Saturday, Dec 06

  • 9:00 am
    Bret Michaels
    Impractical Jokers
    Sal, Q and Murr are crashing (and burning) into product displays and hiding in tight spaces, but one of them must face the music with our celebrity guest Bret Michaels.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 9:30 am
    Post Malone
    Impractical Jokers
    In this week's episode, the Jokers are giving unsolicited etiquette advice and live taping strange product reviews shortly after. Then, one lucky Joker will be taking all the blame for our celebrity guest, Post Malone!
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 10:00 am
    Anthony Davis
    Impractical Jokers
    From working remotely to pitching unconventional business ideas with Steve Byrne, one Joker has a shot at winning a pair of highly sought-after sneakers thanks to NBA star, Anthony Davis!
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 10:30 am
    John Mayer
    Impractical Jokers
    Joined by John Mayer, the Jokers must convince unsuspecting temps to accompany them to a business dinner. Afterwards, the losing Joker has to face the wrath of angry Mayer fans in a humiliating punishment.
    TV-14 (L) DVS: Y
  • 11:00 am
    Kesha
    Impractical Jokers
    Sal, Q and Murr are falling head over heels for someone they just met, and later on in a heated debate with pro wrestler MJF. At the end, one Joker will discover an untapped clairvoyant talent they possess with guest star Kesha!
    TV-14 (L) DVS: Y
  • 11:30 am
    Impractical Jokers: Sideline Smack Talk
    Impractical Jokers
    Sideline Smack Talk is a special episode of Impractical Jokers hosted by Casey Jost and former NFL Player Eddie Jackson.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 12:00 pm
    Paul Scheer
    Impractical Jokers
    Unable to pull off this week's pickleball and coffee shop challenges, the losing Jokers are forced to participate in an overseas game show hosted by special guest Paul Scheer!
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 1:00 pm
    Blended
    After a disastrous blind date, single parents Lauren and Jim agree on only one thing: they never want to see each other again. When they sign up separately for a family vacation, they're stuck sharing a suite at an African safari resort.
    TV-14 (DLS) DVS: Y
  • 6:15 pm
    The Preacher's Wife
    Here's a delightful romantic comedy to send spirits soaring! Denzel Washington plays a charming angel named Dudley who's sent to earth to help a young minister (Courtney B. Vance) and his beautiful wife (Whitney Houston) revive their marriage.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 9:00 pm
    The Flaming Spittoon Acquisition
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon becomes jealous when Stuart asks Amy for a date.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 9:30 pm
    The Speckerman Recurrance
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard comes face-to-face with his high school bully.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 10:00 pm
    The Shiny Trinket Maneuver
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon gets in trouble with Amy, and it's up to Penny to teach him how to be a better boyfriend. Howard, meanwhile, must come to grips with Bernadette's dislike of children.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 10:30 pm
    The Recombination Hypothesis
    The Big Bang Theory
    Everything might change when Leonard offers Penny a spur of the moment invitation to a romantic dinner for two on the 100th episode of the series.
    TV-14 (DLS) DVS: Y
  • 11:00 pm
    The Beta Test Initiation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard and Penny "beta test" their relationship.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 11:30 pm
    The Friendship Contraction
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon's selfish demands force Leonard to reconsider their friendship. Meanwhile, Howard tries to pick his astronaut nickname. NASA astronaut Mike Massimino guest stars.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 12:00 am
    The Vacation Solution
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Sheldon is forced to take a vacation by the university, he goes to work with Amy in her neurobiology lab.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 12:30 am
    The Rothman Disintegration
    The Big Bang Theory
    When a corner office at the University opens up, Sheldon must compete for it with his office nemesis, Barry Kripke. Meanwhile, Penny receives an unusual gift from Amy.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 1:00 am
    Sweet Home Alabama
    After getting engaged to New York City's most eligible bachelor, a fashion designer heads home to Alabama to tie up loose ends from her past before the wedding -- including the husband she married in high school.
    TV-14 (DLV) DVS: Y
Sunday, Dec 07

  • 5:45 am
    Blended
    After a disastrous blind date, single parents Lauren and Jim agree on only one thing: they never want to see each other again. When they sign up separately for a family vacation, they're stuck sharing a suite at an African safari resort.
    TV-14 (DLS) DVS: Y
  • 10:00 am
    Bruce Campbell
    Impractical Jokers
    The Jokers are dishing out as waiters, and later grilled by news anchor Rosanna Scotto. Finally, the losing Joker is in for a horrific treat with guest star Bruce Campbell!
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 10:30 am
    Blake Anderson
    Impractical Jokers
    Q, Sal and Murr pose as cash-grabby waiters and later as embarrassing parents. After, the losing Joker is forced into a far-out focus group punishment with special guest, and so-called Ganja Weasel, Blake Anderson!
    TV-14 (L) DVS: Y
  • 3:00 pm
    The One Where Ross Dates a Student
    Friends
    When a fire damages their apartment, Rachel and Phoebe must choose between living temporarily with Joey or Monica. Ross gets into trouble where he teaches.
    TV-PG (S) DVS: Y
  • 3:30 pm
    The One with Joey's Fridge
    Friends
    Ross worries when his student/girlfriend goes on vacation with her wild friends. Meanwhile, Joey's refrigerator breaks down.
    TV-PG (S) DVS: Y
  • 4:00 pm
    The One with Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.
    Friends
    Primarily composed of clips from earlier shows, Joey auditions for a major television role but Chandler almost ruins everything.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 4:30 pm
    The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad
    Friends
    Ross is nervous about meeting Paul, Elizabeth's dad, and invites the gang to the coffeehouse for moral support.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 5:00 pm
    The One Where Paul's the Man
    Friends
    Elizabeth and Ross decide to hide their relationship from her father and head up to his cabin for the weekend.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 8:00 pm
    Sweet Home Alabama
    After getting engaged to New York City's most eligible bachelor, a fashion designer heads home to Alabama to tie up loose ends from her past before the wedding -- including the husband she married in high school.
    TV-14 (DLV) DVS: Y
  • 10:00 pm
    The Werewolf Transformation
    The Big Bang Theory
    A change in Sheldon's routine forces him to re-evaluate his entire life, when his barber is sick. Meanwhile, Howard rethinks his decision to go into space after astronaut training.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 10:30 pm
    The Weekend Vortex
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon chooses to participate in a guys-only weekend Star Wars gaming marathon rather than go with Amy to her aunt's birthday party -- and gets a lesson from Penny and Amy.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 11:00 pm
    The Transporter Malfunction
    The Big Bang Theory
    It's a dream come true for Sheldon when he has a close encounter with his hero, Mr. Spock -- legendary sci-fi icon Leonard Nimoy.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 11:30 pm
    The Hawking Excitation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon has a chance to meet his hero, Stephen Hawking.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 12:00 am
    The Stag Convergence
    The Big Bang Theory
    Howard's wedding plans are in jeopardy after the guys (and Wil Wheaton) throw him a bachelor party and details of his sexual history are leaked online.
    TV-14 (D) DVS: Y
  • 12:30 am
    The Launch Acceleration
    The Big Bang Theory
    When NASA reschedules Howard's mission and puts his wedding plans in jeopardy, he's forced to face his fears and Bernadette's dad (Casey Sander).
    TV-PG (V) DVS: Y
  • 1:00 am
    The Countdown Reflection
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Howard and Bernadette decide they want to be married before his NASA space launch, the gang rushes to put on a wedding, on the fifth season finale.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 1:30 am
    The Date Night Variable
    The Big Bang Theory
    On the sixth season premiere, Howard discovers that he can't escape his mother -- even in space! Back on earth, meanwhile, Raj turns his existence as a third wheel into an art form.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 2:00 am
    The Decoupling Fluctuation
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Sheldon learns that Penny is thinking about breaking up with Leonard, he tries to intervene. Meanwhile, Howard is being picked on in space by the other astronauts.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 2:30 am
    The Higgs Boson Observation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Amy's nervous when Sheldon hires Alex, a female assistant.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 3:00 am
    The Re-Entry Minimization
    The Big Bang Theory
    Howard returns from space -- without the welcome he wanted.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 3:30 am
    The Holographic Excitation
    The Big Bang Theory
    The gang celebrates Halloween at Stuart's comic book store. Meanwhile, Leonard and Penny discover a new spark in their relationship when he seduces her with science.
    TV-PG (DLS) DVS: Y
  • 4:00 am
    The Extract Obliteration
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon's friendship with renowned scientist Stephen Hawking is threatened by a game of "Words with Friends," while Penny secretly enrolls in a class at the local college.
    TV-14 (L) DVS: Y
  • 4:30 am
    The Habitation Configuration
    The Big Bang Theory
    Bernadette pressures Howard to move out of his mother's house, while Sheldon finds himself caught in the middle of a fight between Amy and Wil Wheaton.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
Monday, Dec 08

  • 12:00 pm
    A Perfect Score and a Bunsen Burner Marshmallow
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon moves in with Dr. Sturgis for the weekend to see what his life would be like in college. Also, a lonely Mary tries to bond with the other Coopers during Sheldon's absence.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 12:30 pm
    A Political Campaign and a Candy Land Cheater
    Young Sheldon
    Unhappy that school funds are going toward football rather than academics, Sheldon decides to run for class president.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 1:00 pm
    A Proposal and a Popsicle Stick Cross
    Young Sheldon
    Georgie is thrilled when Veronica stays at the Coopers' for a few days. Meanwhile, Meemaw and Dr. Sturgis celebrate their one-year anniversary.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 1:30 pm
    A Broken Heart and a Crock Monster
    Young Sheldon
    The Coopers help a brokenhearted Pastor Jeff through a rough patch in his marriage. Meanwhile, Sheldon pressures church members for donations when Mary takes him to work for a day.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 2:00 pm
    A Swedish Science Thing and the Equation for Toast
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon invites the entire school to a party for the Nobel Prize announcements. Meanwhile, Meemaw learns more about Dr. Sturgis's past, and Georgie's desire for cable TV leads to a standoff between him and his dad.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 2:30 pm
    Quirky Eggheads and Texas Snow Globes
    Young Sheldon
    Mary worries about Sheldon's mental health.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 3:00 pm
    The One with the Ring
    Friends
    Phoebe helps Chandler pick out an engagement ring for Monica.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 3:30 pm
    The One with the Proposal: Part 1
    Friends
    Chandler plans to propose to Monica.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 4:00 pm
    The One with the Proposal: Part 2
    Friends
    Monica asks Chandler to be her husband.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 4:30 pm
    The One with Monica's Thunder
    Friends
    Monica excitedly reveals her good news to everyone but Rachel and Ross upstage her. Chandler has trouble making love.
    TV-PG (DS) DVS: Y
  • 5:00 pm
    The One with Rachel's Book
    Friends
    Monica is outraged to find out what her parents did with her wedding fund. Joey discovers Rachel's late-night reading material.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 5:30 pm
    The One with Phoebe's Cookies
    Friends
    Monica desperately tries to figure out a secret cookie recipe. Chandler fails to impress Monica's father.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 6:00 pm
    The One with Rachel's Assistant
    Friends
    Rachel is in a quandary when a sexy but unqualified man applies to be her assistant. Chandler, Monica and Ross tell embarrassing secrets about one another.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 6:30 pm
    The One with the Engagement Picture
    Friends
    Joey tries to teach Chandler how to smile for the camera. Phoebe and Ross bicker over their divorcing friends.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 7:00 pm
    The One with the Nap Partners
    Friends
    Rachel and Phoebe compete to be Monica's maid of honor but Monica doesn't want to make the decision. Chandler tries to apologize to a girlfriend from his youth.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 7:30 pm
    The One with Ross' Library Book
    Friends
    Chandler's former girlfriend manipulates Chandler and Monica. Rachel and Phoebe meddle in Joey's relationship.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 8:00 pm
    The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs
    Friends
    Chandler's irrational fear causes problems when Phoebe brings home a cute dog. Rachel's assistant gives her a Thanksgiving surprise.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 8:30 pm
    The One with All the Candy
    Friends
    Rachel gets in trouble for dating her assistant. Monica tries to become friendlier with her neighbors. Phoebe needs lessons in riding a bike.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 9:00 pm
    The One with the Holiday Armadillo
    Friends
    Ross teaches Ben about Chanukah. Phoebe worries that Rachel prefers living with Joey.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 9:30 pm
    The 43 Peculiarity
    The Big Bang Theory
    Howard and Raj try to solve a mystery about Sheldon.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 10:00 pm
    The Parking Spot Escalation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Howard battle over an assigned parking spot.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 10:30 pm
    The Fish Guts Displacement
    The Big Bang Theory
    Howard bonds with his father-n-law on a fishing trip.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 11:00 pm
    The Santa Simulation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon unwillingly revisits some Christmas memories during a lively game of Dungeons and Dragons, while Raj joins the girls for ladies night out.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 11:30 pm
    The Egg Salad Equivalency
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon is accused of sexual harassment at the University and winds up dragging Leonard, Raj and Howard into the fray.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 12:00 am
    The Bakersfield Expedition
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard's car is stolen when the guys take a road trip to a comic book convention in Bakersfield, dressed as Star Trek characters.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 12:30 am
    The Cooper/Kripke Inversion
    The Big Bang Theory
    Outraged that he's being forced to work with his university nemesis, Barry Kripke (John Ross Bowie), Sheldon faces a crisis of conscience.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 1:00 am
    The Spoiler Alert Segmentation
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Sheldon and Leonard fight, it affects Penny and Amy's living arrangements. Meanwhile, Raj takes care of Mrs. Wolowitz while Howard is away.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 1:30 am
    The Tangible Affection Proof
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon struggles to find a Valentine's gift for Amy.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 2:00 am
    The Monster Isolation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Raj vows never to leave his apartment after a horrible date.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 2:30 am
    The Contractual Obligation Implementation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard, Sheldon and Howard try to advance the cause of women in science by speaking with junior high girls about their future careers, while Raj plans his date with Lucy.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 3:00 am
    The Closet Reconfiguration
    The Big Bang Theory
    To open or not to open? When Howard finds a letter from his father, he's forced to confront his past. And Leonard and Penny throw a grown-up cocktail party at the apartment.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 3:30 am
    The Tenure Turbulence
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard, Sheldon and Raj fight for tenure at the University.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 4:00 am
    The Closure Alternative
    The Big Bang Theory
    After one of his favorite TV shows gets canceled too soon, Sheldon feels lost, so Amy tries to help him get over his compulsive need for closure by retraining his brain.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 4:30 am
    The Proton Resurgence
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard and Sheldon hire Professor Proton (Bob Newhart), the host of their favorite childhood TV show to perform. Raj leaves his dog with Howard and Bernadette.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
Tuesday, Dec 09

