Wednesday, May 13

  • 4:00 am
    Niagara - Part 1
    The Office (Season 6)
    The Office travels to Niagara Falls to celebrate Jim and Pam's wedding under strict orders not to mention Pam's pregnancy. Michael Dwight, and Andy all want to hook up with guests at the wedding and Michael and Dwight meet twins.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 4:30 am
    Niagara - Part 2
    The Office (Season 6)
    The Office travels to Niagara Falls to celebrate Jim and Pam's wedding under strict orders not to mention Pam's pregnancy. Michael Dwight, and Andy all want to hook up with guests at the wedding and Michael and Dwight meet twins.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 5:00 am
    Mafia
    The Office (Season 6)
    Michael meets with an insurance salesman that visits the office and is later convinced by Dwight and Andy that he is part of the mafia. Erin accidentally ruins Pam's painting.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 5:30 am
    The Lover
    The Office (Season 6)
    Michael shocks Jim and Pam when he reveals the identity of the new woman he has been dating. Dwight apologizes to Jim for years of torment with a strange peace offering.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 6:00 am
    Koi Pond
    The Office (Season 6)
    It's Halloween and the office plans a "Haunted House" for the children in the community. And at an important business meeting, Michael falls into a koi pond. Meanwhile, Pam and Andy go cold calling to drum up more sales.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 6:30 am
    Double Date
    The Office (Season 6)
    Jim and Pam are out of excuses so they have no choice but to go out with Michael and Helene. Meanwhile, Dwight is strangely doing nice things for everyone in the office.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 7:00 am
    Murder
    The Office (Season 6)
    Michael's world is rocked by troubling rumors about Dunder Mifflin. He forces the office into a day of strange diversions, upsetting Jim and leading others to wonder if Michael has gone insane.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 7:30 am
    Shareholder Meeting
    The Office (Season 6)
    Michael gets excited when he's invited by David Wallace to be honored on stage at the Dunder Mifflin shareholder meeting in New York, and he brings Andy, Dwight and Oscar along for the ride.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 8:00 am
    Scott's Tots
    The Office (Season 6)
    Michael is forced to face the music after he realizes he can't keep a promise he made to a group of kids 10 years ago. Meanwhile, Jim starts an employee of the month program to increase employee morale.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 8:30 am
    Secret Santa
    The Office (Season 6)
    Michael is outraged when Jim allows Phyllis to be Santa at the office Christmas party. Jim and Dwight try to get everyone into the holiday spirit despite the uncertainty with Dunder Mifflin. Meanwhile, Oscar has a secret crush.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 9:00 am
    The Banker
    The Office (Season 6)
    When a potential buyer comes to Dunder Mifflin, Michael, Dwight, Andy and Pam pull out all the stops in hopes of impressing him with their high profile contacts. Michael reminisces about all the great times they have had in the office.
    TV-14 (DLSV) DVS: Y
  • 11:00 am
    Pilot
    Young Sheldon
    Meet 9-year-old Sheldon and his family on the series premiere! Sheldon learns that his high intelligence isn't always helpful growing up in East Texas, where church and football are king.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 11:30 am
    Rockets, Communists and the Dewey Decimal System
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon goes on a quest to make his first friend.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 12:00 pm
    Poker, Faith and Eggs
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon's faith is shaken when his dad goes to the hospital.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 12:30 pm
    A Therapist, a Comic Book and a Breakfast Sausage
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon refuses to eat solid food after a choking scare.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 1:00 pm
    A Solar Calculator, a Game Ball and a Cheerleader's Bosom
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon helps his father coach the football team.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 1:30 pm
    A Patch, a Modem and a Zantac
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon is determined to prove a NASA rep wrong.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 2:00 pm
    The One with Rachel's Sister
    Friends
    Rachel tries to help her pampered younger sister, Jill, find independence but Jill flirting with Ross is not part of the plan. Monica won't admit that she is sick.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 2:30 pm
    The One Where Chandler Can't Cry
    Friends
    Rachel's sister Jill wants Ross but not for the reasons he thinks. Chandler astounds the others with his inability to express emotions. Is Phoebe starring in pornography?
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 3:00 pm
    The One That Could Have Been: Part 1
    Friends
    The friends fantasize Rachel and Ross are in respective loveless marriages. Monica is an overweight virgin. Poor Chandler works for television star Joey, and Phoebe is an overstressed stockbroker.
    TV-14 DVS: Y
  • 3:30 pm
    The One That Could Have Been: Part 2
    Friends
    In the speculative fantasy, Ross initiates romantic advances with his wife Carol. Chandler and Monica help each other overcome loneliness, Rachel learns the truth about her husband and Phoebe sneaks out of the hospital.
    TV-14 DVS: Y
  • 4:00 pm
    The One with Unagi
    Friends
    Chandler gets into trouble with his homemade gift for Monica. Ross tries to teach martial arts to Rachel and Phoebe. Joey hires a look-alike.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 4:30 pm
    The One Where Ross Dates a Student
    Friends
    When a fire damages their apartment, Rachel and Phoebe must choose between living temporarily with Joey or Monica. Ross gets into trouble where he teaches.
    TV-PG (S) DVS: Y
  • 5:00 pm
    The One with Joey's Fridge
    Friends
    Ross worries when his student/girlfriend goes on vacation with her wild friends. Meanwhile, Joey's refrigerator breaks down.
    TV-PG (S) DVS: Y
  • 5:30 pm
    The One with Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.
    Friends
    Primarily composed of clips from earlier shows, Joey auditions for a major television role but Chandler almost ruins everything.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 6:00 pm
    The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad
    Friends
    Ross is nervous about meeting Paul, Elizabeth's dad, and invites the gang to the coffeehouse for moral support.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 6:30 pm
    The One Where Paul's the Man
    Friends
    Elizabeth and Ross decide to hide their relationship from her father and head up to his cabin for the weekend.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 7:00 pm
    The One with the Ring
    Friends
    Phoebe helps Chandler pick out an engagement ring for Monica.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 7:30 pm
    The One with the Proposal: Part 1
    Friends
    Chandler plans to propose to Monica.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 8:00 pm
    The Killer Robot Instability
    The Big Bang Theory
    Penny's criticism of Wolowitz's romantic life pushes him into depression and AWOL for a fighting robot battle the rest of the guys are depending on him for.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 8:30 pm
    The Friendship Algorithim
    The Big Bang Theory
    Looking to get friendly with Barry Kripke to gain access to a piece of high-tech lab equipment, Sheldon develops a flowchart process to make friends.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 9:00 pm
    The Financial Permeability
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Sheldon loans money to Penny so she can pay her rent, it leads to Leonard coming face-to-face with her ex, Kurt.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 9:30 pm
    The Maternal Capacitance
    The Big Bang Theory
    A visit from Leonard's mother ends up bringing him and Penny closer.
    TV-PG (DS) DVS: Y
  • 10:00 pm
    The Cushion Saturation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Paintball leads to a squabble between Sheldon and Penny as well as romance between Howard and Leslie.
    TV-14 (DLS) DVS: Y
  • 10:30 pm
    The Terminator Decoupling
    The Big Bang Theory
    The gang is thrilled when they see Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles' Summer Glau is also aboard their train to San Francisco for a scientific symposium. Sheldon frets over having forgotten a paper he wants to present to George Smoot.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 11:00 pm
    The Work Song Nanocluster
    The Big Bang Theory
    Penny's business selling hair accessories out of her apartment gets out of hand when an over-caffeinated Sheldon takes charge.
    TV-14 (D) DVS: Y
  • 11:30 pm
    The Dead Hooker Juxtaposition
    The Big Bang Theory
    Penny feels threatened when another sexy woman moves into the apartment building and angered when she senses the guys are being taken advantage of.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 2:00 am
    Sabre
    The Office (Season 6)
    When Sabre comes in to take over Dunder Mifflin, Michael struggles to accept Sabre's new policies. Pam and Jim have an interview for a local daycare. Andy and Erin work on a welcome song for Sabre as Erin waits for Andy to ask her out.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 2:30 am
    The Manager and the Salesman
    The Office (Season 6)
    The office is eager to welcome Sabre CEO Jo Bennett to Scranton, and are dazzled by her. But when Jo finds out there are two branch managers, she says either Michael or Jim must go back to being a salesman. Andy's Valentine's Day plan backfires.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 3:00 am
    The Delivery - Part 1
    The Office (Season 6)
    Pam's contractions begin but she and Jim are determined to wait it out as long as possible so they can have more time at the hospital. Meanwhile the rest of the office tries to distract Pam from the pain with food and entertainment.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 3:30 am
    The Delivery - Part 2
    The Office (Season 6)
    Michael anxiously waits for Pam and Jim's baby to be born. Back at the office, Erin makes Andy jealous when she has lunch with Kevin.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
Thursday, May 14

  • 4:00 am
    St. Patrick's Day
    The Office (Season 6)
    Michael thinks he impressed Jo only to discover someone else in the office caught her eye. Meanwhile, Dwight makes trouble on Jim's first day back from paternity leave. Andy and Erin have an interesting first date.
    TV-14 (DLS) DVS: Y
  • 4:30 am
    New Leads
    The Office (Season 6)
    When the sales staff lets Sabre's new "sales is king" policy get to their heads, Michael hides their new, prized leads.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 5:00 am
    Happy Hour
    The Office (Season 6)
    Michael gets kicked out of the bar when he whips out all the stops to impress a friend of Jim Pam's. Meanwhile, Andy and Erin do their best to keep their relationships under wraps. Dwight rethinks his pre-natal contract with Angela.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 5:30 am
    Secretary's Day
    The Office (Season 6)
    Andy pulls out all the stops to give Erin a memorable Secretary's Day. Michael reluctantly takes Erin out to lunch and lets slip about Andy's relationship with Angela. Meanwhile, Oscar circulates a viral video he created.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 6:00 am
    Body Language
    The Office (Season 6)
    Pam and Jim work on their first sales pitch together to Donna, the manager of a local restaurant. But Michael keeps misreading the signals she's putting out. Meanwhile, Dwight encourages Kelly to try out for the minority training program.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 6:30 am
    The Cover-Up
    The Office (Season 6)
    Michael suspects Donna is cheating on him and puts P.I. Dwight Schrute on the case. Meanwhile, Andy is frustrated when no one takes his customer's complaint seriously.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 7:00 am
    The Chump
    The Office (Season 6)
    Michael is surprisingly cheerful after learning some bad news about Donna. The new parents, Pam and Jim, have trouble staying awake in the office. Meanwhile, Angela takes matters into her own hands when Dwight refuses to honor their contract.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 7:30 am
    Whistleblower
    The Office (Season 6)
    The press finds out that Sabre's printers catch on fire. Jo shows up to the office in hopes of finding out who the whistleblower is. Everyone suspects Andy, who adamantly denies he leaked the information.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 8:00 am
    Nepotism
    The Office (Season 7)
    Michael refuses to fire the new office assistant after everyone complains about his bad attitude. Andy plays it cool after Erin shows interest in another man. Meanwhile, Pam tries to impress Jim by pulling an office prank of her own.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 8:30 am
    Counseling
    The Office (Season 7)
    Corporate assigns Michael to counseling with Toby. Dwight vows revenge on the Steamtown Mall after a shop owner snubs him. Meanwhile, Pam conspires to change her job title.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 9:00 am
    Andy's Play
    The Office (Season 7)
    Andy invites the entire office to his community theater production of Sweeney Todd in hopes that Erin will attend. Michael tries to put his jealousy aside and enjoy the performance while Jim and Pam struggle with their incompetent babysitter.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 11:00 am
    A Brisket, Voodoo and Cannonball Run
    Young Sheldon
    Meemaw refuses to give George Sr. her brisket recipe.
    TV-PG (LS) DVS: Y
  • 11:30 am
    Cape Canaveral, Schrodinger's Cat and Cyndi Lauper's Hair
    Young Sheldon
    George takes his sons to see a space shuttle launch.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 12:00 pm
    Spock, Kirk and Testicular Hernia
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon tutors his brother when his grades threaten football.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 12:30 pm
    An Eagle Feather, a String Bean and an Eskimo
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon interviews with a school for gifted children.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 1:00 pm
    Demons, Sunday School and Prime Numbers
    Young Sheldon
    A trip to Sunday school inspires Sheldon to study religions.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 1:30 pm
    A Computer, a Plastic Pony and a Case of Beer
    Young Sheldon
    Mary and the twins move in with Meemaw after a fight.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 2:00 pm
    The One with the Proposal: Part 2
    Friends
    Monica asks Chandler to be her husband.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 2:30 pm
    The One with Monica's Thunder
    Friends
    Monica excitedly reveals her good news to everyone but Rachel and Ross upstage her. Chandler has trouble making love.
    TV-PG (DS) DVS: Y
  • 3:00 pm
    The One with Rachel's Book
    Friends
    Monica is outraged to find out what her parents did with her wedding fund. Joey discovers Rachel's late-night reading material.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 3:30 pm
    The One with Phoebe's Cookies
    Friends
    Monica desperately tries to figure out a secret cookie recipe. Chandler fails to impress Monica's father.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 4:00 pm
    The One with Rachel's Assistant
    Friends
    Rachel is in a quandary when a sexy but unqualified man applies to be her assistant. Chandler, Monica and Ross tell embarrassing secrets about one another.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 4:30 pm
    The One with the Engagement Picture
    Friends
    Joey tries to teach Chandler how to smile for the camera. Phoebe and Ross bicker over their divorcing friends.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 5:00 pm
    The One with the Nap Partners
    Friends
    Rachel and Phoebe compete to be Monica's maid of honor but Monica doesn't want to make the decision. Chandler tries to apologize to a girlfriend from his youth.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 5:30 pm
    The One with Ross' Library Book
    Friends
    Chandler's former girlfriend manipulates Chandler and Monica. Rachel and Phoebe meddle in Joey's relationship.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 6:00 pm
    The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs
    Friends
    Chandler's irrational fear causes problems when Phoebe brings home a cute dog. Rachel's assistant gives her a Thanksgiving surprise.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 6:30 pm
    The One with All the Candy
    Friends
    Rachel gets in trouble for dating her assistant. Monica tries to become friendlier with her neighbors. Phoebe needs lessons in riding a bike.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 7:00 pm
    The One with the Holiday Armadillo
    Friends
    Ross teaches Ben about Chanukah. Phoebe worries that Rachel prefers living with Joey.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 7:30 pm
    The One with All the Cheesecakes
    Friends
    Phoebe's former boyfriend returns for one night only but Joey could ruin their plans. Monica plots revenge on her cousin's wedding day.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 8:00 pm
    The Hofstadter Isotope
    The Big Bang Theory
    A fellow comic book enthusiast's hitting on Penny leads to Leonard, Raj and Howard going to a bar's Ladies' Night.
    TV-PG (DLS) DVS: Y
  • 8:30 pm
    The Vegas Renormalization
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard and Raj take Wolowitz to Las Vegas to help him get over his break-up with Leslie. Sheldon, home alone and looking forward to it, locks himself out and has only one other place to stay: Penny's.
    TV-14 (D) DVS: Y
  • 9:00 pm
    The Classified Materials Turbulence
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard is torn between being honest or self-serving when Stuart asks his advice for an upcoming second date with Penny. Wolowitz realizes there's a crucial error in a toilet he designed for the International Space Station.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 9:30 pm
    The Monopolar Expedition
    The Big Bang Theory
    The guys receive a prestigious offer to work over the summer at the North Pole, and Penny's resultant behavior leaves Leonard unsure if he should go.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 10:00 pm
    The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Discovering Leonard, Raj and Howard fudged the results of his Arctic research expedition, a disgraced Sheldon heads home to Texas.
    TV-PG (DLS) DVS: Y
  • 10:30 pm
    The Jiminy Conjecture
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Howard wager comic books over a cricket's species. Meanwhile, a less-than-perfect romantic night agonizes Leonard and Penny.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 11:00 pm
    The Gothowitz Deviation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Howard takes Raj along to check out the Goth dating scene. Sheldon uses chocolate as part of a behavior modification experiment on Penny.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 11:30 pm
    The Pirate Solution
    The Big Bang Theory
    Facing a return to India, Raj needs a job desperately enough to consider working for Sheldon. Meanwhile, Howard becomes a third wheel to Leonard and Penny.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 12:00 am
    The Cornhusker Vortex
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard, hoping to fit in with Penny's football-loving friends, gets tutored in the sport by Sheldon. Raj is infuriated when Wolowitz's skirt-chasing leads to the loss of his prized patang.
    TV-PG (DLS) DVS: Y
  • 12:30 am
    The Guitarist Amplification
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard and Penny's first big fight sees Sheldon playing mediator due to childhood trauma that's left him with an inability to be around loud verbal conflicts.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 1:00 am
    The Adhesive Duck Deficiency
    The Big Bang Theory
    With the rest of the gang off on a desert camping trip to view the Leonid meteor shower, Sheldon must play hero after Penny slips in the tub and dislocates her shoulder.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 1:30 am
    The Vengeance Formulation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Barry Kripke pranks Sheldon during his spot on NPR, leaving him with a taste for vengeance. Wolowitz, pressured by Bernadette to define their relationship, gets advice from a fantasy version of Katee Sackhoff.
    TV-14 (D) DVS: Y
  • 2:00 am
    The Gorilla Experiment
    The Big Bang Theory
    Penny seeks Sheldon's help to better comprehend Leonard's physics work. Wolowitz sees green when Leonard invites Bernadette to watch an experiment.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 2:30 am
    The Maternal Congruence
    The Big Bang Theory
    A Christmas visit from his mother has Leonard discovering she's kept a lot of news from him that she shares with Sheldon and worrying if she'll approve of his romance with Penny.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 3:00 am
    Andy's Play
    The Office (Season 7)
    Andy invites the entire office to his community theater production of Sweeney Todd in hopes that Erin will attend. Michael tries to put his jealousy aside and enjoy the performance while Jim and Pam struggle with their incompetent babysitter.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 3:30 am
    Sex Ed
    The Office (Season 7)
    Michael, believing he has herpes, contacts all his ex-girlfriends, including Jan and Holly. Andy tries to play on Erin's compassionate side by holding a sex education meeting for the office.
    TV-14 (DLS) DVS: Y
Friday, May 15

