowchart process to make friends.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 9:00 pm ET
    The Financial Permeability
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Sheldon loans money to Penny so she can pay her rent, it leads to Leonard coming face-to-face with her ex, Kurt.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 9:30 pm ET
    The Maternal Capacitance
    The Big Bang Theory
    A visit from Leonard's mother ends up bringing him and Penny closer.
    TV-PG (DS) DVS: Y
  • 10:00 pm ET
    The Cushion Saturation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Paintball leads to a squabble between Sheldon and Penny as well as romance between Howard and Leslie.
    TV-14 (DLS) DVS: Y
  • 10:30 pm ET
    The Terminator Decoupling
    The Big Bang Theory
    The gang is thrilled when they see Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles' Summer Glau is also aboard their train to San Francisco for a scientific symposium. Sheldon frets over having forgotten a paper he wants to present to George Smoot.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 11:00 pm ET
    The Work Song Nanocluster
    The Big Bang Theory
    Penny's business selling hair accessories out of her apartment gets out of hand when an over-caffeinated Sheldon takes charge.
    TV-14 (D) DVS: Y
  • 11:30 pm ET
    The Dead Hooker Juxtaposition
    The Big Bang Theory
    Penny feels threatened when another sexy woman moves into the apartment building and angered when she senses the guys are being taken advantage of.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 12:00 am ET
    The Hofstadter Isotope
    The Big Bang Theory
    A fellow comic book enthusiast's hitting on Penny leads to Leonard, Raj and Howard going to a bar's Ladies' Night.
    TV-PG (DLS) DVS: Y
  • 12:30 am ET
    The Vegas Renormalization
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard and Raj take Wolowitz to Las Vegas to help him get over his break-up with Leslie. Sheldon, home alone and looking forward to it, locks himself out and has only one other place to stay: Penny's.
    TV-14 (D) DVS: Y
  • 1:00 am ET
    The Classified Materials Turbulence
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard is torn between being honest or self-serving when Stuart asks his advice for an upcoming second date with Penny. Wolowitz realizes there's a crucial error in a toilet he designed for the International Space Station.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 1:30 am ET
    The Monopolar Expedition
    The Big Bang Theory
    The guys receive a prestigious offer to work over the summer at the North Pole, and Penny's resultant behavior leaves Leonard unsure if he should go.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 2:00 am ET
    Henderson
    American Dad
    Stan's childhood imaginary friend returns to collect a debt. Klaus has a big date and needs a fishbowl upgrade.
    TV-14 (DLSV) DVS: Y
  • 2:30 am ET
    Hot Scoomp
    American Dad
    Hayley searches for guidance and instead finds a community of "cool butts."
    TV-14 (DLV) DVS: Y
  • 3:00 am ET
    Lumberjerk
    American Dad
    Stan is forced to partner with Jeff in a lumberjack competition. Meanwhile, Steve, Francine and Snot enter a contest to win a vintage pickup truck.
    TV-14 (DLSV) DVS: Y
  • 3:30 am ET
    Stan & Francine & Stan & Francine & Radika
    American Dad
    Stan and Francine go back in time to settle an argument.
    TV-14 (DLSV) DVS: Y
Tuesday, Aug 06

  • 4:00 am ET
    Flush After Reading
    American Dad
    Francine and Roger get lost in a good book (or five) after Francine escapes an embarrassing situation. Stan reluctantly hangs out at the library.
    TV-14 (DLV) DVS: Y
  • 4:30 am ET
    Comb Over: A Hair Piece
    American Dad
    Stan finally decides to do something about his secret baldness and enlists the help of Josay Bosay, Roger's famed hair-stylist-to-the-stars persona.
    TV-14 (DLSV) DVS: Y
  • 5:00 am ET
    Plot Heavy
    American Dad
    After Stan sells off the coveted family plot, the family opens their own cemetery in the backyard with the help of basketball Hall-of-Famer Scottie Pippen.
    TV-14 (DLV) DVS: Y
  • 5:30 am ET
    The Sinister Fate!!
    American Dad
    A new friendship causes Hayley to start worrying she might be slowly turning into Francine. Steve and his friends try out for Roger's improv troupe.
    TV-14 (DLS) DVS: Y
  • 6:00 am ET
    Dr. Sunderson's SunSuckers
    American Dad
    Hayley and Jeff help one of Roger's personas run a solar company.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 6:30 am ET
    Family Time
    American Dad
    Stan and the family go out to dinner at a buffet restaurant! Meanwhile, Roger becomes a flower.
    TV-14 (DLV) DVS: Y
  • 7:00 am ET
    Cry Baby
    American Dad
    When Stan realizes he can't cry, he asks Steve to teach him empathy.
    TV-14 (DLV) DVS: Y
  • 7:30 am ET
    Crystal Clear
    American Dad
    Stan gets in over his head trying to impress Toshi's dad. Klaus and Jeff head to the country for a weekend getaway.
    TV-14 (DLV) DVS: Y
  • 10:30 am ET
    Quirky Eggheads and Texas Snow Globes
    Young Sheldon
    Mary worries about Sheldon's mental health.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 11:00 am ET
    A Broom Closet and Satan's Monopoly Board
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon takes his education into his own hands.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 11:30 am ET
    An Entrepreneurialist and a Swat on the Bottom
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon leaves town after a fight with Meemaw and his parents.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 12:00 pm ET
    Hobbitses, Physicses and a Ball with Zip
    Young Sheldon
    On a science break, Sheldon discovers The Lord of the Rings.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 12:30 pm ET
    A Pineapple and the Bosom of Male Friendship
    Young Sheldon
    Dr. Sturgis returns from the mental hospital.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 1:00 pm ET
    A Parasol and a Hell of an Arm
    Young Sheldon
    Missy tries out for the baseball team.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 1:30 pm ET
    The One at the Beach
    Friends
    The friends stay at a beach house. Phoebe meets someone who knows details about her family. Rachel expresses her jealousy of Ross' uninhibited girlfriend.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 2:00 pm ET
    The One with the Jellyfish
    Friends
    Ross loves dating Rachel again but hates what he did to accomplish the reconciliation. Phoebe gets to know her mother.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 2:30 pm ET
    The One with the Cat
    Friends
    Phoebe thinks her adoptive mother's spirit inhabits a stray cat. Joey's attempt to sell his entertainment center proves hazardous.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One with the Cuffs
    Friends
    Monica tries to prove her mother wrong. Chandler gets into an embarrassing situation while dating Rachel's boss.
    TV-14 (S) DVS: Y
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One with the Ballroom Dancing
    Friends
    Joey makes an odd deal with the building superintendent to prevent him from evicting Rachel and Monica. Phoebe wants to date her sexy massage client.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The One with Joey's New Girlfriend
    Friends
    Joey thinks Chandler hates Joey's new girlfriend -- but the truth could be even more upsetting. Ross and Rachel try to make each other jealous.
    TV-14 DVS: Y
  • 4:30 pm ET
    The One with the Dirty Girl
    Friends
    Ross' beautiful new girlfriend has a disgusting secret. Chandler becomes more familiar with Joey's girlfriend.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 5:00 pm ET
    The One Where Chandler Crosses the Line
    Friends
    Chandler is guilt-ridden after kissing Joey's girlfriend. Ross' musical talents are not as amazing as he and Phoebe think.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 5:30 pm ET
    The One with Chandler in a Box
    Friends
    On Thanksgiving, Joey wants to punish Chandler for kissing Kathy. Monica gets a surprise when she visits an eye doctor.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 6:00 pm ET
    The One Where They're Going to Party!
    Friends
    The guys try to be spontaneous and wild. After Monica gives a bad restaurant review, she receives a new career opportunity. Rachel's boss offers her a promotion.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 6:30 pm ET
    The One with the Girl from Poughkeepsie
    Friends
    Ross struggles to maintain a long-distance relationship. Chandler tries to get a date for Rachel. Monica schemes to establish authority at her new restaurant job.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 7:00 pm ET
    The One with Phoebe's Uterus
    Friends
    Phoebe's half-brother makes an astounding announcement and a thought-provoking request. Joey finds himself in a class struggle.