  • 5:00 am
    I Am The Jeans: The Gina Lavetti Story
    American Dad
    Francine tries to be a better friend to one of Roger's personas who is selling her homemade jeans on TV. Stan and Steve swap eyebrows.
    TV-14 (DLV) DVS: Y
  • 5:30 am
    Stan & Francine & Connie & Ted
    American Dad
    Steve introduces Stan and Francine to Barry's parents and Steve regrets it. Roger goes blind.
    TV-14 (DLSV) DVS: Y
  • 6:00 am
    Rabbit Ears
    American Dad
    Stan gets obsessed with a 1960's television show after picking up a secondhand TV. Roger decides to live as a baby and the family cares for him.
    TV-14 (L) DVS: Y
  • 7:00 am
    Lost Boys
    American Dad
    Roger breaks up Steve's friendship with Snot, Barry & Toshi. Jeff realizes he has a flair for house flipping and gets Stan, Francine and Hayley involved.
    TV-14 (DLSV) DVS: Y
  • 7:30 am
    Shark?!
    American Dad
    Stan has Roger pretend to be a shark to help Steve overcome his fears. Hayley's friend Danuta becomes romantically interested in Klaus.
    TV-14 (DLSV) DVS: Y
  • 8:00 am
    The Long March
    American Dad
    Hayley and Jeff move into a van and start living life on the open road. Francine and Steve are haunted by a rideshare driver that they rated poorly.
    TV-14 (DLV) DVS: Y
  • 8:30 am
    The Hall Monitor and the Lunch Lady
    American Dad
    Steve goes undercover as a school hall monitor. Roger and Stan go catatonic after witnessing a grisly escalator accident.
    TV-14 (DLV) DVS: Y
  • 9:00 am
    Wild Women Do
    American Dad
    Jeff is forced to take Francine out for a not-so-wild night on the town. Klaus forces Steve to watch his celebrity impressions.
    TV-14 (DLSV) DVS: Y
  • 9:30 am
    An Irish Goodbye
    American Dad
    Francine helps Hayley take a break from their marriages. Stan and Jeff pretend to be frontiersmen.
    TV-14 (DLV) DVS: Y
  • 12:00 pm
    A Broom Closet and Satan's Monopoly Board
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon takes his education into his own hands.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 12:30 pm
    Hobbitses, Physicses and a Ball with Zip
    Young Sheldon
    On a science break, Sheldon discovers The Lord of the Rings.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 1:00 pm
    A Pineapple and the Bosom of Male Friendship
    Young Sheldon
    Dr. Sturgis returns from the mental hospital.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 1:30 pm
    A Parasol and a Hell of an Arm
    Young Sheldon
    Missy tries out for the baseball team.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 2:00 pm
    Pongo Pygmaeus and a Culture That Encourages Spitting
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon starts the first internet flame war.
    TV-PG (LV) DVS: Y
  • 2:30 pm
    The Sin of Greed and a Chimichanga from Chi-Chi's
    Young Sheldon
    The university tries to recruit Sheldon, through George.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 3:00 pm
    The One with All the Cheesecakes
    Friends
    Phoebe's former boyfriend returns for one night only but Joey could ruin their plans. Monica plots revenge on her cousin's wedding day.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 3:30 pm
    The One Where They're Up All Night
    Friends
    Monica falls asleep during sex. Rachel argues with Tag. Ross and Joey get stranded on the roof.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 4:00 pm
    The One Where Rosita Dies
    Friends
    Phoebe becomes involved with a suicidal office worker. Rachel breaks Joey's favorite chair. Monica's beloved childhood belongings are destroyed.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 4:30 pm
    The One Where They All Turn Thirty
    Friends
    Rachel's 30th birthday prompts the friends to reminisce about their own 30th birthdays.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 5:00 pm
    The One with Joey's New Brain
    Friends
    Joey's character on a daytime drama becomes more prominent to the chagrin of the show's diva star. Phoebe and Rachel argue over who should return a sexy man's misplaced cell phone to him.
    TV-PG (S) DVS: Y
  • 5:30 pm
    The One with the Truth About London
    Friends
    Chandler finds out who Monica really wanted to have sex with on the night they became lovers. Ross is furious after Rachel teaches Ben practical jokes.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 6:00 pm
    The One with the Cheap Wedding Dress
    Friends
    Monica battles another shopper for the perfect wedding dress. Ross and Joey compete for the same woman.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 6:30 pm
    The One with Joey's Award
    Friends
    Joey overreacts at a daytime drama awards show.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 7:00 pm
    The One with Ross & Monica's Cousin
    Friends
    Monica's gorgeous cousin unwittingly wreaks havoc on Chandler and Ross. Rachel and Phoebe hastily plan a surprise bridal party for Monica.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 7:30 pm
    The One with Rachel's Big Kiss
    Friends
    Rachel reveals a titillating secret about her and a former sorority sister. Ross and Chandler compete for wedding tuxedos.
    TV-PG (S) DVS: Y
  • 8:00 pm
    The One with the Vows
    Friends
    As Monica and Chandler prepare their wedding vows, they and their friends reminisce.
    TV-PG (S) DVS: Y
  • 8:30 pm
    The One with Chandler's Dad
    Friends
    Chandler confronts his estranged cross-dressing father. Rachel gets into trouble driving Monica's Porsche.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 9:00 pm
    The One with Monica & Chandler's Wedding: Part 1
    Friends
    On the eve of the wedding, Ross searches for missing Chandler, who has doubts, while the girls distract unsuspecting Monica.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 9:30 pm
    The Love Spell Potential
    The Big Bang Theory
    When the girls' trip to Vegas falls through, the guys invite them to a Dungeons & Dragons date night that causes Sheldon and Amy's relationship to take an unexpected turn.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 10:00 pm
    The Bon Voyage Reaction
    The Big Bang Theory
    On the sixth season finale, Sheldon and Penny are thrown for a loop when Leonard is offered an exciting new job opportunity overseas.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 10:30 pm
    The Hofstadter Insufficiency
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard is away at sea, so Sheldon and Penny spend time together and spill some revealing secrets. Meanwhile, Howard comes to Raj's aid after his breakup with his girlfriend.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 11:00 pm
    The Deception Verification
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard returns from the North Sea expedition and finds things chilly between him and Sheldon, while Howard's relationship with his mother opens the door to questions about his masculinity.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 11:30 pm
    The Scavenger Vortex
    The Big Bang Theory
    Raj puts together a scavenger hunt that turns into serious, cutthroat competition among the gang.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 12:00 am
    The Raiders Minimization
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon is fit to be tied when Amy ruins one of his favorite adventure films, while Leonard finds the key to getting Penny to do his bidding, and Raj and Stuart get creative with their online-dating profiles.
    TV-PG (DLS) DVS: Y
  • 12:30 am
    The Workplace Proximity
    The Big Bang Theory
    Amy takes a job at Sheldon's university, putting their relationship to the test.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 1:00 am
    The Romance Resonance
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon makes a major scientific breakthrough, but he feels it may haunt him for the rest of his career. Meanwhile, Howard makes a grand romantic gesture to Bernadette, which causes Penny to put more effort into her relationship with Leonard.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 1:30 am
    The Proton Displacement
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Sheldon's childhood hero, Professor Proton, seeks Leonard's help with an experiment, the slighted Sheldon goes nuclear and decides to get revenge by befriending another TV science guy.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 2:00 am
    Redemption Again
    Wipeout
    Everyone deserves a second chance, and this week on Wipeout, John and Nicole chose four teams each to return and take on the Wipeout course -- again! Will it be Team John or Team Nicole who takes home the $25,000 prize?
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 3:00 am
    The Itchy Brain Simulation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard fails to stop Sheldon from overreacting after a past slight comes to light, and as punishment Leonard must walk a mile in Sheldon's shoes. Meanwhile, Penny has a run-in with Raj's former girlfriend Lucy.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 3:30 am
    The Thanksgiving Decoupling
    The Big Bang Theory
    Howard's mother has a say when he and Bernadette host Thanksgiving dinner for the gang.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 4:00 am
    The Discovery Dissipation
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Sheldon's accidental scientific discovery is disproved, Amy and Leonard try to help him deal with the shame and the disappointment. Meanwhile, Howard and Bernadette open their home to Raj for a week.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 4:30 am
    The Cooper Extraction
    The Big Bang Theory
    With Sheldon in Texas, the gang gathers to decorate for Christmas, and they each contemplate if they would have had a wonderful life had they never met him.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
Wednesday, Dec 10

  • 12:00 pm
    An Entrepreneurialist and a Swat on the Bottom
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon leaves town after a fight with Meemaw and his parents.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 1:00 pm
    Teenager Soup and a Little Ball of Fib
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon faces his fear of the swimming pool.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 1:30 pm
    A Live Chicken, A Fried Chicken and Holy Matrimony
    Young Sheldon
    Mary plans Pastor Jeff's wedding.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 2:00 pm
    Body Glitter and a Mall Safety Kit
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon catches Paige shoplifting.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 2:30 pm
    Contracts, Rules and a Little Bit of Pig Brains
    Young Sheldon
    George and Georgie go camping with Meemaw's boyfriends.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 3:00 pm
    The One with Monica & Chandler's Wedding: Part 2
    Friends
    Monica remains blissfully unaware of the potential disasters on her wedding day.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 3:30 pm
    The One After I Do
    Friends
    The reception following Monica and Chandler's wedding is almost upstaged by the news that a member of the group might be pregnant.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 4:00 pm
    The One with the Red Sweater
    Friends
    Rachel debates whether she should break the news to her baby's father.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 4:30 pm
    The One Where Rachel Tells...
    Friends
    The real father of Rachel's baby is revealed. Monica and Chandler struggle to make their honeymoon flight.
    TV-14 (D) DVS: Y
  • 5:00 pm
    The One with the Videotape
    Friends
    Ross reveals that he videotaped a sexual encounter between Rachel and him.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 5:30 pm
    The One with Rachel's Date
    Friends
    Ross is horrified when Rachel goes on a date with a soap-opera star. Phoebe is attracted to a clumsy chef whom Monica wants to fire.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 6:00 pm
    The One with the Halloween Party
    Friends
    At Monica's Halloween party, Phoebe meets her twin sister's fiance and finds that she is attracted to him.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 6:30 pm
    The One with the Stain
    Friends
    Rachel wants to find her own apartment. Phoebe is ecstatic when Eric dumps Ursula to date her.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 7:00 pm
    The One with the Stripper
    Friends
    Rachel tells her belligerent father that she is pregnant with Ross' child.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 7:30 pm
    The One with the Rumor
    Friends
    Monica encounters a high-school friend and invites him to Thanksgiving Day dinner.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 8:00 pm
    The One with Monica's Boots
    Friends
    Chandler is angry when Monica buys expensive boots. Phoebe tries to get tickets to a Sting concert.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 8:30 pm
    The One with the Ross' Step Forward
    Friends
    Ross' new girlfriend orders Christmas cards with a photo of them on the cover.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 9:00 pm
    The One Where Joey Dates Rachel
    Friends
    Rachel joins Joey for a night out in order to prepare him for a big date.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 9:30 pm
    The Hesitation Ramification
    The Big Bang Theory
    Penny turns to Leonard for comfort after her guest appearance on NCIS does not turn out well. She ends up putting Leonard on the spot regarding their relationship. Sheldon works on his sense of humor, and Raj practices talking to girls.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 10:00 pm
    The Occupation Recalibration
    The Big Bang Theory
    There's impactful news on the work front as Penny makes a big step toward pursuing a full-time acting career, and Sheldon is forced to take a vacation.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 10:30 pm
    The Convention Conundrum
    The Big Bang Theory
    Unable to score tickets for Comic-Con, Sheldon decides to stage his own comic-book convention, while the ladies attempt to act like grown ups.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 11:00 pm
    The Locomotive Manipulation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Amy has amour on her mind when she talks Sheldon into a romantic Valentine's Day getaway to Napa Valley wine country. Back at home, Leonard and Penny make an emergency visit to the vet with Raj's dog.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 11:30 pm
    The Table Polarization
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard's purchase of a dining-room table for the apartment doesn't sit well with Sheldon, so much so that it forces him to reevaluate his life. Meanwhile, Bernadette isn't quite over the moon about Howard taking another trip to space.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 12:00 am
    The Friendship Turbulence
    The Big Bang Theory
    Things turn rocky between Sheldon and Wolowitz after a barrage of insults, and Bernadette steps in to mediate a peace. Meanwhile, Penny is offered a movie role that may prove embarrassing.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 12:30 am
    The Mommy Observation
    The Big Bang Theory
    While Sheldon and Howard continue their bonding, Sheldon's visit to see his mommy forces him to start addressing a new reality. The gang are subjected to a murder mystery party that leads them to speculate where they might be in 20 years.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 3:00 am
    Redemption Again
    Wipeout
    Everyone deserves a second chance, and this week on Wipeout, John and Nicole chose four teams each to return and take on the Wipeout course -- again! Will it be Team John or Team Nicole who takes home the $25,000 prize?
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
Thursday, Dec 11