  • 4:00 am
    The Sting
    The Office (Season 7)
    When a competing sales associate steals a Dunder Mifflin client, Michael, Jim and Dwight decide to set up a sting to find out his sales secrets. Andy decides to start a band after finding out a friend from college has a successful music career.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 4:30 am
    Costume Contest
    The Office (Season 7)
    When Darryl takes an idea to corporate over his head, Michael freaks out. Everyone in the office is in a competitive mood as the Halloween costume contest gets underway. Meanwhile, Pam tries to get the truth out of Danny about their dating history.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 5:00 am
    Christening
    The Office (Season 7)
    Pam and Jim's baby, Cece, gets christened and Michael invites the entire office to celebrate.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 5:30 am
    Viewing Party
    The Office (Season 7)
    Erin and Gabe invite the office over for a "Glee" viewing party. Michael deals poorly with hearing people call Gabe his boss. Meanwhile, Andy grows more and more jealous of Gabe's relationship with Erin.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 6:00 am
    WUPHF.com
    The Office (Season 7)
    More than money is at stake as Michael helps charm people into investing in Ryan's internet company. Dwight capitalizes on both the Thanksgiving holiday and his childhood memories by creating a hay festival in the parking lot.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 6:30 am
    China
    The Office (Season 7)
    After reading an article about China growing as a global power, Michael decides China must be stopped before they take over the US. Everyone in the office complains about Dwight's building standards and Pam threatens to move Dunder Mifflin.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 7:00 am
    Classy Christmas - Part 1
    The Office (Season 7)
    Michael could not be happier when Toby has to take a leave of absence and corporate sends Holly Flax to cover for him. Pam is forced to do a second Christmas party after Michael wants the party to be on the day Holly returns to Scranton.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 7:30 am
    Classy Christmas - Part 2
    The Office (Season 7)
    Michael could not be happier when Toby has to take a leave of absence and corporate sends Holly Flax to cover for him. Pam is forced to do a second Christmas party after Michael wants the party to be on the day Holly returns to Scranton.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 8:00 am
    Ultimatum
    The Office (Season 7)
    Michael prepares himself for the good or bad news about Holly and her boyfriend. In an effort to be an "awesome" office manager, Pam decides to put up a resolution board for everyone to post their New Year's resolutions.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 8:30 am
    The Seminar
    The Office (Season 7)
    With Andy's sales at his lowest ever, he gets desperate and holds a small business seminar with the help of some special guests. Michael and Holly turn the event into an improv challenge.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 9:30 am
    Franny 911
    American Dad
    Francine fakes Roger's kidnapping so she can prove to Roger that Stan still cares about him. So why won't Stan pay his ransom?
    TV-14 (L) DVS: Y
  • 11:00 am
    A Sneeze, Detention and Sissy Spacek
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon's germophobia lands him in detention.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 11:30 am
    Potato Salad, a Broomstick and Dad's Whiskey
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon and Missy are left home alone for the first time.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 12:00 pm
    Dolomite, Apple Slices and a Mystery Woman
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon and Tam make a new friend.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 12:30 pm
    Killer Asteroids, Oklahoma and a Frizzy Hair Machine
    Young Sheldon
    Jason Alexander guest stars as Sheldon's drama teacher.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 1:00 pm
    Jiu-Jitsu, Bubble Wrap and Yoo-hoo
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon faces an unlikely bully.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 1:30 pm
    A Mother, a Child and a Blue Man's Backside
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon declares his independence from Mary.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 2:00 pm
    The One Where They're Up All Night
    Friends
    Monica falls asleep during sex. Rachel argues with Tag. Ross and Joey get stranded on the roof.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 2:30 pm
    The One Where Rosita Dies
    Friends
    Phoebe becomes involved with a suicidal office worker. Rachel breaks Joey's favorite chair. Monica's beloved childhood belongings are destroyed.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 3:00 pm
    The One Where They All Turn Thirty
    Friends
    Rachel's 30th birthday prompts the friends to reminisce about their own 30th birthdays.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 3:30 pm
    The One with Joey's New Brain
    Friends
    Joey's character on a daytime drama becomes more prominent to the chagrin of the show's diva star. Phoebe and Rachel argue over who should return a sexy man's misplaced cell phone to him.
    TV-PG (S) DVS: Y
  • 4:00 pm
    The One with the Truth About London
    Friends
    Chandler finds out who Monica really wanted to have sex with on the night they became lovers. Ross is furious after Rachel teaches Ben practical jokes.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 4:30 pm
    The One with the Cheap Wedding Dress
    Friends
    Monica battles another shopper for the perfect wedding dress. Ross and Joey compete for the same woman.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 5:00 pm
    The One with Joey's Award
    Friends
    Joey overreacts at a daytime drama awards show.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 5:30 pm
    The One with Ross & Monica's Cousin
    Friends
    Monica's gorgeous cousin unwittingly wreaks havoc on Chandler and Ross. Rachel and Phoebe hastily plan a surprise bridal party for Monica.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 6:00 pm
    The One with Rachel's Big Kiss
    Friends
    Rachel reveals a titillating secret about her and a former sorority sister. Ross and Chandler compete for wedding tuxedos.
    TV-PG (S) DVS: Y
  • 6:30 pm
    The One with the Vows
    Friends
    As Monica and Chandler prepare their wedding vows, they and their friends reminisce.
    TV-PG (S) DVS: Y
  • 7:00 pm
    The One with Chandler's Dad
    Friends
    Chandler confronts his estranged cross-dressing father. Rachel gets into trouble driving Monica's Porsche.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 7:30 pm
    The One with Monica & Chandler's Wedding: Part 1
    Friends
    On the eve of the wedding, Ross searches for missing Chandler, who has doubts, while the girls distract unsuspecting Monica.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 8:00 pm
    The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon looks forward to squaring off against an actor from the Star Trek universe he holds enmity towards in a fantasy card game tournament. Wolowitz cashes in on an old pact with Leonard to get Penny to set him up with a friend of hers.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 8:30 pm
    The Psychic Vortex
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard is aghast to find out a secret of Penny's: she believes in psychics. Meanwhile, Sheldon tries to assist Koothrappali in picking up a girl at a university party.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 9:00 pm
    The Bozeman Reaction
    The Big Bang Theory
    A robbery of their apartment sees Leonard and Sheldon call on their friends to devise a security system.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 9:30 pm
    The Einstein Approximation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Stuck on the solution to a physics problem, Sheldon seeks a number of alternative approaches to change his thinking and free the mental block -- including working with Penny at The Cheesecake Factory.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 10:00 pm
    The Large Hadron Collision
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Leonard is offered a trip to Switzerland on Valentine's Day to see a particle accelerator, he must choose between taking Penny or Sheldon.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 10:30 pm
    The Excelsior Acquisition
    The Big Bang Theory
    An appearance in traffic court comes at the worst possible time for Sheldon, the same day Stan Lee is appearing at the comic book store.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 11:00 pm
    The Precious Fragmentation
    The Big Bang Theory
    The guys go to a garage sale and find a ring from the Lord of the Rings films, and the rare find threatens their friendship.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 11:30 pm
    The Pants Alternative
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon's fear of speaking in front of large groups threatens his ability to accept an award, so the gang tries to help him get ready for the big night.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 12:00 am
    The Wheaton Recurrence
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon gets to square off at the bowling alley against nemesis Wil Wheaton. Meanwhile, Leonard's miffed when Penny doesn't respond the way he hoped after saying "I love you."
    TV-PG (DLS) DVS: Y
  • 12:30 am
    The Spaghetti Catalysis
    The Big Bang Theory
    Subsequent to Leonard and Penny's break-up, Sheldon tries to hide from Leonard and the gang that he had a friendly spaghetti dinner at Penny's.
    TV-14 (D) DVS: Y
  • 1:00 am
    The Plimpton Stimulation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon hosts a visiting female physicist, but her intelligence seems matched by her libido.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
Saturday, May 16

  • 4:00 am
    The Suicide Squad
    The most deranged supervillains in the country are plucked out of prison and enlisted by the government as a ragtag intelligence team.
    TV-14 (DLSV) DVS: Y
  • 6:45 am
    Wonder Woman 1984
    Revisit the 80s as Gal Gadot returns as the immortal Amazonian warrior and faces off against two all-new foes: Max Lord and The Cheetah.
    TV-14 (DLV) DVS: Y
  • 12:30 pm
    PDA
    The Office (Season 7)
    As Holly's relationship with Michael continues to blossom, it's Valentine's Day in the office, and the public displays of affection between Michael and Holly are making everyone uncomfortable.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 1:00 pm
    Threat Level Midnight
    The Office (Season 7)
    After eleven years of writing, shooting, re-shooting and editing, Michael is finally ready to present his long-awaited action movie, "Threat Level Midnight," to his coworkers and love interest Holly. But is he ready for their reactions?
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 1:30 pm
    Todd Packer
    The Office (Season 7)
    Former co-worker Todd Packer returns to the office looking for work, but will his former office mates push for him to be re-hired?
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 2:00 pm
    Garage Sale
    The Office (Season 7)
    The office holds its first garage sale in the warehouse, while Michael finally pops the question to Holly.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 2:30 pm
    The One with Monica & Chandler's Wedding: Part 2
    Friends
    Monica remains blissfully unaware of the potential disasters on her wedding day.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 3:00 pm
    The One After I Do
    Friends
    The reception following Monica and Chandler's wedding is almost upstaged by the news that a member of the group might be pregnant.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 3:30 pm
    The One with the Red Sweater
    Friends
    Rachel debates whether she should break the news to her baby's father.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 4:00 pm
    The One Where Rachel Tells...
    Friends
    The real father of Rachel's baby is revealed. Monica and Chandler struggle to make their honeymoon flight.
    TV-14 (D) DVS: Y
  • 4:30 pm
    The One with the Videotape
    Friends
    Ross reveals that he videotaped a sexual encounter between Rachel and him.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 5:00 pm
    The One with Rachel's Date
    Friends
    Ross is horrified when Rachel goes on a date with a soap-opera star. Phoebe is attracted to a clumsy chef whom Monica wants to fire.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 5:30 pm
    The One with the Halloween Party
    Friends
    At Monica's Halloween party, Phoebe meets her twin sister's fiance and finds that she is attracted to him.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 6:00 pm
    The One with the Stain
    Friends
    Rachel wants to find her own apartment. Phoebe is ecstatic when Eric dumps Ursula to date her.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 6:30 pm
    The One with the Stripper
    Friends
    Rachel tells her belligerent father that she is pregnant with Ross' child.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 7:00 pm
    The One with the Rumor
    Friends
    Monica encounters a high-school friend and invites him to Thanksgiving Day dinner.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 7:30 pm
    The One with Monica's Boots
    Friends
    Chandler is angry when Monica buys expensive boots. Phoebe tries to get tickets to a Sting concert.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 8:00 pm
    The One with the Ross' Step Forward
    Friends
    Ross' new girlfriend orders Christmas cards with a photo of them on the cover.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 8:30 pm
    The One Where Joey Dates Rachel
    Friends
    Rachel joins Joey for a night out in order to prepare him for a big date.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 11:30 pm
    The Staircase Implementation
    The Big Bang Theory
    A squabble over the thermostat setting leads to Leonard going over to Penny's and recounting for her the story of how he met and moved in with Sheldon.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 12:00 am
    The Lunar Excitation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Howard and Raj try to find the perfect match for Sheldon by setting him up on an Internet dating site. Seeing her new boyfriend interact with the gang makes it clear to Penny that she can't go back to dating dumb jocks after dating Leonard.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 12:30 am
    The Robotic Manipulation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Howard uses a robotic arm for his own pleasure. Sheldon goes on a date with Amy Farrah Fowler, his first date ever, and Penny finds herself accompanying them.
    TV-14 (D) DVS: Y
  • 1:00 am
    The Cruciferous Vegetable Amplification
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon calculates that he'll be dead before technology exists to download his consciousness into a robot, so he goes on a binge of healthy living and ultra-safety.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 1:30 am
    The Zazzy Substitution
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon breaks up with Amy Farrah Fowler, and the guys worry when he starts replacing her with cats.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 2:00 am
    The Hot Troll Deviation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Wolowitz is embarrassed when a secret of his is revealed, and Sheldon and Raj battle at work.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 2:30 am
    The Desperation Emanation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon meets Amy Farrah Fowler's mother and comes to the realization he no longer wants to see Amy, and Leonard realizes everyone is in a relationship except for him.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 3:00 am
    The Suicide Squad
    The most deranged supervillains in the country are plucked out of prison and enlisted by the government as a ragtag intelligence team.
    TV-14 (DLSV) DVS: Y
Sunday, May 17

  • 5:45 am
    Wonder Woman 1984
    Revisit the 80s as Gal Gadot returns as the immortal Amazonian warrior and faces off against two all-new foes: Max Lord and The Cheetah.
    TV-14 (DLV) DVS: Y
  • 9:00 am
    Training Day
    The Office (Season 7)
    The new manager, Deangelo Vickers, has everyone hoping to make good first impressions: Andy finds himself awkwardly typecast, while Jim and Pam worry that they've come on too strong. Only Dwight is apathetic about the new leader.
    TV-14 (L) DVS: Y
  • 9:30 am
    Michael's Last Dundies
    The Office (Season 7)
    Michael trains Deangeleo to take over the job of hosting the Dundie Awards. Erin struggles with her dislike of her boyfriend, Gabe.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 10:30 am
    Bet the Farm
    Foul Play With Anthony Davis
    Anthony Davis and Dude Perfect's Cody Jones push Dereck Lively into a game-show disaster, while USC basketball player JuJu Watkins and coach Lindsey Gottliab prank their team with a fake meeting that leaves them stranded on a haunted abandoned floor.
    TV-14 (L) DVS: Y
  • 11:00 am
    The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath
    Friends
    Monica blabs her suspicions when she mistakenly believes Joey is infatuated with Phoebe.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 11:30 am
    The One with the Secret Closet
    Friends
    Joey realizes his intense feelings for Rachel are excluding Ross from the joys of impending fatherhood.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 12:00 pm
    The One with the Birthing Video
    Friends
    Monica prepares a memorable St. Valentine's Day for Chandler with sexy lingerie and X-rated entertainment.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 12:30 pm
    The One Where Joey Tells Rachel
    Friends
    Joey tells Rachel that he is in love with her.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 1:00 pm
    The One with the Tea Leaves
    Friends
    Rachel devises a lie about her unborn child that she hopes will break the silence between her and Joey. Phoebe reads tea leaves and predicts she will soon encounter the man of her dreams.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 1:30 pm
    The One in Massapequa
    Friends
    Phoebe brings her annoyingly upbeat boyfriend to the 35th anniversary of Monica and Ross' parents, who urge Ross and pregnant Rachel to pretend to be married.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 2:00 pm
    The One with Joey's Interview
    Friends
    When Soap Opera Digest requests an interview, Joey enlists his friends to make sure he does not say anything that could cost him his role.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 2:30 pm
    The One with the Baby Shower
    Friends
    During her baby shower, Rachel realizes she is unprepared to be a mother and accepts her mother's offer to move in to help with the child.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 3:00 pm
    The One with the Cooking Class
    Friends
    A food critic blasts Monica's cooking in a newspaper review. A cute saleswoman riles Rachel when she flirts with Ross, and Phoebe coaches Chandler for a job interview.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 3:30 pm
    The One Where Rachel Is Late
    Friends
    Overdue Rachel tries everything to rush the delivery of her baby.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 4:00 pm
    The One Where Rachel Has a Baby: Part 1
    Friends
    The friends cause havoc in the maternity ward as Rachel begins childbirth.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 4:30 pm
    The One Where Rachel Has a Baby: Part 2
    Friends
    The friends cause havoc in the maternity ward as Rachel begins childbirth.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 5:00 pm
    The One Where No One Proposes
    Friends
    Joey finds himself engaged to Rachel soon after she delivers her baby girl, while Phoebe assumes Ross is the one who proposed.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 5:30 pm
    The One Where Emma Cries
    Friends
    Joey seeks forgiveness from Ross, while Rachel tries to quell Emma's incessant crying.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 6:00 pm
    The One with the Pediatrician
    Friends
    Emma's pediatrician drops her as a patient because of Rachel's constant calls.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 9:00 pm
    Aquaman
    James Wan directs this underwater adventure in which Arthur Curry (Jason Momoa) must face his tyrannical half-brother Orm and reclaim his place as king of Atlantis to prevent an imminent war between the worlds of ocean and land.
    TV-14 (LV) DVS: Y
  • 12:00 am
    The Grasshopper Experiment
    The Big Bang Theory
    Raj's parents set him up on a blind date, and when he discovers he can talk to her, she shows interest in Sheldon.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 12:30 am
    The Adhesive Duck Deficiency
    The Big Bang Theory
    With the rest of the gang off on a desert camping trip to view the Leonid meteor shower, Sheldon must play hero after Penny slips in the tub and dislocates her shoulder.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 1:00 am
    The Justice League Recombination
    The Big Bang Theory
    The guys get Zack and Penny to join their Justice League costume for a New Year's Eve bash at the comic book store.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 1:30 am
    The Bakersfield Expedition
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard's car is stolen when the guys take a road trip to a comic book convention in Bakersfield, dressed as Star Trek characters.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 2:00 am
    The Confidence Erosion
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Amy try to eliminate stress from wedding planning by applying math to the process. Raj "breaks up" with Howard after realizing his best friend is actually hurting his confidence.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 2:30 am
    Bet the Farm
    Foul Play With Anthony Davis
    Anthony Davis and Dude Perfect's Cody Jones push Dereck Lively into a game-show disaster, while USC basketball player JuJu Watkins and coach Lindsey Gottliab prank their team with a fake meeting that leaves them stranded on a haunted abandoned floor.
    TV-14 (L) DVS: Y
Monday, May 18