    TV-14 (D) DVS: Y
  • 7:30 pm ET
    The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Discovering Leonard, Raj and Howard fudged the results of his Arctic research expedition, a disgraced Sheldon heads home to Texas.
    TV-PG (DLS) DVS: Y
  • 8:00 pm ET
    The Jiminy Conjecture
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Howard wager comic books over a cricket's species. Meanwhile, a less-than-perfect romantic night agonizes Leonard and Penny.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 8:30 pm ET
    The Gothowitz Deviation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Howard takes Raj along to check out the Goth dating scene. Sheldon uses chocolate as part of a behavior modification experiment on Penny.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 9:00 pm ET
    The Pirate Solution
    The Big Bang Theory
    Facing a return to India, Raj needs a job desperately enough to consider working for Sheldon. Meanwhile, Howard becomes a third wheel to Leonard and Penny.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 9:30 pm ET
    The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon looks forward to squaring off against an actor from the Star Trek universe he holds enmity towards in a fantasy card game tournament. Wolowitz cashes in on an old pact with Leonard to get Penny to set him up with a friend of hers.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 10:00 pm ET
    The Cornhusker Vortex
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard, hoping to fit in with Penny's football-loving friends, gets tutored in the sport by Sheldon. Raj is infuriated when Wolowitz's skirt-chasing leads to the loss of his prized patang.
    TV-PG (DLS) DVS: Y
Wednesday, Aug 07

  • 11:00 am ET
    Pongo Pygmaeus and a Culture That Encourages Spitting
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon starts the first internet flame war.
    TV-PG (LV) DVS: Y
  • 11:30 am ET
    The Sin of Greed and a Chimichanga from Chi-Chi's
    Young Sheldon
    The university tries to recruit Sheldon, through George.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 12:30 pm ET
    Teenager Soup and a Little Ball of Fib
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon faces his fear of the swimming pool.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 1:00 pm ET
    A Live Chicken, A Fried Chicken and Holy Matrimony
    Young Sheldon
    Mary plans Pastor Jeff's wedding.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 1:30 pm ET
    Body Glitter and a Mall Safety Kit
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon catches Paige shoplifting.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 2:00 pm ET
    The One with the Embryos
    Friends
    Phoebe finds out whether she is pregnant or not. A simple challenge escalates into a full-blown contest between the guys and the women.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 2:30 pm ET
    The One with Rachel's Crush
    Friends
    Rachel schemes to get a handsome client to ask her on a date. Chandler's jealousy causes problems with his girlfriend.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One with Joey's Dirty Day
    Friends
    Charlton Heston finds Joey in a compromising position during a movie shoot. Rachel regrets asking Ross for a favor.
    TV-14 (S) DVS: Y
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One with All the Rugby
    Friends
    Chandler's annoying former girlfriend reappears. Ross plays rugby to impress Emily with painful results.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The One with the Fake Party
    Friends
    Trying to become better acquainted with her sexy client, Rachel inadvertently thwarts Ross' plans for a romantic evening with his girlfriend.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 4:30 pm ET
    The One with the Free Porn
    Friends
    Monica helps Ross tell his girlfriend that he loves her. Phoebe gets some surprising news about her pregnancy.
    TV-14 (D) DVS: Y
  • 5:00 pm ET
    The One with Rachel's New Dress
    Friends
    Ross and his ex-wife become jealous when their lovers go to England together. Rachel's plans to seduce her boyfriend go awry.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 5:30 pm ET
    The One with All the Haste
    Friends
    Drastic changes occur in Ross' relationship with Emily. Monica and Rachel will do anything to get their old apartment back from the guys.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 6:00 pm ET
    The One with All the Wedding Dresses
    Friends
    Rachel reacts drastically to Ross' engagement. Chandler becomes exasperated by Joey's snoring.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 6:30 pm ET
    The One with the Invitation
    Friends
    Rachel and the engaged Ross reminisce separately about when they dated each other. The friends get invitations to Ross' wedding but not all of them are going.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 7:00 pm ET
    The One with the Worst Best Man Ever
    Friends
    Joey loses Ross' treasured wedding ring. Phoebe has extreme mood variations from her pregnancy.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 7:30 pm ET
    The One with Ross's Wedding: Part 1
    Friends
    Rachel stays home while the others go to England for Ross' wedding.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 8:00 pm ET
    The Guitarist Amplification
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard and Penny's first big fight sees Sheldon playing mediator due to childhood trauma that's left him with an inability to be around loud verbal conflicts.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 8:30 pm ET
    The Adhesive Duck Deficiency
    The Big Bang Theory
    With the rest of the gang off on a desert camping trip to view the Leonid meteor shower, Sheldon must play hero after Penny slips in the tub and dislocates her shoulder.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 9:00 pm ET
    The Vengeance Formulation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Barry Kripke pranks Sheldon during his spot on NPR, leaving him with a taste for vengeance. Wolowitz, pressured by Bernadette to define their relationship, gets advice from a fantasy version of Katee Sackhoff.
    TV-14 (D) DVS: Y
  • 9:30 pm ET
    The Gorilla Experiment
    The Big Bang Theory
    Penny seeks Sheldon's help to better comprehend Leonard's physics work. Wolowitz sees green when Leonard invites Bernadette to watch an experiment.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 10:00 pm ET
    The Maternal Congruence
    The Big Bang Theory
    A Christmas visit from his mother has Leonard discovering she's kept a lot of news from him that she shares with Sheldon and worrying if she'll approve of his romance with Penny.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 10:30 pm ET
    The Psychic Vortex
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard is aghast to find out a secret of Penny's: she believes in psychics. Meanwhile, Sheldon tries to assist Koothrappali in picking up a girl at a university party.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 11:00 pm ET
    The Bozeman Reaction
    The Big Bang Theory
    A robbery of their apartment sees Leonard and Sheldon call on their friends to devise a security system.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 11:30 pm ET
    The Einstein Approximation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Stuck on the solution to a physics problem, Sheldon seeks a number of alternative approaches to change his thinking and free the mental block -- including working with Penny at The Cheesecake Factory.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
Thursday, Aug 08

  • 9:00 am ET
    Welcome to Boomtown
    Miracle Workers
    TV-14 (DLV) DVS: Y
  • 11:00 am ET
    Contracts, Rules and a Little Bit of Pig Brains
    Young Sheldon
    George and Georgie go camping with Meemaw's boyfriends.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 11:30 am ET
    A Slump, a Cross and Roadside Gravel
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon and Georgie bond over a money-making opportunity.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 12:00 pm ET
    A Boyfriend's Ex-Wife and a Good Luck Head Rub
    Young Sheldon
    Meemaw meets Dale's ex-wife.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 12:30 pm ET
    Pasadena
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon visits CalTech for the very first time.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 1:00 pm ET
    An Academic Crime and a More Romantic Taco Bell
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon accuses Dr. Sturgis of plagiarism.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 1:30 pm ET
    A Couple Bruised Ribs and a Cereal Box Ghost Detector
    Young Sheldon
    George accidentally sends the school librarian to the hospital.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 2:00 pm ET
    The One with Ross's Wedding: Part 2
    Friends
    Rachel frantically tries to get to London before Ross marries Emily. Ross' father clashes with Emily's.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 2:30 pm ET
    The One After Ross Says Rachel
    Friends
    Will Emily forgive Ross before their honeymoon? Monica and Chandler agree to end their new relationship.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One with All the Kissing
    Friends
    Ross' new wife won't speak to him. Rachel appoints Monica her advisor in romance. Phoebe feels neglected.