  • 12:00 pm
    A Slump, a Cross and Roadside Gravel
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon and Georgie bond over a money-making opportunity.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 12:30 pm
    A Boyfriend's Ex-Wife and a Good Luck Head Rub
    Young Sheldon
    Meemaw meets Dale's ex-wife.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 1:00 pm
    Pasadena
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon visits CalTech for the very first time.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 1:30 pm
    An Academic Crime and a More Romantic Taco Bell
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon accuses Dr. Sturgis of plagiarism.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 2:00 pm
    A Couple Bruised Ribs and a Cereal Box Ghost Detector
    Young Sheldon
    George accidentally sends the school librarian to the hospital.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 2:30 pm
    A House for Sale and Serious Woman Stuff
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon sets out to find the perfect neighbors.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 3:00 pm
    The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath
    Friends
    Monica blabs her suspicions when she mistakenly believes Joey is infatuated with Phoebe.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 3:30 pm
    The One with the Secret Closet
    Friends
    Joey realizes his intense feelings for Rachel are excluding Ross from the joys of impending fatherhood.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 4:00 pm
    The One with the Birthing Video
    Friends
    Monica prepares a memorable St. Valentine's Day for Chandler with sexy lingerie and X-rated entertainment.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 4:30 pm
    The One Where Joey Tells Rachel
    Friends
    Joey tells Rachel that he is in love with her.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 5:00 pm
    The One with the Tea Leaves
    Friends
    Rachel devises a lie about her unborn child that she hopes will break the silence between her and Joey. Phoebe reads tea leaves and predicts she will soon encounter the man of her dreams.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 5:30 pm
    The One in Massapequa
    Friends
    Phoebe brings her annoyingly upbeat boyfriend to the 35th anniversary of Monica and Ross' parents, who urge Ross and pregnant Rachel to pretend to be married.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 6:00 pm
    The One with Joey's Interview
    Friends
    When Soap Opera Digest requests an interview, Joey enlists his friends to make sure he does not say anything that could cost him his role.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 6:30 pm
    The One with the Baby Shower
    Friends
    During her baby shower, Rachel realizes she is unprepared to be a mother and accepts her mother's offer to move in to help with the child.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 7:00 pm
    The One with the Cooking Class
    Friends
    A food critic blasts Monica's cooking in a newspaper review. A cute saleswoman riles Rachel when she flirts with Ross, and Phoebe coaches Chandler for a job interview.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 7:30 pm
    The One Where Rachel Is Late
    Friends
    Overdue Rachel tries everything to rush the delivery of her baby.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 8:00 pm
    The One Where Rachel Has a Baby: Part 1
    Friends
    The friends cause havoc in the maternity ward as Rachel begins childbirth.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 8:30 pm
    The One Where Rachel Has a Baby: Part 2
    Friends
    The friends cause havoc in the maternity ward as Rachel begins childbirth.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 9:00 pm
    The One Where No One Proposes
    Friends
    Joey finds himself engaged to Rachel soon after she delivers her baby girl, while Phoebe assumes Ross is the one who proposed.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 9:30 pm
    The Indecision Amalgamation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Raj wrestles with dating two women at the same time, Penny is offered a part in a trashy movie, and Sheldon can't decide between two gaming systems.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 10:00 pm
    The Relationship Diremption
    The Big Bang Theory
    Raj and Howard double-date, and the latter is flushed with embarrassment after Raj's girlfriend reveals a secret she knows about Howard.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 10:30 pm
    The Anything Can Happen Recurrence
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard reinstates Anything Can Happen Thursday, and it leads the regimented Sheldon to attempt something spontaneous, which creates friction among Penny, Amy and Bernadette. Raj requests help from Howard in prepping for a date with Emily.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 11:00 pm
    The Proton Transmogrification
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon receives counseling from his childhood TV idol, Professor Proton, while Penny and Leonard reach a relationship milestone and turn it into a competition. Also, Bernadette and Amy turn Star Wars Day into a special event for the guys.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 11:30 pm
    The Gorilla Dissolution
    The Big Bang Theory
    A trying day at the movie shoot leaves Penny with questions about her life choices, so she decides to act on it. Caring for a bedridden Mrs. Wolowitz proves a challenge for Howard and Bernadette.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 12:00 am
    The Status Quo Combustion
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon gets caught up in all the life-altering changes going on around him and considers a monumental move.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 12:30 am
    The Locomotion Interruption
    The Big Bang Theory
    Amy and Leonard take a surprise road trip to Arizona, while Penny goes on a job interview at Bernadette's company, and Howard has problems wrapping his head around Stuart's relationship with Mrs. Wolowitz.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 1:00 am
    The Junior Professor Solution
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon is ordered to teach a class, and the gang is surprised when Howard signs up to take it, and tensions between Penny and Bernadette afford Amy an opportunity to play one against the other.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 1:30 am
    The First Pitch Insufficiency
    The Big Bang Theory
    A nervous Wolowitz is thrown for a loop when NASA asks him to toss out the first pitch at a Los Angeles Angels baseball game. Meanwhile, Sheldon brags that he and Amy are a better couple than Leonard and Penny.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 2:00 am
    The Hook-Up Reverberation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Raj's girlfriend, Emily, gives Penny the cold shoulder after he reveals some info about their past history; and the guys contemplate buying into Stuart's comic-book emporium.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 2:30 am
    The Focus Attenuation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Amy and Bernadette accuse former party girl Penny of becoming a party pooper when she lets an email from work impact their girls' weekend in Las Vegas. Meanwhile, the guys brainstorm about inventing something cool.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 3:00 am
    The Expedition Approximation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Raj undertake an underground research expedition that turns into a test of how long before they get under each other's skin. Meanwhile, Leonard and Penny argue about money.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 3:30 am
    The Misinterpretation Agitation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Penny's flirtatious sales pitch leaves a doctor-client smitten and the guys must pitch in to help her deal with him, while Bernadette and Amy debate whether female scientists ought to play the sexuality card.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 4:00 am
    The Prom Equivalency
    The Big Bang Theory
    Amy and Bernadette organize a prom to be held atop the guys' apartment complex but Sheldon is leery of all the prom pomp, circumstance and romancing that goes with it.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 4:30 am
    The Septum Deviation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard needs surgery for a deviated septum, and Sheldon gets his nose out of joint because he feels an operation is too dangerous and that his roommate may not make it out alive.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
Friday, Dec 12

  • 5:00 am
    Bridesmaids
    Maid of Dishonor is more like it for a down-on-her-luck woman as she leads her best friend on a comically disastrous path to the altar.
    TV-14 (DLS) DVS: Y
  • 7:30 am
    Bridesmaids
    Maid of Dishonor is more like it for a down-on-her-luck woman as she leads her best friend on a comically disastrous path to the altar.
    TV-14 (DLS) DVS: Y
  • 12:00 pm
    A Baby Tooth and the Egyptian God of Knowledge
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon has a scientific breakthrough at the dentist's office.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 12:30 pm
    A Secret Letter and a Lowly Disc of Processed Meat
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon discovers Mary's been keeping a secret about him.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 1:00 pm
    Graduation
    Young Sheldon
    After graduating high school, Sheldon has a breakdown when he realizes he may not be ready for college. Also, Dale tries to make amends with Meemaw.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 1:30 pm
    A Docent, a Little Lady and a Bouncer Named Dalton
    Young Sheldon
    While Sheldon volunteers at a local train museum, Missy embarks on a new stage of womanhood, and Georgie discovers his mother's guilty pleasure.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 2:00 pm
    Training Wheels and an Unleashed Chicken
    Young Sheldon
    With college in sight, Sheldon is determined to ride his bike without training wheels and has Missy teach him. Meanwhile, Mary and George argue over parenting styles.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 2:30 pm
    Bible Camp and a Chariot of Love
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon finds himself in a fierce competition with Paige after their mothers force them to attend Vacation Bible School. Meanwhile, Georgie makes a questionable purchase.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 3:00 pm
    The One Where Emma Cries
    Friends
    Joey seeks forgiveness from Ross, while Rachel tries to quell Emma's incessant crying.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 3:30 pm
    The One with the Pediatrician
    Friends
    Emma's pediatrician drops her as a patient because of Rachel's constant calls.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 4:00 pm
    The One with the Sharks
    Friends
    Monica fears Chandler has a sexual fetish involving sharks.
    TV-14 (DS) DVS: Y
  • 4:30 pm
    The One with Phoebe's Birthday Dinner
    Friends
    Famished Phoebe waits for tardy friends to arrive at her birthday dinner.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 5:00 pm
    The One with the Male Nanny
    Friends
    Ross ridicules Rachel's choice of a male nanny.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 5:30 pm
    The One with Ross's Inappropriate Song
    Friends
    Chandler and Joey find a videotape while checking out Richard's apartment. Ross sings Emma an off-color lullaby.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 6:00 pm
    The One with Rachel's Other Sister
    Friends
    Rachel has a bone to pick with her self-centered sister on Thanksgiving.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 6:30 pm
    The One with Rachel's Phone Number
    Friends
    Rachel impulsively gives her telephone number to a handsome guy but worries he will call when Ross is there.
    TV-PG (S) DVS: Y
  • 7:00 pm
    The One with Christmas in Tulsa
    Friends
    Monica fears the worst when she learns Chandler will be spending Christmas in Tulsa working on a deadline with a beautiful co-worker.
    TV-PG (S) DVS: Y
  • 7:30 pm
    The One Where Rachel Goes Back to Work
    Friends
    Rachel crosses swords with her temporary replacement at the shop. Phoebe wreaks havoc on the set of Joey's soap opera.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 8:00 pm
    The One with Phoebe's Rats
    Friends
    Monica invites Rachel's workplace rival to her birthday party. Joey flirts with Emma's new nanny, and Phoebe and Mike take care of a litter of rats.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 8:30 pm
    The One Where Monica Sings
    Friends
    Monica exults in the applause she receives on karaoke night, unaware that the cheering audience can see through her blouse.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 9:00 pm
    The One with the Blind Dates
    Friends
    Joey and Phoebe conspire to send Rachel and Ross on disastrous blind dates.
    TV-14 DVS: Y
  • 9:30 pm
    The Champagne Reflection
    The Big Bang Theory
    It's a banner day for Sheldon as he bids a sad farewell to his Fun With Flags podcast. Meanwhile, Leonard, Howard and Raj probe a late professor's research in search of some hidden significance.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 10:00 pm
    The Clean Room Infiltration
    The Big Bang Theory
    On Christmas Eve, Amy plans a traditional Victorian dinner, while Raj, Leonard and Howard scramble to remove a pigeon that flew into the clean room at the university.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 10:30 pm
    The Space Probe Disintegration
    The Big Bang Theory
    While Raj eagerly awaits data from a space probe in which he was involved, Howard keeps distracting him. Later, dress shopping with Penny and Amy doesn't exactly prove to be a good fit for Leonard and Sheldon.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 11:00 pm
    The Anxiety Optimization
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon becomes concerned that his cushy lifestyle is impacting his professional progress and keeping him from achieving scientific renown, so he asks the gang to make life more difficult for him.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 11:30 pm
    The Troll Manifestation
    The Big Bang Theory
    An online troll rips Leonard and Sheldon's published physics paper, so the guys rally to defend the two and expose the bully, while a girls night out leads to Penny, Amy and Bernadette dishing about embarrassing past events.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 12:00 am
    The Comic Book Store Regeneration
    The Big Bang Theory
    Amid the excitement of Stuart reopening his comic-book store, Howard gets some unsettling news; and after teaching Sheldon how to "let it go," Penny doesn't practice what she preaches when she learns something maddening about Amy.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 12:30 am
    The Intimacy Acceleration
    The Big Bang Theory
    An experiment designed to make participants fall in love piques Penny and Leonard's interest, so they decide to put it to the test. Meanwhile, Leonard, Amy, Raj and Emily have an encounter with a "zombie."
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
Saturday, Dec 13

  • 5:30 am
    Shrek the Third
    When Shrek married Fiona, the last thing he wanted was to rule Far Far Away, but when his frogger-in-law, King Harold, suddenly croaks, Shrek is quickly fitted for the crown.
    TV-PG (DV) DVS: Y
  • 2:00 pm
    The One with the Mugging
    Friends
    Joey stumbles upon a way to impress a famous actor during an audition. Ross learns the identity of a long-ago mugger, and Chandler accepts an internship at a shoe company.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 2:30 pm
    The One with the Boob Job
    Friends
    Both Monica and Chandler secretly approach Joey for a loan. Phoebe invites Mike to move in with her, and Rachel baby-proofs the apartment.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 3:00 pm
    The One with the Memorial Service
    Friends
    Ross and Chandler trade barbed insults on their alma mater's Web site.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 3:30 pm
    The One with the Lottery
    Friends
    The gang buys scads of lottery tickets for the multimillion-dollar jackpot.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 4:00 pm
    The One with Rachel's Dream
    Friends
    Rachel's visit to a soap opera set inspires her to dream about Joey. Chandler takes Ross on a weekend getaway after Monica cannot take time off from work.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 9:00 pm
    Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas
    The Grinch is irritated at the thought of the nearby village having a happy time celebrating Christmas. So, disguised as Santa Claus -- with his dog Max made to look like a reindeer -- he raids the village to steal all the Christmas things.
    TV-G DVS: Y
  • 9:30 pm
    The Colonization Application
    The Big Bang Theory
    There's trouble in paradise when Amy discovers Sheldon signed up for a one-way mission to colonize Mars, and the two get into a dogfight at a pet store. Meanwhile, Leonard makes a very "adult" purchase for Penny.
    TV-PG (DLS) DVS: Y
  • 10:00 pm
    The Leftover Thermalization
    The Big Bang Theory
    An electrical short thaws the last meal that was cooked by Mrs. Wolowitz, and the gang ponders what to do with it, while Sheldon and Leonard's work is featured in a magazine, but only one receives credit.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 10:30 pm
    The Skywalker Incursion
    The Big Bang Theory
    A speaking engagement at UC Berkeley puts Leonard and Sheldon in a galaxy not too far, far away from their idol George Lucas' Skywalker Ranch, and they considrer dropping by.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 11:00 pm
    The Fortification Implementation
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Sheldon and Amy build a fort, they come to a crossroad in their relationship. Wolowitz is shocked when a man claiming to be his half-brother shows up. When Penny is invited to be on Wil's podcast, she and Leonard have an argument.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 11:30 pm
    The Communication Deterioration
    The Big Bang Theory
    In the event of alien contact, NASA asks Raj to craft a message for the extraterrestrials, and the guys battle over how it should be handled. Meanwhile, Penny must decide between auditioning for a film role or keeping her job in pharmaceutical sales.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 12:00 am
    The Graduation Transmission
    The Big Bang Theory
    Wolowitz questions his abilities when he and Sheldon can't get a drone to fly. A canceled flight nearly prevents Leonard from giving the commencement address. Raj pits his parents against each other when his father cuts him off financially.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 12:30 am
    The Maternal Combustion
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard and Sheldon's mothers come to town to celebrate their sons getting an award, but the opinionated women engage in an altercation over religion.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 1:00 am
    Twister
    Storm-chasing scientists head into the heart of the most lethal tornadoes to track nature's fury in this action-packed blockbuster with Helen Hunt and Bill Paxton.
    TV-14 (LV) DVS: Y
  • 3:15 am
    San Andreas
    Dwayne Johnson stars in this disaster thriller as a rescue pilot who sets out along with his estranged wife to locate and save their daughter (Alexandra Daddario) after the San Andreas Fault gives in, causing a magnitude 9.1 earthquake.
    TV-14 (LV) DVS: Y
Sunday, Dec 14

  • 5:30 am
    The Day After Tomorrow
    A climatologist tries to locate his son after global warming leads to worldwide natural disasters.
    TV-14 (LV) DVS: Y
  • 8:00 am
    San Andreas
    Dwayne Johnson stars in this disaster thriller as a rescue pilot who sets out along with his estranged wife to locate and save their daughter (Alexandra Daddario) after the San Andreas Fault gives in, causing a magnitude 9.1 earthquake.
    TV-14 (LV) DVS: Y
  • 3:00 pm
    Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas
    The Grinch is irritated at the thought of the nearby village having a happy time celebrating Christmas. So, disguised as Santa Claus -- with his dog Max made to look like a reindeer -- he raids the village to steal all the Christmas things.
    TV-G DVS: Y
  • 3:30 pm
    A Christmas Story
    Ralphie Parker spends most of his time dodging a bully and dreaming of his ideal Christmas gift, a Red Ryder BB gun. Frequently at odds with his dad but comforted by his mom, Ralphie struggles to make it to Christmas Day with his glasses and hopes intact.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 7:45 pm
    Twister
    Storm-chasing scientists head into the heart of the most lethal tornadoes to track nature's fury in this action-packed blockbuster with Helen Hunt and Bill Paxton.
    TV-14 (LV) DVS: Y
  • 10:00 pm
    The Commitment Determination
    The Big Bang Theory
    In the Season 8 finale, Leonard and Penny are pressured to set a wedding date by Sheldon, whose relationship with Amy has taken an interesting turn.
    TV-14 (D) DVS: Y
  • 10:30 pm
    The Matrimonial Momentum
    The Big Bang Theory
    Season 9 premiere, Penny has a problem dealing with Leonard's confession about having kissed another woman, while Sheldon is confused about Amy calling a timeout on their relationship.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 11:00 pm
    The Separation Oscillation
    The Big Bang Theory
    To ease Penny's mind, Leonard pays a visit to the woman he kissed during his expedition to the North Sea, while Sheldon's breakup with Amy leads him to retaliate by shooting a special episode of "Fun with Flags".
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 11:30 pm
    The Bachelor Party Corrosion
    The Big Bang Theory
    The guys surprise Leonard with a belated bachelor-party weekend in Mexico, but their plans hit a bump in the road when they get a flat tire on the way. Meanwhile, the girls lean on Penny to tell her family that she and Leonard eloped.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 12:00 am
    The 2003 Approximation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon reverts back to 2003 when he learns that Leonard and Penny are moving in together. Meanwhile Howard and Raj form a band to play at the comic book store.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 12:30 am
    The Perspiration Implementation
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Barry Kripke gives the guys fencing lessons, he makes a point of letting Sheldon know he's interested in dating Amy. Stuart has trouble getting female customers at the Comic Book Store, so Penny, Amy and Bernadette stop by to help out.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 1:00 am
    The Helium Insufficiency
    The Big Bang Theory
    A helium shortage leads Sheldon and Leonard to do business with a dealer in the black market in order to acquire some of the element for an experiment they need to complete.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 1:30 am
    The Spock Resonance
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon's interview for a "Star Trek" documentary focusing on Spock turns up a shocking revelation about his breakup with Amy. Meanwhile, the Wolowitzes haggle over the remodeling of his family home.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 2:00 am
    The Mystery Date Observation
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Leonard, Penny and Bernadette learn that Amy is going out on a dinner date, the trio set out to spy on her and the guy. Meanwhile, Sheldon recruits Raj and Howard to find a woman for him.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 2:30 am
    The Platonic Permutation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Now just friends, Sheldon and Amy spend Thanksgiving at the aquarium, a reluctant Wolowitz volunteers at a soup kitchen with Bernadette, Raj and Emily, and Penny realizes that Leonard knows a bit more about her than he's let on.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 3:00 am
    The Earworm Reverberation
    The Big Bang Theory
    God only knows what song is constantly playing in Sheldon's head, but it reminds him of Amy and leads to a surprising revelation. Meanwhile, she is back in the dating game.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 3:30 am
    Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas
    The Grinch is irritated at the thought of the nearby village having a happy time celebrating Christmas. So, disguised as Santa Claus -- with his dog Max made to look like a reindeer -- he raids the village to steal all the Christmas things.
    TV-G DVS: Y
  • 4:00 am
    A Christmas Story
    Ralphie Parker spends most of his time dodging a bully and dreaming of his ideal Christmas gift, a Red Ryder BB gun. Frequently at odds with his dad but comforted by his mom, Ralphie struggles to make it to Christmas Day with his glasses and hopes intact.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
Monday, Dec 15