  • 6:30 am
    Aquaman
    James Wan directs this underwater adventure in which Arthur Curry (Jason Momoa) must face his tyrannical half-brother Orm and reclaim his place as king of Atlantis to prevent an imminent war between the worlds of ocean and land.
    TV-14 (LV) DVS: Y
  • 11:00 am
    Gluons, Guacamole and the Color Purple
    Young Sheldon
    Wallace Shawn guest stars as Sheldon's college professor.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 11:30 am
    A Dog, a Squirrel and a Fish Named Fish
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon faces his fear of a neighbor's dog.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 12:00 pm
    Vanilla Ice Cream, Gentlemen Callers and a Dinette Set
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon interferes in Meemaw's romantic relationships.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 12:30 pm
    A High-Pitched Buzz and Training Wheels
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon dismantles the refrigerator to stop an annoying hum and then must get a paper route to pay for the repairs.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 1:00 pm
    A Rival Prodigy and Sir Isaac Neutron
    Young Sheldon
    When Dr. Sturgis bonds with Paige, another 10-year-old genius, Sheldon's jealousy leads Meemaw to intervene. Meanwhile, Mary invites Paige's family over for a play date.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 1:30 pm
    A Crisis of Faith and Octopus Aliens
    Young Sheldon
    When Mary's faith is shaken by a tragedy in the community, Sheldon becomes an unlikely ally.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 2:00 pm
    The One with the Sharks
    Friends
    Monica fears Chandler has a sexual fetish involving sharks.
    TV-14 (DS) DVS: Y
  • 2:30 pm
    The One with Phoebe's Birthday Dinner
    Friends
    Famished Phoebe waits for tardy friends to arrive at her birthday dinner.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 3:00 pm
    The One with the Male Nanny
    Friends
    Ross ridicules Rachel's choice of a male nanny.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 3:30 pm
    The One with Ross's Inappropriate Song
    Friends
    Chandler and Joey find a videotape while checking out Richard's apartment. Ross sings Emma an off-color lullaby.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 4:00 pm
    The One with Rachel's Other Sister
    Friends
    Rachel has a bone to pick with her self-centered sister on Thanksgiving.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 4:30 pm
    The One with Rachel's Phone Number
    Friends
    Rachel impulsively gives her telephone number to a handsome guy but worries he will call when Ross is there.
    TV-PG (S) DVS: Y
  • 5:00 pm
    The One with Christmas in Tulsa
    Friends
    Monica fears the worst when she learns Chandler will be spending Christmas in Tulsa working on a deadline with a beautiful co-worker.
    TV-PG (S) DVS: Y
  • 5:30 pm
    The One Where Rachel Goes Back to Work
    Friends
    Rachel crosses swords with her temporary replacement at the shop. Phoebe wreaks havoc on the set of Joey's soap opera.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 6:00 pm
    The One with Phoebe's Rats
    Friends
    Monica invites Rachel's workplace rival to her birthday party. Joey flirts with Emma's new nanny, and Phoebe and Mike take care of a litter of rats.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 6:30 pm
    The One Where Monica Sings
    Friends
    Monica exults in the applause she receives on karaoke night, unaware that the cheering audience can see through her blouse.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 7:00 pm
    The One with the Blind Dates
    Friends
    Joey and Phoebe conspire to send Rachel and Ross on disastrous blind dates.
    TV-14 DVS: Y
  • 7:30 pm
    The One with the Mugging
    Friends
    Joey stumbles upon a way to impress a famous actor during an audition. Ross learns the identity of a long-ago mugger, and Chandler accepts an internship at a shoe company.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 8:00 pm
    The Irish Pub Formulation
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Raj's sister has a one-day layover, he forbids the others from hooking up with her, unaware she and Leonard already did long ago.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 8:30 pm
    The Apology Insufficiency
    The Big Bang Theory
    The rest of the gang is interviewed by the FBI for Wolowitz's security clearance with Sheldon accidentally letting slip some damaging information.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 9:00 pm
    The 21-Second Excitation
    The Big Bang Theory
    The guys camp out in line to see a print of Raiders of the Lost Ark with 21 extra seconds and are outraged to see Wil Wheaton and his friends being allowed to skip the line. Penny and Bernadette invite Amy to their girls night.
    TV-14 (D) DVS: Y
  • 9:30 pm
    The Boyfriend Complexity
    The Big Bang Theory
    Penny asks Leonard to lie to her visiting father, while Howard, Raj and Bernadette spend all night looking through a telescope.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 10:00 pm
    The Alien Parasite Hypothesis
    The Big Bang Theory
    Amy crushes on one of Penny's dim ex-boyfriends, Zack. Raj and Wolowitz argue over who'd be the better superhero.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 10:30 pm
    The Justice League Recombination
    The Big Bang Theory
    The guys get Zack and Penny to join their Justice League costume for a New Year's Eve bash at the comic book store.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 11:00 pm
    The Bus Pants Utilization
    The Big Bang Theory
    Their friendship becomes strained when Sheldon tries to take over Leonard's creation of a smartphone application that solves differential equations.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 11:30 pm
    The Love Car Displacement
    The Big Bang Theory
    Howard is jealous when Bernadette runs into her old boyfriend at a science event they're attending.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 12:00 am
    The Thespian Catalyst
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon wants acting lessons from Penny, hoping they will make him a better teacher.
    TV-14 (D) DVS: Y
  • 12:30 am
    The Benefactor Factor
    The Big Bang Theory
    After meeting at a fundraising gala, an aged but wealthy Caltech donor makes Leonard ponder if he's willing to have sex with her to secure another donation.
    TV-14 (D) DVS: Y
  • 1:00 am
    There Will Be Blood
    Foul Play With Anthony Davis
    Anthony Davis pranks NFL star linebacker Daiyan Henley with a lost-pet charity gone wrong, while pro-wrestling icon Sting pushes fellow wrestler Darby Allin into a tense moral standoff after they discover a bag of stolen cash just as the police arrive.
    TV-14 (L) DVS: Y
  • 1:30 am
    Bet the Farm
    Foul Play With Anthony Davis
    Anthony Davis and Dude Perfect's Cody Jones push Dereck Lively into a game-show disaster, while USC basketball player JuJu Watkins and coach Lindsey Gottliab prank their team with a fake meeting that leaves them stranded on a haunted abandoned floor.
    TV-14 (L) DVS: Y
  • 2:00 am
    The Toast Derivation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon is in a crisis when he realizes he's not the epicenter of the group, so he decides to find new friends.
    TV-14 (D) DVS: Y
  • 2:30 am
    The Prestidigitation Approximation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard has a tough choice to make when Priya asks him to stop spending time with Penny, forcing him to choose between the two women, and Howard keeps pestering Sheldon with a magic trick.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 3:00 am
    Goodbye, Michael - Part 1
    The Office (Season 7)
    Michael, about to leave for Colorado, wants a day without drama to say his goodbyes to each co-worker. Deangelo and Andy scramble to keep Michael's biggest clients.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 3:30 am
    Goodbye, Michael - Part 2
    The Office (Season 7)
    Michael, about to leave for Colorado, wants a day without drama to say his goodbyes to each co-worker. Deangelo and Andy scramble to keep Michael's biggest clients.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
Tuesday, May 19

  • 4:00 am
    The Inner Circle
    The Office (Season 7)
    Deangelo's true management style is finally revealed.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 4:30 am
    Dwight K. Schrute (Acting) Manager
    The Office (Season 7)
    Dwight takes over as acting manager and applies draconian tactics to the office. Meanwhile, Gabe tries to win Erin back.
    TV-14 (LV) DVS: Y
  • 5:00 am
    Search Committee - Part 1
    The Office (Season 7)
    Jim heads a search committee that interviews candidates, including Andy and Darryl. Dwight tries to get back in the race.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 5:30 am
    Search Committee - Part 2
    The Office (Season 7)
    Jim heads a search committee that interviews candidates, including Andy and Darryl. Dwight tries to get back in the race.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 6:00 am
    The List
    The Office (Season 8)
    The Dunder Mifflin staff accidentally discovers a list of their names in the notebook of the company's mysterious new CEO, Robert California, triggering a frenzy of speculation.
    TV-14 (L) DVS: Y
  • 6:30 am
    The Incentive
    The Office (Season 8)
    After a rousing motivational speech, Robert California challenges the office to double their sales. After the new manager promises the unthinkable, everyone in the office suddenly gets motivated to sell. Meanwhile, Pam finds an unlikely pregnancy friend.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 7:00 am
    Lotto
    The Office (Season 8)
    After the warehouse guys win the lotto and quit, everyone in the office dreams of what it would be like to win big. Andy and Darryl search for new warehouse employees while Jim, Erin, Dwight and Kevin get a taste of warehouse life.
    TV-14 (D) DVS: Y
  • 7:30 am
    Garden Party
    The Office (Season 8)
    Andy decides to throw a garden party to impress Robert California. Dwight researches how to host a garden party and thinks he has made it a very classy event. Meanwhile, Andy's parents and brother attend but make him feel self-conscious.
    TV-14 (L) DVS: Y
  • 8:00 am
    Spooked
    The Office (Season 8)
    Erin struggles to make the Halloween party at the office exactly how Andy and Robert California want it. Meanwhile, Jim and Pam argue about whether ghosts are real, and Dwight bonds with Robert's 11-year-old son, Bert.
    TV-14 (DLV) DVS: Y
  • 8:30 am
    Doomsday
    The Office (Season 8)
    Dwight tries to help the office's efficiency by installing a Doomsday device that will get them all fired if they make too many mistakes.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 9:00 am
    Pam's Replacement
    The Office (Season 8)
    Pregnant Pam recruits Dwight to prove that Jim finds the office's pretty new temp attractive. Meanwhile, Robert California shocks Andy, Darryl, and Kevin when he asks to join their band.
    TV-14 (L) DVS: Y
  • 9:30 am
    Gettysburg
    The Office (Season 8)
    Andy decides to motivate and inspire everyone by taking them on a field trip to Gettysburg. Some people in the office stay behind and Robert California asks them to come up with Dunder Mifflin/Sabre's next big idea.
    TV-14 DVS: Y
  • 11:00 am
    A Financial Secret and Fish Sauce
    Young Sheldon
    When George Sr. asks Sheldon to keep a secret from Mary, the stress of not being honest drives Sheldon to hide out at Tam's for his first sleepover.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 11:30 am
    A Research Study and Czechoslovakian Wedding Pastries
    Young Sheldon
    Dr. Sturgis recommends Sheldon and Missy for a university research study on twins, and Mary is unhappy when the test results go to Sheldon's head.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 12:00 pm
    Seven Deadly Sins and a Small Carl Sagan
    Young Sheldon
    Mary clashes with Sheldon's drama teacher Mr. Lundy over plans for a Halloween haunted house fundraiser for the church. Also, Georgie falls for a rebellious teenage girl that Sheldon is tutoring.
    TV-14 (DLSV) DVS: Y
  • 12:30 pm
    Carbon Dating and a Stuffed Raccoon
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon gets into trouble with fellow child genius Paige at the Science Museum, while George Sr. is forced to play therapist to Paige's bickering parents, Barry and Linda. Meanwhile, Mary, Georgie and Missy help Meemaw with a garage sale.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 1:00 pm
    An 8-Bit Princess and a Flat Tire Genius
    Young Sheldon
    When Meemaw gives Sheldon his first video game, it takes over their lives. Meanwhile, George Sr. gets jealous when Georgie bonds with Herschel at the auto shop.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 1:30 pm
    Family Dynamics and a Red Fiero
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon studies his family for a psychology project when their Thanksgiving dinner turns into a family fight after George Sr. is offered a job in Oklahoma.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 2:00 pm
    The One with the Boob Job
    Friends
    Both Monica and Chandler secretly approach Joey for a loan. Phoebe invites Mike to move in with her, and Rachel baby-proofs the apartment.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 2:30 pm
    The One with the Memorial Service
    Friends
    Ross and Chandler trade barbed insults on their alma mater's Web site.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 3:00 pm
    The One with the Lottery
    Friends
    The gang buys scads of lottery tickets for the multimillion-dollar jackpot.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 3:30 pm
    The One with Rachel's Dream
    Friends
    Rachel's visit to a soap opera set inspires her to dream about Joey. Chandler takes Ross on a weekend getaway after Monica cannot take time off from work.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 4:00 pm
    The One with the Soap Opera Party
    Friends
    Ross invites an attractive paleontologist to a rooftop Days of Our Lives party being thrown by Joey.
    TV-PG (S) DVS: Y
  • 4:30 pm
    The One with the Fertility Test
    Friends
    Monica and Chandler run into an old acquaintance when they secretly go to a fertility clinic. Ross helps Joey woo the same professor he wants to date.
    TV-14 (D) DVS: Y
  • 5:00 pm
    The One with the Donor
    Friends
    Monica and Chandler interview unsuspecting candidates, hoping to find the right man to father their baby.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 5:30 pm
    The One in Barbados, Part 1
    Friends
    The gang heads to Barbados for a paleontology convention where Ross is the keynote speaker. David prepares to propose to Phoebe, but ex-boyfriend Mike is not yet out of the picture.
    TV-PG (DS) DVS: Y
  • 6:00 pm
    The One in Barbados Part 2
    Friends
    The gang heads to Barbados for a paleontology convention where Ross is the keynote speaker; David prepares to propose to Phoebe, but ex-boyfriend Mike is not yet out of the picture.
    TV-PG (DS) DVS: Y
  • 6:30 pm
    The One After Joey and Rachel Kiss
    Friends
    In Barbados, Monica, Chandler and Phoebe eavesdrop on their friends' passionate encounters. Monica styles her hair to look like a blowfish, and Phoebe and Mike rekindle their romance.
    TV-PG (DS) DVS: Y
  • 7:00 pm
    The One Where Ross Is Fine
    Friends
    Ross drinks too much alcohol at dinner with Rachel, Joey and Charlie. Frank Jr. cannot cope with his precocious triplets.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 7:30 pm
    The One with Ross's Tan
    Friends
    Rachel and Joey nervously anticipate their first real date. Monica and Phoebe try to avoid an obnoxious friend with a fake British accent, and Ross emerges from a tanning booth with a two-toned appearance.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 8:00 pm
    The Zarnecki Incursion
    The Big Bang Theory
    The guys become sleuths to find out who hacked Sheldon's online-game account.
    TV-14 (L) DVS: Y
  • 8:30 pm
    The Herb Garden Germination
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Amy decide to start rumors about themselves as a social test. Meanwhile, Howard takes his relationship with Bernadette to an even higher level.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 9:00 pm
    The Agreement Dissection
    The Big Bang Theory
    Priya uses her legal expertise to rip apart Sheldon's roommate agreement, and the women take the flustered Sheldon out dancing.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 9:30 pm
    The Wildebeest Implementation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Raj makes an attempt to cure his phobia of talking to women, and Penny spies on Leonard and Priya with the help of Bernadette.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 10:00 pm
    The Engagement Reaction
    The Big Bang Theory
    Mrs. Wolowitz ends up in the hospital after Howard tells her he's marrying Bernadette. While there, Leonard stresses over Penny and Priya warming up to one another.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 2:30 am
    Mrs. California
    The Office (Season 8)
    Robert California brings his wife into the office to find her a job. Meanwhile, Dwight opens a gym in the building.
    TV-14 (L) DVS: Y
  • 3:00 am
    Christmas Wishes
    The Office (Season 8)
    Andy tries to make this year's Christmas the best ever by granting each person's holiday wishes. Meanwhile, Robert California tries to drown his sorrows at the office party.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 3:30 am
    Trivia
    The Office (Season 8)
    When Oscar joins a trivia night contest, Andy decides to get the whole office involved. Meanwhile, Dwight visits Sabre headquarters to explore other job opportunities.
    TV-14 DVS: Y
Wednesday, May 20

  • 4:00 am
    Pool Party
    The Office (Season 8)
    After Robert decides to sell his mansion following his divorce, Kevin suggests that he have an office pool party. Erin tries to make Andy jealous by flirting with Dwight. Meanwhile, Robert gives everyone a tour of his massive home.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 4:30 am
    Jury Duty
    The Office (Season 8)
    After Jim returns from jury duty, Dwight questions him on every detail of his case. Meanwhile, Angela and the senator welcome their new baby.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 5:00 am
    Special Project
    The Office (Season 8)
    After Dwight gets assigned a special project at Sabre headquarters in Tallahassee, he and Andy try to decide which Scranton employees get to go with him. Meanwhile, Pam returns from her maternity leave.
    TV-14 (L) DVS: Y
  • 5:30 am
    Tallahassee
    The Office (Season 8)
    After Dwight and his team arrive in Tallahassee, Dwight competes with his Dunder Mifflin coworkers to impress Sabre special projects president, Nellie Bertram. Back in Scranton, Andy avoids being manager when several people in the office demand raises.
    TV-14 (L) DVS: Y
  • 6:00 am
    After Hours
    The Office (Season 8)
    In Tallahassee, Dwight and Packer compete to become Nellie's VP, and Jim gets an unwelcome visitor in his room. Meanwhile, Andy makes everyone in the office stay late to cover for the people that went to Florida.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 6:30 am
    Test the Store
    The Office (Season 8)
    Dwight prepares a theatrical presentation to impress Nellie at the Sabre Store opening. In Scranton, Andy shows up to work with an embarrassing injury.
    TV-14 (LV) DVS: Y
  • 7:00 am
    Last Day in Florida
    The Office (Season 8)
    After Robert California reveals that he hates Nellie's business plan, Jim tries to save Dwight from being fired. Meanwhile, Andy learns that Erin isn't coming back to Scranton.
    TV-14 (D) DVS: Y
  • 7:30 am
    Get the Girl
    The Office (Season 8)
    Andy makes a life altering decision and drives across the country to get Erin. Meanwhile, Nellie shows up in Scranton and tries to claim the manager position.
    TV-14 DVS: Y
  • 8:00 am
    Welcome Party
    The Office (Season 8)
    Robert makes the office throw a welcome party for Nellie, and the party planners try to sabotage it. Meanwhile, Andy and Erin practice how Andy will break up with Jessica.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 8:30 am
    Angry Andy
    The Office (Season 8)
    Andy returns from his romantic quest to find his manhood in jeopardy. As he and Nellie duke it out over the manager's chair, co-workers share unwelcome advice on how to, perform. Meanwhile, Kelly is torn between the perfect man and not-so-perfect Ryan.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 9:00 am
    Fundraiser
    The Office (Season 8)
    Unemployed Andy crashes a fundraiser for the Senator and winds up adopting twelve disabled dogs. Dwight discovers that winning an auction means losing money, and Darryl teaches Nellie how to eat a taco.
    TV-14 (L) DVS: Y
  • 9:30 am
    Turf War
    The Office (Season 8)
    Andy takes a break from flambéing cherries and composing rock operas to jumpstart his Dunder Mifflin comeback. When Robert drunkenly shuts down a nearby branch, Jim and Dwight join forces to outsmart a salesman from Scranton's uglier sister city.
    TV-14 (L) DVS: Y
  • 11:00 am
    A Stunted Childhood and a Can of Fancy Mixed Nuts
    Young Sheldon
    Bazinga is born! When Sheldon learns that people with stunted childhoods can turn into social outcasts, he tries to act like a kid. Also, Meemaw and Dr. Sturgis's relationship is tested when she teaches him how to drive.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 11:30 am
    A Race of Superhumans and a Letter to Alf
    Young Sheldon
    While Missy unknowingly becomes Sheldon's test subject, Georgie joins Mary's Bible study to spend more time with his crush, Veronica.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 12:00 pm
    A Tummy Ache and a Whale of a Metaphor
    Young Sheldon
    When Sheldon gets sick and has to spend a few days in the hospital, he turns into the world's worst patient and his behavior takes a toll on everyone. Also, Missy gets a taste of what life would be like without her twin.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 12:30 pm
    A Nuclear Reactor and a Boy Called Lovey
    Young Sheldon
    While Sheldon attempts to build a nuclear reactor to power the neighborhood, Georgie is heartbroken when he learns that Veronica has a boyfriend. Also, a university party gets heated when Dr. Linkletter flirts with Meemaw.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 1:00 pm
    David, Goliath and a Yoo-hoo from the Back
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon uses his new friendship with the school bully to boss Georgie around. Also, Missy steals Meemaw's makeup for Picture Day.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 1:30 pm
    A Math Emergency and Perky Palms
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon and Dr. Sturgis have their first fight when Dr. Sturgis marks a question wrong on Sheldon's test. Mary takes over for Pastor Jeff when he's out sick.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 2:00 pm
    The One with the Cake
    Friends
    An X-rated cake is delivered to Emma's first birthday party.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 2:30 pm
    The One Where Rachel's Sister Babysits
    Friends
    Rachel convinces her sister to baby-sit over Ross' protests, and Joey writes a letter to an adoption agency on Monica and Chandler's behalf.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 3:00 pm
    The One with Ross's Grant
    Friends
    When Ross interviews with Charlie's ex-boyfriend for a prized grant, the doctor makes a shocking stipulation.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 3:30 pm
    The One with the Home Study
    Friends
    Monica and Chandler fuss over their apartment as they expect a visit from the adoption worker. Phoebe and Mike opt for a small wedding and donate the extra money to a children's charity.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 4:00 pm
    The One with the Late Thanksgiving
    Friends
    Monica prepares a Thanksgiving feast for the gang, then becomes enraged when everyone shows up late. Phoebe convinces Rachel to enter Emma in a baby beauty contest.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 4:30 pm
    The One with the Birth Mother
    Friends
    A prospective birth mother labors under a misconception about Monica and Chandler's respective occupations.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 5:00 pm
    The One Where Chandler Gets Caught
    Friends
    Rachel and Phoebe spot Chandler getting into a vehicle with a mysterious blond woman.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 5:30 pm
    The One Where the Stripper Cries
    Friends
    Joey appears as a celebrity contestant on $100,000 Pyramid. Monica and Rachel hire an ungainly stripper for Phoebe's bachelorette party.
    TV-14 (D) DVS: Y
  • 6:00 pm
    The One with Phoebe's Wedding
    Friends
    A blizzard causes Phoebe and Mike's wedding to spiral out of control. Uptight Monica steps in as her friend's wedding planner, then drives everyone crazy.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 6:30 pm
    The One Where Joey Speaks French
    Friends
    Monica and Chandler show Erica the sights but also learn their baby's biological father might be an unsavory character. Joey begs Phoebe to teach him how to speak French before an audition.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 7:00 pm
    The One with Princess Consuela
    Friends
    Rachel goes to a job interview at a restaurant and winds up sitting next to her current boss. Joey feels abandoned because Monica and Chandler are leaving.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 7:30 pm
    The One Where Estelle Dies
    Friends
    Ross tries to win back Rachel's job with her former fashion employer. Phoebe tries to keep Joey from learning about his agent's death, and Monica and Chandler make a horrifying discovery.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 8:00 pm
    The Roommate Transmogrification
    The Big Bang Theory
    Raj moves in with Sheldon when Leonard and Priya's Star Trek bedroom fantasy is too much for him, and the guys tease Howard when Bernadette gets her PhD, making Howard the only one without a doctorate.
    TV-PG (DLS) DVS: Y
  • 8:30 pm
    The Skank Reflex Analysis
    The Big Bang Theory
    On the fifth season premiere, Penny worries that she's screwed things up permanently with her friends after her night with Raj, while Sheldon takes command of the paintball team.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 9:00 pm
    The Infestation Hypothesis
    The Big Bang Theory
    A battle of wills between Sheldon and Penny leaves Amy caught in the middle, while Leonard tries to spice up his long-distance relationship with Priya (Aarti Mann).
    TV-14 (D) DVS: Y
  • 9:30 pm
    The Pulled Groin Extrapolation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Attending a co-worker's wedding, Leonard and Amy (Mayim Bialik) get to know each other better, while Howard and Bernadette spend the weekend with Mrs. Wolowitz!
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 10:00 pm
    The Wiggly Finger Catalyst
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Raj is upset he's the only one of the four guys who's not in a relationship, Penny sets out to find the perfect date, introducing him to Emily, a girl he can actually talk to!
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 10:30 pm
    The Russian Rocket Reaction
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Leonard get invited to a housewarming party at Wil Wheaton's house. Howard gets an out-of-this-world opportunity!
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 11:00 pm
    The Rhinitis Revelation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon craves attention from his visiting mother.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 11:30 pm
    The Good Guy Fluctuation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon tries to spook his friends on Halloween.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 3:00 am
    Turf War
    The Office (Season 8)
    Andy takes a break from flambéing cherries and composing rock operas to jumpstart his Dunder Mifflin comeback. When Robert drunkenly shuts down a nearby branch, Jim and Dwight join forces to outsmart a salesman from Scranton's uglier sister city.
    TV-14 (L) DVS: Y
  • 3:30 am
    Free Family Portrait Studio
    The Office (Season 8)
    Andy returns to Dunder Mifflin as a janitor, harboring a secret plan. Dwight goes to great lengths to steal a DNA sample from Angela's baby in order to prove his paternity.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
Thursday, May 21