    TV-PG (S) DVS: Y
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One-Hundredth
    Friends
    While Phoebe delivers triplets, Joey experiences his own pain. Monica plans a date with a male nurse to spite Chandler.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS
    Friends
    Joey challenges Phoebe to perform a completely selfless act. Monica gets upset when Chandler gloats about sex. Ross might finally reconcile with Emily but he must make a tough decision.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 4:30 pm ET
    The One with the Kips
    Friends
    Ross tells Rachel that he cannot be around her once Emily comes to New York. Chandler and Monica try to have a romantic weekend.
    TV-14 (DS) DVS: Y
  • 5:00 pm ET
    The One with the Yeti
    Friends
    Will Ross obey Emily and move away from his friends? Monica and Rachel meet a monster.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 5:30 pm ET
    The One Where Ross Moves In
    Friends
    Joey and Chandler regret letting Ross move in with them. Rachel schemes to get her new neighbor to ask her on a date.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 6:00 pm ET
    The One with the Thanksgiving Flashbacks
    Friends
    The friends find out about Monica's worst Thanksgiving ever.
    TV-14 (D) DVS: Y
  • 6:30 pm ET
    The One with Ross' Sandwich
    Friends
    Joey becomes exasperated from hiding Chandler and Monica's secret. Ross gets in trouble when he expresses his rage.
    TV-14 (DS) DVS: Y
  • 7:00 pm ET
    The One with the Inappropriate Sister
    Friends
    A bored Ross creates havoc in Joey and Chandler's lives. Rachel is disturbed by her date's inappropriate relationship with his sister.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 7:30 pm ET
    The One with All the Resolutions
    Friends
    On New Year's Eve, the friends make resolutions for the coming year but keeping them proves difficult.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 8:00 pm ET
    The Large Hadron Collision
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Leonard is offered a trip to Switzerland on Valentine's Day to see a particle accelerator, he must choose between taking Penny or Sheldon.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 8:30 pm ET
    The Excelsior Acquisition
    The Big Bang Theory
    An appearance in traffic court comes at the worst possible time for Sheldon, the same day Stan Lee is appearing at the comic book store.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 9:00 pm ET
    The Precious Fragmentation
    The Big Bang Theory
    The guys go to a garage sale and find a ring from the Lord of the Rings films, and the rare find threatens their friendship.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 9:30 pm ET
    The Pants Alternative
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon's fear of speaking in front of large groups threatens his ability to accept an award, so the gang tries to help him get ready for the big night.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 10:00 pm ET
    The Wheaton Recurrence
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon gets to square off at the bowling alley against nemesis Wil Wheaton. Meanwhile, Leonard's miffed when Penny doesn't respond the way he hoped after saying "I love you."
    TV-PG (DLS) DVS: Y
  • 10:30 pm ET
    The Spaghetti Catalysis
    The Big Bang Theory
    Subsequent to Leonard and Penny's break-up, Sheldon tries to hide from Leonard and the gang that he had a friendly spaghetti dinner at Penny's.
    TV-14 (D) DVS: Y
  • 11:00 pm ET
    The Plimpton Stimulation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon hosts a visiting female physicist, but her intelligence seems matched by her libido.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 11:30 pm ET
    The Staircase Implementation
    The Big Bang Theory
    A squabble over the thermostat setting leads to Leonard going over to Penny's and recounting for her the story of how he met and moved in with Sheldon.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 12:00 am ET
    The Lunar Excitation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Howard and Raj try to find the perfect match for Sheldon by setting him up on an Internet dating site. Seeing her new boyfriend interact with the gang makes it clear to Penny that she can't go back to dating dumb jocks after dating Leonard.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 12:30 am ET
    The Robotic Manipulation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Howard uses a robotic arm for his own pleasure. Sheldon goes on a date with Amy Farrah Fowler, his first date ever, and Penny finds herself accompanying them.
    TV-14 (D) DVS: Y
  • 1:00 am ET
    The Cruciferous Vegetable Amplification
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon calculates that he'll be dead before technology exists to download his consciousness into a robot, so he goes on a binge of healthy living and ultra-safety.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 1:30 am ET
    The Zazzy Substitution
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon breaks up with Amy Farrah Fowler, and the guys worry when he starts replacing her with cats.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 2:30 am ET
    Eric Andre Returns
    Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes
    n Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes packs classic, fan-favorite episodes with shareable pop-up facts, behind-the-scenes stories and surprising factoids directly from the Jokers.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 3:00 am ET
    Paul Blart: Mall Cop
    A single, suburban dad tries to make ends meet as a security officer at a New Jersey mall. It's a job he takes very seriously, though no one else does.
    TV-PG (DLV) DVS: Y
Friday, Aug 09

  • 11:00 am ET
    A House for Sale and Serious Woman Stuff
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon sets out to find the perfect neighbors.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 11:30 am ET
    A Baby Tooth and the Egyptian God of Knowledge
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon has a scientific breakthrough at the dentist's office.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 12:00 pm ET
    A Secret Letter and a Lowly Disc of Processed Meat
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon discovers Mary's been keeping a secret about him.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 12:30 pm ET
    Graduation
    Young Sheldon
    After graduating high school, Sheldon has a breakdown when he realizes he may not be ready for college. Also, Dale tries to make amends with Meemaw.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 1:00 pm ET
    A Docent, a Little Lady and a Bouncer Named Dalton
    Young Sheldon
    While Sheldon volunteers at a local train museum, Missy embarks on a new stage of womanhood, and Georgie discovers his mother's guilty pleasure.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 1:30 pm ET
    Training Wheels and an Unleashed Chicken
    Young Sheldon
    With college in sight, Sheldon is determined to ride his bike without training wheels and has Missy teach him. Meanwhile, Mary and George argue over parenting styles.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 2:00 pm ET
    The One with Chandler's Work Laugh
    Friends
    Chandler's behavior toward his boss annoys Monica. Ross' latest romance astounds everyone.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 2:30 pm ET
    The One with Joey's Bag
    Friends
    Phoebe meets another long-lost relative. Joey wears a shoulder bag.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One Where Everybody Finds Out
    Friends
    Chandler and Monica's relationship becomes less of a secret. Ross must prove to his boss that he's sane in order to return to work.
    TV-14 (DS) DVS: Y
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One with the Girl Who Hits Joey
    Friends
    Chandler thinks Monica wants more from their relationship. Ross fails to impress his new neighbors.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The One with the Cop
    Friends
    Joey wonders if he is in love with Monica. Phoebe impersonates a police officer.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 4:30 pm ET
    The One with Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss
    Friends
    Rachel interviews for a great job but she may get it for the wrong reason. Monica competes to have a better relationship than Phoebe's.
    TV-14 (DS) DVS: Y
  • 5:00 pm ET
    The One Where Rachel Smokes
    Friends
    Rachel submits to peer pressure at work. Joey and Ross' son audition for the same commercial but only one can get the part.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 5:30 pm ET
    The One Where Ross Can't Flirt
    Friends
    Ross' flirting technique fails to impress a cute pizza-delivery woman. A surprise awaits Joey when he tells everyone about his big television appearance.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 6:00 pm ET
    The One with the Ride Along
    Friends
    The guys enjoy riding along with a police officer until a gunshot is heard. Rachel overhears a telephone message for Ross from his second ex-wife.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 6:30 pm ET
    The One with the Ball
    Friends
    Phoebe's boyfriend wants her to move in with him. Ross and Joey involve Chandler and Monica in an obsessive game.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 7:00 pm ET
    The One with Joey's Big Break
    Friends
    Joey's first major film role leads to an unexpected experience in Las Vegas. Phoebe can't remember why she hates Ross.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 7:30 pm ET
    The One in Vegas: Part 1
    Friends
    The gang travels to Las Vegas, Nevada, where more than one surprise awaits. After Ross misinterprets Rachel's actions, a war of public humiliation results.