  • 8:15 am
    A Christmas Carol (1999)
    Adaptation of Charles Dickens' story "A Christmas Carol." A crotchety, old misanthrope, Ebenezer Scrooge, experiences an epiphany on Christmas Eve when he revisits his wretched past .
    TV-G DVS: Y
  • 12:00 pm
    A Musty Crypt and a Stick to Pee On
    Young Sheldon
    While Mary and George take a trip, Georgie freaks out when his girlfriend thinks she's pregnant. Dale and Meemaw work out their relationship issues with Dungeons and Dragons.
    TV-14 (L) DVS: Y
  • 12:30 pm
    Freshman Orientation and the Invention of the Zipper
    Young Sheldon
    While college orientation does not go as Sheldon planned, Mary is mistaken for a university student and invited to a party.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 1:00 pm
    A Philosophy Class and Worms That Can Chase You
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon's first day of college is derailed by his new philosophy teacher. Also, Mary and Brenda live vicariously through Missy's first day of middle school.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 1:30 pm
    An Existential Crisis and a Bear That Makes Bubbles
    Young Sheldon
    Meemaw takes matters into her own hands when Sheldon's philosophy teacher, Professor Ericson, sends him into a tailspin.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 2:00 pm
    Crappy Frozen Ice Cream and an Organ Grinder's Monkey
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon and his dad dine with President Hagemeyer and a university benefactor. Also, Dale and his ex-wife invite Meemaw to their son's wedding.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 2:30 pm
    Cowboy Aerobics and 473 Grease-Free Bolts
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon campaigns to become Dr. Linkletter's lab assistant. Meanwhile, Georgie enlists the help of Mr. Lundy, the drama teacher, for a surprising business venture.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 3:00 pm
    The One with the Soap Opera Party
    Friends
    Ross invites an attractive paleontologist to a rooftop Days of Our Lives party being thrown by Joey.
    TV-PG (S) DVS: Y
  • 3:30 pm
    The One with the Fertility Test
    Friends
    Monica and Chandler run into an old acquaintance when they secretly go to a fertility clinic. Ross helps Joey woo the same professor he wants to date.
    TV-14 (D) DVS: Y
  • 4:00 pm
    The One with the Donor
    Friends
    Monica and Chandler interview unsuspecting candidates, hoping to find the right man to father their baby.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 4:30 pm
    The One in Barbados, Part 1
    Friends
    The gang heads to Barbados for a paleontology convention where Ross is the keynote speaker. David prepares to propose to Phoebe, but ex-boyfriend Mike is not yet out of the picture.
    TV-PG (DS) DVS: Y
  • 5:00 pm
    The One in Barbados Part 2
    Friends
    The gang heads to Barbados for a paleontology convention where Ross is the keynote speaker; David prepares to propose to Phoebe, but ex-boyfriend Mike is not yet out of the picture.
    TV-PG (DS) DVS: Y
  • 5:30 pm
    The One After Joey and Rachel Kiss
    Friends
    In Barbados, Monica, Chandler and Phoebe eavesdrop on their friends' passionate encounters. Monica styles her hair to look like a blowfish, and Phoebe and Mike rekindle their romance.
    TV-PG (DS) DVS: Y
  • 6:00 pm
    The One Where Ross Is Fine
    Friends
    Ross drinks too much alcohol at dinner with Rachel, Joey and Charlie. Frank Jr. cannot cope with his precocious triplets.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 6:30 pm
    The One with Ross's Tan
    Friends
    Rachel and Joey nervously anticipate their first real date. Monica and Phoebe try to avoid an obnoxious friend with a fake British accent, and Ross emerges from a tanning booth with a two-toned appearance.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 7:00 pm
    The One with the Cake
    Friends
    An X-rated cake is delivered to Emma's first birthday party.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 7:30 pm
    The One Where Rachel's Sister Babysits
    Friends
    Rachel convinces her sister to baby-sit over Ross' protests, and Joey writes a letter to an adoption agency on Monica and Chandler's behalf.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 8:00 pm
    The One with Ross's Grant
    Friends
    When Ross interviews with Charlie's ex-boyfriend for a prized grant, the doctor makes a shocking stipulation.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 8:30 pm
    The One with the Home Study
    Friends
    Monica and Chandler fuss over their apartment as they expect a visit from the adoption worker. Phoebe and Mike opt for a small wedding and donate the extra money to a children's charity.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 9:00 pm
    The One with the Late Thanksgiving
    Friends
    Monica prepares a Thanksgiving feast for the gang, then becomes enraged when everyone shows up late. Phoebe convinces Rachel to enter Emma in a baby beauty contest.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 9:30 pm
    The Opening Night Excitation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Professor Proton visits Sheldon in a dream and gives him Obi-Wan Kenobi-like advice about whether to go see the new "Star Wars" film or spend the time with newly reunited girlfriend Amy on her birthday.
    TV-PG (DLS) DVS: Y
  • 10:00 pm
    The Sales Call Sublimation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Penny entices Leonard to meet with a psychiatrist and the results are surprising, Stuart moves out of the Wolowitz house, and Howard and Bernadette find themselves at a loss.
    TV-PG (DS) DVS: Y
  • 10:30 pm
    The Empathy Optimization
    The Big Bang Theory
    Dealing with an under-the-weather Sheldon is so draining for Penny, Leonard, and the gang, that they decide to treat themselves to a Sheldon-less weekend.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 11:00 pm
    The Meemaw Materialization
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon's grandmother, aka Meemaw, visits and there's friction between her and Amy, which intensifies after the elderly woman blurts out a secret about Sheldon.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 11:30 pm
    The Valentino Submergence
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Amy celebrate Valentine's Day with an episode of Fun With Flags, Leonard and Penny feel the pangs of aging, and Howard and Bernadette are surprised by what they find in their hot tub.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 12:00 am
    The Positive Negative Reaction
    The Big Bang Theory
    The gang learns Bernadette is pregnant and celebrates by singing karaoke. Meanwhile, Wolowitz freaks out over the pregnancy announcement and becomes convinced he must make more money to provide for the baby.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 12:30 am
    The Celebration Experimentation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and the gang celebrate his birthday and he's surprised by a special guest.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 1:00 am
    The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon irks the gangs with his obsession with proper Christmas gift protocol. Leonard's crushed when Penny dates a colleague of his.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 1:30 am
    The Maternal Congruence
    The Big Bang Theory
    A Christmas visit from his mother has Leonard discovering she's kept a lot of news from him that she shares with Sheldon and worrying if she'll approve of his romance with Penny.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 2:00 am
    The Santa Simulation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon unwillingly revisits some Christmas memories during a lively game of Dungeons and Dragons, while Raj joins the girls for ladies night out.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 2:30 am
    The Cooper Extraction
    The Big Bang Theory
    With Sheldon in Texas, the gang gathers to decorate for Christmas, and they each contemplate if they would have had a wonderful life had they never met him.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 3:00 am
    The Clean Room Infiltration
    The Big Bang Theory
    On Christmas Eve, Amy plans a traditional Victorian dinner, while Raj, Leonard and Howard scramble to remove a pigeon that flew into the clean room at the university.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 3:30 am
    The Holiday Summation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Amy visit Leonard and Penny for the first time since the holidays and share details about their terrible trip to Texas.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 4:00 am
    The Celebration Experimentation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and the gang celebrate his birthday and he's surprised by a special guest.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 4:30 am
    The Application Deterioration
    The Big Bang Theory
    Howard reconsiders entering into a legal partnership with Leonard and Sheldon regarding the patent for the infinite persistence gyroscope. Also, the women offer Raj dating advice after Emily reaches out to him following their breakup.
    TV-PG (DLS) DVS: Y
Tuesday, Dec 16

  • 5:00 am
    Stompe Le Monde
    American Dad
    Stan buys the rights a Broadway show after inheriting money from a dead uncle.
    TV-14 (DLSV) DVS: Y
  • 5:30 am
    Mom Sauce
    American Dad
    Steve's life is turned upside down when Snot gets rich after his mom starts selling a new dipping sauce. Klaus, Stan, Roger and Jeff become mall fashion show models.
    TV-14 (DLSV) DVS: Y
  • 6:00 am
    Hamerican Dad!
    American Dad
    Stan, reluctantly invites Roger into his ham club. Francine decides to scare Greg.
    TV-14 (DLSV) DVS: Y
  • 6:30 am
    Demolition Daddy
    American Dad
    Thanks to Roger, Snot discovers his dead father was a demolition derby driver. Hayley takes Steve on a road trip, so he can learn to drive.
    TV-14 (DLSV) DVS: Y
  • 7:00 am
    Pride Before the Fail
    American Dad
    Roger tries to force Hayley into graduating from community college so he can move into her room. Klaus repairs Francine's car.
    TV-14 (DLSV) DVS: Y
  • 7:30 am
    Enter Stanman
    American Dad
    Roger helps Stan enter Francine's dreams after he becomes insecure about their contents.
    TV-14 (DLSV) DVS: Y
  • 8:00 am
    No Weddings and a Funeral
    American Dad
    Klaus leaves the family after one too many harassments. 15 years later, they reconnect for his funeral.
    TV-14 (DLSV) DVS: Y
  • 8:30 am
    Eight Fires
    American Dad
    Roger helps Francine with her terrible cooking by bringing her to a remote Patagonian island. Stan gets a nail in his head and can't speak.
    TV-14 (DLSV) DVS: Y
  • 9:00 am
    The Hand that Rocks the Rogu
    American Dad
    Steve babysits Roger's ex-tumor, Rogu, to prove to Francine that he's ready for the responsibility. Stan and Francine get into trouble in their respective clubs.
    TV-14 (DLSV) DVS: Y
  • 9:30 am
    Downtown
    American Dad
    Hayley drives Steve to a testing center in "no good" downtown but they end up stranded in a worse suburban neighborhood. Stan, Francine, and Roger mistakenly go downtown to rescue them.
    TV-14 (DLV) DVS: Y
  • 12:00 pm
    A Pager, a Club and a Cranky Bag of Wrinkles
    Young Sheldon
    Dr. Linkletter pushes Sheldon to make friends with his fellow students, and Georgie gets a pager.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 12:30 pm
    A Box of Treasure and the Meemaw of Science
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon, Dr. Linkletter and Meemaw team up on a science experiment. Also, Mary is jealous that Pastor Jeff and Brenda are spending so much time together.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 1:00 pm
    The Geezer Bus and a New Model For Education
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon refuses to ride in a car after getting into an accident with Meemaw. Meanwhile, Meemaw is forced to take the church shuttle while her car is in the shop.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 1:30 pm
    Mitch's Son and the Unconditional Approval of a Government Agency
    Young Sheldon
    When the IRS accuses Sheldon of making a mistake, he stops at nothing to prove them wrong. Then, when Dale is forced to get a colonoscopy, he tries to convince Meemaw to join him.
    TV-14 (L) DVS: Y
  • 2:00 pm
    A Virus, Heartbreak and a World of Possibilities
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon faces extreme consequences after installing a pirated computer game. Meanwhile, Mary and Meemaw take Brenda out for Girls Night, while George watches Billy.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 2:30 pm
    A Second Prodigy and the Hottest Tips for Pouty Lips
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon finds himself at odds with Paige once again when she considers enrolling at East Texas Tech. Meanwhile, Mary seeks the advice of June when looking for a change.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 3:00 pm
    The One with the Birth Mother
    Friends
    A prospective birth mother labors under a misconception about Monica and Chandler's respective occupations.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 3:30 pm
    The One Where Chandler Gets Caught
    Friends
    Rachel and Phoebe spot Chandler getting into a vehicle with a mysterious blond woman.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 4:00 pm
    The One Where the Stripper Cries
    Friends
    Joey appears as a celebrity contestant on $100,000 Pyramid. Monica and Rachel hire an ungainly stripper for Phoebe's bachelorette party.
    TV-14 (D) DVS: Y
  • 4:30 pm
    The One with Phoebe's Wedding
    Friends
    A blizzard causes Phoebe and Mike's wedding to spiral out of control. Uptight Monica steps in as her friend's wedding planner, then drives everyone crazy.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 5:00 pm
    The One Where Joey Speaks French
    Friends
    Monica and Chandler show Erica the sights but also learn their baby's biological father might be an unsavory character. Joey begs Phoebe to teach him how to speak French before an audition.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 5:30 pm
    The One with Princess Consuela
    Friends
    Rachel goes to a job interview at a restaurant and winds up sitting next to her current boss. Joey feels abandoned because Monica and Chandler are leaving.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 6:00 pm
    The One Where Estelle Dies
    Friends
    Ross tries to win back Rachel's job with her former fashion employer. Phoebe tries to keep Joey from learning about his agent's death, and Monica and Chandler make a horrifying discovery.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 6:30 pm
    The One with Rachel's Going Away Party
    Friends
    One of the guys becomes offended when Rachel does not give him the same goodbye she gives the others.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 7:00 pm
    The Last One: Part 1
    Friends
    The six friends say goodbye and embark on the next chapters of their lives.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 7:30 pm
    The Last One: Part 2
    Friends
    The six friends say goodbye and embark on the next chapters of their lives.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 8:00 pm
    The One Where Monica Gets a Roommate
    Friends
    After Rachel leaves her fiance at the altar, she moves in with Monica and finds that independence is not so easy, particularly without Daddy's credit cards.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 8:30 pm
    The One with the Sonogram
    Friends
    Ross is stunned to learn his ex-wife is pregnant with their child. Monica's dinner for her overly critical parents is a disaster.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 9:00 pm
    The One with the Thumb
    Friends
    The group loves Monica's new boyfriend. Chandler resumes smoking, and Phoebe receives a large sum of money unexpectedly.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 9:30 pm
    The Solder Excursion Diversion
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon shocks Amy with a startling revelation after she buys him a new laptop. Meanwhile, Raj throws Leonard and Howard under the bus after they lie to their wives and sneak off to an early screening of a movie.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 10:00 pm
    The Big Bear Precipitation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon shares a secret about Leonard when the two go on a weekend trip with Penny and Amy; Raj goes all out with pregnancy gifts.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 10:30 pm
    The Viewing Party Combustion
    The Big Bang Theory
    During a group get-together, a minor argument between Sheldon and Leonard turns into a heated debate, leaving the rest of the gang to choose sides.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 11:00 pm
    The Fermentation Bifurcation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon stays behind to spend quality time with the pregnant Bernadette when the rest of the gang toddles off to a wine-tasting event where they run into Penny's former boyfriend, and Raj introduces his new girlfriend.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 11:30 pm
    The Line Substitution Solution
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Sheldon decides he'd rather go to a movie screening than hang out with Amy, he hires Stuart to spend the day with her. Meanwhile Leonard's mother visits, and Penny just can't seem to connect with her.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 12:00 am
    The Convergence Convergence
    The Big Bang Theory
    In the Season 9 finale, Leonard's recently divorced parents roll into town, as does Sheldon's holy-roller mother, and all hell breaks loose.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 12:30 am
    The Conjugal Conjecture
    The Big Bang Theory
    In the Season 10 premiere, the gang deals with the awkward aftermath of an overnight liaison between Sheldon's mother and Leonard's father. Meanwhile, Penny's dysfunctional family is in town for the wedding.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 1:00 am
    The Military Miniaturization
    The Big Bang Theory
    The guys heads are in a spin when an Air Force bigwig approaches them about their revolutionary gyroscope invention, and Bernadette is upset with Penny after she accidentally leaks a secret to the mom-to-be's coworkers about her being pregnant.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 1:30 am
    The Dependence Transcendence
    The Big Bang Theory
    Howard and Leonard are putting in late nights at work and Sheldon is having trouble keeping up, Raj and a pregnant Bernadette spend a day together, and Penny and Amy take in a faculty party.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 2:00 am
    The Cohabitation Experimentation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Amy decide to move in together when her apartment floods. Meanwhile, Howard and Bernadette become upset when Raj learns the gender of their baby before they do.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 2:30 am
    The Hot Tub Contamination
    The Big Bang Theory
    Amy and Sheldon's live-in relationship may be in the toilet after he accuses her of not following the bathroom schedule. Meanwhile, Howard and Bernadette's secret staycation is interrupted by interfering interlopers who are sneaking into their hot tub.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 3:00 am
    The Fetal Kick Catalyst
    The Big Bang Theory
    Feeling his fetal offspring kick sends Howard on a baby-items buying binge with Raj, Sheldon and Amy host a brunch in their new digs, and Penny, by virtue of her virtuoso performance in "Serial Apist," is invited to a sci-fi convention.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 3:30 am
    The Brain Bowl Incubation
    The Big Bang Theory
    A successful gene experiment leaves Sheldon excited to procreate with Amy, and he pulls out all stops to get her on board. Meanwhile, Raj is reluctant to reveal what the new woman in his life does for a living.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 4:00 am
    The Geology Elevation
    The Big Bang Theory
    A geologist coworker's MacArthur Genius fellowship award leaves Sheldon stone cold jealous. Meanwhile, Howard stumbles upon a remote-control Stephen Hawking action figure that he invented. Hawking appears as himself.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 4:30 am
    The Property Division Collision
    The Big Bang Theory
    A great divide develops between Sheldon and Leonard when it comes time to divvy up their shared belongings. Meanwhile, with Bernadette heading into her pregnancy homestretch, Raj and Stuart battle to be the one providing her the most help.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
Wednesday, Dec 17