  • 4:00 am
    New Guys
    The Office (Season 9)
    Jim and Dwight are thrown off balance by the arrival of two young employees that the others dub "the new Jim" and "Dwight, Jr." Andy comes back from Outward Bound leadership training with a desire for vengeance on Nellie. Will Oscar adopt Angela's cat?
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 4:30 am
    Roy's Wedding
    The Office (Season 9)
    The wedding toast of Pam's ex-fiancé Roy causes Pam and Jim to examine their relationship for buried secrets. Dwight stubbornly protests Nellie's mandatory charity initiative by supporting the Taliban and agreeing to live by their severe laws.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 5:00 am
    Andy's Ancestry
    The Office (Season 9)
    Darryl has a hard time in his new role as assistant regional manager when Andy flaunts his bloodlines. Dwight teaches Erin the Dothraki language to impress her boyfriend's educated family.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 5:30 am
    Work Bus
    The Office (Season 9)
    When Jim convinces Dwight that the building is unsafe, Dwight rents a bus and sets up the office inside. Nellie asks for Andy's help in adopting a baby. Meanwhile, Jim tries to make Pam happy with some pie.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 6:00 am
    Here Comes Treble
    The Office (Season 9)
    It's Halloween in the office, and Andy invites his college a cappella group to perform, which leads to a confrontation with his frenemy Broccoli Rob. Meanwhile, Dwight finds evidence that a madman is loose in the office and tries to track him down.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 6:30 am
    The Boat
    The Office (Season 9)
    Andy must man up when his Dad blows all the family money. When Dwight is interviewed on local radio, Jim and the office torture him with bizarre call-ins.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 7:00 am
    The Whale
    The Office (Season 9)
    When Dwight must sell to a woman at the lucrative Scranton White Pages, Pam and the ladies teach him how to interact with female clients. Angela suspects the Senator is cheating on her; she and Oscar spy on him at his yoga class.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 7:30 am
    The Target
    The Office (Season 9)
    Angela discovers her husband's affair with Oscar and goes to Dwight for help. Jim needs a favor from Stanley and Phyllis who milk it for all it's worth.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 8:00 am
    Dwight Christmas
    The Office (Season 9)
    When the party planning committee drops the ball on the annual Christmas party, Dwight gets everyone to celebrate with a traditional Schrute German Christmas. Darryl fears Jim has forgotten his promise to take him along to the new job in Philadelphia.
    TV-14 (D) DVS: Y
  • 8:30 am
    Lice
    The Office (Season 9)
    Pam accidentally brings lice into the office and lets Meredith take the fall, while Dwight vows to destroy the parasites. Meanwhile, Jim has a fantastic day in Philly wooing a potential business associate.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 9:00 am
    Suit Warehouse
    The Office (Season 9)
    Clark returns from his sex jaunt with Jan and gifts the office with a new espresso maker, which everyone abuses. Dwight takes him to sell a father-son suit warehouse. Meanwhile, Darryl interviews at Jim's company and Pam comes for a surprise visit.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 11:00 am
    A Loaf of Bread and a Grand Old Flag
    Young Sheldon
    Things spiral out of control when Sheldon boycotts his favorite bread company and ends up on the local news. Meanwhile, Georgie offers Veronica a shoulder to cry on when she's dumped by her boyfriend.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 11:30 am
    Albert Einstein and the Story of Another Mary
    Young Sheldon
    Inspired by his hero, Albert Einstein, Sheldon tries his hand at the violin. Also, Mary and Meemaw secretly buy a pregnancy test when Mary thinks she's pregnant.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 12:00 pm
    A Perfect Score and a Bunsen Burner Marshmallow
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon moves in with Dr. Sturgis for the weekend to see what his life would be like in college. Also, a lonely Mary tries to bond with the other Coopers during Sheldon's absence.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 12:30 pm
    A Political Campaign and a Candy Land Cheater
    Young Sheldon
    Unhappy that school funds are going toward football rather than academics, Sheldon decides to run for class president.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 1:00 pm
    A Proposal and a Popsicle Stick Cross
    Young Sheldon
    Georgie is thrilled when Veronica stays at the Coopers' for a few days. Meanwhile, Meemaw and Dr. Sturgis celebrate their one-year anniversary.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 1:30 pm
    A Broken Heart and a Crock Monster
    Young Sheldon
    The Coopers help a brokenhearted Pastor Jeff through a rough patch in his marriage. Meanwhile, Sheldon pressures church members for donations when Mary takes him to work for a day.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 2:00 pm
    The One with Rachel's Going Away Party
    Friends
    One of the guys becomes offended when Rachel does not give him the same goodbye she gives the others.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 2:30 pm
    The Last One: Part 1
    Friends
    The six friends say goodbye and embark on the next chapters of their lives.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 3:00 pm
    The Last One: Part 2
    Friends
    The six friends say goodbye and embark on the next chapters of their lives.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 3:30 pm
    The One Where Monica Gets a Roommate
    Friends
    After Rachel leaves her fiance at the altar, she moves in with Monica and finds that independence is not so easy, particularly without Daddy's credit cards.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 4:00 pm
    The One with the Sonogram
    Friends
    Ross is stunned to learn his ex-wife is pregnant with their child. Monica's dinner for her overly critical parents is a disaster.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 4:30 pm
    The One with the Thumb
    Friends
    The group loves Monica's new boyfriend. Chandler resumes smoking, and Phoebe receives a large sum of money unexpectedly.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 5:00 pm
    The One with George Stephanopoulos
    Friends
    While the men attend a hockey game and end up at a hospital, the women spy on President Clinton's top aide, George Stephanopoulos, who lives across the street. Rachel receives her first paycheck.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 5:30 pm
    The One with the East German Laundry Detergent
    Friends
    While Phoebe and Chandler end their respective romantic relationships, Rachel and Ross do laundry together on their first date.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 6:00 pm
    The One with the Butt
    Friends
    Joey gets a film role as a stand-in for Al Pacino's butt. Ross tries to be less conservative. Chandler has an affair with a married woman.
    TV-14 (S) DVS: Y
  • 6:30 pm
    The One with the Blackout
    Friends
    A citywide power outage leaves Chandler stranded in the vestibule for an automatic banking machine with gorgeous model Jill Connick. Ross tries to ask Rachel out on a date. Joey learns Monica used to be infatuated with him.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 7:00 pm
    The One Where Nana Dies Twice
    Friends
    When Ross and Monica's grandmother dies, the whole gang attends the funeral service. Chandler questions his sexual persona when a co-worker wants to arrange a date for him with another guy.
    TV-14 DVS: Y
  • 7:30 pm
    The One Where Underdog Gets Away
    Friends
    Monica intends to host a cozy Thanksgiving feast in her apartment with her friends but her plans go awry, and the feast becomes a fiasco.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 8:00 pm
    The Isolation Permutation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Bernadette and Penny shop for wedding dresses without Amy.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 8:30 pm
    The Ornithophobia Diffusion
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon must overcome his fear of birds.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 9:00 pm
    The Flaming Spittoon Acquisition
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon becomes jealous when Stuart asks Amy for a date.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 9:30 pm
    The Speckerman Recurrance
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard comes face-to-face with his high school bully.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 10:00 pm
    The Shiny Trinket Maneuver
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon gets in trouble with Amy, and it's up to Penny to teach him how to be a better boyfriend. Howard, meanwhile, must come to grips with Bernadette's dislike of children.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 10:30 pm
    The Recombination Hypothesis
    The Big Bang Theory
    Everything might change when Leonard offers Penny a spur of the moment invitation to a romantic dinner for two on the 100th episode of the series.
    TV-14 (DLS) DVS: Y
  • 11:00 pm
    The Beta Test Initiation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard and Penny "beta test" their relationship.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 11:30 pm
    The Friendship Contraction
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon's selfish demands force Leonard to reconsider their friendship. Meanwhile, Howard tries to pick his astronaut nickname. NASA astronaut Mike Massimino guest stars.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 12:00 am
    The Vacation Solution
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Sheldon is forced to take a vacation by the university, he goes to work with Amy in her neurobiology lab.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 12:30 am
    The Rothman Disintegration
    The Big Bang Theory
    When a corner office at the University opens up, Sheldon must compete for it with his office nemesis, Barry Kripke. Meanwhile, Penny receives an unusual gift from Amy.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 1:00 am
    The Werewolf Transformation
    The Big Bang Theory
    A change in Sheldon's routine forces him to re-evaluate his entire life, when his barber is sick. Meanwhile, Howard rethinks his decision to go into space after astronaut training.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 1:30 am
    The Weekend Vortex
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon chooses to participate in a guys-only weekend Star Wars gaming marathon rather than go with Amy to her aunt's birthday party -- and gets a lesson from Penny and Amy.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 2:00 am
    The Transporter Malfunction
    The Big Bang Theory
    It's a dream come true for Sheldon when he has a close encounter with his hero, Mr. Spock -- legendary sci-fi icon Leonard Nimoy.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 2:30 am
    The Hawking Excitation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon has a chance to meet his hero, Stephen Hawking.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 3:00 am
    Junior Salesman
    The Office (Season 9)
    David Wallace tasks Dwight with finding a new part time salesman to fill in for Jim. Dwight assembles a super-team of his cronies, starting with Mose. Pam tries to figure out who will be her new desk mate.
    TV-PG (V) DVS: Y
  • 3:30 am
    Vandalism
    The Office (Season 9)
    When Pam asks the office to help her track down the vandal who defaced her mural, Dwight and Nellie spring to action. Darryl has difficulty dealing with Jim's cleanliness habits in their shared Philly apartment.
    TV-14 (LV) DVS: Y
Friday, May 22

  • 4:00 am
    Couples Discount
    The Office (Season 9)
    The office pairs off into pretend couples to take advantage of a Valentine's Day discount at a local mini-mall. Erin assures Pete she will break up with Andy when he returns, but he has good reason to doubt her.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 4:30 am
    Moving On - Part 1
    The Office (Season 9)
    Pam interviews for a job in Philadelphia with a manager who gives her déjà vu. Dwight brings Angela with him on a mission to clean his elderly Aunt Shirley. Andy returns from his long boat voyage.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 5:00 am
    Moving On - Part 2
    The Office (Season 9)
    Pam interviews for a job in Philadelphia with a manager who gives her déjà vu. Dwight brings Angela with him on a mission to clean his elderly Aunt Shirley. Andy returns from his long boat voyage.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 5:30 am
    The Farm
    The Office (Season 9)
    Dwight travels home for a customary Schrute funeral. He and his siblings receive a surprise inheritance that's not entirely welcome. Back at Dunder Mifflin, Todd Packer tries to make amends for a lifetime of bad behavior.
    TV-PG (LV) DVS: Y
  • 6:00 am
    Promos
    The Office (Season 9)
    Everyone in the office is excited when promos start running on TV for the documentary. Dwight makes Angela jealous when he starts dating a brussel sprout farmer. Meanwhile Jim has a big meeting with Major League baseball player Ryan Howard.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 6:30 am
    Stairmageddon
    The Office (Season 9)
    "Stairmageddon" strikes the office when the elevator goes out and everyone is forced to take the stairs. Dwight forces Stanley to do an important sales call. Pam and Jim find comfort in talking with Nellie and Toby about marital troubles.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 7:00 am
    Paper Airplane
    The Office (Season 9)
    Dwight and Angela compete in an office-wide paper airplane contest with a cash prize. Local talent agent Carla Fern helps Andy with his first acting role in an industrial film. Jim and Pam try to use new skills they have learned in couples counseling.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 7:30 am
    Livin' the Dream - Part 1
    The Office (Season 9)
    Andy tries to work up the nerve to quit his job and pursue his dreams of stardom. Dwight finally receives his karate black belt from his new sensei and has his best day ever at work. Jim returns to Scranton to spend more quality time with Pam.
    TV-14 (L) DVS: Y
  • 8:00 am
    Livin' the Dream - Part 2
    The Office (Season 9)
    Andy tries to work up the nerve to quit his job and pursue his dreams of stardom. Dwight finally receives his karate black belt from his new sensei and has his best day ever at work. Jim returns to Scranton to spend more quality time with Pam.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 8:30 am
    A.A.R.M. - Part 1
    The Office (Season 9)
    As the office readies for the premiere of the documentary that night, Jim convinces Dwight, who is planning to propose to Esther, that he needs an Assistant to the Assistant Regional Manager, and holds tryouts to find the best candidate.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 9:00 am
    Tearjerker
    American Dad
    Stan and the family are characters in a James Bond-style spoof. Stan must stop Tearjerker, played by Roger, a diabolical film producer who makes movies that can kill.
    TV-14 (DSV) DVS: Y
  • 11:00 am
    A Swedish Science Thing and the Equation for Toast
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon invites the entire school to a party for the Nobel Prize announcements. Meanwhile, Meemaw learns more about Dr. Sturgis's past, and Georgie's desire for cable TV leads to a standoff between him and his dad.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 11:30 am
    Quirky Eggheads and Texas Snow Globes
    Young Sheldon
    Mary worries about Sheldon's mental health.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 12:00 pm
    A Broom Closet and Satan's Monopoly Board
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon takes his education into his own hands.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 12:30 pm
    An Entrepreneurialist and a Swat on the Bottom
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon leaves town after a fight with Meemaw and his parents.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 1:00 pm
    Hobbitses, Physicses and a Ball with Zip
    Young Sheldon
    On a science break, Sheldon discovers The Lord of the Rings.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 1:30 pm
    A Pineapple and the Bosom of Male Friendship
    Young Sheldon
    Dr. Sturgis returns from the mental hospital.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 2:00 pm
    The One with the Monkey
    Friends
    The friends promise to celebrate New Year's Eve without dates but soon all their plans change. Ross gets a pet monkey.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 2:30 pm
    The One with Mrs. Bing
    Friends
    Chandler's flamboyant mother comes to New York for a visit. Phoebe and Monica cause a traffic accident.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 3:00 pm
    The One with the Dozen Lasagnas
    Friends
    Rachel's Italian boyfriend tries to seduce Phoebe. Rachel accidentally reveals a secret to Ross. Monica's aunt refuses to take the lasagnas she ordered from Monica.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 3:30 pm
    The One with the Boobies
    Friends
    Chandler sees Rachel nude. Joey learns his father is having an affair.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 4:00 pm
    The One with the Candy Hearts
    Friends
    On Valentine's Day, Ross meets his ex-wife while on his first date in nine years. The girls rebel by burning mementos of past relationships.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 4:30 pm
    The One with the Stoned Guy
    Friends
    A restaurant owner interviews Monica for a chef's position. Ross asks Joey how to talk dirty to women.
    TV-14 DVS: Y
  • 5:00 pm
    The One with Two Parts: Part 1
    Friends
    Phoebe's twin sister causes confusion and conflict. Ross attends childbirth classes with his ex-wife and her girlfriend.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 5:30 pm
    The One with Two Parts: Part 2
    Friends
    Rachel and Monica squabble over two handsome doctors. Ross ponders his impending fatherhood with his own father.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 6:00 pm
    The One with All the Poker
    Friends
    The women lose money in a poker game with the men. After getting advice from a champion card player, they demand a rematch.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 6:30 pm
    The One Where the Monkey Gets Away
    Friends
    Rachel accidentally lets Ross' pet monkey escape, and the friends form a search party. Rachel learns that her former best friend is engaged to marry Rachel's former fianc?.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 7:00 pm
    The One with the Evil Orthodontist
    Friends
    Rachel reunites with her duplicitous ex-fiance. Chandler agonizes about a woman who doesn't call him after the first date.
    TV-14 (S) DVS: Y
  • 7:30 pm
    The One with the Fake Monica
    Friends
    Monica meets a woman who helps her live out her fantasies. Ross' pet monkey becomes sexually mature and makes everyone crazy.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 8:00 pm
    The Stag Convergence
    The Big Bang Theory
    Howard's wedding plans are in jeopardy after the guys (and Wil Wheaton) throw him a bachelor party and details of his sexual history are leaked online.
    TV-14 (D) DVS: Y
  • 8:30 pm
    The Launch Acceleration
    The Big Bang Theory
    When NASA reschedules Howard's mission and puts his wedding plans in jeopardy, he's forced to face his fears and Bernadette's dad (Casey Sander).
    TV-PG (V) DVS: Y
  • 9:00 pm
    The Countdown Reflection
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Howard and Bernadette decide they want to be married before his NASA space launch, the gang rushes to put on a wedding, on the fifth season finale.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 9:30 pm
    The Date Night Variable
    The Big Bang Theory
    On the sixth season premiere, Howard discovers that he can't escape his mother -- even in space! Back on earth, meanwhile, Raj turns his existence as a third wheel into an art form.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 10:00 pm
    The Decoupling Fluctuation
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Sheldon learns that Penny is thinking about breaking up with Leonard, he tries to intervene. Meanwhile, Howard is being picked on in space by the other astronauts.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 10:30 pm
    The Higgs Boson Observation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Amy's nervous when Sheldon hires Alex, a female assistant.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 11:00 pm
    The Re-Entry Minimization
    The Big Bang Theory
    Howard returns from space -- without the welcome he wanted.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 11:30 pm
    The Holographic Excitation
    The Big Bang Theory
    The gang celebrates Halloween at Stuart's comic book store. Meanwhile, Leonard and Penny discover a new spark in their relationship when he seduces her with science.
    TV-PG (DLS) DVS: Y
  • 12:00 am
    The Extract Obliteration
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon's friendship with renowned scientist Stephen Hawking is threatened by a game of "Words with Friends," while Penny secretly enrolls in a class at the local college.
    TV-14 (L) DVS: Y
  • 12:30 am
    The Habitation Configuration
    The Big Bang Theory
    Bernadette pressures Howard to move out of his mother's house, while Sheldon finds himself caught in the middle of a fight between Amy and Wil Wheaton.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 1:00 am
    The 43 Peculiarity
    The Big Bang Theory
    Howard and Raj try to solve a mystery about Sheldon.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 1:30 am
    The Parking Spot Escalation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Howard battle over an assigned parking spot.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 2:00 am
    Jurassic Park
    John Hammond has invited three dinosaur experts see his park before it opens. The park is on an island off Costa Rica and is populated by actual, living dinosaurs Hammond has created using DNA harvested from prehistoric insects.
    TV-PG (LV) DVS: Y
Saturday, May 23