    TV-PG (DS) DVS: Y
  • 8:00 pm ET
    The Hot Troll Deviation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Wolowitz is embarrassed when a secret of his is revealed, and Sheldon and Raj battle at work.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 8:30 pm ET
    The Desperation Emanation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon meets Amy Farrah Fowler's mother and comes to the realization he no longer wants to see Amy, and Leonard realizes everyone is in a relationship except for him.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 9:00 pm ET
    The Irish Pub Formulation
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Raj's sister has a one-day layover, he forbids the others from hooking up with her, unaware she and Leonard already did long ago.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 9:30 pm ET
    The Apology Insufficiency
    The Big Bang Theory
    The rest of the gang is interviewed by the FBI for Wolowitz's security clearance with Sheldon accidentally letting slip some damaging information.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 10:00 pm ET
    The 21-Second Excitation
    The Big Bang Theory
    The guys camp out in line to see a print of Raiders of the Lost Ark with 21 extra seconds and are outraged to see Wil Wheaton and his friends being allowed to skip the line. Penny and Bernadette invite Amy to their girls night.
    TV-14 (D) DVS: Y
  • 10:30 pm ET
    The Boyfriend Complexity
    The Big Bang Theory
    Penny asks Leonard to lie to her visiting father, while Howard, Raj and Bernadette spend all night looking through a telescope.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 11:00 pm ET
    The Alien Parasite Hypothesis
    The Big Bang Theory
    Amy crushes on one of Penny's dim ex-boyfriends, Zack. Raj and Wolowitz argue over who'd be the better superhero.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 11:30 pm ET
    The Justice League Recombination
    The Big Bang Theory
    The guys get Zack and Penny to join their Justice League costume for a New Year's Eve bash at the comic book store.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 12:00 am ET
    Hitch
    Smooth-talking Alex "Hitch" Hitchens is a legendary "date doctor" who helps clueless clients make a great first impression. When a gossip reporter starts nosing around his business, however, Hitch has to figure out a whole new strategy to love.
    TV-14 (L) DVS: Y
Saturday, Aug 10

  • 4:24 am ET
    Hitch
    Smooth-talking Alex "Hitch" Hitchens is a legendary "date doctor" who helps clueless clients make a great first impression. When a gossip reporter starts nosing around his business, however, Hitch has to figure out a whole new strategy to love.
    TV-14 (L) DVS: Y
  • 2:00 pm ET
    The One with the Baby on the Bus
    Friends
    Joey and Chandler try to attract women with baby Ben. Phoebe gets terminated from her singing job and replaced by a professional, Stephanie.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 2:30 pm ET
    The One Where Eddie Moves In
    Friends
    Joey wants to move back in with Chandler, but there's a new problem. Phoebe tapes a rock video. Ross upsets Monica.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One with the Giant Poking Device
    Friends
    Chandler and Janice make a difficult decision about their relationship. Monica accidentally injures Ben and tries to hide it from Ross.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One with the Football
    Friends
    On Thanksgiving, a good-natured football game between the friends reveals some serious rivalries.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The One with the Inappropriate Sister
    Friends
    A bored Ross creates havoc in Joey and Chandler's lives. Rachel is disturbed by her date's inappropriate relationship with his sister.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 4:30 pm ET
    The One Where Ross Got High
    Friends
    On Thanksgiving, Chandler tries to gain favor with Monica's parents but an old secret involving Ross causes problems. Undomestic Rachel's dessert proves intriguing.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 5:00 pm ET
    The One with the Routine
    Friends
    Joey plots the perfect opportunity to kiss Janine. Ross and Monica resurrect their dorky high school dance routine for a television special.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 5:30 pm ET
    The One with Rachel's Assistant
    Friends
    Rachel is in a quandary when a sexy but unqualified man applies to be her assistant. Chandler, Monica and Ross tell embarrassing secrets about one another.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 6:00 pm ET
    The One Where Rosita Dies
    Friends
    Phoebe becomes involved with a suicidal office worker. Rachel breaks Joey's favorite chair. Monica's beloved childhood belongings are destroyed.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 6:30 pm ET
    The One with Monica & Chandler's Wedding: Part 1
    Friends
    On the eve of the wedding, Ross searches for missing Chandler, who has doubts, while the girls distract unsuspecting Monica.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 7:00 pm ET
    Ant-Man and the Wasp
    Scott Lang grapples with the consequences of his choices as both a superhero and a father. He struggles to rebalance his home life with his responsibilities as Ant-Man, when he's confronted with an urgent new mission.
    TV-14 (DLV) DVS: Y
  • 9:30 pm ET
    doctor strange
    After a terrible accident, Dr. Stephen Strange loses his ability to operate but finds new purpose when a mystical being known as the Ancient One reveals that Dr. Strange is the newly designated Sorcerer Supreme.
    TV-14 (DLV) DVS: Y
  • 12:00 am ET
    Thor: Ragnarok
    Thor is imprisoned on the other side of the universe without his mighty hammer and finds himself in a race against time to get back to Asgard to stop Ragnarok, the destruction of his homeworld and the end of Asgardian civilization.
    TV-14 (DLV) DVS: Y
  • 2:45 am ET
    Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
    Peter Quill and his fellow Guardians are hired by a powerful alien race, the Sovereign, to protect their precious batteries from invaders. When it is discovered that Rocket has stolen the items they were sent to guard, the Sovereign dispatch their armada.
    TV-14 (DLV) DVS: Y
Sunday, Aug 11

  • 5:30 am ET
    Ant-Man and the Wasp
    Scott Lang grapples with the consequences of his choices as both a superhero and a father. He struggles to rebalance his home life with his responsibilities as Ant-Man, when he's confronted with an urgent new mission.
    TV-14 (DLV) DVS: Y
  • 1:00 pm ET
    The One with Ross's New Girlfriend
    Friends
    Rachel gets an unpleasant surprise when Ross returns home. Phoebe has varied success cutting the friends' hair.
    TV-14 DVS: Y
  • 1:30 pm ET
    The One with the Dollhouse
    Friends
    Joey thinks he's found his true love. Rachel's boss dates Chandler, creating big trouble for Rachel. Monica inherits a dollhouse.
    TV-14 (S) DVS: Y
  • 2:00 pm ET
    The One After Ross Says Rachel
    Friends
    Will Emily forgive Ross before their honeymoon? Monica and Chandler agree to end their new relationship.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 2:30 pm ET
    The One with the Cop
    Friends
    Joey wonders if he is in love with Monica. Phoebe impersonates a police officer.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One with the Apothecary Table
    Friends
    Joey finally dates Janine but she doesn't like his friends. Rachel worries Phoebe won't appreciate the way she furnishes their apartment.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One That Could Have Been: Part 2
    Friends
    In the speculative fantasy, Ross initiates romantic advances with his wife Carol. Chandler and Monica help each other overcome loneliness, Rachel learns the truth about her husband and Phoebe sneaks out of the hospital.
    TV-14 DVS: Y
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The One Where Ross Dates a Student
    Friends
    When a fire damages their apartment, Rachel and Phoebe must choose between living temporarily with Joey or Monica. Ross gets into trouble where he teaches.
    TV-PG (S) DVS: Y
  • 4:30 pm ET
    The One with the Pediatrician
    Friends
    Emma's pediatrician drops her as a patient because of Rachel's constant calls.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 5:00 pm ET
    The One Where Rachel Goes Back to Work
    Friends
    Rachel crosses swords with her temporary replacement at the shop. Phoebe wreaks havoc on the set of Joey's soap opera.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 5:30 pm ET
    The One Where the Stripper Cries
    Friends
    Joey appears as a celebrity contestant on $100,000 Pyramid. Monica and Rachel hire an ungainly stripper for Phoebe's bachelorette party.
    TV-14 (D) DVS: Y
  • 6:00 pm ET
    Black Panther
    After the death of his father, T'Challa, the King of Wakanda, returns home to the isolated, technologically advanced African nation to succeed to the throne and take his rightful place as king.
    TV-14 (LV) DVS: Y
  • 8:45 pm ET
    Avengers: Infinity War
    As the Avengers and their allies continue to protect the world from threats too large for any one hero, a new danger emerges: Thanos, who threatens the fate of Earth and life itself.