  • 12:00 pm
    A Black Hole
    Young Sheldon
    The Coopers discuss the possibilities of black holes and alternate universes when Dr. Sturgis comes over for dinner.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 12:30 pm
    The Wild and Woolly World of Nonlinear Dynamics
    Young Sheldon
    In the fourth season finale, Missy's first heartbreak triggers a series of events that lead the Cooper family to the brink.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 1:00 pm
    One Bad Night and a Chaos of Selfish Desires
    Young Sheldon
    In the fifth season premiere episode, Sheldon and Missy both run away from home, while Mary gets some upsetting news about her husband, George.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 1:30 pm
    Snoopin' Around and the Wonder Twins of Atheism
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon encourages Missy to question the Bible. Also, Meemaw is determined to catch George Sr. in a lie, and Mary helps Pastor Jeff search for a youth pastor.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 2:00 pm
    Potential Energy and Hooch on a Park Bench
    Young Sheldon
    While Sheldon tries to convince Dr. Sturgis to return to the university, Georgie upsets the family when he makes a life-changing decision.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 2:30 pm
    Pish Posh and a Secret Back Room
    Young Sheldon
    While Meemaw opens a secret gambling room, Sheldon, Missy and Georgie adapt to new living arrangements.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 3:00 pm
    The One with George Stephanopoulos
    Friends
    While the men attend a hockey game and end up at a hospital, the women spy on President Clinton's top aide, George Stephanopoulos, who lives across the street. Rachel receives her first paycheck.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 3:30 pm
    The One with the East German Laundry Detergent
    Friends
    While Phoebe and Chandler end their respective romantic relationships, Rachel and Ross do laundry together on their first date.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 4:00 pm
    The One with the Butt
    Friends
    Joey gets a film role as a stand-in for Al Pacino's butt. Ross tries to be less conservative. Chandler has an affair with a married woman.
    TV-14 (S) DVS: Y
  • 4:30 pm
    The One with the Blackout
    Friends
    A citywide power outage leaves Chandler stranded in the vestibule for an automatic banking machine with gorgeous model Jill Connick. Ross tries to ask Rachel out on a date. Joey learns Monica used to be infatuated with him.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 5:00 pm
    The One Where Nana Dies Twice
    Friends
    When Ross and Monica's grandmother dies, the whole gang attends the funeral service. Chandler questions his sexual persona when a co-worker wants to arrange a date for him with another guy.
    TV-14 DVS: Y
  • 5:30 pm
    The One Where Underdog Gets Away
    Friends
    Monica intends to host a cozy Thanksgiving feast in her apartment with her friends but her plans go awry, and the feast becomes a fiasco.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 6:00 pm
    The One with the Monkey
    Friends
    The friends promise to celebrate New Year's Eve without dates but soon all their plans change. Ross gets a pet monkey.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 6:30 pm
    The One with Mrs. Bing
    Friends
    Chandler's flamboyant mother comes to New York for a visit. Phoebe and Monica cause a traffic accident.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 7:00 pm
    The One with the Dozen Lasagnas
    Friends
    Rachel's Italian boyfriend tries to seduce Phoebe. Rachel accidentally reveals a secret to Ross. Monica's aunt refuses to take the lasagnas she ordered from Monica.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 7:30 pm
    The One with the Boobies
    Friends
    Chandler sees Rachel nude. Joey learns his father is having an affair.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 8:00 pm
    The One with the Candy Hearts
    Friends
    On Valentine's Day, Ross meets his ex-wife while on his first date in nine years. The girls rebel by burning mementos of past relationships.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 8:30 pm
    The One with the Stoned Guy
    Friends
    A restaurant owner interviews Monica for a chef's position. Ross asks Joey how to talk dirty to women.
    TV-14 DVS: Y
  • 9:00 pm
    The One with Two Parts: Part 1
    Friends
    Phoebe's twin sister causes confusion and conflict. Ross attends childbirth classes with his ex-wife and her girlfriend.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 9:30 pm
    The Veracity Elasticity
    The Big Bang Theory
    In order to remain Sheldon's roomie, Amy fibs about repairs being made to her apartment. Later, they present a episode of "Fun with Flags" in Penny's apartment.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 10:00 pm
    The Birthday Synchronicity
    The Big Bang Theory
    The Wolowitz baby arrives, while Sheldon and Amy celebrate Amy's birthday.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 10:30 pm
    The Holiday Summation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Amy visit Leonard and Penny for the first time since the holidays and share details about their terrible trip to Texas.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 11:00 pm
    The Romance Recalibration
    The Big Bang Theory
    After a marital disagreement, Penny takes off for a spa weekend with Amy, and Sheldon steps in to play peacemaker for the squabbling newlyweds. Meanwhile, Howard and Raj do battle with a noisy floor in the baby's room.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 11:30 pm
    The Emotion Detection Automation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon decides to test an MIT invention that can help read people's emotions. Meanwhile, Leonard has trouble hiding his emotions when Penny announces her brother is going to visit, and Raj gathers former girlfriends to ask for their dating advice.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 12:00 am
    The Locomotion Reverberation
    The Big Bang Theory
    With Sheldon hindering progress on the guidance-system project, Leonard and Howard figure the only way they can get back on track is to engineer a distraction by getting him tickets to a historic railroad.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 12:30 am
    The Allowance Evaporation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Amy is incensed when she discovers Sheldon has shared intimate relationship information with people at the University, and Raj is knocked for a loop when his father stops sending financial support.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
Thursday, Dec 18

  • 5:00 am
    Trolling for Friends
    Impractical Jokers
    The Jokers are breaking and entering a home for a commercial where they showcase their wackiest and most over the top performances. To top it off, one loser will be troll-ing his way through the Liberty Science Center's Touch Tunnel!
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 12:00 pm
    Stuffed Animals and a Sweet Southern Syzygy
    Young Sheldon
    While Mary's away, George finds himself giving advice on Missy's love life. And Georgie has a solution for Meemaw's business woes.
    TV-14 DVS: Y
  • 12:30 pm
    Money Laundering and a Cascade of Hormones
    Young Sheldon
    Missy asks some uncomfortable questions about sex in church.
    TV-14 (L) DVS: Y
  • 1:00 pm
    An Introduction to Engineering and a Glob of Hair Gel
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon takes his first engineering class with Professor Boucher. Also, Meemaw and Dale help take care of his ex-wife, June.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 1:30 pm
    The Grand Chancellor and a Den of Sin
    Young Sheldon
    While Sheldon battles the mysterious Grand Chancellor of the university over science requirements, Mary discovers that Georgie is working at Meemaw's illegal gambling room.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 2:00 pm
    The Yips and an Oddly Hypnotic Bohemian
    Young Sheldon
    While George Sr. plays handyman at Brenda Sparks' house, Sheldon gets the science yips and has to learn how not to think.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 2:30 pm
    An Expensive Glitch and a Goof-Off Room
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon gets a dorm room all to himself, which soon becomes the campus hotspot. Meanwhile, Meemaw gets an unwanted business partner.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 3:00 pm
    The One with Two Parts: Part 2
    Friends
    Rachel and Monica squabble over two handsome doctors. Ross ponders his impending fatherhood with his own father.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 3:30 pm
    The One with All the Poker
    Friends
    The women lose money in a poker game with the men. After getting advice from a champion card player, they demand a rematch.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 4:00 pm
    The One Where the Monkey Gets Away
    Friends
    Rachel accidentally lets Ross' pet monkey escape, and the friends form a search party. Rachel learns that her former best friend is engaged to marry Rachel's former fianc?.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 4:30 pm
    The One with the Evil Orthodontist
    Friends
    Rachel reunites with her duplicitous ex-fiance. Chandler agonizes about a woman who doesn't call him after the first date.
    TV-14 (S) DVS: Y
  • 5:00 pm
    The One with the Fake Monica
    Friends
    Monica meets a woman who helps her live out her fantasies. Ross' pet monkey becomes sexually mature and makes everyone crazy.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 5:30 pm
    The One with the Ick Factor
    Friends
    Monica finds out more than she wants to know about her latest love. Chandler's friends at work treat him differently since his promotion. Ross' ex-wife begins giving birth.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 6:00 pm
    The One with the Birth
    Friends
    When Carol gives birth, Ross and Susan almost miss the event. Joey befriends an unmarried pregnant woman.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 6:30 pm
    The One Where Rachel Finds Out
    Friends
    Rachel finds out about Ross' secret love for her but another surprise awaits her.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 7:00 pm
    The One with Ross's New Girlfriend
    Friends
    Rachel gets an unpleasant surprise when Ross returns home. Phoebe has varied success cutting the friends' hair.
    TV-14 DVS: Y
  • 7:30 pm
    The One with the Breast Milk
    Friends
    Phoebe unwittingly disgusts everybody. Joey competes with a fellow salesman.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 8:00 pm
    The One Where Heckles Dies
    Friends
    The downstairs neighbor dies and bequeaths his strange possessions to Monica and Rachel.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 8:30 pm
    The One with Phoebe's Husband
    Friends
    Everyone is surprised when Phoebe's husband shows up.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 9:00 pm
    The One with Five Steaks and an Eggplant
    Friends
    The friends want to give Ross a birthday party but disagree about money. Monica gets promoted and learns a tough lesson.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 9:30 pm
    The Comic-Con Conundrum
    The Big Bang Theory
    Without financial backing from his father, Raj finds himself in a cash crunch and turns to Sheldon to help him get his head above water. Meanwhile, Penny considers crashing the guys' annual Comic-Con getaway.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 10:00 pm
    The Escape Hatch Identification
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard and Penny offer Sheldon's old room to Raj after he moves out of his apartment.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 10:30 pm
    The Collaboration Fluctuation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Raj moves in with Leonard and Penny and a period of adjustment begins for the three, while usually self-centered Sheldon shows surprising interest in Amy's work.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 11:00 pm
    The Recollection Dissipation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon is working overtime and pushing himself when he collaborates on projects with Leonard and Howard, and another one with Amy, all on the same day. Bernadette's maternity leave is running out and she must face going back to work.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 11:30 pm
    The Separation Agitation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leaving baby Halley in day care proves to be tough for Bernadette after she starts back to work, and geologist Bert digs up a girlfriend, but some of his colleagues think she's a gold digger.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 12:00 am
    The Cognition Regeneration
    The Big Bang Theory
    Penny's job offer from a former boyfriend doesn't sit well with Leonard.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 12:30 am
    The Gyroscopic Collapse
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard, Sheldon and Wolowitz celebrate the successful completion of their top-secret military project, until an unpleasant surprise leaves their heads spinning. Amy considers an offer of a summer position as a visiting researcher.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 1:00 am
    The Long Distance Dissonance
    The Big Bang Theory
    On the Season 10 finale, Sheldon's former admirer, Dr. Ramona Nowitzki, turns up while Amy is visiting Princeton, and the gang is extremely concerned.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 1:30 am
    The Proposal Proposal
    The Big Bang Theory
    Season 11 begins with Amy giving Sheldon an answer to his marriage proposal. Meanwhile, Howard and Bernadette struggle with some unexpected news.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 2:00 am
    The Retraction Reaction
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard angers the university and the entire physics community when he gives an embarrassing radio interview. Meanwhile, Amy and Bernadette bond over having to hide their success from Sheldon and Howard.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 2:30 am
    The Relaxation Integration
    The Big Bang Theory
    Amy records Sheldon talking in his sleep and tries to convince him that he has a more laid-back side. Meanwhile, Raj and Stuart compete to win the heart of Bernadette's new co-worker.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 3:00 am
    The Explosion Implosion
    The Big Bang Theory
    Wolowitz and Sheldon bond over their relationships with their disappointing fathers when they drive to the desert to shoot off a model rocket. Leonard's mom finds a new best friend in Penny, much to Leonard's dismay.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 3:30 am
    The Collaboration Contamination
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Raj confide in Bernadette when they can't handle Amy and Howard working together. Penny and Leonard learn new tactics on how to deal with Sheldon and they come from an unlikely source.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 4:00 am
    The Proton Regeneration
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon goes head-to-head with Wil Wheaton for the role of the new Professor Proton. Penny steps in and takes care of Halley when Bernadette and Howard both wind up on bed rest.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 4:30 am
    The Geology Methodology
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Bert collaborate on a research project, despite Sheldon's embarrassment. Penny and Bernadette coach Koothrappali on how to navigate his relationship with Ruchi.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
Friday, Dec 19