  • 7:15 am
    Jurassic Park
    John Hammond has invited three dinosaur experts see his park before it opens. The park is on an island off Costa Rica and is populated by actual, living dinosaurs Hammond has created using DNA harvested from prehistoric insects.
    TV-PG (LV) DVS: Y
  • 10:00 am
    A.A.R.M. - Part 2
    The Office (Season 9)
    As the office readies for the premiere of the documentary that night, Jim convinces Dwight, who is planning to propose to Esther, that he needs an Assistant to the Assistant Regional Manager, and holds tryouts to find the best candidate.
    TV-14 (L) DVS: Y
  • 10:30 am
    Finale - Part 1
    The Office (Season 9)
    Months after the airing of the documentary, the workers of Dunder Mifflin, past and present, gather for a wedding and a final round of interviews. Mysteries are solved, hatchets are buried, pranks are prunked.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 11:00 am
    Finale - Part 2
    The Office (Season 9)
    Months after the airing of the documentary, the workers of Dunder Mifflin, past and present, gather for a wedding and a final round of interviews. Mysteries are solved, hatchets are buried, pranks are prunked.
    TV-14 (L) DVS: Y
  • 11:30 am
    Pilot
    The Office (Season 1)
    When a documentary crew comes to the offices of Dunder Mifflin to observe the employees and learn about modern management, manager Michael Scott tries to paint a happy picture of his domain, but his jokes keep falling flat.
    TV-14 (L) DVS: Y
  • 12:00 pm
    Diversity Day
    The Office (Season 1)
    Michael's offensive behavior prompts the company to sponsor a seminar on racial tolerance and diversity. Jim has trouble securing his biggest yearly commission.
    TV-14 DVS: Y
  • 12:30 pm
    Health Care
    The Office (Season 1)
    When forced to pick a cheaper health care plan, Michael, rather than lose popularity points with his staff, shirks the responsibility to Dwight.
    TV-14 DVS: Y
  • 1:00 pm
    The One with the Ick Factor
    Friends
    Monica finds out more than she wants to know about her latest love. Chandler's friends at work treat him differently since his promotion. Ross' ex-wife begins giving birth.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 1:30 pm
    The One with the Birth
    Friends
    When Carol gives birth, Ross and Susan almost miss the event. Joey befriends an unmarried pregnant woman.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 2:00 pm
    The One Where Rachel Finds Out
    Friends
    Rachel finds out about Ross' secret love for her but another surprise awaits her.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 2:30 pm
    The One with Ross's New Girlfriend
    Friends
    Rachel gets an unpleasant surprise when Ross returns home. Phoebe has varied success cutting the friends' hair.
    TV-14 DVS: Y
  • 3:00 pm
    The One with the Breast Milk
    Friends
    Phoebe unwittingly disgusts everybody. Joey competes with a fellow salesman.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 3:30 pm
    The One Where Heckles Dies
    Friends
    The downstairs neighbor dies and bequeaths his strange possessions to Monica and Rachel.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 4:00 pm
    The One with Phoebe's Husband
    Friends
    Everyone is surprised when Phoebe's husband shows up.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 4:30 pm
    The One with Five Steaks and an Eggplant
    Friends
    The friends want to give Ross a birthday party but disagree about money. Monica gets promoted and learns a tough lesson.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 5:00 pm
    The One with the Baby on the Bus
    Friends
    Joey and Chandler try to attract women with baby Ben. Phoebe gets terminated from her singing job and replaced by a professional, Stephanie.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 5:30 pm
    The One Where Ross Finds Out
    Friends
    Dramatic developments occur in Ross and Rachel's relationship. Chandler regrets asking Monica to help him lose weight.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 6:00 pm
    Jurassic Park III
    Dr. Alan Grant is persuaded by Paul Kirby and his wife to accompany them on an aerial tour of Isla Sorna. This island, once InGen's site B, has become both a primordial breeding ground for John Hammond's dinosaurs.
    TV-PG (LV) DVS: Y
  • 8:00 pm
    The Lost World: Jurassic Park
    Steven Spielberg directs this sequel in which Ian Malcolm (Jeff Goldblum) relives his worst nightmare when he discovers that his girlfriend (Julianne Moore) has traveled to Isla Sorna as part of a project to save the remaining dinosaurs.
    TV-PG (LV) DVS: Y
  • 1:30 am
    The Fish Guts Displacement
    The Big Bang Theory
    Howard bonds with his father-n-law on a fishing trip.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 2:00 am
    The Santa Simulation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon unwillingly revisits some Christmas memories during a lively game of Dungeons and Dragons, while Raj joins the girls for ladies night out.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 2:30 am
    The Egg Salad Equivalency
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon is accused of sexual harassment at the University and winds up dragging Leonard, Raj and Howard into the fray.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 3:00 am
    The Bakersfield Expedition
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard's car is stolen when the guys take a road trip to a comic book convention in Bakersfield, dressed as Star Trek characters.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 3:30 am
    The Cooper/Kripke Inversion
    The Big Bang Theory
    Outraged that he's being forced to work with his university nemesis, Barry Kripke (John Ross Bowie), Sheldon faces a crisis of conscience.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
Sunday, May 24

  • 4:00 am
    There Will Be Blood
    Foul Play With Anthony Davis
    Anthony Davis pranks NFL star linebacker Daiyan Henley with a lost-pet charity gone wrong, while pro-wrestling icon Sting pushes fellow wrestler Darby Allin into a tense moral standoff after they discover a bag of stolen cash just as the police arrive.
    TV-14 (L) DVS: Y
  • 4:30 am
    Bet the Farm
    Foul Play With Anthony Davis
    Anthony Davis and Dude Perfect's Cody Jones push Dereck Lively into a game-show disaster, while USC basketball player JuJu Watkins and coach Lindsey Gottliab prank their team with a fake meeting that leaves them stranded on a haunted abandoned floor.
    TV-14 (L) DVS: Y
  • 5:00 am
    The Lost World: Jurassic Park
    Steven Spielberg directs this sequel in which Ian Malcolm (Jeff Goldblum) relives his worst nightmare when he discovers that his girlfriend (Julianne Moore) has traveled to Isla Sorna as part of a project to save the remaining dinosaurs.
    TV-PG (LV) DVS: Y
  • 8:00 am
    Jurassic Park III
    Dr. Alan Grant is persuaded by Paul Kirby and his wife to accompany them on an aerial tour of Isla Sorna. This island, once InGen's site B, has become both a primordial breeding ground for John Hammond's dinosaurs.
    TV-PG (LV) DVS: Y
  • 10:00 am
    Bet the Farm
    Foul Play With Anthony Davis
    Anthony Davis and Dude Perfect's Cody Jones push Dereck Lively into a game-show disaster, while USC basketball player JuJu Watkins and coach Lindsey Gottliab prank their team with a fake meeting that leaves them stranded on a haunted abandoned floor.
    TV-14 (L) DVS: Y
  • 10:30 am
    There Will Be Blood
    Foul Play With Anthony Davis
    Anthony Davis pranks NFL star linebacker Daiyan Henley with a lost-pet charity gone wrong, while pro-wrestling icon Sting pushes fellow wrestler Darby Allin into a tense moral standoff after they discover a bag of stolen cash just as the police arrive.
    TV-14 (L) DVS: Y
  • 11:00 am
    The One with the List
    Friends
    Rachel makes a painful discovery concerning Ross. Monica's new boss gives her an impossible task.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 11:30 am
    The One with Phoebe's Dad
    Friends
    Phoebe learns the surprising truth about her father. Ross makes Monica's Christmas party guests miserable.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 12:00 pm
    The One with Russ
    Friends
    Joey gets a great acting opportunity. Rachel dates a guy who is amazingly similar to Ross.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 12:30 pm
    The One with the Lesbian Wedding
    Friends
    Carol and Susan prepare for their wedding with some help from an uncomfortable Ross.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 1:00 pm
    The One After the Super Bowl: Part 1
    Friends
    Ross searches for his former pet monkey. Joey dates an obsessed fan.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 1:30 pm
    The One After the Super Bowl: Part 2
    Friends
    Ross spends some quality time with Marcel, his former pet monkey. Chandler gets a big surprise from a sexy former classmate.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 2:00 pm
    The One with the Prom Video
    Friends
    Monica's old home video shows Ross' true feelings for Rachel. Joey gives a gaudy gift to Chandler.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 2:30 pm
    The One Where Ross and Rachel...You Know
    Friends
    Ross and Rachel encounter obstacles to romance. Monica becomes enamored with a handsome, older doctor.
    TV-14 (S) DVS: Y
  • 3:00 pm
    The One Where Joey Moves Out
    Friends
    Monica's parents find out about her middle-aged boyfriend. Chandler and Joey argue and it could mean the end of their living arrangement.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 3:30 pm
    The One Where Eddie Moves In
    Friends
    Joey wants to move back in with Chandler, but there's a new problem. Phoebe tapes a rock video. Ross upsets Monica.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 4:00 pm
    The One Where Dr. Ramoray Dies
    Friends
    Monica and Richard experience the same romantic problems as Rachel and Ross. Joey's ill-advised comments to a fan magazine threaten his acting career.
    TV-14 (S) DVS: Y
  • 4:30 pm
    The One Where Eddie Won't Go
    Friends
    Chandler wants his annoying new roommate to move out. Joey's exorbitant bills come due. The women learn from a book about personal empowerment.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 5:00 pm
    The One Where Old Yeller Dies
    Friends
    Monica's boyfriend impresses Chandler and Joey. Phoebe finds out what she missed as a child.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 5:30 pm
    The One with the Bullies
    Friends
    Two bullies eject Chandler and Ross from Central Perk. Phoebe meets a brother she never knew she had.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 6:00 pm
    National Treasure: Book of Secrets
    An artifact surfaces implicating Ben's great-great grandfather as a co-conspirator in Abraham Lincoln's assassination. He sets out to prove his ancestor's innocence, following clues that ultimately lead to one of the world's most sought-after treasures.
    TV-PG (V) DVS: Y
  • 8:30 pm
    National Treasure
    An adventurer must steal the Declaration of Independence and use its hidden map to find a legendary fortune.
    TV-PG (V) DVS: Y
  • 11:00 pm
    National Treasure: Book of Secrets
    An artifact surfaces implicating Ben's great-great grandfather as a co-conspirator in Abraham Lincoln's assassination. He sets out to prove his ancestor's innocence, following clues that ultimately lead to one of the world's most sought-after treasures.
    TV-PG (V) DVS: Y
  • 1:30 am
    The Spoiler Alert Segmentation
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Sheldon and Leonard fight, it affects Penny and Amy's living arrangements. Meanwhile, Raj takes care of Mrs. Wolowitz while Howard is away.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 2:00 am
    The Tangible Affection Proof
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon struggles to find a Valentine's gift for Amy.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 2:30 am
    The Monster Isolation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Raj vows never to leave his apartment after a horrible date.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 3:00 am
    The Contractual Obligation Implementation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard, Sheldon and Howard try to advance the cause of women in science by speaking with junior high girls about their future careers, while Raj plans his date with Lucy.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 3:30 am
    The Closet Reconfiguration
    The Big Bang Theory
    To open or not to open? When Howard finds a letter from his father, he's forced to confront his past. And Leonard and Penny throw a grown-up cocktail party at the apartment.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
Monday, May 25

  • 4:00 am
    National Treasure
    An adventurer must steal the Declaration of Independence and use its hidden map to find a legendary fortune.
    TV-PG (V) DVS: Y
  • 11:00 am
    A Parasol and a Hell of an Arm
    Young Sheldon
    Missy tries out for the baseball team.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 11:30 am
    Pongo Pygmaeus and a Culture That Encourages Spitting
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon starts the first internet flame war.
    TV-PG (LV) DVS: Y
  • 12:00 pm
    The Sin of Greed and a Chimichanga from Chi-Chi's
    Young Sheldon
    The university tries to recruit Sheldon, through George.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 1:00 pm
    Teenager Soup and a Little Ball of Fib
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon faces his fear of the swimming pool.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 1:30 pm
    A Live Chicken, A Fried Chicken and Holy Matrimony
    Young Sheldon
    Mary plans Pastor Jeff's wedding.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 2:00 pm
    The Accountant
    Ben Affleck stars in this action thriller as Christian Wolff, a math expert with high-functioning autism who's closer to numbers than people. Behind the cover of a small-town CPA office, Wolff works for the world's most dangerous criminals.
    TV-14 (DLV) DVS: Y
  • 8:00 pm
    The Tenure Turbulence
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard, Sheldon and Raj fight for tenure at the University.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 8:30 pm
    The Closure Alternative
    The Big Bang Theory
    After one of his favorite TV shows gets canceled too soon, Sheldon feels lost, so Amy tries to help him get over his compulsive need for closure by retraining his brain.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 9:00 pm
    The Proton Resurgence
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard and Sheldon hire Professor Proton (Bob Newhart), the host of their favorite childhood TV show to perform. Raj leaves his dog with Howard and Bernadette.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 9:30 pm
    The Love Spell Potential
    The Big Bang Theory
    When the girls' trip to Vegas falls through, the guys invite them to a Dungeons & Dragons date night that causes Sheldon and Amy's relationship to take an unexpected turn.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 10:00 pm
    The Hofstadter Insufficiency
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard is away at sea, so Sheldon and Penny spend time together and spill some revealing secrets. Meanwhile, Howard comes to Raj's aid after his breakup with his girlfriend.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 10:30 pm
    The Deception Verification
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard returns from the North Sea expedition and finds things chilly between him and Sheldon, while Howard's relationship with his mother opens the door to questions about his masculinity.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 11:00 pm
    The Scavenger Vortex
    The Big Bang Theory
    Raj puts together a scavenger hunt that turns into serious, cutthroat competition among the gang.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 11:30 pm
    The Raiders Minimization
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon is fit to be tied when Amy ruins one of his favorite adventure films, while Leonard finds the key to getting Penny to do his bidding, and Raj and Stuart get creative with their online-dating profiles.
    TV-PG (DLS) DVS: Y
  • 12:00 am
    The Workplace Proximity
    The Big Bang Theory
    Amy takes a job at Sheldon's university, putting their relationship to the test.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 12:30 am
    The Romance Resonance
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon makes a major scientific breakthrough, but he feels it may haunt him for the rest of his career. Meanwhile, Howard makes a grand romantic gesture to Bernadette, which causes Penny to put more effort into her relationship with Leonard.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 1:00 am
    Hero to Zero
    Foul Play With Anthony Davis
    Anthony Davis lures former NFL defensive lineman Gerald McCoy into a movie audition where he damages priceless superhero memorabilia, while NBA star Austin Reaves ignites controversy by prematurely crowning a winner in a charity endurance contest.
    TV-14 (L) DVS: Y
  • 1:30 am
    There Will Be Blood
    Foul Play With Anthony Davis
    Anthony Davis pranks NFL star linebacker Daiyan Henley with a lost-pet charity gone wrong, while pro-wrestling icon Sting pushes fellow wrestler Darby Allin into a tense moral standoff after they discover a bag of stolen cash just as the police arrive.
    TV-14 (L) DVS: Y
  • 2:00 am
    The Itchy Brain Simulation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard fails to stop Sheldon from overreacting after a past slight comes to light, and as punishment Leonard must walk a mile in Sheldon's shoes. Meanwhile, Penny has a run-in with Raj's former girlfriend Lucy.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 2:30 am
    The Thanksgiving Decoupling
    The Big Bang Theory
    Howard's mother has a say when he and Bernadette host Thanksgiving dinner for the gang.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 3:00 am
    The Alliance
    The Office (Season 1)
    Amid rumors of downsizing, Michael tries to raise morale with a birthday party, even though it's no ones birthday. Dwight asks Jim to form a "Survivor"-style alliance.
    TV-14 DVS: Y
  • 3:30 am
    Basketball
    The Office (Season 1)
    Michael and gang play the warehouse workers in a not-so-friendly game of basketball. Overly confident, Michael bets that the losers will have to work on Saturday.
    TV-14 DVS: Y
Tuesday, May 26