    TV-14 (DLV) DVS: Y
  • 12:00 am ET
    The Bus Pants Utilization
    The Big Bang Theory
    Their friendship becomes strained when Sheldon tries to take over Leonard's creation of a smartphone application that solves differential equations.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 12:30 am ET
    The Love Car Displacement
    The Big Bang Theory
    Howard is jealous when Bernadette runs into her old boyfriend at a science event they're attending.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 1:00 am ET
    The Thespian Catalyst
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon wants acting lessons from Penny, hoping they will make him a better teacher.
    TV-14 (D) DVS: Y
  • 1:30 am ET
    The Benefactor Factor
    The Big Bang Theory
    After meeting at a fundraising gala, an aged but wealthy Caltech donor makes Leonard ponder if he's willing to have sex with her to secure another donation.
    TV-14 (D) DVS: Y
  • 2:00 am ET
    The Cohabitation Formulation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Howard contemplates a serious decision in his relationship with Bernadette, and Leonard and Raj's sister start seeing each other again.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 2:30 am ET
    The Toast Derivation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon is in a crisis when he realizes he's not the epicenter of the group, so he decides to find new friends.
    TV-14 (D) DVS: Y
  • 3:30 am ET
    Eric Andre Returns
    Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes
    n Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes packs classic, fan-favorite episodes with shareable pop-up facts, behind-the-scenes stories and surprising factoids directly from the Jokers.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
Monday, Aug 12

  • 4:00 am ET
    Avengers: Infinity War
    As the Avengers and their allies continue to protect the world from threats too large for any one hero, a new danger emerges: Thanos, who threatens the fate of Earth and life itself.
    TV-14 (DLV) DVS: Y
  • 7:15 am ET
    Black Panther
    After the death of his father, T'Challa, the King of Wakanda, returns home to the isolated, technologically advanced African nation to succeed to the throne and take his rightful place as king.
    TV-14 (LV) DVS: Y
  • 11:00 am ET
    Bible Camp and a Chariot of Love
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon finds himself in a fierce competition with Paige after their mothers force them to attend Vacation Bible School. Meanwhile, Georgie makes a questionable purchase.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 11:30 am ET
    A Musty Crypt and a Stick to Pee On
    Young Sheldon
    While Mary and George take a trip, Georgie freaks out when his girlfriend thinks she's pregnant. Dale and Meemaw work out their relationship issues with Dungeons and Dragons.
    TV-14 (L) DVS: Y
  • 12:00 pm ET
    Freshman Orientation and the Invention of the Zipper
    Young Sheldon
    While college orientation does not go as Sheldon planned, Mary is mistaken for a university student and invited to a party.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 12:30 pm ET
    A Philosophy Class and Worms That Can Chase You
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon's first day of college is derailed by his new philosophy teacher. Also, Mary and Brenda live vicariously through Missy's first day of middle school.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 1:00 pm ET
    An Existential Crisis and a Bear That Makes Bubbles
    Young Sheldon
    Meemaw takes matters into her own hands when Sheldon's philosophy teacher, Professor Ericson, sends him into a tailspin.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 1:30 pm ET
    Crappy Frozen Ice Cream and an Organ Grinder's Monkey
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon and his dad dine with President Hagemeyer and a university benefactor. Also, Dale and his ex-wife invite Meemaw to their son's wedding.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 2:00 pm ET
    The One in Vegas: Part 2
    Friends
    Monica and Chandler get lucky in Las Vegas, Nevada. Rachel makes Ross regret playing a prank on her. Joey schemes for fame and fortune.
    TV-PG (DS) DVS: Y
  • 2:30 pm ET
    The One After Vegas
    Friends
    Two of the friends leave Las Vegas married. Joey and Phoebe have a cross-country adventure.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel
    Friends
    Monica is bewildered by Rachel's reaction to a change in their living arrangement. Phoebe tries to make Ross confront his feelings for Rachel.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One with Ross' Denial
    Friends
    Despite Phoebe's admonitions, Ross makes a drastic decision about Rachel. Chandler and Monica bicker over their living arrangements.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance
    Friends
    Injured Joey must get an acting part in order to qualify for health insurance. Rachel finally learns the truth about her marriage to Ross.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 4:30 pm ET
    The One with Joey's Porsche
    Friends
    Rachel forces Ross to terminate their marriage. Phoebe's first triplet baby-sitting experience proves stressful. Joey pretends to own a sports car.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 5:00 pm ET
    The One on the Last Night
    Friends
    The guys and the women prepare for big changes in their living arrangements.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 5:30 pm ET
    The One Where Phoebe Runs
    Friends
    Chandler learns how obsessively neat Monica is when he attempts to do her a favor. Joey desperately tries not to flirt with his sexy new roommate.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 6:00 pm ET
    The One with Ross's Teeth
    Friends
    The guys explore their femininity. Phoebe causes trouble when she kisses someone at Rachel's work.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 6:30 pm ET
    The One Where Ross Got High
    Friends
    On Thanksgiving, Chandler tries to gain favor with Monica's parents but an old secret involving Ross causes problems. Undomestic Rachel's dessert proves intriguing.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 7:00 pm ET
    The One with the Routine
    Friends
    Joey plots the perfect opportunity to kiss Janine. Ross and Monica resurrect their dorky high school dance routine for a television special.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 7:30 pm ET
    The One with the Apothecary Table
    Friends
    Joey finally dates Janine but she doesn't like his friends. Rachel worries Phoebe won't appreciate the way she furnishes their apartment.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 8:00 pm ET
    The Prestidigitation Approximation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard has a tough choice to make when Priya asks him to stop spending time with Penny, forcing him to choose between the two women, and Howard keeps pestering Sheldon with a magic trick.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 8:30 pm ET
    The Zarnecki Incursion
    The Big Bang Theory
    The guys become sleuths to find out who hacked Sheldon's online-game account.
    TV-14 (L) DVS: Y
  • 9:00 pm ET
    The Herb Garden Germination
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Amy decide to start rumors about themselves as a social test. Meanwhile, Howard takes his relationship with Bernadette to an even higher level.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 9:30 pm ET
    The Agreement Dissection
    The Big Bang Theory
    Priya uses her legal expertise to rip apart Sheldon's roommate agreement, and the women take the flustered Sheldon out dancing.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 10:00 pm ET
    The Wildebeest Implementation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Raj makes an attempt to cure his phobia of talking to women, and Penny spies on Leonard and Priya with the help of Bernadette.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 10:30 pm ET
    The Engagement Reaction
    The Big Bang Theory
    Mrs. Wolowitz ends up in the hospital after Howard tells her he's marrying Bernadette. While there, Leonard stresses over Penny and Priya warming up to one another.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 11:00 pm ET
    The Roommate Transmogrification
    The Big Bang Theory
    Raj moves in with Sheldon when Leonard and Priya's Star Trek bedroom fantasy is too much for him, and the guys tease Howard when Bernadette gets her PhD, making Howard the only one without a doctorate.
    TV-PG (DLS) DVS: Y
  • 11:30 pm ET
    The Skank Reflex Analysis
    The Big Bang Theory
    On the fifth season premiere, Penny worries that she's screwed things up permanently with her friends after her night with Raj, while Sheldon takes command of the paintball team.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 12:00 am ET
    The Infestation Hypothesis
    The Big Bang Theory
    A battle of wills between Sheldon and Penny leaves Amy caught in the middle, while Leonard tries to spice up his long-distance relationship with Priya (Aarti Mann).
    TV-14 (D) DVS: Y
  • 12:30 am ET
    The Pulled Groin Extrapolation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Attending a co-worker's wedding, Leonard and Amy (Mayim Bialik) get to know each other better, while Howard and Bernadette spend the weekend with Mrs. Wolowitz!
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 1:00 am ET
    The Wiggly Finger Catalyst
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Raj is upset he's the only one of the four guys who's not in a relationship, Penny sets out to find the perfect date, introducing him to Emily, a girl he can actually talk to!