  • 12:00 pm
    A Lock-In, a Weather Girl and a Disgusting Habit
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon acts as Mary's spy when he's forced to spend the night at church for a youth lock-in. Meanwhile, Georgie finds himself attracted to an older woman.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 12:30 pm
    A Pink Cadillac and a Glorious Tribal Dance
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon attends his first comic book convention, and Mary tries selling make-up.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 1:00 pm
    A Lot of Band-Aids and the Cooper Surrender
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon makes friends with his dorm neighbors. Meanwhile, George Sr. learns his job is in jeopardy.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 1:30 pm
    A Free Scratcher and Feminine Wiles
    Young Sheldon
    When a new scientist joins the lab, Sheldon is the odd man out. Meanwhile, Mary is given a lotto ticket.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 2:00 pm
    A Lobster, an Armadillo and a Way Bigger Number
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon joins Dr. Linkletter and Dr. Sturgis on a science road trip, which lands them in the middle of nowhere. Meanwhile, Georgie continues to lie about his age.
    TV-14 (L) DVS: Y
  • 2:30 pm
    A Suitcase Full of Cash and a Yellow Clown Car
    Young Sheldon
    When Meemaw's gambling room is a success, she finds herself with a suitcase of illegal cash. Meanwhile, Missy starts a business and Sheldon dips his toe in the stock market.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 3:00 pm
    The One with the Baby on the Bus
    Friends
    Joey and Chandler try to attract women with baby Ben. Phoebe gets terminated from her singing job and replaced by a professional, Stephanie.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 3:30 pm
    The One Where Ross Finds Out
    Friends
    Dramatic developments occur in Ross and Rachel's relationship. Chandler regrets asking Monica to help him lose weight.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 4:00 pm
    The One with the List
    Friends
    Rachel makes a painful discovery concerning Ross. Monica's new boss gives her an impossible task.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 4:30 pm
    The One with Phoebe's Dad
    Friends
    Phoebe learns the surprising truth about her father. Ross makes Monica's Christmas party guests miserable.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 5:00 pm
    The One with Russ
    Friends
    Joey gets a great acting opportunity. Rachel dates a guy who is amazingly similar to Ross.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 5:30 pm
    The One with the Lesbian Wedding
    Friends
    Carol and Susan prepare for their wedding with some help from an uncomfortable Ross.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 6:00 pm
    The One After the Super Bowl: Part 1
    Friends
    Ross searches for his former pet monkey. Joey dates an obsessed fan.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 6:30 pm
    The One After the Super Bowl: Part 2
    Friends
    Ross spends some quality time with Marcel, his former pet monkey. Chandler gets a big surprise from a sexy former classmate.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 7:00 pm
    The One with the Prom Video
    Friends
    Monica's old home video shows Ross' true feelings for Rachel. Joey gives a gaudy gift to Chandler.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 7:30 pm
    The One Where Ross and Rachel...You Know
    Friends
    Ross and Rachel encounter obstacles to romance. Monica becomes enamored with a handsome, older doctor.
    TV-14 (S) DVS: Y
  • 8:00 pm
    The One Where Joey Moves Out
    Friends
    Monica's parents find out about her middle-aged boyfriend. Chandler and Joey argue and it could mean the end of their living arrangement.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 8:30 pm
    The One Where Eddie Moves In
    Friends
    Joey wants to move back in with Chandler, but there's a new problem. Phoebe tapes a rock video. Ross upsets Monica.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 9:00 pm
    The One Where Dr. Ramoray Dies
    Friends
    Monica and Richard experience the same romantic problems as Rachel and Ross. Joey's ill-advised comments to a fan magazine threaten his acting career.
    TV-14 (S) DVS: Y
  • 9:30 pm
    The Tesla Recoil
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard and Howard are furious after they learn Sheldon went to work with the military behind their backs. Bernadette is on bed rest, and she asks Raj to do some digging when she suspects Ruchi is trying to steal her job.
    TV-PG (DLS) DVS: Y
  • 10:00 pm
    The Bitcoin Entanglement
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon tries to teach the guys a lesson after they cut him out of a potentially valuable Bitcoin investment. Also, a seven-year-old video reveals a secret about Leonard and Penny's relationship.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 10:30 pm
    The Confidence Erosion
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Amy try to eliminate stress from wedding planning by applying math to the process. Raj "breaks up" with Howard after realizing his best friend is actually hurting his confidence.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 11:00 pm
    The Celebration Reverberation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Howard plan birthday celebrations for Amy and Halley, respectively. Leonard receives a Christmas letter from his brother that causes him to spiral out about his own lack of accomplishments.
    TV-14 (D) DVS: Y
  • 11:30 pm
    The Matrimonial Metric
    The Big Bang Theory
    To discover who would be most qualified to be best man and maid of honor at their wedding, Sheldon and Amy subject their friends to a series of secret experiments. Also, Penny reveals her true feelings about Amy.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
Saturday, Dec 20

  • 1:30 pm
    The One Where Eddie Won't Go
    Friends
    Chandler wants his annoying new roommate to move out. Joey's exorbitant bills come due. The women learn from a book about personal empowerment.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 2:00 pm
    The One Where Old Yeller Dies
    Friends
    Monica's boyfriend impresses Chandler and Joey. Phoebe finds out what she missed as a child.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 2:30 pm
    The One with the Bullies
    Friends
    Two bullies eject Chandler and Ross from Central Perk. Phoebe meets a brother she never knew she had.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 3:00 pm
    The One with the Two Parties
    Friends
    Rachel gets a surprise at her birthday party when her parents show up.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 3:30 pm
    The One with the Chicken Pox
    Friends
    When Phoebe catches chickenpox, her chances for romance with a former lover are almost ruined. Monica worries that she is too strange for Richard.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 4:00 pm
    The One with Barry and Mindy's Wedding
    Friends
    Rachel is a bridesmaid at her ex-fianc?'s wedding. Monica and Richard's relationship is jeopardized when the subject of children is discussed.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 4:30 pm
    The Solo Oscillation
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Sheldon kicks Amy out to work solo, she and Leonard bond during a series of science experiments. Bert replaces Howard in the band Footprints on the Moon, and Sheldon finds Penny a surprising source of scientific inspiration.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 5:00 pm
    The Separation Triangulation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Raj learns the woman he's dating has a very upset husband. Sheldon rents his old room for a quiet place to work.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 5:30 pm
    The Novelization Correlation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon petitions Wil Wheaton to appear on the new "Professor Proton Show", but Wil offers a role to Amy instead. Penny gets angry when she thinks the female protagonist in Leonard's novel is based on her.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 6:00 pm
    The Neonatal Nomenclature
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Bernadette won't go in labor, all her friends try different tactics to get things started. Howard confronts Bernadette after Amy accidentally reveals she's already chosen their son's name.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 6:30 pm
    The Athenaeum Allocation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard jumps through hoops to help secure the perfect wedding venue for Sheldon and Amy. Bernadette and Howard have a hard time deciding who should stay home with the kids and who should go back to work.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 7:00 pm
    The Gates Excitation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Penny gets the opportunity to host Bill Gates at work when his company wants to partner with her pharmaceutical company. Leonard, Raj and Howard do everything in their power to meet him, while Sheldon thinks he is the victim of an April Fools' prank.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 7:30 pm
    The Tenant Disassociation
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Leonard learns Sheldon is the president of the tenants association, he decides to run against him. Bernadette encourages Howard and Raj to find the owner of a drone after they find it in the backyard.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 8:00 pm
    The Reclusive Potential
    The Big Bang Theory
    Reclusive scientist, Doctor Wolcott, invites Sheldon to his cabin in the middle of nowhere, and Leonard, Raj and Howard go along. Penny and Bernadette improvise after Amy doesn't like the tame bachelorette party they planned for her.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
Sunday, Dec 21

  • 9:00 am
    Off the Wheels
    Impractical Jokers
    Murr, Q and Sal will be sitting alongside a stranger to participate in a documentary-style interview. Then, they'll be trying to upcharge guests again as hotel concierge. At the end, one of them will be working up a sweat as Peloton's biggest nightmare.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 11:00 am
    Santa, Schmanta
    American Dad
    Roger feels unappreciated during Christmas so Snot introduces him to Judaism. After a run-in with Santa, Roger really gets into the Hanukkah spirit.
    TV-14 (DLV) DVS: Y
  • 11:30 am
    Yule. Tide. Repeat.
    American Dad
    After Stan's plan for the perfect Christmas goes terribly, tragically wrong, he's given a magical opportunity to make things right.
    TV-14 (DLSV) DVS: Y
  • 12:00 pm
    The Grounch
    American Dad
    When Roger has his famous Christmas sex party stolen from him the results are... monstrous. Stan creates a magazine for men.
    TV-14 (DLS) DVS: Y
  • 4:30 pm
    The One with Phoebe's Dad
    Friends
    Phoebe learns the surprising truth about her father. Ross makes Monica's Christmas party guests miserable.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 5:00 pm
    The One Where Rachel Quits
    Friends
    Rachel wonders if she'll ever get another job after she quits Central Perk. Joey's new job selling Christmas trees upsets Phoebe. Ross breaks a little girl's leg.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 5:30 pm
    The One with the Girl from Poughkeepsie
    Friends
    Ross struggles to maintain a long-distance relationship. Chandler tries to get a date for Rachel. Monica schemes to establish authority at her new restaurant job.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 6:00 pm
    The One with the Inappropriate Sister
    Friends
    A bored Ross creates havoc in Joey and Chandler's lives. Rachel is disturbed by her date's inappropriate relationship with his sister.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 6:30 pm
    The One with the Routine
    Friends
    Joey plots the perfect opportunity to kiss Janine. Ross and Monica resurrect their dorky high school dance routine for a television special.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 7:00 pm
    The One with All the Candy
    Friends
    Rachel gets in trouble for dating her assistant. Monica tries to become friendlier with her neighbors. Phoebe needs lessons in riding a bike.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 7:30 pm
    The One with the Holiday Armadillo
    Friends
    Ross teaches Ben about Chanukah. Phoebe worries that Rachel prefers living with Joey.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 8:00 pm
    The One with Monica's Boots
    Friends
    Chandler is angry when Monica buys expensive boots. Phoebe tries to get tickets to a Sting concert.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 8:30 pm
    The One with the Ross' Step Forward
    Friends
    Ross' new girlfriend orders Christmas cards with a photo of them on the cover.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 9:00 pm
    The One with Christmas in Tulsa
    Friends
    Monica fears the worst when she learns Chandler will be spending Christmas in Tulsa working on a deadline with a beautiful co-worker.
    TV-PG (S) DVS: Y
  • 9:30 pm
    The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon irks the gangs with his obsession with proper Christmas gift protocol. Leonard's crushed when Penny dates a colleague of his.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 10:00 pm
    The Maternal Congruence
    The Big Bang Theory
    A Christmas visit from his mother has Leonard discovering she's kept a lot of news from him that she shares with Sheldon and worrying if she'll approve of his romance with Penny.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 10:30 pm
    The Santa Simulation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon unwillingly revisits some Christmas memories during a lively game of Dungeons and Dragons, while Raj joins the girls for ladies night out.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 11:00 pm
    The Cooper Extraction
    The Big Bang Theory
    With Sheldon in Texas, the gang gathers to decorate for Christmas, and they each contemplate if they would have had a wonderful life had they never met him.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 11:30 pm
    The Clean Room Infiltration
    The Big Bang Theory
    On Christmas Eve, Amy plans a traditional Victorian dinner, while Raj, Leonard and Howard scramble to remove a pigeon that flew into the clean room at the university.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 12:00 am
    The Holiday Summation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Amy visit Leonard and Penny for the first time since the holidays and share details about their terrible trip to Texas.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 12:30 am
    Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas
    The Grinch is irritated at the thought of the nearby village having a happy time celebrating Christmas. So, disguised as Santa Claus -- with his dog Max made to look like a reindeer -- he raids the village to steal all the Christmas things.
    TV-G DVS: Y
  • 1:00 am
    Candy Cane Lane
    A laid off corporate marketer is on a mission to win his neighborhood's annual Christmas home decoration contest. In pursuit of the $100,000 prize, he inadvertently makes a deal with a mischievous elf that brings the 12 Days of Christmas to life.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 3:30 am
    Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas
    The Grinch is irritated at the thought of the nearby village having a happy time celebrating Christmas. So, disguised as Santa Claus -- with his dog Max made to look like a reindeer -- he raids the village to steal all the Christmas things.
    TV-G DVS: Y
  • 4:00 am
    Candy Cane Lane
    A laid off corporate marketer is on a mission to win his neighborhood's annual Christmas home decoration contest. In pursuit of the $100,000 prize, he inadvertently makes a deal with a mischievous elf that brings the 12 Days of Christmas to life.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
Monday, Dec 22