  • 4:00 am
    Hot Girl
    The Office (Season 1)
    Dwight, Michael, and Jim all vie for the attention of an attractive woman who comes to the office to sell purses.
    TV-14 DVS: Y
  • 4:30 am
    The Dundies
    The Office (Season 2)
    The Dunder Mifflin employees suffer through the annual office awards ceremony, The Dundies, hosted by pompous boss Michael Scott at their local watering hole -- a Chili's restaurant.
    TV-14 DVS: Y
  • 5:00 am
    Sexual Harassment
    The Office (Season 2)
    Michael Scott, king of the inappropriate e-mail forward, hits a new low when his obnoxious best friend, sales rep Todd Packer, drops by for a visit.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 5:30 am
    Office Olympics
    The Office (Season 2)
    Michael has a panic attack when he tries to close the deal on his new condo. Meanwhile, while he and Dwight are away from the office, Jim and Pam organize an office Olympics where employees compete in ridiculous games.
    TV-14 DVS: Y
  • 6:00 am
    The Fire
    The Office (Season 2)
    A fire in the kitchen forces the employees of the Dunder Mifflin paper company to the parking lot where Jim suggests a game of Desert Island, and they learn more about each another than they may have cared to.
    TV-14 DVS: Y
  • 6:30 am
    Halloween
    The Office (Season 2)
    Michael is forced by corporate to fire someone, putting a damper on the Halloween festivities at Dunder-Mifflin.
    TV-14 DVS: Y
  • 7:00 am
    The Fight
    The Office (Season 2)
    After Dwight karate punches Michael, Jim organizes a lunchtime rematch at Dwight's dojo where Pam becomes annoyed when Jim gets too friendly.
    TV-14 DVS: Y
  • 7:30 am
    The Client
    The Office (Season 2)
    When Michael and Jan go after a new client, Michael surprises his boss -- in more ways than one. Meanwhile, Jim finds a screenplay written by Michael -- and the cubicle jockeys at Dunder-Mifflin have a hilarious time acting it out.
    TV-14 DVS: Y
  • 8:00 am
    Performance Review
    The Office (Season 2)
    On performance review day, the employees of Dunder Mifflin meet with Michael to discuss their work performances - but the only thing on Michael's mind is his own impending review from his own boss Jan later that day.
    TV-14 DVS: Y
  • 8:30 am
    E-Mail Surveillance
    The Office (Season 2)
    The employees at Dunder Mifflin are upset when Michael starts monitoring their emails. Pam suspects Dwight and Angela are having an affair. Michael shows up uninvited at Jim's BBQ and sings karaoke.
    TV-14 (L) DVS: Y
  • 9:00 am
    Christmas Party
    The Office (Season 2)
    Morale at the office Christmas party hits an all-time low after Michael suggests a game of Yankee Swap with the $20 secret Santa gifts -- and everyone vies for the iPod he bought for Ryan.
    TV-14 (DLS) DVS: Y
  • 9:30 am
    Booze Cruise
    The Office (Season 2)
    Michael takes the Dunder Mifflin crew on a freezing motivational booze cruise in January in an attempt to get them to accept his theories on leadership. To his frustration, they find the ship's captain more inspiring.
    TV-14 DVS: Y
  • 11:00 am
    Body Glitter and a Mall Safety Kit
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon catches Paige shoplifting.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 11:30 am
    Contracts, Rules and a Little Bit of Pig Brains
    Young Sheldon
    George and Georgie go camping with Meemaw's boyfriends.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 12:00 pm
    A Slump, a Cross and Roadside Gravel
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon and Georgie bond over a money-making opportunity.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 12:30 pm
    A Boyfriend's Ex-Wife and a Good Luck Head Rub
    Young Sheldon
    Meemaw meets Dale's ex-wife.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 1:00 pm
    Pasadena
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon visits CalTech for the very first time.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 1:30 pm
    An Academic Crime and a More Romantic Taco Bell
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon accuses Dr. Sturgis of plagiarism.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 2:00 pm
    The One with the Two Parties
    Friends
    Rachel gets a surprise at her birthday party when her parents show up.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 2:30 pm
    The One with the Chicken Pox
    Friends
    When Phoebe catches chickenpox, her chances for romance with a former lover are almost ruined. Monica worries that she is too strange for Richard.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 3:00 pm
    The One with Barry and Mindy's Wedding
    Friends
    Rachel is a bridesmaid at her ex-fianc?'s wedding. Monica and Richard's relationship is jeopardized when the subject of children is discussed.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 3:30 pm
    The One with the Princess Leia Fantasy
    Friends
    Ross' secret fantasy doesn't stay secret for long after he confides in Rachel. Chandler resumes an old relationship.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 4:00 pm
    The One Where No One's Ready
    Friends
    Ross becomes frantic trying to get everyone ready to leave to hear his speech at the museum.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 4:30 pm
    The One with the Jam
    Friends
    Monica wants to have a baby. A man is stalking Phoebe.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 5:00 pm
    The One with the Metaphorical Tunnel
    Friends
    Chandler wants to commit to a relationship with Janice. Phoebe poses as Joey's agent.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 5:30 pm
    The One with Frank Jr.
    Friends
    Phoebe tries to be more friendly with her half-brother. Ross meets Isabella Rossellini.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 6:00 pm
    The One with the Flashback
    Friends
    The friends recall secrets from their pasts.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 6:30 pm
    The One with the Race Car Bed
    Friends
    Joey sees Janice kissing her husband, whom she is divorcing while she dates Chandler. Rachel's father clashes with Ross.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 7:00 pm
    The One with the Giant Poking Device
    Friends
    Chandler and Janice make a difficult decision about their relationship. Monica accidentally injures Ben and tries to hide it from Ross.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 7:30 pm
    The One with the Football
    Friends
    On Thanksgiving, a good-natured football game between the friends reveals some serious rivalries.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 8:00 pm
    The Discovery Dissipation
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Sheldon's accidental scientific discovery is disproved, Amy and Leonard try to help him deal with the shame and the disappointment. Meanwhile, Howard and Bernadette open their home to Raj for a week.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 8:30 pm
    The Cooper Extraction
    The Big Bang Theory
    With Sheldon in Texas, the gang gathers to decorate for Christmas, and they each contemplate if they would have had a wonderful life had they never met him.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 9:00 pm
    The Hesitation Ramification
    The Big Bang Theory
    Penny turns to Leonard for comfort after her guest appearance on NCIS does not turn out well. She ends up putting Leonard on the spot regarding their relationship. Sheldon works on his sense of humor, and Raj practices talking to girls.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 9:30 pm
    The Occupation Recalibration
    The Big Bang Theory
    There's impactful news on the work front as Penny makes a big step toward pursuing a full-time acting career, and Sheldon is forced to take a vacation.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 2:00 am
    The Injury
    The Office (Season 2)
    Michael demands attention from the entire Dunder Mifflin office after he has a freak accident with his George Foreman grill, and Dwight begins behaving strangely following a minor car crash.
    TV-14 DVS: Y
  • 2:30 am
    The Secret
    The Office (Season 2)
    Jim is worried Michael is going to tell others that he likes Pam so he has to unfortunately go along with being his best friend, which includes a lunch trip to Hooters.
    TV-14 (L) DVS: Y
  • 3:00 am
    The Carpet
    The Office (Season 2)
    When someone soils the carpet in Michael's office, Michael begins to question his popularity with his staff. He temporarily takes Jim's desk in the bullpen in order to bond with his troops -- and initiates a sales contest to boost morale.
    TV-14 DVS: Y
  • 3:30 am
    Boys & Girls
    The Office (Season 2)
    When Jan visits the office to conduct a women in the workplace seminar with the female Dunder Mifflin employees, Michael takes the guys down to the warehouse for some male bonding.
    TV-14 DVS: Y
Wednesday, May 27

  • 4:00 am
    Valentine's Day
    The Office (Season 2)
    When Michael visits Dunder Mifflin corporate headquarters in New York on Valentine's Day, he and Jan are both in for a surprise. Meanwhile, back in Scranton, the office staff celebrates Valentine's Day grade school style.
    TV-14 DVS: Y
  • 4:30 am
    Dwight's Speech
    The Office (Season 2)
    Dunder Mifflin salesman of the year Dwight Schrute must somehow conquer his fear of public speaking for the big convention and turns for help to the worst possible teacher, Michael.
    TV-14 DVS: Y
  • 5:00 am
    Take Your Daughter to Work Day
    The Office (Season 2)
    A routine office day is upended when children descend upon Dunder Mifflin for Take Your Daughter to Work Day. Michael is surprised when he strikes up a friendship with the five-year old daughter of his sworn enemy, Toby.
    TV-14 DVS: Y
  • 5:30 am
    Michael's Birthday
    The Office (Season 2)
    In celebration of his birthday, Michael takes the Dunder Mifflin gang ice skating, while Kevin nervously waits for some medical test results.
    TV-14 DVS: Y
  • 6:00 am
    Drug Testing
    The Office (Season 2)
    When Dwight finds half a joint in the Dunder Mifflin parking lot, he puts on his Volunteer Sheriff's uniform and launches a full investigation -- prompting Michael to ask for an unusual favor. Pam playfully issues a challenge to Jim.
    TV-14 DVS: Y
  • 6:30 am
    Conflict Resolution
    The Office (Season 2)
    When Michael takes over conflict resolution duties from HR, chaos ensues at Dunder Mifflin.
    TV-14 DVS: Y
  • 7:00 am
    Casino Night
    The Office (Season 2)
    In the season finale, Michael and the Dunder Mifflin crew hold a Casino Night for charity in their warehouse and take some big gambles.
    TV-14 DVS: Y
  • 7:30 am
    Gay Witch Hunt
    The Office (Season 3)
    When Michael unintentionally outs a gay employee, he stumbles through a sensitivity mine-field. Also, we find out what happened with Jim and Pam.
    TV-14 (D) DVS: Y
  • 8:00 am
    The Convention
    The Office (Season 3)
    After meeting Jan in Philadelphia for the annual Northeastern Mid-Market Office Supply Convention, Michael enlists Dwight's help in organizing a party in his room for fellow conventioneers. Meanwhile, Ryan and Kelly join friends out on a double date.
    TV-14 DVS: Y
  • 8:30 am
    The Coup
    The Office (Season 3)
    Fed up with Michael's antics in the office, Angela pushes Dwight to take action against him. Meanwhile, Pam internet shops and has a fashion show at lunch and plays video games and gets killed again and again in virtual reality.
    TV-14 (L) DVS: Y
  • 9:00 am
    Grief Counseling
    The Office (Season 3)
    After learning that the former regional manager has tragically died, Michael attempts to compel an appropriate show of grief from the Dunder Mifflin staff as he searches for the right way to honor a company man.
    TV-14 DVS: Y
  • 9:30 am
    Initiation
    The Office (Season 3)
    New full-time employee Ryan anxiously accompanies Dwight on his first sales call, but is taken aback by the odd series of challenges Dunder Mifflin's top salesman puts him through along the way, including a side trip to the Schrute family beet farm.
    TV-14 DVS: Y
  • 11:00 am
    A Couple Bruised Ribs and a Cereal Box Ghost Detector
    Young Sheldon
    George accidentally sends the school librarian to the hospital.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 11:30 am
    A House for Sale and Serious Woman Stuff
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon sets out to find the perfect neighbors.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 12:00 pm
    A Baby Tooth and the Egyptian God of Knowledge
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon has a scientific breakthrough at the dentist's office.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 12:30 pm
    A Secret Letter and a Lowly Disc of Processed Meat
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon discovers Mary's been keeping a secret about him.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 1:00 pm
    Graduation
    Young Sheldon
    After graduating high school, Sheldon has a breakdown when he realizes he may not be ready for college. Also, Dale tries to make amends with Meemaw.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 1:30 pm
    A Docent, a Little Lady and a Bouncer Named Dalton
    Young Sheldon
    While Sheldon volunteers at a local train museum, Missy embarks on a new stage of womanhood, and Georgie discovers his mother's guilty pleasure.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 2:00 pm
    The One Where Rachel Quits
    Friends
    Rachel wonders if she'll ever get another job after she quits Central Perk. Joey's new job selling Christmas trees upsets Phoebe. Ross breaks a little girl's leg.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 2:30 pm
    The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister
    Friends
    Rachel meets a handsome stranger, who might help her career. Chandler gets into trouble with Joey's sisters.
    TV-14 DVS: Y
  • 3:00 pm
    The One with All the Jealousy
    Friends
    Ross overreacts when Rachel starts working with a handsome guy. Monica becomes enamored with a sexy busboy.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 3:30 pm
    The One Where Monica and Richard Are Just Friends
    Friends
    When Monica and Richard accidentally meet, they decide to become friends with dire consequences.
    TV-14 (S) DVS: Y
  • 4:00 pm
    The One with Phoebe's Ex-Partner
    Friends
    Phoebe's ex-singing partner wants to make Phoebe's signature song, Smelly Cat, a commercial success. Chandler dates a woman with a handicap.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 4:30 pm
    The One Where Ross and Rachel Take a Break
    Friends
    Phoebe becomes involved with a foreign diplomat. Ross becomes involved with another woman after a fight with Rachel.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 5:00 pm
    The One the Morning After
    Friends
    Ross wakes up with Chloe but an oblivious Rachel wants to resume their relationship.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 5:30 pm
    The One Without the Ski Trip
    Friends
    Ross and Rachel remain apart while their friends feel forced to choose between them.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 6:00 pm
    The One with the Hypnosis Tape
    Friends
    Phoebe is distraught when her brother wants to marry a woman twice his age. While working as a waitress, Monica gets a tip from an admirer worth a small fortune. A hypnosis tape makes Chandler act like a woman.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 6:30 pm
    The One with the Tiny T-Shirt
    Friends
    Ross is upset when Rachel returns his personal belongings and dates Mark. Monica dates a millionaire.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 7:00 pm
    The One with the Dollhouse
    Friends
    Joey thinks he's found his true love. Rachel's boss dates Chandler, creating big trouble for Rachel. Monica inherits a dollhouse.
    TV-14 (S) DVS: Y
  • 7:30 pm
    The One with a Chick and a Duck
    Friends
    When Pete buys a restaurant, Monica must make a difficult decision. Ross makes a sacrifice for Rachel. Joey buys Chandler an unusual pet.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 8:00 pm
    The Convention Conundrum
    The Big Bang Theory
    Unable to score tickets for Comic-Con, Sheldon decides to stage his own comic-book convention, while the ladies attempt to act like grown ups.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 8:30 pm
    The Locomotive Manipulation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Amy has amour on her mind when she talks Sheldon into a romantic Valentine's Day getaway to Napa Valley wine country. Back at home, Leonard and Penny make an emergency visit to the vet with Raj's dog.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 9:00 pm
    The Table Polarization
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard's purchase of a dining-room table for the apartment doesn't sit well with Sheldon, so much so that it forces him to reevaluate his life. Meanwhile, Bernadette isn't quite over the moon about Howard taking another trip to space.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 9:30 pm
    The Friendship Turbulence
    The Big Bang Theory
    Things turn rocky between Sheldon and Wolowitz after a barrage of insults, and Bernadette steps in to mediate a peace. Meanwhile, Penny is offered a movie role that may prove embarrassing.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 10:00 pm
    The Mommy Observation
    The Big Bang Theory
    While Sheldon and Howard continue their bonding, Sheldon's visit to see his mommy forces him to start addressing a new reality. The gang are subjected to a murder mystery party that leads them to speculate where they might be in 20 years.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 10:30 pm
    The Indecision Amalgamation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Raj wrestles with dating two women at the same time, Penny is offered a part in a trashy movie, and Sheldon can't decide between two gaming systems.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 11:00 pm
    The Relationship Diremption
    The Big Bang Theory
    Raj and Howard double-date, and the latter is flushed with embarrassment after Raj's girlfriend reveals a secret she knows about Howard.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 11:30 pm
    The Anything Can Happen Recurrence
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard reinstates Anything Can Happen Thursday, and it leads the regimented Sheldon to attempt something spontaneous, which creates friction among Penny, Amy and Bernadette. Raj requests help from Howard in prepping for a date with Emily.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 3:00 am
    Diwali
    The Office (Season 3)
    Michael encourages the entire Scranton branch to support Kelly by celebrating the Hindu Festival of Lights. As Ryan nervously faces Kelly's family at the event, Michael, new girlfriend Carol and the staff sample a range of Indian culture and cuisine.
    TV-14 (DS) DVS: Y
  • 3:30 am
    Branch Closing
    The Office (Season 3)
    When Jan tells Michael that the Scranton branch will be shutting down, Michael strives to keep his staff's spirits up. Meanwhile, everyone privately begins to envision how their lives will change in the aftermath.
    TV-14 DVS: Y
Thursday, May 28

  • 4:00 am
    The Merger
    The Office (Season 3)
    The Scranton branch and the Stamford branch of Dunder-Mifflin are merged; bringing old friends Jim and Pam back together after months apart. Michael and Dwight and the other employees deal with the changes.
    TV-14 DVS: Y
  • 4:30 am
    The Convict
    The Office (Season 3)
    Michael tries to be supportive after learning that one of the new employees is an ex-convict, but gets upset when the staff starts to compare the office to prison. Meanwhile, Jim "coaches" Andy when he decides to make a play for Pam.
    TV-14 (L) DVS: Y
  • 5:00 am
    A Benihana Christmas Part 1
    The Office (Season 3)
    Strife on the party planning committee results in two competing Christmas parties, while Michael is dumped for the holidays. Michael sends out an inappropriate photoshopped Christmas card and gets his heart broken for the holidays by girlfriend Carol.
    TV-14 (L) DVS: Y
  • 5:30 am
    A Benihana Christmas Part 2
    The Office (Season 3)
    Strife on the party planning committee results in two competing Christmas parties, while Michael is dumped for the holidays. Michael sends out an inappropriate photoshopped Christmas card and gets his heart broken for the holidays by girlfriend Carol.
    TV-14 (L) DVS: Y
  • 6:00 am
    Back From Vacation
    The Office (Season 3)
    Still in "vacation mode" after his trip to Jamaica, Michael tries to hang on to his relaxed island vibe despite a wave of office hassles. But it becomes too much when an e-mail containing a racy vacation photo is forwarded around the office.
    TV-14 DVS: Y
  • 6:30 am
    Traveling Salesmen
    The Office (Season 3)
    On Andy's suggestion, Michael has staffers team up for sales calls, leading to some interesting, insightful moments in the field. Meanwhile, Dwight attempts to cover for Angela after she misses an important deadline. Karen receives surprising information.
    TV-14 DVS: Y
  • 7:00 am
    The Return
    The Office (Season 3)
    Oscar returns from his long vacation with mixed emotions on whether or not he still wants to be a part of the office. Jim turns to Karen and Pam for help to stage a prank on a new target.
    TV-14 DVS: Y
  • 7:30 am
    Ben Franklin
    The Office (Season 3)
    Acting on bad advice from his friend Todd Packer, Michael brings two "adult" performers into the office -- a stripper and Ben Franklin -- in honor of Phyllis' wedding shower. Meanwhile Karen confronts Pam about her past with Jim.
    TV-14 (DS) DVS: Y
  • 8:00 am
    Phyllis' Wedding
    The Office (Season 3)
    Phyllis regrets giving Michael an important job at her wedding after several embarrassing moments. Pam has flashbacks of her own wedding planning when she sees Phyllis's decorations. Meanwhile, Dwight is determined to catch wedding crashers.
    TV-14 (L) DVS: Y
  • 8:30 am
    Business School
    The Office (Season 3)
    Ryan invites Michael to be a guest speaker at his business school. Meanwhile, Dwight battles a bat that gets loose in the office while Pam invites co-workers to her first art show.
    TV-14 DVS: Y
  • 9:00 am
    Cocktails
    The Office (Season 3)
    Michael and Jan go public with their relationship during a party at their CFO's home.
    TV-14 DVS: Y
  • 9:30 am
    The Negotiation
    The Office (Season 3)
    Darryl decides to meet with Michael to negotiate a pay increase. Meanwhile, Jim deals with the consequences of Pam's confession to Roy.
    TV-14 DVS: Y
  • 11:00 am
    Training Wheels and an Unleashed Chicken
    Young Sheldon
    With college in sight, Sheldon is determined to ride his bike without training wheels and has Missy teach him. Meanwhile, Mary and George argue over parenting styles.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 11:30 am
    Bible Camp and a Chariot of Love
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon finds himself in a fierce competition with Paige after their mothers force them to attend Vacation Bible School. Meanwhile, Georgie makes a questionable purchase.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 12:00 pm
    A Musty Crypt and a Stick to Pee On
    Young Sheldon
    While Mary and George take a trip, Georgie freaks out when his girlfriend thinks she's pregnant. Dale and Meemaw work out their relationship issues with Dungeons and Dragons.
    TV-14 (L) DVS: Y
  • 12:30 pm
    Freshman Orientation and the Invention of the Zipper
    Young Sheldon
    While college orientation does not go as Sheldon planned, Mary is mistaken for a university student and invited to a party.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 1:00 pm
    A Philosophy Class and Worms That Can Chase You
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon's first day of college is derailed by his new philosophy teacher. Also, Mary and Brenda live vicariously through Missy's first day of middle school.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 1:30 pm
    An Existential Crisis and a Bear That Makes Bubbles
    Young Sheldon
    Meemaw takes matters into her own hands when Sheldon's philosophy teacher, Professor Ericson, sends him into a tailspin.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 2:00 pm
    The One with the Screamer
    Friends
    Ross tries to convince Rachel that her date is psychotic. Joey's play gets terrible reviews.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 2:30 pm
    The One with Ross's Thing
    Friends
    Ross finds a strange growth on his buttocks. Phoebe can't choose between two guys. Monica's boyfriend surprises her.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 3:00 pm
    The One with the Ultimate Fighting Champion
    Friends
    Monica's boyfriend cannot stop fighting. Chandler's boss is overly friendly.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 3:30 pm
    The One at the Beach
    Friends
    The friends stay at a beach house. Phoebe meets someone who knows details about her family. Rachel expresses her jealousy of Ross' uninhibited girlfriend.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 4:00 pm
    The One with the Jellyfish
    Friends
    Ross loves dating Rachel again but hates what he did to accomplish the reconciliation. Phoebe gets to know her mother.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 4:30 pm
    The One with the Cat
    Friends
    Phoebe thinks her adoptive mother's spirit inhabits a stray cat. Joey's attempt to sell his entertainment center proves hazardous.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 5:00 pm
    The One with the Cuffs
    Friends
    Monica tries to prove her mother wrong. Chandler gets into an embarrassing situation while dating Rachel's boss.
    TV-14 (S) DVS: Y
  • 5:30 pm
    The One with the Ballroom Dancing
    Friends
    Joey makes an odd deal with the building superintendent to prevent him from evicting Rachel and Monica. Phoebe wants to date her sexy massage client.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 6:00 pm
    The One with Joey's New Girlfriend
    Friends
    Joey thinks Chandler hates Joey's new girlfriend -- but the truth could be even more upsetting. Ross and Rachel try to make each other jealous.
    TV-14 DVS: Y
  • 6:30 pm
    The One with the Dirty Girl
    Friends
    Ross' beautiful new girlfriend has a disgusting secret. Chandler becomes more familiar with Joey's girlfriend.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 7:00 pm
    The One Where Chandler Crosses the Line
    Friends
    Chandler is guilt-ridden after kissing Joey's girlfriend. Ross' musical talents are not as amazing as he and Phoebe think.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 7:30 pm
    The One with Chandler in a Box
    Friends
    On Thanksgiving, Joey wants to punish Chandler for kissing Kathy. Monica gets a surprise when she visits an eye doctor.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 8:00 pm
    The Proton Transmogrification
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon receives counseling from his childhood TV idol, Professor Proton, while Penny and Leonard reach a relationship milestone and turn it into a competition. Also, Bernadette and Amy turn Star Wars Day into a special event for the guys.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 8:30 pm
    The Gorilla Dissolution
    The Big Bang Theory
    A trying day at the movie shoot leaves Penny with questions about her life choices, so she decides to act on it. Caring for a bedridden Mrs. Wolowitz proves a challenge for Howard and Bernadette.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 9:00 pm
    The Status Quo Combustion
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon gets caught up in all the life-altering changes going on around him and considers a monumental move.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 9:30 pm
    The Locomotion Interruption
    The Big Bang Theory
    Amy and Leonard take a surprise road trip to Arizona, while Penny goes on a job interview at Bernadette's company, and Howard has problems wrapping his head around Stuart's relationship with Mrs. Wolowitz.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 10:00 pm
    The Junior Professor Solution
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon is ordered to teach a class, and the gang is surprised when Howard signs up to take it, and tensions between Penny and Bernadette afford Amy an opportunity to play one against the other.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 10:30 pm
    The First Pitch Insufficiency
    The Big Bang Theory
    A nervous Wolowitz is thrown for a loop when NASA asks him to toss out the first pitch at a Los Angeles Angels baseball game. Meanwhile, Sheldon brags that he and Amy are a better couple than Leonard and Penny.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 11:00 pm
    The Hook-Up Reverberation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Raj's girlfriend, Emily, gives Penny the cold shoulder after he reveals some info about their past history; and the guys contemplate buying into Stuart's comic-book emporium.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 11:30 pm
    The Focus Attenuation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Amy and Bernadette accuse former party girl Penny of becoming a party pooper when she lets an email from work impact their girls' weekend in Las Vegas. Meanwhile, the guys brainstorm about inventing something cool.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 12:00 am
    The Expedition Approximation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Raj undertake an underground research expedition that turns into a test of how long before they get under each other's skin. Meanwhile, Leonard and Penny argue about money.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 12:30 am
    The Misinterpretation Agitation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Penny's flirtatious sales pitch leaves a doctor-client smitten and the guys must pitch in to help her deal with him, while Bernadette and Amy debate whether female scientists ought to play the sexuality card.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 1:00 am
    The Prom Equivalency
    The Big Bang Theory
    Amy and Bernadette organize a prom to be held atop the guys' apartment complex but Sheldon is leery of all the prom pomp, circumstance and romancing that goes with it.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 1:30 am
    The Septum Deviation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard needs surgery for a deviated septum, and Sheldon gets his nose out of joint because he feels an operation is too dangerous and that his roommate may not make it out alive.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 2:00 am
    The Champagne Reflection
    The Big Bang Theory
    It's a banner day for Sheldon as he bids a sad farewell to his Fun With Flags podcast. Meanwhile, Leonard, Howard and Raj probe a late professor's research in search of some hidden significance.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 2:30 am
    The Clean Room Infiltration
    The Big Bang Theory
    On Christmas Eve, Amy plans a traditional Victorian dinner, while Raj, Leonard and Howard scramble to remove a pigeon that flew into the clean room at the university.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 3:00 am
    Safety Training
    The Office (Season 3)
    Andy returns to the office after anger management training, determined to make a fresh start with the Dunder-Mifflin employees. At the office it's safety-training day and Michael and Dwight are on a mission to illuminate the dangers of the workplace.
    TV-14 DVS: Y
  • 3:30 am
    Product Recall
    The Office (Season 3)
    The office is in crisis mode after a large shipment of Dunder Mifflin paper is accidentally sent out with an obscene watermark and Michael tries to manage the media with an impromptu press conference.
    TV-14 (L) DVS: Y
Friday, May 29