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 1:30 am ET
    The Russian Rocket Reaction
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Leonard get invited to a housewarming party at Wil Wheaton's house. Howard gets an out-of-this-world opportunity!
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 2:00 am ET
    Steve's Franken Out
    American Dad
    When Principal Lewis threatens to cancel science club, Steve takes matters into his own hands in a monstrous way.
    TV-14 (DLV) DVS: Y
  • 2:30 am ET
    Langley Dollar Listings
    American Dad
    Francine becomes a realtor in Langley's world of high-end real estate, while the rest of the family sells coffee from the front yard.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 3:00 am ET
    Dressed Down
    American Dad
    When Stan doesn't feel confident in anything but his suits, Roger assumes a fashion designer persona to craft him a life-changing new wardrobe. Hayley and Jeff raise chickens in the back yard.
    TV-14 (DLSV) DVS: Y
  • 3:30 am ET
    The Book of Fischer
    American Dad
    Stan takes Steve to his favorite barbershop to hang with his crew; Jeff starts journaling to help with his bad memory.
    TV-14 (DLSV) DVS: Y
Tuesday, Aug 13

  • 4:00 am ET
    A Roger Story
    American Dad
    Steve and Snot's friendship is put to the test when their mothers get in a fight.
    TV-14 (DLV) DVS: Y
  • 4:30 am ET
    Epic Powder Dump
    American Dad
    Stan insists everyone help him recreate the rustic family ski trips of his childhood while Klaus falls in love with a tech support operator.
    TV-14 (DLS) DVS: Y
  • 5:00 am ET
    American Dad Graffito
    American Dad
    To save a beloved restaurant from closing, Stan must bring the 1950s back to Langley.
    TV-14 (DLSV) DVS: Y
  • 5:30 am ET
    Beyond the Alcove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Klaus
    American Dad
    Francine is jealous of the new and improved Klaus and vows to take him down.
    TV-14 (DLSV) DVS: Y
  • 6:00 am ET
    A Song of Knives and Fire
    American Dad
    Stan and Francine inject some much-needed fire into their relationship.
    TV-14 (DLV) DVS: Y
  • 6:30 am ET
    The Curious Case of the Old Hole
    American Dad
    Wheels and the Legman try to hunt down the perpetrators who destroyed Steve's secret swimming hole. Meanwhile, Klaus helps an aging Principal Lewis reclaim his confidence.
    TV-14 (DLV) DVS: Y
  • 7:00 am ET
    Gold Top Nuts
    American Dad
    The Smiths return from a difficult, quarrelsome vacation, but they can't get a break from each other.
    TV-14 (DLSV) DVS: Y
  • 7:30 am ET
    The Three Fs
    American Dad
    Francine's newfound friendship with a frog brings excitement to the whole Smith household. Unfortunately, it drives their neighbor, Greg, crazy.
    TV-14 (DLS) DVS: Y
  • 11:30 am ET
    Cowboy Aerobics and 473 Grease-Free Bolts
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon campaigns to become Dr. Linkletter's lab assistant. Meanwhile, Georgie enlists the help of Mr. Lundy, the drama teacher, for a surprising business venture.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 12:00 pm ET
    A Pager, a Club and a Cranky Bag of Wrinkles
    Young Sheldon
    Dr. Linkletter pushes Sheldon to make friends with his fellow students, and Georgie gets a pager.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 12:30 pm ET
    The Geezer Bus and a New Model For Education
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon refuses to ride in a car after getting into an accident with Meemaw. Meanwhile, Meemaw is forced to take the church shuttle while her car is in the shop.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 1:00 pm ET
    Mitch's Son and the Unconditional Approval of a Government Agency
    Young Sheldon
    When the IRS accuses Sheldon of making a mistake, he stops at nothing to prove them wrong. Then, when Dale is forced to get a colonoscopy, he tries to convince Meemaw to join him.
    TV-14 (L) DVS: Y
  • 1:30 pm ET
    A Virus, Heartbreak and a World of Possibilities
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon faces extreme consequences after installing a pirated computer game. Meanwhile, Mary and Meemaw take Brenda out for Girls Night, while George watches Billy.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 2:00 pm ET
    A Second Prodigy and the Hottest Tips for Pouty Lips
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon finds himself at odds with Paige once again when she considers enrolling at East Texas Tech. Meanwhile, Mary seeks the advice of June when looking for a change.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 2:30 pm ET
    The One with the Joke
    Friends
    Ross and Chandler bicker over which of them created a raunchy joke. Phoebe antagonizes Monica and Rachel with her candor. Joey reluctantly takes a waiter job at Central Perk.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One with Rachel's Sister
    Friends
    Rachel tries to help her pampered younger sister, Jill, find independence but Jill flirting with Ross is not part of the plan. Monica won't admit that she is sick.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One Where Chandler Can't Cry
    Friends
    Rachel's sister Jill wants Ross but not for the reasons he thinks. Chandler astounds the others with his inability to express emotions. Is Phoebe starring in pornography?
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The One That Could Have Been: Part 1
    Friends
    The friends fantasize Rachel and Ross are in respective loveless marriages. Monica is an overweight virgin. Poor Chandler works for television star Joey, and Phoebe is an overstressed stockbroker.
    TV-14 DVS: Y
  • 4:30 pm ET
    The One That Could Have Been: Part 2
    Friends
    In the speculative fantasy, Ross initiates romantic advances with his wife Carol. Chandler and Monica help each other overcome loneliness, Rachel learns the truth about her husband and Phoebe sneaks out of the hospital.
    TV-14 DVS: Y
  • 5:00 pm ET
    The One with Unagi
    Friends
    Chandler gets into trouble with his homemade gift for Monica. Ross tries to teach martial arts to Rachel and Phoebe. Joey hires a look-alike.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 5:30 pm ET
    The One Where Ross Dates a Student
    Friends
    When a fire damages their apartment, Rachel and Phoebe must choose between living temporarily with Joey or Monica. Ross gets into trouble where he teaches.
    TV-PG (S) DVS: Y
  • 6:00 pm ET
    The One with Joey's Fridge
    Friends
    Ross worries when his student/girlfriend goes on vacation with her wild friends. Meanwhile, Joey's refrigerator breaks down.
    TV-PG (S) DVS: Y
  • 6:30 pm ET
    The One with Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.
    Friends
    Primarily composed of clips from earlier shows, Joey auditions for a major television role but Chandler almost ruins everything.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 7:00 pm ET
    The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad
    Friends
    Ross is nervous about meeting Paul, Elizabeth's dad, and invites the gang to the coffeehouse for moral support.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 7:30 pm ET
    The One Where Paul's the Man
    Friends
    Elizabeth and Ross decide to hide their relationship from her father and head up to his cabin for the weekend.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 8:00 pm ET
    The One with the Ring
    Friends
    Phoebe helps Chandler pick out an engagement ring for Monica.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 8:30 pm ET
    The Rhinitis Revelation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon craves attention from his visiting mother.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 9:00 pm ET
    The Good Guy Fluctuation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon tries to spook his friends on Halloween.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 9:30 pm ET
    The Isolation Permutation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Bernadette & Penny shop for wedding dresses without Amy.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 10:00 pm ET
    The Ornithophobia Diffusion
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon must overcome his fear of birds.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 10:30 pm ET
    The Flaming Spittoon Acquisition
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon becomes jealous when Stuart asks Amy for a date.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 11:00 pm ET
    The Speckerman Recurrance
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard comes face-to-face with his high school bully.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
Wednesday, Aug 14

  • 11:00 am ET
    A Black Hole
    Young Sheldon
    The Coopers discuss the possibilities of black holes and alternate universes when Dr. Sturgis comes over for dinner.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 11:30 am ET
    The Wild and Woolly World of Nonlinear Dynamics
    Young Sheldon
    In the fourth season finale, Missy's first heartbreak triggers a series of events that lead the Cooper family to the brink.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 12:00 pm ET
    One Bad Night and a Chaos of Selfish Desires
    Young Sheldon
    In the fifth season premiere episode, Sheldon and Missy both run away from home, while Mary gets some upsetting news about her husband, George.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 12:30 pm ET
    Snoopin' Around and the Wonder Twins of Atheism
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon encourages Missy to question the Bible. Also, Meemaw is determined to catch George Sr. in a lie, and Mary helps Pastor Jeff search for a youth pastor.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 1:00 pm ET
    Potential Energy and Hooch on a Park Bench
    Young Sheldon
    While Sheldon tries to convince Dr. Sturgis to return to the university, Georgie upsets the family when he makes a life-changing decision.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 1:30 pm ET
    Pish Posh and a Secret Back Room
    Young Sheldon
    While Meemaw opens a secret gambling room, Sheldon, Missy and Georgie adapt to new living arrangements.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 2:00 pm ET
    The One with the Proposal: Part 1
    Friends
    Chandler plans to propose to Monica.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 2:30 pm ET
    The One with the Proposal: Part 2
    Friends
    Monica asks Chandler to be her husband.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One with Monica's Thunder
    Friends
    Monica excitedly reveals her good news to everyone but Rachel and Ross upstage her. Chandler has trouble making love.