  • 11:30 am
    A Solo Peanut, a Social Butterfly and the Truth
    Young Sheldon
    In the 100th episode, Sheldon gets an odd request from an old friend, while George and Mary are caught in the middle of Meemaw and Dale's breakup, and Georgie comes clean to Mandy.
    TV-14 DVS: Y
  • 12:00 pm
    Babies, Lies and a Resplendent Cannoli
    Young Sheldon
    While Sheldon copes with the death of a hero, Georgie struggles with his big secret, and Missy wants to babysit.
    TV-14 (D) DVS: Y
  • 12:30 pm
    A God-Fearin' Baptist and a Hot Trophy Husband
    Young Sheldon
    George and Mary insist on meeting the new woman in Georgie's life, while Sheldon and Missy have suspicions about what's going on with their family.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 1:00 pm
    Uncle Sheldon and a Hormonal Firecracker
    Young Sheldon
    Despite the whole family trying to keep it a secret, Sheldon and Missy learn about Georgie's pregnancy.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 1:30 pm
    White Trash, Holy Rollers and Punching People
    Young Sheldon
    With the Coopers facing judgement from the congregation in the wake of Georgie's pregnancy, Sheldon is distracted by the family drama, while Missy stands up for her brother.
    TV-PG (DLV) DVS: Y
  • 2:00 pm
    A Clogged Pore, a Little Spanish and the Future
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon struggles with the first signs of puberty while his parents both hunt for new jobs, and Georgie and Meemaw take a business trip across the border.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 2:30 pm
    Four Hundred Cartons of Undeclared Cigarettes and a Niblingo
    Young Sheldon
    George Sr. bails Meemaw and Georgie out of jail. Also, Sheldon and Missy meet Mandy, and Mary feels unwelcome at church.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 3:00 pm
    The One with Russ
    Friends
    Joey gets a great acting opportunity. Rachel dates a guy who is amazingly similar to Ross.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 3:30 pm
    The One with the Lesbian Wedding
    Friends
    Carol and Susan prepare for their wedding with some help from an uncomfortable Ross.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 4:00 pm
    The One After the Super Bowl: Part 1
    Friends
    Ross searches for his former pet monkey. Joey dates an obsessed fan.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 4:30 pm
    The One After the Super Bowl: Part 2
    Friends
    Ross spends some quality time with Marcel, his former pet monkey. Chandler gets a big surprise from a sexy former classmate.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 5:00 pm
    The One with the Prom Video
    Friends
    Monica's old home video shows Ross' true feelings for Rachel. Joey gives a gaudy gift to Chandler.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 5:30 pm
    The One Where Ross and Rachel...You Know
    Friends
    Ross and Rachel encounter obstacles to romance. Monica becomes enamored with a handsome, older doctor.
    TV-14 (S) DVS: Y
  • 6:00 pm
    The One Where Joey Moves Out
    Friends
    Monica's parents find out about her middle-aged boyfriend. Chandler and Joey argue and it could mean the end of their living arrangement.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 6:30 pm
    The One Where Eddie Moves In
    Friends
    Joey wants to move back in with Chandler, but there's a new problem. Phoebe tapes a rock video. Ross upsets Monica.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 7:00 pm
    The One Where Dr. Ramoray Dies
    Friends
    Monica and Richard experience the same romantic problems as Rachel and Ross. Joey's ill-advised comments to a fan magazine threaten his acting career.
    TV-14 (S) DVS: Y
  • 7:30 pm
    The One Where Eddie Won't Go
    Friends
    Chandler wants his annoying new roommate to move out. Joey's exorbitant bills come due. The women learn from a book about personal empowerment.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 8:00 pm
    The One Where Old Yeller Dies
    Friends
    Monica's boyfriend impresses Chandler and Joey. Phoebe finds out what she missed as a child.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 8:30 pm
    The One with the Bullies
    Friends
    Two bullies eject Chandler and Ross from Central Perk. Phoebe meets a brother she never knew she had.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 9:00 pm
    The One with the Two Parties
    Friends
    Rachel gets a surprise at her birthday party when her parents show up.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 9:30 pm
    The Comet Polarization
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon's comic book store experience changes when writer Neil Gaiman puts Stuart's store on the map. Raj takes credit for Penny's astronomical discovery, and friendships are threatened.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 10:00 pm
    The Monetary Insufficiency
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon goes to Vegas to win money for science. Penny and Bernadette take Amy wedding dress shopping, but her terrible choice entangles them in a web of lies.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 10:30 pm
    The Sibling Realignment
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Sheldon learns that his mother won't attend his wedding unless he invites his brother, George, he and Leonard travel to Texas to end a family feud. The Wolowitz kids inadvertently infest Amy, Bernadette, Howard and Raj with pinkeye.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 11:00 pm
    The Bow Tie Asymmetry
    The Big Bang Theory
    In the Season 11 finale, when Amy's parents and Sheldon's family arrive for the wedding, everybody is focused on making sure all goes according to plan -- everyone except the bride and groom.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 11:30 pm
    The Conjugal Configuration
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Amy's honeymoon runs aground in New York, while Penny and Leonard discover they are uncomfortably similar to Amy's parents, Mr. and Mrs. Fowler. Raj insults physicist Neil deGrasse Tyson and starts a twitter war.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 12:00 am
    The Wedding Gift Wormhole
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Amy drive themselves crazy trying to figure out what "perfect gift" Leonard and Penny gave them for their wedding. Raj decides he wants to settle down and asks his father to arrange a marriage for him.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 12:30 am
    The Procreation Calculation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Howard's life gets complicated when Stuart starts bringing his new girlfriend home. Penny and Leonard talk about starting a family while Raj explores an arranged marriage.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 1:00 am
    The Tam Turbulence
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon won't tell anyone why he's never mentioned Tam, his childhood best friend, so Leonard takes matters into his own hands. Bernadette and Penny take out Raj's fiance, Anu, for dinner to get the skinny on her.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 1:30 am
    The Planetarium Collision
    The Big Bang Theory
    Amy doesn't have time to work on a project, so Sheldon goes to great lengths to ensure she can work with him even if it means sabotaging her career in the process. Raj doesn't want Howard to join him in hosting a show at the planetarium.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 2:00 am
    The Imitation Perturbation
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Howard dresses up as Sheldon for Halloween, Sheldon seeks retaliation at Leonard and Penny's Halloween Party. Leonard is shocked that Penny doesn't remember their first kiss.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 2:30 am
    The Grant Allocation Derivation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard is caught between a rock and a hard place when he's responsible for distributing extra grant money. Bernadette turns the backyard playhouse into a hideaway from her husband and kids.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 3:00 am
    The Consummation Deviation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon tries to bond with Amy's father, but when Howard lures Mr. Fowler away with magic tricks, Sheldon has no choice but to bond with Mrs. Fowler. Raj and Anu try to get physical for the first time.
    TV-14 (D) DVS: Y
  • 3:30 am
    The Citation Negation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Amy are devastated learning from a Russian paper that Super Asymmetry has been discovered and disproven. Ultra-competitive Bernadette asks Stuart's girlfriend, Denise, to teach her how to beat Howard in a popular videogame.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 4:30 am
    The Most Adequate Christmas Ever
    American Dad
    After Stan comes home from another dangerous mission, he finds that his family has decked the halls with boughs of holly and donned themselves with gay apparel, but just not to his satisfaction.
    TV-14 (L) DVS: Y
Tuesday, Dec 23

  • 5:00 am
    Rapture's Delight
    American Dad
    The Rapture happens on Christmas Eve, and Stan is left behind.
    TV-14 (DV) DVS: Y
  • 5:30 am
    For Whom the Sleigh Bell Tolls
    American Dad
    Stan gives Steve a gun for Christmas, even though Francine warns him that Steve is too young. As usual, Stan ignores her, and when Steve accidentally shoots Santa, he sends the North Pole into a tizzy and jeopardizes Christmas.
    TV-14 (DLSV) DVS: Y
  • 6:00 am
    Season's Beatings
    American Dad
    Father Donovan holds a Christmas play at the mall and casts Stan as Santa Claus and Roger as Jesus. After they get in a fight and cause a scene, Stan is kicked out of the church. Hayley and Jeff adopt a child who turns out to be possessed.
    TV-14 (DLV) DVS: Y
  • 6:30 am
    Minstrel Krampus
    American Dad
    When Steve starts acting like a spoiled brat during the holidays, Stan takes him to see his Grandpa Jack, who tells him the story of how he caught a legendary demon who punishes naughty children on Christmas.
    TV-14 (DLSV) DVS: Y
  • 7:00 am
    Dreaming of a White Porsche Christmas
    American Dad
    When Stan wishes he could have Principal Lewis' carefree, single life, his wish comes true! Meanwhile, in his wish world, Principal Lewis has Stan's family.
    TV-14 (DLSV) DVS: Y
  • 7:30 am
    Gift Me Liberty
    American Dad
    When Bullock is upset that somebody did not bring a gift to the CIA Secret Santa party, Stan goes on a mission to find out who it was. Meanwhile, Steve poses as the good guy boyfriend of several female classmates.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 8:00 am
    Ninety North, Zero West
    American Dad
    The Smith family must rescue Steve after he is kidnapped and taken to the North Pole. There, Santa Claus is using children to mine for precious stones that he needs to perform an ancient ritual.
    TV-14 (DLV) DVS: Y
  • 8:30 am
    Santa, Schmanta
    American Dad
    Roger feels unappreciated during Christmas so Snot introduces him to Judaism. After a run-in with Santa, Roger really gets into the Hanukkah spirit.
    TV-14 (DLV) DVS: Y
  • 9:00 am
    Yule. Tide. Repeat.
    American Dad
    After Stan's plan for the perfect Christmas goes terribly, tragically wrong, he's given a magical opportunity to make things right.
    TV-14 (DLSV) DVS: Y
  • 9:30 am
    The Grounch
    American Dad
    When Roger has his famous Christmas sex party stolen from him the results are... monstrous. Stan creates a magazine for men.
    TV-14 (DLS) DVS: Y
  • 10:00 am
    Nasty Christmas
    American Dad
    Bullock throws a private, star-studded Christmas party the exact same night as the CIA work party. Stan and Klaus are determined to get in, by any means necessary.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 10:30 am
    Future Worf and the Margarita of the South Pacific
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon and Missy try to help the family's finances. Also, Mary struggles to find her footing without the church.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 11:00 am
    Passion's Harvest and a Sheldocracy
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon must choose sides in an ethical dilemma. Mary tries her hand at writing. Mandy needs a new place to live.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 11:30 am
    Blonde Ambition and the Concept of Zero
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon makes a terrifying mathematical discovery while tutoring Billy. Also, Mary is jealous of Missy's relationship with Mandy and MeeMaw.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 12:00 pm
    A Resident Advisor and the Word 'Sketchy'
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon becomes a dorm RA. Meemaw and Dale make a sketchy business deal. Mary and George Sr. rekindle their romance.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 1:00 pm
    A Tougher Nut and a Note on File
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon's search for a comic book leads him to a breakthrough. Also, Georgie and Mandy have an uncomfortable first encounter with her parents, Jim and Audrey.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 1:30 pm
    Legalese and a Whole Hoo-Ha
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon's database invention puts him at odds with the university. Also, the church takes issue with Meemaw's video store.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 2:00 pm
    College Dropouts and the Medford Miracle
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon considers dropping out of college to focus on building his database. Also, George Sr. is frustrated when someone else gets credit for his football wins.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 2:30 pm
    Pancake Sunday and Textbook Flirting
    Young Sheldon
    Mary struggles to make new friends while Mandy pushes Georgie to date another woman.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 3:00 pm
    The One with the Chicken Pox
    Friends
    When Phoebe catches chickenpox, her chances for romance with a former lover are almost ruined. Monica worries that she is too strange for Richard.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 3:30 pm
    The One with Barry and Mindy's Wedding
    Friends
    Rachel is a bridesmaid at her ex-fianc?'s wedding. Monica and Richard's relationship is jeopardized when the subject of children is discussed.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 4:00 pm
    The One with the Princess Leia Fantasy
    Friends
    Ross' secret fantasy doesn't stay secret for long after he confides in Rachel. Chandler resumes an old relationship.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 4:30 pm
    The One Where No One's Ready
    Friends
    Ross becomes frantic trying to get everyone ready to leave to hear his speech at the museum.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 5:00 pm
    The One with the Jam
    Friends
    Monica wants to have a baby. A man is stalking Phoebe.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 5:30 pm
    The One with the Metaphorical Tunnel
    Friends
    Chandler wants to commit to a relationship with Janice. Phoebe poses as Joey's agent.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 6:00 pm
    The One with Frank Jr.
    Friends
    Phoebe tries to be more friendly with her half-brother. Ross meets Isabella Rossellini.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 6:30 pm
    The One with the Flashback
    Friends
    The friends recall secrets from their pasts.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 7:00 pm
    The One with the Race Car Bed
    Friends
    Joey sees Janice kissing her husband, whom she is divorcing while she dates Chandler. Rachel's father clashes with Ross.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 7:30 pm
    The One with the Giant Poking Device
    Friends
    Chandler and Janice make a difficult decision about their relationship. Monica accidentally injures Ben and tries to hide it from Ross.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 8:00 pm
    The One with the Football
    Friends
    On Thanksgiving, a good-natured football game between the friends reveals some serious rivalries.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 8:30 pm
    The One Where Rachel Quits
    Friends
    Rachel wonders if she'll ever get another job after she quits Central Perk. Joey's new job selling Christmas trees upsets Phoebe. Ross breaks a little girl's leg.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 9:00 pm
    The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister
    Friends
    Rachel meets a handsome stranger, who might help her career. Chandler gets into trouble with Joey's sisters.
    TV-14 DVS: Y
  • 9:30 pm
    The VCR Illumination
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Amy are still down about their theory being disproven, but a VHS tape from Sheldon's past inspires him not to give up. Bernadette turns into a pageant mom when she tries to help Howard ace his Magic Castle audition.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 10:00 pm
    The Paintball Scattering
    The Big Bang Theory
    Penny and Leonard organize a paintball game that results in mayhem when Sheldon is jealous of Amy. Raj catches Anu with her ex-boyfriend, and Stuart doesn't want to move in with Denise.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 10:30 pm
    The Propagation Proposition
    The Big Bang Theory
    Penny's ex-boyfriend, Zack, and his wife want a baby, but when Zack is infertile, they ask Leonard to help. Raj attempts to mend things with his ex-fiancée, Anu.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 11:00 pm
    The Confirmation Polarization
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Amy's super asymmetry theory is proven by two physicists, Dr. Pemberton and Dr. Campbell from Chicago, who then try to kick Amy off the Nobel nomination. Bernadette has a big success at work, and Penny's going to be a part of it.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 11:30 pm
    The Meteorite Manifestation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon is thrilled to help Bernadette and Howard navigate bureaucratic paperwork, until he discovers they are breaking the law. Leonard is disappointed when his friends exclude him from a scientific project.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 12:00 am
    The Donation Oscillation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Penny tries to seduce an abstaining Leonard to ruin his "donation" for her ex-boyfriend, Zack, and his wife, Marissa. Howard, Bernadette, Anu and Raj turn Raj's canceled bachelor party into a couple's trip aboard the "vomit comet."
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 12:30 am
    The D & D Vortex
    The Big Bang Theory
    The gang finds out Wil Wheaton hosts a celebrity Dungeons and Dragons game involving William Shatner, Joe Manganiello, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and Kevin Smith. Deception and betrayal are the path to make it to the one open seat.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 1:00 am
    The Conference Valuation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Penny and Bernadette go to San Diego for a pharmaceutical sales convention, leaving Howard in charge of the kids. Sheldon finds a book on experimenting on kids, and the guys plus Amy make a day of it.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 1:30 am
    The Laureate Accumulation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Pemberton and Campbell charm America on a publicity tour, so Sheldon and Amy bring Nobel laureates Kip Thorne, George Smoot and Frances Arnold to their side. Halley's fear of the dark leads to conflict for Howard, Bernadette and Stuart.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 2:00 am
    The Inspiration Deprivation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Amy has a meltdown due to the pressure associated with winning a Nobel Prize. Raj and Howard try to relive the good old days after Howard buys a scooter that looks like the one he had years ago.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 2:30 am
    The Decision Reverberation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Raj is worried people won't take him seriously in his own field after publishing a paper that suggests he may have discovered alien life. Leonard wants to be the principal investigator on a plasma physics study.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 3:00 am
    The Plagiarism Schism
    The Big Bang Theory
    Kripke has proof that Dr. Pemberton plagiarized his thesis, and Sheldon and Amy aren't sure whether they should turn him in or not. Howard is surprised to learn that Bernie wasn't the only waitress at the Cheesecake Factory who had a crush on him.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 3:30 am
    The Maternal Conclusion
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard is pleasantly surprised when Beverly comes to visit and she's genuinely kind to him, until he finds out the real reason she's there. Denise and Stuart overstay their welcome at the Wolowitz house.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 4:00 am
    The Change Constant
    The Big Bang Theory
    Amy and Sheldon wait for the news. Howard and Bernadette leave their kids. Leonard and Penny keep a secret.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 4:30 am
    The Stockholm Syndrome
    The Big Bang Theory
    Bernadette and Howard leave their kids for the first time, Penny and Leonard try to keep a secret, Sheldon and Amy stick together, and Raj makes a new friend as the gang travels together into an uncharted future.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
Wednesday, Dec 24