  • 4:00 am
    Women's Appreciation
    The Office (Season 3)
    Outrage breaks out in the office after Phyllis gets an unexpected eyeful from a flasher. Michael makes some important personal decisions when he takes the women on a special outing. Meanwhile, Dwight and Andy work on catching the predator.
    TV-14 (D) DVS: Y
  • 4:30 am
    Beach Games
    The Office (Season 3)
    Michael is being considered for a position in Corporate and has to recommend his replacement. While the group expects a fun outing at Lake Scranton, Michael has planned a day of Survivor-like competitions to find his successor.
    TV-14 DVS: Y
  • 5:00 am
    The Job - Part 1
    The Office (Season 3)
    A job opening in Corporate puts coworker against coworker as Michael, Jim, and Karen all head to New York for final interviews. Dwight's new regime institutes sweeping reforms, Pam plays an interesting role, and Jan comes in with exciting news.
    TV-14 (L) DVS: Y
  • 5:30 am
    The Job - Part 2
    The Office (Season 3)
    A job opening in Corporate puts coworker against coworker as Michael Jim and Karen all head to New York for final interviews. Dwight's new regime institutes sweeping reforms, Pam plays an interesting role and Jan comes in with exciting news.
    TV-14 (L) DVS: Y
  • 11:00 am
    Crappy Frozen Ice Cream and an Organ Grinder's Monkey
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon and his dad dine with President Hagemeyer and a university benefactor. Also, Dale and his ex-wife invite Meemaw to their son's wedding.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 11:30 am
    Cowboy Aerobics and 473 Grease-Free Bolts
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon campaigns to become Dr. Linkletter's lab assistant. Meanwhile, Georgie enlists the help of Mr. Lundy, the drama teacher, for a surprising business venture.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 12:00 pm
    A Pager, a Club and a Cranky Bag of Wrinkles
    Young Sheldon
    Dr. Linkletter pushes Sheldon to make friends with his fellow students, and Georgie gets a pager.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 12:30 pm
    A Box of Treasure and the Meemaw of Science
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon, Dr. Linkletter and Meemaw team up on a science experiment. Also, Mary is jealous that Pastor Jeff and Brenda are spending so much time together.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 1:00 pm
    The Geezer Bus and a New Model For Education
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon refuses to ride in a car after getting into an accident with Meemaw. Meanwhile, Meemaw is forced to take the church shuttle while her car is in the shop.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 1:30 pm
    Mitch's Son and the Unconditional Approval of a Government Agency
    Young Sheldon
    When the IRS accuses Sheldon of making a mistake, he stops at nothing to prove them wrong. Then, when Dale is forced to get a colonoscopy, he tries to convince Meemaw to join him.
    TV-14 (L) DVS: Y
  • 2:00 pm
    The One Where They're Going to Party!
    Friends
    The guys try to be spontaneous and wild. After Monica gives a bad restaurant review, she receives a new career opportunity. Rachel's boss offers her a promotion.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 2:30 pm
    The One with the Girl from Poughkeepsie
    Friends
    Ross struggles to maintain a long-distance relationship. Chandler tries to get a date for Rachel. Monica schemes to establish authority at her new restaurant job.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 3:00 pm
    The One with Phoebe's Uterus
    Friends
    Phoebe's half-brother makes an astounding announcement and a thought-provoking request. Joey finds himself in a class struggle.
    TV-14 (D) DVS: Y
  • 3:30 pm
    The One with the Embryos
    Friends
    Phoebe finds out whether she is pregnant or not. A simple challenge escalates into a full-blown contest between the guys and the women.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 4:00 pm
    The One with Rachel's Crush
    Friends
    Rachel schemes to get a handsome client to ask her on a date. Chandler's jealousy causes problems with his girlfriend.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 4:30 pm
    The One with Joey's Dirty Day
    Friends
    Charlton Heston finds Joey in a compromising position during a movie shoot. Rachel regrets asking Ross for a favor.
    TV-14 (S) DVS: Y
  • 5:00 pm
    The One with All the Rugby
    Friends
    Chandler's annoying former girlfriend reappears. Ross plays rugby to impress Emily with painful results.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 5:30 pm
    The One with the Fake Party
    Friends
    Trying to become better acquainted with her sexy client, Rachel inadvertently thwarts Ross' plans for a romantic evening with his girlfriend.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 6:00 pm
    The One with the Free Porn
    Friends
    Monica helps Ross tell his girlfriend that he loves her. Phoebe gets some surprising news about her pregnancy.
    TV-14 (D) DVS: Y
  • 6:30 pm
    The One with Rachel's New Dress
    Friends
    Ross and his ex-wife become jealous when their lovers go to England together. Rachel's plans to seduce her boyfriend go awry.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 7:00 pm
    The One with All the Haste
    Friends
    Drastic changes occur in Ross' relationship with Emily. Monica and Rachel will do anything to get their old apartment back from the guys.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 7:30 pm
    The One with All the Wedding Dresses
    Friends
    Rachel reacts drastically to Ross' engagement. Chandler becomes exasperated by Joey's snoring.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 8:00 pm
    The Space Probe Disintegration
    The Big Bang Theory
    While Raj eagerly awaits data from a space probe in which he was involved, Howard keeps distracting him. Later, dress shopping with Penny and Amy doesn't exactly prove to be a good fit for Leonard and Sheldon.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 8:30 pm
    The Anxiety Optimization
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon becomes concerned that his cushy lifestyle is impacting his professional progress and keeping him from achieving scientific renown, so he asks the gang to make life more difficult for him.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 9:00 pm
    The Troll Manifestation
    The Big Bang Theory
    An online troll rips Leonard and Sheldon's published physics paper, so the guys rally to defend the two and expose the bully, while a girls night out leads to Penny, Amy and Bernadette dishing about embarrassing past events.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 9:30 pm
    The Comic Book Store Regeneration
    The Big Bang Theory
    Amid the excitement of Stuart reopening his comic-book store, Howard gets some unsettling news; and after teaching Sheldon how to "let it go," Penny doesn't practice what she preaches when she learns something maddening about Amy.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 10:00 pm
    The Intimacy Acceleration
    The Big Bang Theory
    An experiment designed to make participants fall in love piques Penny and Leonard's interest, so they decide to put it to the test. Meanwhile, Leonard, Amy, Raj and Emily have an encounter with a "zombie."
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 10:30 pm
    The Colonization Application
    The Big Bang Theory
    There's trouble in paradise when Amy discovers Sheldon signed up for a one-way mission to colonize Mars, and the two get into a dogfight at a pet store. Meanwhile, Leonard makes a very "adult" purchase for Penny.
    TV-PG (DLS) DVS: Y
  • 11:00 pm
    The Leftover Thermalization
    The Big Bang Theory
    An electrical short thaws the last meal that was cooked by Mrs. Wolowitz, and the gang ponders what to do with it, while Sheldon and Leonard's work is featured in a magazine, but only one receives credit.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 11:30 pm
    The Skywalker Incursion
    The Big Bang Theory
    A speaking engagement at UC Berkeley puts Leonard and Sheldon in a galaxy not too far, far away from their idol George Lucas' Skywalker Ranch, and they considrer dropping by.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 12:00 am
    The Fortification Implementation
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Sheldon and Amy build a fort, they come to a crossroad in their relationship. Wolowitz is shocked when a man claiming to be his half-brother shows up. When Penny is invited to be on Wil's podcast, she and Leonard have an argument.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 12:30 am
    The Communication Deterioration
    The Big Bang Theory
    In the event of alien contact, NASA asks Raj to craft a message for the extraterrestrials, and the guys battle over how it should be handled. Meanwhile, Penny must decide between auditioning for a film role or keeping her job in pharmaceutical sales.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 1:00 am
    The Graduation Transmission
    The Big Bang Theory
    Wolowitz questions his abilities when he and Sheldon can't get a drone to fly. A canceled flight nearly prevents Leonard from giving the commencement address. Raj pits his parents against each other when his father cuts him off financially.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 1:30 am
    The Maternal Combustion
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard and Sheldon's mothers come to town to celebrate their sons getting an award, but the opinionated women engage in an altercation over religion.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 2:00 am
    The Commitment Determination
    The Big Bang Theory
    In the Season 8 finale, Leonard and Penny are pressured to set a wedding date by Sheldon, whose relationship with Amy has taken an interesting turn.
    TV-14 (D) DVS: Y
  • 2:30 am
    The Matrimonial Momentum
    The Big Bang Theory
    Season 9 premiere, Penny has a problem dealing with Leonard's confession about having kissed another woman, while Sheldon is confused about Amy calling a timeout on their relationship.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 3:00 am
    Hero to Zero
    Foul Play With Anthony Davis
    Anthony Davis lures former NFL defensive lineman Gerald McCoy into a movie audition where he damages priceless superhero memorabilia, while NBA star Austin Reaves ignites controversy by prematurely crowning a winner in a charity endurance contest.
    TV-14 (L) DVS: Y
  • 3:30 am
    There Will Be Blood
    Foul Play With Anthony Davis
    Anthony Davis pranks NFL star linebacker Daiyan Henley with a lost-pet charity gone wrong, while pro-wrestling icon Sting pushes fellow wrestler Darby Allin into a tense moral standoff after they discover a bag of stolen cash just as the police arrive.
    TV-14 (L) DVS: Y
Saturday, May 30

  • 4:00 am
    Godzilla vs. Kong (2021)
    Legends collide when Kong and his protectors undertake a perilous journey to find his true home. Joined by Jia, a young orphaned girl with whom he has formed a unique and powerful bond, they unexpectedly find themselves in the path of an enraged Godzilla.
    TV-14 (LV) DVS: Y
  • 6:15 am
    The Batman
    Robert Pattinson stars in the dual role of Gotham City's vigilante detective and his alter ego, reclusive billionaire Bruce Wayne.
    TV-14 (LV) DVS: Y
  • 10:00 am
    The One with the Invitation
    Friends
    Rachel and the engaged Ross reminisce separately about when they dated each other. The friends get invitations to Ross' wedding but not all of them are going.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 10:30 am
    The One with the Worst Best Man Ever
    Friends
    Joey loses Ross' treasured wedding ring. Phoebe has extreme mood variations from her pregnancy.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 11:00 am
    The One with Ross's Wedding: Part 1
    Friends
    Rachel stays home while the others go to England for Ross' wedding.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 11:30 am
    The One with Ross's Wedding: Part 2
    Friends
    Rachel frantically tries to get to London before Ross marries Emily. Ross' father clashes with Emily's.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 12:00 pm
    The One After Ross Says Rachel
    Friends
    Will Emily forgive Ross before their honeymoon? Monica and Chandler agree to end their new relationship.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 12:30 pm
    The One with All the Kissing
    Friends
    Ross' new wife won't speak to him. Rachel appoints Monica her advisor in romance. Phoebe feels neglected.
    TV-PG (S) DVS: Y
  • 1:00 pm
    The One-Hundredth
    Friends
    While Phoebe delivers triplets, Joey experiences his own pain. Monica plans a date with a male nurse to spite Chandler.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 1:30 pm
    The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS
    Friends
    Joey challenges Phoebe to perform a completely selfless act. Monica gets upset when Chandler gloats about sex. Ross might finally reconcile with Emily but he must make a tough decision.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 2:00 pm
    The One with the Kips
    Friends
    Ross tells Rachel that he cannot be around her once Emily comes to New York. Chandler and Monica try to have a romantic weekend.
    TV-14 (DS) DVS: Y
  • 2:30 pm
    The One with the Yeti
    Friends
    Will Ross obey Emily and move away from his friends? Monica and Rachel meet a monster.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 3:00 pm
    The One Where Ross Moves In
    Friends
    Joey and Chandler regret letting Ross move in with them. Rachel schemes to get her new neighbor to ask her on a date.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 3:30 pm
    The One with the Thanksgiving Flashbacks
    Friends
    The friends find out about Monica's worst Thanksgiving ever.
    TV-14 (D) DVS: Y
  • 4:00 pm
    The One with Ross' Sandwich
    Friends
    Joey becomes exasperated from hiding Chandler and Monica's secret. Ross gets in trouble when he expresses his rage.
    TV-14 (DS) DVS: Y
  • 4:30 pm
    The One with the Inappropriate Sister
    Friends
    A bored Ross creates havoc in Joey and Chandler's lives. Rachel is disturbed by her date's inappropriate relationship with his sister.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 5:00 pm
    The One with All the Resolutions
    Friends
    On New Year's Eve, the friends make resolutions for the coming year but keeping them proves difficult.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 5:30 pm
    The One with Chandler's Work Laugh
    Friends
    Chandler's behavior toward his boss annoys Monica. Ross' latest romance astounds everyone.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 6:00 pm
    The One with Joey's Bag
    Friends
    Phoebe meets another long-lost relative. Joey wears a shoulder bag.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 6:30 pm
    The One Where Everybody Finds Out
    Friends
    Chandler and Monica's relationship becomes less of a secret. Ross must prove to his boss that he's sane in order to return to work.
    TV-14 (DS) DVS: Y
  • 7:00 pm
    The One with the Girl Who Hits Joey
    Friends
    Chandler thinks Monica wants more from their relationship. Ross fails to impress his new neighbors.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 7:30 pm
    The One with the Cop
    Friends
    Joey wonders if he is in love with Monica. Phoebe impersonates a police officer.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 8:00 pm
    The One with Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss
    Friends
    Rachel interviews for a great job but she may get it for the wrong reason. Monica competes to have a better relationship than Phoebe's.
    TV-14 (DS) DVS: Y
  • 8:30 pm
    Godzilla: King of the Monsters
    Five years after San Francisco got nearly destroyed, the world is in danger once more with the awakening of more beasts. Out of control, Godzilla, Mothra, Rodan and the omnipotent Ghidorah battle for the title of King of the Monsters.
    TV-14 (LV) DVS: Y
  • 11:00 pm
    Godzilla vs. Kong (2021)
    Legends collide when Kong and his protectors undertake a perilous journey to find his true home. Joined by Jia, a young orphaned girl with whom he has formed a unique and powerful bond, they unexpectedly find themselves in the path of an enraged Godzilla.
    TV-14 (LV) DVS: Y
Sunday, May 31