    TV-PG (DS) DVS: Y
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One with Rachel's Book
    Friends
    Monica is outraged to find out what her parents did with her wedding fund. Joey discovers Rachel's late-night reading material.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The One with Phoebe's Cookies
    Friends
    Monica desperately tries to figure out a secret cookie recipe. Chandler fails to impress Monica's father.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 4:30 pm ET
    The One with Rachel's Assistant
    Friends
    Rachel is in a quandary when a sexy but unqualified man applies to be her assistant. Chandler, Monica and Ross tell embarrassing secrets about one another.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 5:00 pm ET
    The One with the Engagement Picture
    Friends
    Joey tries to teach Chandler how to smile for the camera. Phoebe and Ross bicker over their divorcing friends.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 5:30 pm ET
    The One with the Nap Partners
    Friends
    Rachel and Phoebe compete to be Monica's maid of honor but Monica doesn't want to make the decision. Chandler tries to apologize to a girlfriend from his youth.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 6:00 pm ET
    The One with Ross' Library Book
    Friends
    Chandler's former girlfriend manipulates Chandler and Monica. Rachel and Phoebe meddle in Joey's relationship.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 6:30 pm ET
    The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs
    Friends
    Chandler's irrational fear causes problems when Phoebe brings home a cute dog. Rachel's assistant gives her a Thanksgiving surprise.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 7:00 pm ET
    The One with All the Candy
    Friends
    Rachel gets in trouble for dating her assistant. Monica tries to become friendlier with her neighbors. Phoebe needs lessons in riding a bike.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 7:30 pm ET
    The One with the Holiday Armadillo
    Friends
    Ross teaches Ben about Chanukah. Phoebe worries that Rachel prefers living with Joey.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 8:00 pm ET
    The Shiny Trinket Maneuver
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon gets in trouble with Amy, and it's up to Penny to teach him how to be a better boyfriend. Howard, meanwhile, must come to grips with Bernadette's dislike of children.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 8:30 pm ET
    The Recombination Hypothesis
    The Big Bang Theory
    Everything might change when Leonard offers Penny a spur of the moment invitation to a romantic dinner for two on the 100th episode of the series.
    TV-14 (DLS) DVS: Y
  • 9:00 pm ET
    The Beta Test Initiation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard and Penny "beta test" their relationship.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 9:30 pm ET
    The Friendship Contraction
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon's selfish demands force Leonard to reconsider their friendship. Meanwhile, Howard tries to pick his astronaut nickname. NASA astronaut Mike Massimino guest stars.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 10:00 pm ET
    The Vacation Solution
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Sheldon is forced to take a vacation by the university, he goes to work with Amy in her neurobiology lab.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 10:30 pm ET
    The Rothman Disintegration
    The Big Bang Theory
    When a corner office at the University opens up, Sheldon must compete for it with his office nemesis, Barry Kripke. Meanwhile, Penny receives an unusual gift from Amy.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 11:00 pm ET
    The Werewolf Transformation
    The Big Bang Theory
    A change in Sheldon's routine forces him to re-evaluate his entire life, when his barber is sick. Meanwhile, Howard rethinks his decision to go into space after astronaut training.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 11:30 pm ET
    The Weekend Vortex
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon chooses to participate in a guys-only weekend Star Wars gaming marathon rather than go with Amy to her aunt's birthday party -- and gets a lesson from Penny and Amy.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
Thursday, Aug 15

  • 8:00 am ET
    H.O.A.
    Miracle Workers
    TV-MA (LV) DVS: Y
  • 11:00 am ET
    Stuffed Animals and a Sweet Southern Syzygy
    Young Sheldon
    While Mary's away, George finds himself giving advice on Missy's love life. And Georgie has a solution for Meemaw's business woes.
    TV-14 DVS: Y
  • 11:30 am ET
    Money Laundering and a Cascade of Hormones
    Young Sheldon
    Missy asks some uncomfortable questions about sex in church.
    TV-14 (L) DVS: Y
  • 12:00 pm ET
    An Introduction to Engineering and a Glob of Hair Gel
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon takes his first engineering class with Professor Boucher. Also, Meemaw and Dale help take care of his ex-wife, June.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 12:30 pm ET
    The Grand Chancellor and a Den of Sin
    Young Sheldon
    While Sheldon battles the mysterious Grand Chancellor of the university over science requirements, Mary discovers that Georgie is working at Meemaw's illegal gambling room.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 1:00 pm ET
    The Yips and an Oddly Hypnotic Bohemian
    Young Sheldon
    While George Sr. plays handyman at Brenda Sparks' house, Sheldon gets the science yips and has to learn how not to think.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 1:30 pm ET
    An Expensive Glitch and a Goof-Off Room
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon gets a dorm room all to himself, which soon becomes the campus hotspot. Meanwhile, Meemaw gets an unwanted business partner.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 2:00 pm ET
    The One with All the Cheesecakes
    Friends
    Phoebe's former boyfriend returns for one night only but Joey could ruin their plans. Monica plots revenge on her cousin's wedding day.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 2:30 pm ET
    The One Where They're Up All Night
    Friends
    Monica falls asleep during sex. Rachel argues with Tag. Ross and Joey get stranded on the roof.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One Where Rosita Dies
    Friends
    Phoebe becomes involved with a suicidal office worker. Rachel breaks Joey's favorite chair. Monica's beloved childhood belongings are destroyed.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One Where They All Turn Thirty
    Friends
    Rachel's 30th birthday prompts the friends to reminisce about their own 30th birthdays.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The One with Joey's New Brain
    Friends
    Joey's character on a daytime drama becomes more prominent to the chagrin of the show's diva star. Phoebe and Rachel argue over who should return a sexy man's misplaced cell phone to him.
    TV-PG (S) DVS: Y
  • 4:30 pm ET
    The One with the Truth About London
    Friends
    Chandler finds out who Monica really wanted to have sex with on the night they became lovers. Ross is furious after Rachel teaches Ben practical jokes.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 5:00 pm ET
    The One with the Cheap Wedding Dress
    Friends
    Monica battles another shopper for the perfect wedding dress. Ross and Joey compete for the same woman.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 5:30 pm ET
    The One with Joey's Award
    Friends
    Joey overreacts at a daytime drama awards show.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 6:00 pm ET
    The One with Ross & Monica's Cousin
    Friends
    Monica's gorgeous cousin unwittingly wreaks havoc on Chandler and Ross. Rachel and Phoebe hastily plan a surprise bridal party for Monica.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 6:30 pm ET
    The One with Rachel's Big Kiss
    Friends
    Rachel reveals a titillating secret about her and a former sorority sister. Ross and Chandler compete for wedding tuxedos.
    TV-PG (S) DVS: Y
  • 7:00 pm ET
    The One with the Vows
    Friends
    As Monica and Chandler prepare their wedding vows, they and their friends reminisce.