  • 5:00 am
    Ruthless, Toothless and a Week of Bed Rest
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon learns the university is building a database without him. Also, Mary takes care of a bedridden Mandy and Meemaw.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 5:30 am
    A Baby Shower and Testosterone-Rich Banter
    Young Sheldon
    Mary butts heads with Mandy's mother, and Sheldon attempts male bonding.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 6:00 am
    A Frat Party, a Sleepover and the Mother of All Blisters
    Young Sheldon
    Paige drags Sheldon to a college party, and Missy gets caught in a lie.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 6:30 am
    A Launch Party and a Whole Human Being
    Young Sheldon
    The Coopers can't be found as Mandy goes into labor. Also, Sheldon is excited about the launch of his database.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 7:00 am
    Teen Angst and a Smart-Boy Walk of Shame
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon confronts the failure of his database. Georgie and Mandy struggle as new parents. Missy feels forgotten.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 7:30 am
    A Stolen Truck and Going on the Lam
    Young Sheldon
    Missy steals her dad's truck and hits the road with her friend Paige.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 8:00 am
    A German Folk Song and an Actual Adult
    Young Sheldon
    Georgie goes on a birthday date, and Mary confronts Brenda about her relationship with George. Also, Sheldon takes an interest in Missy's favorite TV show.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 8:30 am
    Little Green Men and a Fella's Marriage Proposal
    Young Sheldon
    Sheldon wants to search for life on other planets, and Mandy answers Georgie's marriage proposal. Also, Missy is caught between two friends.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 9:00 am
    A New Weather Girl and a Stay-at-Home Coddler
    Young Sheldon
    Mandy gets an exciting job opportunity, and Sheldon worries that he's falling behind. Also, Georgie takes his daughter to work.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 9:30 am
    German for Beginners and a Crazy Old Man with a Bat
    Young Sheldon
    The gambling room gets broken into, and Sheldon wants to study abroad. Also, Missy makes a new friend.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 3:30 pm
    The One with the Monkey
    Friends
    The friends promise to celebrate New Year's Eve without dates but soon all their plans change. Ross gets a pet monkey.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 4:00 pm
    The One with Phoebe's Dad
    Friends
    Phoebe learns the surprising truth about her father. Ross makes Monica's Christmas party guests miserable.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 4:30 pm
    The One Where Rachel Quits
    Friends
    Rachel wonders if she'll ever get another job after she quits Central Perk. Joey's new job selling Christmas trees upsets Phoebe. Ross breaks a little girl's leg.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 5:00 pm
    The One with the Girl from Poughkeepsie
    Friends
    Ross struggles to maintain a long-distance relationship. Chandler tries to get a date for Rachel. Monica schemes to establish authority at her new restaurant job.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 5:30 pm
    The One with the Inappropriate Sister
    Friends
    A bored Ross creates havoc in Joey and Chandler's lives. Rachel is disturbed by her date's inappropriate relationship with his sister.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 6:00 pm
    The One with the Routine
    Friends
    Joey plots the perfect opportunity to kiss Janine. Ross and Monica resurrect their dorky high school dance routine for a television special.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 6:30 pm
    The One with All the Candy
    Friends
    Rachel gets in trouble for dating her assistant. Monica tries to become friendlier with her neighbors. Phoebe needs lessons in riding a bike.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 7:00 pm
    The One with the Holiday Armadillo
    Friends
    Ross teaches Ben about Chanukah. Phoebe worries that Rachel prefers living with Joey.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 7:30 pm
    The One with Monica's Boots
    Friends
    Chandler is angry when Monica buys expensive boots. Phoebe tries to get tickets to a Sting concert.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 8:00 pm
    The One with the Ross' Step Forward
    Friends
    Ross' new girlfriend orders Christmas cards with a photo of them on the cover.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 8:30 pm
    The One with Christmas in Tulsa
    Friends
    Monica fears the worst when she learns Chandler will be spending Christmas in Tulsa working on a deadline with a beautiful co-worker.
    TV-PG (S) DVS: Y
  • 9:00 pm
    The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon irks the gangs with his obsession with proper Christmas gift protocol. Leonard's crushed when Penny dates a colleague of his.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 9:30 pm
    The Santa Simulation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon unwillingly revisits some Christmas memories during a lively game of Dungeons and Dragons, while Raj joins the girls for ladies night out.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 10:00 pm
    The Clean Room Infiltration
    The Big Bang Theory
    On Christmas Eve, Amy plans a traditional Victorian dinner, while Raj, Leonard and Howard scramble to remove a pigeon that flew into the clean room at the university.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 10:30 pm
    The Holiday Summation
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon and Amy visit Leonard and Penny for the first time since the holidays and share details about their terrible trip to Texas.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 1:00 am
    A Christmas Story
    Ralphie Parker spends most of his time dodging a bully and dreaming of his ideal Christmas gift, a Red Ryder BB gun. Frequently at odds with his dad but comforted by his mom, Ralphie struggles to make it to Christmas Day with his glasses and hopes intact.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 3:00 am
    A Christmas Story
    Ralphie Parker spends most of his time dodging a bully and dreaming of his ideal Christmas gift, a Red Ryder BB gun. Frequently at odds with his dad but comforted by his mom, Ralphie struggles to make it to Christmas Day with his glasses and hopes intact.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
Thursday, Dec 25

  • 5:00 am
    A Christmas Story
    Ralphie Parker spends most of his time dodging a bully and dreaming of his ideal Christmas gift, a Red Ryder BB gun. Frequently at odds with his dad but comforted by his mom, Ralphie struggles to make it to Christmas Day with his glasses and hopes intact.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 7:00 am
    A Christmas Story
    Ralphie Parker spends most of his time dodging a bully and dreaming of his ideal Christmas gift, a Red Ryder BB gun. Frequently at odds with his dad but comforted by his mom, Ralphie struggles to make it to Christmas Day with his glasses and hopes intact.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 9:00 am
    A Christmas Story
    Ralphie Parker spends most of his time dodging a bully and dreaming of his ideal Christmas gift, a Red Ryder BB gun. Frequently at odds with his dad but comforted by his mom, Ralphie struggles to make it to Christmas Day with his glasses and hopes intact.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 11:00 am
    A Christmas Story
    Ralphie Parker spends most of his time dodging a bully and dreaming of his ideal Christmas gift, a Red Ryder BB gun. Frequently at odds with his dad but comforted by his mom, Ralphie struggles to make it to Christmas Day with his glasses and hopes intact.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 1:00 pm
    A Christmas Story
    Ralphie Parker spends most of his time dodging a bully and dreaming of his ideal Christmas gift, a Red Ryder BB gun. Frequently at odds with his dad but comforted by his mom, Ralphie struggles to make it to Christmas Day with his glasses and hopes intact.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 3:00 pm
    A Christmas Story
    Ralphie Parker spends most of his time dodging a bully and dreaming of his ideal Christmas gift, a Red Ryder BB gun. Frequently at odds with his dad but comforted by his mom, Ralphie struggles to make it to Christmas Day with his glasses and hopes intact.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 5:00 pm
    A Christmas Story
    Ralphie Parker spends most of his time dodging a bully and dreaming of his ideal Christmas gift, a Red Ryder BB gun. Frequently at odds with his dad but comforted by his mom, Ralphie struggles to make it to Christmas Day with his glasses and hopes intact.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 7:00 pm
    A Christmas Story
    Ralphie Parker spends most of his time dodging a bully and dreaming of his ideal Christmas gift, a Red Ryder BB gun. Frequently at odds with his dad but comforted by his mom, Ralphie struggles to make it to Christmas Day with his glasses and hopes intact.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 9:00 pm
    A Christmas Story
    Ralphie Parker spends most of his time dodging a bully and dreaming of his ideal Christmas gift, a Red Ryder BB gun. Frequently at odds with his dad but comforted by his mom, Ralphie struggles to make it to Christmas Day with his glasses and hopes intact.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 11:00 pm
    A Christmas Story
    Ralphie Parker spends most of his time dodging a bully and dreaming of his ideal Christmas gift, a Red Ryder BB gun. Frequently at odds with his dad but comforted by his mom, Ralphie struggles to make it to Christmas Day with his glasses and hopes intact.
    TV-PG (L) DVS: Y
  • 3:15 am
    Candy Cane Lane
    A laid off corporate marketer is on a mission to win his neighborhood's annual Christmas home decoration contest. In pursuit of the $100,000 prize, he inadvertently makes a deal with a mischievous elf that brings the 12 Days of Christmas to life.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
Friday, Dec 26

  • 8:00 am
    Candy Cane Lane
    A laid off corporate marketer is on a mission to win his neighborhood's annual Christmas home decoration contest. In pursuit of the $100,000 prize, he inadvertently makes a deal with a mischievous elf that brings the 12 Days of Christmas to life.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 11:00 am
    The One Where Rachel Goes Back to Work
    Friends
    Rachel crosses swords with her temporary replacement at the shop. Phoebe wreaks havoc on the set of Joey's soap opera.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 11:30 am
    The One with Phoebe's Rats
    Friends
    Monica invites Rachel's workplace rival to her birthday party. Joey flirts with Emma's new nanny, and Phoebe and Mike take care of a litter of rats.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 12:00 pm
    The One Where Monica Sings
    Friends
    Monica exults in the applause she receives on karaoke night, unaware that the cheering audience can see through her blouse.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 12:30 pm
    The One with the Blind Dates
    Friends
    Joey and Phoebe conspire to send Rachel and Ross on disastrous blind dates.
    TV-14 DVS: Y
  • 1:00 pm
    The One with the Mugging
    Friends
    Joey stumbles upon a way to impress a famous actor during an audition. Ross learns the identity of a long-ago mugger, and Chandler accepts an internship at a shoe company.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 1:30 pm
    The One with the Boob Job
    Friends
    Both Monica and Chandler secretly approach Joey for a loan. Phoebe invites Mike to move in with her, and Rachel baby-proofs the apartment.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 2:00 pm
    The One with the Memorial Service
    Friends
    Ross and Chandler trade barbed insults on their alma mater's Web site.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 2:30 pm
    The One with the Lottery
    Friends
    The gang buys scads of lottery tickets for the multimillion-dollar jackpot.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 3:00 pm
    The One with Rachel's Dream
    Friends
    Rachel's visit to a soap opera set inspires her to dream about Joey. Chandler takes Ross on a weekend getaway after Monica cannot take time off from work.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 3:30 pm
    The One with the Soap Opera Party
    Friends
    Ross invites an attractive paleontologist to a rooftop Days of Our Lives party being thrown by Joey.
    TV-PG (S) DVS: Y
  • 4:00 pm
    The One with the Monkey
    Friends
    The friends promise to celebrate New Year's Eve without dates but soon all their plans change. Ross gets a pet monkey.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 4:30 pm
    The One with Phoebe's Dad
    Friends
    Phoebe learns the surprising truth about her father. Ross makes Monica's Christmas party guests miserable.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 5:00 pm
    The One Where Rachel Quits
    Friends
    Rachel wonders if she'll ever get another job after she quits Central Perk. Joey's new job selling Christmas trees upsets Phoebe. Ross breaks a little girl's leg.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 5:30 pm
    The One with the Girl from Poughkeepsie
    Friends
    Ross struggles to maintain a long-distance relationship. Chandler tries to get a date for Rachel. Monica schemes to establish authority at her new restaurant job.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 6:00 pm
    The One with the Inappropriate Sister
    Friends
    A bored Ross creates havoc in Joey and Chandler's lives. Rachel is disturbed by her date's inappropriate relationship with his sister.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 6:30 pm
    The One with the Routine
    Friends
    Joey plots the perfect opportunity to kiss Janine. Ross and Monica resurrect their dorky high school dance routine for a television special.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 7:00 pm
    The One with All the Candy
    Friends
    Rachel gets in trouble for dating her assistant. Monica tries to become friendlier with her neighbors. Phoebe needs lessons in riding a bike.
    TV-PG (D) DVS: Y
  • 7:30 pm
    The One with the Holiday Armadillo
    Friends
    Ross teaches Ben about Chanukah. Phoebe worries that Rachel prefers living with Joey.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 8:00 pm
    The One with Monica's Boots
    Friends
    Chandler is angry when Monica buys expensive boots. Phoebe tries to get tickets to a Sting concert.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 8:30 pm
    The One with the Ross' Step Forward
    Friends
    Ross' new girlfriend orders Christmas cards with a photo of them on the cover.
    TV-PG DVS: Y
  • 9:00 pm
    The One with Christmas in Tulsa
    Friends
    Monica fears the worst when she learns Chandler will be spending Christmas in Tulsa working on a deadline with a beautiful co-worker.
    TV-PG (S) DVS: Y
  • 9:30 pm
    Pilot
    The Big Bang Theory
    Brilliant physicist roommates Leonard and Sheldon meet their new neighbor Penny, who begins showing them that as much as they know about science, they know little about actual living.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 10:00 pm
    The Big Bran Hypothesis
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard volunteers to sign for a package in an attempt to make a good impression on Penny, but when he enlists Sheldon for help, his attempt at chivalry goes terribly awry.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 10:30 pm
    The Fuzzy Boots Corollary
    The Big Bang Theory
    Leonard asks a work colleague out after he finds out Penny is seeing someone.
    TV-PG (DL) DVS: Y
  • 11:00 pm
    The Luminous Fish Effect
    The Big Bang Theory
    Sheldon's getting fired forces him to explore what life has to offer outside physics, leaving Leonard to take drastic action to snap his friend out of his funk.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 11:30 pm
    The Hamburger Postulate
    The Big Bang Theory
    Fearing he's wasting his time on Penny, Leonard ends up making a connection with Leslie. Meanwhile, Sheldon frets over a change to his hamburger routine.
    TV-PG (DS) DVS: Y
  • 12:00 am
    The Middle Earth Paradigm
    The Big Bang Theory
    Penny hosts a Halloween party, putting Leonard, Sheldon, Wolowitz and Koothrappali through a new test of their social skills.
    TV-PG (DLS) DVS: Y
  • 12:30 am
    The Dumpling Paradox
    The Big Bang Theory
    When Wolowitz goes AWOL with one of her friends, Penny's recruited to fill in for him on the guys' Halo team.
    TV-14 (DL) DVS: Y
  • 1:00 am
    Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    TV-14 (LV) DVS: Y
  • 4:00 am
    Independence Day
    Strange atmospheric phenomena, ominous and mesmerizing, surface around the globe. The question of whether we're alone in the universe has been answered. In a matter of minutes, the lives of every person across the globe are forever changed.
    TV-PG (DLSV) DVS: Y