  • 4:00 am
    Godzilla: King of the Monsters
    Five years after San Francisco got nearly destroyed, the world is in danger once more with the awakening of more beasts. Out of control, Godzilla, Mothra, Rodan and the omnipotent Ghidorah battle for the title of King of the Monsters.
    TV-14 (LV) DVS: Y
  • 6:30 am
    Kong: Skull Island
    An expedition to a mythical island finds the place crawling with prehistoric dangers, led by the giant ape, King Kong.
    TV-14 (LV) DVS: Y
  • 9:00 am
    Impractical Jokers: Sideline Smack Talk
    Impractical Jokers
    Sideline Smack Talk is a special episode of Impractical Jokers hosted by Casey Jost and former NFL Player Eddie Jackson.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 9:30 am
    Paul Scheer
    Impractical Jokers
    Unable to pull off this week's pickleball and coffee shop challenges, the losing Jokers are forced to participate in an overseas game show hosted by special guest Paul Scheer!
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 10:30 am
    Bruce Campbell
    Impractical Jokers
    The Jokers are dishing out as waiters, and later grilled by news anchor Rosanna Scotto. Finally, the losing Joker is in for a horrific treat with guest star Bruce Campbell!
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 11:00 am
    There Will Be Blood
    Foul Play With Anthony Davis
    Anthony Davis pranks NFL star linebacker Daiyan Henley with a lost-pet charity gone wrong, while pro-wrestling icon Sting pushes fellow wrestler Darby Allin into a tense moral standoff after they discover a bag of stolen cash just as the police arrive.
    TV-14 (L) DVS: Y
  • 11:30 am
    Hero to Zero
    Foul Play With Anthony Davis
    Anthony Davis lures former NFL defensive lineman Gerald McCoy into a movie audition where he damages priceless superhero memorabilia, while NBA star Austin Reaves ignites controversy by prematurely crowning a winner in a charity endurance contest.
    TV-14 (L) DVS: Y
  • 12:00 pm
    The One Where Rachel Smokes
    Friends
    Rachel submits to peer pressure at work. Joey and Ross' son audition for the same commercial but only one can get the part.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 12:30 pm
    The One Where Ross Can't Flirt
    Friends
    Ross' flirting technique fails to impress a cute pizza-delivery woman. A surprise awaits Joey when he tells everyone about his big television appearance.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 1:00 pm
    The One with the Ride Along
    Friends
    The guys enjoy riding along with a police officer until a gunshot is heard. Rachel overhears a telephone message for Ross from his second ex-wife.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 1:30 pm
    The One with the Ball
    Friends
    Phoebe's boyfriend wants her to move in with him. Ross and Joey involve Chandler and Monica in an obsessive game.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 2:00 pm
    The One with Joey's Big Break
    Friends
    Joey's first major film role leads to an unexpected experience in Las Vegas. Phoebe can't remember why she hates Ross.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 2:30 pm
    The One in Vegas: Part 1
    Friends
    The gang travels to Las Vegas, Nevada, where more than one surprise awaits. After Ross misinterprets Rachel's actions, a war of public humiliation results.
    TV-PG (DS) DVS: Y
  • 3:00 pm
    The One in Vegas: Part 2
    Friends
    Monica and Chandler get lucky in Las Vegas, Nevada. Rachel makes Ross regret playing a prank on her. Joey schemes for fame and fortune.
    TV-PG (DS) DVS: Y
  • 3:30 pm
    The One After Vegas
    Friends
    Two of the friends leave Las Vegas married. Joey and Phoebe have a cross-country adventure.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 4:00 pm
    The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel
    Friends
    Monica is bewildered by Rachel's reaction to a change in their living arrangement. Phoebe tries to make Ross confront his feelings for Rachel.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 4:30 pm
    The One with Ross' Denial
    Friends
    Despite Phoebe's admonitions, Ross makes a drastic decision about Rachel. Chandler and Monica bicker over their living arrangements.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 5:00 pm
    The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance
    Friends
    Injured Joey must get an acting part in order to qualify for health insurance. Rachel finally learns the truth about her marriage to Ross.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 5:30 pm
    The One with Joey's Porsche
    Friends
    Rachel forces Ross to terminate their marriage. Phoebe's first triplet baby-sitting experience proves stressful. Joey pretends to own a sports car.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 6:00 pm
    The One on the Last Night
    Friends
    The guys and the women prepare for big changes in their living arrangements.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 11:30 pm
    The Separation Oscillation
    The Big Bang Theory
    To ease Penny's mind, Leonard pays a visit to the woman he kissed during his expedition to the North Sea, while Sheldon's breakup with Amy leads him to retaliate by shooting a special episode of "Fun with Flags".
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 12:00 am
    The Bachelor Party Corrosion
    The Big Bang Theory
    The guys surprise Leonard with a belated bachelor-party weekend in Mexico, but their plans hit a bump in the road when they get a flat tire on the way. Meanwhile, the girls lean on Penny to tell her family that she and Leonard eloped.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 12:30 am
    The 2003 Approximation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon reverts back to 2003 when he learns that Leonard and Penny are moving in together. Meanwhile Howard and Raj form a band to play at the comic book store.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 1:00 am
    The Perspiration Implementation
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Barry Kripke gives the guys fencing lessons, he makes a point of letting Sheldon know he's interested in dating Amy. Stuart has trouble getting female customers at the Comic Book Store, so Penny, Amy and Bernadette stop by to help out.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 1:30 am
    The Helium Insufficiency
    The Big Bang Theory
    A helium shortage leads Sheldon and Leonard to do business with a dealer in the black market in order to acquire some of the element for an experiment they need to complete.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 2:00 am
    The Spock Resonance
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon's interview for a "Star Trek" documentary focusing on Spock turns up a shocking revelation about his breakup with Amy. Meanwhile, the Wolowitzes haggle over the remodeling of his family home.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 2:30 am
    The Mystery Date Observation
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Leonard, Penny and Bernadette learn that Amy is going out on a dinner date, the trio set out to spy on her and the guy. Meanwhile, Sheldon recruits Raj and Howard to find a woman for him.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 3:00 am
    The Platonic Permutation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Now just friends, Sheldon and Amy spend Thanksgiving at the aquarium, a reluctant Wolowitz volunteers at a soup kitchen with Bernadette, Raj and Emily, and Penny realizes that Leonard knows a bit more about her than he's let on.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 3:30 am
    The Earworm Reverberation
    The Big Bang Theory
    God only knows what song is constantly playing in Sheldon's head, but it reminds him of Amy and leads to a surprising revelation. Meanwhile, she is back in the dating game.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
Monday, Jun 01

  • 5:30 am
    Kong: Skull Island
    An expedition to a mythical island finds the place crawling with prehistoric dangers, led by the giant ape, King Kong.
    TV-14 (LV) DVS: Y
  • 11:00 am
    A Virus, Heartbreak and a World of Possibilities
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon faces extreme consequences after installing a pirated computer game. Meanwhile, Mary and Meemaw take Brenda out for Girls Night, while George watches Billy.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 11:30 am
    A Second Prodigy and the Hottest Tips for Pouty Lips
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon finds himself at odds with Paige once again when she considers enrolling at East Texas Tech. Meanwhile, Mary seeks the advice of June when looking for a change.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 12:00 pm
    A Black Hole
    Young Sheldon
    The Coopers discuss the possibilities of black holes and alternate universes when Dr. Sturgis comes over for dinner.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 12:30 pm
    The Wild and Woolly World of Nonlinear Dynamics
    Young Sheldon
    In the fourth season finale, Missy's first heartbreak triggers a series of events that lead the Cooper family to the brink.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 1:00 pm
    One Bad Night and a Chaos of Selfish Desires
    Young Sheldon
    In the fifth season premiere episode, Sheldon and Missy both run away from home, while Mary gets some upsetting news about her husband, George.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 1:30 pm
    Snoopin' Around and the Wonder Twins of Atheism
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon encourages Missy to question the Bible. Also, Meemaw is determined to catch George Sr. in a lie, and Mary helps Pastor Jeff search for a youth pastor.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 2:00 pm
    The One Where Phoebe Runs
    Friends
    Chandler learns how obsessively neat Monica is when he attempts to do her a favor. Joey desperately tries not to flirt with his sexy new roommate.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 2:30 pm
    The One with Ross's Teeth
    Friends
    The guys explore their femininity. Phoebe causes trouble when she kisses someone at Rachel's work.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 3:00 pm
    The One Where Ross Got High
    Friends
    On Thanksgiving, Chandler tries to gain favor with Monica's parents but an old secret involving Ross causes problems. Undomestic Rachel's dessert proves intriguing.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 3:30 pm
    The One with the Routine
    Friends
    Joey plots the perfect opportunity to kiss Janine. Ross and Monica resurrect their dorky high school dance routine for a television special.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 4:00 pm
    The One with the Apothecary Table
    Friends
    Joey finally dates Janine but she doesn't like his friends. Rachel worries Phoebe won't appreciate the way she furnishes their apartment.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 4:30 pm
    The One with the Joke
    Friends
    Ross and Chandler bicker over which of them created a raunchy joke. Phoebe antagonizes Monica and Rachel with her candor. Joey reluctantly takes a waiter job at Central Perk.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 5:00 pm
    The One with Rachel's Sister
    Friends
    Rachel tries to help her pampered younger sister, Jill, find independence but Jill flirting with Ross is not part of the plan. Monica won't admit that she is sick.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 5:30 pm
    The One Where Chandler Can't Cry
    Friends
    Rachel's sister Jill wants Ross but not for the reasons he thinks. Chandler astounds the others with his inability to express emotions. Is Phoebe starring in pornography?
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 6:00 pm
    The One That Could Have Been: Part 1
    Friends
    The friends fantasize Rachel and Ross are in respective loveless marriages. Monica is an overweight virgin. Poor Chandler works for television star Joey, and Phoebe is an overstressed stockbroker.
    TV-14 DVS: Y
  • 6:30 pm
    The One That Could Have Been: Part 2
    Friends
    In the speculative fantasy, Ross initiates romantic advances with his wife Carol. Chandler and Monica help each other overcome loneliness, Rachel learns the truth about her husband and Phoebe sneaks out of the hospital.
    TV-14 DVS: Y
  • 7:00 pm
    The One with Unagi
    Friends
    Chandler gets into trouble with his homemade gift for Monica. Ross tries to teach martial arts to Rachel and Phoebe. Joey hires a look-alike.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 7:30 pm
    The One Where Ross Dates a Student
    Friends
    When a fire damages their apartment, Rachel and Phoebe must choose between living temporarily with Joey or Monica. Ross gets into trouble where he teaches.
    TV-PG (S) DVS: Y
  • 8:00 pm
    The Opening Night Excitation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Professor Proton visits Sheldon in a dream and gives him Obi-Wan Kenobi-like advice about whether to go see the new "Star Wars" film or spend the time with newly reunited girlfriend Amy on her birthday.
    TV-PG (DLS) DVS: Y
  • 8:30 pm
    The Sales Call Sublimation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Penny entices Leonard to meet with a psychiatrist and the results are surprising, Stuart moves out of the Wolowitz house, and Howard and Bernadette find themselves at a loss.
    TV-PG (DS) DVS: Y
  • 9:00 pm
    The Empathy Optimization
    The Big Bang Theory
    Dealing with an under-the-weather Sheldon is so draining for Penny, Leonard, and the gang, that they decide to treat themselves to a Sheldon-less weekend.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 9:30 pm
    The Meemaw Materialization
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon's grandmother, aka Meemaw, visits and there's friction between her and Amy, which intensifies after the elderly woman blurts out a secret about Sheldon.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 10:00 pm
    The Valentino Submergence
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Amy celebrate Valentine's Day with an episode of Fun With Flags, Leonard and Penny feel the pangs of aging, and Howard and Bernadette are surprised by what they find in their hot tub.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 10:30 pm
    The Positive Negative Reaction
    The Big Bang Theory
    The gang learns Bernadette is pregnant and celebrates by singing karaoke. Meanwhile, Wolowitz freaks out over the pregnancy announcement and becomes convinced he must make more money to provide for the baby.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 11:00 pm
    The Celebration Experimentation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and the gang celebrate his birthday and he's surprised by a special guest.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 11:30 pm
    The Application Deterioration
    The Big Bang Theory
    Howard reconsiders entering into a legal partnership with Leonard and Sheldon regarding the patent for the infinite persistence gyroscope. Also, the women offer Raj dating advice after Emily reaches out to him following their breakup.
    TV-PG (DLS) DVS: Y
  • 12:00 am
    The Solder Excursion Diversion
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon shocks Amy with a startling revelation after she buys him a new laptop. Meanwhile, Raj throws Leonard and Howard under the bus after they lie to their wives and sneak off to an early screening of a movie.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 12:30 am
    The Big Bear Precipitation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon shares a secret about Leonard when the two go on a weekend trip with Penny and Amy; Raj goes all out with pregnancy gifts.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 1:00 am
    The Viewing Party Combustion
    The Big Bang Theory
    During a group get-together, a minor argument between Sheldon and Leonard turns into a heated debate, leaving the rest of the gang to choose sides.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 1:30 am
    The Fermentation Bifurcation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon stays behind to spend quality time with the pregnant Bernadette when the rest of the gang toddles off to a wine-tasting event where they run into Penny's former boyfriend, and Raj introduces his new girlfriend.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 2:00 am
    The Line Substitution Solution
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Sheldon decides he'd rather go to a movie screening than hang out with Amy, he hires Stuart to spend the day with her. Meanwhile Leonard's mother visits, and Penny just can't seem to connect with her.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 2:30 am
    The Convergence Convergence
    The Big Bang Theory
    In the Season 9 finale, Leonard's recently divorced parents roll into town, as does Sheldon's holy-roller mother, and all hell breaks loose.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
Tuesday, Jun 02

  • 8:00 am
    Weight Loss - Part 1
    The Office (Season 5)
    For the first time, we see what happens over eight weeks of the summer, as a Dunder Mifflin weight-loss initiative causes the branch to diet and become obsessed with their weight. Michael pursues a friendship with his new HR rep, Holly.
    TV-PG (LS) DVS: Y
  • 8:30 am
    Weight Loss - Part 2
    The Office (Season 5)
    For the first time, we see what happens over eight weeks of the summer, as a Dunder Mifflin weight-loss initiative causes the branch to diet and become obsessed with their weight. Michael pursues a friendship with his new HR rep, Holly.
    TV-PG (LS) DVS: Y
  • 9:00 am
    Business Ethics
    The Office (Season 5)
    Following Ryan's recent scandal at corporate, Holly must hold a business ethics seminar. The meeting gets out of control when Michael lets everyone speak freely about their unethical behavior at work.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 11:00 am
    Potential Energy and Hooch on a Park Bench
    Young Sheldon
    While Sheldon tries to convince Dr. Sturgis to return to the university, Georgie upsets the family when he makes a life-changing decision.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 11:30 am
    Pish Posh and a Secret Back Room
    Young Sheldon
    While Meemaw opens a secret gambling room, Sheldon, Missy and Georgie adapt to new living arrangements.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 12:00 pm
    Stuffed Animals and a Sweet Southern Syzygy
    Young Sheldon
    While Mary's away, George finds himself giving advice on Missy's love life. And Georgie has a solution for Meemaw's business woes.
    TV-14 DVS: Y
  • 12:30 pm
    Money Laundering and a Cascade of Hormones
    Young Sheldon
    Missy asks some uncomfortable questions about sex in church.
    TV-14 (L) DVS: Y
  • 1:00 pm
    An Introduction to Engineering and a Glob of Hair Gel
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon takes his first engineering class with Professor Boucher. Also, Meemaw and Dale help take care of his ex-wife, June.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 1:30 pm
    The Grand Chancellor and a Den of Sin
    Young Sheldon
    While Sheldon battles the mysterious Grand Chancellor of the university over science requirements, Mary discovers that Georgie is working at Meemaw's illegal gambling room.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 2:00 pm
    The One with Joey's Fridge
    Friends
    Ross worries when his student/girlfriend goes on vacation with her wild friends. Meanwhile, Joey's refrigerator breaks down.
    TV-PG (S) DVS: Y
  • 2:30 pm
    The One with Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.
    Friends
    Primarily composed of clips from earlier shows, Joey auditions for a major television role but Chandler almost ruins everything.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 3:00 pm
    The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad
    Friends
    Ross is nervous about meeting Paul, Elizabeth's dad, and invites the gang to the coffeehouse for moral support.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 3:30 pm
    The One Where Paul's the Man
    Friends
    Elizabeth and Ross decide to hide their relationship from her father and head up to his cabin for the weekend.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 4:00 pm
    The One with the Ring
    Friends
    Phoebe helps Chandler pick out an engagement ring for Monica.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 4:30 pm
    The One with the Proposal: Part 1
    Friends
    Chandler plans to propose to Monica.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 5:00 pm
    The One with the Proposal: Part 2
    Friends
    Monica asks Chandler to be her husband.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 5:30 pm
    The One with Monica's Thunder
    Friends
    Monica excitedly reveals her good news to everyone but Rachel and Ross upstage her. Chandler has trouble making love.
    TV-PG (DS) DVS: Y
  • 6:00 pm
    The One with Rachel's Book
    Friends
    Monica is outraged to find out what her parents did with her wedding fund. Joey discovers Rachel's late-night reading material.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 6:30 pm
    The One with Phoebe's Cookies
    Friends
    Monica desperately tries to figure out a secret cookie recipe. Chandler fails to impress Monica's father.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 7:00 pm
    The One with Rachel's Assistant
    Friends
    Rachel is in a quandary when a sexy but unqualified man applies to be her assistant. Chandler, Monica and Ross tell embarrassing secrets about one another.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 7:30 pm
    The One with the Engagement Picture
    Friends
    Joey tries to teach Chandler how to smile for the camera. Phoebe and Ross bicker over their divorcing friends.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 8:00 pm
    The Conjugal Conjecture
    The Big Bang Theory
    In the Season 10 premiere, the gang deals with the awkward aftermath of an overnight liaison between Sheldon's mother and Leonard's father. Meanwhile, Penny's dysfunctional family is in town for the wedding.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 8:30 pm
    The Military Miniaturization
    The Big Bang Theory
    The guys heads are in a spin when an Air Force bigwig approaches them about their revolutionary gyroscope invention, and Bernadette is upset with Penny after she accidentally leaks a secret to the mom-to-be's coworkers about her being pregnant.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 9:00 pm
    The Dependence Transcendence
    The Big Bang Theory
    Howard and Leonard are putting in late nights at work and Sheldon is having trouble keeping up, Raj and a pregnant Bernadette spend a day together, and Penny and Amy take in a faculty party.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 9:30 pm
    The Cohabitation Experimentation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Amy decide to move in together when her apartment floods. Meanwhile, Howard and Bernadette become upset when Raj learns the gender of their baby before they do.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 2:00 am
    Baby Shower
    The Office (Season 5)
    Michael practices for the birth of Jan's baby by having Dwight go over possible birthing scenarios. Meanwhile, Michael tells Holly that he will pretend to dislike her for Jan's benefit.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 2:30 am
    Crime Aid
    The Office (Season 5)
    Michael helps Pam get a part time job at corporate so she can afford to go to art school. After the office gets robbed, Michael decides to hold an auction to raise money for all the items lost.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 3:00 am
    Employee Transfer
    The Office (Season 5)
    Pam is embarrassed when she is the only person at corporate wearing a costume on Halloween. Holly and Michael take the long trip to Nashua after they get some shocking news from corporate. Meanwhile, Dwight torments Andy and tries to get under his skin.
    TV-14 DVS: Y
  • 3:30 am
    Customer Survey
    The Office (Season 5)
    Dwight and Jim are shocked when they get the results of the annual customer survey report. Pam and Jim decide they want to spend every minute together using their Bluetooth phones. Meanwhile, Angela and Andy pick an unusual location for their wedding.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
Wednesday, Jun 03

  • 4:00 am
    Business Trip
    The Office (Season 5)
    Michael is ecstatic when David Wallace decides to send him on a business trip to Canada. Andy and Oscar become unlikely friends when Michael decides to bring them along on the trip. Jim is counting down the days until Pam gets back from art school.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y