    TV-PG (S) DVS: Y
  • 7:30 pm ET
    The One with Chandler's Dad
    Friends
    Chandler confronts his estranged cross-dressing father. Rachel gets into trouble driving Monica's Porsche.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 8:00 pm ET
    The Transporter Malfunction
    The Big Bang Theory
    It's a dream come true for Sheldon when he has a close encounter with his hero, Mr. Spock -- legendary sci-fi icon Leonard Nimoy.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 8:30 pm ET
    The Hawking Excitation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon has a chance to meet his hero, Stephen Hawking.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 9:00 pm ET
    The Stag Convergence
    The Big Bang Theory
    Howard's wedding plans are in jeopardy after the guys (and Wil Wheaton) throw him a bachelor party and details of his sexual history are leaked online.
    TV-14 (D) DVS: Y
  • 9:30 pm ET
    The Launch Acceleration
    The Big Bang Theory
    When NASA reschedules Howard's mission and puts his wedding plans in jeopardy, he's forced to face his fears and Bernadette's dad (Casey Sander).
    TV-PG (V) DVS: Y
  • 10:00 pm ET
    The Countdown Reflection
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Howard and Bernadette decide they want to be married before his NASA space launch, the gang rushes to put on a wedding, on the fifth season finale.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 10:30 pm ET
    The Date Night Variable
    The Big Bang Theory
    On the sixth season premiere, Howard discovers that he can't escape his mother -- even in space! Back on earth, meanwhile, Raj turns his existence as a third wheel into an art form.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 11:00 pm ET
    The Decoupling Fluctuation
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Sheldon learns that Penny is thinking about breaking up with Leonard, he tries to intervene. Meanwhile, Howard is being picked on in space by the other astronauts.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 11:30 pm ET
    The Higgs Boson Observation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Amy's nervous when Sheldon hires Alex, a female assistant.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 12:00 am ET
    The Re-Entry Minimization
    The Big Bang Theory
    Howard returns from space -- without the welcome he wanted.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 12:30 am ET
    The Holographic Excitation
    The Big Bang Theory
    The gang celebrates Halloween at Stuart's comic book store. Meanwhile, Leonard and Penny discover a new spark in their relationship when he seduces her with science.
    TV-PG (DLS) DVS: Y
  • 1:00 am ET
    The Extract Obliteration
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon's friendship with renowned scientist Stephen Hawking is threatened by a game of "Words with Friends," while Penny secretly enrolls in a class at the local college.
    TV-14 (L) DVS: Y
  • 1:30 am ET
    The Habitation Configuration
    The Big Bang Theory
    Bernadette pressures Howard to move out of his mother's house, while Sheldon finds himself caught in the middle of a fight between Amy and Wil Wheaton.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 2:30 am ET
    Alf
    Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes
    Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes packs classic, fan-favorite episodes with shareable pop-up facts, behind-the-scenes stories and surprising factoids directly from the Jokers.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
Friday, Aug 16

  • 5:00 am ET
    Tyler Perry's Madea Goes to Jail
    After a high-speed freeway chase puts Madea in front of the judge, her reprieve is short-lived as anger management issues get the best of her and land her in jail.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 11:00 am ET
    A Lock-In, a Weather Girl and a Disgusting Habit
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon acts as Mary's spy when he's forced to spend the night at church for a youth lock-in. Meanwhile, Georgie finds himself attracted to an older woman.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 11:30 am ET
    A Pink Cadillac and a Glorious Tribal Dance
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon attends his first comic book convention, and Mary tries selling make-up.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 12:00 pm ET
    A Lot of Band-Aids and the Cooper Surrender
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon makes friends with his dorm neighbors. Meanwhile, George Sr. learns his job is in jeopardy.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 12:30 pm ET
    A Lobster, an Armadillo and a Way Bigger Number
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon joins Dr. Linkletter and Dr. Sturgis on a science road trip, which lands them in the middle of nowhere. Meanwhile, Georgie continues to lie about his age.
    TV-14 (L) DVS: Y
  • 1:00 pm ET
    A Suitcase Full of Cash and a Yellow Clown Car
    Young Sheldon
    When Meemaw's gambling room is a success, she finds herself with a suitcase of illegal cash. Meanwhile, Missy starts a business and Sheldon dips his toe in the stock market.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 1:30 pm ET
    A Solo Peanut, a Social Butterfly and the Truth
    Young Sheldon
    In the 100th episode, Sheldon gets an odd request from an old friend, while George and Mary are caught in the middle of Meemaw and Dale's breakup, and Georgie comes clean to Mandy.
    TV-14 DVS: Y
  • 2:00 pm ET
    The One with Monica & Chandler's Wedding: Part 1
    Friends
    On the eve of the wedding, Ross searches for missing Chandler, who has doubts, while the girls distract unsuspecting Monica.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 2:30 pm ET
    The One with Monica & Chandler's Wedding: Part 2
    Friends
    Monica remains blissfully unaware of the potential disasters on her wedding day.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 3:00 pm ET
    The One After I Do
    Friends
    The reception following Monica and Chandler's wedding is almost upstaged by the news that a member of the group might be pregnant.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 3:30 pm ET
    The One with the Red Sweater
    Friends
    Rachel debates whether she should break the news to her baby's father.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 4:00 pm ET
    The One Where Rachel Tells...
    Friends
    The real father of Rachel's baby is revealed. Monica and Chandler struggle to make their honeymoon flight.
    TV-14 (D) DVS: Y
  • 4:30 pm ET
    The One with the Videotape
    Friends
    Ross reveals that he videotaped a sexual encounter between Rachel and him.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 5:00 pm ET
    The One with Rachel's Date
    Friends
    Ross is horrified when Rachel goes on a date with a soap-opera star. Phoebe is attracted to a clumsy chef whom Monica wants to fire.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 5:30 pm ET
    The One with the Halloween Party
    Friends
    At Monica's Halloween party, Phoebe meets her twin sister's fiance and finds that she is attracted to him.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 6:00 pm ET
    The One with the Stain
    Friends
    Rachel wants to find her own apartment. Phoebe is ecstatic when Eric dumps Ursula to date her.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 6:30 pm ET
    The One with the Stripper
    Friends
    Rachel tells her belligerent father that she is pregnant with Ross' child.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 7:00 pm ET
    The One with the Rumor
    Friends
    Monica encounters a high-school friend and invites him to Thanksgiving Day dinner.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 7:30 pm ET
    The One with Monica's Boots
    Friends
    Chandler is angry when Monica buys expensive boots. Phoebe tries to get tickets to a Sting concert.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 8:00 pm ET
    The 43 Peculiarity
    The Big Bang Theory
    Howard and Raj try to solve a mystery about Sheldon.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 8:30 pm ET
    The Parking Spot Escalation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Howard battle over an assigned parking spot.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 9:00 pm ET
    The Fish Guts Displacement
    The Big Bang Theory
    Howard bonds with his father-n-law on a fishing trip.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 9:30 pm ET
    The Santa Simulation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon unwillingly revisits some Christmas memories during a lively game of Dungeons and Dragons, while Raj joins the girls for ladies night out.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 10:00 pm ET
    The Egg Salad Equivalency
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon is accused of sexual harassment at the University and winds up dragging Leonard, Raj and Howard into the fray.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 10:30 pm ET
    The Bakersfield Expedition
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard's car is stolen when the guys take a road trip to a comic book convention in Bakersfield, dressed as Star Trek characters.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 11:00 pm ET
    The Cooper/Kripke Inversion
    The Big Bang Theory
    Outraged that he's being forced to work with his university nemesis, Barry Kripke (John Ross Bowie), Sheldon faces a crisis of conscience.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 11:30 pm ET
    The Spoiler Alert Segmentation
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Sheldon and Leonard fight, it affects Penny and Amy's living arrangements. Meanwhile, Raj takes care of Mrs. Wolowitz while Howard is away.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y